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March 3, 2005 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – RIP – PEARL HOEL, BIKE WEEK TIPS, NEW PRODUCTS

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SEMINOLE HARD ROCK ROADHOUSE HITS THE ROAD AGAIN!ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?–Picture yourself basking in the sun, on a Hard Rockin? custom bike, that you just won, compliments of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida. You can make this dream become a reality, but you have to hit the Road?the Hard Rock Roadhouse Tour.

The Seminole Hard Rock Roadhouse is back for more hard rockin? action with the 2005 featured custom bike builders showcasing metal-carving ingenuity and raw talent. Doug Keim, of New Jersey?s Creative Cycles, Jesse Rooke, of Rooke Customs, Phoenix, Arizona, Roland Sands ?New Blood?, from in LaPalma, California and Johnny Vasko aka Johnny Chop from Southern Cal, are set center-stage at five key bike rallies?first stop, Daytona Bike Week.

These artists have been featured on TV shows and magazines across the country and around the world, and they?ll be presenting their Hard Rockin? bikes for fans to see-and WIN! Your entry could be the one?and you could be the one lucky biker to choose a Hard Rock bike to ride home from the season grand finale?all you have to do is enter!

Entries are taken at each of the Seminole Hard Rock Roadhouse tour stops, as well as online at http://www.hrroadhouse.com or at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, when the featured bikes are showcased between Roadhouse trips. Just roll up to a laptop, enter your contact information and you?re on the road?the Hard Rock Roadhouse!

After touring from Daytona, to Sturgis, to New Orleans and back to Daytona, (see http://www.hrroadhouse.com for the full schedule), the Seminole Hard Rock Roadhouse will wrap up in South Florida for the season?s Grand Finale at the new and smoking Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino–party central and the custom bike Mecca for the second annual Ft. Lauderdale Bike Rally, December 1-4. Entertainment, music, food?we?ve got it 24/7 at the Seminole Paradise where the crowd will be rocking to great music at Hard Rock Live, cruising the vendor booths, and gathering heat–especially during the Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest–just in time to cool down in the slick 130,000 s.f. casino?that?s where the action really kicks up a notch!

Entertainment is non-stop and the nightlife is never-ending at the Seminole Hard Rock! Join sponsors Budweiser, Hawaiian Tropic Performance Machine, S&S Cycle, Baker Drivetrain, Hot Bike, and bikernet.com. Cold Bud and Hot Babes and Bikes–Are you ready to Rock? Then hit the road! Take a ride on the Seminole Hard Rock Roadhouse Tour.

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THE PASSING OF AN ERA– Pearl Hoel passed away on Sunday, Feb. 27th, 2005. Pearl will always be remembered as the First Lady of the Sturgis Rally. She and her husband Pappy started and made the rally into what it has become today. We will miss her, but we know she isn?t far away. These are her Hills, and this is her Rally. Her role has simply changed from hostess and historian, to guardian. Of this you can be certain, she is off somewhere reunited with Pappy, riding around on an old Indian, watching over her town and her two wheeled friends.

We believe this 65th Rally should be dedicated to Pearl. We can thank her for bringing us all together in a spirit of everything that is positive about biking, bikers and riding in the Black Hills.

The 65th Annual Sturgis/Black Hills Rally is starting to come together… it’s going to be a big rally! More bikers and more activities… and the 65th Anniversary! August 8th – 14th, 2005Check out the current Schedule of Events at: http://www.Sturgis.com/schedule.html – There will be LOTS more to come, so keep checking back.

This is the time of year to start getting your lodging taken care http://www.BlackHillsReservations.com of: Hotels, motels, B&B’s, etc. are hard to find… but there are a few openings yet. Tent camping sites can normally be found somewhere, even during the Rally. Private housing is starting to get busy too. Check out the following to help arrange your accommodations… they go fast, so hurry!
http://www.Sturgis.com/lodging.html – List of campgrounds, motels, etc
http://www.Sturgis.com/lodgingboard – Private Housing Ads
– One stop reservations for many different places.

Also join in on the Message Board: http://www.sturgis.com/messageboard/The board has a great bunch of folks all willing to share their experiences and help give answers and recommendations to those that have questions. The message board can be a great source of information (and fun) from like-minded individuals.

You can also request special “Private Forums” for your own group… Private forums only allow the members that you select. Only you and your members can see, read and post messages to it! Private forums allows you to easily and quickly keep in touch with your group. Simple, straightforward and to the point! Easy to use and best yet, it’s FREE!

Thanks, and we’re already looking forward to August!
The Sturgis.com crew

mike lichter

BIKE WEEK TRAFFIC TIPS– Half a million motorcyclists and motorcycle race fans are expected on local roadways between today and March 13. Here are some tips:

BUSIEST TIMES: 10 p.m. March 11 (Daytona Supercross by Honda) and 2 p.m. March 12 (Daytona 200) at Daytona Beach International Speedway.

BIGGEST CROWDS: Speedway area, Main Street, Mary McLeod Bethune Boulevard, North Beach Street.

BIKE PARKING ONLY: Main Street, some sections of North Beach Street, and the south side of Mary McLeod Bethune Boulevard between Beach Street and Palmetto Avenue. Only local residents may park in some beachside areas; watch for signs.

BIKE RIDING ONLY: Main Street between 11 a.m. and 2 a.m. No large vehicles allowed on Main Street.

GETTING TO MAIN STREET: Southbound on Atlantic Avenue: Stay in the right southbound lane; turn right onto Main. Northbound on Atlantic Avenue: Turn left on International Speedway Boulevard, then right on Peninsula Drive. Southbound on Peninsula Drive: Turn left onto Oakridge Boulevard, then south on Atlantic Avenue.

LIMITED ACCESS: Between Auditorium and Harvey on South Coates, South Fern, South Wild Olive and North Noble streets, South Grandview and South Oleander avenues, and North and South Hollywood.

BEACH ACCESS: Use Seabreeze, Orange Avenue or Broadway bridges. Watch for bridge closings.

SHHHH: Noise laws in residential areas will be enforced.

NO PARADE: Police said no permits had been requested or issued as of Wednesday.

BUS RE-ROUTES: Latest Votran bus route information: (386) 761-7700 (Daytona Beach); (386) 424-6800 (New Smyrna Beach); or (386) 943-7033 (West Volusia).

Rogue
www.bikerrogue.com

14th ANNUAL GOLD WING GETAWAY VENDOR EXPO– pin-striping, air brush artists, leathers, tires, accessories, food and more; presented by Chapter FL1-H, Gold Wing Road Riders Association, 8 a.m.-5 p.m., New Smyrna Beach Airport, U.S. Highway 1, New Smyrna Beach. Free. (386) 673-6176.

KICKSTAND CITY: featuring variety of activities including entertainment by Ross and Rotten, 5 p.m.; Charlie Brechtel Band, 6:30 and 10:30 p.m.; Harley Hypnotist, 8 p.m.; Hawaiian Tropic Girls, 10:15 p.m.; Daytona International Speedway, 1801 W. International Speedway Blvd., Daytona Beach. $30 daily admission; camping sites also available. All prices and performers subject to change. (800)-PITSHOP.

LEATHER AND LACE BASH: featuring biker fashions, food, live rock music by Running with Scissors, 7-10 p.m., DeLand Museum of Art, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand. $30. (386) 734-4371.

FASTLANE PROMOTIONS’ MOTORCYCLE SWAPMEET: featuring “World’s Biggest” hotdog, live music, beer, food and more, Volusia County Fairgrounds, State Road 44 and Interstate 4, DeLand. $5. (386) 801-1810.

Rogue
www.bikerrogue.com

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CYRIL HUZE SPIKEE COILS BRACKETS– Looks great on choppers. CNC machined out of a piece of T6-6061 billet aluminum, highly polished and chrome plated. Without or with a hole to accept an ignition switch. Accepts single fire, single plug Dyna coils (paint the coils like Cyril does, and nothing will look more custom). Bolt on directly on Huze Dreamliner motor mount, on any FXR type motor mount, or to your Harley 2-piece Evo motor mount using a top motor mount adapter. Ignition switch and coils sold separately.

Cyril Huze
Tel 561-392-5557
http://www.cyrilhuze.com

fork stops

HIDE-AWAYINTERNAL FORK STOP SYSTEMS– Fork stops are a necessary evil for any scooter and if you’re riding a custom they need to be internal. Just as importantly, the fork stops you install had better be STRONG, precision fit and free from any movement. PRO-ONE developed what may be the best internal fork stops available for use on their mega-buck show machines and now they’re making them available to the public. Shown here are two different styles. The HIDE-AWAY INTERNAL FORK STOP KIT shown with cups is designed for use with PRO-ONE triple trees and front end kits as well as with many stock and custom forks.

Components are precision machined from super tuff, highly polished stainless steel, ease of installation and a precision fit. The second layout shows the HIDE-AWAY INTERNAL FORK STOP SYSTEM developed for Hourglass style necks. Once again components are machined from aircraft quality, polished stainless steel to meet PRO-ONE’S strict tolerance requirements. These must have components are the most important protection your paint and molding have from potentially devastating damage by unbridled triple trees, fork legs and handlebars.

Hourglass HIDE-AWAY INTERNAL STOP KITS sell for just $99.95 while the PRO-ONE/Custom kit retails for $104.95. To order call 800-884-4173 or catch the full PRO-ONE show at http://www.pro-one.com

fork covers

HIGH TECH COVER UPS–Dressing up that portion of your fork legs between the upper and lower trees is a simple task with these slick covers from PRO-ONE. The high tech covers are crafted from billet aluminum in lengths of 5 ?? and 7 1/8?. Precision machined for a precise fit using 41 mm forks, these impressive COVER UPS feature a Ball Milled design and are finished in show quality chrome. PRO-ONE CHROME BILLET FORK TUBE COVERS retail for just $74.95 and can be used with most stock and custom applications. If you?re looking for a way to add some style to an otherwise boring area, these COVER UPS are just what the doctor ordered. To order check with your local PRO-ONE dealer, call direct at 800-884-4173 or catch them on the web at http://www.pro-one.com.

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SOFTAIL ROAD RAGE– Softail riders looking for both unique styling and the ultimate in performance will find all they can handle in Bassani’s new SOFTAIL ROAD RAGE. Designed to fit all EVO and Twin Cam Softail models, with or without floorboards, the pipes feature low and lean swept back lines and an aggressive, unmistakable exhaust note. Dyno tuned for maximum performance, front and rear head pipes merge into a power tuned 4″, true reverse-cone megaphone. Tunable, replaceable baffles are secured with a polished billet aluminum end cap. As with all BASSANI systems the chrome finish is both flawless and durable.

Available exclusively from NORTH COUNTY CUSTOMS, SOFTAIL ROAD RAGE headers are designed to develop gains in torque and horsepower over a wide rpm range. Each system is supplied with all mounting hardware and retails for $519.00. For complete details call 866-439-4287. On the web at http://www.bassanipipes.com.

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RALLY?S GRAND DAME DIES AT 99–
By Dan Daly, Journal Staff Write

STURGIS ? Pearl Hoel cooked dinner for all 150 people who attended the first Sturgis motorcycle event in 1938. In 2004, she remained a high-profile supporter of the Sturgis motorcycle rally, an event that now draws as many as half a million bikers from all over the world.

“Everyone in town referred to her as the First Lady of Sturgis,” Pepper Massey-Swan, head of the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum and Hall of Fame, said. “She loved the event, she loved the people. ? I don’t what we’ll do without her.”

Pearl T. Hoel died Sunday at Sturgis Community Health Care Center. She was 99.

Her husband, Clarence “Pappy” Hoel was an Indian Motorcycle dealer who started a motorcycle race outside Sturgis in 1938 as a way to generate interest in Indian Motorcycles and the sport of motorcycling.

Pearl, who personally didn’t like riding motorcycles, supported his early efforts and continued her support of the event after his death in 1989.

Through the years of the rally, she developed friendships with people from throughout the world. She was interviewed by National Geographic, the Discovery Channel, the History Channel and other media.

“When the reporters wanted to speak to someone who had seen the various changes in the growth of the rally, we would always send them to Pearl,” Massey-Swan said Monday. “And Pearl was always generous with her time.”

She was the perfect interview. She had watched the annual rally grow from a tiny local gathering into “Sturgis,” the international event that has become the symbol of the biker lifestyle.

In the early 1930s, the Hoels had an ice business, Canyon Ice Co. Each winter, they would cut blocks from the holding dams in Vanocker Canyon during winter and store them until summer. Then, they would sell block ice to Sturgis residents in the summer, Cliff Linn, former Sturgis mayor and longtime friend, recalled. Some of the dams are still in Vanocker Canyon, he said.

When electricity came to Sturgis, people abandoned their ice boxes. Pappy Hoel decided to get into the motorcycle business and acquired the Indian Motorcycle dealership.

While he built the business, she worked at Meade County Courthouse, a steady paycheck that helped keep the dealership going through the tough years of the Great Depression.

In 1938, there were enough young bikers in the area to stage a regional motorcycle race. Each year after the race, the Hoels and others would put on a barbecue for the racers and fans, Linn said. That is how the big Sturgis event began.Except for 1938 and 1939, when he was living on the farm near Hereford, and the two years during World War II when the event was cancelled, Cliff Linn has attended every Sturgis rally.

Linn said he has more memories of Pearl Hoel on horseback than astride a motorcycle. She and Clarence were active members of the saddle club Linn belonged to. The group often rode their horses in the Vanocker Canyon area where the Hoels had a cabin.

“She didn’t ride a whole lot, but she liked to associate with us, so she’d come by car,” he said.

In November 2004, on her 99th birthday, Pearl Hoel said: “The most important thing that has happened to me over the years is the friends I’ve made. I don’t know what I’d do without them.”

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The feeling is mutual, according to Massey-Swan. In a tribute posted Monday on the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum Web site, www.sturgismotorcyclemuseum.org, Massey-Swan profiled the First Lady of Sturgis.

“When I first met Pearl, she seemed fragile, small of stature, soft spoken, smiling and in her late 80s. My opinion was soon modified. The more time I spent with this amazing woman, the more I learned of her strength, tenacity and sense of purpose,” Massey-Swan wrote.

“Even at 99 years young, Pearl was the best source of information on the Rally. Because she was there from the beginning, and because this event was her passion, her gift of recall and her ability to share oral history was constantly in demand, and she reveled in each opportunity.”

Funeral services will be Saturday at 2 p.m. in Sturgis.

Contact Dan Daly at 394-8421 or dan.daly@rapidcityjournal.com

Sent by Skooter

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A Biker’s Prayer–

God, grant me patiencefor idiots and old ladies.
Keep me safein your sight at all times,
(But out of the sight of cops.)
Shield me on my rideswith your protection
And protect thosewho ride with me.
Keep me frombeating the crap out ofpeople who annoy meor drink my last beer.
With your handbless my bikeand bring me home safely, and not in handcuffs,To those I love.

Amen
Sue
BX, NY

livia

LOVELY LIVIA–Layla, I made it down to Florida……… spent most of last night reading this month Hot Bike and the Daytona Survival Guide that came with it……….

Can’t wait til the party starts!

Livia

IT’S A WRAP–It’s nuts at the HOT BIKE headquarters. Half thestaff is flying to Daytona this weekend, the other half is scrambling to putout another fine magazine within the evil corporate Primedia structure. It’sall good and we appreciate you standing by us as we scramble through thismagazine adventure.

I’ve got to once again thank the babes for keeping it all together atBikernet. My sense is that this industry is exploding. It seems to me that anew, hot builder is born everyday and that’s not a bad thing. This industryis all about freedom to build any goddamn thing you want. Speaking ofbuilding, hopefully I’ll have time to put serious time into the Shovelheadthis weekend. I’ll report on my progress. Also Sin Wu has a feature fromPaul Garson on a killer, retro, Shovelhead from the Garage company inBurbank, California. It’s a classic. Plus, if we’re lucky Layla will postFrank’s next oil pump tech.

Next week means freedom for half a million winter-trapped bikes as theyescape to Daytona’s shores and pray for warm riding weather. I’ll be ridinga Viper. It was 46 degrees in Florida today. Let’s say a prayer to the godof chrome to unleash the Sun’s powers on the Florida Coast.

Ride Forever,
Bandit

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March 3, 2005 Part 1

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – STEALTH & CARIBBEAN REPORTS, LA CALENDAR SHOW UPDATES AND MORE–

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I know how you all love getting your intro?s from Bandit; unfortunately meetings have consumed him today so I?ll do the honors. Not much to tell; we move on with progress here at the Headquarters, paint on the walls and carpet on the floors now, yesterday base molding was put in. After a couple coats of paint we move in.

hallway to livingroom

stripped floor

Turns out this place has hardwood floors throughout upstairs, so I?ve also got a helper here stripping the old tile off with a heat gun. Thankfully the tile was only placed in the hallway. The floor guys said it?s Birch and that folks are paying way too much money for what we have, 80-year old, naturally distressed hardwood, 5/8? thick. Can?t wait to pull the rug off the living room floor to see the rest!

