For the male biker who was lucky enough to land himself a lady, domestic bliss can many times be, well, less than blissfull. Everyday male activities such as rebuilding your knucklehead in the bedroom, drinking beer during sex, and pissing all over the toilet seat can often times cause a bit of verbal strife between you and your lady. In the spirit of helping out the brethren, one bikernet readers offers the following advice.
Ten things you should never say to a woman during an argument …
1. “Don’t you have some laundry to do or something?”
2. “Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.”
3. “You’re just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.”
4. “Wait a minute…I get it. What time of the month is it?
5. “You sure you don’t want to consult the great Oprah on this one?”
6. “Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.”
7. “Whoa, time out honey. Football is on.”
8. “Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning.”
9. “Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?”
10. “Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain’t loaded
