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Read More October 16, 2003 Part 4
By Bandit |
Continued From Page 3
BIKERNET BIKETOBERFEST TRAFFIC REPORT– DAYTONA BEACH –Just in time for Biketoberfest: leather weather. A strong cold front will plow into the southeastern states mid-week, bringing Central Florida’s first taste of fall with temperatures dropping to near 60, the Florida Division of Emergency Management said Tuesday.
The clear skies and cooler nights will coincide nicely with the arrival of an anticipated 100,000 motorcycle enthusiasts.
Daytona Beach police are urging drivers to avoid heavily congested areas when possible. The greatest concentration of visitors will be in the Main Street and North Beach Street areas, especially at night.
Limited traffic
Northbound and southbound traffic will be restricted between Auditorium Boulevard and Harvey Street during peak event times on the following roadways: Oleander, Wild Olive, Grandview and Hollywood avenues.
Police might also restrict traffic on the Main Street Bridge during peak times to allow emergency vehicles to cross.
Only motorcycles will be allowed to park in certain areas of North Beach Street from Thursday through Sunday. Watch for signs.
Concerts in Riverfront Park might close one stretch of Beach Street, from Bay Street to Mary McLeod Bethune Boulevard, to vehicles from 6 p.m. until about midnight.
When traffic gets dense, police recommend these routes:
? To enter Main Street from the north via Atlantic Avenue, stay in the right southbound lane. When you get to Main Street you will be allowed to turn right.
? To enter Main Street from the south on Atlantic Avenue, first turn left on International Speedway Boulevard then right on Peninsula Drive and take Peninsula north to Main Street.
Police are warning motorcyclists to watch out for pedestrians while riding to and from festival areas, especially at night. ?
–By MARY L. SCHROPP
News-Journal Correspondent
–from Rogue
BIKERTOBERFEST BIKE RENTALS– DAYTONA BEACH — Riding around town on a motorcycle during Biketoberfest doesn’t have to cost a mint.With prices ranging from $6,500 to $20,500 on the 2004 line of Harley-Davidson bikes, consumers armed with a motorcycle-endorsed driver’s license may want to rent instead.
Several local businesses rent motorcycles, including Daytona Harley-Davidson, 290 N. Beach St., the area’s largest motorcycle dealership.Danny Gallagher, Daytona Harley rental manager, said bikes are rented for $225 a day, with a three-day minimum requirement during special events. In the non-special events period, rates start at $130 a day, depending upon the model. In either case, the fee includes 24-hour roadside assistance, unlimited mileage, plus a helmet and rain gear.
Dan Johnson, owner of Midwest Motorcycle Rental & Tours, 2020 S. Atlantic Ave., Daytona Beach Shores, has been renting motorcycles and scooters for the last decade.The market is a lot more competitive than it was 10 years ago, Johnson said.Because of that, he said, rental prices have gone down. Midwest charges $150 a day during most of the year.But, for special events, the cost is $250 a day or $675 for three days, said Johnson, who also owns shops in Myrtle Beach, S.C., and Minneapolis, Minn.
“Bike Week is my Christmas,” he said last week, adding his business also gets a healthy boost from Biketoberfest visitors.
–By VALERIE WHITNEY
Business Writer, Daytona News Journal
–from Rogue
MO’ FICTION ON BIKERNET–G’day Bandit and Sin Wu. Found my Down South story when I checked Bikernet this morning. I loved George Fleming’s illustration.?I was particularly impressed that he read the descriptions of the characters and the bike in the story, and did the illustration accordingly.Even down to Odelle’s torn dress and disheveled look, and the sleeping bag tied onto the sissy bar behind the king and queen seat!George it’s a great picture, highlighted the opening of my story so well.
Thanks heaps mate!
Sin Wu and yourself have the opening pages of my next story;?I realise you’re busy folk so I’ll wait until I hear from you before I sent the rest of the tale. (I’ve actually finished it already. friends who’ve read it found it “spooky and atmospheric”.) I think that means it’s OK.
:Thanks for the opportunity to be published on your site. I look forward to writing more stuff for you.
Stay Upright.
Regards: Kevin “Knightro”Lumley.
We’ve received a strong demand for fiction and we’ll come across. Several manuscripts are nearing the Bikernet launching pad. –Bandit
A SOLDIER’S STORY–At Walter Reed Medical Center in Washington, DC recently the SergeantMajor of the Army (SMA), Jack Tilley, was with a group of people visiting the wounded soldiers. He saw a Special Forcessoldier who had lost his right hand and suffered severe wounds of his face and side of his body. The SMA wanted to honorhim and show him respect without offending, but what can you say or do in such a situation that will encourage and uplift?How do you shake the right hand of a soldier who has none?
He decided to act as though the hand was not missing andgripped the soldier’s wrist while speaking words of comfort and encouragement to him.
But there was another man in that group of visitors who had even broughthis wife with him to visit the wounded who knew exactly what to do. This man reverently took the soldier’s stump of a handin both of his hands, bowed at the bedside and prayed for him. When he finished the prayer he stood up, bent over thesoldier and kissed him on the head and told him that he loved him.
What a powerful expression of love for one of our wounded heroes! Whatkind of a man would kneel in such humility and submission? It was the wounded man’s Commander-in-Chief, George W. Bush; atrue leader.
This story was told by the SMA at a Soldiers Breakfast held at Red StoneArsenal, AL, and recorded by Chaplain James Henderson, stationed there.
–from Chris T.
BIKERNET MILITIA TRAINING–> “A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you leastexpect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.” -Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance.
“Aim towards the Enemy.” -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. -U.S. Marine Corps
“Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs areguaranteed to always hit the ground.” -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
“If the enemy is in range, so are you.” -Infantry Journal
“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you justbombed.” -U.S. Air Force Manual
“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously neverencountered automatic weapons.” -Gen.Mac Arthur
“Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.” -Infantry Journal
“You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me.” -U.S.Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.
“Tracers work both ways.” -U.S. Army Ordinance
“Five second fuses only last three seconds.”-Infantry Journal
“Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last, and don’t ever volunteerto do anything.” -U. S Navy Swabbie
“Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.” -David Hackworth
“If your attack is going too well, you’re walking into anambush.”-Infantry Journal
“No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.” -Joe Gay
“Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.” -Anon
“Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.” -Unknown MarineRecruit
“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.” -Your Buddies
“If you see a bomb technician running, follow him.” -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop
–from Chris T.
LOOKIN’ FOR TIM CONDER–I worked with Tim Conder, a Washington State custom creation Kat, on the Touring Chopper that Jesse James built. I’ve always respected his abilities and may start another bobbed pro-street in his neighborhood. We’d like his input.
Here’s his web site. http://www.armageddontopfuel.com/gallery/destruction.html
–Bandit
DID YOU KNOW–??The first gasoline-powered motorcycle was created in 1885 by German engineer Gottlieb Daimler. The motorcycle had a one-cylinder engine, wooden frame and rode at a top speed of 15 mph.
??The Harley-Davidson company was formed in 1903, when William S. Harley and Arthur Davidson partnered.
??The first Daytona 200 motorcycle race was Jan. 24, on 3.2-miles of beach and road tracks.
??During World War II, 90,000 Harley-Davidson motorcycles were produced for Allied forces.
??According to the Federal Highway Administration, in 2002 there were about 4.9 million registered motorcycles in the United States. Of those, about 6 percent were in Florida.
-Compiled by News Researcher Tom Rabeno
WE WANT YOUR BLOOD!– On Halloween day, October 31st from 10am-3pm, the Orange County Blood Services Bloodmobile will be at California Harley-Davidson.
