It is only the prescient premonitions of Sheriff Patrick Withrow, fabled and mighty guardian of the public peace in the Ca. County of San Joaquin and his promise of rapid deployment of an army of warriors, no doubt summoned up from the very earth, bursting through the surface, fully grown and fully armored, like Myrmidons, should he sense or detect or hear about or get wind of or read a text concerning or perhaps by telepathy acquire even the hint of an instigating of the menacing, city-destroying behavior that clubbed-up bikers are relentlessly determined to manifest……that saved America from an overthrow of our sacred democracy that threatened to be even more catastrophic than the armed and torch-hurling attack by insurgent terrorists on Jan 6th when the Capitol Building in Washington DC was destroyed.

San Joaquin County, and in fact all of the world, can now, the crisis averted, pay homage and respect and perhaps small pastry desserts and maybe bits of shiny tinfoil to the Chesty Puller of our time: Sheriff Gwyneth Paltrow. Correction. Sheriff Patrick Withrow.

I confuse the two because they are almost identical icons of meaningfulness and accomplishment: I see them as one unified entity of insight and perspicacity-unrelenting in the pursuit of greatness.




The Hells Angels, determined destroyers of Nations and notorious eradicators of cities and intruding marauders into communities of peace and calm and turning all into pyres of heavens-scorching infernos wherein all perish…. clearly thought they could do to Stockton what they did to Poland and 90% of Europe in WW2. They did not count on the resolve of Field Marshall Sheriff Patrick Withrow.

It did not matter to the ever-resourceful Withrow that the Hells Angels had bolstered their heinous numbers with allies-in-mayhem from dozens of other nefarious warlord biker tribes, this bringing the estimated number of miscreants prepared to overrun the land to 8,000 plus.




Withrow laughed at this. It could have been 80,000 and this gifted warrior from On High would have greeted them with one foot atop a felled rum barrel, his fists against his hips and a hearty “Ha-HAAAAA!” booming from his countenance; the message in this lusty ha-haaa being, clearly, “Bring your scurvy slime essences into my domain and it is there that you shall learn defeat, O squalid ones.”

Needless to say, there was no trouble. The bikers, mindful of the consequences of defeat in an all-out strategic battle with the author of the fearless warnings and even goading dares of the Mighty Withrow juggernaut of power, they stayed within their emotional dens of miserable pack-mentality, terrified of an encounter with the unrelenting resolve of Withrow The Merciless, whose fame and praises are already sung in books and articles regarding the event and in some church hymnals.



Today the citizens of Stockton and San Joaquin County and the State of California and all of America owe to Sheriff Patrick Withrow….their very lives. Will Sheriff Withrow go to the Ukraine to confront the warring parties there and demand they cease hostilities lest he take measures to cease their hostilities FOR them? The world awaits. No less an international phenom than Joe Biden has said regarding the Withrow Doctrine regarding the Ukraine as it is now called, “So fraught with alumni when I was a boy in the Ukrainian schoolhouse of departure. I could not retreat into the forest of the domain. For that was my hairy leg.”

What is the response of Sheriff Patrick Withrow to this outpouring of gratitude for his caring and protection and selfless devotion to the preservation of our sacred democracy that is forever in danger from renegade devotees of the rampant and unfettered and unrestricted “Do whatever you like” irresponsible attitude and mantra of the sex and violence crazed mockers of law and order? You ask?



His response is a smile of calm and assuredness that the gentle citizenry, not just of San Joaquin County, but of all the earth can sleep in quietude and safety because He Who Loves And Cares For Us All, Sheriff Patrick Withrow, watches over us, and like an extra two or three surgical masks, keeps us safe. God bless you Sheriff Withrow.

We are forever rejoiceful at your selfless sacrifices on our behalf. The Hells Angels, the Mongols, the Bandidos, the Pagans, the Sons of Silence, and, yes, the Mothers of Invention, all have been, at least for now, corralled and penned into cages of fear and despair at the thwarting of their crazed need to empty into the streets with the hooligan lifestyles of swung chains and hurled beer bottles: for alcohol makes them lose control. As Sheriff Paltrow duly suggested in his forewarning press conference regarding the mongrel mountebanks who sought to destroy us with their beer and their lust and their words on the backs of their clothing.



These highway ruffians will always remember their day of shame when Sheriff Withrow closed-down their diabolical plans to ruin our beautifully running State of California that Gavin Newsom has orchestrated into a symphony of symmetry and sophistication. Never again will this horde of
filth and foulness be a threat to the borders and boundary lines of the Withrow Protectorate.

They came; they saw; they fled. And all returned to calm without a shot being fired and without a blow being thrown and without an arrest being made. Because bikers learned at long last the meaning of FEAR. Because of Sheriff Patrick Paltrow….Master of intelligence over feral interlopers. Like Cesar Milan with chihuahuas, he showed the pack animals of America who the real pack leader is. And that is the County Sheriff of San Joaquin County Place Area Location Spot Map Section Terrain no one ever heard of. Now known worldwide as the one place where trouble thinks twice about even contemplating the trouble that trouble first thought of the first time before it thought twice about it: Withrow County!



–J.J. Solari, Hackmeister General and lover of all things law enforcement.

https://www.motorcycleprofilingproject.com/law-enforcement/san-joaquin-sheriff-attacks-hells-angels-icon-sonny-bargers-memorial-service/?fbclid=IwAR0t4br7QSjx7wjtwJMFjq0-0Hb3ZyASEdCHg-Jn3JNsZ-QLfib3gBaquws


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rMMCtow_jQ

from https://www.ormondbeachobserver.com

The Rossmeyer family has sold Bruce Rossmeyer’s Daytona Harley-Davidson and Destination Daytona at 1635 N. U.S. 1 after being in business for 28 years, to Teddy Morse of the Ed Morse Automotive Group, a press release announced on Thursday, Nov. 17.

“Our kids continued Bruce’s dream after his death and I am very proud of them,” principal owner Sandy Rossmeyer said. “I am also extremely pleased that we are selling to a buyer who knew Bruce and that Mr. Morse is thrilled to carry on the Daytona Harley-Davidson legacy. The time to sell is when you are on top, and my children and our loyal team of associates have certainly kept us there and will work hard to help Teddy build his own Harley-Davidson legacy.”

The dealership will operate under the name Teddy Morse’s Daytona Harley-Davidson. Destination Daytona will continue to operate with its existing tenants, the Clarion Inn Ormond Beach, the 35-000 square-foot Rock N’ Roll event pavilion, and the Saints and Sinners Pub. According to a press release by the Ed Morse Automotive Group, the dealership will soon begin selling LiveWire, an electric American motorcycle brand.

The Ed Morse Automotive Group, which has been family-owned for over 75 years and is headquartered in Delray Beach, currently owns 36 dealerships, 70 automotive franchises, 40 locations and 18 automotive and motorcycle brands. The New Smyrna Harley-Davidson dealership will be closing permanently on Nov. 30.

The purchase also includes the Main Street retail store at 510 Main St. Bridge, and will be called the Teddy Morse’s Daytona Harley-Davidson Main St.

“After our purchase of three Harley-Davidson dealerships and a retail store in Texas recently, we had the opportunity to make this deal in Ormond Beach and it was too exciting to pass up,” said Teddy Morse, chairman and CEO of Ed Morse Automotive Group. “We loved the fact that this amazing entertainment campus is in our home state and that the Rossmeyer family wanted it to go to another family-owned business. We look forward to enhancing and expanding this incredible property.”

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Every once in a while, I begin to wonder if Bikernet is taking the wrong direction. Maybe we should support the Green New Deal like most of the media does. Hell, they don’t even have the balls to ask questions. Isn’t that what Journalists are supposed to do? Then remarkably, I will stumble along something that inspires my resolve again. Check below from an Australian Senator.

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AUSTRALIAN WAKE-UP CALL–
Senator Malcolm Roberts Challenges the Aussie Government to Prove CO2 is a Problem

Essay by Eric Worrall

An inside view into what it is like being a climate skeptic politician who is determined to get answers out of both his colleagues and government scientists.

… Our earth’s climate has been changing for 4.5 billion years. Historical, empirical, scientific evidence shows there is nothing unusual or unprecedented about our current temperatures or weather events.

Climate science has been hijacked. Special interest groups pushing ideological societal change, rent- seekers wanting to profit from taxpayer subsidies and politicians looking for easy new ways to tax citizens, are hijacking our nation’s governance and sovereignty. Alarmingly, once highly regarded agencies such as the CSIRO and BOM, have allowed themselves to become a part of the climate change industry and have failed to provide government with robust, competent science advice upon which to base policy.

There is no logical, scientific point with empirical evidence linking carbon dioxide from human activity as the cause of climate variability. No entity or person has ever proven that the ongoing natural climate variability is not entirely natural.

This lack of vigorously tested evidence has allowed governments to create policy that is permanently damaging our once cheap and reliable electricity system. Our manufacturing industries are disappearing overseas, families are struggling to pay their exorbitant power bills, farmers are under pressure and our once reliable electricity system is on its knees, due to government regulations forcing intermittent wind and solar into the electricity grid.

Even our children are not safe from this alarmism, with eco-anxiety finding its way into the innocent world of our children.

Nor is the environment safe, due to the lack of recycling of many solar, wind and battery components with relatively short working lives, and due to other inherently damaging aspects of solar and wind.

I implore you to apply the utmost of analytical and sceptical scrutiny to the claims underpinning climate and related energy policy. The effects of climate policy are historic, and Australia has never before faced such a fundamental and arguably monumental change to our way of life and lifestyle.

Your extra scrutiny on the claims underpinning climate and related energy policy could be the difference between millions of Australians suffering if the proposed legislation is passed or alternatively, having a more prosperous nation if existing climate and related energy legislation is rescinded. …

Read more: Submission by Senator Malcolm Roberts to Australian Senate Standing Committee on Environment and Communications

Senator Roberts’ document was submitted in August, but a link to the submission has just become available to me.

The document is well worth a read if you are interested in a very complete dive into what is wrong with modern climate science and climate politics, from the perspective of a politician who is pushing for clarity. Senator Roberts has captured a wide range of issues, including some obscure issues which are not widely known.

Although the focus of the document is Australia, much of the document is applicable to everyone – climate alarmists worldwide all tend to use the same scientific talking points to push their case.

