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January 23, 2005
By Bandit |
THE AIM/NCOM MOTORCYCLE E-NEWS SERVICE is brought to you by Aid to Injured Motorcyclists (A.I.M.) and the National Coalition of Motorcyclists (NCOM), and is sponsored by the Law Offices of Richard M. Lester. For more information, call us at 1-(800) ON-A-BIKE or visit us on our website at
COAST TO COAST BIKER NEWS
Compiled and Edited by Bill Bish,
National Coalition of Motorcyclists
TSUNAMI RELIEF Tonight Show host Jay Leno will team up with Harley-Davidson Motor Company to auction off a motorcycle signed by celebrities to benefit victims of the December 26th Asian tsunami that killed over 168,000 around the Indian Ocean, reported ABC’s Entertainment Tonight on January 4, 2005.
HEALTH INSURANCE MEASURE INTRODUCED IN OREGON Although federal legislation to prohibit health care providers from discriminating against insureds who are injured while riding a motorcycle, ATV, or while participating in so-called “risky activities”, was the last bill passed by the U.S. Senate on November 21st, S.423 died just days later when the House adjourned for the session without taking action.
Not content to wait for Congress to act, BikePAC of Oregon has requested State Senator Frank Shields to introduce legislative concepts draft 1068. LC 1068 would close the loophole that allows health insurers to deny medical coverage to motorcycle accident victims.
ABATE of Colorado successfully amended state law in 1997 to make it illegal to deny medical benefits to employees based on their participation in such activities, effectively overriding federal HIPPA regulations.
GANG BILL FILED IN SOUTH CAROLINA State Senators Jake Knotts (R-West Columbia) and Dick Elliott (D-North Myrtle Beach) have pre-filed a bill that would make it illegal to intimidate someone into joining or leaving a gang. A similar bill has been filed in the House.
The legislation defines a criminal gang as five or more people who organize to commit criminal activity, which could include hate groups, motorcycle gangs and terrorist groups.
Steve Nawojczyk, a gang expert from Little Rock, Ark., said the measure is similar to what other states have enacted.
Richland County Assistant Prosecutor David Pascoe said the bill could help better prove a defendant is a gang member. Sometimes, such information is not presented to a jury because the information could be prejudicial, he said.
Knotts has tried unsuccessfully for several years to pass a bill making intimidation of prospective members illegal. Last year, a bill made it to the Senate floor but died without a vote.
NEW HAMPSHIRE BILL WOULD MUFFLE MOTORCYCLES The noise generated by motorcyclists touring the coastline has motivated a group of Seacoast-area lawmakers to file a bill request with the Legislature asking the state to revise the standards for testing motorcycle noise and limiting exhaust systems.
“The communities that have a lot of motorcycle (traffic) on Sunday afternoons are the ones who have an interest here,” said Portsmouth City Attorney Robert Sullivan, who helped draft the bill request after being approached by the police chiefs of Portsmouth and Rye.
It would ban “straight-pipe” exhaust systems, referring to those that don’t have mufflers with noise-reducing baffles. The proposal would prohibit motorcyclists from modifying a bike’s exhaust system to make it louder than the muffler originally installed on the vehicle.
The law also would prohibit motorcycles from generating a noise level measured at greater than 110 decibels. Riders found to be not in compliance with the new standards would be guilty of a traffic violation.
NEW MOTORCYCLES SALES COULD TOP ONE MILLION The motorcycle industry has experienced 12 years of consecutive growth, and 24 percent more units have been sold in the last four years than in the entire preceding decade (1990-1999).
According to Motorcycle Industry Council estimates, year-to-date sales are up 4.4 percent through Fall 2004, marking the 12th consecutive year of growth for the United States motorcycle market.
“Motorcycling today is more mainstream than ever — and the numbers prove it,” notes the MIC. “The new MIC Owner Survey shows that since 1998, there has been a 34 percent increase in the number of motorcycles in use in the United States. Motorcycles are everywhere — in advertising, editorial layouts, movies, television — they’re an iconic representation of freedom and individualism in our American culture.”
In 2003, strong demand generated new unit motorcycle sales of more than 996,000 units, up from 936,000 in 2002. If the current growth rate continues, MIC estimates that 2004 sales of new motorcycles could top 1 million units.
HONDA SALES INCREASE BY A THIRD Japan’s Honda Motor Co, the world’s largest motorcycle maker, reports both its motorcycle production and sales in China are on track to grow by one-third this year, up 38 percent to 1.15 million motorcycles.
Honda predicted its global motorcycle sales will grow by 23 per cent to 10.7 million units this year.
Other Japanese motorcycle groups, such as Yamaha and Suzuki, have also built a strong presence in China which ranks No 1 in both motorcycle production and demand.
Yamaha aims to produce 1 million motorcycles in China by 2005 and increase output to 4 million units by 2010 through collaborations with local partners.
The nation’s motorcycle output is expected to reach 17 million units this year, up from 14.7 million units last year, an official from the China Association of Automobile Manufacturers told China Daily.
Motorcycle output and sales in China climbed by 18.06 percent to 15.54 million units, according to statistics from the association.
The nation exported about 3 million motorcycles during the period, up more than 30 percent from a year earlier.
However, analysts say China’s motorcycle industry remains fragmented and less competitive in development capabilities and technical innovation.
At present, there are more than 120 motorcycle manufacturers in China.
HIGH TECH LICENSE PLATES COME UNDER FIRE IN NEBRASKA One customer complained so much about Nebraska’s new computer-generated flat license plates that an office worker at the motor vehicles office scrounged up traditional steel plates for his motorcycle.
Some say the new plates look flimsy or cheap, other say they look like cardboard, but state officials are lauding the switch to lightweight aluminum plates.
A box of 50 new plates weighs 30 pounds less than a box of the old steel plates, said Beverly Neth, director of Nebraska’s Department of Motor Vehicles. The new plates also are easy to read — with clearer and more defined lines — and have earned approval from state police.
A year ago, Nebraska State Penitentiary inmates began making the flat plates with equipment leased from 3-M Corporation.
The change is a mixed blessing for the prison industry, which puts out all of Nebraska’s license plates. The old process was labor-intensive and kept 35 to 40 inmates busy. The new computer-run process uses about 20 inmates, said John McGovern, superintendent of Cornhusker Industries at the penitentiary.
“That’s the bad news for us, since it is our mission to employ inmates,” he said.
FORMER BASKETBALL STAR SPONSORS MOTORCYCLE RACER Retired NBA star Michael Jordon has turned his focus from hoops to the racetrack as his latest business venture is motorcycle racing, a pursuit that dates to his childhood in Wilmington, South Carolina, he recently told Speed Channel?s “Two Wheel Tuesday.”
Jordan is sponsoring Montez Stewart, a riding buddy in Chicago, and the color scheme for the bikes and leather are classic Carolina blue.
“I want to win,” said Jordon in an interview. “I really want to make a statement about my support of this sport.”
His father was a NASCAR fan and Jordan says he and his brother talked their parents into getting them a mini-bike. “I almost killed myself, but I had a good time. My brother and I shared it. I was primarily the driver because I was the more aggressive one and he rode on the back.”
“When I was 12, we were racing some of the guys in our neighborhood and we took a tumble and got scraped up. And my parents always said that if we got scraped up, we were going to get rid of it, so we got long-sleeve shirts and tried to cover everything up.”
“At dinner, blood started seeping through our shirts and they got rid of the bike a week later. So, that was the end of my motorcycle career until now.”
Jordan says he’s in the motorcycle racing business for the long run. “Every time I go to the race, I have a ball, so I look to be around for a while.”
‘FRISCO NAMED BIKERTOWN USA Motorcyclist magazine has crowned San Francisco and the Bay area as the best motorcycle town in America, and the San Francisco Herald trumpeted the news in a September news story.
The paper said that what makes this place Biker Central is a feeling in the local motorcycle world that the area is, as it is in other walks of life, tolerant of bikers, perhaps even friendly. Motorcycling in the Bay Area is supported by a number of factors, some of them tangible ? like the motorcycle only parking meters sprinkled around the city.
“There can be only one Best Motorcycling City,” wrote Motorcyclist magazine, “and among all the United States of America?s roughly 19,355 incorporated burgs, you can’t beat San Francisco.”
“Great roads, great weather, great shops and great hangouts make the Bay Area a no-brainer as the best place in the U.S. for two-wheeled citizens.”
The also-rans were San Diego, Atlanta, Milwaukee, Phoenix, Minneapolis, Denver, Daytona Beach and Columbus, Ohio.
NCOM CONVENTION REMINDER Don’t forget to mark your calendar for the upcoming NCOM Convention, May 5-7 at the Sheraton Music City Hotel, located at 777 McGavock Pike in Nashville, Tennessee. Reserve your room by April 3rd for the special NCOM rate of $79 single/double by calling (615) 885-2200. Registration fees for the 20th annual Convention are $75 including the Silver Spoke Awards Banquet on Saturday night, or $40 for the Convention only. To pre-register, call the National Coalition of Motorcyclists at (800) 525-5355 or go to
QUOTABLE QUOTE: “I love riding my motorcycle along the Pacific Coast Highway – the freedom of the road and the smell of the sea. That is the California spirit.”
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s State of the State Address 01/05/2005
QUOTABLE QUOTE TOO: “They’re not going to make me give up my motorcycle, too?”
Newly Elected Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels when asked by the Indianapolis Star about riding his motorcycle now that he’s the new governor.
January 20, 2005 Part 2
By Bandit |
Continued From Page 1
The Old Man, the Boy and the Donkey– An old man and a young boy were traveling through their village with their donkey. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, “What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.”
They then decided they both would walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying “how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey”.
The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye!
Rick S.
Here’s an aerial shot of the landslide that devastated the La Conchita community.
Chris T.
Harley breaks $5 billion revenue barrier and re-confirm 400,000 goal for 2007IN RELEASING details of the 2004 full-year financials, Harley-Davidson has revealed that its total sales revenue for the year has topped $5 billion for the first time. Total sales revenue from all sectors of the firm’s activities was $5.015 billion for the twelve months, compared to $4.624 billion for 2003 an 8.5 percent increase.
