Harley riders:
“This beer is flat, let’s trash the place.”
Goldwing drivers:
“This cappuccino is cold. Let’s only tip 10%.”
Harley riders:
“Live to ride. Ride to Live.”
Goldwing drivers:
“Eat to ride. Ride to eat.”
Harley riders:
“Loud pipes save lives. ”
Goldwing drivers:
“Honey, will you turn down the radio?”
Harley riders:
Black leather jacket and chaps’
Goldwing drivers:
Red snowmobile suit
Harley riders:
Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning bolt on the back
Goldwing drivers:
Gray twill vest with trading pins and Gold Wing Road Riders Association chapter patch on the back
Harley riders:
Meets other riders at “The Dam Ice House”
Goldwing drivers:
Meets other riders at Denny’s
Harley riders:
Biker Mama on the back.
Goldwing drivers:
HER Mama on the back.
Harley riders:
Rolling thunder.
Goldwing drivers:
BarcoLounger with wheels
Harley riders:
Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL.
Goldwing drivers:
Helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective patches
Harley riders:
Riding in groups of two.
Goldwing drivers:
Riding in groups of twenty.
Harley riders:
Ape hanger bars and (proctologists dream) splinter seats.
Goldwing drivers:
Big wide seats for big wide butts.
Harley riders:
Cross country ride ends at topless bar.
Goldwing drivers:
Cross city ride ends at Dairy Queen.
Harley riders:
National riders group meeting called “Hog Rally”.
Goldwing drivers:
International group affair called “Wing Ding”.
Trikers Aren’t Bikers!!
They are just wannabees with training wheels!!
For entertainment purposes only. If you can?t take a joke, you don?t belong here.
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