Weekly News

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOOL LORE, JANKLOW GOING DOWN, AND HARLEY NUMBERS HIGH Hold on. This news may be rough around the edges. We’ve been working around the clock to finish the Shrunken FXR for the Roadster Show in Pomona this weekend. Of course we didn’t make it. The seat won’t be completed in time. We got […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH– BIKERNET CONTEST WINNERS WEEKLY AND NEW BIKE FROM MR. LUCKY Continued From Page 2 QUOTE OF THE DAY — “Life isn’t like a box of chocolates…it’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.” –from Christ TNAG, NAG, NAG– An attorney arrived home late one

BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–CARIBBEAN REPORT, NEW CANTINA BABES ANDJa JANKLOW SENTENCED Continued From Page 1 Huzzy #1 and Santa’s helper, Isabel at Century Motors in San Pedro, Ca. All Cindy wanted for Christmas was a breast reduction. Now she can fit on her little motorcycle.OVERFLOW CROWD EXPECTED IN FLANDREAU COURTROOM FOR SENTENCING–Anyone hoping to witness former

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BOLIVIAN SCORPIONS, BIKE WEEK REPORT, NEW TECH BOOK AND RARE SADAM FOOTAGE Continued From Page 2BIKERNET HISTORY LESSON–Do you know what happened in 1850? California became a state. Back then, the state had no electricity, no money, there were gun fights in the middle of the streets, and almost everyone spoke Spanish. So

BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–CARIBBEAN REPORT, BIKERNET’S MOST WANTED AND FLOW BENCH CONFESSION Continued From Page 1FLOW BENCH CONFESSION– I guilty. I haven’t done a update on my Flowbench for Bikernet.com. I worked on it, just haven’t had a digital camera to use to let you in on the progress. Excuses are like assholes everbodys got one.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STRANGE MOTORCYCLES, MOVIN’ SHOPS AND HARLEY ATTACKS I’m a nut, as you might have guessed. I keep a goddamn list going constantly. The list contains freelance article deadlines, parts needed to finish the FXR, a handful of phone numbers and a list of articles for the site. Generally, for a hell-bent-for-leather bastard like

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT’S BEDROLLS ARE BACK, MORE BAD COPS, IT’S AN EPIDEMIC, BUCK REPORTS FROM BOLIVIA AND HAWAIIN BUILD-OFF COMING Continued From Page 3 DISCOVERY CHANNEL PRESENTS THE GREAT BIKER BUILD BIKE & SHOW– FILMED BY HUGH KINGHARDROCK CAFE, HONOLULU, HAWAIIFEBRUARY 15TH 1:00 PM.FEATURING BIKE BUILD OFF BETWEEN ARLEN NESS AND HIS SON CORY NESSCOME

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOP FUEL TRIVIA, NEW CARTOONIST, MORE BAD COPS, WEATHER REPORT, RUN FOR BREATH UPDATE, JIM MC CLURE, LUCKY DEVIL AND… Continued From Page 2BIKERNET WAKE-UP CALL– A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to

BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–CARIBBEAN CONNECTION REVIVED, DFO CONNECTION DISCOVERED AND BAD COPS ARRESTED Continued From Page 1 BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT– Well I guess the New Year is already looking brighter, it’s a whole new world out there for us who like choppers and home building. The Discovery series is already rolling their cameras, the new shop

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAME CRIMINALS, BAD COPS, DAYTONA BIKE WEEK, FACTORY CHOPPERS AND DONNIE SMITH’S SHOW Hey, well it’s back to wacky biz as usual. The women are nuts, the chrome is ready and the Jack Daniels is running low. Brothers already gabbin’ about Daytona and Laughlin. The year is in full swing. Mums the word

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HAPPY NEW YEAR GODDAMNIT! Continued From Page 2 INDIAN LIQUIDATED– The sale or liquidation of a motorcycle company that was once a rival of Harley-Davidson could come by mid-January, according to a letter mailed this week to Indian Motorcycle Co. dealerships.If a “bulk sale” of Indian is not settled soon, the company will