Net income for the year was $889.8 million, a 16.9 percent increase versus last year’s $760.9 million. Diluted earnings per share (EPS) for the full year was $3.00, a 20.0 percent increase compared with the $2.50 earned per share in 2003.
Revenue for the final quarter of 2004 was $1.22 billion compared with $1.16 billion in the year-ago quarter (a 5.4 percent increase); net income for the quarter was $209.0 million compared to $182.4 million, an increase of 14.5 percent over 2003. Fourth quarter diluted EPS was 71 cents, an 18.3 percent increase compared with last year’s 60 cents.
“Once again Harley-Davidson achieved record revenue and earnings, making 2004 the nineteenth consecutive record year for the Company,” said Jeffrey L. Bleustein, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer. “We focused on exceeding the impressive results of our 100th Anniversary year by increasing motorcycle availability to improve customer satisfaction and by stimulating interest among prospective customers. U.S. retail sales for Harley-Davidson motorcycles increased more than 7 percent over last year, demonstrating that the dream of owning a Harley-Davidson remains extremely powerful,” said Bleustein.
BIKERNET STEALTH REPORT–There is a lot of excitement around Charlotte this week as the Easyrider Bike Show comes to town.The local shops are getting the last minute details done on their projects. This years show should prove to be a big one. The show has been extended to 2 days instead of just one. That’s right both Saturday and Sunday! The weather man says their is a chance for some slippery weather here this weekend but it should not dampen the spirits. I hope to have pictures of the show next week.
Onto another subject, The 7th Annual Run For Breath “In Memory Of Justin Pullin” will be held here in Charlotte on Sunday July 24th. Carolina BBQ has agreed to be the new spot where the bike show will be held this year. Anyone out there who would like to be a sponsor can contact me through the “your shot’ section of Bikernet. We are also looking for award builders. The awards are made from used motorcycle parts. The awards have turned into a show between the builders. We also give awards for long distance riders. We have already had calls where people have been asking to be stops on the poker run route. I think the route may change a little this year.
Have any of you been watching the bike build offs? That is a stupid question, of course you have. I always pick the bike that loses. There really are not any losers though, all the bikes are great! I guess it just depends where your taste lies. I guess I will close with that.
Until next time!
STEALTHMAN
From Bob T.
GREEKS VS. ITALIANS
A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had thesuperior culture.
The Greek says: “We have the Parthenon.”
The Italian says: “We have the Colosseum.”
The Greek says: “We had great Mathematicians.”
The Italian says: “We had the Roman Empire.”
So the Greek not to be outdone, says: “Well, we invented sex!”
The Italian says: “That’s true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!”
Chris T.
BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–I missed last weeks news, I have decided to take 2005 easy. I’m not going to bust just to do what I need to do, if it happens cool, if it does not, Oh well. My plate is always pretty full, and what is the use of doing so much if you can’t actually enjoy it? Sure I do enjoy writing the news week after week, but then again, we all need a rest. Besides I don’t even remember what the hell I was doing then, but to give you a lame ass excuse for some news I rather not do it at all.
I know many of you are expecting me to lash at something, for those, too bad, I really have nothing to lash about. Sure I could talk about TV and flame throwing skulls and shit like that, but why? Or maybe a very cool handmade bike from Zero vs a ridiculous over raked chop. I guess many of you have been glued to the TV and know what I’m talking about. I guessI have to live with this since not everyone has my taste and not everyone rewards labor vs mega bling, but anyway, let’s keep on.
It’s no secret that I’ve been spending every free minute in Rincon (yeap the same place that we had the Bike Weekend) besides being a really cool town and the best waves in the Atlantic, my cell has no signal, there’s no phone and no TV at my friends house. Yes getting away from it all. By the amount of hours I work I should be able to have a house there, no problem, but life is not all cotton candy. I noticed my gain is the same working 8 hours or working 16, so why do it. The decisions made this year will evolve in maximum exposure and gain from my time. Sure friends and my word always comes first, but that commitment should have a payback, (and not necessarily in monetary value) or at least should leave a sense of accomplishment. So for now I will keep enjoying myself and relaxing as much as I can. Speaking of exposure if you have a chance get the new issue of Street Chopper, the guys there gave me a chance to say what I had to in ?Busted Knuckles?. Also a few of us are heading over to Las Vegas in February, come by if you have the chance.
Project wise we are working on a 63, a 51 and on my Horse Chop Off project. Bikes that I enjoy doing and you will soon see in the pages of some of your favorite magazines. There are a few other projects for major companies in the making, but don’t hold your breath cause we need to sit down and make specific plans on how it will all evolve. Money for nothing and the chicks for free, don’t fucking cut it.
It’s really funny that all this is being written in the most relaxed of situations. Not a care in the world and I’m not trying to keep on stepping up. Some reggae, the super NW storm creating havoc on the sea and a cool rain……I’m really sorry for all the chaos that rain caused in California this past week, but I really enjoy when it rains here. Everything cools down and the city turns quiet. I don’t know why, and I really don’t care, but it’s cool. More so, all those mega snow storms in the US turn into fronts here that do nothing else than bring a bit of rain and very good waves…. Life is good….
For those of you that are freezing your ass off, and in no way to rub it in, here’s a couple photos from Rincon. One is the view from the house deck, the other our favorite spot; maybe they will warm you up a bit. Now all I need is a really hot California girl to share all this with….
See you guys next week, you know where I’m heading this week end……Leave a message at my cell, I might call back Monday.I want to thank Custom Chrome, Ed Martin at Jammer Cycles and Jireh cycles for hooking me up with a bunch of cool parts for my Chop Off build……Take it easy, and don’t take life too seriously…you won’t get out of it alive anyway.
Jose ? Caribbean Reporter
MARINE– As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum.
No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.
Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, a man in a U.S. Marine Corps uniform is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the courtly, soft-spoken Marine leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy’s ear. Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother’s hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt.
All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the Marine slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve. “Excuse me, sir,” she ask quietly, “but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?”
The Marine smiles serenely and gently confides, “I showed him my pilot’s wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door, on any flight I choose, and that I was just about to make my selection for this flight.”
Bob T.
THIS IS NOT A GOOD LAW!– I can see it Being Used Against Bikers just as some of the other laws recently passed have been. The Government is praying off the fears of its citizens do to terrorism.
It is already a proven fact that information in many people?s files are untrue or at least the government?s version of what happened. I for one know this to be true because there is an error in my Motor Vehicle File. The person typing it in made a clerical error and though I have to have it corrected they refuse to do so.
The Government already has files on everyone from the days they are born. Let them be truthful for once and just say we are issuing a National ID Card.
Driving is a completely different issue.
ROGUE
Driver s license at center of privacy debate
Question: How to balance security, individual rights
That plastic card, the one? with the lousy photo that?s jammed into your wallet or purse, isn?t just a license to drive.
It?s the green light to buy a drink, the ticket to federal benefits, the must-have document to get aboard airplanes.
Now it?s also the flash point for an argument about how best to balance America?s security needs with worries that personal privacy could be swept away.
The federal intelligence over haul that became law last month? while creating a new national intelligence director and beefing up border patrols ? also aims to close loopholes for identity fraud that some of the Sept. 11 terrorists used to get aboard the jets they hijacked
Privacy advocates warn that the new federal standards for driver?s licenses will effectively create a national ID card, centralizing information that can be misused ?by letting the government track the whereabouts of innocent people, for instance. Government officials say they?re just making the cards more secure, and that the worries are overblown.
Strong sense
?There is a strong sense of protection of privacy by all of the administrators of DMV records, be cause we know the value of the in formation we?ve been entrusted with,? said George Tatum, North Carolina?s Department of Motor Vehicle chief. ?We just want you to be who you say you are.?
The small provision in the massive intelligence overhaul doesn?t take effect immediately. It requires a year-and-a-half of deliberation by state and federal officials, and others.
States can opt out ? refuse to make changes to their driver?s licenses that will be required under the federal law ? but then the licenses would be useless for any federal purpose, from getting benefits to boarding an airplane guarded by federal screeners.
The intelligence law aims to standardize the documents drivers present to get a license, the ways DMV workers verify that those documents are authentic, the information included on a II cense and the steps authorities take to ensure licenses can?t be forged. The law also requires that licenses can be read by machines. In years past, the market forfake driver?s licenses was driven by teenagers hoping to get into a nightclub or repeat drunk drivers ho lost their licenses trying to get back on the road.
Bigger problem
Now, identity theft is a bigger problem, and terrorists a bigger fear.
Many of the law?s specifics have yet to be decided. Will licenses include biometric information like fingerprints or retinal scans?
Some state groups, including the National Conference of State Legislatures, opposed the proposals to have the federal government take control of what has traditionally been solely under states? control ? though states have already been moving ahead to tighten the licensing process.
Advocates in Congress were given a big boost by recommendations from the Sept. 11 com mission, which noted the ease with which terrorists got licenses. Still, language the House approved that would have barred driver?s licenses for illegal immigrants was struck from the mea sure that became law.
At least nine states now allow such licenses.
Civil libertarians warn the push to make the driver?s license the ?gold standard? will make it easier to steal someone?s identity.
?Let?s say someone steals your driver?s license and substitutes their biometrics on there, and basically puts their identity on that card. They then have an official document that says they are you,? said Maw Johnson at the American Civil Liberties Union. ?How do you prove you are you??
New standards
? The new card: New federal standards aim to com bat identity fraud ? and terrorism ? by beefing up requirements for driver?s li censes. The law standardizes the documents needed to obtain a license and demands that they can be read by machine.
? Privacy concerns: Critics warn the new regulations will violate people?s privacy by consolidating personal information in the government?s hands and possibly making it easier to steal someone?s identity.
? Takes effect? The standards require more than a year of deliberation by state and federal officials. States also can opt out.
Florida Today Newspaper 1/16/2005
That?s It For The News– The workers are gone for the day but the smell of plaster remains. They?ll be back bright and early tomorrow to continue and sometime early next week they?ll finish. Progess?
Here?s the panhead with the new highbars, whatcha think? I think it looks good and will fit Bandit?s 6? 4? frame better and he won?t look like a baby Huey riding it anymore. And, the finished Pope motor on the stand. Like I said before, the stand is an old base to a kitchen table that our tenants left. I hesitated throwing it away all these months and now it?s a work of art.