If you wish to donate, call Peter at 539 3366 or e-mail Please eat a good meal and drink plenty of fluids before donating. Picture ID is required, you need to be at least 135 lbs., and you must not have given blood in the past eight weeks. This blood donation process takes approximately 45 minutes to 1 hour. Donors will receive limited edition Orange County Blood Service t-shirts.Trick or treat, giving blood is neat! TWO WHEELED LOVE AFFAIR– NEW SMYRNA BEACH — He fell in love in 1955 in Keansburg, N.J., and boy, did he fall hard. He knew right away the relationship was everything he wanted — perfection. Nothing could ever replace that kind of feeling. N-J/Craig Litten Larry Russell, who bought his first Harley-Davidson when he was 15, surrounds himself with most of his 38 vintage motorcycles, most of them Harley-Davidsons.He hasn’t so much as thought about another, hasn’t lost a hint of that first-date rush of emotion when he talks about it to this day. Larry Russell has owned and loved Harley-Davidsons for 48 years. The barn on his sprawling property off State Road 44 keeps watch over 38 silent but story-telling vintage motorcycles. The love affair has grown right along with his first love, wife Rose Marie, since the first time he held them both. Rose Marie shares her husband’s passion for Harley history, and they’ll both be in the thick of things during Biketoberfest, which officially begins today. The Russell collection won’t be on display, though. Russell might show off one or two for friends, but not everyone appreciates what these bikes mean to Harley-Davidson’s history. –By JENNY ZIMMERMAN –from Rogue BIKETOBERFEST HISTORY–Randy Russell, the New Smyrna Beach Harley-Davidson parts manager who also gets credit for coming up with the Biketoberfest name, sees the value of his father’s collection from more than a son’s perspective. He collects rare bikes, too. The family owned and operated Cycle Care, a parts and repair shop in New Smyrna Beach, for 17 years, and Russell was an instructor at the American Motorcycle Institute for nine years. All along, Larry Russell promised himself — and Rose Marie, who retired in June from Atlantic High School’s Life Skills office — that “someday” he’d be retired and would devote his time to restoring some of the bikes. “Someday’s finally here,” Larry Russell said. “I didn’t know all along that this was for our retirement, but it is. We’re going to do it together; we’ll take one at a time and Rose Marie’s gonna help me. We work well together. She understands me.” The Russells have traveled across North America countless times, recording what he estimates to be about 750,000 miles on Harleys. They ride an FLH Tour Classic now, the first “brand-new” bike purchase for Larry Russell. The couple returned from Nova Scotia this summer with about 158,000 miles on their newest bike, and they aim to put 200,000 on it. –By JENNY ZIMMERMAN –from Rogue THE PARROT–Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.Since she had to go to work the next day, she told therepairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat.Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mailyou a check.Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog.He won’t bother you.But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances,talk to my parrot!” “I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!” When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the followingday, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he hasever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there onthe carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with hisincessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer andyelled,”Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!” To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!” –from Rev CarlR SOMETHING I LEARNED FROM CROSSING PART OF AMERICA– Hi folks, If you watch TV news or read the national newspapers you probably come away with the idea that America is made up of greedy, self-involved, violent people. As we crossed the mid-section of America I found this to be a total misrepresentation of the American people. Maybe we were just lucky….I don’t know, but everyone we met was nice. People came up to us at almost every stop at convenient stores, gas stations and diners. They would ask where we were headed and where we were from. They asked questions about our bikes and about us. Sometimes they approached cautiously. (They watch the evening news as well.) But their curiosity would get the best of them and they would want to know about us. Some of them were travelers like us, but many were local folks stopping to get gas or something to eat. There was the fellow from Tennessee we met at our over-night stop in Missouri. When he read my nickname on my windshield he disappeared into his room and returned moments later with a cold beer and said “Here Santa, for all the nice stuff you brought me all those Christmas’s.” He then called his wife out and said, “Look dear this is what Santa looks like when it is not Christmas.” There was the couple in Kansas that invited us to their place to put our bikes in their garage to ride out a storm. There was the 85-year-old woman in a convenient store in Missouri who had ridden her own motorcycle all over the U. S. and Canada. Her only regret was that she could no longer ride. There was a farmer in Nebraska that was worried that if they didn’t get some rain soon he would have to plow under his corn crop and was surprised at how we stood up to the heat….the rancher in Colorado who was amazed that we had ridden our bikes so far….the two couples we met in Sturgis that were from Nebraska returning from a trip to Yellowstone in their RV. There were the bikers from Detroit that Dale and I met at a little gas station in the middle of nowhere in northern South Dakota (we were headed for North Dakota) that brought us two beers…seems there were four of them and they had a six pack. But most of the encounters were with non-motorcycling folks. There were literally dozens of these types of incidents. And something else struck me……their departing comments were almost always “You fellows be careful and have a great trip” and sometimes with a wistful look in their eyes “I wish I was going with you”. Children in passing cars would wave or give us the thumbs up, sometimes the adults would too. Teenagers would whoop and holler at us from the sidewalks and old men would regale us with stories of their adventures. Americans have not lost their romanticism. We were strangers traveling unprotected in the elements and that seemed to strike a cord with the folks we met. America still loves an adventurer. Americans are surprisingly open and friendly people, especially on the back roads. The heart of America is still strong and its lifeblood is still freedom. Ride safe and have fun…but ride, IT’S A WRAP–Have a great time in Daytona, if you’re rolling out. If not come back to Bikernet often. More stories, Cyril Huze feature, How To Build A Bike In Nine Days and more is headed this way. I even had the priviledge to speak to the master craftsman, Ron Finch, recently. He’s still making door knobs out of cam shafts. I just made a deck railing out of springer risers, but he’s the master. I am but an intern under his austier tutelage. There’s always something to learn and a woman to touch. Life ain’t bad. Ride Forever, –Bandit
Staff Writer
Staff Writer, Daytona News Journal
Terry (Santa Claws) Royse
October 9, 2003 Part 4
By Bandit |
Continued From Page 3
COP GONE BAD IN FLORIDA– A veteran reserve deputy with the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office who supervised other employees and was trusted by his superiors was charged with grand theft Wednesday after an internal investigation revealed he had falsified timecards to the tune of $45,000, authorities said.
Sheriff’s deputies took Richard Timothy Barrett into custody Wednesday morning after Barrett’s boss drove him to New Smyrna Beach’s city administration building. He was being held Wednesday at the county’s Branch Jail on $5,000 bail.
The 45-year-old Barrett is a firefighter with New Smyrna Beach. The city’s fire chief, Tim Hawver, said he learned of the charges earlier in the week and decided to pick up Barrett at the fire station and drive him to the administration building because he did not want Barrett arrested in front of his colleagues.
Sheriff Ben Johnson was angry.”We’re the people that are supposed to protect the public, not steal from it,” Johnson said Wednesday. “I’m very, very disappointed.”
By LYDA LONGA and MARK JOHNSON
Daytona News Journal Staff Writers
–from Rogue
MASTER PAINTER’S REPORT– Why am I posting a tank mural of the Twin Towers this week? I’m not exactly sure. Mainly cos it’s just a nice mural, but way back in ’95 when I painted it, I had no idea how very fragile these monuments of mankind were or the precious life that gathered inside them each day. I just kinda saw them, painted them and basically took it for granted that they would be there always.
I guess that’s the lesson for this week, taking things for granted. Like thinking that I won’t be the one to go down on a bike if I am always very careful. Well, it wouldn’t have mattered how careful I was, cos I’ve been taking that little Sportster of mine for granted. Always trusting that it will get me safely to where I am going – even if I don’t check all the mechanical workings as closely as I should. Yes, I made it home each night at Sturgis. Little did I realize at the time what a miracle that was.
It wasn’t until the old boy pulled off the rear wheel last night that I knew I owed fate a big one. There aren’t many things that can risk a rider’s life more than having a wheel seize up. And that’s just what almost happened to me. A seal on the rear axle was shot and the bearing was less than 10 miles from eating itself and freezing up. It was rusty, the rollers bitten down, ready to fall out, and a nasty thin piece of metal was about to work it’s way among the already loose rollers. One short ride away from disaster.
All those road trips pounding the living snot out of that bike, many of those miles in the rain. Jim had noticed the rear wheel looked as tho it had moved over just a bit, so he took it off to check the bearings. I’ll check that bike over much more often in the future. Chances like this don’t come twice, yet alone even once.
Biketoberfest is already shaping up to be a wild time. I just heard from the guys who kidnapped me 2 years ago. They want to meet at The Iron Horse. The staff of The Horse will be in town. Corbin is throwing their usual brutal Biketoberfest party and having a Rat’s Hole bike show in their parking lot on Sat. Even the new poster guy for Iron City Beer, LapDog himself, will be skulking around town signing cans of Iron City.
I’ll have a blow by blow feature for Bikernet written up in short order due to the fact that Jose ain’t the one with a laptop. I’ll have my newest toy with me, come home at night, sit in the doorway of the tent by the lake, zap this badboy to life, and get all the lurid details down before the morning fog clears them away. Now, if I can just get that Sporty back on the road………….
–CrazyHorse
BIKERNET TRAVEL RECOMMENDATIONS–Three gentlemen are seated together on a cross-country plane trip.After about an hour the first gentleman, by way of breaking the ice, puts down his New York Times and announces:”My name is Jonathan Smith. Rear Admiral. U.S.Navy. Retired. Served in Korea and Vietnam. Married. Two sons. Both Doctors.”He picks up his paper and continues to read.
About an hour later, the second gentleman puts down his Washington Post and says, “Dillard Jones. Admiral. U.S.Navy. Retired. Served in Korea, Vietnam and Gulf War. Married. Two sons. Both Lawyers.”He then picks up his paper and continues to read.
Later on, the third man puts down his Daily Racing Form and grunts,”Gus Miller. Senior Chief Petty Officer. U.S.Navy. Retired. Served in Korea, Vietnam, Gulf War and Enduring Freedom. NEVER married.Two sons, Both Admirals.”
–from Rogue
FELLATIO MAY DIGNIFICANTLY DECREASE THE RISK OF BREAST CANCER IN WOMEN–Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)AP) — Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
“I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act,” said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. “I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women.”
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
“Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,” said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. “Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.”
The study is reported in Friday’s Journal of Medical Research. I got this directly off the Associated Press wire service. It also ran today on the CNN web site so it’s for real.I may go into the practice of medicine starting immediately. I already ordered my shingle. –TBear RESPECTS FOR SOLDIERS–It is the soldier, not the reporter, It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, It is the soldier, –from Thomas C. APACHE JIL REPORT–Apache Jil is responsible for one of two Bandit tattoos. She worked out of a humble shop in Tombstone, Arizona. Bert Grimes handled the other Bandit tat in 1971. Sinwu’s tattoo artist of choice is Bob Roberts. Apache Jil now resides in Reno. “My cell # is 775-750-1502,” said Jil recently trying to find Bandit. Give here a call if you want a quality tat and an old school experience. Boxes & Crates Boxes And Milk Crates I’m Gonna Make Her Right She’s Gotta Make Him Proud 74 Cubic Inches –Written By Panhead Josh Of Outlaws World BRAND NEW CUSTOM CHROME CATALOG RELEASED– Custom Chrome’s new offering for 2004. The California based distributor brings you the most comprehensive product offering in the Harley-Davidson aftermarket! At over 1,200 pages and over 22,000 part numbers, their 2004 Catalog features the new RevTech 110 Motor, Hard Core II, Ares bikekits and noumious frames and forks–everything from nuts & bolts to performance products. It’s the Custom Bike Bible for the year. ONLY $9.95 + 6.95 Shipping** QUOTE OF THE DAY–” If you are going through Hell – keep going!” –Winston Churchill –from the Rev Dave and Jenny Hanlon, two of the three founders of Excelsior-Henderson. START THE PRESSES–So what’s it all mean? Should we shut down the projects, drink beer and stare at the tube? I can’t stand commercials. I recently discovered a satellite system of radio stations. Just 11 bucks a month and no more commercials. I’m for that. I suppose us A-types need to keep rolling or shrivel up and turn to dust. Not sure what the answer is or what the hell I would do with the solution if it was delivered on a silver plate. Speaking of A-types, watch for a future American Rider. I’m covering the controversy surrounding the new book on Excelsior-Henderson. Two brothers gave up everything to build a company and came within a knat’s wing of making it. Now’s there’s trouble in paradise. Watch for it on the pages of American Rider, although we’ll keep you up on all the action here on Bikernet. Ride Forever,
who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet,
who has given us freedom of speech. 
who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier, not the lawyer,
who has given us the right to a fair trial. 
who salutes the flag,
who serves under the flag,
and whose coffin is draped by the flag,
who allows the protester to burn the flag.
