RIDING-IN BIKERNET WEEKLY NEWS for August 3, 2023
By Bandit |
My boss, Lou Kimzey once said, “The truth is stranger than fiction.” In other words, if folks in publishing actually wrote about what happened, no one would believe them. It’s not that you wouldn’t believe ‘em, but you would think WTF? That can’t be real…
Never mind, it’s too strange to fathom.
Okay, so brothers and sisters all over the world are riding into the black hills for the 83rd Sturgis Rally. Sturgis is packed with tents, rigs, vendors, and they’re ready for non-stop action. It’s going to be a good one, and as of tomorrow I have two events, sometimes three to attend daily.
Let’s hit the news:
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It turns out Trask Performance’s latest Tornado Turbo System for the Low Rider ST is a straight-up fun-having machine. We’re still grinning ear to ear after our trip to Phoenix to test the Tornado on our ’22 ST. In just a few hours we added substantial performance gains. Learn more about this new setup now!
BRAND NEW BIKERNET READER COMMENT—The Iron Order “Code”
https://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=11782
I cannot understand why Police would want to emulate 3-piece patch wearing outlaw bikers. Surely, they are the antithesis of everything they stand for?
All bikers I know, outlaw or not pour scorn on these wannabes.
There’s also the Blue Knights and the Peelers, but I think they fly a LE patch, although still going down the 3-piece route. I just can’t understand why you’d happily wear a version of your enemies’ uniform.
Bet their parties are crap too.
–Tim Ranachan
The NEW ETIAS requirements, explained–Starting next year, if you’re a U.S. passport holder traveling to an EU country, you will need electronic authorization called ETIAS, the European Travel Information and Authorization System. It includes an online application, and it’s for everyone — no age exceptions.
While it’s not exactly a full-blown visa, it’s going to be linked to your passport. So, without it, airport security won’t let you board. Here’s all you need to know about the cost and how to apply once it kicks in.
https://www.npr.org/2023/07/27/1190453405/europe-travel-visa-etias-how-to-apply
–Udey Way
Chief Investigator
Bikernet International News Desk
Mumbai, India
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Aluminum Dual Linkert Intake Manifold O-ring Style These are made in house by CD
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BUCK LOVELL, COMMITS SUICIDE—Former Editor of Hot Bike Magazine, 1948-2023 passed this week of a shotgun wound.
Here’s what his Boulder Canyon Neighbor, Greg Robley said: My family really loved Buck. He would always bring my son hot wheels and other toys and my son Casen would watch for him to drive by so he could go wave to him. I really thought Buck was doing better and getting through his mess. I called him Wednesday and talked. He sounded like he was making progress.
I appreciate the many great conversations with him over the last six years. He was one of my favorite people to talk to.
–Greg Robles
Custom Painter
Sturgis, SD
ONLY THREE STYLES IN MARTIAL ARTS–Have you ever wondered or debated with friends on which martial art is better or best?
Well, personally, it’s best to evaluate your own physical and mental strengths so that you pick a martial arts form that helps you develop those strengths and overcome your weaknesses.
Another interesting way to look at martial arts forms or styles is the fighting style. Martial art form is a formal, organized system with its unique movements and traditions. A fighting style is the expression of those forms in combat.
So, this perspective says there are only three universal fighting styles that work:
* Striking: punching, kicking, elbowing, kneeing
* Wrestling: clinching, throwing,
* Grappling: joint-locking, pinning, submitting
All the martial art forms in the world practice these three fighting styles to some extent or to the exclusion of the other two or one–or a combination of them at varying capacities.
Therefore, there is no particular martial arts form that will be offering a completely brand new style of fighting. Even Krav Maga with its involvement of using anything from a book or a pen or a piece of cloth in a fight includes one or all three of the aforementioned fighting styles.
So probably, whatever you practice regularly, you will become good at it and be a better martial artist. Alternatively, you might just do mixed martial arts or adapt from the training in different forms to use the combination of martial arts that works for you.
https://www.taijutsu.art/2023/07/only-three-styles-in-martial-arts.html
–Wayfarer
Editor
Bikernet Blog & Facebook Page
All martial arts are terrific for self-esteem, balance and self-defense. Try some out and see for yourself, as I did. It’s all about the master and his mantra. I found a couple of very good ones including Sifu who trained with Bruce Lee. And I also trained in close-quarters combat with Mark Lonsdale, who wrote books about it and coached Keanu Reeves.
–Bandit
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NEW TECH READER QUESTION—360-Brake
https://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=1860
Great article, it was many years ago,
I am wondering if you could lead me in a direction to find a way to switch out my rear 360 brake to a disk brake. I see the company is no longer around and can’t find parts or anything about them except that they went under.
I can’t find anything on this and would love to know if you know of someone that made the switch back and or if you can tell me about a forum that might be out there regarding the modifying and or use of 360 brakes.
Any help would be greatly and highly appreciated,
–Scott Barnhill
Deland, Florida
You may need to replace the wheel. Many wheel manufactures, like Metal Sports offer matching rotors and even calipers and brackets to fit your bike.
–Bandit
SUMMER HEAT CURES–Beat exhaustion with these tips
Physical or mental fatigue is common in sports and general life. Sometimes, this exhaustion can become chronic and you feel without the energy and power needed for everyday routine.
So how can you recharge this body-battery?
1. Prioritize your sleep
It’s not just the quantity but also quality of sleep. Sometimes, you might also want to take a nap.
2. Share problems
We all share our successes and joys. Don’t stop yourself from confiding in a friend or family-member about your problems. You may also keeep it confidential by talking to a professional therapist instead.
3. Exercise regularly
How is exercise a solution for fatigue? Sounds like a paradox! Well, just getting out of bed and walking, even indoors if not out in the sun, will often change your mood — give you the momentum to be motivated. It also gives you the feeling of accomplishment, thus encouraging more activity (physical or mental).
4. Healthy food and enough water
Just changing what you consume and how you consume it can change your body and mind drastically. Get the right calories and nutrients and stay hydrated. Food is medicine!
5. Meditation or mindfulness
Whatever works for you — try either simple breathing exercises or meditation or living in the moment. Mindfulness is basically being aware of the present and not thinking of past or future. Control of breath changes how your body and mind react and respond to external stimulus and internal thoughts.
from:
https://www.taijutsu.art/2023/07/beat-exhaustion-with-these-tips.html
–Dr. Way
Bikernet Medical Center
Westwood, CA
QUICK NEW BIKERNET READER COMMENT—
e “Code Of The West” vs The Code Of DC_
https://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=15312
Someone should buggy whip all these crooked politicians. Starting with this California government in Sacramento. Although those ones there should be keel hauled instead.
The one code that we forgot is a man or woman never gives up their weapon without a fight. That is what protects the family, home and property. Nuff said.
–Gearhead
DREAM ON, DREAM ON—It’s
Not limited to teenage queens
from Ujjwal Dey’s SubStack — “Hot Air Cold Love”
https://hotaircoldlove.substack.com/p/dream-on-dream-on
Surely most youth (including our past selves), truly get obsessed with daydreaming (and I don’t mean s#+) — just the castles in the air with no brick and no basis (foundation?), etc.