I hope you all have a nice weekend; Saturday is my birthday and I think I?m gonna get Bandit and my kids to cook for me instead of going to dinner. That?s if I?m feeling lucky. Or, maybe a quiet dinner at my favorite restaurant by the ocean with just Bandit, and me, then maybe I?ll get lucky?
Take care, Layla
January 20, 2005 Part 1
By Bandit |
Lot?s going on around here. The drywall hangers and plasterers have been working for three days straight getting the walls of the Headquarters? living space like new. This is an old building and some things like pipes on the outside of walls and creaky floors I can live with. But when every wall in this place has a different texture and is full of cracks, it?s time to call in the pros.
Last weekend Bandit worked on a few projects in the warehouse. He installed high-bars on his panhead and cleaned up an old table base. Any old scrap around this place will eventually become furniture or decorations. Where most gals get a nice piece of ceramic on a table, I get a Pope motor on an old table stand to fill with plants. I love it!
I posted a few new articles earlier this week, I hope they keep you busy for a little while at least, till I can post some more.
The news is a little short this week because of the activity and dust all around me. You can see for yourself the chaos. The good thing is, when they?re finished I?ll be able to move my temporary office out of the living room and in to it?s permanent location; the room with a fantastic view!
Here?s the news.
NOTE FROM BANDIT–Although we feel the changes being made to Hot Bike are for the good of all, not everyone shares our enthusiasm. So, girls and changes aside, there is a complete guide to fuel-injection in the March issue for anyone wanting to know it all. If you ride a fuel-injected bike, or even if you don’t but still have interest, you gotta get this issue.
Over and out… Bandit
GANGSTER CHOPPERS–Hey Bandit, thought I’d send you over a pic of one of our bikes, yes it does have a model on it. If you want to use it in the Cantina section or something help yourself. If you want more pics just email back, we have a large selection of models on our bikes. We’ll be at Cincy hope to see you there.
Thanks, John Dodson, aka Head Gangster.
Gangster Choppers
9720 Qualla Road
Chesterfield, Virginia 23832
phone: 1-866-640-CHOP
fax: 804-790-1716
web: http://www.gangsterchoppers.com
email: john.dodson@gangsterchoppers.com
US ANGELS 2005Hi! I’m sending a pic of myself, as well as the link to our website. Please take a minute to look it over. We’re doing lots of great things in support of our troops and military families. We’d love your support, and a mention on the website if possible. Thanks! P.S. You do a great job with your website!
http://www.usangels2005.com Click on events, and mug shots to see some of the pics from our events…(especially Myrtle Beach Fall Rally).
OBITUARY
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name ofCommon Sense who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were longago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons asknowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets theworm and that life isn’t always fair.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spendmore than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids,are in charge).
His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned butoverbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment forkissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwashafter lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,only worsened his condition.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parentalconsent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform theparents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandmentsbecame contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals receivedbetter treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realizethat a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, andwas awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust,his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Ifyou still know him pass this on, if not join the majority and donothing!!!
Ray Russell
USMC Trained Mouse
Chris T.
VICTORY FOR THE VETERANS–Governor Taft signed into law AM. SUB. H.B. 406; on December 22, 2004. This law will make Veteran License Plates available for motorcycles ninety days after the signing date. This is a result of ten-plus years of ABATE of Ohio, Inc. , and other activists working within the “system”. As frustrating as it has been; victory finally belongs the riding veterans of the Buckeye State!
HOLES–A working girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter, “What’s going on?”
He says, “That’s the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos.”
She says, “Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I’d rather go to Hell.”
St. Peter says, “In Hell, you’ll be constantly raped and sodomized.”
She says, “That’s okay. I’ve already got holes for that.
Skooter
Roadshows, Inc. To Produce 10 Motorcycle Event in 2005–Reno, NV — Roadshows, Inc., of Reno, NV, producer of some of the largest motorcycle events in the nation, has expanded the number of events it will produce in 2005 to ten.
Roadshows combines great bands, thrilling entertainment, amusing bike games, incredible tours, poker runs, fabulous shopping – and the hottest bikes on the planet to ensure successful events. Roadshows motorcycle events scheduled in 2005 are:
May 16-21 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
Dates TBD Pearl River Run in Chocktaw
May 29-30 West Coast Thunder V
June 24-26 Mammoth Lakes Mean Mountain Run
July 8-10 Ride To the Rock, San Francisco.
Sept. 21-25 Street Vibrations Motorcycle Festival
Oct. 7-9 American Heat Palm Springs Motorcycle & Hot Rod Weekend
Oct. 14-16 Bridge City Bike Rally in Lake Havasu City, AZ
Oct. 28-29 Anaheim Harleyween Rally in Anaheim, CA
Download a registration form at www.road-shows.com. For more vendor, sponsor or event information or to have a registration form mailed to you, call 800-200-4557 or e-mail admin@road-shows.com.
BAD-ASS–Guess this is one of them Mid West Cowboy things……..
“These pics came from a guy in AZ. Yes, the mule killed the mountain lion.The lion had been stalking them for the better part of the morning, on theway out to a hunt. They were pretty sure it was after one of the dogs. Thecat ambushed them, and the mule pictured tossed its rider and went intoattack (defense) mode, the horses scattered and shots were fired but no onewas sure if they hit the cat or not. Unfortunately, it wasn’t until itwas almost over that one of the guys started snapping pics.
The mulefinally stomped the cougar to death after biting and throwing it aroundlike a rag doll. The dogs wouldn’t even come close until the mule settleddown.
Note the dog audience…. Gives new meaning to the term “BAD ASS”
Chris E.
Continued On Page 2
January 13, 2005 Part 4
By Bandit |
Continued From Page 3
Just Choppers– is an online auction website that?s made to save bikers and dealers money when trying to sell an item. It’s a place where you can buy and sell Harleys, custom bikes, street bikes, four wheelers, parts, clothing, tools, and accessories.
You can pay 35.00 to 50.00 just to list a bike with other companies and it still may not sell. http://www.justchoppers.com is a website that anyone can afford. At Just Choppers you can post items with pictures for free as many times as you want and you don?t pay unless it sells. You can also get great dealer discounts.
I would be honored to have my link or logo on your website.
NEW FROM BAKER DRIVETRAIN–DSSC stands for ?drop starter slam clutch? the latest offering from BAKER Drivetrain. This revolutionary design lowers the starter, which allows a lower center of gravity with a lowered oil tank and lowered seat height.
With DSSC the clutch is placed where the pulley would be on a typical LSD motorcycle and the clutch weight is closer to the center of the chassis, in turn you have a more agile better handling motorcycle. The DSSC consist of billet RSD set-up; inner & outer primary, case, top cover and shroud. All available in raw, show polished, spectacular chrome finishes.
BIKERNET STEALTH REPORT–Today is my birthday! I won’t tell you how old I am. I will just say I am old enogh and I hope a lot wiser in some ways. I guess in a lot of ways it is just another day and I am thankful for it.
Not much to report on. I picked up the new issue of Street Chopper and was impressed with the content. A big improvement! The new bike build off series has started and it is good to see new faces on the show.
The weather around here has been great! Temperatures at or above 70 degrees for the past couple of weeks. It is supposed to turn cold by the weekend but that is o.k., we are two weeks closer to spring.
There are a number of events coming up in the Charlotte area. Next weekend the Easyrider show comes to town. I will be there and try to get some pictures.
Well like I said it is my birthday and the weather is warm. Time to go for a ride! Enough said!
Until next time, RIDE!
STEATHMAN
BIKERNET LOST AND FOUND–There is a lost dog in the neighborhood that has strayed away from her owner. The dog is a dark brown Chihuahua with a white stomach. The owner is heartbroken and is willing to pay a generous reward for the dog’s safe return.
She is currently putting up posters in your area. Please be on the lookout for this little dog whose name is “LUCKY.”
A picture of the dog and owner is attached.
“First They Came for the Drunks…”–I mentioned in an earlier post (“Are Police Watching Your Home? “) that police agencies, urged on by the the President’s Commission Against Drunk Driving, have begun to assign officers to stakeout the homes of individuals on probation for DUI — sometimes for days — waiting for them to violate their probation by driving.
Aside from the obvious objections, of course, the larger concern is that if police can watch the homes of those with DUI records today, what legally is to stop them from watching your home tomorrow? Do we really want police staking out our homes, waiting for us to make a mistake?
Commenting upon this, Scott Henson has reported on his weblog the efforts of the federally-funded Center for Transportation Analysis to require cars to be equipped so they will not start without first inserting a valid driver’s license in an ignition interlock device. This is but one of many ideas proposed to deal with drunk drivers. What is of greater interest, however, is the CTA representative’s explanation of how Americans’ “historical” concerns about invasion of privacy and Big Brother can be overcome — by initially demonstrating the technology on unsympathetic targets who “have fewer privacy ‘rights’ “:
“American society historically resists excessive government intervention and Big Brother programs that threaten to invade privacy,” Hu says. “One of the biggest challenges to implementing electronic driver?s licenses will be to secure widespread public acceptance and community support.” Hu thinks that the U.S. public will be more likely to accept this technology if it is first demonstrated on high-risk drivers. “Targeting a demonstration project at drivers who might have fewer privacy ‘rights,’ such as convicted DUI offenders, might reduce public concern about invasion of privacy,” she says.”
[Note: the quotes around the word “rights” have not been added.]
As Mr. Henson paraphrased: “First they came for the drunks, but I was not a drunk so I did not speak up…..”
Posted by Los Angeles DUI lawyer Lawrence Taylor
Rogue
www.bikerrogue.com
BIKERNET PRODUCT OF THE WEEK–?eGrip? Hand Grip SetMany motorcycle riders experience hand and forearm discomfort resulting from tightly gripping the throttle over long periods of time. Using the ?eGrip?, the rider can control the throttle by pulling on the front rib of the grip and/or pushing on the rear rib. This allows the rider to open his or her fingers while still controlling throttle pressure. The shape of the ?eGrip? gives the rider?s hand a flatter top surface to rest against. This relieves Ulnar neuropathy (numbness of the fourth and fifth fingers). Sold in Pairs. ?eGrips? are a Custom Chrome exclusive.