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WE MADE IT TO 2004 It’s New Years Day 2004 and I’m glad. I’m looking forward to this year more-so than many. It’s a new/harsher era. Yet we’ve notched up our plight in many respects. I’m rambling, but this will certainly be a year that people respect more thoroughly. It’s that way when

BIKERNET CHRISTMAS NEWS FLASH–WE’RE EVEN DISHIN’ OUT PRESENTS FOR READERS Continued From Page 1 BIKERNET CARIBBEAN XMAS WISH–Just a short note wishing everyone Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays ! As always, hoping that all is well. Best Regards to all Jose BIKERNET CHRISTMAS CONTEST WINNERS–SEAN SAUDERSPARTA FROM NEW JERSEYSuggestion: I’D LIKE TO SEE A TECH

MERRY CHRISTMAS NEWS–SANTA ARRIVED ON TIME Christmas card from Jon Towle.It’s a miracle of Christmas. The news is out. Say hallelujah, praise the Lord and pass the presents. This has been a tough year in some respects, yet as a country we’ve stood tall and faced terrorists, war in Iraq, illegal cooperate manuevers and a

BIKERNET HOLIDAY NEWS–GET DRUNK AND HIDE Ah, the Thursday before Christmas. One stinking week to pull all your shit together. Seems impossible? It is, but don’t stress. Do what you can and know that if your friends are worth their salt, present or not, they’ll know you’re thinking of them (in one way or another).

BIKERNET HOLIDAY NEWS–PRESENTS, HISTORY, BROTHERS GET PAID AND WIDE TIRE KITS Continued From Page 3 ANOTHER BANDIT SIGHTING–Sin, My sources have found Bandit again, passed out at Bikernet Headquaters West. Damn the Tullamore! Leaves all the work for you to do.. XX OO Scoot SPEED FREAKS WILL CONTINUE TO RULE THE MOTORSPORTS EMPIRE–Saturday And Sunday

BIKERNET HOLIDAY NEWS–CRAZY COPS, HOLIDAY TRIBUTES AND CARIBBEAN WHINNING Continued From Page 2 BIKERNET MILITARY DEPARTMENT– An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S.Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies.

BIKERNET HOLIDAY NEWS– BAD COPS, NEW RULES IN SD, INDIAN RECALLS AND BANDIT SIGHTING Continued From Page 1 PRO-STREET SLASH CUT–Bar Hoppers, Street Scorchers and just about any Harley rider looking to enhance the performance and appearance of his, or her, machine are going to be hard pressed to find an exhaust system that even

BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–NEW PAUGHCO SPRINGERS, TEXAS TOY RUN AND THE TRUTH ABOUT SANTA Continued From Page 3 JESSE JAMES BUILDS JAP BIKE–after repeatedly knocking the custom “harley” world flat on its ass mr. James is now gonna do the same thing to the sport bike game.This, is one sick motorcycle. Should hit the stands jan.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CARIBBEAN REPORT, SAMSON SHIELD ALERT, CRAZYHORSE AT WAR WITH BUILDER AND DUAL MIKUNIS FOR SPORTSTERS Continued From Page 2 BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–The Puerto Rico Bike Weekend is over, thank God! I don’t know if I could take any more beatings. While trying to finish the choppers we had, setting up everything and hanging

BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–HARLEY DOUBLES DIVIDENDS, CHILD SUPPORT WARNINGS AND FLORIDA TOY RUN Continued From Page 1 Katie Treschl of Melbourne participates in the Brevard County chapter of ABATE of Florida Inc.’s 22nd annual toy run on Sunday. Thousands paraded with donations of toys, games and stuffed animals. Image 2003, Delinda Karnehm, FLORIDA TODAY 20,000 BIKERS

BIKERNET NEWS–HOT CHRISTMAS ACTION It’s Thursday in the eye of the Christmas Season storm. We need to stay calm during this harried time, but I’m teetering. We’re working on a real estate deal to expand the vast Bikernet empire, but it may be crumbling due to a cop. We’ve torn the Amazing Shrunken FXR apart.