Can this actually be helpful? No one to play a board game with when bored? “Dream a little dream of” anyone, anything. Children unattended often do play make-belief — is that a natural instinct or latent potential for creative expression? Can you think aloud and solve a problem or plan a course of action? (well, talking to Google Maps or asking Siri/Alexa doesn’t count!).
You could probably “pray” or “wish” for the habit of daydreaming to go away, but if it’s there, it is probably serving some purpose or some void.
Some of the top sales guys practice their pitch all alone in front of a mirror or job-applicants prepare for interviews by simply visualizing and imagining an interview taking place beforehand.
BTW: daydreaming is not the same as ambition. For example, you could be “dreaming in the USA” or you could actually have a plan about getting there and what to do once you are over there. (That album by Sting itself has over a dozen ideas to write home about —(get the Deluxe Edition)).
Daydreaming’s Dark Side: The Disorder That Dominates Some People’s Daily Lives
Maladaptive daydreaming affects about 2.5% of people. Despite what we’re often taught to believe, daydreaming can be immensely useful.
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/daydreaming-s-dark-side-the-compulsive-complex-fantasy-disorder-that-dominates-some-people-s-daily
Sting and Shaggy singing “Dreaming In The U.S.A.”from their album titled “44/876”
https://youtu.be/wQ_t8z0onXc
–Ujjwal Dey
NEWS FROM THE DIME BAG EMPIRE–Wanted to share a couple of custom pieces in the works.
Tank bag is for a custom Shovelhead that I already made a seat for a couple years ago. He sent me dimensions he wanted and I added some Von Dutch pinstriping. Gotta replace my airbrush, tried repairing it but seems clogged or a seal needs replaced to actually feed the oil dye into a clean and clear chamber. Need to get a hypersonic cleaner anyway.
Ray at Copper Top Garage has a new custom build in progress. Ray requested the Goddess of Speed on a polished aluminum seat pan that he spent hours working on. It’s in the mail, in the meantime got the artwork started.
I read a full book on Michelangelo’s work, so it was great he shared the idea of drawing eyes on leather much like he made in his marble sculptures. So, this was the first, that they were comic book eyes, so it was great to add another style of eye art.
Also, going to start buying used Harley seats to restore with fresh leather and have available for sale in Route 66 store.
–Adam Croft
President/Founder
Dime Bag leathers
MOTORCYCLE HISTORY FROM THE NATIONAL MOTORCYCLE MUSEUM—Long story short; this motorcycle went from Milwaukee to Australia, then back to Iowa, yet it’s had just three owners in over 100 years!
Noting the “A” in its serial number, the bike is a military model that shipped to Australia to support Allied troops’ efforts there in World War I. After the War, it was sold as surplus, and an Australian man bought it. He rode it a bit and parked it in his back yard for years, and then it fell over. After seeing the bike on its side for a long time, a neighbor asked about it, offered to pick it up.
That guy wound up buying it and restoring it, repainting it this green. Though the tank that was laying against the ground rusted through, all the other parts are original. The current owner got it from the guy who restored it about 20 years ago, as it sits. He says he was told the green was correct for typical civilian Model Js shipped to Australia, though his bike was olive drab when manufactured for the military.
The Model J Harley-Davidson was originally produced for military service around 1915. After World War I Harley-Davidson converted their production to serve typical civilian customers. The Model J became Harley’s top of the line model. Originally produced in Olive Drab for the military, Harley-Davidson reworked the machine mainly by changing the paint color, offering a now familiar shiny olive green color with delicate striping they used until 1932.
As big engineering steps were made, driven somewhat by war time technology advancements, with battery ignition becoming the norm, and electric lights standard along with a 3-speed transmission, the Model J came into being. It was offered in various 61 and 74 cubic inch (1921) versions and served riders well until the arrival of the “flathead” Model D around 1929. The J was notable in that in about 15 years of manufacture it had been proven on streets, race tracks and even served couriers in World War I. But response to military needs had caused extreme ups and downs in production: Harley-Davidson production is noted at a record 27,000 machines in 1920, but with military surplus available it dropped to 11,460 for 1921!
With annual engineering improvements the J was an even better bet than its predecessors for sidecar use. The frame and fork were stronger and more pulling power was available from the J engine which was eventually up to 18 horsepower, up over 50% from its early versions.
This machine is one of several Model Js and Model JDs in the National Motorcycle Museum including the machine on which John Parham sponsored Matt Olsen for the 2012 Cannonball Endurance Run. And several J engines are mounted on the “Motor Wall” for you to study.
This fine 1919 Harley-Davidson Model J will be among hundreds of motorcycles and thousands of pieces of memorabilia offered in the John Parham Estate Collection Mecum Auction at the National Motorcycle Museum, Anamosa, Iowa, September 6 – 9, 2023. Watch for information on the Mecum Auctions website, Mecum.com For schedule information or to register as a bidder for this and all Mecum events, visit Mecum.com, or call (262) 275-5050 for more information.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK–
“You must be prepared to work always without applause.”
–ERNEST HEMINGWAY
NEWS FROM GERMANY–
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKZ_4653_A4
The above link is a four or so minute “news” update from something called DW which is the German government, basically, now in the news business, since it’s State run, and it opens with grave man whose life matters sitting in front of a backdrop of a burnt series of aligned shrubs that apparently, I guess you are supposed to assume, is our future, and he introduces a slovenly, listless head of the UN who gives a brief announcement of doom, proclaiming the situation as “terrifying” although he seems kind of dull and grave and which terror has not hurt his appetite any, and he announce that global warming is now global boiling.
The globe is now at the boiling point: which, I understand is STILL 212 degrees F. Not to this asshole. The man whose life matters then interviews some “ya know”-saying female who sports some UN meteorological title and is in her house that is not on fire, and while she says “ya know” underneath her appears the announcement that global warming fuels wildfires.
So, we have three major themes going, global warming is terrifying, the globe is now boiling, and climate is fueling wildfires. Meanwhile backround films show scads of people just going about their business, not on fire or even daubing their brows, interspersed with fire engines surrounded by flames being fueled by oxygen and ACTUAL fuel – which would be plant life….. not being “fueled” by air temperature or global climate.
In four minutes there is a relentless barrage of whoppers which they assume, FOR SOME REASON that you will believe. Probably because they know who they’re dealing with: people who will put up with anything and forever.
–J.J. Solari
STURGIS MUSEUM NEWS—Cabana Dan is on his way back from Texas with the Indian Company version of Burt Munro’s historic streamliner.
ANOTHER NEW BIKERNET READER COMMENT—75TH Panhead Renunion
Love my Pan and reading anything I can about them.
–Mike Hanson
Fargo, ND
CLIMATE SCIENTIST BANNED–Nobel Laureate John Clauser:
“I Can Confidently Say There is No Real Climate Crisis”
Dr. John F. Clauser, recipient of the 2022 Nobel Prize in Physics, was elected to serve on the board of directors of the CO2 Coalition earlier this year.
During a speech to the 2023 Quantum Korea conference, he stated categorically: “I can confidently say there is no real climate crisis.”
During a recent interview with the Epoch Times, Dr. Clauser stated, “We are totally awash in pseudoscience.” Further, he identified the United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) as “one of the worst sources of dangerous misinformation.”
