Sturgis Delta Update
All attendees of the annual Sturgis Rally have burst into flame and perished in shrieking hollering agony due to the Delta Dawn Variant of the Jerrycolona Virus that came from the Wu Tan Clan laboratory in the Testosterone Valley of China Smith via Dan Duryea. Motorcycles went flying helter-skelter, spinning through the air and slamming […]
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