American Freedom
Don’t take it lightly!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
With 20 Years Of Dust
Someones Lost Dreams
Become Mine
I’m Gonna Make Him Proud
1957 Such A Good Year
She’s Gotta Be Long
Eighteen Over Springer
No Front Brake
She’s Gotta Be Loud
Upsweep Drag Pipes
He Can Hardly Wait
Candy Apple And Metal Flake
The Plan Is In His Head
Where To Start
Ahh Yes That Wishbone Frame
Gonna Strip Her Down
She’s Gotta Be Clean
She’s Gonna Be Sane
And A 4 Speed
Seal Her Fate
Come Summer
The Crates Will Be Empty
A Bike WIll Be Re-born
Turn Every Head
Like A Pretty Girl
Strong Enough
To Rule The World
–Bandit
October 9, 2003 Part 3
By Bandit |
Continued From Page 2
BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT– As you all have noticed I have been absent for the past couple weeks, never before I’ve been away from my report over the last few years, but this time it was for a major reason. I might or might not explain, or let you know about later.
I want to thank everyone that was worried about me, and what was going on. I’m fine. Nothing more than a big ass back log on the shop since I took a couple days off and like I was not behind before, now I’ve spent the last few days playing catch up with mere everyday stuff. To say the least I’m drained, kinda of stressed and still dealing with everyday life. I had 5 articles for The Horse, plus all the stuff here and in reality I did not feel like doing shit, much less get the ideas to write about stuff!
But as you know, the world is the idea maker, how about you guys in California? New governor, chick groping, adulterous, my kind of guy, but to what extent the world of make believe in the famous Lala land goes, Ahnold is govahnor. Let’s hope his steroid infested, muscle bound head finds the space to get rid of the fucking helmet law. I love California, but I guess this all proves it’s really fucked up. If anything, his step up in life is a story of real drama and perseverance from a muscle head with nothing, to becoming a star, married to one of the richest families in the US and now governor of Cali….what a ride.
I missed the Custom Chrome dealer show, which I heard was really cool. Sadly, I had to bail out on the trip, but I’m sure the people who actually made it will let us know about what went on. I really regret not spending the few days in Frisco with friends that I usually see.
On the up side, we have a new member on the family, I mean, another dog. We got Pancho a chick, so soon we will have a bunch of Fila Brasileros running around the house and shop. It was also a little reward for my dog after taking two 9mm slugs in him and surviving while defending my parents.
Oh well, that’s it for now. We have some new 3/4 sleeve shirts and a bunch of the chopper freak stuff, if interested visit our website, also if you have a chance check some of the photos by Michael Lichter in the latest issue of ER.
See you next week. Biketoberfest is near!
Jose
SHE WAS SO BLONDE?
? she thought a quarterback was a refund
? she thought General Motors was in the army
? she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
? at the bottom where it said “sign here” she wrote Libra
SHE WAS SOO BLONDE?
? she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
? she sent a fax with a stamp on it
? she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
? under “education” she put “Hooked on Phonics”
SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE?
? she tripped over a cordless phone
? she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate”
? she told me to meet her at the corner of “walk” and “don’t walk”
? she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE?
? she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
? she studied for a blood test
? she sold her car for gas money
? when the sign said “AIRPORT LEFT” she turned around and went home
SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE?
? when she heard that 90% of crimes occurred near home, she moved
? she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
? she thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless
? she thought she could not use her AM radio in the evening
from Rogue
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL–It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she’d get to know the new kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: “My name is Mary, and my daddy is a mailman who delivers mail to big government buildings.”
The next little boy says: “I’m Andy, and my Dad is a mechanic at a Porsche dealership.”
Then one little boy says: “My name is Jimmy, and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men.”
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject.
Later in the schoolyard, the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and timidly said, “No, my dad raises money for the Democratic Party, but I was just too embarrassed to say it
–from Rogue
DEAL OF THE WEEK–There is an auction in town here in Springfield Illinois. Mint unrestored 1912 Harley and many other cars and parts,
Here is the link, also I have seen the bike up close if memory serves me right it has 3 original miles
http://www.biddersandbuyers.com/ads/101803gaule.htm
BACK TO SCHOOL– A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment to get their parents to tellthem a story with a moral to it. The next day the kids came back,and one by one began telling their stories.
Most of them were the usual “Don’t put all your eggs inone basket,” or “Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched,” varietyuntil the teacher asked little Michael to tell his story.
“My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen, ” he began.”Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and herplane got hit. She had to bailout over enemy territory and all she had was 2bottles of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete?
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn’t break,and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops! She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets,then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke,and then she killed the last ten with her bare hands! “
Good heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “what kind of moral did your daddytell you from that horrible story?”
“Stay the fuck away from Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking”
–from TBear
Good Sign it’s going to be a bad day–from Bob T.
WHY SOME ATHLETES CAN’T HOLD REAL JOBS– Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter DonKing: “Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison forthree years, not Princeton.”
Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costaswhy he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: “Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye.” (Deadman walkin’)
Of course, the classic one that’s missing here is when Shaq O’Neill wasinterviewed at LSU upon being drafted into the NBA, an interviewer inquired about his talents. Shack replied, “Coach sayI’m amphibious — ya know man, I can go left or right.”
–Chris T.
Old shot from Bob T.
BIKETOBERFEST 2003–Officially Daytona Beach Biketoberfest is October 17-19th, but I guess that some one forgot to tell the Bikers of Florida or more likely they have So Much Fun they are getting an early start.
Pre-Biketoberfest parties are going on all over the coast, not just in the Daytona area. Many bikers have found out that some really good parties with decent prices and entertainment surround the famous beach.
Billy lane is scheduled to appear at the County Line in Melbourne which is at the intersection of Florida route 192 and I-95 Friday night for their weekly party.
Space Coast Harley Davidson on US1 also in Melbourne has a whole day of events Saturday.
Webster Flea Market: Jim Collins Memorial Fundraiser, 352-793-9700.
Brooksville: Abate’s Annual Spooks & Scoots, mailto:patti.winter@gte.net
Raven’s Nest Halloween Scavenger Poker Run -352-325-0300
Kissimmee: Barbeque at Legends Cycles: – 407-870-5571
Longwood: Handlebar Grill: 600 North Rt.17-92 -407-339-4949
Sanford: Bar Out Back: mailto:mixsono@ci.sanford, – 407-310-9167
Port Orange: Pre-Biketo-berfest Swap Meet and Blow Out at the Black Hills Saloon, 5007 S. Ridgewood Ave. Wet-T-Shirt Contests, Best Chaps, Old Skool to Neo Bike Shows.
Well you get the idea. There is just too many to post here and this is just a few.
Recently I received an e-mail from Geno at the Horse Magazine though inviting me to the Meet and Greet they are throwing at The Last Resort Bar, 5812 S. Ridgewood (US1) in Port Orange on October 18th where they will also be hosting the Ol,Skool Hardcore Chopper Show.
I will definitely be there shooting it for Bikernet.com. Shit if you show up you might even get your mug on the net or in the magazine. Scantily clad females and those showing what they got will be a slight priority. But then again we have been know to show ugly males too. Okay, Okay I will take every one’s picture and let the staff pick the ones they want.
Enough of this. I’m going for a ride and research more party joints.
Party Hearty
–ROGUE
TEXAS SWAP MEETS– Just a quick note to remind you’all about the First of our Fall Swap Meets coming up this Sunday October 12th at the Longhorn Ballroom in Dallas. The Weather Channel predicts a pretty weekend in Dallas with Partly Cloudy skies and a high in the upper 70s. We Predict BARGAINS WILL BE FOUND as the phone is ringing hard here at the Scooter Times Office and an ever growing diverse Vendor Line-Up is contacting us for booth space.
Vendors are moving in at 7am and the Swap Meet is officially open at 9am. $8 adult admission Be there !!
For more information log on to www.texasscooter.com or call the office at 254-687-9066
–Red Roberts
ALSO DON’T FORGET SUNDAY OCTOBER 19TH is the “Texas Style Party Drags” STATE FINALS at Lone Star Raceway Park in Sealy just outside of Houston. Long range forcastsat the Weather Channel look GREAT for the “Last Big Drags of ?03” Make your Plans –
NITRO HARLEYS – TOP GAS HARLEYS – NOSTALGIA FUEL HARLEYS & 30 TROPHY CLASSSES FOR ANY TYPE OF HARLEY DAVIDSON – Lots of EXCITEMENT for just $20
WHEELS THROUGH TIME MUSEUM–Glad to see that your museum is open for viewing. I remember what a specialcollection it is, especially all the memorabilia. I have visited Asheville- beautiful place and gracious people – so I’m somewhat familiar with thearea.
I’ll send a couple of copies of that issue today, and forward this to anassociate, Keith Ball, who I’m sure would also be interested in visiting themuseum.