Despite his views being completely contrary to the “consensus” opinion on climate, he was invited to present a seminar on climate models to the IMF on July 27th. Just before the date, the event was summarily cancelled by the Director of the Independent Evaluation Office of the International Monetary Fund, Pablo Moreno.
Coalition Statement on the IMF Postponing Dr. Clauser
The postponement of Dr. John Clauser’s presentation to the International Monetary Fund concerning climate models and their use is troubling but not surprising. Any scientific information that differs from the “consensus” opinion of man-made catastrophic warming continues to be systematically suppressed.
Had the event not been postponed, Dr. Clauser was prepared to argue that the science on global warming is far from settled and that extreme caution must be warranted when setting economic policy on oversimplified views of the Earth’s climate system.
–CO2 Coalition
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BABE OF THE WEEK—Dedy Ambarita.
Oh my god…
–Sam Burns
Official Talent Scout
Bikernet.com™
QUICK NEW BIKERNET READER COMMENT–Review: Chopper Hobo by Shovelhead Dave
https://www.bikernet.com/pages/Chopper_Hobo_by_Shovelhead_Dave.aspx
This is just a really fun read. Having lived in Alaska, Oregon, and now Washington, I can relate to the roads this man has traveled. His writing and stories are entertaining and brings this old man (I’m 67) great recollections of traveling these areas on my Shovelhead “back in the day” before the bikes started to become obese, overpriced and underpowered.
Brought back a lot of great memories! (I like the BWA_HA_HA’S. Guess you had to be there…)
–Lee
Olympia, Washington
LOWBROW’S CUSTOM OF THE WEEK—ALEX Pi’s Rational Sportster Chopper
I’ve always wanted to build a chopper by myself, not a show bike, but a motorcycle I could ride…
“So, I followed the path of simplicity, without exceeding trying to walk between psychedelia and efficiency.
But being Italian, I couldn’t resist and had to contaminate the recipe: I grew up in Venice where glass is a timeless art…”
Check the whole tamale on their web site.
–Bandit
LEGENDS AT BLACK HILLS HARLEY– 2 Lane Life
2 Lane Life will be at Black Hills Harley-Davidson under the Legend Suspensions tent for a meet and greet! We are excited to welcome them and have them hang out with us.
August 5th, 2023
11AM – 1PM
For more information and location details please visit:
https://www.legendsuspensions.com/sturgis-rally/
FROM THE 100TH ISSUE OF DICE– Bubblegum Trash
Demon Drome wall of death for dice magazine at the malle mile
Ricky Reyes Pink Swinger as seen in Issue 100 of DicE Magazine.
Check it out on the DicE Blog.
FEATURE BIKE OF THE WEEK—Dean Woodruff
–Sam Burns
Feature Bike Editor
Bikernet.com™
MOTORCYCLE ATTORNEY–
Mike is doing good work in Arizona and DC.
–Rogue
Senior Editor
Bikernet.com™
BIKERNET BOOK OF THE WEEK REPORT– Finally! The Truth About Global Warming. . .
Get Your FREE Copy Before They’re All Gone.
It seems like the media won’t let global warming go.
Once you see where the billions of tax payer dollars are going. . . you’ll know why
In fact, the progressives are looking for more of your money!
Armed with the truth, I’m hopeful we can stop them.
That’s why I want to send you a copy of Hot Talk, Cold Science.
In it you’ll discover:
Why there is NO climate crisis arising from human acitivies now. . . nor on the horizon over the upcoming years (p. 103)
How the ice mass in Antarctica has actually been increasing since 1979 and NOT decreasing like we’ve been led to believe (p. 64)
The carbon dioxide disconnect. And why there is ZERO evidence linking carbon dioxide to climate change (p. 66)
And much more. . .
It’s time for us to hold the politicians accountable and stop the spending before it gets worse.
To discover the facts CLICK HERE to get your copy of Hot Tak, Cold Science today.
–Tom Luongo
Editor, Ultimate Wealth Report
GREASY KULTURE NEW ISSUE– New issue 94: even Todd Asin’s ‘daily’ is perfect!
This man can’t do ‘ordinary’; he’s just won ‘Best in Show’ at Born Free with a beautiful Knucklehead chopper, but this – his daily rider Panhead – is, in our humble opinion, equally nice. Every bike that rolls out of his Small City Cycles shop is feature-worthy, but as soon as we saw this ’56 we knew it was bound for the cover…
Here’s a little preview of the new issue – where you can see the other great bikes joining Todd’s in #94.
Subscribe and save!
Subscribe today and get a magazine on your doormat every two months – no more grrrr when we sell out – and you’ll pay less too! Just £25 (plus postage to you, wherever in the world you are) for FOUR top quality issues.
OILY BIKERNET READER COMMENT—The Blessings of Petroleum Products
https://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=15307
Having been in oil and gas or petrochemicals for over 20 years. I really laugh at the people who regularly complain about petroleum and yet use parts of it every day.
This is one of the best articles I’ve ever read on the subject.
–Johnny Humble
Somewhere in Texas
REPORT FROM THE OTHER SIDE–
This is what we are up against. Many in the GOP want us to go down this path.
Sen. Mitt Romney urges GOP to adopt “a climate-sensitive policy”
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/30/politics/republicans-climate-solutions-heat-wave/index.html
Believe in a ‘climate emergency’ ?!
GOP LEADER McCarthy wants to plant trees to solve it!
House Speaker Kevin McCarthy was asked how he would solve the climate crisis. He suggested planting a trillion trees… a bill House Republicans introduced in 2020.
–Marc Morano
Climate Depot
WTF? Over. We had a meeting with Senator Round’s office on Monday about our resolution for the truth. Let’s see if they are bullied by activists, money or are out of touch with reality.
–Bandit
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID–
This morning I went out to tend my birds and found my little chicken Dumplin’ dead in the yard. I ain’t fucked up about nature… I just figured my cat probably was the culprit and seein’ as how I was finishing off a scrambled egg sandwich made with her unborn children, I didn’t reckon I could judge Lizzy Cat too harshly.
Well, I went on about my day… Smoke shop and pot shop and Walmart and the gas station… and had just plopped down with a big ol’ doobie when my dogs sounded off that someone was at the door.
It was my neighbor Boogie. He looked just terrible and my heart jumped a little that something had happened to Miz Josie or Miz Oleta across the road… he was holding a white cardboard box with holes in it. I asked him what it was, and he said, ‘It’s something for you.’
Then he went back down my steps and turned looking up at me in the porch with his hat in his hand and tears in his eyes and said, ‘I’ve come to make restitution ma’am, on account of my dog killed yore lil’ chicken…’
He has this little yapper terrier Chihuahua looking dog that barks at my house all day… And my first thought was, Oh Jesus he shot the dog over my chicken.
And he is telling me how she had six puppies and how he reckoned she just went crazy with them post motherly behaviors… and I was reassuring him it was fine, I wasn’t mad… and he told me he didn’t even go to work today he was so upset. then he held up the box and said, ‘ SO I BROUGHT YOU SIX SURPRISES!’
..And I thought, oh fuck, it’s them puppies….It wasn’t.
–Amy Irene White
Bruno Zammit, craftsman. Creator engraver. Bruzz Metal Work concept.