Here?s the news and Bandit will do the ending?

LA CALENDAR BANNER 2005

FastDates.com and Performance Machine present the 2005
2005 LA Calendar Motorcycle Show Weekend July 16-17th 2005–
featuring the World’s top Builders and Custom Bikes, Jardine Dyno Shootout, Builders Seminars, Metric Midway, Concerts and Beautiful Girls

The Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show Weekend sponsored by Performance Machine and held at the beautiful Queen Mary Event Park on the Pacific Ocean in downtown Long Beach, CA, continues to grow every year as the most popular consumer street bike show in America catering to custom, cruiser, classic and sportbike enthusiasts. Always the 3rd weekend of July, the 14th Annual Show scheduled for Saturday July 16th and Sunday July 17th, 2005. The Show features a huge weekend of activities with an expected 180 major motorcycle and product manufacturers, exhibitors and venders, together with the leading custom bike from across America. Associate Sponsorship support for the premier streetbike event weekend in America is provided by Iron Works magazine, Jardine Performance, Trader Publications, Trader Express, Connection Magazines, Quick Throttle Magazine, 2-Wheel Tuner, FastDates.com Calendars & Website, The Los Angeles Times / ReCycler / Cycle Buys, Bikernet.com and SPEED TV?s American Thunder.

On Saturday night Show promoter Jim Gianatsis hosts the Iron & Lace Calendar Builders Night Party beginning at 9pm on board the historic Queen Mary ocean liner in the Observation Room Bar with live musical entertainment by a sensational new national female recording artist. Many of the top Iron & Lace Calendar bike builders together with other top celebrity builders attending the Show weekend will be there, together with fans and the beautiful FastDates.com Calendar Angels featured in the Iron & Lace Calendar.

As always the LA Calendar Show offers the premier Custom, Sportbike and Classic Bike Contest on the West Coast featuring many of top Pro and Amateur bike builders in America vying for the prestigious Performance Machine Best of Show Trophy. Performance Machine and show producer Jim Gianatsis have bolstered the already huge $60,000 Bike Show awards purse with an additional $10,000 in Case prize money for Best of Show and Best PM Equipped Bike at the Show. Expect 3-time LA Calendar Motorcycle Show winner Jesse Rooke to return to reveal his latest cutting edge custom in another bid to secure the coveted Performance Machine Best of Show title. But competition will again be intense from many of world’s top builders like last year’s winner Shinya Kimura from Zero Engineering who flew in from Japan to took home the Best of Show trophy with one of his famed retro choppers that have customers on a 4-year waiting list.

Highlighting a full weekend of live entertainment, this year?s LA Calendar Motorcycle Show features a Classic Rock ?n? Roll and Blues Festival both days. Returning is the hugely popular Unauthorized Rolling Stones out of San Francisco together with the Janis Joplin style rock/blues vocals of the beautiful Boudeeka. Alternating on stage will be beautiful blues rock singers Jessie Payo on Saturday, and Shari Puorto on Sunday. Also featured both days will be the beautiful Purrfect Angelz with their sizzlin? Las Vegas style stage shows which set the Show on fire, literally, with the sexy outfits, and stage routines which include fire twirling and lap dancing!

Showcasing the Calendar Girls theme of the Calendar Bike Show will be the premier of the 2006 FastDates.com Calendars with the beautiful SBK Fast Dates World Superbike and Iron & Lace Calendar Angels in attendance. Featured is TV and movie star Miss Texas ?Rockin? Robin? Cunningham who will be hosting the stage activities both days, assisted by the legendary Keith ?Bandit? Ball of Bikernet.com and biker magazine fame. Plus there will be the FastDates.com Calendar Girl Model Search Pageant presented by CaliforniaHostess.com with their own sexy models, plus the beautiful Hooters Girls and Archie?s Ice Cream Girls.

COWS AND CONSTITUTION–
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it’s worked for over 200 years and we’re not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

Vern

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BAD-ASS BALLOONS–A possible way of getting out of a ticket and get to your destination in a hurry. Can you see some guy going 120 mph on Highway I-15 to Vegas with these balloons trailing about 50 yards behind him? Or, heading south on I-5 just outside of Bakersfield!!

Step 1. Tie balloons to car.

Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell….

Step 3. Watch people freak out !!!!

Kenny Samson

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Roadshows, Inc. Schedules Eight Motorcycle Events in 2005–Reno, NV — Roadshows, Inc., of Reno, NV, producer of some of the largest motorcycle events in the nation, has scheduled eight motorcycle events in 2005.Roadshows combines great bands, thrilling entertainment, amusing bike games, incredible tours, poker runs, fabulous shopping – and the hottest bikes on the planet to ensure successful events. Roadshows motorcycle events scheduled in 2005 are:

May 16-21 Myrtle Beach Spring Rally, “Big Bikes, Big Beach, Big Bash, Big Builders”, sponsored by The Carolina Harley-Davidson Dealers Association, includes live bands and specialty entertainment and stunt shows daily. Enjoy 60 miles of highway right along the coast. Salt air, sea breeze, bikes and the beach! It simply doesn’t get better than this! Enjoy Harley-Davidson Demo Rides, a Competition Ride-In Show and a Custom Bike Builder’s Expo featuring some of the top builders in the nation; Kendall Johnson, Arlen Ness, Dave Perewitz and Ron Simms. Don’t miss the Ford Motor Company display. Open to all motorcycles, this event is huge — so get ready to party. Spring Rally will rock the Convention Center at 21st Street and North Oak where you’ll find vendors and entertainment, The Ocean Drive Beach & Golf Resort, The Beaver Bar and Beach Monkey’s. For more vendor, sponsor or event information, call Roadshows at 800-200-4557or e-mail admin@road-shows.com or visit www.road-shows.com.

May 28-30 West Coast Thunder VI, held over Memorial Day weekend, expands to three days this year. This festival starts with early bird registration Friday night, May 27th. Things start hoppin’ Saturday with vendors, food and live entertainment at a park near Skip Fordyce Harley-Davidson. On Memorial Day itself, participants will assemble in the morning at the Harley-Davidson dealership, for a parade to the Riverside National Cemetery to honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice in service to our country. Then it’s back to the park for lunch and entertainment following the memorial service. Download a registration form at www.road-shows.com or call Roadshows at 800-200-4557or e-mail admin@road-shows.com for more vendor, sponsor or event information.

June 24-26 Mammoth Lakes Mean Mountain Run is now in its fifth year produced by professionals for motorcycle enthusiasts. Roadshows, Inc. will work with the City of Mammoth Lakes, CA, for this event at the Village Pavilion lot on Old Mammoth Road. There’ll be a poker run, ride-in shows, bike games, stunt shows and rockin’ music while vendors sell their wares. Open to all motorcycles. Download a registration form at www.road-shows.com, call Roadshows at 800-200-4557or e-mail admin@road-shows.com for more vendor, sponsor or event information.

July 28-31 Milwaukee Rally, Milwaukee WI, will feature great live entertainment from rockin’ bands, unbelievable stunt shows, shopping and fun at the Milwaukee Mile Raceway.

Sept. 15-19 Cherry’s Jubilee, Monterey, CA at the Laguna Seca Racewaywill feature hot laps, a hot rod show and shine for cars and a ride-in show for bikes, great music, terrific shopping and a parade. Download a registration form at www.road-shows.com, call Roadshows at 800-200-4557or e-mail admin@road-shows.com for more vendor, sponsor or event information.

Sept. 21-25 Street Vibrations Motorcycle Festival is the hottest time on two wheels! A celebration of music, metal and motorcycles Street Vibrations offers tours, entertainment, parades, ride-in shows, stunt shows, Chrome Alley retail vendors, the Harley-Davidson Factory Store, big name concerts and more. The event is so big, it rocks at several locations throughout Reno, NV. Rides to historic towns and to one of the most beautiful meetings of mountains and water on earth – fabulous Lake Tahoe — provide special entertainment all their own. Flirt with Lady Luck during poker walks and runs and during special slot tournaments. It’s HOG heaven! Don’t miss America’s Finest Custom Bike Builder’s Expo where you can see creations of the Michelangelo’s of the motorcycle world. Be certain to check out the Tattoo Expo too. Open to all motorcycles. Visit www.road-shows.com to download a registration form. For more vendor, sponsor or event information call 800-200-4557 or e-mail admin@road-shows.com.

Oct. 7-9 American Heat Palm Springs Motorcycle & Hot Rod Weekend in the desert resort cities of the spectacular Coachella Valley. Producers have married a Motorcycle event with stunt shows, live entertainment and retail vendors galore — so there is plenty to see – and do. This event is so hot it sizzles! Palm Springs is a vacation paradise and a great place to play. It’s bounded by lush mountain ranges for the perfect ride and a tour of desert cities. Live musicrocks throughout the weekend along with Motorcycle activities. Open to all motorcycles and hot rods. Visit www.road-shows.com and download a registration form. For more vendor, sponsor or event information call Roadshows Inc., at 800-200-4557or e-mail admin@road-shows.com.

Oct. 14-16 Bridge City Bike Rally in Lake Havasu City, AZ is the site for this 2nd year event produced by Roadshows, Inc. The home of the London Bridge won’t be falling – but it will definitely be rockin’ with live entertainment, a ride-in show, poker run, and a Masquerade Parade over the legendary London Bridge. Of course vendors selling all things motorcycle completes the package of this-not-to-be-missed event. Download a registration form at www.road-shows.com. For more vendor, sponsor or event information or to have a registration form mailed to you, call 800-200-4557 or e-mail admin@road-shows.com.

Download a vendor registration form at www.road-shows.com, call Roadshows at 800-200-4557or e-mail admin@road-shows.com for more vendor, sponsor or event information.

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For more information, click here! http://www.renegaderallyevents.com

STD

STD High Performance 5 & 6-Speed Transmissions with Engine Sump — STD takes their product line one step further for Big Twin performance and custom builders with their new STD High Performance 5 and 6-Speed Transmissions with built-in Engine Oil Sump for FLT / FXR style applications. Similar to OEM style, engine oil is carried in the transmission case in a lower sump pan , helping to lower the bike?s center of gravity for improved handling, and giving the custom builder more freedom in designing a bike without a separate oil tank and long oil lines. The transmission mounts are also adjustable, allowing a 1-inch offset to the left or 0.50-inch to the right to accommodate wider rear wheel and opposite side drive setups.

All STD High Performance Transmission Assemblies feature heavy duty 356 T6 ?A? Prime alloy cases with race quality 5 and 6-speed gearset featuring a 2.94:1/1st, 2.21/2nd, 1.60/3rd, 1.23/4th and 1.00/5th gear set in the 5-Speed Assembly, with an additional 0.86/6th overdrive gear in the 6-Speed. The Assembly is complete with an improved shift system, heavy duty 32-tooth pulley, all necessary installation parts, and is fully load tested and ready to bolt in and run. Transmission cases are available in Natural Cast finish with Custom Polished Covers, and with Polished Cases and Covers.

A full range of STD High Performance Engine and Drivetrain components are available for all Harley Big Twin applications from 1941 to current Big Twin and Sportster models. For additional information and pricing on the complete line of STD high performance engines and components for Big Twins and Sportsters mail $5 for the STD Main Performance Catalog, or call direct. STD Development Company, P.O. Box 3583, Chatsworth, CA 91313. Phone 818-998-8226. Visit STD online at http://www.STDdevelopment.com.

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Here is a link to AMA activities during Bike Week
http://www.amadirectlink.com/daytonadirect/2005/schedule.asp

Rogue

www.bikerrogue.com

mike pullin

BIKERNET STEALTH REPORT–There comes a time in life where you are at a crossroads and you are forced to make a choice as to which road you will take. Since last October when I left my job at a local dealership of almost 10 years, and I use the term “left” very loosely! I have bounced around at a couple of different jobs. One being at another dealership. What did I find? Just more of the same old thing. I soon realized that I was not going to be compensated for what I knew or any talent I had. I too realized that this was just a dead end in disguise.

So for the past few months I have kicked around the idea of doing what I have always dreamed about since I was a kid in high school. I can’t tell you what that is right now. There are a few details to work out and they will be worked out. I am determined and focused and my mind is made up.

I have faced a lot of fears about what I am planning and I have come to realize that there is no shame in trying and putting all you have into something and failing. The shame is to never try to achieve your dream and later on always wonder “WHAT IF?” I will tell you though that I have no intention of failing.

I grew tired of the dealership scene and I guess in a way the dealerships have grown tired of me. You see it got to the point that I did not agree with a lot that went on. People who have no passion or love for bikes and bikers calling the shots. I stood by for a long time and watched and I wish only that I would have come to this reality some time ago. No job is worth compromising what you believe and what you love. For me that is loving the biker lifestyle and the people who make it what it is. There is more to this business than the bottom line on the bank account and it seems the dealerships never get this part.

With all of this being said I am ready to take the BIG step and step out on my own. In the up coming weeks, I will have a BIG announcemnt here on “The Stealth” report. So stay tuned. So far I have had a lot of support and encouragement locally. My good friend and mentor Mr. Bandit has also been a great source of support. Thanks buddy! The biggest support and my biggest fan though is my wife, Sandy (aka “THE MEANEST”) Thanks it has mean’t a lot!

That is all for now. When you come to that crossroads in your life, and we all do sooner or later, don’t be afraid to choose the road that you heart tells yo to take. You won’t be sorry and on down the road you can look back and say you treid and gave it all you had!

One last thing to think about, “One of the best things in life is doing what they say can’t be done and doing it with the people you love!”

Until next time,
STEALTHMAN

LI biker boss’ case is dropped–
State court judge says a prosecutor’s mistakes with a grand jury lead him to throw out felony case

BY CHAU LAM
NEWSDAY STAFF WRITER
March 1, 2005

A Nassau judge has dismissed assault, robbery and other charges against the leader of the Long Island Hells Angels motorcycle club and six other members, saying a prosecutor made a series of errors that were detrimental to the defendants’ rights.

When Nassau Assistant District Attorney Kevin Higgins presented the case to a grand jury, he made mistakes such as giving the panel wrong or confusing legal instructions as well as allowing hearsay testimony, acting State Supreme Court Justice William C. Donnino said in his written decision. Two members of the motorcycle group were sentenced on unrelated weapons charges last week.”There were, to be sure, evidentiary errors which in the context of a grand jury proceeding may not by themselves require a dismissal. But some of those errors are troubling and, when coupled with the charging errors, reinforce the finding of an impaired proceeding and prejudice,” Donnino said in his 35-page decision.

This marks the second time a judge has thrown out the grand jury indictment against the men. A different judge tossed out the first indictment against the men because the prosecutor in that case, Assistant District Attorney Walt Junker, failed to follow a judge’s order, said John Lewis Jr., an attorney for one of Hells Angels. Charged in the multi-count indictment were the group’s president, Robert J. Maganza, and its vice president, Joseph S. Cali, both of Lynbrook; the group’s treasurer, Thomas F. Link of Baldwin; and Raymond G. Dwyer of Oceanside, who prosecutors said is the group’s secretary. Also indicted were Raymond Lloyd of Central Islip and Mario Biganini of Lake Ronkonkoma. Lewis and Richard Barbuto of Garden City, attorney for Lloyd, said Nassau District Attorney Denis

Dillon’s office has decided not to pursue the charges against the Hells Angels.Dillon’s spokeswoman, Katie Grilli-Robles, declined to comment yesterday, saying the case is closed.

On Feb. 6, 2002, Anthony Barone, who was booted from the Hells Angels motorcycle club a day earlier, called police and complained that the other members beat him and robbed him at the group’s clubhouse in Hempstead, where some of them lived, according to court records. Lewis and Barbuto said the allegations against the Hells Angels were untrue.

Police began surveillance at the clubhouse. About three months later, law enforcement officials searched the clubhouse and members’ homes and seized weapons, including an Uzi firearm, shotguns, a rifle, brass knuckles and knives and five motorcycles, as well as gang paraphernalia and $130,000 in cash. Kevin Kearon of Garden City, Mangaza’s attorney, said his client is pleased with the outcome of the matter but is still angry that Nassau police shot and killed his dog while searching his home.