Buzz
Editor
American Rider
(805) 667-4317
Check the antique motorcycle museum covered in the recent issue of American Rider–it’s killer.
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October 9, 2003 Part 2
By Bandit |
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HOTTEST HOLLYWOOD PARTY EVER–Jim Gianatsis and Gianatsis Design, producers of the world famous Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show and the Performance Machine and Mikuni Carburetor sponsored Iron & Lace Custom Motorcycle Pinup Calendar, invite you to an evening of fun to celebrate with our friends and industry associates.
Join us for Iron & Lace Calendar Night at Barfly, one of the trendiest clubs on Hollywood’s famed Sunset Boulevard strip on Saturday evening, October 11th 2003 beginning at 9pm (Dinner reservations are available earlier, call 310.360.9490). In attendance will be the beautiful FastDates.com Calendar Angels and America’s premier custom bike builders featured in the Iron & Lace Calendar, together with our calendar sponsors, special celebrities and the industry press.
Featured builders with their latest custom bikes on display will include Jesse Rooke, 2-time Performance Machine Best of Show Winner at the LA Calendar Motorcycle Show with his latest award winning custom “Rockett”. Other celebrity builders scheduled to attend include Harold Pontarelli, Russell Mitchell, Don Chica, and Roland Sands. And to keep it really exciting we’ll toss in a few Go Go Dancers, a sexy Burlesque Show, and the hottest starlets Hollywood has to offer.
Plus it will be filmed for Speed and Spike TV so we can blackmail you afterwards!
See you there!
Jim Gianatsis
BIKER CRIME SYNDICATE GOES TO TRIAL–18 Indiana members of the Outlaws Motorcycle Club who authorities say are cogs in the wheel of an international criminal network are awaiting trial in a Toleo prison. The members are charged with dozens of crimes, including drug dealing, arson, bombings, intimidation, shootings and murder.
The Indy Outlaws are part of a 38-person federal indictment issued in April that identified Indianapolis as the home of the club’s leadership. Several of the indicted Outlaws, including their president, James Lee “Frank” Wheeler, listed their home addresses at various houses in Indianapolis where the Outlaws’ clubhouse is located.
Wheeler, prosecutors say, masterminded Outlaws operations for the past three years, after the former president, Harry “Taco” Bowman, was sentenced to life in prison in Florida. Wheeler’s own racketeering and drug dealing trial just ended in Tampa, Fla., this past week. He faces a sentence of 10 years to life in prison. Prosecutors said Wheeler traveled from Indiana to Florida to oversee drug operations and other schemes, including arson. They also charged him with crimes in New York, Illinois and Michigan. Wheeler was acquitted of the most serious charges, including involvement in two murders and conspiracy to distribute cocaine.
Thirteen ex-members of the Outlaws testified for the government against Wheeler. Wheeler was convicted of a firebombing of the Hell’s Henchmen motorcycle clubhouse in Chicago and hiding Bowman from authorities after his conviction. He will be sentenced Jan. 12 in the Tampa courtroom of U.S. District Judge James D. Whittemore.
In the Ohio case, the members are accused of stealing motorcycles and motorcycle parts; dealing cocaine, marijuana, methamphetamine, LSD, Ecstasy and Valium; and trafficking in firearms, machine guns, silencers and explosives. Their trial is scheduled for Feb. 20 in Toledo, Ohio, before U.S. District Judge David A. Katz.
The case is part of a sprawling nationwide crackdown on the Outlaws conducted mostly by federal authorities during the past 10 years. “There is a huge expansion of these groups worldwide; it’s gone nuts,” said Patrick Schneider, an assistant U.S. attorney in Phoenix, who is president of the Outlaws Motorcycle Club Investigators Association.
Prosecutors have more than 400 hours of taped interviews about the group in connection with the Ohio case. They laid out a pattern of violence and drug dealing that spanned years.
Indianapolis police say the Outlaws are one of three criminal motorcycle gangs in the city including The Sons of Silence and the Cossacks. None of the groups is a social club, police said. “They are all into narcotics dealing, especially meth; murder; and racketeering,” said Sgt. Steve Staletovich of the Indianapolis Police Department.
–Rogue
SOMETHING ABOUT HIS EYES– My friend wants to get rid of her boyfriends’ dog, she says it undresses her with it’s eyes, and she feels uncomfortable around it. Does anyone want him or maybe know of someone? I have attached a photofor you…
BRETT SMITH TAKES OVER S&S–S&S Cycle Inc. is pleased to announce the appointment of Brett Smith as President effective October 1st, 2003. Brett is a third generation family-member (grandson of George and Marjorie Smith, founders of S&S Cycle). He began his career with the company as CFO in February of 2002. In April 2003, was also named the VP-Sales & Marketing while maintaining the CFO title as well. In his capacity as President he will no longer serve as CFO, but will continue to serve as acting VP-Sales & Marketing until such time as an appropriate replacement has been identified. S&S is currently reviewing internal candidates. The interim-President, Mike Alexander, has reverted to his longstanding status as VP-Manufacturing.
?It is very exciting and gratifying to see the third generation take on a leadership role in the company. It is very rare for a family-owned business to pass on to the third generation and it is personally rewarding to see my son take a lead in that. I think I speak for the entire Board of Directors in saying that we look forward to seeing what this relatively new, but talented and extremely enthusiastic management team has in store for us,? stated Chairman of the Board and former S&S President, George Smith, Jr.
?The past year and a half has been a whirlwind for me at S&S and in the V-Twin industry,? said Brett. ?I have been blessed to have outstanding employees working with and for me. Furthermore, the job is easy when your predecessors leave you with something like the S&S brand and its Proven Performance products to work with. I am very excited to have the opportunity to lead the company as President and wish to personally thank all of those individuals that helped make S&S such a success. Most importantly, I wish to thank interim-President, Mike Alexander, for his guidance and mentoring the past year and his selfless service to the business in bringing me along while still acting as the VP-Manufacturing.?
ANOTHER S&S PROMOTION–James Simonelli has recently been promoted to Director of Communications and Marketing. James formerly filled the Communications Manager position and led S&S?s recent 145-Tribute Project under the guidance of then VP-Sales & Marketing, Brett Smith. He has been employed at S&S Cycle since 1995 and has filled various positions in technical services and marketing.”James has been an outstanding employee for S&S and is very well-known and respected throughout the industry. His creativity and commitment to this company are without question. I could not think of a better person to have in this role. I am very excited that he accepted this new role and responsibility,” said President, Brett Smith.
“I am excited about filling this new position and look forward to several upcoming projects. The 145-Tribute Project was just the start for us and the industry can expect further exciting events. I am most enthusiastic about our new ad campaign that will be released during the upcoming model year,” said James.
CYRIL HUZE MOVED–We moved to new quarters. Our new shop is exactly 1/2 a block south. Don’t laugh. It takes as much sweat to do the moving with no break between moving out & moving in!
Check out the new Cyril Huze Calendar on his site.
Thank you for noting our new address.
3495 North Dixie Highway # 1, Boca Raton, Florida 33431.
Telephone, fax…..and of course email, didn’t change!
BIKERS AND COWBOYS–The pissed off cowboy walked into the saloon and slammed his fist on the bar.”Ok”, he shouted, “Who’s the son of a bitch that painted my horse’s balls red”?
At the other end, a huge biker stood up, ripped the end of the bar out of the floor and slammed it back down. “I did asshole”, he said. “What have you got to say about that”?
“Oh”, said the cowboy. ” I just thought I’d let you know… he’s ready for his second coat.”
–from Rogue
PAUL YAFFE APPAREL SALE–Take advantage of the Paul Yaffe Originals T-Shirt Blowout! Over 15 different styles to choose from. We are making room for our new designs so the savings are being past on to you. Choose from t-shirts, girls tanks and sweat shirts.
Or give us a call to order @ 602.840.4205 ext:224
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October 9, 2003 Part 1
By Bandit |
I wish I knew what the hell I was doing. Let me run a couple of thought-provoking items past you: Projects, Time and Happiness. Sinwu just read that the happiest people are from a small tribe in Africa. Seems the folks there are smiling constantly because they base their happiness and wealth on education, family and friends. It seems that some of us aren’t as happy because of the competition and drive to have 13 irons in the fire constantly.
I just spoke to a couple of buddies of mine who have fine, productive successful businesses. Are they slowing down? Oh hell no. Kenny Price from Samson just bought the bowling alley in Sturgis. Another partner started a new product line. So what is the definition of success or happiness in this country? And what about time? I’ve often said time becomes more precious than money. Let’s get to the news, I’m in a hurry, too many deadline, bikes to build, real estate to buy, stocks to watch:
BIKERNET HELMET CONTEST–Two more submissions for the helmet contest and I’m gonna run it for one more week. If you’re interested in winning a helmet from www.skullscreamers.com, you better get your submission in soon. Once again, send a photo of the most creative helmet you can come up with and I’ll pick the winner. Email to sinwu@bikernet.com.
Skull Screamers has created a new line of helmets, for those of us who HAVE to wear one, with some pretty wild shit on ’em. Take a look at just a few they’ve come with, and oh, they do have DOT approved. The choices will be between the Barbarian, Wyld Rose (for the ladies) the Wired, the Iron Cross or the Screamin Charlie.
The give-a-ways will be the NON-DOT helmet. The cost to you for the contest is $0.00. Just run enter contest and he’ll ship the winner his or her choice of helmet in their size. Interested? Then get on it damn it!
BIKERNET CITIZENSHIP–Two families move from Saudi Arabia to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a rather large bet — in a year’s time, whichever family has become more American will win.
A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, “My son’s playing baseball, I went toMcDonald’s for breakfast, and I’m on my way to pick up some Budweiser for thefootball game tonight. How about you?”