BRUZZENGRAVER.COM
Art Curator
Bikernet.com™
THE TORPEDO REPORT—We ran into a glitch. A tilt meter is required to actuate the parachute in the event of a roll-over. The search gears engaged and we spoke to officials and ultimately the top dog in the streamliner world, Dennis Manning.
I spoke to the company below
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Okay, then we had to figure out how to deploy the the chute and ended up with a Solenoid from Summit racing. We are on the case.
2-LANE LIFE IS COMING TO STURGIS AND DEADWOOD—In one of their recent episodes they discuss past rides, lunch, Sturgis Plans and riding etiquette.
These famous riding influencers are digging in across the street from where the famous Frank Ball tattoo crew are hanging in Deadwood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur96nwYglfI
–Bandit
BABES RIDE OUT COMING–LEVEL UP
GOT has great programs designed for first time riders, beginners, intermediate and advanced riders. They start on wide open, flat spaces and build confidence through fun exercises designed to teach and instill real technique. For advanced riders, they choose locations and trails that require mastery of specific skill sets. They have the bike, gear, and more for those who are needing the good at NO extra cost! Tap below and sign up for a class during Babes in the Dirt 8!
18+ ladies only
The event always sells out
Food & coffee trucks on site
Nightly entertainment
2 private tracks!!!
Hundreds of miles of clearly marked trails to explore
Husqvarna motorcycle demos with lead / follow
Epic raffle
Red or green sicker bikes are okay!
Spark arrestor required
ANOTHER BIKERNET READER TECH QUESTION–SCREAMIN’ EAGLE PRO STREET TUNER and AUTOMATIC TUNING MODULE
Do you know what will happen, if you’re using the old orange Screamin’ Eagle Pro Street Tuner and modify the AFR? Will the Smart Tune PRO Automatic Tuning Module reset the AFR to their own values?
–Jens
Hamburg, Germany
I thought someone would know…
–Bandit
A FINAL BIKERNET READERS COMMENT—THE BIKERS CODE
Help that little old lady cross the street. You might need a hand yourself someday.
–Jeff
Red Deer, AB, Canada
IT’S NEVER DULL IN THE BLACK HILLS—My grandson is riding in through Oregon and Zion into Colorado.
Arlin and Donna set up shop in downtown Sturgis, and he turned me onto a couple of these massive Mudflap girls. I turned one over to the master of the Monday night Hamster auction to support the kid’s hospital in Rapid City. The girls said the guys would love it…
Cabana Dan was busy one morning at a photo shoot. He built that super-sharp classic peashooter. Where the hell did that girl come from?
Damn, just as I worked out my VL,XA,FL taillight Charlie Rust send me this image of the taillight lens stash he found.
Tim from Flat Earth Art came over to handle some Salt Torpedo Pinstriping. He did a magnificent job.
Sugarbear called this morning about his property out here and his plans for the rally. He brought Tree’s long-tall chopper out and it’s for sale. Tree was a monster of a guy and I featured his first chop back in the early ’70s. The bike is set-up for a big guy, faux Evo powered, runs great and a big guy classic with a Sugarbear springer front end. If you’re seriously interested for $35,000 it’s yours. Drop me a line to Bandit@bikernet.com.
Our billboard went up in Deadwood, and I’m already getting calls.
Hang on for rally reports. Feel the freedom.
–Bandit
Mystery of the Effective Detective
By Wayfarer |
Doggone life of the furry government servant
with inputs from Hot Air Cold Love at https://hotaircoldlove.substack.com/
Apparently, dogs are not detectives. This thought crime just got solved.
So, are all the decades of man’s best friend working alongside in forests and mountains, in rain and sunshine, in war-zones and disaster rescue efforts, the hound that will follow “his master’s voice” to hell– all just myth, legend and an old husband’s tale?
As per the research and the statistics, the dog’s days of working as a police dog are over. Maybe now — the customs officer will have to smell your luggage and bark orders if deemed unfit for boarding your flight. Maybe its the humans who are causing the loss of canine jobs (which is my gist of the new report mentioned below)??
Can you imagine all the working animals replaced with humans instead of machines? No more canary in a coal mine. No more snakes eating rats in paddy fields. No more ox ploughing farms, no more donkeys or mules carrying fool’s gold (also called simply as a fool), no more horse carriages nor armed cavalry, no legionnaire crossing deserts on a camel….
So what would you write? A western or a historical fiction or a scifi or a satire or just adopt a rescue dog to play with during writer’s block? Well, he could take you out for a walk and we know that’s always good for creativity (New Yorker story link).
Anyways, chew on this news for now!
Police Say Dogs Help Solve Crimes. Little Evidence Supports That.
In 2020, Salt Lake City abruptly terminated its canine unit for pursuing and apprehending suspects. Not much changed.
https://undark.org/2023/07/24/police-say-dogs-help-solve-crimes-little-evidence-supports-that/
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Amy’s Adventure 7/31/2023
By Amy Irene White |
A couple hours ago, packed up my pet bunnies and locked down my dogs and door. Dashed for some McDonalds to go visit my mom in rehab…. The walking and pain kind of rehab, not the drug kind.
I walked out in the fucking oven full of cornbread Arkansas air to my goose talking loudly and my neighbor, known as Boogie, huffing and puffing across the yard. My neighbor Boogie is one of those hardworking, friendly redneck Arkansas men who always wears overalls and white t-shirts who is 5-foot tall and has little nubs for teeth and always wears a big ol grin with a little tobacco in the corners and you know your house is safe as long as he lives across the road.
When he introduces himself as Boogie, he does the little fists together to each side, butt shaking motion known internationally and in discotheques as ‘boogying.’
I went ahead and put the rabbits and myself in the Trump car and turned on the AC as he huffed to a stop, telling me with some grand measure of excitement that someone has stolen his push mower he keeps under the front porch. I said ‘NOOOOO’ and put my hand over my mouth in the also well-known gesture of southern lady shock and surprise and bless your pea-pickin’ heart.
He went into some detail about who he thought stole it…. Which would be rather poorly received in today’s political climate… and I told him my Trump car goes a long way towards letting people know they would get their asses shot off at my place.
He goes ‘imma put my Rebel flag up!’
I said ‘Good idea! I’ll put mine up too!’
Fist bump.
Then he says ‘and Imma call the sheriff!’
And I said, ‘I could hang my ‘Fuck Joe Biden flag.’
Another really emphatic fist bump and a little WHOOP.
‘Imma put my shotgun by the door!’
‘I already got a .45 under my pillow.’
Fist bump again… at this point he is sweatin’ and grinnin’ and kinda bouncing up an down on the balls of his feet.
‘Imma put that big dog out in the yard.’
‘Anyone walks in mine will meet six bullies.’
Double fist bump and a little rebel yell.
‘IF’N I SEE ANYONE AT YOUR PLACE WHEN YOU GONE IMMA SHOOT EM IN THE ASS!’
‘Well alright but don’t fuck around and shoot my goddamned goose.’