666050 ?eGrip? Hand Grip Set???.$39.99
Dealer Locator 800-729-3332 or www.customchrome.com
HARLEY OWNERS GROUP? ANNOUNCES 2005 NATIONAL EVENTS–Avid Harley-Davidson riders look forward to Harley Owners Group (H.O.G.) events around the country every year, from local chapter events to national rallies.
NAVY ANNOUNCES WINNER OF 2005 HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLE
The Morale, Welfare and Recreation (MWR) department at the Naval Air Station North Island in Coronado, Calif., announced AME1 (AW) Richard Winders has won the 2005 Harley-Davidson Fat Boy raffle sponsored by the Motor Company.
HARLEY-DAVIDSON CONTINUES SUPPORT FOR AMERCIAN SOLDIERS
Harley-Davidson recently announced its partnership with the U.S. Army in the Partnership for Youth Success (PaYS) program to help appropriately qualified soldiers exiting the Army find possible employment opportunities at Harley-Davidson.
HARLEY-DAVIDSON AND BUELL PARTICIPATE IN THE 24th ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL MOTORCYCLE SHOWS
Harley-Davidson and Buell are participating in all 12 tour stops of the 24th Annual International Motorcycle Show.
THAT’S A WRAP–Let me tell you about the new Street Chopper with Scott Long flipping the bird. Yeah, this book has attitude, the rigid frame philosophy and new and old school tips for only Choppers. That’s the creed. But there’s one more book in this family and it’s got guts. It’s Frank Kaisler’s old Hot Rod Bikes and we’re devoting it to tech articles. This will be Wrench’s favorite mag with touring bike techs, performance techs, fabrication techs, Sportster techs and how to bikini wash your bike. Even Wrench needs a break from time to time. And Franks back with informative techs that bring the basics back to the new guys and me and my faulty memory.
I’m hoping to publish two new oil line and oil pump techs by Frank here next week. They’re classics that we will all refer to every time we build another bike. Speaking of building Lucky Devil is working on my aluminum rear fender and he built my solo seat that’s being feature in the May issue of Hot Bike as it comes together in leather tooled style.
I’ll bring you reports from behind the scenes on all three mags as we move along. If you have any questions about the magazine world, drop me a note or a Your Shot.
Let’s Ride,
–Bandit
January 13, 2005 Part 3
By Bandit |
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THUNDER IN AFRICA–The Harley-Davidson Owners Group Durban Chapter (HOG) and Harley-DavidsonDurban has been successful in achieving international recognition fromtheir peers as a result of the ‘Thunder in the Zulu Kingdom Rally’ in March2004. It is with this recognition that Harley-Davidson Europe and HOG haveexpressed a keen interest in hosting an International status Rally as apermanent annual event in Durban. The vision of creating a South AfricanDaytona, Sturgis style Bike Week in Durban has been embraced by bothnational and international Harley Chapters. This event has been sanctionedby Harley-Davidson, HOG Europe, the National South African HOG chapters, theSouth African Harley-Davidson dealerships and independent H-D bike clubs asan annual event, and agreed upon unanimously to remain on the South Africancalendar as an annual event.
The Harley-Davidson International representatives who attended the 2004Rally commented on what they stated as ?a rally event that truly met, if notexceeded international rally standards? and the location of the rally siteat Suncoast Casino & Entertainment World was said to be magnificent andawesome. They also committed to Harley-Davidson?s and HOG?s full support inmarketing the next rally overseas. Furthermore, it was at this stage that wein conjunction with the international representatives created the vision ofa South African Daytona equivalent in Durban. HD and Hog both expressed thesame desire to have an annual rally for the future that would be an exampleto the rest of the world.
Thundertown can be found at http://www.thundertown.co.za. The site is by no meanscomplete, but will be added to all the time. There also links to Durban andour country. Feel free to post stuff on the forum !
Regards and be safe !
Scoop (aka Kai Von Pannier)
Head Honcho
Scoop Dynamics
Website Rally : www.thundertown.co.za
ScoopDynamics : www.Scoopdynamics.co.za
“Get the Scoop !”
MOTORCYCLE TOURING WITH EAGLERIDER–EagleRider of Knoxville (Knoxville Tennessee) is part of a worldwidefranchise, that specializes in Harley, ATV, Jet Ski, & Dirt Bike rentals. Wealso offer self-guided and guided tours of the Smokey Mountains, Blue RidgeParkway, Cherohala Skyway, and Dragon’s Tail (318 curves in 11 miles). Wewould like to get info. about having a link on your website. We feel theservice we offer is unique and would cater to your customer base.
Our link info. is as follows:
http://www.eagleriderofknoxville.com
Thanks,
Randy and Melissa Carter
EagleRider of Knoxville
9918 Kingston Pike
Phone: 865-560-0088 toll free: 1-866-805-RIDE
Fax: 865-560-5654
Email: knoxeaglerider@comcast.net
WILD FIRE ONE-DAY BLOWOUT SALE–
This Saturday
One Day Only!
9am – 6pm
On January 15th Wild Fire will be cutting prices throughout the store.
Stop in to join us for some great savings during this One Day Only! Winter Blow Out Sale!Come in and say “Hi” to some old friends and take advantage of sales that you won’t want to miss out on.We look forward to seeing you on Saturday, January 15th from 9am – 6pm
One Day Only! New Vehicle Sale
Saturday, January 15th, 9am – 6pm
We’ll pay the sales tax when you purchasea new V-Rod
See our sales staff for availbilty and details.
*This offer is not valid with any other offer/discount.
“Double Denim Days”
Buy Two Pair of Genuine Harley-Davidson Jeans for Only $48!
That’s Only $24 Each!
If you buy two or more pairs of jeans from us we will take $10 off of each pair you buy.This special will only last as long as our jeans so come in today to take advantage of this very special offer before it’s too late!
*This offer is not valid with any other discount or sale
Free Seminar!!!
Maintenance 101
Wednesday, February 2, 2005
6:30-8:00pm
We Will be hosting a complimentary “Maintenance” seminar on Wednesday, February 2nd from 6:30-8:00pm.This seminar will cover important general maintenance checks, tips, and tricks to help keep you riding this upcoming season.Seats for this seminar are limited so please sign up now!call us at 630.834.6571 or send an email to: jamesw@wildfirehd.com.
January 2005
Month Long Leather Parts & Motorclothes Special
Blow out Limited Edition Leather Sale
This January is the month to gear up with leather for yourself…and your bike!Outfit yourself now and save big-time for the upcoming riding season!
Motorclothes: 25% off all Limited Edition Leather Jackets. Plus, if you buy a Limited Edition Vest or Chapsat the same time we’ll take 30% off of the additional piece.
Parts: 25% off all leather seats & saddlebags when installed by our service department.
*Limited Edition Leather is just what it sounds like. The Harley-Davidson Limited Edition pieces are made in small batches to ensure the highest levels of quality & craftsmanship. When you purchase a Limited Edition piece from Harley-Davidson you are not only buying a piece that is of the highest quality, you are also buying a one-of-a-kind. These pieces cannot be reordered, so buy now!Wild Fire has plenty of these Limited Edition pieces to choose from, come in before it’s too late!**This offer is not valid with any other discount or sale
A PLAN–
What’s the difference between Iraq and Vietnam?
George W. Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
Nick R.
ROAD RAGE OFFERED WITHSPACE AGE THERMAL COATING BASSANI has just announced availability of their awesome 2 into 1 BAGGER ROAD RAGE system finished in satin black THERMAL COAT. This record setting system has proven itself to be one of, if not the most efficient, system of its kind currently on the market. And, with the new Space Age THERMAL COATING it takes on a whole new personality in both looks and performance. Awesome and intimidating to the eye, THERMAL COAT is applied to both the inside and outside of the complete system and helps retain heat inside the pipe for improved efficiency and horsepower while reducing surface temperatures.
Bassani?s revolutionary BAGGER ROAD RAGE for Twin Cam machines features aggressive lines formed by 1 3/4? ? 1 7/8? stepped head pipes merging into a True Reverse Cone Megaphone fit with a fluted billet aluminum end cap. Precision fabricated from high grade 16 gauge steel, the system was developed specifically to produce increases in horsepower and an extremely flat torque curve.
Available exclusively from NORTH COUNTY CUSTOMS the BAGGER ROAD RAGE offers enthusiasts the ultimate in performance and style. This unique system with the high tech coating retails for $659.00. For complete details call 866-439-4287 or go to http://www.bassanipipes.com. Dealer inquiries invited.
HEY SKOOTER–You say you been riding since 1968, I?ve been riding longer that you! Check me out on my trike. ? Jon Towle
Paramount Starts 2005 with New Website!Reno, Nevada – With the dawn of the New Year, Paramount Custom Cycles is notonly stepping up their game with their production motorcycles and a spot onthe Easyrider Centerfold Tour, but also by dramatically changing the face oftheir company website.
http://www.paramountcycles.com has always been a very state of the art, welldesigned web page, but for 2005, PCC really took the extra steps needed tomake their mark. With the help of WolfSmith Media and Gravity HookProductions (both in Truckee, California), the new site is an ever-changing,personally interactive stop on the internet for motorcycle enthusiasts andthe general public alike.
With the use of the latest web design technology, Paramount offers theability to inspect their products with a 360? viewer, take an inside look atthe PCC facility in Reno, Nevada, listen to build tips and techniquesstraight from Aaron Greene, and search their endless archive of photos.There is also a detailed timeline describing the life and times of AaronGreene and his Paramount Custom Cycles.
With too many aspects to describe, the new PCC website is definitely worthchecking out.
See Aaron Greene on the Easyrider Centerfold Tour in 2005, check outParamount’s production motorcycles at a PCC dealer near you, visit the newsite on the web and be sure to pick a little something up.
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January 13, 2005 Part 2
By Bandit |
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How to Fix Your Bike– A blonde was trying to sell her old bike, and wasn’t having much luck because it had 250,000 miles on it. She was telling her problem to a friend at work one day, and the friend told her, “Well, there is something you could do to make the bike easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”
“I don’t care,” the blonde replied, “So long as I can sell it.”
“Okay, here’s what you do,” said the friend. “Here is the address of a friend of mine who owns a bike shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ?fix it.? Then it shouldn’t be so much of a problem to sell.”