The second guy says, “Fuck you, towel-head!”
–from Dr. Hamster
WANT A NEW PROJECT?–Building your own motorcycle has never been easier. No longer do you have to buy a frame from one manufacturer and the wheels from another – and wonder if all the parts will fit together. Today you can buy a complete rolling chassis or a complete motorcycle from one company.
“How To Build a Kit Bike”, by Tim Remus, explains how to choose the best kit and then assemble those parts into a complete running motorcycle.
Four start-to-finish assembly sequences cover the construction of a Softail from Custom Chrome, a Y2K bike from Arlen and Cory Ness, a right side drive/250 bike from Biker’s Choice, and a soft-tail Chopper kit from American Thunder. Additional chapters cover: Kit selection, Tools, How to Title and Insure the new bike, and Drivetrain selection.
If you own a kit or plan to buy a kit bike, this is the book you need designed to help you turn that pile of parts into your very own, very cool motorcycle.
See bikes built in the shops of: Cory Ness, Kendall Johnson and American Thunder.
Includes: Soft-tail and rubber-mount chassis designed for both left and right side drive, powered by both Evo and TC 88B power.
144 pages, over 300 photos and illustrations (over 50% in color).Price: $24.95 + S&H. This hot tech book is available in the Bikernet Gulch in the Book Store. Just click and rock.
SURREAL SCENE BEHIND PRISON WALLS: A DALI SKETCH DISAPPEARS–On an island inhabited by 14,000 accused criminals, a $250,000 Salvador Dali sketch disappeared during a midnight fire drill, replaced by a fake. And the people responsible were not the inmates, but four prison officials, authorities said.
Last week, a former assistant deputy warden admitted his role in the March 1 robbery at the Rikers Island jail and implicated his co-workers in the role-reversing rip-off. The plot’s alleged mastermind and the two other members of the “Dali gang” are all due in court this month.
Mitchell Hochhauser, 40, claimed the irreplaceable Dali ink and pencil sketch was destroyed by a skittish co-defendant — although his claim is up for debate.
Even the Hochhauser guilty plea produced strange reactions: defense attorney Joseph Tacopina, representing alleged ringleader Benny Nuzzo, was just as pleased as the prosecution.
“This is a classic example of a witness with a motive to implicate another person,” Tacopina said a day later.
According to Hochhauser, the plot was conceived in “The Bodega” — a snackroom used by the guards. He says Nuzzo’s proposal initially elicited laughter, and with good reason.
The sketch depicting the crucifixion of Jesus Christ was a jailhouse fixture since 1965, when the self-promoting artist with the sprawling mustache planned a visit. Dali instead called in sick, sending a note that promised “a wonderful gift for the prisoners.”
–from Rogue
THREE-D FLAMES NOW AVAILABLE–This is the bike called BLADE and a sample of 3D flames that we carve onframes and the down tubes, we also do them in many different images.
“My company can do all your bikes in 3D hand carved images.I can 3D your frame gas and oil tanks even the handle bars. All of one 3D can be chromed and we are now working on 3D Drag pipes. I found some composites that can go to 5000%.”
–Steve Parker
3D CUSTOMS
steve@3dcustoms.com
www.3dcustoms.com
THE JANKLOW PAPERS CONTINUE–Memories of Randy Scott and the August 16th crash involving Congressman Bill Janklow evoke a range of emotions for his family and friends…and also complete strangers. They all know the fate of Janklow is still up in the air. But, what they would like to see happen to the Congressman is very different from what they expect.
Congressman Bill Janklow has long had friends and foes. Some would say it’s a part of the job as a politician. But others say, it’s a character issue for Janklow himself. And his car crash involving motorcyclist Randy Scott could be his ultimate downfall.
“Fact is…that he did what he did. He ran a stop sign. He killed somebody,” said Jeff Vanderbrink, a Luverne, Minnesota resident.
The facts of the case anger Del Jessen, a Sioux Falls resident: “I have no respect for somebody that can’t at least stand up and accept responsibility for doing something as stupid and as thoughtless as what happened out there. He hasn’t done that. I don’t imagine that he ever will do that. And that’s…wrong.”
All the apologies in the world won’t bring Randy back to the Scott family. And that’s why so many want justice when it comes to Janklow. “Just because he’s a politician, the laws apply to him too. All I know is that somebody needs to pay for this,” said Karen Mundus, a Spencer, Iowa resident.
Jessen agrees: “People say it’s an accident. Yeah, it’s an accident and it’s a tragedy. It’s a terrible tragedy. But, this thing should never have happened.” Janklow’s fate and whether this case will go to trial remains to be seen.
“Everybody wants a justice you know. A justice that you and I would get,” said Norm Stahl, of Brandon. But, despite these high hopes, many feel less than optimistic given who’s involved.
“Cause it’s Janklow and I’ve heard he’s been in trouble before…been let off,” Vanderbrink said.
Luverne, Minnesota resident Tammy DeSplinter agrees: “Because it’s Janklow and Janklow has a lot of power. And, it’s gonna be just brushed away somehow.”
Obviously this is just one side to the story and not everyone feels this way. But the people that did talk to KSFY said they want to see Janklow resign and serve some amount of jail time. If Janklow’s case does go to trial, it will start December first.
–By Kit Werbe
mailto:kwerbe@ksfy.com
–from Rogue
BUBBA REPORT– One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road,drinking a couple of Buds.
The passenger, Bubba, said, “Lookey thar up aheadEarl, it’s a po-leece roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ thesehere beers!”
“Don’t worry Bubba, ” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finishdrinkin’these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, thenthrow the bottles under the seat.”
“What fer?” asked Bubba.
“Just let me do the talkin’, okay?” said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat andslapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “Have you boys beendrinking?”
“No sir, ” said Earl, “We’re on the patch.”
–from Rogue
CUSTOM CHROME SHOW REPORT–It was good to see you at the Custom Chrome show. I always enjoy talking to you and getting your view on things. I thought I would give you a mini report on the rest of the weekend and show since you had to leave early.
Saturday night CCI presented Arlen Ness with a lifetime achievement award. The panel of speakers included Dave Perewitz, Barry Cooney, Paul Yaffe and Arlen’s family to name a few. A lot of old posters of Arlen and his bikes he has built over the years were unveiled and with each it was like going back in time. It was a well deserved award for Arlen. He is one of the big reasons the custom motorcyle industry is what it is today. If you have ever had the pleasure to meet Arlen, you will find he is one good, down-to-earth brothers. There is always time for a picture, a handshake or just to talk. Congratulations again, Arlen!
As for the show, there are a lot of cool products in the new CCI catalog. All of the builders there brought out some heavy hitting iron. Indian Larry and Paul Yaffe had their Discovery channel bikes there. The crowd went wild Saturday night when Paul lit up the sky throwing flames 5 to 6 feet long out of the exhaust. It was something to see! For me some of the cleanest and most street worthy bikes were from BMC(Big Mike’s Choppers). The bikes are clean and simple and built solid.
Saturday afternoon, “THE MEANEST” and I headed out to Hollister and visited “Johnny’s Bar”. This is where the Brando movie the Wild One came from. It was neat to see an original Life magazine cover, covering the July 4th 1947 event that went down in history as the event that started it all.
Sunday, we headed to Monterey to take in the sights. I have to say it is one of the most beautiful places I have ever been. The scenery is amazing with the boats and the sea lions and sea otters everywhere. One of the coolest things I saw was a guy with and organ grinder and a monkey. I have seen this on T.V. in old movies before but never in person. Let me tell you that monkey is amazing with the tricks he does!
I guess that is about it. I would like to thank everyone at Custom Chrome for a great weekend and show and especially to my account rep Mr. Larry for all he does.
–Mike Pullin
Charlotte H-D
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BIKETOBERFEST 2003– Planning on going to Daytona Beach for Biketoberfest? There are a lot of events going on around the area and as far away as 150 miles from the famous beach. Numerous guides and fliers are being published and distributed.
BIKERNET Will Be There Keeping You Informed On The Happenings.
Officially Biketoberfest is October 16th-19th 2003. In the past local business has started the weekend earlier making it a 10 day event. Last year there were problems with the city and them trying to limit the time the event ran. We are waiting to see what develops this year.
Riders are finding Lodging out of the area and Day tripping into Daytona for the event they want to see. With the ocean to the East, St Augustine to the North, Orlando to the West and Cocco Beach and Cape Canaveral to the South there are a lot of choices in between. Check the prices on a major hotel in Daytona Beach and one close by and see why. The money people save allows them to party more.
A lot of the Good Parties are Outside Daytona any way. It is nice riding weather in Florida right now and there is Always Parties Going On. Just stop in any of the Bike Shops and ask them where they go or where the action is.
I will be stopping by The Last Resort on US-1 in Port Orange which is a Biker Bar Year Round and not just when it is Bike Week. They will be hosting the Chopper Show this year also. I will let you know where else I will be when I know.
Beach Street is always interesting and US-1 in Ormond Beach where the Bars like the Iron Horse, Broken Spoke, Jackson Hole are. You just need to be careful in that area, as it is full of ticket-happy cops.
To the South is Pub 44 in New Smyrna, Cabbage Patch in Samsula, No Name Saloon in Edgewater, and the list goes on and on.
So Many Parties, So Little Time.Check Back here for more information up to and during Biketoberfest.
–Rogue
Owners and Promoters if you are interested in Having Rogue come by your event or place of business contact Bandit here at Bikernet or him at
BAD COP–NO DOUGHNUT– DAYTONA BEACH — A detective who once was awarded a medal of valor and was honored for arresting drunken drivers is in the hot seat for her own alcohol-related arrest that earned her a DUI and a reckless driving charge.But according to state records, it’s not the first time Detective Minokah Lipps has been charged with driving under the influence.