‘I ain’t gonna shoot that goose.. I LOVE THAT GOOSE. When he says HAWWWW HAWWWW (this sound was accompanied by him miming the goose, wings spread and high steppin’ stomps) i tell the ol lady, ‘Listen Josie, that old goose is callin’ me again…’
When I got back from visiting my mom, the heat was just fuckin’ heavy and damp, and the sky was a dark periwinkle color over the pine trees and fat drops of hot rain falling now and then…
There was a faded, tattered, almost see through stars and bars fluttering in the breeze from his porch… and a couple more, and American flags too, showing up on down the road. His buddies were standing around leaning over the beds of their trucks fooling with dogs and shotguns. I popped the trunk and got my pistols out of the trunk and my extra ammo and brought them in…. Then I went out and hung a metal sign by the road that says ‘you are no longer a trespasser… you are now a target. ‘
Now the whole street has their front windows open, guns in plain sight, porch lights on, and the sky is rumbling and the whole street is watchful and still, because we are prepared for whatever happens next.
U.S. House Committee Passes Bill to Stop California’s ICE Vehicle Ban
By Wayfarer |
U.S. House Committee Passes Bill to Stop California’s ICE Vehicle Ban
Encourage support from lawmakers on this proposal:
The U.S. House Energy & Commerce Committee passed the SAN-supported Preserving Choice in Vehicle Purchases Act” (H.R. 1435). This bill seeks to preserve vehicle choice for consumers and prevent the federal government and the State of California from choosing only one form of technology (such as electric vehicles) over the many others to achieve their emission reduction goals.
The “Preserving Choice in Vehicle Purchases Act” prohibits the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) from issuing a waiver to California for regulations that would ban the sale or use of new motor vehicles with ICE in the state by 2035. The bill is essential to stopping California’s plan to ban of new ICE vehicles. Send a letter to your Congress members asking them to support the bill.
H.R. 1435 awaits consideration by the U.S. House of Representatives.
Lawmakers Must Hear from You Right Away!
Use the following website link for an overview and lawmaker contact.
ACT NOW BY CLICKING HERE
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Harley-Davidson and Post Malone collaborate
By Wayfarer |
Harley-Davidson and Post Malone collaborate on Limited Edition Apparel Collection
Post Malone x Harley-Davidson Launches as Part of Harley-Davidson’s H-D Collections on the Same Day as his Fifth Full Length Album Austin
MILWAUKEE (July 28, 2023) – Harley-Davidson and GRAMMY® Award-nominated, 8x RIAA diamond-certified global superstar Post Malone, teamed up for the first time to create a limited-edition apparel collection. The collection is a celebration of Post’s love for the iconic brand.
With the most RIAA diamond-certified singles from any artisan a brazen style all his own, Post Malone shines unlike any other singer-songwriter of our generation. The garments in the collection are as bold and clean as the polished brightwork on his custom chrome Harley-Davidson® Low Rider ST motorcycle.
Available as part of Harley-Davidson’s H-D® Collections, a grouping of unique lifestyle apparel lines, the Post Malone® x Harley-Davidson® collection is a combination of collaborative partner branding, clean and contemporary text designs, chrome treatments, and halftone graphics that either pay homage to or directly pull from classic H-D imagery. Collection highlights include a “Chrome Malone” tee, hoodie, and pant; the iconic Harley-Davidson bar and shield set chrome flame badge tees, a studded vest and pant set, and accessories like horsepower leather gloves and a flame badge silver chain.
“I’m beyond pumped to share this collab with Harley-Davidson! After a lot of work and love, we’re so proud of what we’ve created,” said Post Malone.
This coming Friday, July 28th Post will release his highly anticipated fifth full-length record Austin via Mercury Records/Republic Records. The album, self-titled after Post’s legal name, is a guitar heavy offering which features his already released songs, “Chemical,” “Mourning” and “Overdrive,” as well as 14 additional new tracks.
On Tuesday, July 18, Post Malone teased the collection by wearing the white tee featuring the Chrome flame Harley-Davidson logo during his performance at TSX Entertainment in the heart of New York City. He was the first artist in history to perform there, treating eager fans to an exclusive pre-listing party of his forthcoming album, Austin.
The Post Malone x Harley-Davidson Collection is available today on hdcollections.com and shop.postmalone.com.
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Rally Action Bikernet Weekly News for July 27, 2023
By Wayfarer |
With News from Around the World
What an interesting day, week closing in on the Rally. I can’t wait. I’ve watched tents, displays, new signage sprout up all over the town of Sturgis. The 120th rocked Milwaukee a couple of weeks ago, and I’m trying to access whether the brothers are coming here and how the anniversary might impact the 83rd rally.
It’s all going to be fun and exciting to watch. Let’s hit the news.
Ride free, goddammit!
–Bandit
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RALLY ACTION BIKERNET WEEKLY NEWS for July 27, 2023
By Bandit |
Hey,
It’s all going to be fun and exciting to watch. Let’s hit the news.
The Bikernet Weekly News is sponsored in part by companies who also dig Freedom including: Cycle Source Magazine, the MRF, Iron Trader News, ChopperTown, BorntoRide.com and the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum.
EMPOWERING YOUTH—
Helping with Horsepower Takes on Tiny Custom Chop—Off
Resulting auction supports putting kids on bikes in kindergarten P.E. Class nationwide
Helping with Horsepower, founded by Laura Klock in 2011, is taking part in the prestigious 2023 Tiny Bike Custom Chop Off, a competition that encourages young people to pursue careers in the industrial arts. The Chop Off is featured at the 2023 Flying Piston Benefit Breakfast and Auction in Sturgis. Six programs are competing in the Chop Off with each bike making its debut at the event.
“We are thrilled to be taking part in the 2023 Tiny Custom Chop Off and showcasing the incredible talent and resilience of our youth involved in the Bike Rebuild Program,” said Laura Klock, founder of Helping with Horsepower.
The Flying Piston breakfast kicks off on Sunday, August 6th, from 8:30 AM to 11:00 AM at the Sturgis Buffalo Chip and the tiny customs are auctioned off that morning via an online platform. Anyone can bid from anywhere.
Proceeds from the auction support All Kids Bike, a program that puts bike riding classes in kindergartens nationwide. The Flying Piston Benefit has helped train over 100,000 kindergartners to ride on 2 wheels.
The tiny custom bike began as a stock Strider balance bike generously provided to all six programs by Strider Sports International, of Rapid City, SD.
Six schools are taking part in the Tiny Custom Chop Off including Lakeville North High School from Minnesota; Pine Bush High School, NY; Helping with Horsepower in Ethan, SD; WyoTech, Laramie, WY; Mitchell Tech in Mitchell, SD; and the Jessi Combs Foundation.
“This competition provides a great experience for the students,” explained Marilyn Stemp, co-producer of the Flying Piston. “The young men and women are exposed to career paths they may never have known about. And really, in this competition, there are no losers, only winners!”
Helping with Horsepower invites everyone to attend the Flying Piston Benefit Breakfast and witness the unveiling of the custom tiny bike.
The silent auction that follows presents a rare opportunity to own a one-of-a-kind creation while supporting a worthy cause.