Rogue
www.bikerrogue.com

Hamp;W

HILDEBRAND-WOLFMULLER–Bandit, Here’s the Hildebrand-Wolfmuller story. Try saying that five times real fast. In any case, it was a unknown milestone motorcycle although, until they read about it in Hot Bike. Will find a couple other photos including restored bike.

Watch for this in an up-coming issue of Hot Bike

jose and girl

BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–Well guys, one more week rolls by and here we go again. I really can’t put my finger on it, but I guess the 15 years or so of busting my ass is actually hitting back full force, let’s say getting burn out.

5 years of doing the news, week after week, building bike after bike, and the everyday chores of actually owning a biz, tell you the truth, many, many times ends up being a royal pain in the ass. Sure it all depends on the way you look at it, for some here this may be the dream world, but like they say “walk a mile in the other shoes”. Is it a total block, or maybe the first of the month (which I despise) or could it be the timed deadlines. Who knows?

I seem to be pushing myself to actually do the work, to fit a fender or cut up a gas tank, that Chop Off bike is becoming my worst enemy, but it is still a bike that means a lot to me. Like I’ve said before, for what I’m doing, not a magazine cover. I guess it’s the normal behavior or people that refused to be tamed. It?s the hated “got to” instead of doing stuff when I actually feel like it. Thinking about it, last year really kicked my ass (or the last 5 years, or 7….)

As many of you know, it was a lot of fun when I got to do a bike. I even remember trying to get anything done as quickly as possible to go back to the garage and work on that project. I believe hundreds of bikes later there must be a time that you feel a building “block” no pun intended. I guess it’s along the same lines as riding. There was a time that we looked forward to getting up on a Sunday and go riding with friends, or maybe a week day night, just go cruising in the crisp, cool, nocturnal air. Those times are long gone. Sure I still enjoy going on a ride amongst friends once in a while, but not nearly as much as before. It could be months that the longest ride is a shakedown around the shop, how things change….

I’m not talking about this to bitch, it’s just a sincere explanation of what goes on in real life, and sometimes what you really like to do becomes a routine, be it being a sailor, race car driver, hooker or pimp.It’s like getting up every single day, going to school or going to work, there’s some time that we will get fed up with it; it’s not all a rose gardens.I’m sure the powers that put this site together feel the same way now and then, so do you…….

But we have a compromise with others, and as old school people who still believe that our word is better than a written contract, and that our promise is as good as done, we head on. I would love to quit that bike, and just do it on my own time, with no deadlines looming. But that is not the case, that is not the way it rolls. Nope I’m not being a whiny fuck, and I’m not bitching about it, but by the time you do something, take the photos for further how to articles, and write the articles everything becomes a blur. Those who have shops might understand, like when we get that ray of inspiration, and yes I’m using inspiration like this is an art form (writers block and such) the phone rings, there’s someone at the door, you can’t find the part, or tool, or whatever you put someplace and it’s not there anymore. Or you ran out of gas, or sand paper, or whatever it is that you actually need right then and someone used and did not tell you about it. You catch my drift?

Let’s not even talk about money, you guys already know what one of these bikes are worth. Build two or three a year for different events and you know where your late nights and fun money went.There’s always one side when you do it for fun or hobby, there’s another side when it’s work.

Sometimes when the certain bike is done all this stuff is all forgotten, the thrill of riding it, and having fun with something you built takes the pain out of it. But I will not fool you, some bikes as soon as they start for the first time, I really don’t want to see them ever again. I have never been a patient person; I have learned how to gain patience, but lately all that effort has gone to hell.Then again, sometimes it’s better to do stuff that is actually worth doing. Stuff that has a purpose, and later on if all is well a gain. Not monetary specifically, but any kind of gain. A gain that is worth something to you.Maybe it’s just a bad start this year, and the end of last one. We have been hit in many ways, as we always do. I guess it’s just a matter of getting up, regaining strength and going at it once more……

Meanwhile I’ll grab my surfboard and go at it again, just ’till I can dust all this lazy shit off.

jose n guy

A couple nights ago there was the Biker Build Off between Hank Young and Cole Foster, both good friends and fucking kick ass bikes indeed. It?s amazing what some of these guys are doing in just 10 days. Here I am draggin’ my feet to a 5-month build, and this guys putting together kick ass machines in a very short period of time (I guess the gain factor fits properly here). Well, I’m mentioning this since I did enjoy both bikes a lot, nothing overdone, all cool, engineering to the max. Congratulations to both.

So Daytona is around the corner and I will show up for a couple days. A first in like 15 years, but so it is. I’ll be tagging along at Hank Young?s booth at Willie’s Tropical tattoo in Ormond Beach, Ridgewood ? US-1. Come by, I will have a blow out on Chopper Freak shirts.

Anyway, time to go back to the dreaded dungeon and try to pound some ideas of my head and transform them into the bike, or go to sleep, which sounds way better. I’ll try to report from Daytona next week.

Jose ? Caribbean Reporter

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February 24, 2005 Part 1

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – PRUNO, OIL TANKS LOOK-ALIKES, NEWS FROM S&S AND PRIMO-RIVERA MOVES

BREE STANDING

It’s About Heart–

I don’t get it, then maybe I do. There’s been an out-pouring of lettersto me regarding HOT BIKE. I’m taking shots across the bow regarding thelanguage, the girls the humor, and awful language. In reality, we launchedone joke page to replace one boring editorial (that no one wanted to write)and added Agent Zebra to the mix. That’s it, Agent Zebra poisoned the water.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s been tremendous support for changes,laughter, slang and lifestyle, but I’m curious about the sad bastards whoonly buy a magazine for the chrome and because it won’t upset the old lady.What happened to men? Don’t they chase women anymore, enjoy good whiskey, agood joke and some fun. Or is there a deeper evil involved. Maybe they toldthe wife that motorcycles were like metalflaked sewing machines. “They’renothing more, dear, I swear,” he said to his woman while trying to snag thefamily checkbook from her chain-mail purse to buy a motorcycle.

Maybe there’s an element of bikerdom who have convinced theirwomen, kids and folks that because this book didn’t contain women, whiskeyor jokes that the industry was devoid of such sins. Whatta ya think? Let’shit the news and I’ll ponder her shapely curves at the end.

LIVIA POSTER

MORE OF LIVIA–I will be at the Pitbull Motorcycle Co. booth at Daytona Speedway during bike week signing posters. I hope Bandit and all the Bikernet readers stop by out at the speedway and say hi. Would also like them to buy one of my new posters. 🙂

I’m not sure where exactly the Pitbull setup will be but it is in the general area where all the other bike builders are set up.

After bike week they will be available to purchase online but if they get them at the speedway they can get a Polaroid with me too.

Hope to see you there Layla….. and Bandit too!

Thanks
Livia

STEEDS FULL RIGHT

STEEDS ONE-OFF BRONCO–I knew you’d like to have these shots I took tonight right away. It’s Breeagain, on a special 300-SM Steed Bronco we built for PETRO Stopping Centers.They are going to give this very machine away on Memorial day to benefit theBoys and Girls club, and to celebrate Petro’s 30th anniversary. We built 3different bikes for them to display at their centers, this one featurestheir “Truckers Move America” logo on the top of the tank. I’m going todeliver this one to their headquarters in El Paso, Texas this weekend.

The cool thing is that some lucky somebody is going to get this one offSteed bike for a BUCK! All you have to do is buy a ticket at your localPETRO truck stop and all the money goes to benefit a great cause, KIDS.

I’ll have more details later, and more shots with our Steed girl of theyear, Bree Andre.

Thanks for spreading the word.
John Covington
www.musclebikes.com

RIVERA-PRIMO HAS RELOCATED–Rivera Engineering and Primo Belt Drives have relocated to a larger facility to better serve our customers. Please revise your records to reflect this new information. The phone numbers and fax numbers have not changed. We now have dedicated facilities for research and development programs to continue our contribution to all the performance riders and customers who have helped make Rivera Engineering and Primo Belt Drives successful over the years. We also have complete, in-house machine shop facilities to bolster R&D efforts.

THE NEW ADDRESS IS:

RIVERA-PRIMO
12450 WHITTIER BLVD
WHITTIER, CA 90602
(562) 907-2600 fax (562) 907-2606
www.riveraengineering.com email info1@riveraengineering.com

CATFISH

FISH STORY ? THE ONE THAT DIDN?T GET AWAY–For those of you who aren’t Texans or, God forbid, Oklahomans, (let’snot get our noses out of joint here — that’s the way I receivedit…DRB)

Lake Texoma, as the name implies, lies along the border of the twostates.This is a picture of a catfish that a guy recently caught atLakeTexoma.According to the news, he was fishing from the shore with a 20pound test line. When he realized what a huge fish he had caught, he stayed in the water withit and kept it close to shore with his hands. He used his cell phone to call a friend and tell him to bring a scale. The friend got there and the scale topped out at 100 pounds. They took it to the nearby Bait shop and weighed it there. It weighed 121 pounds!

Luckily a Game Warden was there and called the Athens Freshwater Fisheries Center and asked them if they wanted the fish. They sent a ‘live truck’ to the site and brought the fish safely to Athens. They are getting it ready for the public to view. The paper said that it would be two to three weeks before they’d release into the public tank. They estimated that the 121 pound catfish was about 27 yearsold!

Want to go swimming in Lake Texoma?

CHARLIE B NEW CD

CHARLIE BRETCHEL?S NEW CD–Dedicated to Dave Mann, Indian Larry, Rogue, Billy Lane and Keith Ball. More on this coming soon!

Harley-Davidson Surpasses $5 Billion In Revenue–H arley-Davidson has reported record revenue and earnings for its 2004 fourth quarter and for the fiscal year that ended December 31. Revenue for the quarter was $1.22 billion, compared with $1.16 billion during the same quarter in 2003 – a 5.4% increase. Net income for the quarter was $209 million, compared to $182.4 million, an increase of 14.5% over 2003. Fourth quarter diluted earnings per share (EPS) was 71 cents, an 18.3% increase compared with last 2003’s 60 cents.

Revenue for the year was $5.02 billion, compared with $4.62 billion in 2003 – an 8.5% increase. Net income for the year was $889.8 million – a 16.9% increase versus 2003’s $760.9 million, while diluted EPS for the full year was $3, a 20% increase compared with $2.50 in 2003.

“That makes 2004 the 19th consecutive record year for the company,” says outgoing CEO Jeffrey L. Bleustein. “We focused on exceeding the impressive results of our 100th-anniversary year by increasing motorcycle availability to improve customer satisfaction and by stimulating interest among prospective customers. U.S. retail sales for Harley-Davidson motorcycles increased more than 7% over last year, demonstrating that the dream of owning a Harley-Davidson motorcycle remains extremely powerful.”

Fourth-quarter retail sales of Harley-Davidson motorcycles were up 6.7% in the U.S. over the same period in 2003 and up 14% in international markets.

“We expect to continue to grow in 2005 and ship 339,000 Harley-Davidson motorcycles during the year to support that growth,” says Bleustein. “This is consistent with our established goals of satisfying demand for 400,000 motorcycles in 2007 and generating an annual earnings growth rate in the mid-teens.”

Rogue
www.bikerrogue.com

SpykeAIS1

AIS Defines Ignition Technology For The Future–It?s the definite future in ignition technology! Spyke?s Fully Programmable (FP) Acculight Ignition System (AIS) uses optical sensors for extreme spark stability and produces up to three sparks per compression stroke that are precisely and individually timed per custom programming. Coil saturation can be set to different values at different RPM?s. Spyke has built in an adjustable rev limit that can be different for all curves. It also features two separate RPM activated switches with variable on/off RPM settings that can have different values for all sensor states?for use with nitrous, auto-shifting or any number of custom applications.

SPYKE MODULE

By utilizing these new technologies, the FP module allows each engine to be precisely tuned for maximum horsepower, torque, combustion and fuel efficiency. AIS is easily programmed by an authorized dealer utilizing a PC, Free AIS Software and a Program Link Package. It is preset with four fully changeable advance curves. The AIS also has a tachometer output for almost any tach including automotive tachs. It features automatic coil shutoff and a precision stainless steel rotor for strength and reliability.

The AIS Stand Alone (SA) model has many of the same features as the FP, with four preset curves and no brainbox for simplified installation.

Contact Spyke, Inc. at 562-869-9333 or at www.SpykeInc.com. Available through your local dealer.

Contact:
Spyke, Inc.
11258 Regentview Ave.
Downey, CA 90241
Phone: 562.869.9333
Fax: 562.869.9323
www.spykeinc.com

steve football ike

steve black w red 2

HEY BANDIT– Attached are pictures of some of the more distinctive bikes I saw at the Great American Motorcycle Show in Atlanta last weekend.

Thanks,
Steve

s&s banner

S&S Cycle Announces NHRA Contingency Sponsorship Program–VIOLA, WI (February 15, 2005) – S&S Cycle, Inc., today announced that it was implementing an exciting new contingency sponsorship program for all S&S-powered entries competing in the NHRA Pro Stock Motorcycle class during the 2005 NHRA POWERade Drag Racing season.

S&S will be posting awards totaling $112,500.00 covering 15 NHRA national events. For each of the fifteen events, cash awards will be distributed to teams using an S&S engine in the Pro Stock Motorcycle class as follows:

Winner $3,500

Runner-up $2,000

Semi-finalist $1,000 each (2 for each race)

S&S entered the NHRA scene during the 2004 season, introducing its 160″ Pro Stock racing engine through its involvement with George Smith and George Bryce of G Squared Motorsports. This engine powered NHRA rookie rider Chip Ellis and the G Squared Motorsports team to a successful season, highlighted by capturing the ACDelco Las Vegas Nationals at the The Strip at Las Vegas Motor Speedway in October. The G Squared Motorsports Buell was the only V-Twin powered Pro Stock Motorcycle to win a race following the increased weight minimum change established mid-season.

Ellis had an impressive debut with the G Squared team in NHRA competition, scoring the No. 1 qualifying position at the prestigious 50th Anniversary U.S. Nationals in Indianapolis , IN. Two weeks later in Reading , PA , Ellis backed up his Indianapolis effort with a No. 4 starting position before qualifying No. 2 in Las Vegas en route to winning the event.

The 34 year-old Florida native ended the season in Pomona with his second No. 1 position and powered to the semi-finals at the Auto Club of Southern California Finals, topping off a remarkable campaign with the 4th quickest run in Pro Stock history at 7.024 seconds aboard the G Squared S&S powered Buell, with its powerful S&S 160″ engine.

In addition to Chip Ellis and the G Squared Motorsports entry, the following teams and riders have already chosen S&S power for the 2005 NHRA racing season: Mohegan Sun/Chris Rivas, Muzzy Racing/Ryan Schnitz, Two Wheel Travel/Dave Feazell and Harley Davidson of Rocklin/Matt Guidera.

From the salt flats of Bonneville, to the success in the NHRA, S&S has a proven performance record of producing high-performance V-Twin engines, components, and assemblies. For more information about G Squared Motorsports visit www.g2motorsports.net . Visit S&S Cycle at www.sscycle.com .

TATTOO

‘CHILI’
Cruisin? down a stretch of asphalt
On a rigid frame scoot
Ever since I ate that chili
All I?ve done is poot

Or fart, as some seem to say
But I don?t want to be rude
Until I feel a killer comin?
Just let it fill the room

With an odor and an ugly stench
That would peel new paint
They tell sometimes that I is
And sometimes that I ain?t

The most decent person in the land
Or, for that matter, the universe
But when I eat that fine, ol? chili
There are paybacks for every curse

Capn Bill

LIFT

EXTRA LENGTH CHOPPER LIFT STANDS UP FOR STORAGE–If you?re a chopper builder and rider, you need a stand up ?Chopper Lift? from Kendon. This lightweight, extra length bike lift out performs most of the heavy, cumbersome bike lifts currently available, and while requiring very little storage space. The Chopper lift can handle motorcycles up to TEN FEET in length. Kendon?s NEWCHOPPER LIFT has the same stable, wide foot print the big heavy lifts have, yet is portable, and easy to transport. It also ?stands up? and stows in the corner of your garage for space saving efficiency. Features include: Manual raise and lower operation, 1,000 pound weight capacity, easy roll casters, integrated wheel chock locks onto front wheel when bike is loaded. Optional wheel jack to lift front or rear wheel for wheel/tire access, and a full 32 inches of working lift height. Optional frame clamp and other accessories, and other features make this a bargain at any price. This FULL FEATURE lift is extremely compact when folded and stores in vertical (?stand up?) position (76? standing height with a 24? X 24? foot print) for convenience. All full range of professional accessories is available.

www.kendontrailers.com

KENDON INC
3711 East La Palma
Anaheim, CA 92806
714 630 7144 fax 714 630 7132

pruno logo

PRUNO SERVES IT UP–Pruno Mfg. is a new motorcycle parts and apparel company. We are based out of Terminal Island, California. Featured is our innovative cut out grips and folding pegs machined from 6061-T6 billet aluminum and engineered with added length for comfort. We offer these in 6 different styles (cross, diamond, star, spade, fireman, plain) and in 3 different finishes (polished, chrome, black anodized). The grips will fit single or dual cable throttles and internal throttle models are available upon request. Most custom design requests can be accommodated.