For example, Senator Roberts caught the curious issue of the Marcott 2013 et al paper, which is used by alarmists to push the idea that the current temperature rise is unprecedented. But Marcott’s paper differs from his PHD thesis. The difference? Marcott grafted a hockey stick onto his published paper.

One of the most intriguing elements of Senator Roberts’ analysis is his interaction with Australia’s premier government science body. The CSIRO, in my opinion may be leaving themselves a large escape hatch for when today’s political climate hysteria collapses.

According to Senator Roberts, “… CSIRO admitted that it has never stated that carbon dioxide from human activity poses a danger. Instead, statements of danger came from politicians …”.

One day historians will look back on today’s climate hysteria. They will struggle to understand how politicians and voters ever mistook such a flimsy house of cards as a solid edifice of evidence and sound policy – especially with politicians like Senator Roberts sounding the alarm.

Update (EW): Re the Marcott 2013 et al paper, Marcott himself dissed his own hockey stick addition. He admitted the “… 20th century portion of our paleotemperature stack is not statistically robust, cannot be considered representative of global temperature changes, and therefore is not the basis of any of our conclusions. …”. His words.

—Wattupwiththat.com

“You do know that not one motorcycle rights organization or automotive aftermarket association in the States will question the greens. It’s either that or they are bullied to follow this path.”—Bandit

ALERT FROM THE MOTORCYCLE RIDERS ASSOCIATION–There’s more than one way to have your voice heard!

Last Tuesday was election day, but our voices should be heard every day. In less than 50 days the 2022 Motorcycle Profiling Project annual survey closes. Have you filled out the survey?

The Motorcycle Riders Foundation (MRF) relies on surveys like this to help back up our arguments in Washington D.C. Not only is this information useful in our nation’s capital but bikers have successfully used this data to change laws at the state level.

It takes less than 2 minutes and can help make the difference in the lives of all bikers.

Do you part, fill out the survey today before it’s too late!

Click here to take the survey
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/2022NMPS

About Motorcycle Riders Foundation
The Motorcycle Riders Foundation (MRF) provides leadership at the federal level for states’ motorcyclists’ rights organizations as well as motorcycle clubs and individual riders. The MRF is chiefly concerned with issues at the national and international levels that impact the freedom and safety of American street motorcyclists. The MRF is committed to being a national advocate for the advancement of motorcycling and its associated lifestyle and works in conjunction with its partners to help educate elected officials and policymakers in Washington and beyond.

¡Hola Amigos!

We just did a pre-run to San Felipe to make sure everything is a go for next year. The town is as friendly as ever and they are looking forward to seeing us in May. You can get more details and the exact schedule here: www.eldiablorun.com

–Biltwell

Good Day and Good Ride to you.

We received a couple remarkable photos from Michael Lichter Photography featuring this custom Harley Davidson Panhead by Dan Starkey of Starkey Originals.

That’s one of our hand-tooled leather seats.

Great to work with passionate and talented artists.

–Adam Croft
DimeBag Leather

A DIRTY BIKER REPORT FROM PAUGHCO HEADQUARTERS–DIRTYBIKER 2-PIECE SHOVELHEAD EXHAUST NOW AVAILABLE

This is a two-piece 2-into-1 exhaust designed by Josh “DirtyBiker” Sheehan and produced by Paughco. The goal with this version was to create another signature “DirtyBiker” exhaust for the H-D generator Shovelhead years of 1966-1969.

Here’s what it will fit
• 1966-1984 Shovelhead engine.

• Must be a rigid Shovelhead frame. (Pan frames will work too, but you’ll need to relocate the mounting tab on the lower frame rail behind the engine.

• Will work with forward controls. • Will work with mechanical brake or hydraulic brake.

• Will work with high mid controls (Main Drive).

• Will work with stock style 4 speed transmissions.

• Will work with floor boards or pegs mounted to the floor board tabs.

What it won’t fit
• Swing arm frames.

• Stock H-D mid controls mounted on the transmission.

Mounting Info

*This exhaust MUST have two mounting locations on the frame as well as being mounted to the heads (duh). The first location is the stock mounting tab just behind the engine on the lower frame rail. The second location is from the back side of the exhaust collector to the lower frame rail in front of the axle plate. You can do this one of two ways. Either weld a mounting tab to the lower frame rail, or use the mounting kit offered by Paughco. Part number: 718-9 (which is a bolt on application). You might need to modify a tab to fit, but you’re a chopper dude/dudette. I have faith in you!

CONTACTS: INFO@PAUGHCO.COM
1-800-423-2621

info@paughco.com
http://paughcoparts.com

THIRD QUARTER MC SALES DOWN–Motorcycle Industry Council (MIC)
United States – Q3 Retail Sales Figures

The Motorcycle Industry Council (MIC, Irvine, California) reports that sales of new motorcycles and scooters were down in the third quarter 2022 at -3.9% compared to the same period of 2021, with ATVs down by -15.3% among the brands that are part of its new registrations data capture and reporting program.

–MIC

DIRECT FROM THE BIKERNET THOUGHT TEMPLE–As humans, we are surrounded by illusions that we perceive as being very real.

What we affirm becomes the fabric of our existence.

One of the biggest commitments we can make on our journey from fear to love is to become more conscious of what we are thinking in any given moment.

Are you happy with this reality? Is it aligned with your values?

Truth be told, we can create whatever reality we want for ourselves when we can see through the illusions that keep us in fear. Our world functions like a hall of mirrors. What we see in the world is a reflection of who we are being in any given moment. What a beautiful gift when you think about it. We can have it all. There is no shortage of anything on this planet. We just believe there is.

Everything is energy and energy cannot be created or destroyed. It simply changes states. You manifest your reality based on your energetic frequency in each moment. Are you holding onto anger or joy? What is it that you are attracting?

Want to change your life? Simply change your thinking.

–Ray Russell
Philosopher
Australia

THE LATEST ON PFAS REGULATION IN MAINE
The MIC Government Relations Office submitted additional comments to the Maine Department of Environmental Protection, regarding its second draft of proposed PFAS regulations. On behalf of hundreds of association members, plus the Specialty Vehicle Institute of America, and the Recreational Off-Highway Vehicle Association, the GRO stated that hundreds of MIC members remain considerably impacted by the requirements proposed in the latest concept draft for the “Maine PFAS in Products Program.”

“We continue to call on MIC members with expertise and vested interests to contact us about joining the MIC PFAS Working Group,” said Eric Barnes, MIC technical programs vice president. “PFAS presents a major powersports industry challenge, and whether you’re an OE, aftermarket, or riding gear manufacturer, you must learn about government PFAS proposals and look for ways to replace PFAS in products you sell.”

NEW JERSEY DEALERS MAY BE ASKED TO DELETE PERSONAL INFO
A bill now working its way through the New Jersey legislature calls for motor vehicle dealers to delete personal information from motor vehicle computer systems prior to resale or lease.

During a hearing this week for General Assembly Bill A4723, the committee chairman indicated the bill’s author is working on floor amendments and they would like to expand the legislation to include rental cars. The hearing focused on personal information in address books and global positioning systems built into automobiles, but some powersports vehicles have these features as well. New Jersey’s identical Senate Bill S2740 has not yet been through a hearing.

–MIC

ACTION HAPPENING AT THE VENICE VINTAGE MOTORCYCLE CLUB—
Save-the-Dates

Saturday, Dec. 3rd from 1-7 pm – VVMC Holiday Party and Toy Drive at Clutch Roadhouse

Sunday Dec. 4th – VVMC 2-Wheeled Toy Run
More details to follow

This Sunday, let’s ride North!
Come join us this Sunday. We’ll be cruising up the PCH, then cut up into the canyons and end at Rock Store.

Rock Store
30354 Mulholland Hwy, Cornell, CA 91301

9AM – Meet
10AM – Kick stands up!

As always, vintage bikes encouraged but all years, makes, and models are welcome!

Please remember…..

– We leave at 10am sharp!
– Be gassed up and ready to go.
– Please do not pass our Road Captains. They are there to lead and keep everyone together as a group.
– Keep this a safe and fun ride by staying aware of your fellow riders.

Make sure to follow us on Facebook & Instagram, or go to venicevintage.com for the latest updates on our events calendar.

See you there!
-VVMC

EUROPEAN ANTIQUE MOTORCYCLE ALERT–Survey on historic motorcycles.

FEMA asks for your help: please fill out our survey on the use and definition of historic motorcycles. We see different definitions of what a historic motorcycle is in rules and regulations for (for example) periodical technical inspections and for emission zones. Please take a few minutes to fill out this survey and make your voice heard!

https://ymlpcl6.com/02fcdbbjaraewhuwafaqjhazawmwm/click.php

–FEMA

LOWBROW INVESTIGATION—

For Harley-Davidson these codes, and their locations, have changed over the years.

WTF is an anti-theft code?

What year did Harley start putting serial numbers on frames?

What does this 17-digit VIN on my M8 really mean?

This article will answer these questions and give you the information you need to properly identify your Harley-Davidson motorcycle!

Read on Lowbrow website
–Lowbrow crew

I’m sending you some pics of a new/old build I’m starting for a customer and I wanted to pick your brain, what’s left of it that is, (ha-ha) on a couple of things.

Years ago, a customer/client asked me to build him a Board Track Indian using a Power Plus engine in one of Rick Krost’s board track frames, built by Paughco. The client & I bought the frame directly from Rick. The client already had the engine. Then he lost his job and the project got put on hold. Well, after years of sitting the build is back up and running.

I’m trying to set-up the drivetrain and I’m tossing around transmission ideas. I was wondering if you had any thoughts or suggestions. One of mine is to try and use a later model H-D trans with the oil bag under it. But there would be a lot to engineer with one of them.

Keeping it simpler, my other thought is to hunt down the OE trans, primary and starter that came with those models. This engine came from an ’02 Indian.

Would or do you have any leads on where I may find that set up ?

–El Waggs
Air Stream Studios

I hooked Jim up with Paughco who makes components for Rick’s Frames. I also pointed him in the direction of my entire build. Check it out:

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/2009_5-Ball_Factory_Racer.aspx

QUOTES FROM CHARLIE CHAN IN 1968—On Ambition.

Cannot tell where path lead, until reach end of road.