The blonde went to the mechanic the next night and got the bike ?fixed.?
A couple weeks later, the friend asked the blonde, “So, did you sell your bike?”
“No,” the blonde replied, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
Rogue
www.bikerrogue.com
Don’t ask Tom Warner about DUI checkpoints–So you think honesty is the best policy when stopped by the police? Convince Tom Warner.
Tom Warner, 59, of Waterford, was arrested at a DUI checkpoint on Albee Road Sept. 24 at 10:38 p.m. He had been fishing with four friends that afternoon and was on his way home.
“When I came through the checkpoint, they asked me if I had had anything to drink and I said yeah, three or four beers that afternoon,” he said. “I also had returned from California with a little jet lag and one of the things they keyed on was my eyes were bloodshot.”
Warner said he tried his best to convince the police he was not impaired.
“I told them I do not drive drunk,” he said.
Breath test: 0.00
Warner took a field sobriety test (there is no quantified pass or fail, only the officer’s judgment). The officers felt Warner was impaired and arrested him. It was Warner’s first arrest for anything, according to his attorney, Robert Harrison.
About 20 minutes later, still at the scene, police asked Warner to take a breathlyzer test.
“They always wait 20 minutes or so to make sure you keep everything down before they give you the test, even at the jail,” Harrison said.
Warner took the test and the results were 0.00. That means there was no evidence of alcohol in his system. A subsequent urine test revealed the same results for drugs, (Harrison said it takes several weeks for urine test results to come back.)
Off to the House of Many Doors
Warner said he does not have a warm, fuzzy feeling about DUI checkpoints.
“Even prior to this,” he said, “I thought they were an invasion of privacy.”
He doesn’t feel any love for the the arresting officers, either.
“Once I registered zero,” he said, “I should have been released.”
Instead, Warner was hustled off to the South County Jail at the Venice police station on Ridgewood Avenue.
He was booked and later transported to the North County Jail, where he languished until 3 p.m. the next day. That’s when a judge released him on his own recognizance.
It’s about time
It took the state attorney until Dec. 8 to make a decision on whether to prosecute.
“We were set for trial when they dismissed the charges,” Harrison said.
Warner still has his job working for the county’s information and technology department.
He said the arrest was humiliating for him and his family. He said his wife is a cancer patient (in remission) and the incident added stress to her life.
“Not only that, I was supposed to report to the EOC (Emergency Operations Center) for Hurricane Jeanne,” Warner said, “but I was in jail.”
Harrison said he is now working to have the Warner’s DUI arrest expunged.
“Expungment means they have to physically destroy the records,” he said. “You can legally deny it ever happened.”
You can e-mail Tommy McIntyre at:tmcintyre@venicegondolier.com.
By Tommy McIntyre
Staff Writer
Sent by Rogue
HOW TRUE IT IS–
Another year has passed
and we’re all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
and winter seems much colder.
There was a time not long ago
when life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
about “Living in the Past”
We used to go to weddings,
football games and lunches.
Now we go to funeral homes,
and after-funeral brunches.
We used to have hangovers,
from parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches
and while the night away.
We used to go out dining,
and couldn’t get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags,
come home and take a pill.
We used to often travel
to places near and far.
Now we get sore asses
from riding in the car.
We used to go to nightclubs
and drink a little booze.
Now we stay home at night
and watch the evening news.
That, my friend is how life is,
and now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up…
before you’re too damned old!
Bob t.
Lee Parks’ Total Control Advanced Riding Clinic comes to AZ January 29.– Gilbert Arizona — If you’re an experienced motorcyclist interested in improving your riding skills but are unwilling to take on the additional risks associated with the high-speed environment of a race track, you’re not alone. Based on his new book “Total Control” National Racing Champion Lee Parks’ first “Total Control Advanced Riding Clinic” (Total Control ARC) will be held on January 29th at T.E.A.M. Arizona’s rider training center in Gilbert, AZ.
The Total Control ARC fills the gap between the MSF’s Experienced RiderCourse (ERC) and a typical track day. Cornering technique is the primary focus of the clinic and the individual skills taught include; throttle control, throttle/brake transitions, corner entry, line selection, body position and corner exit. Depending on what type of bike you ride these techniques will vary slightly but all follow the same philosophical principals. The range portion of the training takes place in a large parking lot where each of the riding exercises are individually explained, demonstrated by an instructor, and practiced by each student. Working on only one skill at a time with constant instructor feedback creates the building blocks to consistent riding improvements. Each skill is built using small two-mph increments until the desired result is achieved. Typical corning speeds never exceed 30 mph and while this may seem slow, it feels very fast while cornering around a 40-foot circle. This learning technique allows for high rider confidence and is incredibly effective due to its ability to minimize fear as much as possible. Many sportbike riders learn how to drag their knees for the first time while cruiser and touring riders learn the secrets to maximizing ground clearance. All riders come away with specific measurable improvements in their riding skills and safety with a level of control previously unattainable.
All Total Control ARC skills are taught with their direct applications for street riding. In addition to the range portion of the class a practical classroom presentation on motorcycle suspension is included. Students learn how to analyze the effectiveness of their suspension and how to set it up for maximum control and comfort.
All students must provide their own bikes and have at least one year of riding experience. Protective gear is required for all students, which include a DOT-approved helmet (full-face recommended), motorcycle jacket and pants, gloves and boots that cover the ankles. Jeans and fingerless gloves are not allowed, but Kevlar jeans will be accepted. The cost for the eight-hour Total Control ARC is $295, which includes lunch and a workbook with explanations and examples of the techniques and concepts covered in the course. A $100 deposit guarantees your spot, with the balance payable two weeks before the start of the course. For questions or to secure a spot call Lee Parks at 760-220-5045. http://www.leeparksdesign.com
BAPTIST BRA–A man walked into the Women’s Department of Macy’sin New York City.
He told the saleslady “I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size36B.”
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? “What kind of bra?”
Herepeated “A Baptist Bra” – She said to tell you that she wanted aBaptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted.”
“Ah, now I remember” said the saleslady. “We don’t get as manyrequests for them as we used to. Mostly ourcustomers lately want theCatholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or thePresbyterian type.”
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked,”So, what are thedifferences?”
The lady responded. “It is allreally quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up thefallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps themstaunch and upright.”
He mused on that information for a minute, andasked, “So, what is theBaptist type for?”
They,” she replied, “make mountains out ofmolehills.”
Bra Sizes:Have you ever wondered why and how A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H arethe lettersused to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’tfigureout what the letters stood for, it is about timeyou became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs…
{B} Barely there…
{C} Can’t Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me- I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Chris T.
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January 13, 2005 Part 1
By Bandit |
I snuck out of the office today to hang at the drying Bikernet headquarters and help with the news. The March issue of Hot Bike is on the streets. You can’t miss it. The cover is Kevin from Big Bear Choppers. That’s right, instead of just another polished motor on the cover, it’s a human being. It’s the man behind Big Bear’s exploding success story hugging his wild-ass Knucklehead.
You wouldn’t believe the heat I’m getting for changing the cover mold. There’s frothing at the mouth MBAs, consultants, computer test experts and the boss of bosses pushing me to spring back to the normal paint and chrome covers. They’ve run e-mail studies, asked consultants and threatened me.
Let me know what you think. That’s not all, someone in some distant production facility saw fit to fuck up the cover print job. Of course no one will own up to it, but I smell corporate conspiracy and promised flying baseball bats if the next one is messed with.
On the positive side there’s Bree in Hot Bike, the first girl in seven long dry years. There’s action. There’s a sharp, thorough, Fuel Injection guide and techs to back it up. There’s even how to Make a Biker Movie by agent Zebra. Check out this issue and gimme some feed back. We’ll continue to bring you all the behind the scenes action at these mags. Now, let’s get to the news then I’ll tell you about the other books.
LOOKING FOR A FRIEND–I was wondering if you know where I can contact an old friend of mine Marty Ruthman. I’m a very close friend of his and his family. I’ve known him since Hi School. My contact info is
Bob Moles
530 906 0906
mailto:rwmoles@cwnet.com
S&S RACING SPONSORSHIPS–VIOLA, WI (January 11, 2005) S&S is pleased to announce the following individual racing sponsorships during the 2005 racing season.
AHDRA Sanction:
Blake Holliday – Super Gas
Dave Ostrowski – Super Gas
David Hope – Super Sport
Allen Nusbaum – Super Sport
Wanda Poff – Super Sport
Rick Maney – Pro-Stock
Dale Raudenbush – Pro-Stock
Joe Sternotti – Street-Pro
Junior Pippin – Pro-Modified
Cliff Dwy – Pro-Modified
Shaun Reno – Pro-Modified
Phil Schmidt – Pro-Drag
Greg Byrnes – Pro-Drag
Brooke McCabe – Pro-Gas
Robert Markham – Pro-Gas
Dave Delullo – Pro-Gas
Ed Biaggi – Pro-Gas
Bill Bertoletti – Pro-Fuel
Sonny Michalowski – Top-Fuel
AMRA Sanction:
Jay Wagner – Street Eliminator
Greg Walls – Street Eliminator
Jerry Cameron – Street Eliminator
Russ Johnson – Pro Eliminator
Jim Bob Kern – Pro Eliminator
Bob Burris – Super-Gas
Dave Sollars – Super-Gas
Randal Andras – Hot Street
Russ Morgan – Hot Street
Mark Sidwell – Buell
Mike Nolan – Modified
Bryan Huffman – Pro-Modified
Rick Clutts Pro-Modified
Mike Nelson/Iron Eagle Racing Pro-Modified
Dennis Cunningham – Pro-Gas
Chris Richterburg – Pro-Fuel
“These racers are well-respected within their respective sanction and class,” said Charlie Hadayia, Manager of Dealer Development and Race Relations. “We’re pleased to provide sponsorship for these accomplished racers through the next season. Staying in touch with the racing community is critical for S&S to continue producing proven performance products,?*? continued Hadayia. “Congratulations on a successful racing season in 2004 and good luck going fast at the track in 2005.”