We are also in the process of releasing our new custom billet wheels. There will be two designs, ?The Shank? (3 spoke configuration) and ?The Nickel Crew?(5 spoke configuration). They come in both a solid one piece design as well as a three piece design with various finish combinations. In addition to the wheels, we will be releasing custom one-off air cleaner covers.

Not only do we have unique motorcycle parts but we offer a sick clothing line as well. Our ?killer? looking logo combined with the concept of the company name is sure to turn some heads. ?Pruno? for those who don?t know is jailhouse wine generally made from a fruit, ketchup and sugar base. This vile and putrid beast is so potent that two gallons is said to be ?a virtual liquor store? enough to get about a dozen people mind-blowingly wasted.

For further information on current Pruno Mfg. products and future products, check out the website at www.prunomfg.com or call 805-577-8787.

BIKE ON LITTLE STAND

OIL TANK AWARNESS–Check out these 2 pictures. I think it’s the same as your tank. You needthe cut-out at the bottom to clear a primary cover. It’s the one on thebattery box on the left side I don’t like. See how it’s not rounded off ? Cutback concave, for lack of a better description. Just the opposite of the Rside.

BIKE ON LITTLE STAND RIGHT

I had to take my trans back out this week. Clutch hub shaft froze upinside the main output shaft. I’m not sure what happened. Any way, I’mmaking a plate to weld on it today, after I’m done working. Gonna leavethe chrome on the tank part and paint the little wings black, to match thebike.

Fritz

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February 24, 2005 Part 3

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HOME-BUILT BIKES RULE, BILLY LANE TRAVELS, LOOK AT GIGGIE AND NEW LE PERA SEAT

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AWSOME CHOPPER

THE BEAST–Want to get a softer ride?It’s a swinging arm converted to hard tail butall the swingarm is in tact.

The springers are not too clever either.

It’s a nice looking hog but no bitch seat -so, suggestions – you know – telescopic forks
– low travel gradiated rear suspension
– Lower seat and add seatsprings

– just put a pad on the back mudguard and add a sissy bar

But where can I get the parts to fit ! ?

Now get your thinking caps on and askme for a pic. of the beast

THE BEAST

O.k. Here is the beast – I was also looking at the type of side rails with an angle brack to the rigid frame as per orange example bike attached.

Richard Action

BIKE ON LITTLE STAND

WORKING ON A SUNDAY–Check out these 2 pictures. I think it’s the same as your tank. You needthe cut-out at the bottom to clear a primary cover. It’s the one on thebattery box on the left side I don’t like. See how it’s not rounded off?

BIKE ON LITTLE STAND RIGHT

Cutback concave, for lack of a better description. Just the opposite of the Rside. I had to take my trans back out this week. Clutch hub shaft froze upinside the main output shaft. I’m not sure what happened. Anyway, I’mmaking a plate to weld on it today, after I’m done working. Gonna leavethe chrome on the tank part and paint the little wings black, to match thebike.

Fritz

BIKE JAY PIC

PICTURE WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS–Had to send this.

Jay

RIDE WITH WALKER– I may have sent this to you already, but if not, here it is. I’m doing a second ride around the state with Walker this summer, as his head road captain. He put his hat in the ring for governor, so it’s important to continue working with him. He rides and loves Harley, so another pro-bike legislator in the capitol is good for all of us. He was a state Assemblyman for a while, and I knew him back then also. Could you post this somewhere on your site? I think it helps others around the country understand that they need to make similar gains with legislators in order to move our agenda forward. Good luck on the magazine ventures. I have heard many good things about them since you grabbed ahold of the reins.

Tonypan

GINO SPORTY LEFT

SPORTY LOVERS– Hey Bandit! Great to have you back and especially at Hot Bike, et al. Seriously, the publishing industry needed you back man.

BTW, it was good to see you have a special place for Sporty’s. I’ve been riding for years, had 2 BT’s and did a lot to them, sold them, and made money. The Sporty (Y2K 1200 Custom) was picked up new 5 years ago just to have something to ride on weekends. We’ll…over time things change…and so did the bike.

GINO SPORTY RIGHT

Here’s what a Sporty can look like with just a few selected bolts ons…real clean and nice.

Gino

EMPIRE LOGO

EMPIRE MFG. PRESENTS DOUBLE BARREL–330 Drop Seat Frame. The Right Side Drive Double Barrel frame for Evolution style powertrainsoffer stock location motor mounting and a Baker transmission drops right in the stock location too. The Twin cam B styled D-B frame is also Right Side Drive and the powertrain all so bolts up in the sock location.

DB FRAME BOMB

Empire’s included standard swingarm accepts 280/300mm tire with a full sized belt and the 330mm Avon with a chain.

Swing arms for 250mm fitment, (Dunlop or Avon ) 330mm with full belt.

We’ll also build for the far too ridiculous 360mm if you promise not to run it on a 14″ wide rim.

Seat post-less Evo frames are available for up to 124 c.i. motorscan be built with a seat post for up to 145 c.i. motors.

We’ll build to your specified stretch and rake.For more info or to order call Bill at 450-692-2455or visit www.empiremfginc.comphotos will be added soon.

DB FRAME BOMB

BILLY LANE —brings Biker Build Off LIVE to MajorRallies in 2005
Blood Sweat & Gears Tour kicks off at Daytona Bike Week 2005
Billy Lane announces plans to tour in 2005. “The Blood Sweat & Gears Tour is going to be a place where everyone can come see fabrication, design and building happen right in front of their eyes.” said Billy Lane. “I’m really excited to be able to pull this off. I have been working on this idea for a while now, my good friend Indian Larry was scheduled to be my first guest builder in Daytona, so the first stop on the Tour is in his memory”.

The Blood Sweat & Gears Tour is based on one great, UNIQUE concept, Billy interacting with the crowds doing what he does best- building bikes. Billy will interact with the event attendees from a 50′ open front trailer. While on the trailer, Billy will work on his bikes and lucky attendee bikes. Each day, people attending will have a chance to join Billy on the trailer to work on their very own bike. Billy will show them everything from simple installation of parts; to tire change outs; to basic fabricating skills. All of the activity will be captured on film for future broadcast potential.

“From a fully equipped open trailer, Billy will be building bikes on-site. Throughout the process, Billy will be talking the audience through the build via a headset/microphone and I-Mag camera system. The headset allows folks in the back to hear Billy describe what he’s doing while the I-Mag camera captures it on multiple large screen televisions placed high enough for everyone to watch” said Jennifer Schneider, Billy’s assistant.

The crowd interaction is the key focus of the national Blood Sweat & Gears Tour. Billy wants to build WITH attendees.

The Blood Sweat & Gears Tour is scheduled to be at the following major motorcycle events;

Daytona Bike Week – Main Street and Olive at Full Throttle saloon

Laughlin

Sturgis

Myrtle Beach

Daytona Biketoberfest

Laconia

The Tour will provide two “build sessions” daily. “Attendees can expect to see tons of cool stuff, plus some of my long-time friends in the industry have sent great stuff for me to give away” said Billy. Choppers Inc merchandise will also be available throughout the Blood Sweat & Gears Tour. Billy will be welcoming attendees at all Blood Sweat & Gears Tour stops. He is looking forward to meeting folks from all over the country.

For Blood Sweat & Gears Tour sponsorship information, please contact Chrome Marketing Inc at 612-940-6115. Blood Sweat & Gears Tour is owned and copyrighted by Psycho Billy LLC, affiliated with Choppers Inc and Billy Lane. www.choppersinc.com

Billy Lane has been featured on several television shows including The Great Biker Build Off, Monster Garage, Big and Corbin’s Ride On!. Billy Lane’s Choppers Inc is located in Melbourne, FL. Billy has been in the motorcycle business since 1995. Choppers Inc holds 7 US patents and distributes high quality parts globally.

GIGGIE

Charles “GIGGIE” Gilliand ON BOARD WITH RIVERA-PRIMO–Rivera Engineering and Primo Belt Drives is proud to announce that Mr. Giggie Gilliand has joined our R& D Team as Research and Development manager. Giggie’s motorcycle industry background includes more than 25 years of research & development experience in the motorcycle industry, with machine work and prototype development. Giggie started his motorcycle industry career with Departure Bike Works. He was most recently employed by Engine Electronics.

Please note our new postal address and new email address!

RIVERA-PRIMO
12450 WHITTIER BLVD
WHITTIER, CA 90602
(562) 907-2600 fax (562) 907-2606
www.riveraengineering.com email info1@riveraengineering.com

MOMMA BIKER

BIKER MOMMA– Found this picture of my Mom (Mary) and her cousin (Theresa) back in 1958. Mom still likes to ride to this day.Thought you might like to post it.

Thanks for a great web site. Been enjoying it for years.

Zeke

TWO NUNS AND A DOG–Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA and one says to the other, “I am told that the people in this country actually eat dogs.”

“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we are to live in America, we should do as the Americans do.”

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart.

?Two dogs, please,” says one.

The vendor is pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.

Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their ?dogs.”

The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, “What part did you get?”

LEPERA SEAT

LE PERA NOW MAKES METALFLAKE SEATS– Embodying all their craftsmanship LePera has, once again, set out on its trends setting way by offering a metal flake option on virtually any of their seat styles. No one does “old school” like LePera. Just take a look at the “rigid bike” section of their latest catalog and you will see designs that go back to the late 60’s early 70’s. Metal flake is the cr?me de’la cream of that era.

From spring mounted seating to Bare Bone solos nothing says “Chopper” like LePera’s, super cool, METAL FLAKE seats. Give yourself a ride back to a time when Choppers were just that and Metal Flake was King. The rugged new material is available in just about any color, in smooth, or diamond pattern with or without piping.

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You can check out the amazing line of LePera custom seating at www.lepera.com or call them direct at 818-767-5110.

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THE PRICE WAS RIGHT AT DEALER EXPO–KENNY PRICE AND RAY PRICE TEAM UP FOR 2005 AHDRA TOP FUEL DRAGS

The Founder and President of SAMSON Motorcycle Products, Kenny Price met with World Famous Drag Race Champion Ray Price at the 2005 Dealer Expo to finish final details for the AHDRA 2005 season. Samson Exhaust will be the title sponsor for the Ray Price Motorsports Top Fuel Nitro bike.

“The name Ray Price is synonymous with Harley Davidson drag racing and we are proud to be able to sponsor this race team,” said Kenny Price. “As title sponsor to Ray Price Racing, we are able to show our support to the industry.” Ray Price has been racing for over 35 years and is owner of one of the largest Harley Davidson dealerships in North America. Located in Raleigh, NC it is the only dealership in the country with a Harley Davidson Drag Racing Museum.

“SAMSON EXHAUST is the industry leader in motorcycle exhaust and Ray Price is the leader in drag racing,” said Nick Trumbo, SAMSON Sales and Marketing Manager. “It is only natural that Kenny and Ray team up to put the Number 1 plate on Ray’s bike.”

SAMSON Motorcycle Products designs, manufactures, markets and sells premium quality motorcycle exhausts exclusively in Anaheim, California, USA. Every product has been thoroughly tested to improve performance, enhance appearance and give the sound customers are looking for. As the industry leader in aftermarket exhaust, every part is inspected for the highest quality standards. SAMSON Motorcycle Products markets products under the Samson Exhaust?, Caliber? High Performance Exhaust and Shogun? Exhaust brand names

Big Changes at Ray Price Racing/Motorsports–Raliegh, NC: Ray Price Racing is changing not only their name but rider as well. Ray Price is changing the name of Ray Price Racing to Ray Price Motorsports, Inc. This name is necessary to facilitate changes going on at Ray Price Harley-Davidson/Buell and repositioning of his world famous race program.

Price explains, “We needed to change the name because we are moving into a new venue at the dealership. We are hotly pursuing expansion of our high performance shop, we have the space and we have the staff. Jeremy Hoy, crew chief, and Justin Heinle, engine builder, are ready to create high horsepower for not only the drag strip but street bikes as well. We have been working on this transition since my fall in Las Vegas ’03. My team has never let me down, they have never lost their vision for success and speed.”

Additionally Price is adding Pennsylvanian, Greg Grove to twist the throttle this season. Beginning his racing career on a Pro Dragster over ten years ago, Grove sees Price’s offer as a “once in a lifetime opportunity”. Grove owns and operates Grove’s Service Center in Elizabethtown, Pa. He was in the midst of attempting to sell his business when Price made the offer. “I’ve stepped up my efforts (to sell) since I talked with Ray. We’ve made several test sessions at Rockingham and I’m more than anxious about Gainesville.”

Ray Price has ONE more announcement, which should be available VERY SOON. STAND BY !

Ray Price-919-832-2261
www.rayprice.com

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IL TRIBUTE LEFT

INDIAN LARRY TRIBUTE BIKE–Hey, how’s it going? I attended the Thunder Roads Magazine Bike Show in Nashville, Tn on Feb 12. Attached are a few pictures of the Indian Larry Tribute Bike that was unveiled by the Indian Larry Legacy crew that was there. Hope you enjoy the pics.

Mossy

PAN COVER

THE ULTIMATE PAN COVER– Of all the custom and reproduction Panhead rocker covers produced over the years, PAUGHCO’s latest is, without a doubt, the cover to end all covers. The beautifully designed and meticulously crafted Panhead style covers you see here offer enthusiasts the very finest in quality, function and style. 100% American Made, each cover is precision machined from a solid block of 6061 billet aluminum with a maximum wall thickness of 1/8″! The thick lip, extended Paughco socket head cap screws and counter sunk retaining holes offer exceptional form and function while providing a rigid, flush mounting surface.

Every radius and flat surface is flawlessly cut and finished to perfection. Paughco’s ULTIMATE PAN COVERS may be just that for Panhead owners but, they are just as likely to wind up as display pieces on counter and desk tops wherever Harley-Davidson is spoken. Standard finish is Paughco’s flawless chrome with high luster polish available on special request. ULTIMATE PAN COVERS fit 1948-1965 Panhead engines and clones with OEM mounting surface and bolt dimensions. The covers are supplied with Paughco’s dedicated socket head cap screws and retail for $499.00 per pair. For complete details call 775-246-5738 or visit www.paughco.com

BREE SITTING

Hmmm, Bree?

THAT’S A WRAP- Let’s get back to the subject at hand. It’s a trip. Tome motorcycles and specifically choppers are all about freedom, the artisticfreedom to build anything you want and to ride like a bat outta hell. It’sthe ultimate representation of the wild American lifestyle, the girls, thefun, good times, fast times, the parties, and the romance. No one builds achopper to improve his gas mileage to and from work. We don’t spendthousands on chrome to protect the surface of steel from the elements, it’sall about style and flash.

So, goddamnit, based on this lifestyle that I’ve loved since Iturned 16 and metal flaked a 50cc Honda Supercub, I’m going to ride Bikernetand HOT BIKE to be the best representations this industry has to offer.Beyond the jokes we’ll bring the best writing, humor, info, news, tech,event coverage and a girl once in a while. We’ll hunt for the finestmysteries the industry has to share, the wildest antiques. I’ve opened thedoor to publish any American V-twin feature I’m sure you’ll enjoy, evenPanheads Flatheads, Knuckleheads and more. Hell, even a bobbed Triumph fromtime to time.

I remember, back in the ’70s when the AMA put out a rule sheetfor street riders. It included: Never modify a stock motorcycle; put bothfeet down simultaneously at stop lights and pick them up the same; get ahair cut, wear specific clothing; walk the walk. Bullshit. Let’s ride anygoddamn way we want. Let me know your thoughts, check out HOT BIKE and RideForever.

–Bandit

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February 24, 2005 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – CRIME SCENE PHOTOS, CHAINSAW BIKE, CARIBBEAN REPORT AND STEALTH REPORT

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STEALTH REPORT–This past weekend the Carolina’s Super Swap and Bike Show came to the Charlotte Merchandise Mart. This was the first time for this event here in Charlotte and like with everything that takes place for the very first time there were some wrinkles that need to be ironed out. With some work this event has the potential to be a big deal. There were some big names at the show, Kendall Johnson and his Killer Klown crew were there along with Russell Mitchell and his crew from Exile. Kendall is really one of the good guys in the industry and speaking of Russell Mitchell, it was my pleasure to meet him.