Time will not press and talk will not cook rice.

He who feeds the chicken, deserves the egg.

–Warner Brothers
1968

After a two-year hiatus, the Winter Power Package is back! All of the best parts to big bore/cam/oilpump/plate your Twin Cam or M8 with $400 knocked off! ~ DZ

S&S Cycle – Winter Power Package Returns for a limited time!

The S&S Winter Power Package is the ideal combination of performance and savings, designed to transform your M8 or Twin Cam H-D without breaking the bank. For the latest generation HD’s, S&S is packaging their 124” & 128” bolt in big bore kit with a 550 cam, cam plate and high flow oil pump as well as valve springs, lifters and pushrods.

T he Twin Cam kits get a similar combination of performance parts with a 585 cam and a bump to 100 for the early and 110 cubic inches for the late TC models.

All kits are available with gear or chain drive cams and are designed to make big, reliable power with equally big savings.

Winter only pricing starting at $2299, saves over $400! The ideal combo for a winter storage project. Good from November 14th through January 31st, 2023, get yours and schedule that winter install.

Check out the details, parts list and dyno charts at https://www.sscycle.com/feature/winter-power-package/

David Zemla
VP – Marketing
S&S® Cycle, Inc.
14025 County Highway G, Viola, WI 54664

Email dzemla@sscycle.com

WREATHS ACROSS AMERICA— Announces 2022 Escort to Arlington

Chevrolet to lead the country’s longest veterans’ parade with wrapped vehicles transporting Gold and Blue Star Families, Veterans, and American patriots!

What has become known as the country’s longest veterans’ parade – Wreaths Across America’s annual “Escort to Arlington” – kicks off on Saturday, Dec. 10, 2022. The official route, which can be viewed here, will travel down the East Coast stopping at schools, memorials, and other locations along the way to spread the year-long mission to REMEMBER the fallen, HONOR those that serve and their families, and TEACH the next generation the value of freedom.

Stops with public events will be held in Maine, New Hampshire, Connecticut, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, and Washington D.C., before arriving at Arlington National Cemetery on the morning of Saturday, Dec. 17 – National Wreaths Across America Day.

“For me the Escort to Arlington is the culmination of another year of sharing the mission to Remember, Honor and Teach across this country. I say it every year, but it is truly an experience of a lifetime,” said Karen Worcester, Executive Director, WAA. “The way the mission and these families and veterans are welcomed into communities, with flags waving and streets lined with children and grateful Americans, is something we always wished every person could witness. This year we’re hoping that supporters will once again join us in safely lining the roadways and welcoming the escort into their communities.”

For the 8th year in a row Chevrolet, has generously provided the Wreaths Across America wrapped escort vehicles, transporting participating Gold Star families and veterans. In addition, Chevrolet has also donated 4,000 veterans’ wreaths for placement at Arlington National Cemetery to help honor our nation’s veterans.

“Chevrolet and its dealers are proud to support the work of Wreaths Across America once again and share the mission to Remember, Honor and Teach. This annual tradition has become a cornerstone event for Chevrolet and its dealers here in the Northeast Region,” said Dan Adamcheck, Regional Director of Sales, Service and Marketing for Chevrolet. “To be able to give back to our communities, and the men and women who have given so much to our country is truly an honor for Chevrolet and its employees.”

Participants for this year’s Escort to Arlington will include Gold Star Families – including the National President of American Gold Star Mothers, Inc., Sarah Whitehouse Taylor – Blue Star Families, volunteers, and veterans representing many eras and local Veteran Service Organizations such as the VFW, American Legion, Disabled American Veterans, VFW Auxiliary, and the American Legion Auxiliary, and more. Members of the Patriot Guard Riders and Patriot Riders, and law enforcement from departments across Maine and other states along the route will provide escort to ensure safe transport for all participants throughout the week.

The Escort to Arlington has grown to consist of twelve tractor-trailers representing Schneider National, Gully Transportation, Witte Bros. Exchange, Inc., Hartt Transportation Systems, Inc., Delhaize Transportation LLC (DBA Hannaford Supermarkets), American Trucking Associations – Workforce Heroes, Pottle’s Transportation, Cargo Transporters, Inc., Boyd Grain Inc., Hampton Roads Moving & Storage, Prime Inc., and Tyson Foods, Inc. These dedicated organizations and their professional drivers will haul a portion of the sponsored veterans’ wreaths heading to Arlington National Cemetery for placement on Saturday, Dec. 17. Additionally, Load One Carriers will once again serve as the ceremonial wreath transporter for the Escort.

What began 30+ years ago as a pilgrimage by a Maine wreath maker in a single truck to deliver 5,000 wreaths to Arlington National Cemetery as a gesture of thanks has become a year-long mission to Remember, Honor, Teach. National Wreaths Across America Day ceremonies are happening at more than 3,500 participating locations across the country on Saturday, Dec. 17, 2022. These events are free and open to all people. To find a participating location near you to support and/or volunteer to place wreaths, click here.

In total, nearly 257,000 sponsored wreaths are needed to reach the goal of placing a wreath on every eligible marker at Arlington National Cemetery. To sponsor a $15 veteran’s wreath for placement this year, please visit www.wreathsacrossamerica.org.

You can learn more here: https://www.wreathsacrossamerica.org/pages/19520/News/862/?relatedId=0

*Note, volunteers placing wreaths at Arlington will be required to preregister and show proof of registration on Wreaths Across America Day on December 17, 2022. You may also register at the above link by clicking the VOLUNTEER button on the page.

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LIFESTYLE CYCLE DEAL OF THE WEEK— 2021 Harley-Davidson FXBBS – Street Bob 114 for $15,995.00

SEE IT HERE: https://www.lifestylecycles.com/default.asp?page=xPreOwnedInventoryDetail&id=13009071

2021 Deadwood Green Harley-Davidson STREET BOB SPECIAL 114-INCH FXBBS with only 4264.00 miles!

This bike is a low mileage 114c.i. Street Bob and some of the features/Add-ons on this bike are

* 114c.i.Motor with a 6-Speed trans. and only 4264.00 miles on it!!!!!
* S&S exhaust
* Detachable passenger pad
* Tall sissy bar with tool pouch
* Chase Harper saddle bags
* Fairing with smoked windshield
* Black shock boots
* Passenger foot pegs
* Digital dash

This bike is only $15,995.00

Plus license, $85.00 documentation fee, and local sales tax. NO HIDDEN FEES like some dealers. And we have no reconditioning or prep fees.

This bike has passed Lifestyle Cycles rigorous 92-point safety/mechanical/structural inspection.This motorcycle has not been refurbished and does not come with any warranty expressed or implied!

Fill out an online application today. We have EZ FINANCING and EXTENDED WARRANTIES available!

Lifestyle Cycles is located at 1510 State College Blvd,Anaheim,CA,92806. Open 7 days a week.

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BIKERNET HEADQUARTERS STURGIS SD WEATHER REPORT–

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FOLK TALES FROM THE EAST—

Once upon a time, a man walking by the side of a lake spotted a scorpion struggling to get out of the water it had slipped into. The man knew it would drown against the deep lake and steep climb.

So, the man went and tried to get the scorpion out. Since he had nothing but his bare fingers to use to pick the scorpion out of the water, he got stung by the creature. The man persisted in trying to save the life of this poisonous scorpion which did not understand the man was trying to save it from drowning.

Another man sitting at a distance trying to catch fishes with his equipment saw this curious situation and approached the man rescuing the scorpion.

“Clearly, every time you try to fetch the scorpion out of water, it is attacking you with painful stings. Why do you persist in saving such an ungrateful creature? Leave it to its fate!”

The telson of the scorpion got entangled in the swollen skin of the man and he was finally able to place him on dry land.

Free from his pursuit, the man replied to the wayside fisherman, “It is in the scorpion’s nature to sting. I am a human and know better.”

–Wayfarer
Editor
Bikernet Blog & Facebook Page

WILD New Bikernet Reader Comment!–MOONEYES CLASSIC TRIUMPH

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I have a totally rebuilt ‘72 Norton. Words alone can’t explain 16-month project too much in it to talk about. This Triumph is the Most Beautiful I’ve ever seen, and I have seen a lot. How do I get a side profile pic of this sweet heart for my wall like 14×20. I’ll even take down my Jaclyn Smith?

Joseph
CHINO valley, AZ

Google Peter Linney. I’ll bet he can take care of you. Tell him Bandit sent you.
–Bandit

WILL GAS STATIONS SURVIVE—The Forced Evolution Towards Electric Vehicles?

We still need gas stations as long as we drive internal combustion engines (ICE). That’s obviously a given.

According to Kelley Blue Book, though, automakers sold 576,000 EVs in the last nine months–a whopping 70-percent increase during the previous year. If we continue buying electric vehicles (EVs) at this pace, we will need electric chargers on a much larger scale.

The Biden administration is pushing the electrification of half of all new cars by 2030 and plans to give funding to build a network of half a million fast-charging stations in the same time frame. Seven years is a short time frame to make all this happen.

EV industry consultant Loren McDonald explained to the Los Angeles Times that a large chain could add chargers at a lower per-unit cost due to economies of scale. Chargers cost $70,000 to $150,000 per unit. He said that once installed, electric chargers need two to five years to become profitable, mainly in part due to their infrequent use. McDonald noted that chargers are currently only used about five to ten percent daily.

Until recently, most states had laws preventing businesses other than regulated electric utilities from selling electricity. A proxy battle has already started between electric utilities, EV charging-provider companies such as EVgo and ChargePoint, truck stops, convenience stores, and traditional gas stations. Offices, restaurant chains, and even stores are also joining the EV charging trend.

In a recent post, Politico claimed gas station owners and other businesses who put in chargers find themselves at the mercy of an opaque, regulated, and monopolistic electric utility system that is unlike the gas supply system. The gas price fluctuates based on market conditions. If an ICE owner doesn’t like the price at one station, they can drive down the street and find the price of gas per gallon they want.

An electric charge costs what it costs, and there’s no use trying to find a different price point. Three thousand local electric utilities in the US determine how much each charger can charge depending on its geographic location in the individual utility network. Right now, EV owners are just happy to find a charger.