The six-year Daytona Beach veteran was convicted of alcohol-related driving incidents at least twice before in the last 20 years — once for a DUI in 1984 and again in 1993 for driving with an open container of alcohol. She was also arrested in 1995 and convicted of unlawful speeding.
Reports show the 38-year-old Lipps, a street-crimes investigator who was hired by Daytona Beach in 1997, twice refused to take a field sobriety test when she was arrested by Ormond Beach officers on Sept. 14 after a car crash.
Her refusal to take the sobriety tests earned Lipps an automatic one-year suspension of her driver’s license. She faces arraignment on Oct. 15 in Volusia County court.
Ormond Beach police Sgt. Kenny Hayes said Lipps’ license was seized at the scene of the crash at the intersection of Rockefeller and Riverside drives.
According to the incident report, Lipps also denied she was driving her 1999 Jeep when it slammed into the 1996 Ford driven by William Hughes of Daytona Beach. Hughes was pinned inside his car for several minutes and was treated at the scene by EVAC. He refused to go to the hospital.
The report indicates Lipps told arresting officer Tom Larsen that her car was being driven by a man named “Kevin” that she and her passenger had met hours earlier at an Ormond-by-the-Sea bar. But a witness to the wreck told police that when he approached the detective’s vehicle to see if Lipps was hurt, just moments after the crash, Lipps was sitting in the driver’s seat.
–By LYDA LONGAStaff Writer,mailto:lyda.longa@news-jrnl.com
–from Rogue
THE KEN MILLER BUILD REPORT– HOUSE OF COLOR, JUST ABOUT EVERY ONE TOO.
–KEN
PROGRESS–A heart-warming story of the advances of women in achieving equalitythroughout the world…
Barbara Walters of 60 Minutes did a story on gender roles in Kabulseveral years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that womencustomarily walked about ten paces behind their husbands.
She returned to Kabul recently and observed that the men now walkedseveral paces behind their wives.
Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and said,”This is marvelous. Can you tell the free world just what enabledwomen to achieve this reversal of roles?”
“Land mines,” said the woman.
–from Nuttboy
TECH TIP FROM ARLEN NESS–Did you know that Powdercoating is now available in chrome and black chrome? Incredible.
SAMSON EXHAUST DOUBLES WARRANTY PERIOD–Anaheim, California, July 24, 2003- Effective immediately, SAMSON President Kenny Samson announces a new ONE YEAR WARRANTY for SAMSON and Shogun Branded Products. “As the leader in Aftermarket Exhaust, SAMSON Exhaust now offers the best warranty in the industry,” said Kenny. “Due to our commitment to the highest quality control standards, we put our money where our mouth is and back our pipes for one full year.”
The warranty covers all SAMSON Exhaust products including the popular new EXTREME SERIES and V-Rod replacement systems. For complete details and additional information, visit the Company’s website athttp://www.samsonusa.com.
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT–LIFE AND DEATH–If you treat every situation as a life-and-death matter,you’ll die a lot of times.
–Dean Smith
–from Rev CarlR
Watch for the next tech on installing our hand-machined mid controls.
TECH QUESTION–Seeing your doing all this work on your Amazing Shrunken FXR, I have a question? My 1983 FXRT has a one piece “front brake line from the hand brake down to the dual disk brakes”. The damn thing broke and Harley don’t have any in stock, and they’re not making any more. Custom Chrome has parts to build a set up, but prices are high. What do you suggest?
–Terry G.
tgoode@earthlink.net
Go on line to Goodrich brake lines or Barnett Tool. They both make lines and fittings. Maybe the brothers have another suggestion. Watch for the next Shrunken FXR tech. Maybe on site later today.–Bandit
IRON AND LACE DOES BARFLY ON SUNSET STRIP–Iron & Lace does Barfly on the Sunset Strip, Saturday Oct. 11th.Sure, they don’t corner, stop or accelerate very well, but they sure do look good. And we haven’t even gotten to talking about the custom bikes yet! Join us a we throw a special party to celebrate the 12th anniversary of the Mikuni and Performance Machine sponsored Iron & Lace Custom Bike & Pinup Calendar with famed photographer Jim Gianatsis, the FastDates.com Calendar Angels including our SBK World Superbike girls Chandi Mason and Janelle Perzina, well known celebrity custom bike builders including Harold Pontarelli, Russ Mitchell, Mike Stafford, Roland Sands, and our own LA Calendar Best of Show winner Jesse Rooke, plus a few special friends at one of the hottest clubs on the famed Sunset Strip in Hollywood. It will be a night to remember… if you can!
BANDIT’S CANTINA UNDER FIRE–If you dig Bikernet, you can support our writers, photographers and artists by joining the Cantina. It’s like the private, back stage area of Bikernet. It only costs about two bucks a month and I’ll send you a signed copy of Sam Chopper Orwell.
This is the private party section of Bikernet. Enjoy the girls, the history reports, the investigative finds and the wild Cantina Soap Opera. Just click on the banner at the bottom of the page. Come on in!
ANOTHER TECH QUESTION– purchased RC components frame which has 1 3/4″ tubing. Cannot find 1 3/4″clutch cable guides.
–Jeff Crawford
jcrawford@bjservices.com
THAT’S IT, RUN FOR THE BORDER–Life is nuts, but let’s rock. Watch for new material to rock the site daily, if I can stay awake or don’t weld my fingers together. We shot a one of a kind 1930 Peashooter in the hills of Sierra Madre the other day. Watch for it in American Iron.
In the meantime, kick back and enjoy the ride.
–Bandit
October 02, 2003 Part 3
By Bandit |
Continued From Page 2
NEW SOFTAILS FOR 2004–We’ve posted the new Dynas, Sportsters and this week the new Softails. Check the special reports for all the features and upgrades.
COPS GONE BAD–North Carolina – The Seaboard chief of police has been arrested on federal charges of cocaine trafficking, extortion and perjury.Law enforcement sources said Craig Ira Clapp, 44, of Enfield, was arrested and handcuffed in front of the Northampton County Courthouse in Jackson Friday. He is federal custody in Raleigh under no bond.
Agents with the Organized Crime Drug Enforcement Task Force, the N.C. State Bureau of Investigation and the Drug Enforcement Administration charged Clapp with conspiracy to distribute cocaine and crack cocaine, two counts of extortion of money under color of official right and two counts of making false declarations before a federal grand jury.
According to a news release from the office of the U.S. Attorney Eastern District of North Carolina, the drug charge carries a maximum penalty of 20 years, three years supervised release and a $1 million fine.
The extortion counts carry a maximum penalty of 20 years, three years supervised release and a $250,000 fine per count.
The perjury counts carry a maximum sentence of five years, three years supervised release and a $250,000 fine per count.
Clapp had an initial appearance before U.S. Magistrate Judge William A. Webb in Raleigh. He was held without bond pending a detention hearing scheduled for Wednesday at 10 a.m. in Raleigh.
Seaboard Mayor Melvin Broadnax said Saturday Clapp had been chief for about three years.
–from Rogue
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MotorCycle Free You Haul
Ad In The Paper
Old Motorcycle
“Free: You Haul
Is All The Ad Said
Circled It With
Ink Colored Red
Called The Number
Ol Woman Answered
She Wasn’t Very Far Away
Asked If I Could Stop By
Take A Look Today
She Said It Was Ok
Grabbed My Keys
Jumped In My Truck
I Was On My Way
Knocked On The Door
‘Ol Woman With A Smile
Answers The Door
Said She Will Be WIth
Me In A Sec
Offers Me Something
To Drink , Sure Is Hot today
Yes It Is Mam Is All
I Had To Say
She Said Son
I’m Don’t Move Fast
These Days
I Said Take Your Time Mam
I’m In No Hurry Today
Sittin At Her Table
Just Chatting Away
I Could Tell She Was lonely
Well I Was Too So
What Harm Could It Do
Before I Knew It
Thirty Minutes Had Passed
Finally We Walked To The
Garage To Look At
The Bike At Last
She Said My Husband Kept
It Under This Old Tarp
He’s Been Gone Since
Eighty Three
I’m Selling this House
Don’t Need Such
A Big Place Just For Me
And My Health’s Not The Best
I Gently Pull Up The Tarp
Not Knowing What To Expect
After A ‘Lil Peak
I Couldn’t Hide My Smile
It’s A Harley I Heard Her Say
I Just Smiled
My Husband Bought it New
Summer Of ’59
Lord we Had A lot of Fun Times
He Called It A Panhead
I Think That’s What He Said
I Don’t Know What It’s Worth
I Don’t Imagine Much
I Have Some Papers
And Parts That Go With It
If Your Interested
You Gotta Take it All
I Can’t Keep It
The New Place Is Too Small
I Said No Problem
Helped Her Sign The Title
Loaded up Saddle Bags
And Some Fringes That
Were Packed In A Box
Didn’t Pay Much
Attention To It At The time
I Just Scored a Panhead
It Didn’t Cost Me A Dime
Jumped In The Truck
And Said Good Bye
Noticed A Washer
Sitting Out By The Curb
Said Mam Did
Your Washer Break?
She Said Why Yes
Can’t Really Afford
A New One They
Cost So Much
Ohh I See
You Gonna Be
Here All Day?