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He takes the time for his fans and I like to see that. I have always been into his bikes. I like his less is more attitude reflected in his bikes and I love that “Stealth” black paint he uses. Check out Russells picture with our new pitt bull puppy, J.C. I told you he took time for his fans!

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I have a lot going on right now. The planning for the 7th Annual Run For Breath ” In Memory of Justin Pullin” continues daily. We are still looking for volunteers to make awards for the bike show. Kevin Baas and his shop class has agreed to help out with the awards. If anyone else out there would like to help out, you can reach me through “Your Shot.”

I hope to have a BIG announcement to make in the up coming weeks. It has always been my dream and it is about to become more than just a dream. I can’t let the cat out of the bag just yet so stay tuned!

Until next time!
STEALTHMAN

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2005 HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES ANNOUNCED–February 2005 – – The Sturgis Motorcycle Museum & Hall of Fame is pleased to announce the Hall of Fame inductees for 2005.

Motor Maids Inc., J.C. ?Pappy? Hoel Lifetime Achievement Award

Keith ?Bandit? Ball

Soichiro Honda

Michael Lichter

Jim and Phyllis McClure

Scott Parker

The Walker Family

The induction ceremony will be conducted at the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Hall of Fame Induction Breakfast scheduled for Wednesday, August 10 at 9:00 a.m. at the Holiday Inn in Spearfish, South Dakota.

Breakfast tickets are available for a $20.00 donation, tables of eight for $160.00. Traditionally the Breakfast sells out so we recommend that you purchase your tickets well in advance of the event. Tickets can be purchased by phoning the Museum 605.347.2001 or on the Museum?s web page.

For more information on the inductees or tickets visit the Museum?s website at www.sturgismuseum.com

NOTE: In previous years seats were assigned/reserved on a first come, first served basis. Effective this year, seats will no longer be assigned/reserved.

JOSE RIDING

BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–Back in the grind once more, the fun is over, and hell fun it was. Sorry for the short news last week. Anyway, let’s go…

I have been noticing lately, what is the beef with arrogant shop owners?I get to visit a lot of shops while traveling and most of the time the guys are super cool. They welcome us like long time friends, show us around and makes us feel at home, while the few, but obviously something that will always catch my attention, have this attitude. The bad ass biker chip on the shoulder, bigger than thou, true, sometimes first impressions are erred, but then again, sometimes first impressions is all we need to get the fuck out and never come back. I never will expect to be received like royalty, hell, most people don’t know me from another name in the phone book, and I have no pretentious hopes that they do, but at the same time, if I was just a customer, would I like to receive a bunch of ego bull right off the bat ?

Sure, I grew up with mechanics that you had to earn your place into their good side, kind of earning your place at the peak in Pipeline, they were grouches, but then again you were invading their work space, their shop, no showrooms here, just the nitty gritty. So I guess one does not compare to the other. It’s really weird to show up at a place and get all this attitude. Since we own shops and actually know what’s going on, most of the time when you look around this “attitude” shops will have a couple bikes, and much less tools and equipment that many of us have in our personal garage. Or just have setups like used car salesmen, bunch of presto fabbed bikes and bunch of new, shinny, bling bling add ons. Is there a relation between opening a new shop and gaining the attitude, or is it that we have lived with the bad ass biker image for way too long? Do what you want and run the biz as you fucking please, but if you are blind enough to think attitude will cut it, I believe you are wrong. Sure we don’t all have the appeal of a hundred dollar bill, and are not liked by everyone, and yes I cop some attitude once in a while at my shop (more so when my time is wasted by babble) but just because you are blind enough to not realize the person in the magazine that you are reading is the same person standing at your showroom, or you simply feel greater than the guy that is going to spend his hard earned money and has chosen YOUR shop. News flash….attitude and bad ass wannabe shit is way passe. Unless you can get away with it, or the amount of crowds hanging around the shop at all hours have made it necessary, more so if you have a rinkity dinkity shop with more decoration than actual built bikes and machinery to do so……..Word to the wise. So be cool, enjoy that you have people actually visiting your shop and not swatting flies with the latest issue.

JOSE AND GUYS

On a much brighter note, as you know we have just arrived from Las Vegas, the guys from Hawaiian choppers magazine, Counts Kustoms and numerous others have put together a kick ass event, no fucking doubt about it. I will write a full story on the event here on Bikernet, but here’s a short write up of what went up, or down……

Presidents day week end, Las Vegas, a few good friends, and half of the hot chick population of California, the Hard Rock Hotel and very good friends who own shops in Las Vegas (and know the ins and outs) brews a very strong recipe for, disaster, and I mean disaster in the better of ways…….

I will shorten the extracurricular activities to the bar at the Hard Rock hotel, packed to the gills from 8pm to 6 am……..( I highly recommend the Hard Rock for your future stays in Vegas) Being received at places like Count Kustoms, Denvers Choppers and Las Vegas City choppers (thanks Count and crew, EL and Mondo) like we owned the fucking place was kick ass, being able to sit down, shoot the shit and just have a grand time with good friends and new friends alike, there was no “celebrity” shit going on, just cruising and being normal (well, as normal as we can be) and riding a couple rented bikes from HD (sure the low of the trip) up and down the strip, and make sure we did treat those bikes as if they were ours, if you know how I treat my bikes (the renters don’t).

JOSE HANK GIRLS

I don’t know if it was the parties, the hundreds of good looking chicks (with impure intentions) the friends, the cool hosts and promoter, the hotel, or just a mix of all the above that makes this first year event a must attend. It was more like a good friend gathering and party marathon than an actual bike event, the way things should be. I’m already sending Steve a detailed list of suggestions for next year, how about an all party event, no rides no shows…. just hop on the bike and go to the next party, get up as late as you want and start the cycle once more…… I’m up for it….fo’ shizzle It’s a great way to receive spring, or to enjoy winter, whatever the season is, it was a bit chilly for this Caribbean soul, but then again anything under 75 degrees is chilly to me, although it was quite pleasant to ride, ’till we hit the freeway, or it rained. Images of the Hotel bar warmed us up. For an actual view of the bar attendees, keep your eyes peeled on my site. I will dedicate a gallery of just chicks in the bar, that is how good it was.

I really want to thank everyone that was involved with the event, locals, “celebs” and everyone else, I had a fucking ball. Can’t wait to find an excuse to head over there as soon as possible.

Well guys…. time to get the fuck out of here. Watch for the Biker Build Off episode March 1st with Hank Young and Cole Foster. Then March 29th there’s the one with Roland Sands and Arlen Ness filmed in Puerto Rico.

Jose ? Caribbean Reporter

TC FISH

TIM CONDER NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICS–You know, there are forces at work in this world that can’t be described. Often when pondering the deep thoughts of the abyss I fancy myself an open minded person. I see folks galloping through life only seeing the things their delicate synapses can hinder afloat. I think to myself, what are we missing? Why can’t we be open to the pleasures and dangers of our chubby lives? Is “Extreme makeover homes” the only TRUE reality show? I think not.

I like to eat alone at Dennys late at night. Often I meet destiny and choose to ignore it, but not last night.

A small rubinesque Burmese woman, about 3′ 11″ wandered in and sat at the counter. She protruded a taught and robust mannerism. One word came to mind. “Sassy”. I sauntered over and asked, “Is this chair sitting next to you?” in my smoothest Isaac Hayes. She looked deep into my hot dogs and said,

“I am from the sea”.

“Better believe you are…What?…” I said.

“The seeeeaaaa. Happy swimmy seeeeaaa.” she intoned as she floated away from her position at the counter, making a little wiggle motion with her nubby index finger. I was powerless.

She had this killer 120″ Shovelhead chopper outside, man it was SICK. It had 20 inch tall apehangers on it and it was kick only. I looked at her. I looked at the bike. Then in one swoop she flipped the kicker out, did a little hop and before I knew it she grabbed the throttle and swung down with a jerk…KABOOM!!! BADUMP BAHDUMPABAHDUMP BUMP BUMP!!!! That big rigid flattened the tires against the pavement with every revolution and before I knew it we were careening through town, me hanging on to whatever part of her that wasn’t busy and marveling at the deft way she rat raced through traffic.

GET DOWN.

We wound up in front of the Monterey Bay Aquarium at about 3 a.m. The moon made everything bluegray as we listened to the crackle and tick of a freshly shut down motor.

“I am from the seeeeeaaaaa…..happy swimmy seeeeaaaa” she said, pulling me to the rear utility entrance.

“B-But they’re closed, we’ll get in trouble” I said halfhearted but excitedly.

Most of what happened after is a blur. I remember water. Parts of me are a bit chafed. She’s free now, swimming happily in the tank. Sure… I feel funky, but I’m okay with it.

The Conderosa
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CHAINSAW BIKE

12 CHAINSAW ENGINE BIKE– Anyone interested in a feature on this bike from Germany? It features a powerplant consisting of 12 chain saw engines. Let me know if you’re interested. It’s really off-beat.

TBear

BOB T. OLD SEAT AND BAGS

#1 First with old seat and bags

BOB T. SADDLE UP– The new seat my other set of saddlebags makes the Road King look more Nostalgic…

BOB T NEW SEAT AND BAGS

#2 New seat and other set of bags

BOB T RIGHT BAG

#3 Close up

Well I hope you are doing well, sounds like you have been busy. Hope you are getting some riding in. The Mag articles you are doing are great. What did you ever do with the “Another Weekend” I wrote?

Be Cool
BobT

CRIME SEAT INSTALLED

Crime Scene Choppers Introduces Low-Rise Seat Pivot–
Low-Rise Pivot is Practically Invisible

Crime Scene introduced a new solo-seat front pivot designed specifically for the Hard-Ass? solo seat. The pivot is hand built from stainless steel and features a bronze pivot and precision ground pivot pin for longevity. The pivot includes CNC cut mounting brackets and all stainless hardware.

CRIME SEAT TIP

Crime Scene Choppers is the home of the polished stainless Hard-Ass? seat.

?When we designed the Hard-Ass seat?, said Joe McGlynn, owner of Crime Scene Choppers, ?we wanted to make sure that we could hide the pivot so that the seat could tuck down nice and low on the frame?. ?Too often solo seats end up mounted up high to accommodate the hardware; now we have an ultra low seat pivot that is designed to get the seat down low and be all but invisible when installed?.

CRIME PIVOT PEICES

Low Rise Pivot AvailabilityBoth the low-rise pivot and the Hard-Ass stainless solo seat are available through http://www.CrimeSceneChoppers.com immediately. New products are being introduced every month, so check the website for the latest news.

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February 17, 2005

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – NEW STUFF FROM JESSE ROOKE, CRIME SCENE, AND MORE.

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WELCOME BACK for another week of news, jokes, pictures and reports. This week I have some good news and I have some bad news.

The good news is, we are in the home stretch with all the renovations that?s been going on in a few of the rooms here at the Headquarters. Carpet was installed the other day. Next week a guy will come in and do the finish trim and that wraps up six-months of waiting to permanently move in the bedrooms and my office.

The bad news is, the news will be short and we?ll be outta touch for a few days. I?m gonna do the phone wiring myself so pray for success, or we may be down a little longer. Hey, I know what I?m doing?

Here?s the news–

Congressmen Social Security– We probably all have seen this one, but not a bad idea to keep it fresh!

IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT!KEEP IT GOING!!!!

2008 Election Issue!!
GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS! ON SOC. SEC.This must be an issue in “2008 “. Please! Keep it going.

SOCIAL SECURITY:Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years.Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it.

You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan .

In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan.

For all practical purposes their plan works like this:When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die.Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments..

This is calculated on an average life span for each of those two Dignitaries For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that’s Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275,000.00 during the last years of their lives.

Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more during the rest of their lives.Their cost for this excellent plan is $0.00. NADA….ZILCH…This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them. You and I pick up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine retirement plan come directly from the General Funds;”OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK”!

From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid) into,-every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer)-we can expect to get an average of $1,000 per month after retirement.

Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator Bill Bradley’s benefits!

Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made.

That change would be to:Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us .then sit back…..and watch how fast they would fix it.

Skooter

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BIG DADDY CHOPPERS ? NEW MAGNUM RISERS!–Something new from Big Daddy Choppers ? Magnum Risers! These handsome risers add style and theme to any project and are made from 100% T-6061 billet aluminum. Each set of Magnum risers provide 6.4? of rise and 4? of pullback and are threaded for coarse thread riser bolts. Big Daddy Magnum risers are made for 1? bars and you can order polished or chrome with white powdercoated grips, or completely black anodized. Unfinished grips are also available.

Check out www.bigdaddychoppers.com or call the shop at 731.635.2333 for more information.

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WHO IS THAT HANDSOME MAN?–I keep trying to get some of that O2 out of Bruce but he isn’t giving it up!Randy ( on left )and Bruce Dec. 04

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WHEEL BE TOGETHER–
By Frank Carini
When the weather is nice, they can be found most Tuesday nights tearing up the pavement between Cape Ann and the New Hampshire border. Husbands and boyfriends are left in the dust, or at least home with the kids or in front of the TV, as this group of “biker chicks” cruises the North Shore.

Dressed in leather, or at least wearing some, with the wind whipping in their faces and a hog between their legs, these moms, dog groomers, bakers and message therapists are looking for … a good restaurant or some ice cream. What? You were expecting trouble?

Maybe, if they were riding with their aforementioned husbands and boyfriends. Well, that’s not entirely possible, since they would be going too fast to find any.

“Guys ride faster,” says Gloucester resident Robyn McNair. “We ride to the least-experienced rider’s ability. We don’t poke around like snails but we do like to check out the scenery.”

But don’t get McNair wrong. These women can drive 55. “We’re not stopping to put lipstick on,” she notes. “More like picking bugs off our teeth.” “We love to get out there and ride,” says Ruth Sullivan, a job counselor from Gloucester. “It’s a wonderful way to unwind after work and watch the sun set.”

The Iron Mermaids have been riding together since the summer of 2001. But don’t let the name fool you. They aren’t looking to become the female version of the Hells Angels.

“We’re just real people who enjoy each other’s friendship,” says McNair, who works as a dog groomer. “We just like to ride.”

The name came about when some of the original members of the group – there were about 14 – started kicking around some ideas. Iron Mermaids was the pick. Mermaids, because they all live near the ocean (it is a North Shore club, after all), but the word “iron” has nothing to do with the heavy metal or that heavy metal rock group with a similar name.

“Our name gets confused with Iron Maiden all the time,” says group – the bikers, not the band – co-founder and Gloucester resident Dianne Foster, who seems mildly annoyed by this frequent mix up. But in the Mermaids’ case, “iron” refers to their strength and their WILL (Wisdom Intelligence Laughter Love, according to Foster). And both were put to the test more than three years ago.

Today, there are about 10 Iron Mermaids, and they still get their motors runnin’ and head out on the highway lookin’ for adventure, or at least a beautiful sunset. They still cruise into Newburyport and Salisbury for dinner. They still stop for ice cream. But things are different now. There’s a notable void in their collection of Harley-Davidsons and Hondas. The heavy metal thunder their motorcycles make sounds different now.

“We’re a tight group and Connie’s absence is always noticed,” says Sullivan. “We still love to ride and we do it with her in mind.”

Rogue
www.bikerrogue.com

dianalearnRooke_Risers

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NEW ROOKE RISERS–Are you building a one of a kind custom bike out of your own garage? Looking for distinctive parts to finish off the job? Jesse Rooke Customs is the answer to your needs. You see him all over the Custom motorcycle community and in the newest hippest shows on television. His creative vision has the Industry on the edge of its seat and customers begging for more. Now you can be a part of the buzz.

Visit www.rookecustoms.com and check out the Rooke Risers, they are shaped like his namesake, come polished or chromed, and in 4 different sizes. They are available for online purchase and will be shipped out that week. Rooke, It?s how we?re livin?.

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MYSTERY BIKE–Hey here’s on for ya . Found it on another site in readers rides . Mystery bike ?

Art Parry

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GOTTA LOVE THE MARINES–Marine Corp’s General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines!

Chris T.

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Chris T. and Joerline. Chris is the one who sends the Blond jokes. But it’s not his fault, Joerline makes him do it.

Blond Again– A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde?” the girl said.

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!”

“Very good,” said her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.

“The next day the girl came skipping home from school. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” lifting her tank top to reveal a wonderful pair of C-cuppers.

“Errm, very good, dear,” said her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”

“No Honey, it’s because you’re 24. Chris T.