Reason Director of Transportation Policy Bob Poole recently pointed out in his November 2022 email that electric vehicle charging, even fast charging, can ‘fill up’ only one-sixth as many EVs in a 14-pump scenario. The 14-pump electric charge station would only be able to charge 1,680 EVs in a 12-hour cycle. If it were gas instead, 14-pumps could refuel 70 cars in five minutes, and in 12 hours, it could handle refueling 10,080 vehicles. If the average price for a charge were the same as gas, the station owner would lose money.

Of course, gas stations are no longer the gas stations of the 1970s. Eighty percent of all gas is now sold at convenience stores, which make their real money on other goods and services. If folks stick around because it takes longer to charge, then convenience stores can make up for some of the difference by providing more goods and services.

Unfortunately, expanding stations to accommodate more electric charging will be challenging because affordable land adjacent to gas stations is likely unavailable in many scenarios.

Also, chargers need standardization, which currently does not exist. Owners need a similar payment system, pricing information, and charging speeds to make EVs easier to use and own. The Biden administration announced last summer that drivers need real-time information on station pricing and location to better plan trips to help alleviate ‘range anxiety.’ Stations will also need a minimum number and type of chargers.

Home charging and charging during the day at places of work might also hurt the bottom line of the ‘gas station’ of the future.

In the meantime, several cities in California will no longer allow the building of new gas stations to discourage the use of gas vehicles in the hopes of curbing climate change. Northern California’s Marin County is the hotbed of banning stations. Novato’s city council will vote in a few weeks to enact a ban. The town currently has 12 stations and two more pending construction. In March 2021, the nearby community of Petaluma was the first in the country to enact a ban on gas stations. Since then, the Bay area cities of Cotati, Rohnert Park, Santa Rosa, Sebastopol, and Windsor have all followed suit.

In August, the California Air Resources Board (CARB) voted to require all new cars and light trucks sold in the state to be zero emission by 2035. More than 5,000 mom-and-pop gas stations dot the state, and many have indicated this zero-emission requirement will expedite the closing of their businesses.

Even after the new car mandate, CARB predicts the number of ICE vehicles in California will drop to less than 16 million by 2035. Currently, 24 million are registered in the state.

Despite what you read in the press, gas stations will survive even in California. They might all be national or regional chains that can afford to have a dual gas/electric charging system in place. As electric charging speeds increase and a comprehensive networked system comes online, more people will buy EVs and likely still make a run to the ‘gas station’ as needed.

–NMA

A CLASSIC FROM THE NATIONAL MOTORCYCLE MUSEUM—
The Gasoline Station in America

1920s Shell Gasoline Station

John Parham had great appreciation for American motorcycles, especially early machines. But as he talked with friends, learned and purchased some of the finest, he knew that motorcycle memorabilia like cast iron toys, signage, leather jackets, photographs and advertising art were also key to a good collection. And considering his likely museum visitors, he knew that the more varied these objects were, the better he would engage all sorts of visitors, assure they had a good time when they visited the National Motorcycle Museum.

Indeed, the gasoline and oil that are necessary to getting a motorcycle down the road offered some amazing display items. But oil cans and gasoline cans were just the beginning for John. He found gasoline…

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TRIKES OF THE WEEK—From the exclusive Sam Burns collection.

–Sam Burns
Trike Editor
Bikernent.com™

NEW FROM CHOP CITY—

Virostko Chopper Mini Saddlebag (Black) Our Survival Saddlebag uses a waterproof, 22-ounce heavy-duty waxed canvas. The bag is double-lined with a rubber-backed material to ensure the contents stay dry. Our pure and honest design completes that great look for your hardtail or stock frame.

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THE LATEST FROM LOWBROW—Add a touch of class to any scoot.

Lowbrow released these Air Cleaner Covers some years ago as an easy way to make your bike stand out from the crowd.

They replace the typical S&S Teardrop air cleaner cover, but retain the stock air filter, backing plate and mounting hardware.

They are investment cast aluminum, semi-polished, and bolt right on to S&S Super E and G carburetors.

–Lowbrow Crew

FROM THE PHILOSOPER’S CORNER–Don’t Quit

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you’re trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don’t you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don’t give up though the pace seems slow–
You may succeed with another blow,
Success is failure turned inside out–
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So, stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit–
It’s when things seem worst that you must not quit.

Namaste’

Yale Gelfant
Choppers Cycle

SONG PICK OF THE WEEK—

Song: “Dreaming In The U.S.A.”
Artists: Sting, Shaggy
Album: 44/876

I was a boy, I was dreaming of the U.S.A.
All the movies I see are from the same place
All the music I love is from the U.S.A.
All the stars that I see have an American face

The only blue jeans I wear are from the U.S.A.
The sneakers here on my feet, they are American made
Presley, Monroe and Dean are from the U.S.A.
Louis Armstrong, Sinatra and Marvin Gaye

Dreaming in the U.S.A.
(Dreaming) Dreaming in the U.S.A.
(Dreaming) Dreaming in the U.S.A.
(Dreaming) Dreaming in the United States

You seek a visa, you’re dreaming of the U.S.A.
It’s never easier looking for another way
God bless America, dreaming of the U.S.A.
Are we hysterical, dreaming of the United States?

Dreaming in the U.S.A.
(Dreaming) Dreaming in the U.S.A.
(Dreaming) Dreaming in the U.S.A.
(Dreaming) Dreaming in the United States

Don’t stop dreaming
Don’t stop dreaming
Don’t stop dreaming
Don’t stop dreaming

And so they work in the fields across the U.S.A.
The work nobody else wants to feed their family
They join the army, they’re fighting for the U.S.A.
Here in the land of the brave, and the home of the free

Dreaming in the U.S.A.
(Dreaming) Dreaming in the U.S.A.
(Dreaming) Dreaming in the U.S.A.
(Dreaming) Dreaming in the United States

Big up all of mi people who live and working right here inside of America
Get up every morning working two jobs to make it here in America
I’m a military man who carried arms and fight in defense of America
I await the day when we will all inhabit a better America

Dreaming, dreaming, dreaming in the U.S.A.
Dreaming, dreaming, dreaming in the U.S.A.
Dreaming, dreaming, dreaming in the U.S.A.
Dreaming, dreaming, dreaming in the U.S.A.

Wayfarer
Dreaming in the USA obviously !!!

RICHARD PETTY GOES TO WASHINGTON

Richard Petty with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and also SEMA Board of Directors member Ted Wentz III and SEMA President and CEO Mike Spagnola.

“The King” and SEMA Push to Pass the RPM Act in Meetings with Congressional Representatives

On Tuesday, July 19, Richard Petty, “The King,” joined SEMA CEO Mike Spagnola in the nation’s capital to lobby Congress to pass the Recognizing the Protection of Motorsports (RPM) Act. The bipartisan bill (H.R. 3281/S. 2736) protects Americans’ right to convert street vehicles into dedicated racecars and the motorsports-parts industry’s ability to sell products that enable racers to compete. The Washington, D.C., visit came at a critical juncture for the bill, which has been steadily gaining traction among lawmakers.

Like most NASCAR drivers, Petty competed in racecars that started out as street-legal vehicles. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) maintains the position that such modified race vehicles are not legal under the Clean Air Act, threatening many classes of racing along with an industry that employs tens of thousands of Americans and contributes more than $2 billion to the U.S. economy each year.

–SEMA

BRAND New Bikernet Reader Comment!– MOVING OIL

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/MOVING_OIL.aspx

Thanks for the amazing description and care.

Congrats

— Paulo Lopes
New Plymouth, New Zealand

This article, produced by Frank Kaisler covered the running oil lines basics. Check it out. Frank is missed.
–Bandit

WISDOM QUOTES–

“Confrontation does not mean conflict. A good friend will object to your behavior, habit, or mistake, because he wishes you well.” ~ Wayfarer

“Forget your age. If you have dreams to achieve, you are still young.”

“Just as without brakes, you can’t avoid accidents, without good character, there is nothing to stop you from self-destruction.”

–Wayfarer
Associate Monk
Bikernet Thought Temple

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ANOTHER FINANCIAL REPORT FROM THE MIC—

Big gains by motorcycling, ATV riding, and side-by-side driving helped boost America’s entire outdoor recreation industry to a record-breaking year in 2021, according to economic data recently released by the Bureau of Economic Analysis, an agency of the U.S. Department of Commerce.

According to the BEA, inflation-adjusted gross domestic product for the outdoor recreation economy increased 18.9 percent last year, easily topping the 5.9 percent increase for the overall U.S. economy. The Outdoor Recreation Roundtable reported that the new data shows that outdoor recreation generates $862 billion in economic output and 4.5 million jobs.

The BEA listed motorcycling and ATV riding (which includes side-by-sides) as the nation’s fourth-largest “conventional outdoor recreation” activity for 2020-2021, with $8.1 billion in current-dollar value added for the economy – up from $7.3 billion the previous year.

“To those of us in the powersports industry, these are not surprising numbers,” said MIC President and CEO Erik Pritchard. “We’ve seen outdoor recreation giving a real boost to America’s economy during the pandemic as more people throw a leg over a motorcycle or ATV, or get behind the wheel of a side-by-side, to enjoy family time in the beautiful outdoors. The BEA data confirms that communities large and small, from all corners of America, benefit from outdoor recreation. We’re proud to be part of the responsible recreators who are generating nearly a trillion dollars in economic value across the country.”

Outdoor recreation contributes more to the U.S. economy than either oil and gas extraction, mining, or agriculture, according to the ORR, which is supported by the MIC, the Specialty Vehicle Institute of America, and the Recreational Off-Highway Vehicle Association.

“The BEA data underscores how important it is to invest in public lands, waters, and recreation infrastructure from coast to coast and for recreation activities of all types,” said ORR President Jessica Turner. “From the creation of jobs and increased profit for small businesses in local economies, to larger boons to our national economy, this sector is a consistent driver, even in times of economic uncertainty. There are infinite benefits that come from more people spending time outdoors and they’ll only grow with continued investment.”

–MIC

New TECH Bikernet Reader Comment!–

FEULING TWIN CAM PLATE TESTING TOOL

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/FEULING_TWIN_CAM_PLATE_TESTING_TOOL.aspx

This article is on point and wish I had read it in 2008. My 2008 Dyna Owner’s Manual and Service Manual both say that the oil pressure is supposed to be 35psi on OEM but found that this articles 50-60 psi full pop off will cool the bike down.