S&S will be the official title sponsor for three AHDRA races in 2005: Bakersfield, CA on May 13-15, Budds Creek, MD on July 15-17, and Bristol, TN on August 13-14. S&S is also sponsoring the following classes in the AHDRA during 2005: Pro Stock, Pro Gas, Super Sport, and the new S&S 124″ Challenge class.
NOTES TO EGO-BOY–I am thrilled that you are taking over the lead on the Hot Bike mag. I have refused to even look at the magazine at the newstand, unless I really want to be bored. I hope you have plans to change it! I realize my tastes are satisfied with American Iron and the Horse (Backstreet Choppers), and it would be nice to see another magazine similar. Easyriders is even boring to me since you left. I know that the magazines all have their own theme, but I am totally tired of seeing the same old bikes month after month. I guess Howard Kelly thought they were unique and different, but to me they were all just the same.
Jeff Morgan
Hey Bandit, Congrats on your new job at Hot Bike! Although we’ve never met I’ve enjoyed all your work at Bikernet, including your Road King report, since I also have a Road King.I have a couple of questions if you’ve got a minute, concerning your 95″ Big Bore. I’m assuming you still have your ‘King, if you don’t,maybe you can recall after you had the work done.
Did you feel like you gained allot (HP wise) from the Big Bore kit?
Do you think the all-day ride reliability was compromised?
Did you go with high-compression pistons?
Would you do it over again, or recommend someone else having the same work done?
I’m kind of struggling with the issue as you can tell, my ‘King is a great bike but I could sure use a little more “snap”, especiallywhen I’m riding “two up”.
If you get a chance let me know, I’d really appreciate it.If you’re ever in the Seattle area let me know, the beers are on me.
Thanks man.
Randall Ralph
I’ve never heard a complaint. Generally, the Twin Cam can handle it and you should rock. Watch the cam you run. Make sure it’s a good mid-range cam and not all top end. Also make sure you back it up with the Screamin’ Eagle air cleaners kit and performance exhaust. The wrong pipes will kill it.–Bandit
Las Vegas Winter Rally —On Sunday, February 20th 2005, Hawaiian Chopper Magazine, in association with The Las Vegas Hard Rock Cafe, Count’s Kustoms, and Vegas City Choppers, are presenting the first ever “Las Vegas Winter Rally”.
Joining us for a poker run and party at the Hard Rock Cafe, are Johnny “Chop” Vasko of “Johnny Chop Industries”, (formerly of Chica Custom Cycles), Roland Sands of “Performance Machines”, Hank Young of “Young Choppers”, and Jose De Miguel of “Caribbean Custom Cycles”.
Coming along for the ride is nationally syndicated radio talk show host, and star of the Emmy Award winning “sci-fi” series, Babylon Five, Jerry Doyle. Others are sure to come for this one-day event.
Registration for the poker run will be held at Count’s Kustoms at 2714 Highland Drive in Las Vegas, Nevada, and begins at 8:30am on 20 February.
The ride will begin at 10:30. Led by the celebrity builders, riders will enjoy a poker run in the crisp winter air. Taking off to the World renowned “Denver’s Choppers” in Henderson, then on to Vegas City Choppers in Las Vegas, (and one other stop to be named later), and finally, ending up at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Cafe, where riders will pick up their final card.
Enter the “Best Custom” contest sponsored by Count’s Kustoms and win a specially designed and built trophy by custom builder Shannon Aikau of Count’s Kustoms. There is no cost to enter, but all bikes MUST be Customs. “No off the rack bikes”. There will also be other great events to be announced along the way.
At the Hard Rock, check out nearly 40 vendors that will be showing their wares at from 12:00 to 6:00pm. Already signed up are Count’s Customs, Mitch Bergeron Customs, Vegas City Choppers,O School Choppers, Denver Choppers, Jim Nasi Customs, and others to be announced later.
Food and beverages will be available for purchase at all locations along the way, and a $10.00 ride fee will be charged with a portion of the proceeds going to a fund supporting the families of service members deployed in support of the War on Terror.
In addition to Sunday’s activities, a VIP party with the celebrity bike builders will be held at the Las Vegas Margaritaville on Friday, February 18th. Entry to this event will be limited to 150 people and a entry fee of 20.00 will get you in the door (ticket for entry to the VIP party will also get you on the ride).
Special room rates available at the St. Tropez Motel (located across from the Las Vegas Hard Rock Cafe). Just mention the rally at the Hard Rock Cafe for your special rate.
For more info call 808-780-2998 or email at alohasports@hawaii.rr.com
An American hero’s story that must be told —
By Rich Lowry
You probably don’t know Rafael Peralta’s name. If we lived in a country that more fully celebrated the heroics of its men in uniform, you would. He was a sergeant in Company A, 1st Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment for Operation Dawn, the November offensive to retake the Iraqi city of Fallujah, which had become a haven for terrorists. What he did on the day of Nov. 15 was an awe-inspiring act of selfless sacrifice and faithfulness to his fellow Marines.
The only way we can honor Sgt. Peralta’s heroism is to tell his story and remember his name. What follows is mostly drawn from the reporting of Marine combat correspondent Lance Cpl. T.J. Kaemmerer, who witnessed the events on that day.
Sgt. Peralta, 25, was a Mexican-American. He joined the Marines the day after he got his green card and earned his citizenship while in uniform. He was fiercely loyal to the ethos of the Corps. While in Kuwait, waiting to go into Iraq, he had his camouflage uniform sent out to be pressed. He constantly looked for opportunities to help his Marine brothers, which is why he ended up where he was on Nov. 15. A week into the battle for Fallujah, the Marines were still doing the deadly work of clearing the city, house by house. As a platoon scout, Peralta didn’t have to go out with the assault team that day. He volunteered to go.
According to Kaemmerer, the Marines entered a house and kicked in the doors of two rooms that proved empty. But there was another closed door to an adjoining room. It was unlocked, and Peralta, in the lead, opened it. He was immediately hit with AK-47 fire in his face and upper torso by three insurgents. He fell out of the way into one of the cleared rooms to give his fellow Marines a clear shot at the enemy. During the firefight, a yellow fragmentation grenade flew out of the room, landing near Peralta and several fellow Marines. The uninjured Marines tried to scatter out of the way, two of them trying to escape the room, but were blocked by a locked door. At that point, barely alive, Peralta grabbed the grenade and cradled it to his body.
His body took most of the blast. One Marine was seriously injured, but the rest sustained only minor shrapnel wounds. Cpl. Brannon Dyer told a reporter from the Army Times, “He saved half my fire team.”
Kaemmerer compares Peralta’s sacrifice to that of past Marine Medal of Honor winners Pfc. James LaBelle and Lance Cpl. Richard Anderson. LaBelle dove on a Japanese grenade to save two fellow Marines during the battle of Iwo Jima. Although he had just been wounded twice, Anderson rolled over an enemy grenade to save a fellow Marine during a 1969 battle in Vietnam.
Peralta’s sacrifice should be a legend in the making. But somehow heroism doesn’t get the same traction in our media environment as being a victim or villain, categories that encompass the truly famous Jessica Lynch and Lynndie England respectively. Peralta’s story has been covered in military publications, a smattering of papers including The Seattle Times and The San Diego Union-Tribune, ABC News and some military blogs. But The Washington Post and The New York Times only mentioned Peralta’s name in their lists of the dead.
Scandalously, the “heroism” of Spc. Thomas Wilson ? the national guardsman who asked a tough question of Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld that had been planted with him by a reporter ? has been more celebrated in the press than that of Peralta.
Kaemmerer recounts how later on the night of Nov. 15, a friend approached him and said: “You’re still here; don’t forget that. Tell your kids, your grandkids, what Sgt. Peralta did for you and the other Marines today.” Don’t forget. Good advice for all of us.
From Duc Drake
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January 6, 2005 Part 3
By Bandit |
Continued From Page 2
American Justice–Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into hisshoe and tried to light it?
Did you know his trial is over?
Did you know he was sentenced?
Did you see/hear any of the judge’s comments on TV/Radio?
Didn’t think so.
Everyone should hear what the judge had to say.
Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court.
Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything osay.
His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reidalso admitted his “allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and to thereligion of Allah,” defiantly stated “I think I ought not apologize for myactions,” and told the court “I am at war with your country.”
Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below, a stingingcondemnation of Reid in particular and terrorists in general:
January 30, 2003, United States vs. Reid. Judge Young: Mr. Richard C. Reid,hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you. On counts 1, 5 and 6the Court sentences you to life in prison in the custody of the UnitedStates Attorney General. On counts 2, 3, 4 and 7, the Court sentences youTo 20 years in prison on each count, the sentence on each count to runconsecutive with the other.
That’s 80 years. On count 8 the Court sentences you to the mandatory 30years consecutive to the 80 years just imposed. The Court imposes upon youeach of the eight counts a fine of $250,000 for the aggregate fine of $2million. The Court accepts the government’s recommendation with respect torestitution and orders restitution in the amount of $298.17 to AndreBousquet and $5,784 to American Airlines. The Court imposes upon you the$800 special assessment.
The Court imposes upon you five years supervised release simply because thelaw requires it. But the life sentences are real life sentences so I needgo no further. This is the sentence that is provided for by our statutes.Itis a fair and just sentence. It is a righteous sentence. Let me explainthis to you. We are not afraid of you or any of your terroristcoconspirators,Mr. Reid. We are Americans. We have been through the firebefore. There I all too much war talk here and I say that to everyone withthe utmost respect. Here in this court, where we deal with individuals asindividuals and care for individuals as individuals. As human beings, wereach out for justice.You are not an enemy combatant. You are a terrorist. You are not a soldierin any war You are a terrorist. To give you that reference, to call you asoldier, gives you far too much stature. Whether it is the officers ofgovernment who do it or your attorney who does it, or that happens to beyour view, you are a terrorist…And we do not negotiate with terrorists.
We do not treat with terrorists. We do not sign documents with terrorists.We hunt them down one by one and bring them to justice.
So war talk is way out of line in this court. You are a big fellow. But youare not that big. You’re no warrior. I know warriors. You are a terrorist.
A species of criminal guilty of multiple attempted murders. In a very realsense, State Trooper Santiago had it right when you first were taken offthat plane and into custody and you wondered where the press and where theTV crews were and he said you’re no big deal.
You’re no big deal.
