TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN
#10 – You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 – You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
#8 – If you admire a friend’s handgun an! d tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.
#7 – Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
#6 – Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.
#5 – A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 – Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 – A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2 – A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
#1 – You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