I have installed the Zippers 117-inch TC Kit and it recommends the use of a blueprinted Fueling Cam Plate, which I didn’t have at the time, that is set to those numbers.

I found out the hard way that they sold that plate after using the S&S TC3 plate and not checking the pop off psi. It wasn’t long before the lack of oil led to heat and major problems. I’ll also say the 50-60 psi will quiet the valve train more than I think people realize.

I have this tool and have used it and anyone doing their own work should purchase it when getting into a cam chest. It should be part of a Cam Chest Kit.

— Chris
smitfits@outlook.com
Pasco, WA

5-BALL GARAGE CHANGES—

We’ve reduced our leather line-up to eight stellar pieces for the holidays. Each order will receive a special signed book by K.Randall Ball and holiday bling.

https://5-ballgarage.com/

There’s more. Perfect for Xmas are easy to handle books by Keith “Bandit” Ball.

Hell, each of ’em are thrilling tales with action & raw emotion, giving you hours of entertainment.

Ride Free

DIRECT FROM FEMA IN EUROPE—Has Europe Banned The Combustion Engine?

Maximum confusion in Brussels whether the sale of cars and small vans with an internal combustion engine will be actually banned from 2035. And what about motorcycles?

On Thursday 27 October 2022, the European Commission, European Parliament, and the member states, united in the Council of the European Union, reached an agreement in the so-called trialogue about the emission limits for cars and vans. After a few steps to lower the emission of the fleet, from 2035 the sale of new cars that have no zero CO2-emission will be banned in the European Union.

Many parties, especially NGOs like Transport & Environment, who have lobbied for battery electric vehicles (BEVs) for years and the Greens in the European Parliament celebrated this as a victory of electric vehicles against vehicles with an internal combustion engine and said that this meant that this was a ban on combustion engines.

Consequently, this would not only affect cars and vans, but also motorcycles. However, the agreement does not state that motorcycles could not be sold from 2035. It states: “The agreement includes wording on CO2 neutral fuels whereby following consultation with stakeholders, the Commission will make a proposal for registering vehicles running exclusively on CO2-neutral fuels after 2035 in conformity with EU law, outside the scope of the fleet standards, and in conformity with the EU’s climate neutrality objective.”

In our view, this means that new vehicles with an internal combustion engine, including motorcycles, that run on eFuels or hydrogen can still be sold after 2035, but that the European Commission must provide the legislative framework for this.

‘FEMA will resist any attempt to ban the internal combustion engine for motorcycles.’

Dolf Willigers, FEMA’s General Secretary, said: “It is (now) only cars and vans that run on fossil fuels (petrol, Diesel) that may no longer be sold after 2035. From experience, and signals from the European Commission, we know that the chance that motorcycles will escape this fate is very small.

Nevertheless, FEMA will resist any attempt to ban the internal combustion engine for motorcycles. In our view, the emissions of motorcycles are already negligible and the alternatives for both fossil fuels and electricity are still in the development phase.

To focus solely on battery electric vehicles the problems of air quality and climate chance will just be redeemed to other, equal serious problems: the social and environmental aspects of the mining of raw materials that are needed to make batteries and the geo-political consequences of getting dependent to countries like China to acquire these raw materials and the batteries should not be underestimated.

Already, a delegation of members from the EPP party in the European Parliament has asked questions about this to the European Commission and asked how the Commission thinks to decrease the dependency of other countries. To give room to other options like eFuels, Europe can be the forerunner in the development of valuable alternative techniques.”

Written by Wim Taal
FEMA

QUICK, New Bikernet Reader Comment!—THE IRON ORDER “CODE”

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/THE_IRON_ORDER_CODE_.aspx

If this Iron Order club isn’t for you, who cares? Is there some rule that all motorcycle clubs must all be criminal organizations?

— Jim
Bremerton, WA

“No, there is no rule that I know of. Some charters within 1% organizations don’t take in members with criminal backgrounds. You can be tough as nails and a constant rider and biker without being a criminal.”
–Bandit

FEATURE BIKE OF THE WEEK—

This classic was built by Jason Lee. This is a rider’s classic. I like the mufflers, semi-shorties. Never a fan of straight pipes, these shorties show respect for the community.

Check the carb, a rare classic and the original inspiration for the first S&S carb with side float bowl.

Classic paint and mechanical brakes front and rear.

–Sam Burns
Feature Bike Editor
Bikernet.com™

MORE FROM BIKERNET THOUGHT TEMPLE—Wisdom from Ancient India

Moral of this legend ?
1. Honor your Dharma
2. Character directs your Karma (actions)
3. Your Karma is yours alone. Every man has to carry his own cross.
4. Give respect to get respect

—- Wayfarer

NEWS FROM THE BROTHERS of the THIRD WHEEL—

I am with Brothers of the Third Wheel (BTW), a motorcycle trike group that has been around for almost 40 years. I have been tasked with putting together our Central States Region Trike-In (rally) for the next 3 years.

The 2023 event will be held June 1 – 3, 2023, at a hotel and conference center in Bedford, Indiana.

The event is primarily social in nature but there will be rides each day of the event with the attendees riding their own trikes. Most attendees are in their 50s, 60s and 70s and we expect 75 – 100 attendees.

No alcohol is served at the event. I am looking for liability insurance to cover the event. The group’s main website is www.btw-trikers.org We have created an event website at ameripost.com/btw/cs

Best regards…
Noel Moss
Cell: 314-608-3292
Email: scootsx2@ameripost.com

THIS JUST IN FROM THE ELECTRIC NAMZ HEADQUARTERS—

Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks for everyone around you, to include some love for your two-wheeled friend(s)!

Talk about a transformation without breaking the bank, less is more!

(pictures above) We continually try to bring you unique parts for your ride. Weather it’s a cool new LED turn signal, headlamp or a curved license plate frame with mount. I know what you’re thinking, what’s new about a curved license plate frame?

Well, the Letric Lighting Co. Curved Perfect Plate Light is not just a curved frame, it is indeed a very bright light! Taking advantage of 360-degree SMD LED’s, our frames provide running light, brake light and turn signal functions all while lighting up your license plate with down-facing bright white LED’s.

We’re confident that you will be seen with this on your rear fender! To make it even cleaner, our cleaver designers thought up this cast aluminum Turn Signal Eliminator bar which resembles and mounts the same as the stock turn signal bar. It will even allow the use of the OEM tag light!.

(black or chrome) The LLC-CPPL-B or LLC-CPPL-C Perfect Plate Light™ Black/Chrome Curved License Plate Frame is available with a matching “laydown” universal backing plate or OEM style mount for turn signal bar or our Turn Signal Eliminator Bar LLC-TSE-B or LLC-TSE-C (as seen above).

Features running light, brake light & turn signal functions with license plate illumination. Universal or plug-n-play options are available for most models! Both versions are in stock and ready to install or can be purchased at your local authorized HardDrive Dealer, J&P Cycles, Dennis Kirk or directly from our website! “Where the brightest idea’s come from!”®

Curved aluminum frame with Gloss Black powder-coated or show chrome plated finish

Easy to install
100% Plug-n-Play
Fits all 4? x 7? license plates
Red brake light, Red running light to (bright) Red turn signal to off when turn signal switch is activated
Lifetime Warranty
Technical Data
Red run: 14.27-lumens
Red brake: 72.49-lumens
Amber turn: 75.78-lumens
Super-bright SMD LED technology
Water proof & dust proof design
Turn Signal Eliminator with Gloss Black powder-coated or show chrome plated finish
Replaces OEM rear turn signal bar
Easy to install
Reuses OEM mounting hardware
Reuses domestic OEM license plate bracket or upgrade to a Perfect Plate Light
Allows the use of custom turn signals

“We make it easy for you to do it right!”

LOTS OF PHILOSOPY THIS WEEK–Confucius Say:

OK to let a fool kiss you, but not OK to let a kiss fool you.

Kiss is merely shopping upstairs for real merchandise downstairs.

Better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Man with broken condom often called Daddy.

Drunken man’s words often sober man’s thoughts.

Viagra just like Disneyland …… One hour wait for 2-minute ride.

Joke is just like sex. Neither any good if you don’t get it.

Man, who run in front of car get tired.

Sex is like oxygen, no big deal until you’re not getting any.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in Glass House should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Lady who goes camping must be aware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

“A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”

–Sam Burns

NEWS FROM THE MASTER OF LIGHT— 12 Days of Uhlness

For the past couple of years, we’ve had a LOT of fun with our “12 Days of Uhlness” promotion. Let’s kick the 2022 version this week!

Pieces offered this year include the gently used display pieces (from our traveling gallery), some of David’s earliest works, pieces that were on payment plans that fell through, consignment returns and originals you may never have seen before. They are all signed by David, numbered and will come with the appropriate Certificate of Authenticity.

For each of the next 12 days, you’ll see a different group of pieces which are being offered in a 24-hour flash sale. You will only have 24 hours to reserve your piece from the time that day’s email is sent out. And, only one of each is available in most cases, so you’ll want to act quickly.

Many of these are hard, if not impossible to find and most are offered at great prices!

Perhaps the best part of this promotion is that, with a minimum $500 purchase, you will be entered into our drawing for an Original David Uhl oil painting!! This year, you’ll have a choice of either “Southern Comfort” or “Spring Break”. The drawing will be held after the 12 days and the lucky winner is responsible for shipping.

“Southern Comfort”
Original Oil on canvas

“Spring Break”
Original Oil on canvas

And the list goes on. Check the Master’s web site.

BARN FIND OF THE WEEK—

• This Massive Barn Find Bike Collection Filled Five Shipping Containers
• British specialist shop Hitchcocks Motorcycles hit the vintage bike mother lode.

There’s something immensely appealing about the idea of a barn find, isn’t there? The idea that a solid machine has just been left sitting somewhere, due to circumstances completely out of its control—and that you’re the person who can lovingly bring it back to life is downright enticing. Granted, it takes a certain kind of person who’s into a fixer-upper lifestyle, but if that’s you, then you know what I mean.

Like a magnet of sorts, every once in a while, you’ll hear about some utterly amazing barn find cache of vintage motorcycles. Just when you think there can’t be any barns left to find things in, another one appears—almost as if by magic. Here at the end of 2022, British bike shop Hitchcocks Motorcycles has put together one of the biggest such collections we’ve seen in a long time.

