BIKERNET NEWS FLASH-VON DUTCH JOINS, JOSE’S BACK AND THE MARINES REPORT INAs usual, I don’t have any notion of how to kick this thing off. As most of you know, I was found guilty of a terrible crime and tossed aboard a corroding German vessel for five months of international community service. That’s the reason […]
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH-VON DUTCH JOINS, JOSE’S BACK AND THE MARINES REPORT IN (CONTINUED)_ Continued From Page 2BrainsIn the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tiredand somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news” he said as he surveyed the
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Digital Sounds Off About Licensing Fees In Washington State With the passing of another year came my birthday at the end of December. Every four years, that also marks the expiration of my Washington State Driver’s license. So, 2 days before hand, I made my way down to the local Department of Licensing office to
BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – JESSE JAMES JOINS SAN PEDRO POLICE FORCE (CONTINUED)Continued From Page 2A Word From Beautiful Brenda—As I was putting this news together, I received a phone call from our resident model/spokeswoman/mistress of ceremonies/ray of sunshine – Brenda Fox.She told me a story about Richard, the dude who bought the Blue Flame. She
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – JESSE JAMES JOINS SAN PEDRO POLICE FORCE (CONTINUED)Continued From Page 1 INSIDER HORSE TRADING–Recently, our Web master and bad guy sleuth, the Digital Gangster, began to sneak links into bike mag e-mail portals so we can scoop up insider information on several magazines. Here?s a report on the outlandish chopper mag
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – JESSE JAMES JOINS SAN PEDRO POLICE FORCE Thank Thor, the god of iron and silver, that he did. I needed a contact on the inside of a cop shop last week. As usual, I don?t know where to start this week. I?m still sitting on the rusting bucket of moneymaking (I
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH — MUTINY ON CHRISTMAS DAY, BLOOD FLOWSFirst, a word from the women.We women here at the Bikernet headquarters are still recuperating from Christmas, birthdays and all that other shit. You get a short News this week cause we don?t feel like working. We ran out of the mixings for White Russians so
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MERRY X-MAS FROM AROUND THE WORLD! Continued From Page 2Like I said bikers dig an adventure, like Dave Barr, the ex-mercenary/double amputee who has ridden all over the goddamn world on various Harleys and written a couple of books. Since he’s already done that with a lot of class, I had to do something different.
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MERRY X-MAS AROUND THE WORLD! Continued From Page 1Big Bore Report –Part 1 – Put about 550 miles on the new Dyna and it was slow. So… This week wetook it all apart, attached is a picture. We are in the process ofinstalling: 6200 RPM ignition box and new coil, 44 millimeter SE CV carb,211
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Merry Christmas Around The World Some people think these Bikernet reports are the result of too much whiskey and bad LSD. Others know for a fact that they are real square business. For a new reader who rolls into this Web site expecting only motorcycle info, you have a surprise ahead. Why, you may wonder,
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BIKERS WANT EQUAL RIGHTSTHE AIM/NCOM MOTORCYCLE E-NEWS SERVICE is brought to you by Aid to Injured Motorcyclists (A.I.M.) and the National Coalition of Motorcyclists (NCOM), and is sponsored by the Law Offices of Richard M. Lester. For more information, call us at 1-(800) ON-A-BIKE. Visit us on our website at NCOM COAST TO COAST BIKER
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EXCELSIOR-HENDERSON STRUCK DOWN AGAIN Continued From Page 2Bikernet JokeThe head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.” So
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EXCELSIOR-HENDERSON STRUCK DOWN AGAIN Continued From Page 1The WCC No. 2 is ready to be put together. We are waiting for the paint todry and some parts are still on back order. If things go as planned, we will have the whole build next week here onBikernet. But wait, there’s more. WCC No.
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EXCELSIOR-HENDERSON STRUCK DOWN AGAINA Note From Sin—As I sit here at my computer trying to put together some sort of news for you, my mind drifts between fantasy and reality as I know many people do daily. Just from talking to different Bikernet readers, many wonder what?s real and what?s bullshit on this
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News Flash – Doobies Rock And Bandit Reports In! Continued From Page 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Party At Bikernet!—Hey Bandit,Where the fuk are you exactly? Was a huge party at the Bikernet headquarters last night … kinda weird Layla said it was a make bandit fly home and fuk me party? We all donated $15 bucks, there was
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News Flash – Doobies Rock And Bandit Reports In! Continued From Page 1 Cool Chopper!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bikernet Caribbean Report—After endless delays, lines and numerous securtity checks, we finally madeit back from Phoenix. No wonder the airlines are close to flopping, theyare a disaster! A flight that normally takes six hours took us more than12. Anyway, we just
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New Flash – Doobies Rock And Bandit Reports In!Hey out there, all you thin-lipped, slim-hipped, tight-assed women who may frequent San Pedro’s The Spot on Pacific Avenue, this is Snake talkin’ to ya. I’ll be there next Friday night. I just got paid and I’ve got $10 more than I’m gonna keep. I don’t know
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With bike builders seemingly dropping from the trees these days, it gets harder and harder to stand out. Chica of Chica Custom Cycles in Huntington Beach, Calif., doesn’t have that problem. His wide array of unique creations is distinctive enough to get noticed, even among the endless displays at the Indy Dealer Expo and
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NEWS FLASH —- BANDIT LOST AT SEA (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Have you heard the news? They found bin Ladin!They dumped Viagra all over Afghanistan and that little prick just poppedright up! Don’t know how true this is, but it gives one pause.You know, it’s funny. I remember very vividly the Oliver North hearings, butdid
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH—BANDIT LOST AT SEAIt was time to roll. Layla was getting on my case, Sin Wu wasn’t satisfied with just lunch quickies, and Coral, well, I won’t go there. It was time to pack my sea bag and make for the coast. I hadn’t hit an airport since the terrorist attacks and completely
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SERIAL KILLER WIPES OUR SEVERAL THOUSAND TURKEYS This is going to be short and sweet. I’m on call for a turkey dinner and actually I should be over there now helping Sin Wu with preparations, but I’m waiting here for bike parks and Jack Daniels. Suppose that’s an indication or my priorities.On the
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–U.S. SUPREME COURT APPROVES ROADBLOCKS, BIKERS RECEIVE ANTI-DISCRIMINATION SUPPORT Hey, I wish I knew what was up. Yesterday, I was minding my own business scrambling through another colorful day on the coast when Nuttboy showed up for lunch. Sin Wu was at the pad and we were taking care of some business. Nuttboy
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THANKSGIVING TRIBUTE TO ALL THOSE FIGHTING TERRORISM (CONTINUED) Contiunued from Page 2BIKERNET PARTY RESEARCH REPORT–This is the beauty of science, the ability to explain a naturalphenomenon…I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin on thesitcom “Cheers.” One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining theBuffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THANKSGIVING TRIBUTE TO ALL THOSE FIGHTING TERRORISM Continued From Page 1 BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–We took the weekend to “organize” the shop; large plastic bins were filledwith parts and more parts, lots of stuff for Pans and Shovels as well asEvos. Amazing what you can gather in years of work, saving most of itfor
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