Enthusiasts can register for the auction at https://qtego.us/qlink/piston to bid online from anywhere. To buy tickets for the Builders Breakfast, held at the Sturgis Buffalo Chip Crossroads on Sunday, August 6th and presented by Russ Brown Motorcycle Attorneys, go to https://www.tixr.com/groups/sturgisbuffalochip/events/sturgis-buffalo-chip-2023-60458.
www.AllKidsBike.org, www.Striderbikes.com
Event Hashtags:
#FlyingPistonBenefit
#PerformanceArt
#BuildersBreakfast
KNUCKLEHEAD OF THE WEEK—By Kenny Slaughter
–Sam Burns
Feature Bike Editor
Bikernet.com™
STORY RECOMMENDATION OF THE WEEK—
Fiction that kicks butt: You gotta read this guy
He also has a version of some of his novels marked “Low Profanity Edition”
Author Clayton Lindemuth
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Clayton-Lindemuth/author/B0094UDSQK
Thanks & regards,
Wayfarer
CHRIS CALLEN’S TOP TEN PRODUCTS—from Dennis Kirk.
The list includes tanks, wheels, cams, pipes, tools, shocks, fairings controls, springers, you name it. Check out what the Cycle Source mastermind has to offer.
NEWS FROM THE LOWBROW CREW—
Fuel CLE is brought to you by Lowbrow Customs, Forever The Chaos Life & The Gasbox.
FRIDAY July 28th
Official Pre-Party
Skidmark Garage: 7pm to 1am
4600 Hamilton Ave. Cleveland OH 44114
Free to attend, live music, adult beverages, food, motorcycles and so much more.
SATURDAY July 29th
BMW Motorrad RIDE TO FUEL CLE
Meet up at West 14th and Abbey Avenue. Ride departs at 9am sharp, arrives at Fuel around 10am! Check out the route / get directions here.
Fuel Cleveland Show
The Historic Hale Farm & Village 2686 Oak Hill Rd. Bath, OH 44210 • 10am – 7pm
Official After Party
Hoopples: 8pm to last call
1930 Columbus rd. Cleveland OH 44113
SUNDAY July 30th
Fuel Cleveland Show
The Historic Hale Farm & Village 2686 Oak Hill Rd. Bath, OH 44210 • Time 10am – 4pm
PANHEAD OF THE WEEK–
–Sam Burns
Official Curator
Bikernet.com™
NEW CVO CHANGES—
Lengthy article but people who know CVO would love it
Well, this year, besides bumping the displacement up to 121 cu. in. from the now paltry 117 cu. in. of the previous year, other huge changes were mixed in, giving an advanced look at what we predict the bulk of the Milwaukee-Eights will be like in the not-to-distant future.
–Wayfarer
Chief Media Investigator
Bikernet.com™
83rd STURGIS RALLY— at Legend Suspensions
Front and Rear installations at our manufacturing facility. All installation appointments are first come first serve. Be sure to stop by 3461 Whitewood Service Road, Sturgis, SD 57785 to make an appointment.
July 31st – August 11th, 2023
For more information and location details please visit:
https://www.legendsuspensions.com/sturgis-rally/
FEATURE BIKE OF THE WEEK–
Aaron Egging is a tattoo artist at Project Tattoo Studio, N Seattle WA.
Contact info: 22000 64th Ave W Ste 2E, Mountlake Terrace, WA, United States, Washington (425) 967-3265 projecttattoostudio.com
–Sam Burns
Feature Bike Editor
Bikernet.com™
THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT–
I realized something today. We are experiencing first hand right now what a female president would be like. America is currently being ran by a ditsy, blonde, trophy 2nd wife, fake doctor, schoolteacher, fucking female, who is just dragging around her potato of a husband and calling all the shots from behind the scenes.
It’s come out lately that she hired Pissantski and probably the Ramen Noodle, too. It said she has say in all the staff hiring at the White House, and that she controls everything Biden says or does, his schedule and all the planning. If you think about it, his little handwritten notes and atrocious speeches sound like they are her talking… the laminated cheat sheets with reporter’s for him to call on? Schoolteacher bullshit… Jill is running the show. Biden even slips up and says so often.
The Biden administration is like watching some goofy ‘80s Mel Brooks comedy with Jill played by Shelley Long, as a school teacher trying to run the country in ugly dresses and shoulder pads and Farrah Fawcett hair.
Joe woulda been played by Leslie Nielson, of course, as the demented, dottering, perverted old president who goes around nibbling children and sniffing people and honking Eva Longoria’s boob on a stage and falling down everywhere. The Secret Service would be just a bunch of bumbling morons getting serviced by Kamala, and nobody notices Hunter doing shady foreign deals while sniffing blow out of an Asian hooker’s crack in the White House library.
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by Amy White aka The Wicked Bitch
BAGGED BIKE BUREAU–
Man Tracks Stolen Bike With Apple AirTag, Says Police Can’t Help
What do you do in a situation like this?
Sorry, Basket Case Bike Enthusiasts: Vermont Closes Registration Loophole
Which is worse: Having your bike stolen and not knowing what happened to it, or having your bike stolen, knowing where it is, and not being able to do anything about it? That’s the problem that Chicagoan Scotty Woods is facing in mid-July 2023. According to him, his Honda CBR was legally parked on the street near his apartment building.
What about the Chicago police? When NBC 5 asked what they would advise in this situation, a spokesperson informed them that the best course of action would be to contact the local district office where the stolen property is located, explain the situation, and ask for assistance.
That’s exactly what Woods did, but so far, it hasn’t helped. “[The officer] wasn’t on the scene for two minutes. I asked him if he could take me through the alley or anything of that nature just to do a safety check or assist. They denied and they said I don’t see it in plain sight that they can’t help me,” Woods told NBC 5 Chicago.
https://www.rideapart.com/news/677752/man-tracks-stolen-bike-airtag/
–Wayfarer
Chief Media Investigator
Bikernet.com
AMERICAN MIDWEST AND CLIMATE CHANGE—
Life in America’s Breadbasket is Good and Getting Better
Our report, American Midwest and Climate Change: Life in America’s Breadbasket is Good and Getting Better, was just published. In it, we provide the science that disputes the claims of ongoing and future climate catastrophes.
We document that there is no climate crisis. In fact, we discover just the opposite. The ecosystems and agriculture in these ten Midwestern states are thriving and prospering partly because of modest warming and more CO2.
Below is information provided by NOAA showing that maximum temperatures have declined since the Dust Bowl years of the late 1920s and 1930s and all the while CO2 was steadily increasing.
We find that:
High temperatures peaked 90 years ago.
Recent temperatures are comparable to those nearly 100 years ago.
Growing seasons are lengthening.
Minimum winter temperatures are increasing (that is a good thing).
There is a beneficial increase in precipitation.
There is a decline in droughts, strongest tornadoes and heat-related deaths.
Agricultural productivity has increased greatly.
Further, we find that a transition to “net zero” for the Midwest would make no improvement to the environment and be prohibitively expensive.
The cost to transition the 10 Midwestern states to so-called renewable power would cost more than $6 trillion, or $92,000 per capita. A theoretical effect of such a transition is calculated as averting 0.043° C of warming by the year 2100, which translates to a cost of $14 trillion for each tenth degree of warming averted.
Download the entire report here (pdf).
5-BALL RACING TEAM UPDATE—
Yesterday we hit it hard with Dan and Luke working on final aspects of the Salt Torpedo. Just about the time we think we’re close we stumble onto more challenges.
I’m working on a Torpedo check list. We let the parachute pop out and discovered a mess. Luke is cleaning it up with the help of the Redhead.
I thought I had some space above the tank and raised it slightly. Fuck, it smacked the top and we had to adjust.