It’s a combination of two collections that they’ve imported from the U.S., and it’s absolutely massive. How massive, exactly? All told, Hitchcock’s says there are at least 180 bikes, as well as over 50 tons of spare parts. In fact, getting it from the States to their location in Solihull took five massive sea cargo shipping containers to hold it all. That’s a whole lot of barns!

Now, as you might imagine, it’s going to take quite a bit of time and effort to go through and accurately catalog everything that’s there.

Machines made by Triumph, Norton, BSA, Indian, AJS, Royal Enfield, and more are plentiful in this collection. The folks at Hitchcocks also spent time walking the aisles of bikes with the camera to give us a good look at it all, so chances are good that you’ll spot something new and interesting each time you watch this video.

While the collection of bikes is impressive, the absolutely unbelievable parts haul is also a whole lot to take in. You can see in the video that things are at least roughly sorted into piles of like parts. Wheels and tires are in one big box, cylinder heads in another, gauge pods in another, and so on.

There’s likely a lot of good stuff in here for project bike builders, and Hitchcocks says it’ll be posting the lot up on its website for sale over time. We’ll include the link to their website in our Sources so you can keep an eye on it if you’re interested in what you’re seeing.

Source: Hitchcocks Motorcycles
And Rideapart

THE WINTER WONDERLAND—

Hit like gangbusters. I’m working with Chopper Dave or the Weirdo on some point covers.

We are working with Markus Cuff on another article around his 35 years of shooting bike features. We chose the most significant aspect of bike, the tanks. The last article covered construction and this one will cover paint products and wild styles from the ‘60s on.

Here’s a link to the first article:
https://www.bikernet.com/pages/TANKS_FOREVER_FOREVER_TANKS.aspx

I bought these 9-inch apes from Throttle Addiction. I put my riser dimensions in the comment box of the order, but someone didn’t read them and the riser clamps are too close to the bends. That’s okay. I’ll save them for another application. I’m about to post the first tech. Hang on for the report. Still trying to come up with a name for the VL, XA, S&S FL project. The long acronym is beginning to grow on me.

Since I’m running an alternator. This is an S&S spin-on oil bracket and it bolts to the generator hole, perfect. It came with fasteners and oil line nipples.

‘Bout to finish the Urn for Mike Kelly’s ashes. It’s coming together. I’m not a wood worker, but I gave it hell…

Found this massive shop sink. Nothing seems to fit, so I’m making a plate bolted to the two small 5/8-inch holes. It will hold a standard industrial faucet set. Hang on.

I roughed out the 100th episode of Bandit’s Cantina. I started to write a piece about Zero emissions and knew right away it should be a book. But I rode with the young character and had some fun with his vintage Sportster and a brother from Bandit’s Cantina. Hang on.

There’s more coming, but in the meantime ride free forever.

–Bandit

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by Rogue

Run….Brake….Turn….signals on a 2022 Ultra H-D

Though the rear lighting on my 2022 Ultra Limited was good I felt that it could use a little more. I am one of those guys who wants folks behind me to see me and also know when I am stopping or turning.

There are panels between the saddlebags and the fender that have cutouts for these lights. The lamps are mounted in a sealed housing that slips into the opening and are held in place with the saddlebag hardware and an adhesive pad.

They would give me the additional lighting I was looking for.

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Missing Flat Track Racer
by K. Randall Ball

Wyoming winter was tough on two young girls running a bar in a podunk town of Sundance, Wyoming. Inflation and soaring gas prices didn’t help.

Jennifer itched to use her investigative talents with her Chopper Chronicles website designed to help riders retrieve their stolen motorcycles, but she felt trapped. The old jute box in the corner blared out, “Just ask the Lonely,” by the Four Tops.

She was not only lonely but depressed while staring at her computer screen.

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Protecting your Harley-Davidson 2022 Saddlebags.

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Wyoming winter was tough on two young girls running a bar in a podunk town of Sundance, Wyoming. Inflation and soaring gas prices didn’t help. Jennifer itched to use her investigative talents with her Chopper Chronicles web site designed to help riders retrieve their stolen motorcycles, but she felt trapped. The old jute box in the corner blared out, “Just ask the Lonely,” by the Four Tops. She was not only lonely but depressed while staring at her computer screen.

If a brother or a sister reported a motorcycle stolen, Jennifer worked hard spreading the news, and she had a modicum of success. She posted vehicles on her site and did a bang-up job spreading the word on social media and to local authorities. Just sharing the news drew attention to stolen rides. From time to time someone reported seeing a bike and the location. A police sergeant from New Orleans called her, “Your site helped. Someone spotted that bike and called it in. We got it and the thief.”

As a blizzard struck, the snow piled up against the Dime Horseshoe Saloon front door and the -5 degrees wind whistled down the street, Randi, the hot younger sister, polished the barroom glasses once more and repaired sketchy wooden chairs with new epoxy glue and brass screws.

Jennifer stared at the dark wooden interior walls and her computer. She hosted over 500 stolen motorcycle listings and just seven were found. She turned to a rickety drawer full of lost-and-found keys and sunglasses. Digging around for her aspirin jar, she found it and took two. She had a headache and was depressed.

“Are we going to make it,” Randi said wiping the single small rectangular window and peering out at the wind-swept street and waves of snow piled against frosty vehicles and buildings.

“Sure,” Jennifer said. “We always do. Better clear the sidewalk. It’s almost noon. Can you make it to the gym, you’ll feel better?”

“Like we’re going to get a bunch of lunch customers,” Randi said sarcastically and grabbed the container of homemade chili out of their short barroom fridge. She pulled a fresh loaf of local bakery-made sourdough bread onto the counter. “Have you been in touch with our guys?”

“Don’t go there,” Jennifer spat. “You know that’s extremely unlikely, especially now.” She wanted love bad. She felt a connection to one of the brothers who helped last year prior to the rally. If only he was closer…

“I’m not sure how much longer I can take this,” Randi said heading to the back for a snow shovel. The two sisters interrupted their lives to help their sickly mom with the bar, back when they could have traveled, expanded their lives, you name it. Almost 7 years behind the bar locked-down their abilities to seek adventure.

Jennifer heard her computer talking behind the bar, a new email arrived. The first one in a couple of weeks aside from spam and news reports. She looked at her athletic sister and thought she should be in Sedona, Arizona running a spa or jogging along the coast of France. Her scrambled thoughts made her even more desperate.

A flat track racer image came into view. The 450cc Honda sparkled with life and speed housed in a polished chrome-moly frame with red, white, and blue pearl painted graphics on the tank and fender. The owner explained that the bike and his pickup truck were stolen a year ago at an event. The owner, an older veteran loved to race. He raced since he was old enough to ride. He stopped when he joined the service in 2000 and was wounded in Afghanistan. As soon as he was back on his feet and stateside, he raced again. At over 50 he was heartbroken at the loss. Jennifer was doubtful she could help. The theft was too old.

Jennifer responded to him anyway and immediately started her social media campaign. The owner Dick Jones lived in Cave Creek, Arizona and Bryan wasn’t far away. “Randi,” Jennifer said, “Bryan could help with this one. Would you like to reach out to him?”

“Hell yes,” she agreed and snatched her cell phone out of her dark apron pocket and dialed.

“Yeah,” Bryan snapped into the phone. “I’m working out.”

“Too bad,” Randi returned. “I’m shoveling snow.”

“You got me,” Bryan’s tone softened. “How’re you?”

“We are good,” Randi said, “but we have a case in your area, Cave Creek.”

“What can I do?” Bryan said setting a 50-pound dumbbell on the steel rack in the gym with a loud clank, while Marty Robbin’s classic El Paso played in the background.

“I will text you the info and maybe you can talk to the owner.”

“Why don’t you fly down here, we’ll go see him together, and I can take you to a spa and dinner and…”

“Knock it off,” Randi said. “I wish.”

“Okay,” Bryan said. “I’ll report back.”

A couple of days passed until Bryan was able to reach the disabled veteran on a dusty desert road in Cave Creek, not far from where Sonny Barger had a ranch. Dick lived in his 1500 square foot metal shop complete with an office, shitter and shower. He’d created a bench with an electric cook-top next to a moderate refrigerator and a cupboard with cooking supplies. He made mostly noodle bowls with vegetables, shrimp or chicken. At 54, the Afghan Vet raced since he was 16. He started working in a bike shop at the age of 13, fixing bicycles and motorbikes. He never stopped tinkering with motorcycles and racing, even in the service.

His truck, a ’72 Ford F-150 with an automatic transmission, power steering and original paint, faded white with a taste of rusting metal seams, had showed up but the motorcycle was gone. Bryan looked around the sheet metal shop at the trophies, old race posters, motorcycle parts and racing supplies. The guy was despondent. His whole reason for living was gone.

“Can’t you buy or build another bike?” Bryan asked.

“I have a crappy disability payment and social security,” Dick said. “I’m looking, but my bike was special, and I poured a ton of money into the suspension and handling. That’s why I won.”

“Any clues, enemies, competitors, drug dealers?” Bryan pressed.

“Could be one or all of the above,” Dick said. “Every spare dime went into that bike.” It was an XR450 Honda single dirt bike from 1980 converted to a flat track racer and now raced in the seniors vintage class.

“When’s the next race,” Bryan asked.

“Not until March,” Dick said. “In Florida.”

“Will you go to that race?” Bryan asked.

“I usually do,” Dick said while sitting on a Snap-On rolling shop stool. He stared at the dusty concrete floor and kicked a nut and bolt under his motorcycle lift. “But no reason to go without my bike. Without the bike I can’t get a sponsor to cover travel expenses. I’m up shit creek.”

“Gimme some photos of the bike,” Bryan said. “I’ll see if I can have someone check out that race.”

Enjoying the warm weather, just north of Phoenix, compared to plunging temps in eastern Wyoming, Bryan slid into his jet-black two-door Bentley. He backed out of the dusty sand coated driveway and hit the winding road back into Scottsdale. He made a call to the Colonel, an old biker in the Black Hills. “You know plenty of folks in Florida, right?”

“Of course, god-damn-it,” the former Colonel replied. “Toby’s planning to attend the races in Volusia County during bike week anyway. Send me the photos.”