Yes I Am
Why Do You Ask
Ohh Nothing
Just Wanna Stop By
After I Drop The Bike
And Eat Lunch
Something I Want
To Give Ya
Me ? The Ol Lady
Just Asked
Yes Ma’am I Don’t
Taking This Bike
For Free I’ll Be Back
Give Me An Hour Or two
Ok Sonny I’ll See Ya Then
This Is Something You
Really Don’t Have To Do
I Started The Truck
Dropped The Bike At Home
Of To Sears I Go
Bought The Top Of The
Line Washer, Dryer New
Fridge And Even A Tv Set
Asked If They Could
Deliver Today
Sure The Man Said Right Away
Off To The ‘Ol Womans House
We Went
You Should Of Seen Her Eyes
When She Seen The Washer
She Needed So Much
Not To Mention The Rest
I Told Her it Was All Free
Tears Streamed Down Her Eyes
Thank You Son And God Bless
No Ones Ever Helped Me
So Very Much
Would You Mind If
I Gave You A Hug?
Not At All Ma’am
Call Me Betty. Ok Betty
My Bros Call Me Pan
Written By Panhead Josh Of Outlaws World
BIKERNET WEB INVESTIGATION–We recently scanned the internet for the best motorcycle related sites. Sure, Bikernet scored high, but for general news the American Motorcycle Network won the prize. For hardcore news check out Bikernews.net and for legislative news check the AMA site. If you’re looking for antique bikes click on George’s antiques and for the girls there’s BikerLady.com.
LEAVING THE OFFICE EARLY–Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
“No way,” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday.”
–from Thomas C.
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October 02, 2003 Part 2
By Bandit |
Continued From Page 1
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SONS OF LIBERTY RIDERS E-NEWS– Is Harley looking out for our best issues? Read the following letter and youdecide. Let the manufacturers and the EPA know how you feel about thepossibility of Legislating out lifestyle as we know it out of existence. TheHarley letter is in .pdf and about a 1 meg file herehttp://www.solriders.com/pdf/hd.pdf and more info including a flyeryou can pass out is here http://www.solriders.com/issues/hd.htmlSpread it around. Print it out and hit the shops, meetings, localLaundromat….. anywhere.
Need info on Right of Way Bills nation wide.I am looking for the text of Right of Way Bills or Laws that have some teethin them to dish out penalties appropriate to the crime in relationship toMotorcyclists being ran over. Please include the State as I will add them tothe States pages on the site. If enough people see them we may motivateothers to pursue more stringent punishment in their State.
Hawk
ICQ 34668186
AOL SoLRHawk
E-mail Address hawk@solrpa.com
Bikers Declare Victory And Lift Myrtle Beach Boycott:Following a request and discussion with the State Coordinator Elect of ABATEof SC, SoLR will join in the lifting of the Boycott of Myrtle Beach. Thepolitical and moral goals of this Boycott have been achieved. Motorcyclistsfrom all over the Country have been made aware of what happened and why.Motorcycle awareness has been increased in a meaningful way, many Right ofWay Bills have been sent to State Legislatures for a more positive action.Motorcyclists are more aware of standing up to these type injustices andhave become proactive on this front. Motorcyclists have also learned theycan impact other areas with their Tourism Dollars when they have no actualvoting rights in the area.
This has been an eye opening experience forMotorcyclists. Goals can be achieved if the focus is maintained.SoLR is happy to comply with ABATE of SC’s request and we join them inlifting the Boycott of Myrtle Beach. Included is ABATE of SC’s PressRelease.
Classic Wino Joe photography of his brothers.
NHTSA Pushes for United Nations Acceptance ofMandatory Rider Apparel:Having failed to convince State legislatures to adopt laws mandating helmetor apparel use by motorcyclists, the National Highway Traffic SafetyAdministration (NHTSA) has potentially found another body to advancemandatory-use laws: the United Nations.
The Motorcycle Riders Foundation (MRF) has learned that, in total defianceof legislation passed by Congress, NHTSA has moved its efforts to the UnitedNations, specifically the world body’s “Inland Transport Committee: WorkingParty on Road Traffic Safety (WP.1).” In a document dated July 15, 2003,and during meetings held by WP.1 in Geneva, Sept. 22-25, 2003, NHTSApresented the following recommendations for WP.1:
Action: “To start a discussion and exchange of information among WP.1 membernations and key non-governmental organizations on motorcycle safetyprograms.” As part of NHTSA’s proposed action plan, it urges aquestionnaire be circulated among member states (editor’s note: in thisinstance, “member states” means countries involved with the United Nations).Among the questions NHTSA requests for inclusion on the questionnaire:”Fatality and injury rates due to motorcyclists not wearing a helmet at thetime of the crash;” “Laws governing helmet use;” “Amount of penalty for notwearing a helmet;” and “Are there any repercussions, other than fines, ifriders do not wear a helmet.”
If you need more info on this or any other subject just go to the Sons ofLiberty Riders Info Zonehttp://www.solriders.com or http://www.solriders.net/
–Hawk
ICQ 34668186
AOL SoLRHawk
BEACH RIDE POSTERS AVAILABLE–Sizeable posters are available of this blonde bombshell and the Custom Chrome Beach Ride bike built by Bikernet. Just send your address and one dollar (to cover postage), to Bikernet, P.O. Box 1168, San Pedro, CA 90733-1168. We’ll ship the poster and a Bikernet stick directly to your door.
KIMOSABE– The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up theirtent and are soon asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes hisfaithful friend. “Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Tonto replies, “Me see millions of stars, Kimosabe.”
What does that tell you?” asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for aminute. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxiesand potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me thatSaturnis in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter pastthree. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are smalland insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Kimosabe.”
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, “Tonto, youdumb-ass. Someone has stolen our tent.”
COMPRESSION RELEASES ON REVTECH ENGINES–Beware, if you have a RevTech engine with compression releases. They’ve had some problems. If the release sticks the engine will run lean and burn up. They are plugging them and replacing the cams with more moderate lift units.
Beware.
CRIMINALS GONE WRONG–Hartford, Connecticut:Police officer Joao Q. Nunes, admitted trying to rob a bank after investigators found his business card in a briefcase that he reportedly told bank employees contained a bomb.
Run Over:An English bank robber planned the perfect heist. Every detail was perfectly orchestrated; the ideal robbery time, the type of gun to use, a place to hide the loot, a getaway route and car, and even a reliable accomplice. After robbing the bank, the man left with the money in a bag over his left shoulder. As he approached the spot of the getaway car, his accomplice promptly ran him over.
Easy Catch:Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine and their bumper still attached to the chain. Little did they know their vehicle’s license plate was still attached to the bumper.
Drive Through Robbery:One man thought a good way to rob a bank and not get caught was through the drive through. Pulling up to the window, he wrote the teller a note, demanding money. The man even went as far as to holding up a knife. Laughing hysterically, the woman called the police and the suspect was eventually apprehended.
Virginia Beach:A bank robber got a nasty surprise when a dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his Fruit-of-the-Looms. The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants as he was running out the door. “He was seen hopping and jumping around,” said police spokesman Mike Carey, “with an explosion taking place inside his pants.” Police have the man’s charred trousers in custody.
–from Rogue
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October 02, 2003 Part 1
By Bandit |
Every week the crew here at Bikernet experiences another shotgun-quick web capability. Our bitchin’ benefit to you is the non-stop info and entertainment, delivery speed and unlimited report size. If we want to run something, anything, there’s nothing stopping us. The Digital Gangster, Bikernet web master, shot that process in the ass this week. He made is possible for us meager writers and editors to publish/launch tech articles, Events, Fiction and Special reports without waiting for his sorry ass to sober up.
Let’s get to the news. This afternoon we’ve planned a report on the new Victory model, the Kingpin, and a quick Amazing Shrunken FXR tech will see the light of day on Bikernet. What’s next? Frank Kaisler reports on the 100th Anniversary Celebration in Milwaukee, another bike build is hanging in the wings and Crazy Horse reports on her first run to Sturgis. Next week we hope to kick off the Custom Chrome Goliath Bike Build with multiple reports and enough shots to demonstrate every aspect of the build process from the inner-tubes up. Hang on:
H-D POWERED MUDBOATS–Now check this out! Harley EVO powered mudboats. Mudboats are built for the purpose of getting into very low water areas for the purpose of fishing or hunting. The engines are mounted in the boat and the driveshaft extends over the transom so the prop is just under the water. This allows the boat to run in just inches of water. If it floats, it goes.
This Minnesota manufacturer claims to “Dominate the Swamp”. WWW.FISHERBEAVERTAIL.COMWhat a combination, beavers and Harleys, not like it hasn’t been thought of before.
Illustration from Chris Kallas. Check his new Panhead limited edition print for sale in the Gulch under art prints.
MOTORCYCLE FICTION WRITERS–We’ve proudly published several new heartwarming stories recently. We look forward to submissions, although it sometimes take me a couple of weeks to read new material. I respond to every writer, so if you don’t hear from me feel free to resubmit your story. We receive a ton of spam and ocassionally trash a legitimate e-mail in the process. Don’t give up.
HORSE SUBSCRIPTION COMPLAINTS–Once every five minutes we receive complaint from hungry Horse readers who were sucker enough to annie up for a subscription. Aren’t you aware of the caliber of the HORSE staff. Hell, they just started a cager mag.
I’m kidding, but if you’ve ordered a sub here’s the deal from Geno himself, “Takes 6 weeks, I’m sure he was in the middle between 2 issues.Call the number (877) 286-0127 that’s printedin the mag. Those folks get the dough for handling sub probsnot us. We are too busy fighting for justice and the ‘merican way,”Geno.
BIKERNET HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS–Two high school sweethearts went out for four years. They enjoyed losing their virginity to each other in 10th grade. They wanted both to go to the same college but, the girl was accepted to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the West Coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be in, and she took weeks to reply to his letters. She took days to return his emails.
Finally, she confessed that she wanted to date around. He didn’t take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and e-mails trying to win back her love. She became annoyed with his persistence. She had a new boyfriend. She wanted to get the high school sweetheart off her back. So, she took a Polaroid of her sucking her new boyfriend’s unmentionables and e-mailed it the old boyfriend with a message: “I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone.”
