Hey, happy Labor Day. If you work, be proud of what you do. That’s a key issue to life in general. Since we spend most of our lives working, better make the best of every minute or move on to something that rocks your world. Go after what you love. A strong example is the girl above who was asked by the factory to register her nipples and seek a licensing agreement with H-D to have Harley-Davidson nipples. We will keep you posted as negotiations proceed.
Cantina Language Lessons
English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love You
Spanish . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Te Amo
French . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Je T’aime
German . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . lch Liebe Dich
Japanese . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ai Shite Imasu
Italian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ti Amo
Chinese . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wo Ai Ni
Swedish . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jag Alskar
Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, West Virginia and Kentucky . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nice Tits
Bikernet Bike Show Winner Response
Holy Shi****! Thanks so much for the e-mail! And thanks for choosing my bike. I’ve been to a few bike shows and all these 40K-plus scoots have been bringing home trophies. Thank you, thank you, thank you! It’s nice to know some people still appreciate a classic!
–Pete
New Wide Tire Kit Available From Europe
Check the tech news in the Bikernet Garage or in the Avon Department. They make several kits for Softails.
New York Bartenders Review Samples
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman’s personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
A sunset at Parks Bay, Shaw Island, near where our famous Web heathen resides in the state of Washington
Film Reports Update–Staff Member Involved
I’ve been meaning to mention that I went to the section of your site called the “projector room” and watched the movie trailer with you in it. Then I went to the section about the cast. I saw that many of them were in the movie “A Leonard Cohen Afterworld.” Well get this – so was I. I was an extra in the biker bar scene. Of course, it’s not out yet, and who knows if I’ll even be visible, but it was a fun two days work for really good pay way back in the summer of ’99. My bike got paid more than I did!
I was sitting at the table next to the four actors. One of them is in a fight, and stumbles over to the table right next to me.?
Fun stuff, Maynard!
–Helen Wolfe, Bikernet Drag Racing Editor
Babe Restricts Bandit’s Riding
Well! Carly said that she would rather have you around no matter how many other women you see. She told me to tell you that:
1. no riding at night
2. no speeds over 50
3. no hitting deer
4. no killing deer
5. be around to come to her wedding in November I just do what she says!
Take care, heal, see you later brother!
Last night she didn’t mention gettin’ hitched. Damn!
Cantina Road Rage Saga
Here’s a doozy for road rage: SHREWSBURY, CONN.–A car passes two women riding a motorcycle and allegedly one of the women flips the guy off. The clown chases them off the road into a parking lot, gets an aluminum bat from the trunk of his car and proceeds to whack them around.
One gal tried to protect herself with her helmet and he smashed it with the bat. Both women were hurt but refused medical aid. The cops arrested the nut at his home. Moral of this story is be careful who you flip a bird to. WOW!
I would suggest packing something else.
Bikernet Motorcycle Deal Of The Week Would you like to own a bit of biker Americana? Here’s your chance to be evnied by almost every other Harley rider. Sonny Barger, legendary leader of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club, is selling his 2000 Road King. Yup, the man himself.?
Sonny?will ceremoniously turn over the keys and title to the new owner in Phoenix, Ariz. You can have your picture taken with Sonny as you take posession of the bike he road across America for the signing tour of his book, “Hells Angel, the Life and Times of Sonny Barger.”