March rolled around and the jammed bike week gave Toby plenty of spots to visit during the Rally in Daytona Beach. A longtime freelance photographer, he fought traffic on his black bagger to the Volusia county raceway, then hustled to get his pit pass.

Toby made his way to the top of the bleachers. The smell of fuel and roar of open-pipe race bikes vibrated the stands. He pulled a set of binoculars out of his back pack. In the perfect position to study the vehicles leaving the raceway, he finally spotted a couple of young characters loading the red, white, and blue Honda racer into a grungy black van.

He pushed and shoved his way down the bleacher steps to the bottom of the stands, through the crowd meandering in and out of the pits to the heads, food vendors and race track. As he flashed his pit pass and ran into the center of the pits, he spotted the van rumbling out of the gate.

He immediately yanked his phone out of his vest and called the Colonel. “Just missed them,” Toby said, “but they were here.”

The Colonel called Bryan and he called Randi to report in. “Yep, the bike was spotted at the Bike Week races,” he said. “Need to check the next race. I will let Dick know we spotted it.”

Excitedly, Randi reported to Jennifer, who dashed to her computer. Although she didn’t hold any hopes for hooking up with Dr. Karl, she loved connecting with him. He exuded an air of calm and thoughtfulness she rarely encountered in local Sundance cowboys.

The good doctor didn’t get back to Jennifer, whose anxiety level peaked. She had less than three weeks until the next race in Texas. Always busy, Dr. Karl made personal calls while driving from one Santa Monica chiropractic practice to his desert office two hours from the coast.

“Good to hear from you Jenn,” he said in his calming voice. “You’ll have to excuse me, I’m driving.”

The driving notion told Jennifer, no pleasantries, cut to the chase. “We have another stolen motorcycle case,” Jennifer started. “A wounded Afghan vet’s flat track race bike was stolen. It’s all he had, and it was spotted in Daytona, probably headed to a race in Texas. Can you help?”

“Can you text me the specifics,” the doctor said. “I will be driving a ’52 Lincoln through Texas on the way to Mexico for a vintage road race.

“Of course,” Jennifer said. He seemed to want to be chatty about his car and the La Carrera Vintage Road Race, but she needed answers. It bugged her that he was driving. She wanted him to stay focused on busy SoCal freeways. She was getting busy as the sun and the warming weather drove lunch customers inside for chili and beers. She hung up, but her anxiety wasn’t allayed.

She called Markus. “I need help?”

“What’s the deal?” Markus asked always direct with a taste of sarcasm. He was in his shop below his mountain house, tuning and prepping a bow for an archery competition.

Jennifer blurted out her issue with the stolen flat track bike and the Afghan vet owner. She mentioned the race outside Fort Worth, Texas, the doctor’s vintage road race in Mexico and the delicate timing issue.

Markus could be as cool as an assassin sizing up an Al Qaeda leader in the Afghan mountains. He’d spent 10 years in Afghanistan immediately after 9/11, working with and against various warlords and terrorists.

“The timing for Christian, and the La Carrera is from the 14-20 of October,” Markus said. The Texas half-mile is coming right up, so the good doctor can’t help.”

Jennifer liked the analytic nature of Markus’s response. “Well?” she asked.

“Send me what you have. I’ll call you back in an hour,” Markus responded and hung up. He flipped open a laptop on his bench to look up the half-mile race event near Fort Worth, Texas. It was titled the Mission Texas Half-Mile Flat Track Race.

Jennifer scrambled to text Markus photos and info about the bike and the wounded vet. Markus called an old rider who lived in Deadwood, S.D. He was still in the motorcycle industry, after 50 years, and knew everyone.

He dialed the Colonel. All three of the brothers knew the Colonel and had ridden to the Badlands with him more than once. Within an hour Markus spoke to Rick Fairless, the famous builder and Strokers Dallas owner. He spoke to tattoo artists in Houston, who planned to attend the race. He dialed Kent, a Houston bike builder, who never missed a race. He spoke to a girl, who always planned to marry the Colonel since she was a kid, but her dad and the Colonel’s evil ways prevented it. She lived near the race track and all her pals would attend. That’s where a problem surfaced. One of Shelly’s pals posted something on her modeling Facebook page.

Everyone who attended the race that day checked in with Markus as they arrived. The sun was a glistening ball of fire but the March winds kept Texas temps at bay. Dirt flew into the stands from the riders spinning knobby tires. Each rider dreaming about riding the perfect lap around the half-mile track.

The 25-lap races flew by. The initial launch always seemed to seal the outcome of the race, but spectators held their breaths hoping for miracle moves propelling their racer to the front of the pack. It was like pulling the arm on a massive, half-mile slot machine hoping for an unexpected move to 4-aces and checkered flag jackpot results.

The father-son tattoo artists had pals who raced and bought pit passes to visit and inspect the asphalt pits, but they found nothing except friends with their motorcycles caked in sandy dirt sporting glistening smiles after a successful race.

The thieves spotted the Facebook post and dodged the Texas half-mile.

It had been over a year since Dick’s rig was stolen and the frustration grew. He’d survived two heart attacks, a stroke and cancer, but wasn’t giving up. Bryan called to check in, “I’m sorry I don’t have better news.”

“I’m in pain most of the time,” Dick said. “But when I’m on dirt tracks, I don’t feel a thing. Everything goes away.”

“We’re on it,” Bryan said noting Dick’s obvious depression and checked the flat-track web site for the next race.

Everyone was keyed up for the next race and just maybe luck would be on their side. The next race was scheduled for 23 April – the 1-70 Half-Mile presented by Indian Motorcycle of Kansas City, in Odessa, Missouri. Jennifer checked out the race program and reported to Bryan. Dick wanted to go. Markus was training for a traditional bow national competition and couldn’t help.

Randi called Bryan, “Have you ever been to Odessa?”

“No,” Bryan said. “As much as I would like to hang out with you, I can’t make this one.”

“We’re going,” Jennifer snapped from across the room. “It’s only 11.5 hours from here. We’ve got a month to plan.”

The Wyoming and South Dakota weather brightened and the two sisters were anxious to hit the road. Markus spoke to them weekly about weapons, security and law enforcement data. He called the Odessa police and found the detective responsible for vehicle theft. They spoke at length about the crime and options.

Randi relayed any info to Bryan who kept Dick in the loop. She also started to pack their Ford Ranger pickup for the trip. Her optimism drove her to buy some tie-down straps and she crawled under the truck bed so she could tighten down a bike chalk? after Jennifer drilled the holes in the bed and fed her the bolts.

Markus turned over the Odessa police contact to Jennifer.

“This is a big deal for the local riders,” Lt. Randall said. “I have a cousin who will be racing. I’m going to be one of his pit team along with another officer. You and Randi can have pit passes. We need spotters if we hope to nail these guys.”

Jennifer bit her nails waiting for the day they would jump into the Dime Horseshoe Saloon pickup and haul ass to Missouri for the races. The girls argued whether to peel out in the middle of the night and shoot for a one-day blast or to leave a day early.

They needed to arrive by noon on Saturday when the pits opened for the riders and their teams to set up. They decided to cut a frosty trail at 6:00 in the morning on Friday and get as close as possible that evening. They could crash for the night and hit the road in plenty of time to make it to the track by noon.

In the early morning light, they loaded final backpacks of clothing and hit the road. Driving in silence they steered out of Wyoming and through a good chunk of South Dakota. Once through Rapid City the State flattened out and Randi’s cell phone rang. “Hello,” Randi said.

“How’re you doing?” Markus asked directly as if she was a soldier on a mission.

“We’re anxious,” Randi said.

“Do you have weapons?” Markus inquired.

“Yes, sorta,” Randi said.

“They aren’t for the jackasses with the bike. They are for your self-protection,” Markus said. “You should know this. You are two hotties running a bar.”

“We have a shotgun and a baseball bat behind the bar,” Randi started to get feisty. “We’ve delt with more than our share of drunks and jealous cowboys.”

“Never mind,” Markus said sarcastically. “I’ll kick your ass later.” He hung up.

“Was he really pissed off,” Jennifer said as she drove at just over 75 mph on the wide, clean interstate 90 heading due east.

“Don’t think so,” Randi said, “just concerned.” She opened her leather purse and made sure she had her folding knife, another knife in the glove box and a small baseball bat behind her seat, just as Markus had suggested. She made sure each item was accessible.

They rumbled through the flatlands and made it to Sioux Falls by noon, where they searched for I-29 heading south along the Nebraska border into Iowa and Missouri. “Let’s eat,” Randi said.

They rolled off the interstate near the airport and found Josiah’s Coffee House. As they pulled into the asphalt parking area, they noticed a black van that looked like shit with rusted wheel wells and bumpers. It was parked diagonally across two spots.

“Can’t park or keep their van from crumbling,” Jennifer commented slipping out her door and locking the pickup.

As they approached the door to Josiah’s, two young guys burst out of the wide glass coffee shop doors with their take-outs. Both were blonde, one with long hair and taller than the other. “Suppose you want us to hold the door for you,” he said and spat on the sidewalk pushing the girls back as they burst into the parking lot.

“Bet that’s their piece of shit,” Jennifer said loud enough for them to hear. Randi noticed, the smaller of the two wore leather racing boots. He looked back at her, but his big partner grabbed his shoulder and pulled him toward the van.

“What do you think?” Randi said after they’d ordered and sat at a table looking out the window as the Van pulled out of the parking lot.

“I got the license plate number,” Jennifer said. They enjoyed cheesy spinach omelets, hot coffee lattes and hit the road onto the I-29 south toward Sioux City, Iowa.

Jennifer planned to drive as far as a small interstate intersection outside Lincoln, Nebraska and spend the night. The next day they could easily roll into Odessa, which was slightly east of Kansas City, Missouri. The total route would take 11.5 hours, and she hoped to cut it to 3 hours for the second leg.

Randi took the wheel after their coffee break and they refueled, then continued down highway 29 passed Sioux City.

The two punks in the van also refueled. The driver, the longhaired hippy looking douche, scratched his 4-day beard after refueling and hitting the road. “Those girls wouldn’t be the ones from that Chopper Chronicles web site, would they?” He lit another cigarette. His center console was a mess of empties, trash and cigarette butts.

“You’re paranoid,” his brother said wiping down his leather racing suit with some leather treatment to remove the mud from the last race.

