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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – SOME GOOD DAYS, SOME NOT SOOO GOODNote From The Ladies–By this time next week Bandit will be home, back in the saddle and running the show. Whew! We wanted to thank all of you for putting up with us and humoring even when you knew we fucked up. It’s been fun […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – SOME GOOD DAYS, SOME NOT SOOO GOOD Continued From Page 3DETECTIVE SUI–A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famousChinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report anyactivitiesthat might develop. A few days later, he received this report:Most honorable sir:You leave house.He come house.I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – SOME GOOD DAYS, SOME NOT SOOO GOOD Continued From Page 2WANNA MAKE A BET ???–A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada oneday, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that shemust speak with the president of the bank to opena savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!”After

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH ? UPDATE ON TRIUMPH FACTORY FIRE Continued From Page 3 OIL AND WATER DO MIX!–Following is a press release sent to the motorcycle media last week:Adrift on the high seas, battered by wind and lashed by waves, one of the storied stars of Avon Tyre’s 2002 ad campaign is simultaneously pounding out

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH ? UPDATE ON TRIUMPH FACTORY FIRE Continued From Page 1BIKERNET?S PERFECT HUSBAND RESEARCH REPORT– There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HELLS ANGELS PRESIDENT EXONORATED Continued From Page 2Ink, Ink, Ink!!! Here is a tattoo for ya! This back piece will be in Skin and Ink magazine pretty soon or already is out. His name is ‘Repo’. He is an actor and has danced with Calista Flockhart and recently fought with Burt

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HELLS ANGELS PRESIDENT EXONORATED Continued From Page 1Hot Bike presents the White Brothers Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show 2-Day Weekend Streetbike Extravaganza set for July 20-21 at the Queen Mary Event Park in Long Beach Last year?s expansion from one to two days of the Hot Bike magazine-sponsored White Brothers Los

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – HELLS ANGELS PRESIDENT EXONORATED The news is hot this week. Except that I don’t know what the hell it is because I’m still on this prison ship heading toward the Panama Canal. I receive a polite bowl of rice at every meal that I’m forced to share with several scurvy rats

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 1 C.J. MASTER ENGRAVER PULLS MAJOR ENGRAVING CONTRACT FROM HORSE MAGAZINE–That’s right, HORSE magazine, the rag for brothers who like their hands constantly grimy with the grit of building choppers, hired C.J. to engrave 50 or more point covers in

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Some of you know that I’m out of the country floating around the world on a rat bike, tramp freighter called the Leon, owned by the Rickmers shipping agency out of Hamburg, Germany. Tomorrow I steam out of the last port, Hitachi, Japan

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 3BIKERNET DEAL OF THE WEEK–Wassup bro, I’m tryin to sell some of my used parts on your site but don’t move around real well in cyber space, kind of like ridden a rigid halfway cross country and then goin’ out

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH BIG DADDY RAT ATTACKED BY FOUR YOUNG VOLUPTIOUS WOMEN Continued From Page 2Hey Bandit—I still can’t figure out why these back tires wear out so fast?Happy New Year from “Bikeweek” Kyle…CRUISING RIDER AND AMERICAN RIDER SHARE EDITORS–Buzz Buzzelli of American Rider fame was recently kidnapped from his office and is being held

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIG DADDY RAT A.K.A KARL SMITH PASSES AWAY Continued From Page 1 Jewish woman—- An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted.She told the the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, adiamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a Rolex.”“But you are not wearing any of those things.”“I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIG DADDY RAT A.K.A. KARL SMITH PASSES AWAY Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananasByNuttBoyI like working with my hands. I?m not an ?old school? biker. I?m not much of a bike rider. Building a new bike is the kind of challenge I like. My father, a tool and

Bikernet News Flash – Snake Late On The News Continued From Page 3Know Your Job—- A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a

Bikernet News Flash – Snake Late On The News Continued From Page 2What Was I Suppose To Do?—In 2001, five times more money was spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research. That means that in 30 years there will be people walking around with huge breasts and erections–but they won’t remember what

Bikernet News Flash – Snake Late On The News Continued From Page 1BUELL PRO RACING SUPPORT PROGRAMS REVEALED AMA Buell Pro Thunder and Formula USA Buell Lightning Series to Return in 2002MILWAUKEE, Wis. (March 1, 2002) – Buell Motorcycle Company recently revealed its professional racing programs for the 2002 season, announcing support for the five-round

Bikernet News Flash – Snake Is Late On The NewsSome Days Are Like That— I like to think that I’m as smooth as the next guy. And I’d probably get more dates if I had my bike running. The bike would be running if that four-thumbed putz, NuttBoy, would get on the stick and fix

BANDIT MISSING – AGAIN(Continued)ByLayla Continued From Page 2Ready CampsWe are a new companyhere in Grand Junction, Colo., and I’m sure your readers would enjoy hearingabout us. We are trying to be at the popular scooter events across thecountry and can have a campsite ready and waiting when your subscribersshow up. We’ll also take it back

BANDIT MISSING AGAIN(Continued)ByLayla Continued From Page 1THIS SEPARATES THE MEN FROM THE WOMEN A little test to sort the men from the women.Every day, millions of images go to your brain, but you know, only some of these are focused. To prove it, take this test: Stare at the picture and see how fast you

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BANDIT MISSING IN ACTION – AGAIN!I know the news always begins with some witty bullshit from Bandit or one of the guys, but for this Thursday, you’re outta luck. Digital?s gone out of town for a few days, Snake is nowhere to be found and Nuttboy is off in the mountains

BANDIT MISSING – AGAIN!(Continued)ByLayla Continued From Page 3Visually CompellingThis was made by a lady in Timmins, Ontario, Canada, I believe. Apparently she wins the ice sculpture contest every year. Chris—THE HORSE, Backstreet Choppers is pleased to announce the 3rd Annual Smoke Out to be held July 26-28 at the Rowan County Fairgroundsin Salisbury, N.C., about

Da? Thirsty Nooz (Continued)BySnake Continued From Page 3Here’s a recent photo of Enron’s employees leaving work with all their possessions. Funeral and the pitbullA woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffeewhen she noticed a most unusual funeral processionapproaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second longblack hearse about 50