Of course, the guy was devastated, but he was also pissed. So, he typed a note to enclose with the photo before forwarding it: “Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money! I’m getting pretty desperate!” He then mailed the picture to her parents.
–from A. Friedman
YOU MIGHT BE A YUPPIE BIKER IF…
If you drink cappuccino instead of beer.
If you can?t figure out why the battery on your new bike won’t stay charged.
If your trailer has more miles on it than your bike.
If your leathers still have creases.
If you don’t ride your bike to work because it scuffs your penny loafers.
If you move your bike and the grass is brown under the wheels.
If your tattoos wash off.
If you have doubled the weight of your bike with bolt on chrome.
If you have never kick started a bike before.
If you buy bikes as investments.
If you refer to your bike as your “toy”.
If you wear a full face helmet.
If you wear a helmet.
If you wear earplugs.
If you really believe that there are bikes that come customized. from the factory.
If the last time you went to the Harley dealer you came home. with golf balls and a toilet seat.
If your Harley shirt has a collar.
If it’s not fun to ride unless someone sees you.
If you don’t ride in the rain.
If you can’t find your oil filter.
If you think any motorcycle is too loud.
If your pony tail comes off with your cap.
If you leave your garage door open just so people can see your bike.
If you need a biker lingo book.
If your a HOG member and think your an outlaw.
If you think a wrench is a bitchy woman.
If when you buy your bike you start calling everyone “bro”.
If you stop 30 miles from Sturgis to unload your bike so you can ride in.
If you think the models in the catalogs are what bikers are suppose to look like.
If you worry about what bikers are suppose to look like.
If you read V-Twin.
If other people you consider bikers scare you.
–from Rogue
THE JANKLOW PAPERS CONTINUE– The Monday prior to this article Janklow held a press conference and stated how sorry he was about the accident and didn?t want to talk about it because he would cry. YEA SURE! He couldn?t even remember the name of the man he killed!
It is obvious that he is calling in favors and releasing info that he thinks will help him. Now he is calling on the Good People of South Dakota. This is NOT A POPULARITY CONTEST. It is about a man with no respect for the law Killing Another Man.
He was Speeding, He did Run The Stop Sign, and He Did Kill Randy Scott. AND HE HAS PLED NOT GUILTY. Give Me A Break.
We all know about his driving record and another example him smoking cigarettes in the Capitol while others were banned from doing so. Just another item to show he feels the law does not apply to him while he want to be harsh on other and put them in Boot Camps and Prisons.
PLEASE Everyone stay after this and do Not Let Janklow Get Away With Killing Randy Scott
–ROGUE
SAD SEPTEMBER–Saying goodbye is always tough and no exception even if to a bird. I lost my parrot, Billy, a few days ago, just adding to crap that made September the worst month of the year for me. I raised Billy from a baby and enjoyed her for twelve years. Two weeks earlier, my little cockatiel, Gordy, died from being egg-bound. Poor little thing didn’t know she was too old to keep laying eggs.
One of my sons was hit from behind on the freeway two days ago. He walked away from a totaled car with just a scratch. This is the same son that had a party the last day of vacancy in an apartment I rented for him. Things got out of hand, a window was busted, doors kicked in and holes punched in the walls, causing me money loss and stress. These things plus a couple more mishaps made September pretty fucked up. But today as I write this, I am so grateful that my son is fine, that I had my birds to enjoy at least for a while, and if these are the worst of my troubles, I’m damn lucky.
Our good friend Chris Hill went down on his bike last Sunday. He’s in critical, but stable condition. From all accounts, he should recover, but will have a difficult time for a while. Life is so fragile and sometimes so taken for granted. We each have control over our own happiness. Don?t sweat the little things people, and please don?t wait till tomorrow to let the ones you love, know you love them. You may not get the chance.
Incase you haven’t noticed, there was no Caribbean Report last week, nor will there be one this week. Jose is having his own personal battles in Puerto Rico and will be out of touch till he gets things sorted out. I wish him luck and high hopes that everything works out peacefully.
~Layla
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September 25, 2003 Part 4
By Bandit |
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THE OZARK ED REPORT–I finally got my Shovelhead on the road. I took it to hot springs HOG rally for its inaugural voyage, and had just a few tiny little issues to deal with. Some guy took a photo and gave me a card with It will be a few days before it’s up but let me know how you like it. –Ozark Ed
THE RED BARON ROLLS– Joel Wilson built the Baron. His email is = joelwilson7735@msn.com. His Business is = S. I. C. Motorcycles – 512-203-0641
You should see the new creation he has started attached is a picture of his LOGO as well as a few pictures of the Baron – (he beat Jessie James in several Bike Shows)
NEVER ENOUGH BLONDE JOKES–To prepare for his big date, a young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his “tool of the trade”.
He was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.
During the movie, however, the young man’s sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.
The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, “So that’s how you guys load those things!”
–from Rogue
THE MILLER REPORT–One down and four to go.
–Ken Miller
CHOPPER OPS SPECIALS–Over here at Chopper Ops, we know what it’s like to work for a paycheck. We do it everyday. We know what it’s like to be a small business looking for a break. We know what it’s like to have to put shoes on our kids feet, and take care of our families. Like you, we take great pride in all of these things. Call Chopper Ops and find out for yourself why were a company you should consider. Chopper Ops: 1.562.795.0294 THE FERRYMAN PROJECT–Well here is my scoot with Part 2 of the customizing.Stage 1 was Stage 1 and Screaming Eagle slash cut and the Thunderstar wheels. Stage 2 is the paintwork. and Stage 3 well who knows.All suggestions will be considered. Ride Safe –The Ferryman WEEKLY PARTS SEARCH–Hey Bandit, I look forward to your web site. Keep upthe good work bro! I’ve been trying to get a line onthe Rigid Air Ride System that Indian Larry used onthe Great Biker Build-Off vs. P. Yaffe. I’ve e-mailedthem (Gasoline Alley)and no response. Do you knowsomeone or website I can contact for information? Thanks man! INDIAN LAYS OFF “ALL” WORKERS–SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) – Indian Motorcycle, a revival of a pioneering motorcycle maker, has halted production and laid off its entire work force, citing financial troubles that could force the company into bankruptcy. Indian chairman Frank J. O’Connell told 380 workers at the company’s Gilroy plant Monday that they would immediately stop manufacturing because a deal with a major investor fell through. O’Connell said he had received calls from dozens of other potential investors, and he still hopes that the death-defying company would return to operation. The company specializes in so-called cruisers – large, relatively smooth motorcycles with a relaxed seating position and cushy suspensions for leisurely riding. Cruisers are the fastest growing segment of the motorcycle market. –By RACHEL KONRAD, The Associated Press –from Bubblehead INDIAN LARRY HITS THE BIG TIME–What will our hero, Indian Larry, get his tattooed fingers into next?Let’s see Jesse James or Billy Lane take a stab at big screen and book advertizing.–TBear NEW YORK – The ad shows a tattooed biker, scowling and shaggy-haired, against a harsh backdrop of blue and black. “Flying cars. Fire Whiskey. Death Eaters,” reads the caption above the picture. At the bottom, next to the catch phrase “We all have our reasons. What’s yours?” comes the real pitch: “There’s some pretty tough stuff in Harry Potter ? bad guys so bad they’re called Death Eaters. That’s one of the wicked reasons even bikers think Harry Potter is cool enough to ride with them.” Having already conquered the children’s market, Scholastic, Inc., the U.S. publisher of J.K. Rowling’s multimillion-selling series, is targeting adults, ages 18 to 35. Potter ads featuring bikers, skateboarders and couch potatoes will appear in Rolling Stone and other magazines throughout October. “We felt we needed to think out of the box and reach out to readers who would not normally pick up a copy of Harry Potter unless somebody placed it in their hands,” Barbara Marcus, president of Scholastic Children’s Books, told The Associated Press on Tuesday, a day before the publisher was to officially announce the new campaign. –from TBear Pat Bourgeois from Victory organized the party. LAST CALL–So I snagged a late start. I was dragged from Oakland airport to the new Arlen Ness facility in Dublin, California, slightly inland. Let’s see if I remember this correctly. Oh, yeah, we staggered back to the hotel after the party at the Ness Facility. If you roll into the bay area don’t miss a tour of this facility. You could easily call it the Custom Motorcycle Museum. The facility encases many of Arlen’s bikes from the early ’70s up, his article framed on the walls. It’s incredible. Then the true meaning of the assignment came to light. The new model line-up for Victory, the King Pin, with design touched grazed by Arlen and Cory Ness. The line-up includes a limited edition Vegas series designed by Arlen. Only one for every dealership. Sharp bikes. Limited edition Arlen Ness signature series bike from Victory. The next day reveille was called at the crack of dawn. We were handcuffed and led into a Sheriffs paddy wagon for a hour-and-a-half jerking ride into Napa Valley. That’s where they unleash our mad-as-hell muthas to ride the new King Pins, the sport and touring models. We weaved through snake-like hillside roads that made hairpins reminiscent of interstates. We lost one rider and another went down on an anti-banked curve. I’m still recovering from motion sickness. There will be a full report here on Bikernet, another two pages in American Rider and if you’re interested check out the custom option features on the Victory Web site. This is an American motorcycle that deserves consideration. Try one and let me know what you think. There’s more to report but whiskey and women are waiting. Watch for more Sturgis action, wild fiction, and the Victory Report in the near future. Oh shit, I forgot. We did a study of the Best Bike Web Sites for American Rider. We may give you a sneak preview next week. Of course Bikernet took the cake. Ride forever,
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Steve
–Bandit