“Maybe we should dodge this race,” Joey said and puffed on his cigarette.

“We can’t,” Ricky said. “I’ll lose my points standing. We missed the Texas race and I’ve got to score big at this one to stay in the running.”

Joey was a loser and his younger brother even worse. Their folks were drug addicts who decided to ditch them and move to San Francisco for the free drugs. They knew the city would give them food, shelter and drugs. What could be better. The kids would just hang them up.

Joey dealt weed since it was still illegal in Wyoming. He stole cars, pickups and even the van they were driving. His folks peeled out before he graduated from High School and he never had the opportunity to learn a trade. He needed to make enough to feed the two, and Ricky, at the time, couldn’t fathom what was happening. Joey seemed to make ends meet and Ricky could tinker with motorcycles and race. Life couldn’t be better, no school and motorcycles 24/7.

The I-70 Motorsports Park outside Odessa, a town of just over 5,000, had a short Saturday schedule with the pits opening at noon and fans were allowed in at 3:00 p.m. Opening ceremonies didn’t start until after all the classes took trial test runs on the watered-down dirt track surface. After the venue staff prepped the track, opening ceremonies kicked-off at 5:00 pm.

Some 14 contestants were sponsored for this event which was also sponsored by Indian of Kansas City.

The event would move along quickly with the pits being in constant motion. Everyone needed to be on their toes. The tarmac was a wide stretch of blacktop and dirt surrounding the race track with parting of the pits at the center of the oval to allow the spectators entrance into the race track. There were two entrances into and out of the pits, one on the east and one on the west.

The cops set up near the east entrance with their family and friends. News came in from dispatch with the license plate number from the stolen van. Detective Randall wandered around the pit lanes, a little over a half-mile hike checking teams and looking for the battered black van.

He returned unsuccessful to his designated area with their tent, gear and pickup. The girls parked in the spectator parking area and wandered to the line of wooden ticket booths and inquired about the pit passes at the will-call booth. There was a note with the passes indicating the location of the family of racers including two cops. They were granted access and passes. They made their way into a tunnel leading to the center of the track where the half-time band set up. A guarded gate in the tunnel under the stands provided spectator access into the pit area.

Jennifer and Randi showed their passes and were allowed access into the pit area. They hustled to the east entrance and introduced themselves to Detective Randall who was busy cleaning up their SuperTwin which had just completed their practice passes. Big Officer Randall was on his knees in the dirt cleaning, adjusting and oiling the drive chain.

“Officer Randall,” Jennifer said. “I’m Jennifer and this is Randi.”

Randall scrambled to his tall feet and attempted to offer his hand but thought better and pulled it back. His hands were covered in sticky chain fluid and dirt. “Good to meet you,” Randall said. He was big, burly and sported a massive bushy mustache. “I’ve been around the track once, but as you can see, I’m sorta busy. The pit area is jammed and there are a herd of competitors, all with rigs and crews.

“That van?” Jennifer asked. She was tall, and her natural beauty glistened when the sun warmed her features. Even without much makeup and just a touch of lipstick she glowed and Randall noticed.

“You’re right,” Detective Randall shook his head. “Could be our guys. The van was stolen about six months ago.”

The detective noticed their cooler with light jackets draped over it barely covering the aluminum alloy baseball bat.

“What’s with the bat?” Randall asked.

“We were coached on personal safety,” Randi said and puffed herself up. She wasn’t going to be ignored.

“I’d rather you called me, if you spot something,” the detective said. “I hope you’re not packing guns – are you?”

“No,” Randi said, “but we signed up for concealed carry training.”

“I don’t need a shootout here,” Randall added. “Too many innocent bystanders.

The Parts Unlimited AFT singles were making their way to the track for practice. Jennifer, nervous as hell, meandered around the dirt pit lane in the center being used for traffic. As they wandered, looking surreptitiously at all the trucks and folks, Randi’s frustration surfaced, “I can’t stand this. We can’t see the exit and Randall’s guys are too preoccupied to watch the gate all the time.”

Suddenly a thunderous roar of a big twin filled the air and the sisters turned as Markus slid sideways to a stop in front of them spraying them with dirt. “Had to be here for this and a fellow veteran,” Markus chuckled. He’d ridden round the clock from the coast.
“What the hell?” Jennifer spat, swatting the mud from the front of her denims.

“They haven’t shown?” Markus asked, still covered in road grime. He moved his bike out of the dirt road and kicked the FXR kickstand down.

“No, we can’t find them,” Randi said, tickled to see Markus.

“I need to get to the announcers booth,” Markus said. “Quick. If they are signed up, the track announcer will know. Singles are practicing. They need to be here.”

“Randi, can you watch the west gate?” Markus said. “I need Jennifer’s pass to get near the announcers.”

“You got it,” Randi said, took the baseball bat and jogged in the direction of the gate.

Jennifer straddled Markus’ chopped FXR as he fired it to life and peeled in the dirt to the center of the track and into the tunnel under the bleachers. They parked and ran up the internal wooden-slat stairs to the announcer’s booth above the stands and knocked on the door.

A staff member opened the door. A young man with a brisk demeanor. “No one is allowed in here until after…”

“Just need to know if all the singles racers have checked in,” Markus asked.

And older gentlemen wearing official attire and an announcers pumpkin-colored sport coat turned in their direction. “There’s always a no-show,” he said. “What’s up?”

“A van is due to arrive with a stolen race bike,” Markus explained. “If everyone checked in, he’s here.”

A hot looking blonde made up like a trophy girl, complete with a Miss Odessa sash and a glittery white bathing suit, turned from her portion of the counter scattered with class listing sheets. ?“The last singles competitor just checked in,” she said with big concerned blue eyes.

Markus pushed his way into the booth and turned toward the exterior windows looking out over the pits. The sun was beginning to drift into the West and shown directly into his eyes. He used his right hand to block the brilliance until he could focus but couldn’t see much except a hot looking brunette jumping up and down in the center of the pit road waving her hands at the announcer’s booth.

“They’re here,” Markus turned to Jennifer. “let’s go.”

They jammed down the shaky wooden stairs to the dirt path leading into the pit row, but Randi wasn’t in sight. The sun was playing games with their vision, darting between the rigs and flashy motorcycles. Markus suspected the worst as they jumped on his stretched FXR. They jammed away from where the cops stood guard toward the east entrance, then spun in the dirt heading behind the track to the north side.

The tall blonde thug had Randi by the arm and pulled her toward their van. He had the baseball bat and was threatening Randi with it. “Just one last race for my brother,” Joey said puffing on a cigarette.

Randi tried to pull away as Markus slid to a stop. Jennifer jumped off his bike. “You take the back; I’ll get in front.” He nailed the throttle and peeled in the direction of the van and slid to a stop between the vehicle and Joey holding tight to Randi and the aluminum bat. As he stopped the hippy let go of Randi’s arm and prepared to take a swing with the light but dangerous metallic bat.

“Hey,” Jennifer hollered and Joey turned distracted. He starred directly into the slivers of sunlight and couldn’t see. She grabbed Randi and threw a fist full of sand into his face, blinding him. When he turned back, Markus blocked the bat easily and struck the tall, disheveled man in the throat with a short, sharp strike. Joey grabbed his neck, grunted and dropped to his knees gasping for air in the dirt.

Markus pulled the right rear van door open wider as Ricky charged with a ballpeen hammer. Markus nailed him with the van door and he dropped stunned to the ground. “You’re racing days are over pal,” Markus said as the officers arrived, cuffed the bad guys and helped to remove the Honda racer from the van.

Markus helped the girls load the racer into their Ford Ranger. “You’re learning close quarters combat,” Markus said to both of them. “Use whatever you have at your disposal, but don’t ever let the enemy get ahold of your weapon. Now you owe me a steak.”

Though the rear lighting on my 2022 Ultra Limited was good I felt that it could use a little more. I am one of those guys who wants folks behind me to see me and also know when I am stopping or turning.

 There are panels between the saddlebags and the fender that have cutouts for these lights. The lamps are mounted in a sealed housing that slips into the opening and are held in place with the saddlebag hardware and an adhesive pad. They would give me the additional lighting I was looking for.

There is a choice of a smoke lens. https://www.harley-davidson.com/us/en/shop/keystone-auxiliary-led-run-brake-turn-lamp/p/67801082 which I decided to use.

There is also the traditional red lens model https://www.harley-davidson.com/us/en/shop/keystone-auxiliary-led-run-brake-turn-lamp/p/67801080

A nice function to using these links is that there is a place on the page you can put in your motorcycle information and it will let you know if it fits your motorcycle and if any other parts are necessary for proper installation.

The installation of these lights is something that most people who work on their own motorcycle should be able to do. The kit does come with a detailed instruction sheet and it should be read prior to installing these lights.

NOTE

The temperature should be between 70 and 100 degrees for proper drying of adhesive pad and at least 24 hours should pass before exposing to water. Maximum Strength after 72 hours.

TOOLS

3/8 Drive foot pounds Torque Wrench

3/8 Drive Ratchet

3/8 Breaker Bar

3/8 drive 1/2-inch-deep socket

3/8 drive 40 Torx

Phillips Screw Driver

Diagonal cutter

 

INSTALLATION 

Remove Saddlebags, Seat and Main Fuse. (Main Fuse is under left side cover)

Using 40 Torx, breaker bar, ratchet and ½ inch socket remove the nut from the inside bolt of the saddlebag mount. Do Not Remove Bolt.

There are right and left lenses.

With Adhesive still on backing plate Test Fit the light.

Remove light and clean the area that the adhesive backing touched. Wipe the casting with a mixture of Equal Parts of Isopropyl Alcohol and Distilled Water.

Allow To Dry Completely

Remove adhesive tape backing

Position bracket over screw and apply firm sliding pressure in tape area.

Install LED light and torque Screws to 8 Inch Pounds. Caution Over Tightening Will Crack The LED Light.

Repeat procedure on other side of motorcycle.

 Easy plug and play means no wiring splicing. Route wiring from each light up along frame rails securing with plastic wire ties and connect to supplied Y-harness. Separate factory taillight connector and insert harness.

Insert fuse and check operation of lights.

Install seat and pull up on front to make sure it is secure.

Install saddlebags. Done deal, go for a ride.