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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BILLY LANE IS A SURFER Continued From Page 2BIKERNET FAMILY COUNSELING–One night as the biker couple laid down for bed. Bear was feelin’ prettyfrisky and gently tapped his ol’lady’s shoulder, movin’a little closer to heron the bed. She rolled over and looked him in the eyes, explaining sweetly, “I’msorry hon, but […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–H-D NEW WEB SITE GIVING GIFTS FOR THE HOLIDAYS Continued From Page 2 Willie G’s new book available on line. HARLEY-DAVIDSON.COM REDESIGNS WEB SITE AND OFFERS FREE GIFT–MILWAUKEE, WI (Oct. 2, 2002) – With the holiday season just around the corner, Harley-Davidson is celebrating the relaunch of the MotorClothes Merchandise and Genuine Motor

BIKERNET NEW FLASH–NASTY DEER REPORT AND DISCOVERY REVIEWS FROM JOSE Continued From Page 1 BIKERNET TESTIMONIAL–Here it is, a picture of my bike. Thanks again for all your help. Never could have done it without you.–ShovelFXWG82BIKERNET NURSING HOME NEWS– I passed by the nursing home & there were six old ladies lying naked on the

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–NEW PROGRAM REVEALEDA brother of mine recently had his motorcycle stolen. Dean Shawler, the editor of Biker Magazine, had his motorcycle bagged from in front of the hotel near the California Speedway. Stealing bikes is bullshit. To many riders their bikes are their lives. They put their hearts into these machines. They aren’t

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WILLIE WRITES BOOK, BANDIT HAS MOVIE PROPOSAL Continued From Page 1 POLARIS OPEN HOUSE– Set for Oct. 12-19 This October, somebody is going to win the ultimate treat, and there’s no trick involved. The first-ever Polaris National Open House will take place Oct. 12-19, giving outdoor lovers across America and Canada an opportunity

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WILLIE WRITES BOOK, BANDIT HAS MOVIE PROPOSAL Just an ordinary day at the headquarters. Two big LA lawyers are pounding on the door after the IMB stick fighting class. They drag me to lunch and ask me question about shit I would just as soon forget. I know nothing. Then Frank shows up

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WILLIE WRITES BOOK, BANDIT HAS MOVIE PROPOSAL Continued From Page 3THE BIKERNET DOWN-UNDER REPORT–An Australian woman was having a shower and slipped butinstead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she did the splits,and suctioned herself to the floor.She yelled out for her husband Jacko. “Jacko! Jacko!” she yelled.Jacko came running in. “Jacko, I’ve

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WILLIE WRITES BOOK, BANDIT HAS MOVIE PROPOSAL Continued From Page 2 DUCT TAPE–A few weeks ago I asked for your best duct tape stories. I showed a pic of how Bandit used it for medical purposes and here?s one response I got. I can?t believe that with all the people reading the news

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BIKERS ALLOWED TO WEAR COLORS TO COURT, BIKERNET WORST DRINK AND NEW DEUCE Continued From Page 3 SCREAMIN’ EAGLE DEUCE IS CUSTOM TIMES TWO–It’s Deuces Wild In designing the Screamin’ Eagle Deuce, Harley-Davidson CVO sought to accentuate the long, low custom style of the Softail Deuce. A lowered front and rear suspension was

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–OZARK ED RETURNS, WOMEN GET A VOTE, AND SCOTT JACOBS ABOUT TO LAUNCH NEW PRINT Continued From Page 2THE QUARTER–A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding aquarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CARIBBEAN WATER POISONS WRITER Continued From Page 1ARE YOU BORED?–1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EPA AND MOTORCYCLES, COLORS ALLOWED IN COURT, NEW HARLEYS AND MORE Movie still from Angels Die Hard from 1970 thanks to Bob T.This is one of those stinking days. I had a root canal on Tuesday because I ran out of Jack Daniels and pain killers on Monday. I was crawling the walls.

Continued From Page 3 Photo from Bob T.BILLY LANE, ROGER BOURGET AND JOSE HIT DISCOVERY–These dates were just confirmed from Discovery for our show – tentativelytitled “The Great Biker Build Off.” The Discovery web site will have moreinformation posted in the next few weeks. These are, as always, subject tochange, but we are fairly certain

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–NEW READER’S SHOWCASE, OZARK BLUES, BIG ISLAND RUN, AND JOSE’S TRIBUTE TO 9/11 Continued From Page 2NEWSFLASH!!!!! FROM CRAZYHORSE — Late summer is slow cos guys are riding, drinking, and recovering, notsitting in front of the puter hiding from the cold. I currently have a nastyhead cold, so no one’s is kissing me.Here’s

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–AMA AGAINST CA HELMET REPEAL, S&S PERFORMANCE NEWSLETTER AND LENO ON A FLATHEAD Continued From Page 1 FLATHEAD V8 IS NOW AVAILABLE–Jay’s even riding one. Honest Charley V* Flathead Motorcycles feature Ford V8, 60 horsepower engines originally used in Ford vehicles from 1937 to 1940. Each motorcycle is unique, no two are alike.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BAD JOKES, PANHEAD TECHS AND BIKES FOR SALE This is one of those days where the women are edgy, I’m outta Jack, and I’m holdin’ my breath for a hot night after I wrap up the news. Thursdays are a blast in some respects and a race to finish the news. Somedays I’m

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CHERRY PICKER TECH, SNEAK PREVIEW OF NEW MODEL, TELEVISION MOTORCYCLE NEWS AND MORE Continued From Page 1 ROAD KING REPORT–Initially I had some questions regarding Road Kings. I wanted to know some about the frame geometry. I perfer a little trail over low speed, parking lot handling. I like to run fast and

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS–VOTE Our bikernet memorial to the Buell from the 2001 run to Sturgis now hangs over the Garage.It’s one of those days. I can’t seem to download an image. I tried to take shots of the Buell tank and all the camera batteries are dead. The women around here

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HEART ATTACKS, HELL, SONNY GOES TO EUROPE AND TATTOO OF THE WEEK Continued From Page 3 HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK ALONE– Without help, the person whose heart stops beating properly and who beginsto feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losingconsciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–NEW BOOK OF POETRY, CARIBBEAN REPORT AND NEW FRAMES FROM XTREME Continued From Page 2the book POETRY FROM THE HEART–Catts my lovely southern Florida connection slipped this small 100 page book in an unmarked envelope and dropped it in a ghetto mailbox. It arrived from the eastern projects to the western ghetto of

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–V-TWIN DEALER SHOW, NEW CCI SWINGARM SET, AND NOTORIOUS IGNITION INTERLOCK LAW Continued From Page 3 BEACH RIDE LIVES–I stumbled into a Beach Ride meeting last night for the 10-year-old Southern California charity event. It was canceled last year by the Ventura, California authorities because of the club battle 600 miles away. The

STAFF STRUGGLES, WEIRD SEX LAWS, AND HAPPY HOUR… Continued From Page 2FIVE CANNIBALS– Five cannibals get hired at the local manufacturing plant. During thewelcoming orientation, the HR Manager says, “You’re all part of ourteam now. You can earn good money here. You will have good benefits, andyoucan go to the vending machines for something to