BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–AFL-CIO WANTS TO RUN PRISONS, NEW BIKE MAG COMIN’, NEW HARLEY HISTORY BOOK, AND BLONDE JOKES Found myself in the new Arlen Ness Store.The news is late and I’m innocent. Monday, the week appeared mellow in my crystal 5-Ball. Then the phone ran, “Ball get on a plane to Oakland. There will be […]
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–NEW BOOK ON CUSTOM PAINTING, EPA FIGHT HEATS UP–YOU CAN HELP, MOTORCYCLE AWARENESS EFFORT AND PRISON BLUES Continued From Page 3 BIKERNET LAUNCHES 2004 NEW MODELS–The rubbermounted Sportsters are next on the list. The hot new item for 2004– Rubbermounted Sportsters, will completely turn the line upside down. Hang on. New map of
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TEXAS EVENTS, COPS HOLD CHARITY EVENT HOSTAGE, JANKLOW DMV RECORD AND JOSE SURFS Continued From Page 2 BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT– I was debating if I was going to do the news tonight, or not, but I got my lazy ass up and started writing. Lazy I say, sure, when you are juggling one
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–VINTAGE AUCTION COMIN’, SEMINARS AND BIKERNET CULTURE–POETRY Continued From Page 1 Click Here To EnterFREE SHIT, SHIT IS FREE–No, we’re not giving away manure. T-Shirts, books, Motor Oil and canned Tuna maybe. I keep saying you can’t win if you don’t enter the free Bikernet contests, and we have two you know. The
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SCREAMIN’ EAGLE DRAG RECORDS, NEW RON FINCH SCOOT, PRISONS AND H-D GIVES MS 7.2 MIL A storm hammers one coast while the sun shines on the other. That’s the way of the world. One day you’re flying high, the next you can’t get out of bed. It’s all about attitude. Let’s get to
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RIGHTS NEWS–NUDE RIDERS, SALES UP, MOTORCYCLE AWARENESS NEEDS YOUR HELP AND OKAY TO WEAR COLORS IN COURT Author and freedom fighter Bill Bish.THE AIM/NCOM MOTORCYCLE E-NEWS SERVICE is brought to you by Aid to Injured Motorcyclists (A.I.M.) and the National Coalition of Motorcyclists (NCOM), and is sponsored by the Law Offices of Richard M. Lester.
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–REMBER 9/11, TAX THOUGHTS AND BIKER DEALS It’s 9/11, a day that we will never forget. Our people died to teach us a valuable lesson. We learned, in the blistering explosive haze, that freedom isn’t a right but a responsibility we must be constantly vigilant around. Responsibility is the key. Lawsuits need to
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–JOSE REPORT FROM A SMALL ISLAND IN THE CARIBBEAN Continued From Page 2LET’S TAKE A BREAK AND DISCUSS SEX–“What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.” –Tom Clancy“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”–Steve Martin“You know that look women get when
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–JANKLOW NEWS, MAYBE NOT A BAD GUY Continued From Page 1 ABATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA ON JANKLOW ACCIDENT– Rep. Janklow has had a long and successful career here in SD. He has serve one term as Attorney General, a total of 16 years (4 terms) as Governor (longest sitting Governor in our history),
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–JOKER PARTS, SPRINGERS AND ATLAS FRAMES Continued From Page 3I HATE OLD FOLKS JOKES– An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are “snowbirds” in Arizona.Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home,walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his
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THE GUNNY SACK NEWS–FUNERAL MOTORCYCLES, OREGON HARRASSMENT and JEANSTHE AIM/NCOM MOTORCYCLE E-NEWS SERVICE is brought to you by Aid to Injured Motorcyclists (A.I.M.) and the National Coalition of Motorcyclists (NCOM), and is sponsored by the Law Offices of Richard M. Lester. For more information, call us at 1-(800) ON-A-BIKE or visit us on our website
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–BAGGER ROAD TEST, BEACH RIDE UPDATE AND BAD JOKES Continued From Page 1BIKERNET RELATIONSHIP ADVICE– A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She wouldlike something electric.” The husband replied, “How about a chair?!?” BEACH RIDE UPDATE–IT’S THIS WEEKEND!–
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–HARLEY’S 100TH, MAJOR SUCCESS AND EPA WILL END MOTORCYCLING –Photo by RogueHang On. The Thursday News steams underway with the first reports on the Anniversary of Harley-Davidson. Our e-mail system went down this morning. Shit was flying. The hectic schedule overflowed. We have devoted Thursday to Bikernet content. Here’s the best laid plan.