FLAG

Court hears arguments in Bike Week anti-nudity case–
By JAY STAPLETON
Staff writer
DAYTONA BEACH ? An attorney for the activist arrested for showing her breasts during a Bike Week demonstration against the city’s public nudity law told a judge Thursday she was exercising her constitutional rights — and will do it again.Elizabeth Book, 42, was charged with the second-degree misdemeanor after she alone pulled up her tube top on the Main Street Bridge on March 7 during an organized demonstration that garnered international media attention.

“What a sad day indeed if the city’s desire to prevent someone from seeing another’s breasts trumps the First Amendment,” said Book’s attorney, Larry Walters.But city commissioner Darlene Yordon sees Book’s court battle as just another in a long line of challenges from opponents of the city’s public nudity laws.

“They’re trying another angle to nullify the ordinance,” Yordon said.Police officials estimate protecting Book during her protest — by blocking the street and having extra officers on hand — cost the city between $7,000 and $8,000.”I want a check for that,” Yordon said.

Book and her defense attorney appeared Thursday before County Judge David Beck to argue a motion for dismissal.Book, an Ormond Beach mother of two, said the ordinance — which allows men to go bare-chested but makes it illegal for women to do so — is unfair. She said her demonstration was meant to help women who were victimized by anti-nudity laws when they flashed their bare breasts during special events.Her attorney called the demonstration “exactly the type of activism that should be encouraged in a free society.”

Walters said the ordinance is unconstitutional and cited a portion that says nudity can’t be prohibited if it is “part of a bona fide live communication, demonstration, or performance.”Walters said the wording puts the city “in a box.”

Assistant city attorney Greg McDole disagreed.”She pulls off her shirt and she thinks that’s OK,” he said. “That’s not OK.”The judge said he won’t make a ruling pending a federal court decision on the constitutionality of the city’s ordinance. A lawsuit filed by Molly Brown’s II and Lollipops Gentlemen’s Club on Grandview Avenue is currently before U.S. District Judge John Antoon. The suit targets the city’s ban on public nudity and prohibition against nudity in places that sell alcohol.

After the hearing, Book said she plans “a much bigger, much better” demonstration during next years’ Bike Week.Her strategy is to protest March 5 on the west side of the Main Street Bridge.

“High noon,” she said. “I’ll be on the back of a flatbed truck.”

Rogue
www.bikerrogue.com

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Crime Scene Choppers Introduces Springer Components for Builders–Crime Scene Choppers announces the availability pre-made component parts to complement their Fat Cat? springer plans.

Available immediately are CNC water jet cut parts for building the Fat Cat springer. The upper and lower trees are 1? thick mild steel, the spring support bar and front fork connecting link are 5/8? steel and the rockers are ?? steel. The parts are delivered as-cut, and require minimal cleanup. The parts are available individually, or as a complete kit at a discount.

Fat Cat Parts AvailabilityThe Fat Cat Springer Plans and parts kits available through http://www.CrimeSceneChoppers.com immediately. CNC machined component parts are in the works and will be available shortly.

New products are being introduced every month, so check the website for the latest news.

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ROOKE SPRINGER FRONT END–In a relatively short time, Jesse Rooke?s distinctive style has captured people?s attention and allowed his name to be placed right along side the top custom motorcycle builders in the country. Jesse?s bikes seem to morph old school and new in a seamless weave of originality and ingenuity. Headlining the old school look is the Rooke Springer.

This hand-built front end will enhance the overall appearance of your build and give your bike the tricked out look you are craving. Rooke Springer front ends are billet aluminum with Chromoly legs, ride height adjustable and feature hidden fasteners. It has smooth trees (bars mount under glide wheel) and includes all hardware, bar mounts, stem tool and of course the signature Rooke. Springers come raw but can be polished or anodized.

Make your move and visit www.rookecustoms.com today!

JoseHandOnBoob

BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT ? SORTA–Sorry about the news, on my way to Las Vegas and the Winter Rally. I wish I had more time, who knows, I might do the news in Your Shot this time. Thanks to Ivan??? Calling me crazy, at least he likes what I write, not like those bitches that keep whining.

If you are planning on showing up in Vegas, come look us up. There?s always fun shit to do, and like always the more the merrier. Man, the perfect place, big boobs, blondes, strippers, Sin City, baby. If it was close to the beach and had killer waves, plus nude beaches, it would be the super ultimate spot on earth (kind of what boring Disney claims).

Got the new Street Chopper, seems like my nusted buckles piece had some effect on people, cool, I guess that is the whole purpose. I want that cover, how about 3 or four bikes, chicks and surfboards…….

Like I said, time is limited, gotta finish packing and shit. It’s going to be cold, so no bunnies in the Hard Rock pool, so there you go. Good looking (and I mean HOT) lusty, nympho females, who would love have an unmeaning full relationship, now you know how to find me. If you are a transvestite or crack ho type, my name is Hank Young, look for my room.

Does anyone here think there’s a chance I can retire to Rincon and become a freelance writer? That would be cool….

See you guys later on…
Watch Your Shot !
Jose

KICK-IT CONNECTICUT RIDE DATE SET FOR BIKERS BEATING CANCER– The 3rd annual Kick-It, Bikers Beating Cancer motorcycle ride will be held on Sunday, September 25, 2005. The ride will start at 11 am from Marcus Dairy in Danbury, CT, and winds roughly 80 miles through southeast Connecticut ending up at Indian Well State Park in Shelton.

There will be live music and food at the after ride party in Indian Well State Park. Last year nearly 1500 people and 800 motorcycles participated in the police escorted ride, and that number could double this year.

This is an all-brands motorcycle event with all riders welcome. The 2005 Grand Marshall will be Buzz Kanter, Connecticut based Publisher of American Iron Magazine and RoadBike.

For more information on signing up for the ride, or to volunteer, please contact Diane Sheridan at the American Cancer Society at 203/563-1511 or email her at diane.sheridan@cancer.org.

OFF AND RUNNING- That will be me now that the news is done. This weekend is the Indy Dealer show and Bandit will be heading that way.

I hope you have a great weekend, and I?ll be back here same time next week.

Layla

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February 10, 2005 Part 3

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – WHEEL WEIGHTS FROM H-D, AIRBRUSH BOOK FROM WOLFGANG AND PERSONAL STORIES

Continued From Page 2

LUCKY DEVIL BANNER

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A FEW WORDS FROM THE DEVIL–Hey this is a cool project we did some minor work on the stainless pipes then Hands Off took care of polishing recently. It belongs to a very cool couple and they have been taking it to shows and doing well enough to be invited to a show in Daytona. If you want I will ask them to do a small write up to post on Bikernet.

Kent – AKA ? The Devil

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We finally got all the bits together last weekend and the bike goes to the dealer for shipment to Daytona on Friday. I thought since you had a hand in the way things look you might want to see how it came out. Thanks for your help, wish us luck in the final judging in Daytona. If you or anyone you know is heading out to Daytona for bike week, tell them to stop by the Ducati tent across from the racetrack on Saturday the 12th. that’s when the judging will be held and they can come out and vote for the bike from Texas. Actually any day before Saturday is good for voting. Maybe see ya there and again, Thanks.

Kyle & Al Brussich

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METAL CLASS WITH MR. BAAS–Bandit,Just want to say you are doing great things withthose mags..gonna get a lot of people to start lookingat them again! Also give Layla a little extra onValentines. I know she has been working to keepBikernet going while you are tied up with the mags andshe is doing a great job! I also wanted to thank y?allfor all you’ve done to support out class project bikebuilds. This years will definitely go in the historybooks for a new way to think about education, fundingand ways to get students excited about school again.

The current status on what has been donated youprobably saw in my YOUR SHOT post. I am trying to geta BDL belt drive for this project. Any chance you havea connection there I could contact? That is the mainbig piece we are missing to get the bike done. Also Ihave tons of pictures and will be taking tons more asthe build progresses. If you want first crack to anarticle on this one I can send em your way.

The bikewill be displayed at the Donnie Smith invitationalMarch 19th and will be on top of the donated bikelift. There will be a ceremony at the show whereSonny Barger, Donnie Smith, and Dave Perewitz will besigning the bike lift and officially giving thereblessings on my program and what we do. Any chance youcan get to MN on the 19th? The weather is beautifulhere…trust me!

Kevin Baas
BAAS METAL CRAFT
Custom made steel signs, art, furniture and fabricated parts.
http://www.baasmetalcraft.com
952-215-1252
“When in doubt, burn out!”

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BASTARD PANHEAD– Hey brother. Thought I would send you guys a few pictures of my bastardchild. It started as a 63 Panhead engine, and went downhill from there. Letme know what ya think. It defiantly gets a lot of attention down here inSouth Georgia.

Bill

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A NEW BOOK FROM TIM REMUS AND WOLFGANG PUBLICATIONS–
Airbrush Art
How to Secrets from the Masters

Like a video done with still photography, this new book from Wolfgang Publications is made up entirely of photo sequences that illustrate each small step in the creation of an airbrushed masterpiece. Watch as well-known masters like Vince Goodeve, Chris Cruz, Steve Wizard and Nick Pastura start with a sketch and end with a NASCAR helmet or motorcycle tank covered with graphics, murals, pinups or all of the above.

Interviews explain each artist?s preference for paint and equipment, and secrets learned over decades of painting. Projects include a chrome eagle surrounded by reality flames, a series of murals, and a variety of graphic designs.

It?s hard to have a how-to-paint book without plenty of color images, and this one uses nearly 500 all-color images spread across 144 pages to explain each step ? from the initial layout to the application of paint – necessary for the creation of a masterful airbrushed image. This is a great book for anyone who takes their airbrushing seriously and wants to learn more. Advanced Airbrush Art can be ordered for $24.95 + $5.50 S&H (in the US) from Wolfgang Publications at www.wolfgangpublications.com or by calling their 24 hour order line: 651 275 9411.

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Irony at it?s finest?Helen Wolfe

Corporate Lesson #1–
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over whichone should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wrapsherselfup in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there standsBob, the next door neighbor.
Before she could say a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop thattowel that you have on.”After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands nakedinfront of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, butexcited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel andgoes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asksfrom the shower, “Who was that?”
“It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies.
“Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owesme?”
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining tocreditand risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position toprevent avoidable exposure.

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Corporate Lesson #2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. Hestopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossedher legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priesthadalook and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthilyslid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said,

“Father, remember Psalm 129?”

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself toremove his hand. Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” Once again thepriest apologized, “Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak.”

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance andwent on her way.

Upon his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible andlooked up Psalm 129. It Said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you willfindglory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you mightmiss a great opportunity.

RevCarl

NEW PM SITE–We totally redid our site; it rocks! Check out the new wheel selector. Pick a bike, and try on any of our wheels! This thing also has all of our project bikes, tech info, pricing and you can order our catalog without ever getting out of your damn chair! http://www.performancemachine.com.

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TRUE STORY FOR BIKERNET– I haven’t updated it because the lawsuit isn’t over yet, however after 17 shattered bones and 5 mths of recovering I took my 1st ride after the wreck Nov 18th. Since then I’ve put a few hundred local miles on our remaining bike, the sporty.http://www.members.aol.com/LadyHDSportster/ROT.html

AMERICAN THUNDER

250 RIGHT SIDE DRIVE FROM AMERICAN THUNDER–Softail owners lusting after the wide-tire look should consider American Thunder?s new 250 Right Side Drive kit. Not only do you get a 250 Avon tire, aluminum rim, swingarm and rear fender. You also get all the parts necessary to convert the stock transmission to right side drive for a more balanced motorcycle.

Conversion requires only about 8 hours of labor, not including paint, and can be performed by any qualified Harley-Davidson dealership or aftermarket shop. Kits come complete with all necessary parts and hardware and it all Harley-Davidson Softail chassis from 2000 to 2005. For prices and information, contact:

American Thunder
16760 Toronto Ave. S.E.
Prior Lake, MN 55372
Phone 952-226-1180
http://www.americanthunder.com

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NEW DECORATIVE WHEEL WEIGHTS FROM HARLEY-DAVIDSON–
Balance Laced, Forged or Cast Wheels with Custom Detail
MILWAUKEE (Jan. 15, 2005) ? Harley-Davidson riders can get balanced in style with new Decorative Wheel Weights ($4.00 to $6.50) from Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories. Designed to replace unattractive lead or zinc wheel-balance weights, these chrome-plated weights come in a variety of custom designs to match Genuine Motor Accessories component collections or the personal style of any rider. Each of the weights can be used with Harley-Davidson original equipment or accessory wheels.

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Adhesive rim-mounted weights for cast or forged wheels are offered in three designs: Bar & Shield, Flame, and Skull, each in ?-ounce and ?-ounce weight. For laced wheels, chose from the Dagger, the Coffin or the Bar & Shield spoke-mounted weights in ?-ounce, ?-ounce and one-ounce sizes.

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One more photo of Livia, by Sam Dixon

THAT?S IT–I was able to catch up on all my accounting this week, so next week will be filled day after day with content. A few of the projects around here include Bandit working on his Sturgis Shovel. Here?s a peak at the beginnings of an exhaust system, and his seat finished and ready for placement.

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As for the Headquarters, the painting will be finished tomorrow, carpet is due on the 11th, installation early next week and hopefully the blond and I will be able to move in to our rooms before we head out to Indy.

I?m sure there?s much more going on but I?m too fried to think that hard. Keep checking back for new content cause it?s here and ready to post. Also, if you?re not a Cantina member, please join. We get so many people writing us, thanking us for this site and joining the Cantina is one way of helping us to continue, to show your support.

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I?m outta here, but I?ll be back same time, same place next week. Have a great weekend!

Layla

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February 10, 2005 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – STEALTH REPORT, CARIBBEAN REPORT AND NEW ART FROM ERIC HERRMANN

Continued From Page 1

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? Toxic? BY ERIC HERRMANN–Artist Eric Herrmann?s latest painting title ?Toxic? places master builder Harold Pontarelli?s chopper in unusual surroundings. ?The chopper had a unique paint job using green muscle tissue and skulls within the design? states Herrmann. I decided to expand on the ?Toxic? theme and placed the bike in an aging refinery. Within the painting you?ll find skeletons driving the flaming semi and wandering around the refinery. Muscle tissue oozes from the ground and toxic wastes leaks from nearby barrels. As in many of Eric?s paintings, you?ll find almost twenty hidden skulls and skeletons everywhere from the clouds to the valve stem caps.

The original painting took three months to complete and has already been sold. For signed and numbered, limited edition prints available from $125.00, contact Eric at (888) 200- 6554 or check out his web-site at http://www.EricHerrmannStudios.com.

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EASYRIDERS MEMPHIS–Hey, here are a few of my favorite pics I snapped at the Easyriders show in Memphis on Feb 5th. Sorry if they aren’t that great. I think I had my barley goggles on when I took them. The weather was great. A lot of riders showed up on their bikes. At the entrance to the show, a very nice tribute to Indian Larry and David Mann were set up. Once inside the show, they were loads of nice bikes, plenty of vendors, food and plenty of beer. Chica and Paul Yaffe were there signing autographs. Chica is one cool dude. Hope you enjoy the pics. Thanks for the website and keep up the good work.

Mossy

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NEW SUN RAY HEATED TOURING SEAT FROM HARLEY-DAVIDSON–Offers Cool-Weather Riding Comfort for Rider and Passenger
MILWAUKEE (December 29, 2004) ? Add a new level of comfort and stretch the riding season with the Sun Ray Heated Seat (two models available, $699.00) from Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories. A full-length internal heating pad with Low, Medium and High heat settings is controlled by a button on the left side of the seat so there are no external switches to install. This comfortable seat features a 17.5-inch-wide rider position with a deep bucket profile and a 13.5-inch-wide passenger pillion. The heating element warms both seating areas, and is switched on/off with the ignition to avoid draining the motorcycle battery. An optional LED Indicator Lamp kit (P/N 53040-05, $92.95) mounts on the handlebar auxiliary switch housing (sold separately) and glows at three different intensities to indicate the heat setting.

Two Sun Ray Heated Seats are available: P/N 52130-05 fits all 1997 and later Road King models, and also fits 1997 and later FLHT and FLTR models equipped with fuel tank console P/N 71288-03 or trim piece P/N 52447-96. Sun Ray Heated Seat P/N 52127-05 fits all 1997 and later Electra Glide and 1998 and later Road Glide models.

