It’s Labor Day. The fuckin’ Summer is toast, you better rock. I know this weekend is a bad omen for some. I’ll tell you what. All riders need to move to California and we’ll kick all the cagers out. Each household must have a rider, it’s mandatory. Then we can ride most of the year, and make all the saloons biker bars. I’m beginning to like this notion.
This is extremely short, since I’m flying the coop and making my own waves this weekend. Have a blast, kiss some girl’s ass, and goddamnit, no accidents.
Let’s hit my mini-chop news:
Here’s Something To Piss Off Anyone With
Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
“Row, Row, Row Your boat”
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Messenger Of Recovery
Hello my name is Chris Johnson and I am a member of the messengers of recovery MC. I have an Allman Bros tribute band named the Allmost Brothers. We have been playing in Southern California for about ten years. We also know a bunch of Southern Rock and Blues, and we are always looking for Biker related events to play at.
Chris Johnson
“john johnson”
SBK World Superbike Fast Dates Calendar and Ducati Corse Girl “Rockin’ Robin” Cunningham hosting 3 new TV Show Series in America this fall!
Robin Cunningham was one of there official 2004 SBK World Superbike FastDates.com Calendar Angels and the Team Ducati Corse Umbrella Girl for World Championship points leader Regis Laconi at the Laguna Seca AMA National and SBK World Superbike Race Weekend this recent July. Shooting with Robin for the next edition of the world famous SBK endorsed Performance Machine and Jardine Performance sponsored Fast Dates Racebike Pinup Calendar and also serving as official SBK Ducati Corse girls were Miss Great Britain Nicki Lane, and LA based Texas model Andra Cobb. Complete details and pictures of the girls’ exciting action weekend at the Laguna Seca SBK and AMA Weekend are featured on the FastDates.com Website in the Fast Dates Calendar News section at: http://www.FastDates.com/FastDatesNews.HTM A fun, outgoing professional model from also from Texas and now working in Los Angeles where she first met and began working for FastDates.com calendar and Website publisher Jim Gianatsis, Robin is known to her many friends as “Rockin’ Robin” for her crazy tomboy antics from dirt bike riding, to hustling pool and partying hard with a 6-pack of Texas long necks. This beautiful and well spoken (with a touch of Texas twang, of course) model and actress has numerous beauty pageant titles and to her credit including Miss Texas, Miss Harley-Davidson, Miss Hawaiian Tropic International and Miss Hooters.
Now we can look for “Rockin Robin” featured as hostess on 3 new TV shows premiering this fall. Robin will be hosting the WB Channel’s new X-Music Network show starting in September where she will be interviewing hot up and coming new bands. She will also be hosting on Black Belt TV, and new martial arts TV network premiering in November, as well as the new TV series Underwater Odessy about swimming with Dolphins on the ABC Family Channel.
You can catch Robin right now on the FastDates.com Website where she offers up her impressions in the world’s first street ride n of the hot new Ducati 999R05 Superbike. Roben will be featured in the new 2006 FastDates.com Calendars premiering next July 16-17th 2005 at the Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show where Robin will be sharing the on-stage hosting duties with renown biker Keith “Bandit” Ball of Bikernet.com. You can catch all the juicy details right now at http://www.FastDates.com.
Lucky Devil Techs Coming On Their First Production Chopper
Here’s a sneak preview of the paint. ?Oh, I guess I should have?started out with Hello and how are you and yours. I am on a dinner break from the metalwork on the Texas chop-off bike.?I am either so far behind, I think I am ahead, or?the other way around ( we have to wait and see ).?
Ok, back to the grind I go, please let me know if there’s any more info I can give you on the project.
–Kent
Hurricane Preparedness– Some important tips to keep you safe in the storm…
Soon, you’re going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some spinning red thing headed toward our coast and making two basic meteorological points:
(1) There is no need to panic.
(2) We could all be killed.
If you’re new to the area, you’re probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for the possibility that we’ll get hit by “the big one.” Follow this simple three-step hurricane preparedness plan:
STEP 1. Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days.
STEP 2. Put these supplies into your car.
STEP 3. Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Halloween.
–from Rogue
Daytona, Florida
Cantina Babes Of The Week Expansion
With the help of Stacey Walker, we may see a new influx of girls into the Cantina for Sunday. Here’s lovely April Bell to help you through the weekend. Keep your eyes peeled.
–Bandit
IT’S A WRAP, FIRE UP THE BARBECUE–Ride, race, bow to the sun and pray the warmth will last till Christmas. Oh, and find a girl to share the winter with. There’s a specific goal, that should be high on your list, even above teardowns and rebuilds.
Ride Safe,
–Bandit