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–JOSE DIDN’T GO TO 100TH–HE’S BUMMED, MIKUNI TUNING TIPS AND SINGLE-FIRE NIGHTMARE Continued From Page 2 LIGHTWEIGHT BIKE LIFT STANDS UP FOR STORAGE–If your excuse for not owning a professional MOTORCYCLE LIFT is excessive size, high price, or lack of space in your garage, your excuse is no longer valid. Kendon, the STAND
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Hail storm over the Black HillsI'm late as usual, but painting bikes for 24 years has given me muchopractice at being late. In fact, Eddie Trotta musta gone on 20 minutesbitching about painters when I saw him at Mike Lichter's Show in RapidCity. In fact, he's even trying to do some of the actual artwork
The Frank Kaisler Report Hey, Bandit. We arrived in Sturgis in record time. We unloaded our gear in the rickety rental house and immediately headed out to the Full Throttle Saloon to catch the deal with the Discovery Channel between Indian Larry and Billy Lane. You know dipshit, the Biker Build Off thing that's been
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT CONTINUED–BEACH RIDE ON-LINE SIGN-UPS, DAVINCI CARB REPAIR AND HORSE FINDS FATHER Continued From Page 3 –from Buckshot THE INNOCENT ONE– A father watched his precious 6yr old daughter playingin the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweetand innocent his little girl was.Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH CONTINUES–JOSE REPORTS FROM CARIBBEAN AND YORK H-D PLANT OPEN FOR TOURS Continued From Page 2 ENTERTAINMENT ABOUNDS AT YORK OPEN HOUSE–19th annual motorcycle event features tour of Harley-Davidson factoryYORK, PA – The 19th annual York Open House will entertain all ages with livebands, stunt bike performances and demo rides on Sept. 18-20,
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–NEW H-D MODELS FOR 2004, THE MAILMAN IS DOWN AND BANDIT IN HOLLYWOOD Continued From Page 1 MILWAUKEE IRON PARTS ON SALE–We have a “special” going on now w/our website orders. They get 10% off. Check Milwaukee Iron for some of the best built fenders in the US. Check their tank extensions, internal
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–RARE SHOVELHEAD, NEW PART FROM RIVERA AND REPORTS FROM THE MILWAUKEE TRAIL I don’t know where to start. Maybe I should go fishing. Fox News Today, covered the snake like convention of packs rolling into Milwaukee, for the 100th. Just as soon as the Digital Gangster wakes up, we will cover all the
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–HELMET CONTEST, GAMBLING ON BIKERNET AND PETER AND NANCY SINATRA–HELL I DON’T KNOW? Continued From Page 3 GAMBLING ON BIKERNET–We have a code here. You the readers are the boss. If it doesn’t work for you, we don’t do it. This is the first time we’ve allowed a gambling link to our readers.
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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–JANKLOW’S PAPERS, AND JOSE SURVIVES STURGIS Continued From Page 2BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT– So we are back from the Black Hills trip, at last!Man, I have never seen so many fucking 100th anniversary bikes in my life! I?m taking a wild guess and let’s say that from 300 thousand made, there were like at
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BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–HARLEY CONTEST FOR VETERANS, THE FRANCO EVENT, INDIAN PARTS AND THE BEACH RIDE IS COMIN’ Continued From Page 1BIKERNET LESSON IN NEGOTIATING WITH WOMEN– A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He saysto her “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?”“Areyou nuts?”, she
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