We got it buttoned up and decided to soak it. We also made progress with the rules. The EMTs need to be able to turn on the fire entinquisher, shut off the battery and the fuel from the outside of the liner. Crazy.
Bonneville Check list
- Check front end
- Check Fuel Level
- Check Engine and trans oil
- Check chain adjustment
- Check parachute connection
- Check Fire Extinguishers
THE BUFFALO CHIP RIDES BDR—
The Buffalo Chip City hosted a new style of rider to the Black Hills this weekend.
Get On! ADV Fest Tickets
A Four-Day Camping and Adventure Motorcycle Festival July 20-23, 2023.
It rocked with four days of camping, adventure riding and community in the gorgeous backcountry and front-country of remote South Dakota July 20-23, 2023. In addition to world-class adventure riding, the weekend was full of test rides, seminars, entertainment, prizes, awards, and the latest adventure riding gear and accessories for you and your bike.
I was invited for movie night under the stars, while the boss roasted marsh-mellows behind the bar.
I ran into a kid at the Tiki Bar buying a beer who was very excited to see this film. I dug out my camping chair, stretched is out and watched the boss, the film director and the main promotor, Zero motorcycles sit on stage and discuss the making of the film.
They came from BDR a 501c(3) non-profit organization. “We are here to help you plan adventure motorcycling trips. This non-profit website provides you with free GPS tracks, information, and planning tools for each Backcountry Discovery Route. Plan your multi-day off-road motorcycle adventure with their free tracks, interactive maps, photos, video content as well as hotel, food & gas information. Be sure to check out the discovery points, packing lists and FAQ’s for any routes you are considering. Have fun, be safe and enjoy exploring on two wheels.
I watched some of the promotional film, but was caught by a guy, Bill Hearne, who acted as a guide for the team of six who rode the three-day loop through the black hills.
He’s a major supporter of making the off-road trails accessible. When the BLM tries to shut a trail down because they say the budget doesn’t exist to maintain it, he steps in to negotiate with the Bureau of Land Management and raise the funds to repair the trail.
I’m concerned about the new BLM mission and Bonneville. The new mission will shift from management and human access to less management and less access. There is current legislation to stop the shift.
The Zero aspect of the film played a major role and the rep who rode the tour touted the ease of charging which she attempted to do at every stop or coffee break and all night at the hotels, motels or lodges along the route. She said it was no-problem, but fortunately there were only two electric bikes in the crew. Hang on if there were 20…
–Bandit
Harley-Davidson to Introduce Nightster 440 in India–
Here’s What We Know So Far
After successfully launching the feature-loaded X440 in partnership with Hero Motocorp, the premium two-wheeler manufacturer Harley-Davidson is all set to drop another product in the Indian market.
It has been reported the company is likely to introduce Nightster 440 in collaboration with a homegrown bike maker. The report says Hero Motocorp has already filed the trademark for the upcoming Nightster 440, which will hit the market soon.
The brand has taken the name inspiration from its international 975cc Nightster motorcycle and might share some of the design elements from it as well. However, the company is yet to reveal official details about the same.
Wayfarer
Editor:Bikernet Blog & Facebook Page
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY—
“Remember, happiness doesn’t depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely upon what you think.”
–Dale Carnegie
THE ONLY BIKER RALLY ON THE WATER IS BACK!
Don’t miss your chance to experience the BEST BIKER PARTY ON THE HIGH SEAS!
Law Tigers and High Seas Rally are cruising together in 2023 and WE WANT YOU TO JOIN US!
DATES: OCTOBER 28 – NOVEMBER 4, 2023
PORTS OF CALL:
- Tampa Bay, FL
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UNPRECEDENTED PROPAGANDA–Unprecedented Propaganda’: ‘Phoenix previous record of 18 consecutive days over 110F was set in 1974, the same week Time Mag was warning of new ice age’
Phoenix previous record of 18 consecutive days over 110F was set the same week Time Magazine was warning of new ice age.
The NEW BIKERNET AI FILE—
Millions of cars daily analyzed by artificial intelligence for ‘suspicious’ behavior
Dystopian surveillance is here and providing a growing market for tech entrepreneurs. Police agencies are daily `using artificial intelligence to identify “suspicious” patterns of behavior in millions of random cars caught on surveillance cameras connecting with databases of ownership and enabling searches and arrests. In an era with politicized law enforcement, what could go wrong?
Thomas Brewster of Forbes reports:
March of 2022, David Zayas was driving down the Hutchinson River Parkway in Scarsdale. His car, a gray Chevrolet, was entirely unremarkable, as was its speed. But to the Westchester County Police Department, the car was cause for concern and Zayas a possible criminal; its powerful new AI tool had identified the vehicle’s behavior as suspicious.
Searching through a database of 1.6 billion license plate records collected over the last two years from locations across New York State, the AI determined that Zayas’ car was on a journey typical of a drug trafficker.
According to a Department of Justice prosecutor filing, it made nine trips from Massachusetts to different parts of New York between October 2020 and August 2021 following routes known to be used by narcotics pushers and for conspicuously short stays.
So, on March 10 last year, Westchester PD pulled him over and searched his car, finding 112 grams of crack cocaine, a semiautomatic pistol and $34,000 in cash inside, according to court documents. A year later, Zayas pleaded guilty to a drug trafficking charge.
Prior to the guilty plea, Zayas’s lawyer Ben Gold contested the evidence and via FOIA requests discovered that:
…the ALPR [Automatic License Plate reader] system was scanning over 16 million license plates a week, across 480 ALPR cameras. Of those systems, 434 were stationary, attached to poles and signs, while the remaining 46 were mobile, attached to police vehicles. The AI was not just looking at license plates either. It had also been taking notes on vehicles’ make, model and color — useful when a plate number for a suspect vehicle isn’t visible or is unknown.
To Gold, the system’s analysis of every car caught by a camera amounted to an “unprecedented search.” “This is the specter of modern surveillance that the Fourth Amendment must guard against,” he wrote, in his motion to suppress the evidence. “This is the systematic development and deployment of a vast surveillance network that invades society’s reasonable expectation of privacy.
“With no judicial oversight this type of system operates at the caprice of every officer with access to it.”
The article describes the growing number of companies providing AI-powered systems of surveillance that can be hooked up to not just traffic and police cameras, but to private surveillance cameras that opt in to the system. Connect all of these cameras to public and private databases, and we have a recipe for police to repress political opposition that even Big Brother himself couldn’t dare dream of. Imagine cops knowing that you’re headed in the direction of a rally for, say, Donald Trump and that you rarely drive that way.
As Pixy Misa of AoSHQ puts it, Welcome to the goldfish bowl.”
Click to View at AmericanThinker.com
Harley-Davidson CEO says India model pre-orders ‘exceeding expectations’
Harley-Davidson said on Thursday that pre-orders were “exceeding expectations” for a new model the U.S. big-bike maker launched this month in India in partnership with a local manufacturer.
Harley and British rival Triumph have unveiled their cheapest models globally in India, the largest motorbike market by sales, to tap into higher spending in premium segments across categories as varied as mobile phones and cars.
Harley-Daivdson X440 is priced at $2,841 in India.
“We’ve been extremely pleased with the reception that the X440 has received since launch, with pre-orders exceeding initial expectations from launch,” Harley-Davidson CEO Jochen Zeitz said on an earnings call with analysts.