NASCAR, DAYTONA & BIKERS– On February 20th NASCAR starts and that is good news for BIKERS.Boy I bet that got your attention didn?t it?Okay what happens when the races start can be good information on how Bike Week will go.Brevard County is the next county south of Daytona and a direct shot to Orlando. Hell the road is called the Bee Line.Well Brevard County has Cocco Beach and Port Canaveral as well as being very Biker Friendly The local newspaper quoted Rob Varley of the Tourism Bureau as saying 9,000 of the areas 10,000 rooms are available for occupancy. That should be good news for people without rooms reserved.Daytona Beach Bike Week is fast approaching and we will keep you up to date on what is going on as it happens.See Ya in Daytona

Rogue

www.bikerrogue.com

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NEW FROM CRIME SCENE CHOPPERS–Crime Scene Choppers Releases Springer Plans for BuildersFat Cat? springer designed for style and ease of constructionScotts Valley, CA ? February 8, 2005 ? Crime Scene Choppers announces theavailability of blueprints for a timeless-design springer fork. The prints provide completedetails for fabricating a springer fork, all parts are shown full-scale.There are 19 pages of plans, printed full-scale on heavy bond 11? x 17? paper. Upperand lower triple trees, rockers, bushings and all parts are shown clearly. Sources, partnumbers and estimated costs are provided for all purchased materials.Crime Scene Choppers is the home of the polished stainless Hard-Ass? seat.Quality and Style

?The design aesthetic I tried for in this design?, said Joe McGlynn, owner of CrimeScene Choppers, ?was to combine the old-school look of a springer with the fat look of amodern front end?. ?It was also crucial that the plans be based around commonly availableparts and components that an average shop or home builder could fabricate themselves ? nocomplex CNC milling operations or chrome-moly welding?.Fat Cat Plans Availability

The Fat Cat Springer Plans available through http://www.CrimeSceneChoppers.comimmediately. New products are being introduced every month, so check the website for thelatest news.

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Las Vegas Winter Rally —On Sunday, February 20th 2005, Hawaiian Chopper Magazine, in association with The Las Vegas Hard Rock Cafe, Count’s Kustoms, and Vegas City Choppers, are presenting the first ever “Las Vegas Winter Rally”.

Joining us for a poker run and party at the Hard Rock Cafe, are Johnny “Chop” Vasko of “Johnny Chop Industries”, (formerly of Chica Custom Cycles), Roland Sands of “Performance Machines”, Hank Young of “Young Choppers”, and Jose De Miguel of “Caribbean Custom Cycles”.

Coming along for the ride is nationally syndicated radio talk show host, and star of the Emmy Award winning “sci-fi” series, Babylon Five, Jerry Doyle. Others are sure to come for this one-day event.

Registration for the poker run will be held at Count’s Kustoms at 2714 Highland Drive in Las Vegas, Nevada, and begins at 8:30am on 20 February.

The ride will begin at 10:30. Led by the celebrity builders, riders will enjoy a poker run in the crisp winter air. Taking off to the World renowned “Denver’s Choppers” in Henderson, then on to Vegas City Choppers in Las Vegas, (and one other stop to be named later), and finally, ending up at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Cafe, where riders will pick up their final card.

Enter the “Best Custom” contest sponsored by Count’s Kustoms and win a specially designed and built trophy by custom builder Shannon Aikau of Count’s Kustoms. There is no cost to enter, but all bikes MUST be Customs. “No off the rack bikes”. There will also be other great events to be announced along the way.

At the Hard Rock, check out nearly 40 vendors that will be showing their wares at from 12:00 to 6:00pm. Already signed up are Count’s Customs, Mitch Bergeron Customs, Vegas City Choppers,O School Choppers, Denver Choppers, Jim Nasi Customs, and others to be announced later.

Food and beverages will be available for purchase at all locations along the way, and a $10.00 ride fee will be charged with a portion of the proceeds going to a fund supporting the families of service members deployed in support of the War on Terror.

In addition to Sunday’s activities, a VIP party with the celebrity bike builders will be held at the Las Vegas Margaritaville on Friday, February 18th. Entry to this event will be limited to 150 people and a entry fee of 20.00 will get you in the door (ticket for entry to the VIP party will also get you on the ride).

Special room rates available at the St. Tropez Motel (located across from the Las Vegas Hard Rock Cafe). Just mention the rally at the Hard Rock Cafe for your special rate.

For more info call 808-780-2998 or email at alohasports@hawaii.rr.com

BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–I don’t know if you guys caught the Biker Build off a couple nights ago, the one with Indian Larry and Mondo Porras? If you did not, you missed a great show. Sadly but truly the last couple weeks of Larry’s life. To some of us it was a choking moment, it was reality, then man is not amongst us anymore, but it was kind of surreal seeing him doing what he loved. As with the other shows and most of those guys who are my friends I would call them to congratulate them. Sadly this time I could not. If you take a close look at the Chain of Mystery bike, and not on TV or magazines, but in person, take some time and be able to actually enjoy it, it’s totally amazing. Just imagine if Larry was here with us (in life) what would he have come up with next, who knows? But I’m sure it would have been nothing short of spectacular.To top it off, I’m sure many of us have thought of funky ideas to incorporate on our bikes, but Larry actually doing it, and having the balls to do it for a ten day build, what else do I need to say…. He still the master.

Slowly the events are rolling in, after this weekend the trade shows will be over, and the bike scene slowly rises from the ashes and cobwebs of winter (not that it affects me at all), but by this time next week we will be in Vegas, then on to Bike Week, and after the world rushing by, it be time to start over again. I have decided to do fewer events this year and spend more time at the shop or just having time to myself. Also the Japan events are a must, since I missed them last year due to schedule conflicts, in layman?s terms, can’t be in two places at the same time. Also Hawaii will happen once more, even better, and I can’t wait to go there again. Then again from now on I might be receiving some calls to attend other places and I will let everyone know as it unfolds. Now with Bandit being a peon for Primed, the chances of us meeting at different events is greater, which will be cool. Speaking of such, I have separated myself from the PR Bike Week end, I have nothing to do with that anymore, the reasons are not important, but that is the way it is, I might have some future plans and will let everyone know in due time.

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If anyone is interested I am selling my black chopper, it’s cool, reliable and a lot of fucking fun to ride. Contact me for the price and more details, I need to do other projects.Anyway, this is about it for this week. I’ll try to squeeze something for next week before I hop on the plane to Vegas. Right now, even with the beautiful weather, good waves and the weekend trips to Rincon, being at the pool at the Hard rock Hotel with friends and hot chicks sounds really cool.

See you soon…

Jose ? Caribbean Reporter

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BIKERNET BLOND JOKE -RIVER WALK–There’s this blonde out for a walk.She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.

“Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the other side?” The secondblondelooks up the river then down the river and shoutsback,

“You ARE on the other side.”

RevCarl

NEWS FROM ROGUE ? TAKE A MINUTE–National ID Cards Coming Up For A Vote This Week — Threats to gun owners’ privacy are a huge concern

Gun Owners of America E-Mail Alert
8001 Forbes Place, Suite 102, Springfield, VA 22151
Phone: 703-321-8585 / FAX: 703-321-8408 http://www.gunowners.org

The National ID card is back in the news, as Congress is getting set once again to debate the issue.

You will remember that late last year, Congress passed (and the President signed) legislation which starts us down the road to a National ID card. In the name of preventing alien terrorists from operating in this country, the so-called Intelligence Reform bill gave federal bureaucrats unprecedented new powers to force changes in state-issued driver’s licenses — including, possibly, the addition of computer chip technology that can facilitate the tracking of all U.S. citizens.

Now, the House will be debating new legislation, H.R. 418, that was recently introduced by Rep. James Sensenbrenner (R-WI). In considering this bill, the U.S. House will vote on whether to empower the federal government to determine who can get a driver’s license — and under what conditions.

Since you need a driver’s license to purchase a gun from a dealer, this will give BATFE the expanded ability to impose even greater forms of gun control — something which it has long coveted. This will become even more apparent if an anti-gun Democrat like Hillary Clinton wins the presidency in 2008.

H.R. 418 is, unfortunately, supported by many Republicans who believe that repealing our liberties will somehow make us “secure.” But GOA joined a large coalition of citizen-activist organizations this week in opposition to H.R. 418. In a letter to Congress, the coalitionstated:

“Standardization of driver’s licenses has long been recognized as a bureaucratic back-door to implementation of a national ID card. With its required linking of databases and ability of the Secretary of Homeland Security to require a prescribed format, HR 418 takes us well along that road. Concerns are further heightened when the bill fails to even provide lip service to privacy concerns, and proposes to share all of our data on the driver’s license database with Canada and Mexico.”

Realizing government’s tendency towards mission creep, no one should be surprised if this database grows to contain far more information than that which is relevant to driving. HR 418 requires that the database shall contain “at a minimum,” all information contained on the driver’s license as well as driving history. There is no limit to what other information may eventually be contained in the database — something which should definitely concern gun owners.

H.R. 418 is being touted as a way of cleaning up some of the problems with the law that was enacted last December. But this bill is still an attack on states’ rights. It still takes us down the road to a National ID card. And it would still do nothing to keep real terrorists from operating in our country.

ACTION: Please contact your Representative and urge him or her to oppose H.R. 418. You can use the pre-written message below and send it as an e-mail by visiting the GOA Legislative Action Center at http://www.gunowners.org/activism.htm (where phone and fax numbers are also available).

—–Pre-written letter—–

Dear Representative:
H.R. 418 would give the federal government open-ended authority to determine who may and may not get a driver’s license — and under what circumstances.

Since I need a driver’s license to purchase a gun from a dealer, BATFE would finally have its long-coveted tool to impose gun control on targeted groups — particularly under a liberal anti-gun administration.

If you believe in the Second Amendment, please vote against this anti-gun monstrosity.

Sincerely,

Rogue

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BIKERNET STEALTH REPORT–The first meeting for the 7th Annual Run For Breath “In Memory of Justin Pullin” was held last week.We had some big announcements to make!This year the run will feature the first “biker build off” to come to the Charlotte area. Two of the top guns here in the area will square off. Jeff Clark and his crew from The Cycle Xchange (TCX) will go up against Russell Smith and his crew from Down South Customs! Jeff and Russell both are two of the best guys you will ever meet.

“The Meanest” and I will meet with Russell and Jeff today and Mark Infield from Full Throttle Magazine to discuss the details. The crowd in attendance that day will pick the winner. We try to bring something new each year for the RFB and this is one of the most exciting announcements to date. People have been calling daily for details!

Another announcement was that Mr. Bandit has agreed to do the best of show award again this year.The awards Bandit comes up with are out of this world! Speaking of awards if anyone out there would like to step up and make a few, it would greatly be appreciated. You can contact me through Your Shot. Thanks in advance for any and all consideration. At last count we need a total of 51 awards. Also if any of you out there would like to be a sponsor for this great cause let me know. We are always looking for new sponsors. Sponsorship fees are only a $100. You recieve 2 t-shirts and your name is listed on the back of the t-shirt.

It is amazing how the RFB continues to grow and spark interest each year. What started out as just a poker run has grown into what it is today. I often wish that there was never a reason to do the RFB but I guess we have tried to make something good out of a tragedy. So on it goes.

In the upcoming weeks, watch for more upcoming news on the RFB. The 7th Annual Run For Breath “In Memory of Justin Pullin” will be held here in Charlotte July 24th.

Until next time!

STEALTHMAN

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February 10, 2005 Part 1

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – RALLY IN THE ROCKIES INFO, NEW SHEETMETAL FROM HARLEY, TEXANS BEWARE AND SAY HELLO TO LIVIA

Welcome Back–for another exciting episode of Bikernet Weekly News. It?s been a busy week for both Bandit and I, but the good news is we can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Things are looking good at Primedia , i.e., Hot Bike, Hot Rod Bike and Street Chopper numbers are in and so far, so good.

The new issue of Hot Rod Bikes is hitting the mailboxes of subscribers and soon to hit your local mag. pick-up place. Check out the attitude of Russell Mitchell on the cover and in Hot Bike.

HB

As for Street Chopper, all I can say is, good job guys! But don?t take my word for it, you can subscribe and see for yourselves.

The news is good, but a little short. Next weekend is the Indy Dealer show then that?s it, bring on the fun events. Daytona around the corner and East Coast habitants can head south defrost. OK, here?s the news–

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BIKERNET MODEL OF THE WEEK–My name is Livia. I live just south of Roanoke Virginia but I travel to a lot of the car and bike shows with my cousin Sam Dixon who is a photographer and shot all the photos I am sending. He’s been helping me get started and has been helping me get out there where people can see my photos.

I am most commonly available in Florida, Virginia, Maryland and North Carolina, however if I know ahead of time that a shoot is somewhere else I can most likely get there. I’ll be at all the major bike shows this year… Laughlin, Sturgis, Laconia, Daytona and a few others incase you have any shoots at the events.

Thanks!

Anyone who?s seriously interested can contact us for Livia?s email address.

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PROFESSIONALS–A biker walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressedwoman perched on a bar stool.

He walks up behind her and says, “Hi there good looking, how’s itgoing?”

Having already had a few power pops, she turns around, faces him,looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen Buddy! I’ll screwanybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter.I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat loveit.”

He says, “No kidding, I’m a lawyer too! What firm are you with?”

Rogue

CHOPPER BANNER

CHOPPERS BUILDERS HANDBOOK–Hey Bandit check out this guy’s site. http://64.172.168.34/neatstuff/index.html

I was searching for info on building a frame table and stumbled across this gold mine of chopper building info. I don’t know if he”l allow you to share it with your readers but it might be worth asking him. He sounds like a guy who is happy to share his knowledge and experiences with anyone who is interested.

Nick Roberts

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THE MONKEY AND THE LIZARD– A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey “hey! what are you doing?”

The monkey says “smoking a joint, come up and have some.”

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’ and is going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, “what’s the matter with you?”

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says “hey you!”

The Monkey looks down and says “daaaaaaam dude…….how much water did you drink?!!”

Chris T.

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MUD WRESTLING–Good thing she didn?t go to Bike Week. She would be in Big Trouble.You would think they would give her some slack for being in Iraq.

ROGUE

NORTH CAROLINA

Guard member demoted for mud-wrestling party. A female member of a National Guard military police unit was demoted for indecent exposure after a mud-wrestling party at the Army-run Camp Bucca detention center in Iraq, a military spokes man said Sunday.

The party occurred Oct. 30, as the 160th Military Police Battalion, an Army Reserve Unit from Tallahassee, prepared to turn over its duties to the Asheville, N.C.-based 105th Military Police Battalion. In the course of the transfer of duties, ?some individuals in their exuberance decided to put together a mud-wrestling thing,? Johnson said Sunday.

Rogue

http://www.bikerrogue.com

whitehorse ride guide to america

RIDE GUIDE TO AMERICA–Written by motorcyclists for motorcyclists, this enriching travel guide is the perfect companion for enthusiasts who understand that the destination is just a good excuse for planning another perfect journey.

The new ?Ride Guide? features more than 35 special trips spread across the United States, from California?s Big Sur Highway to the awesome Rocky Mountains through the Texas Hill Country and Virginia?s Shenandoah Valley to Maine?s rocky shoreline. These are favorite rides from popular motojournalists like Clement Salvadori, Greg Frazier, Bill Kresnak, Lance Oliver, Grant Parsons, Marty Berke, Dale Coyner, Neal Davis, and Bruce Hansen, all brought together in one book to be read for inspiration and referred to for trip planning details.

Each recommended route is brought to life with full-color photos of the attractions along the way?scenic vistas, oddities, and must-see places. Topographical maps show the highs and lows of each ride and easy-to-follow point-to-point directions project distances and keep you on track with just a glance. All of the trips are designed to accommodate various riding styles, from sightseeing two-up travelers to sport riders running the curves and polishing their skills.

Also included are some of the best travel articles from American Motorcyclist magazine. Tips on packing, touring, and riding well offer seasoned advice. And, a helpful resource directory of equipment suppliers lets you find quickly what you need to make your next trip complete and enjoyable. Life is short. Buy this book and get on the road to see the best of this wonderful country of ours.