What your counsel, what your able counsel and what the equally able UnitedStates attorneys have grappled with and what I have as honestly as I knowhow tried to grapple with, is why you did something so horrific. What wasit that led you here to this courtroom today?
I have listened respectfully to what you have to say. And I ask you tosearch your heart and ask yourself what sort of unfathomable hate led youto do what you are guilty and admit you are guilty of doing. And I have ananswer for you. It may not satisfy you, but as I search this entire record,it comes as close to understanding as I know.
It seems to me you hate the one thing that is most precious. You hate ourfreedom. Our individual freedom. Our individual freedom to live as wechoose, to come and go as we choose, to believe or not believe as weindividually choose. Here, in this society, the very winds carry freedom.They carry it everywhere from sea to shining sea. It is because we prizeindividual freedom so much that you are here in this beautiful courtroom.
So that everyone can see, truly see, that justice is administered fairly,individually, and discretely. It is for freedom’s sake that your lawyersare striving so vigorously on your behalf and have filed appeals, will go onin their representation of you before other judges.
We are about it. Because we all know that the way we treat you, Mr. Reid, isthe measure of our own liberties. Make no mistake though. It is yet truethat we will bare any burden; pay any price, to preserve our freedoms. Lookaround this courtroom. Mark it well, the world is not going to long rememberwhat you or I say here. Day after tomorrow, it will be forgotten, but this,however, will long endure. Here in this courtroom and courtrooms all acrossAmerica, the American people will gather to see that justice, individualjustice, justice, not war, individual justice is in fact being done. Thevery President of the United States through his officers will have to comeinto courtrooms and lay out evidence on which specific matters can bejudged and juries of citizens will gather to sit and judge that evidencedemocratically, to mold and shape and refine our sense of justice.
See that flag, Mr Reid? That’s the flag of the United States of America.That flag will fly there long after this is all forgotten. That flag standsfor freedom. You know it always will.
Mr. Custody Officer. Stand him down.
So, how much of this Judge’s comments did we hear on our TV sets? We needmore judges like Judge Young, but that’s another subject. Pass this around.Everyone should and needs to hear what this fine judge had to say. Powerfulwords that strike home.
Ray Russell
HA HA…let’s see the little punk sell insurance now!!
Bob T.
DOCTOR, DOCTOR–A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by hispatients (predominately male) while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gonebefore!”
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5. “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”
6. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
7. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..”
8. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
10. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
11. “You used to be an IRS Investigator, didn’t you?”
12. “God, Now I know why I am not gay.”
And the best one of them all…
13. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not upthere
BIKERNET STEALTH REPORT–The weather has been great around here for the past week. Temps near 70 degrees! We rode with about 10 of our friends on New Year’s day. I hope everyone had a great Christmas and a great New Year’s. With that being said let’s get down to business. I haven’t had a good rant about anything in awhile and I feel I am well over due. There are a few things I would like to get off my chest, so here goes!
First off has anyone other than me noticed that at H-D dealerships that they prefer to call their customers “Enthusiast” now instead of “Bikers?” What is up with that? I guess the “Enthusiast” were the ones who kept them in business in the 80’s? I guess the bikers go to the independent shops now. I don’t know about you but I will still be a biker when all the Enthusiast have disappeared!
The next thing is, I was reading in the “Horse” magazine about the CEO at H-D sending a letter out to all dealers telling them not sell aftermarket exhaust. When I was at the dealership I saw this lame attempt to fool everyone. The CEO says that “Loud pipes are ruining our sport.” Is he saying that H-D owns what he calls THE SPORT? For me I never thought of what we did, riding and being bikers as a sport. It always went much deeper than that it was part of who I was, a part of my soul, not a SPORT! How about you do you think of it as a SPORT?
The real reason for the letter is because aftermarket exhaust makers like Samson and Vance & Hines are kicking their ass at about 4 to 1 selling quality exhaust systems. If I remember right I think Vance & Hines makes one of the Sreamin Eagle exhaust systems and H-D puts their name on it. So I guess it is o.k. to buy that one and you won’t ruin the SPORT! As usaual this wasn’t about anyone ruining anything. It was about the $$$$$ being made! It is beyond me how a company that has made millions off of the “outlaw biker image, now says that loud pipes are ruining the sport.
They have tried to duplicate that “outlaw” style with the bikes they come out with and their accessories such as the custom painted sheet metals kits you can buy. Where do you think they come up with ideas for those paint schemes. Maybe at places like Daytona and Stugis?
Now that I finished ranting I feel a little better. Oh by the way one Christmas present I got was the new Dave Mann collection fron Easyriders. “MEANEST” gave it to me and it is great!
Well enough for now. The sun is shining and it is 70 degrees. Time to go out to the garage and get my jockey shift rigid out and go for a ride!
Until next time, Crack those pipes!
STEALTHMAN
WANT AD PROBLEM–I tried to put up a wanted ad, but it dont look like it worked…
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Mike Heinen
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mhein68@earthlink.net
BEAR ON THE ROOF–A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Bear Removers.” He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
“What are you going to do,” the homeowner asks?
“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
“What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.
“If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.”
BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–Well, I guess it ain’t over yet. You might not know, but in Puerto Rico we still celebrate an old tradition called the “Tres Reyes Magos” or 3 wise men. It?s very similar to the Santa gig, the 3 wise men bring toys to kids, so yes many of Latin American countries have double toys. So you guessed it, it will be the third weekend that becomes a long holiday. So we go back to Rincon and more surf.
So hows the New year ? Great so far, I spent it surfing. My family has good health and that is all that counts. It was very cool to get away from everything and just surf for a couple days, waves are good, winter is here, and I don’t own a “metric” all is cool.
Actually, I have been wondering how this New year will treat everyone; the schedules are already getting filled, the events rolling down and work is starting to pick up (after this week end) so the R&R will be over. Back to the hustle and bustle of reality.
While all is merry, I want to stop for a second, since I know this is a world wide web site, I want to send my regards and sorrow to all of you who are affected by natures mishap in Asia. No matter who they are, how far, what color or what religion it’s a tragedy for us as humans. Be God with them.I guess no matter how bad things get, they don’t seem to be as bad, be glad.
Speaking of surfing again, I noticed that a couple of the surf publications are owned by Primedia, I guess it would be cool to try get crossover stories on the magazines since a lot of the builders do surf…..
Anyway, the custom of the 3 wise men is that the kids need to get grass for the camels, although some people leave toys to get grass, I’m loading my whole Dually chock full of hay to see if I get a spankin’ new blinging Benz…..
Anyway, I’ll get back to the news in full force next week….Rincon here we go…..
Jose ? Bikernet Caribbean Reporter
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HARLEY-DAVIDSON ANNOUNCES, ?OPERATION EXTEND THE RIDE?–
Harley-Davidson and Buell Extend Warranty Coverage for Deployed Military Personnel in Middle East
MILWAUKEE, WI (January 3, 2005) ? Harley-Davidson Motor Company and Buell Motorcycle Company recently announced the implementation of “Operation Extend the Ride,” a plan to extend warranty coverage to military personnel deployed in support of operations in Afghanistan and Iraq.
“Men and women from around the world have made great personal sacrifices to serve their countries during military efforts in the Middle East,” said Steve Phillips, Vice President of Quality, Reliability and Technical Service. “Harley-Davidson and Buell want to recognize these military personnel by extending the warranty on Harley-Davidson and Buell motorcycles owned by those who have served and been unable to ride while they were on duty.”
The program will apply to owners of Harley-Davidson and Buell motorcycles who are coalition military personnel from any country deployed to an area controlled by CENTCOM, or deployed in support of coalition operations in the Middle East from November 1, 2001 and on. If their motorcycle is under warranty, Harley-Davidson and Buell will provide an extension of the factory warranty for the number of days they were deployed to account for the balance of the remaining warranty period. If the warranty on any of their Harley-Davidson or Buell motorcycles expired while they were deployed in the designated areas, Harley-Davidson will offer additional warranty coverage for a period of time equal to the length of their deployment, but not to exceed the original factory warranty period.
Harley-Davidson and Buell owners who believe they are eligible for Operation Extend the Ride should see their local dealer upon return from deployment. Service men and women will need to provide the dealer with a copy of their orders or a signed statement from their Commanding Officer that specifies the period of time for which they were involved in active duty.
Harley-Davidson, Inc. is the parent company for the group of companies doing business as Harley-Davidson Motor Company, Buell Motorcycle Company and Harley-Davidson Financial Services. Harley-Davidson Motor Company produces heavyweight street, custom and touring motorcycles and offers a complete line of motorcycle parts, accessories, apparel and general merchandise. Buell Motorcycle Company produces sport motorcycles in addition to motorcycle parts, accessories and apparel. Harley-Davidson Financial Services, Inc. provides wholesale and retail financing and insurance programs to Harley-Davidson/Buell dealers and customers.
BREE ON STEEDS POSTER–Bandit,I sent a big tube of posters to you today, UPS, to the Wilmington compoundaddress. You should see them on Thursday.The one in the middle of the batch is signed for you and Nyla. The rest arefor you to distribute as you see fit.
Thanks again for spreading the word. We’ll see you soon up in Cincy. Idon’t even have a jacket for -15…do you?
John
Time to wrap up and head to Pedro for the tail-end of First Thursday.
As Jose mentioned earlier, our condolences go out to anyone who?s suffered from the horrific Tsunami in Asia. It really makes me stop and appreciate all that I have, my loved ones. Time is so precious; moments should not be wasted on hate and superficial acts of carelessness or greed. Don?t waste any more time, let the ones closest to you know how important they are. Hug and kiss them while you can.
Layla
January 6, 2005 Part 2
By Bandit |
Continued From Page 1
EYECANDY CUSTOMS ? TAILIGHTS–Bandit,You featured one of our bikes a few weeks ago on your site. It was theEyecandy Custom Cycles Black/Blue chopper. Check out our taillights. We currently have the model A and Caddy ones available(the caddy picture attached is an unfinished unit). I have had some greatresponses from people looking at your site.
Thanks Vincent
vince@eyecandycustomcycles.com
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A MESSAGE FROM BULLITT–Sin and all non-harley bikers – Hey lady, it was nice of you to say that Bikernet is an equal oppotunity motorcycle site.Especially when ya got wankers like Jose calling anyone who don’t own a Harley a fucking wannabe.That’s certainly the way to encourage more readers and promote your site to a wider audience.
Keep up the good work Jose.
Whenever I come across guys like this I am constantly reminded of why I DON’T own a fucking Hog.
I always have a good laugh at the Harley guys who go around telling all and sundry that they are “individuals”.Like yeah, sure. Taken a good look at yourselves lately?Black rebel boots, black jeans, black t-shirts, black jackets, black gloves, black open face helmets, black attitudes to riders on other brands of bikes.
You’re just a bunch of clones. Do they manufacture you at a factory somewhere?
Individuals my ass!
Get a life for fucks sake.
On a lighter note. I am just off to Sri Lanka as part of an Emergency Disaster Response Team. Thanks to everyone, Aussie and American and UK who has made a donation or helped out in some way.If you want to see what the Tsunami really did in terms of damage check out the site below;http://www.waveofdestruction.org
Now there’s reports of pedophiles kidnapping young children. We’re really hoping to come across some of these fuckers, it’s chaos over there, a few more bodies won’t attract much attention.
Oh yeah, Jaqhama’s my Bro. He is a REAL biker. He’s ridden more bikes, in more countries, for more miles, than anyone I know. You guys (and gals) should tell him to stop writing his fictional stories and put down some of his real life riding tales. He’s had some adventures!
Got a plane to catch people.
Ride on.
V-Max’s rule.
Laterz
Bullitt.
Bullitt, everyone has there own opinion and I appreciated those of you that take to time and have the nerve to tell us yours. That is what makes Bikernet so unique, you readers and writers. I do think we?re an equal opportunity site, anyone can submit whatever they want and as long as it?s not racial, or in really, really poor taste, We?ll run it. We?ve featured more than just Harley?s here, but basically H-D?s are what we?re all about, and motorcycle riders. I had a thought today, that maybe guys who ride H-D?s should be called bikers, cause they like that, and all other bike riders should be called riders? Just a dopey thought?
As for Jaqhma, he?s the best! I would love to read some real-life stories from him, but in addition to his fiction, not in place of. I enjoy it too much too.
Sin
TSUNAMI SURVIVOR ? LETTER TO A FRIEND OF A FRIEND–So now that we are heading out to sea we feel safe. The scope of what has happened is not even beginning to hit me yet and now I know it will be weeks before it does. To this day I am still unsure if at the time I knew what was truly going on. So we head back to Phuket. Longtails are everywhere, these are local wood boats used for everything. All the drivers are wearing life preservers. The Thais are all really freaking out. I would say that the ocean sucked out and came in over 30 times that day. Not as big as the first three times.
I am now off Chalong Bay and waves are actually coming back out to sea. Some are almost 6 feet high and breaking for hundreds of yards. We start heading north up the west coast to Patong. We are amazed at all the debris floating in the water. Thousands of chaise lounges, chairs, coolers filled with ice and sodas. Ladies purses with cell phones and wallets. Capsized boats, manikins from the clothes shops, refrigerators. The list goes on and on.
Now as we head into Patong Bay we can see the damage to the beach road. The trees are clear the first 30 feet. No leaves or bushes on the shore. Boats are in the trees, in buildings, its so scary. Not one to sit back and relax at a time like this, Jeff and I set the anchor and go into the beach for a closer look. On the way we notice another surf charter boat Freedom, is dragging anchor. We board the boat start her up and move her farther offshore. Then off to another boat for the same reason. As we near the beach it starts to suck again and we get nervous and head back to the wombat. Went to sleep early must be the stress that makes me feel so tired. In the morning we all get up early to go ashore. This will haunt me for the rest of my life. I saw cars and trucks in locations they don?t belong, In swimming pools in the sides of buildings. Dead bodies being loaded into trucks. People walking around dazed. I can?t explain in words what I saw.
Thai ladies in front of the jewelry store digging in the sand for treasure. They had found giant diamond and ruby rings and they where trading with one another based on the size of there fingers rather the value. Amazing! I saw cars that had been stacked on one another 3 high. I was stunned.
Next day I get to the internet. 63 messages from concerned friends and family. The next day 48 and so on. During these two days I get a hold of everyone sending e-mails and watching the news. I can not believe I am alive. How close I came to cheating death. I get an e-mail from Eric, Rob Greens cousin telling me he knows of two people missing from Koh lak. I go straight to all the local hospitals. I get there names registered on the missing persons website. At one hospital I meet a man looking for the same couple. Off to the city Hall. Bodies are being flown in on helicopters and being kept at the city hall till they are identified. Its like a war zone. Consulates are trying to help family members find there families. Billboards with fotos of the missing next to billboards of the dead. The fotos of the dead are so graphic. The faces had the fear of death on them. Eyes popping out of their sockets in sheer terror. It was herd to tell their race from the head trauma. Arms torn off legs missing. Lots had no clothes on as they were sleeping when the wave hit.
In the city hall building computers were set up. I log on to get more info, next to me sits a young couple from Seattle. We start sharing stories. They were staying at the same resort as the people I am looking for. They show me fotos of the resort. I am in shock. They stayed on the second floor. The husband had grabbed his wife and took her up the stairwell and onto the roof. On the roof with them were only ten other survivors. They were the only Americans to make it out alive. I immediately lost hope. I spoke to the American consulate and he had been to Koh Lak the day before. He asked me the names then told me they were not on his list of survivors. Then he said to tell the friends and family to prepare them for the news.
It?s hard to explain how I knew after seeing all that I had seen no one could make it out of this alive. This was the hardest day for me. All the pictures of the dead will forever be in my head. Those poor children playing on the beach one minute, the next gone. More to come. Leo
–From Chris T.
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Bruce, 49, got dealt a bad hand with a nasty Cancer diagnosis this past November, he was given six months…His Flatheads, Super Glide and FLH wait patiently for a progress report from theTampa Bay doctors. He is a brother hailing from Clifton, New Jersey twenty five years ago.His wife Linda needs your prayers. They live in Ft. Pierce, Florida.
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Ray Russell
THE PREISTS–Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined tomake this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identifythemas clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store andboughtsome really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, and sunglasses.
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their “tourist”garb.They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, andthescenery when a “drop dead gorgeous” topless blonde in a thong bikini camewalking straight towards them. They couldn’t help but stare.
As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, “Good morning, Father.Goodmorning, Father,” nodded and addressed each of them, then moved on.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?The next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageousoutfits. These were so loud you could HEAR them before you even sawthem.
Once again, the two priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in theirchairs, to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous toplessblonde, wearing a string bikini, taking her sweet time, came walkingtowardthem.
Again, she nodded at each of them, said “Good morning, Father,”andstarted to walk away.
One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, “Just a minute,young lady…”
“Yes?” she replied.
“We ARE priests, and proud of it, but I have to know . How in the worlddid you KNOW we are priests, dressed as we are?”
“Father,” she replied, “it’s me, Sister Mary Francis.”
Chris T.
CYCLE EXPO 2005March 18-20Richmond, Va @ The ShowplaceThe Mid-Atlantic’s hottest bike show featuring The Agony & Ecstasy tattoo Convention. Balls to the wall motorcycle mayhem. Hardcore customs, bone stock and classic vintage motorcycles of all make and models compete in over 30 classes for the coveted Excalibur Sword Trophies. $1,000.00 for Best in Show
Live in person direct from The Discovery Channel-
Star of the new hit series Southern Steel; Randy Simpson & Milwaukee Iron
Indian Larry Legacy w/ Paul Cox & Keino
Chopper Madman Suicide Jack www.suicidejack.cc
With special guest- Monster Garage MC and host of Monster Nation- THE BIG SCHWAG!
NOBODY has more variety, unique and bizarre merchandise from the BEST vendors in the industry. Over 100 Leather, jewelry, motor clothes, memorabilia, parts, accessories, patches, trailers, t-shirts and everything else under the sun. If it’s not here you don’t need it! Let’s not forget the dealers and manufacturers in attendance Cycle Expo 2005 has them all! .
Babes? Beauties? Bombshells? FORGET ABOUT IT!!! We got the hottest honeys in the world live and in the flesh for your viewing pleasure pictures, autographs and more!?!?!
Over the years we have showcased the wildest women anywhere like Penthouse Pet and Adult film stars Melissa Wolf, Dana Leigh, Amber Waves, Bodacious Babbette. WWF Bombshell Sable, The Purrfect Angels and much, much more
The Agony & Ecstasy Tattoo Convention at the Cycle Expo has been the backdrop for some awesome art and amazing artists. 25 tattoo booths with 50 feature artists blazing away all weekend long will give every tattoo fan a chance at something new. Find that piece you’ve been looking for or have an original created just for you! The Agony & Ecstasy awaits you.
Red Hot & Smokin’ Bikini Contest $500.00 in cash and prizes. Ladies bring your thongs and show whatcha got. Jell-O Wrestling- what more can we say? Topless Mechanical Bull Riding and strip poker -we have done it all, and Excalibur Productions will always strive to bring you more. We don’t push the envelope we tear it to shreds.
Entertainment is never lacking at the Expo either, over the years Excalibur Productions has set the standard for outrageous entertainment and motorcycle mayhem, with Indian Larry?s Coney Island Sideshow, The Bayonet Brothers, J.J. Steels Faces of Death Stuntshow, WWE Superstars and Discovery Channel Chopper Legends.
This is not a weekend for the faint of heart or weak-kneed ninnies who just want a spin around the block. Excalibur Productions pulls out all the stops to make this a bike show to remember. Don’t worry, security is great and everyone goes home happy. Some content (brief nudity, adult language) may be unsuitable for children so use your best judgment if you plan to visit. Everyone is always very cordial and accommodating so saddle up and putt on in for?The Greatest Show on Wheels. Cycle Expo 2005
Sponsored by- Velocity Vintage Motorcycles, Richmond Harley-Davidson, Milwaukee Iron, Carolina Custom Products, Grumpy?s Customs, High Rollers Seats, MAC Tools Chix Custom Cycles, , Brians Kustom Paint, Metzeler Tyres, Suicide Jack Choppers
Admission $15.00 Kids 12 & under free with adult. For more info call
Excalibur Productions at 804-501-0006
Website: http://www.excalevents.com
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