Sftbd., 6 x 9 in., 288 pages, color. Copies are available at your local bookstore, dealer, or directly from the publisher:

Whitehorse Press
107 East Conway Road
Center Conway, NH 03813-4012
800-531-1133
http://www.whitehorsepress.com

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TEXANS? BEWARE–News about a recent Road Block – it’s very important for all Texas riders to read this report and be informed as to who you need to contact immediately if you witness any similar stops being made in your area.. ~Suds

Message from Fast Eddie, Gryphons MC Prospect…

Last week there was a Road Block on the northbound side of 1382, between I-20 & hwy 67. There were also cars being stopped on southbound side. It was broadcast on radio (102.1) and alot of motorists were calling in to report this roadblock. The cars that were seen working this road block were Cedar Hill PD & Dallas County and alot of unmarked plain white police vehicles. On my way to work last week, between 7:45 &:15 during rush hour traffic, Dallas County had the nerve to block one of the main veins from I-20 to 67.. on 1382.. to do a drivers license & insurance check. They were not checking everyone, it was a random check. also known as profiling. They didn’t check mine since I was in a company vehicle so they were probably sure my info would be up to date. To begin with morning rush hour traffic is very bad timing, when you’re already running late for work. Second, the location where they chose to do the pullover is in the middle of construction where it’s impossible turn around. At this point on 1382, the median is at least a football field wide. Traffic was backed up for miles. This was not the first time they have done this. I witnessed other incidents such as this on several other occasions within the last year. Another incident I witnessed within the last month is a different kind of set-up on the southbound side of 1382. They set up a string of about 6 police cars in a row on the southbound shoulder of the road.. then one officer will stand watching the traffic & checking inspection stickers of cars passing by. Then he will radio to the cars on stand-by to go after any expired stickers. This had nothing to do with drinking and driving and was a major hassle to get through.

message from Big Kid, Gryphons MC, TX COC…

This biker’s story has been a good an example of the freedoms that we are losing. We need to put a stop to all stops without probable cause. Whether it be profiling of individuals on a free and open roadway or bills in Austin like HB-50, the Road block bill. The RB bill will give law enforcement the right to set up and detain Am citizens all across the great state of Tex without justification or probable cause. If you’r tired of losing your freedoms, as i am, when you see one of these unconstitutional roadblocks Please notify your area COC officers or TMRA2 member immediately. When calling in please include these details.. car number, city, badge number….

We all need to stand vigilant to put an end to these unconstituional stops. If we don’t stand up for freedom, who will.

Big Kid
Gryphons MC
Texas Conf of Cubs DFW Region Vise Chair
http://WWW.texascoc.com

Rogue
http://www.bikerrogue.com

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NEW 3-D FLAME SHEET METAL FOR HARLEY-DAVIDSON FAT BOY–Embossed Fenders and Tank are Primed for Custom Painting
MILWAUKEE (December 29, 2004) ? Take a custom Harley-Davidson Fat Boy to a new level with 3-D Embossed Flame Sheet Metal from Harley-Davidson Genuine Motor Accessories. The steel fuel tank, front fender and rear fender have a flowing flame design that?s embossed in the initial stamping process to create a raised, three-dimensional surface with a clean, smooth edge that?s ready for custom painting. All three pieces are coated with factory primer.

hd embossed f fender

The 3-D Embossed Flame fuel tank (P/N 61663-05, $699.00) fits 2001 and later fuel injected Softail models (except FXSTDI) and 2004 and later carbureted Softail models (except FXSTD). The 3-D Embossed front fender (59636-05, $199.00) and rear fender (59629-05, $199.00) fit 2000 and later FLSTF/I Fat Boy models.

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FOUR CORNERS RALLY IN THE ROCKIES–It is time once again to begin planning for the upcoming rally season. Four Corners Rally in the Rockies would like to welcome back past attendees, and invite those of you who have yet to discover THE rally for labor day weekend. Hopefully you’ve had a chance to read some of the rave reviews printed by the the many magazines that attended who have all dubbed us one of the best rallies in the country. Ask anyone who has come our area and I’m sure many will agree that the riding simply doesn’t come any better! And this year we will have even more events, even better entertainment and an even bigger beer tent. It’s huge in fact. And once again our vendors will be sold out to enhance your shopping pleasure.

There are a few changes we need to announce. First of all, we are going to limit our “all inclusive” tickets to 5,000. As some of you know, we kept running out of T-shirts last year, and this will eliminate a lot of headaches for both you and us. Obviously with that limit we WILL sell out of them. This means you need to order early. Secondly, due to the enormous amount of people camping, we will be reserving camp spaces for a nominal fee. This is good news for those who need to know that you are guaranteed a spot, as camping disappeared at an alarming rate last year. But, you have to have an “all inclusive” arm-band to camp. Did we mention you need to order early?

We hope that you are as excited as we are about the 2005 gathering and wish to express our gratitude to those who have made it what it is and what it’s becoming. This means you. We truly could not have asked for more enthusiasm and support. Help us keep the dream alive, a major rally run by bikers for bikers. Check the website for ordering info and updates as our plans firm up. http://www.rallyintherockies.com. If you need rooms, please call early, rooms go fast!!!! Call 866-to-rally for rooms.

Hope to see you soon,
Four Corners Rally in the Rockies

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February 03, 2005 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – STURGIS MM OFFERS RAFFLE, CARIBBEAN REPORT, NEW CYRIL HUZE GRIPS AND EXHAUST FROM SAMSON

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Cyril HuzeSpikee Grips & Pegs– Unique design from Cyril Huze with extra length for added comfort. Fits all models except those with air assisted forks.. Available for factory style or internal throttle All Spikee grips have a removable end on the clutch side for installation of an optional mirror directly on the left grip (Huze Spikee or Dreamliner Mirror). Matching footpegs.

Cyril Huze
Tel 561-392-5557http://www.cyrilhuze.com

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MS-200 ?Stealth? Road Muffler–Samson Exhaust? has designed and developed an amazing new ?Stealth? 31/2″ Road Muffler for 1995 to present Dresser and Road Kings. This remarkable muffler is 25% quieter than our Silver Bullet Muffler series, and provides better performance than stock, and an awesome sound, which Samson is known for.

The ?Stealth? 31/2″ Road Muffler includes a set of attractive billet end caps and a one full year warranty. We also use a double layer nickel plating to add depth for a lustrous chrome finish. This system offers a dynamic flow through air cooled technology that prevents bluing. In today?s day and age, quieter pipes, is where it?s at. The MS-200 ?Stealth? Road Muffler is priced at only $528.00 dollars.

Samson Motorcycle Products designs, markets and manufactures premium quality motorcycle exhausts at their state of the art facilities in Anaheim, CA. Every product has been thoroughly tested to improve performance, enhance appearance and give the sound customers are looking for. As the industry leader in aftermarket exhaust, every part is inspected for the highest quality standards. Samson Motorcycle Products markets products under the Samson?, Caliber? and Shogun? Brand Names. For more information visit our website www.samsonusa.com.

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Crime Scene Choppers Introduces Polished Stainless Solo Seat–Crime Scene Choppers announces the availability of the Hard-Ass solo seat, a unique high-style solo seat that brings old school into the 21st century. The Hard-Ass is a precision investment cast stainless steel seat that is heat treated and show-polished. It comes standard with your choice of red, black or white leather inserts. The Hard-Ass is made in the USA.

The seat is designed to mount low on a bike; the pivot mount is recessed into the seat so it is all but invisible. Crime Scene Choppers also provides free plans for a seat pivot that you can download from their website.

Quality and Style
Until today your choices in chopper seating were limited to various leather and vinyl seat pads, now with the ?Hard-Ass? seat you can have a unique styling element to your bike. The focus in developing the Hard-Ass seat was to define a new style that blends old school with high tech, and to deliver a line of products that has unrivaled quality and durability. The styling was developed as a collaboration between Joe McGlynn and Mark Van der Kwaak. Mark is well known for his ?CADbikes? published on the web; Joe is a custom car builder and metal shaper from Northern California.

?The response to the seat has been extremely positive? said Joe McGlynn, owner of Crime Scene Choppers. ?We?ve shown the seat to a limited number of industry experts and to a person they are very excited about the seat and other designs we?re working on. The Hard-Ass is an awesome looking accessory for any bike, and the possibilities for folks customizing it are unlimited! Imagine a translucent candy powder coat over the polish, or a brushed finish or pinstripes.?

Hard-Ass Availability
The Hard-Ass solo seat is available through http://www.CrimeSceneChoppers.com immediately. Special order upholstery is available. New products are being introduced every month, so check the website for the latest news.

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Check out the t-shirts at Island Style Choppers ? click on the cutie!

BIKERNET MEDICAL UPDATE–American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.

Just thought you’d like to know.

Bob T.

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BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–When do you say, enough is enough?Good question to ponder, and yes, right off the bat.So we as builders may be pro celeb or just in our little garage, are heading to the extremes?What’s going on with the (before mentioned, many times) numbers game? If 10 is good 100 is better?People are looking around for the latest gimmick, it really reminds me of a long dead era (thank God) when we had to add everything that shines on to a bike, splash it with a gaudy 80’s paint job and call it a custom. Flame throwing, skulls, long ass sissy bars, spikes, wide ass tires, super big inch motors, moronic ultra rakes, super stretch, outer space gas tanks, one off multi themed wheels…. excess…..

Then all this is thrown into a build and called a chopper, or worse, old school, or spartan, or simple…..Where the fuck is the simplicity of it ? Everything is lost in a maze of sharp edges, esses. z’s and whatever other figures can the metal be bent into or the tube formed. We are seeing ugly assed chicks with tons of makeup and a gimmick or two to make them prettier, choppers with push up bras, fake buns and an adams apple. Lots of the bikes today look like cheap transvestites and drag queens.Is it the pressure to try appeal to the masses, or is it that the “inventive” is running so wild that everything is fair game. I have a very humble wake up call for you….Those bikes don’t cut it.

What happened to the stuff that was built to be used, flowing lines, mechanical parts being seen, and the ones that you did not want hidden? I believe it’s called “clean”.

So everything has to have an edge, or I rather call it gimmick. When we start using moms kitchen utensils or the doctors tools, it’s time to say “basta” Is bike building becoming so boring that we have to search for stuff that is actually gaudy to make our stuff stand out? Does the consumer wants to spend tens of thousands (which I aint seeing) on the latest gadgetry just to belong, or be able to be the “life of the party”? Let’s not even talk about the “costumes” the horned helmets, fuzzy sleeved shirts and all the “fashion” involved with this look at me, see me be cool, era…..I see a lot of people with talent, going astray and building bikes that are not even bikes anymore, they are rolling bag ladies, it’s the rat bike syndrome, only this time the rat bikes shine and are worth 100 grand, please……Nigga pleeze…..

Is this becoming the Ringling Bros bike building circus of oddities…… And let me stop here.

Nope, not everyone is jumping on the bandwagon. I still see and am proud to call friends, a lot of people doing cool, simple stuff (yes it’s my own version and opinion of what it’s cool) but they stay within reason.Let’s take a Biker Build Off, and nothing wrong with the shows cause I believe they are great for the industry, but….. Do we need to go that fatal step further, is it to try please a crowd and maybe win? Is it the involvement with TV that makes us try to do this weird idea work, or is it that there’s many builders that don’t have a clue and that is how they actually do it. Who knows, who cares.The bike is looking cool. Let it be….. but no, we have to add this, or that. Does it makes it go faster, run better or is needed? Nope, it’s just a gimmick a “lets try to impress” unnecessary trinket.

The heart and essence of the bobber and chopper is it’s simplicity. The simplicity reflected by the builders lifestyle. We have never been flashy people, intimidating, maybe, unique, for sure, but show offs? Nope….that’s the new rage, the new wave….Let’s see how far that wave is ridden, and we don’t end in the total darkness of the gaudy 80’s. Meanwhile I will keep doing my very simple bikes and enjoy riding them, even if I never become famous, have a Benz or a kick ass house. I still will be happy with what I build, since I build what pleases ME, not the masses.

As we are getting ready for the event in Vegas, Feb. 20th at the Hard Rock hotel, which marks the start of the traveling back and forth, so be happy, I will have more shit to write about and bitch about. I guess the plans of not going to Daytona have changed a bit, for now we will be at Willie’s Tropical Tattoos alongside Hank Young and a few of his new bikes, come by and visit…..Rincon is still my week end hideout, and I will do it as long as I can. We got to surf double overhead plus waves( a two story house and more) a couple days ago. No pretence there, no flashy shit, either you commit or you stay on the beach. How simple, how brutal, how real. The way it should be.

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Here’s another free Sunset for you poor souls who are freezing your asses off, and my new shifter lever (for sale at www.Chopperfreak.com) for jockey shift, and any trans top….

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See you all next week…. Stay true.

Jose

BUSH?S AND CLINTON?S–George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hilary Clinton are traveling bytrain to the Super Bowl.

At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill andHilary buy just one ticket. “How are the two of you going to travel ononly one ticket?” asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing.

“Watch and learn,” answers Hilary. They all board the train. George andLaura take their respective seats but Bill and Hilary cram into a toilettogether and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, theconductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet doorand says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single armemerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. TheBushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so afterthe game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.

When they get to the station they see the Clinton’s at the window buyinga single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, theClinton’s see that the Bushes don’t buy any ticket at all. “Aren’t youtaking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?” says Hilary.

“Live and learn,” answers Laura Bush. When they board the train theBushes cram themselves into a toilet and the Clinton’s cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train leaves the station,George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the Clinton’s toilet,knocks on their door and says, “Ticket, please.” And you’re still tryingto figure out how the Democrats lost that election.

Chris T.

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STURGIS MOTORCYCLE MUSEUM 2005 RAFFLE ANNOUNCED–February 2005 – – The Sturgis Motorcycle Museum & Hall of Fame is excited to announce that tickets are now available for the 2005 raffle. It was entirely due to our sponsors, and our many dedicated volunteers, that the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum was able to experience another incredible year of growth, however we need your help if we are to continue to fulfill our mission, ?to preserve the great history of motorcycling?.

Since the Museum opened in 2001 we have been extremely fortunate to have the support of many notable industry leaders, and we?d like to add each of you to that list. Our annual raffle is our major push each year to gather substantial funding for the Museum. With the purchase of a raffle ticket you will be enabling us to create new exhibits, acquire new displays and to move forward in our mission.

The 2005 raffle prizes are:

2005 Harley-Davidson Softail DeluxeSponsored by Black Hills Harley-Davidson & Sturgis Harley-Davidson

Henry 44-40 Rifle, One of a kind commemorative

Scott Jacobs ?After the Ride” Limited Edition Giclee on CanvasDonated by Scott Jacobs-Signed, Numbered & Dedicated

There are three chances to win on one ticket. The Museum begins by drawing for the Scott Jacobs giclee. The winning ticket stub will be thrown back in with the remaining stubs and we draw for the rifle. The winning stub is once again put back in with the remaining stubs for the final spin and drawing of the Softail. One ticket, three chances to win! Plus you?ll have the satisfaction of knowing you?ve invested in motorcycling?s past, and its future.

Each raffle ticket costs $10.00, you do not need to be present to win, and the drawing is held on Saturday, August 13th 2005 at the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum on the corner of legendary Main Street and Junction Avenue in downtown Sturgis.

Tickets can be purchased on line by clicking on the banner above; mailing a check or money order to the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum & Hall of Fame, 999 Main Street, Sturgis SD 57785; or by telephone with a credit card 605.347.2001.

Your participation is important to us. We hope you?ll take a chance and make this our best fundraiser to date.

DEVIL’S DAUGHTER – Kristina Marie Update — My coverage and photos of the Easyriders/ V-Twin Bike Shows in Indianapolis, IN and Louisville, KY will appear in the June and September issues of In The Wind, respectively.

http://www.easyridersevents.com/indy_2004/index.htm

A couple of my photos of Warren Vesely owner of Scooter Shooterz Hot Rod Motorcycles, on his Discovery Build Off bike, “Executioner” appear in the current issue of Thunder Roads magazine.

http://www.thunderroads.net/index.html

My book deal is still pending, I should know the results before the end of February.

http://home.earthlink.net/~kristina.marie/artistmodelphotographerpoet/id4.html

I have a new agent for my chopper related photography, Peggy can be contacted through her website: http://www.cosmicentertainments.com/index.html

My Creative Work can be seen here:http://home.earthlink.net/~kristina.marie/ & here:http://www.frinkism.com/view_collection.asp?collection_id=7241

Make note of my current contact info & give me a holla if you’d like to include me in any of your creative ventures.

Thanks,

kristinamarie

Kristina

New G-Mail Address: kristinamarie.pamias@gmail.com

THAT?S IT– According to Layla. That?s all the news that?s fit to print. Okay, so the guys from the Los Angeles Primedia Ivory towers have me under the iron microscope regarding the covers of Hot Bike and our first initial numbers are in. Brothers we?re looking good. Hot Bike is feeling invigorated, spruced and rechromed. What the hell. This is bikerdom.

Here?s the tip of the month. Watch for the next cover. It?s hot in lots of ways. Should I let the secret slip? Russell Mitchell is on the cover and she?s a looker. But the shit inside is what counts and we?re packin? it with more tech, features, and stuff to laugh at than ever before. Hang on.

Regarding Bikernet and the Cantina. Next week we?ll post the next chapter of Chance, another Life and time and Bikernet will continue to grow. I appreciate your patience through this adventure, so hang on. I promised not to abandon Bikernet readers and I won?t. But you may need to be patient through the process. No matter what happens I will stay with Bikernet. I?ll keep you posted.

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