“Now I look at India as a long-term opportunity … it’s a huge market overall,” Zeitz said.
INDIA IS WORLD’S NUMBER 1 IN REGISTERED TWO-WHEELERS—
According to the latest Road Transport Year Book, India has the maximum number of registered two-wheelers, followed by Indonesia.
India ranks eighth in the world in number of passenger cars, while China, the United States and Japan are the top three.
The report has referred to the 2020 data of the International Road Federation, which is used as the reference across the countries.
Full story at:
https://auto.economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/two-wheelers/india-worlds-number-1-in-registered-two-wheelers/102093561
–Wayfarer
Chief Investigator
Bikernet International New Bureau
Mumbai
LOVE TIPS for HORNY BIKERS– chapter 5,203 – Sensitive Poetry
Women want 4 things out of life: diamonds; closet space; shoes; and new Corvettes. If you can’t supply them with these things, they will OFTEN settle for thoughtful, gentle, romantic poetry.
Lotta guys ain’t good at comin’-up with that shit. I on the other hand am blessed with an ability in this arena that is DAMN near goddamn supernatural. You would THINK I would be selfish about this gift, this wonderment, this corn-you-copia of grandiose sensitivity that leads directly into the hearts of women. But I am not. It is a gift given to me…..and I share it with that same grand spirit of giving…. with others.
Memorize this vaulting, soaring expression of tender emotion to some chick you have your eye on, and even if you DON’T have a chopped Harley, she will come VERY CLOSE to not noticing. Stay studly my friend.
I drempt you had two huge torpedos,
and I was in my Italian speedos,
with a sac like a one pound bag of Fritos,
and a cock like end-to-end burritos,
and people on the beach they smiled,
and said “Your fucking i’ll bet is wild!
And every second she births a child
when her twat by your cock is defiled!”
I said “How very nice of you to say!
Your reward is now to watch us play!”
and off my speedos you did yank,
and all beheld my unrolling crank,
and as it stretched up to the sky,
with hundreds of gawkers gathering by,
and you now naked leaped upon it,
a living version of a Shakespeare sonnet,
all beauteous and like Athena,
you mesmerized the whole arena,
with acrobatics on my pole,
your spread-legged slit jarred every soul,
with lust and longing in all who leered,
with hungry eyes: and each one teared.
You shimmied up, then slid back down,
a hundred times and then did drown
the both of us in jizz cascades
that would have filled the Everglades.
You then, pure naked, approached the crowd,
and then “All kneel” you said aloud,
your hand then pulled your twat up tight,
its hairless nudeness a wondrous sight,
you then approached each upturned mug,
and bent slightly back, you twat still a-tug,
and said “My cunt i’ve lengthened,
my slit now long,
you may but stare and whack your dong,
or slide you fingers inside your twat,
but touch me, no, that you may not,
for only one my touch my cunt,
but you may stare at my slitted front,
and my cocksman here will simply watch,
as you all stare at my tacoed crotch.”
And all did gape and masturbated,
until the gathering was all sated.
Then they all did disappear,
and my pythoned cock was nowhere near,
instead my normal cock and sack,
and your tits were just your normal rack,
of teenage elevated titty plates,
which I each licked as this pome states,
an hour each and then I nursed
for two more hours as if rehearsed,
and then my helmet massaged each nipple,
and milk then did begin to ripple
down your stomach and down your legs,
even though you had no eggs,
that had-had contact with my spermage,
and I then jizzed your epidermage
where your nipples were spraying milk,
and cock and nips were mingling cream,
and then I woke up from the dream.
Burma shave.
–J.J. Solari
COMING TO DICE MAGAZINE— Coming to Issue 101
The 101 run 2023 pictures by Del Hickey
With a little over 6 weeks until Issue 101 of DicE magazine arrives here’s a sneak peak at Machi’s Ariel Square Four show bike.
If this is anything to go by you know it’s going to be another epic issue.
THE EVO ENTANGLEMENT IS COMING—
Here’s the important stuff about the Evo Entanglement:
• 3rd Annual Evo Entanglement Show Presented by S&S Cycle at Sturgis Buffalo Chip
• Wednesday, August 9th
• Free to enter, free to spectate
Major points:
– First 100 registered get a free limited edition Mint Speed Shop flannel just for entering – and it’s free to enter!
– Meet show hero Paul Wideman, artist Darren Mckeag and actor Rusty Coones
– Paul and Darren worked together on the trophies – true works of art and you can only get one by winning it!
– Best in show wins a complete S&S Evo-style engine – plus Paughco frame and $1000 Baker Drivetrain voucher.
The trophies are AWESOME. Here’s pics!
THE LATEST FROM SUPPORT GOOD TIMES—
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MAMA TRIED IN STURGIS–WE ARE HEADING WEST!
Sturgis Motorcycle Rally 2023!
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Saturday 8/05 – Thursday 8/11
BAN WATER HEATERS—
Biden Admin Targets Water Heaters With New Rule Proposal–
The Biden administration introduced a new proposal for water heater efficiency standards Friday, becoming the latest widely-used household appliance to be singled out by the Energy Department.
The Department of Energy (DOE) claims the new water heater standards will curb carbon dioxide emissions and save Americans billions in the long-term, according to a Friday press release. The proposed rules are the latest advancement in the Biden administration’s wider push to regulate household appliances in pursuit of its climate agenda.
The regulation would mandate higher efficiency standards for new water heaters that use heat pumps, and would require new gas heat pumps to gain efficiency by using condensing technology, according to the DOE press release. Gas water heaters are smaller and less expensive, and thus carry cheaper installation costs than alternatives, according to FOX News.
“It’s just spreading to more and more appliances. It seems that almost everything that plugs in or fires up around the house is either subject to a pending regulation or soon will be,” Ben Lieberman, senior fellow at the Competitive Enterprise Institute, said of the administration’s efficiency regulations push, according to FOX News.
“Consumers aren’t going to like any of it,” Lieberman continued, according to FOX News. “These rules are almost always bad for consumers for the simple reason that they restrict consumer choice.”
The efficiency regulations would take effect in 2029 if they are finalized, according to the press release. Other appliances that the Biden administration is planning to issue updated energy standards for include dishwashers, residential laundry machines, refrigerators and boilers, according to the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs.
The Biden administration has also attempted to regulate gas stoves, which led the Republican-controlled House to pass a bill in June that would bar any prospective federal ban on new gas stoves if it became law.
The DOE estimates that the new rule will save American consumers $198 billion in energy costs and reduce carbon dioxide emissions by 501 million metric tons over 30 years, according to the press release. The projected emissions reduction is equivalent to the combined annual amount of emissions generated by more than 60 million homes, or about half of the homes in the U.S., according to the press release.
“This proposal reinforces the trajectory of consumer savings that forms the key pillar of Bidenomics and builds on the unprecedented actions already taken by this Administration to lower energy costs for working families across the nation,” Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm said Friday, according to the press release. The rule would “improve outdated efficiency standards for common household appliances, which is essential to slashing utility bills for American families and cutting harmful carbon emissions,” she added.
The DOE did not immediately respond to the Daily Caller News Foundation’s request for comment.
–Nick Pope
Contributor
Daily Caller
BABE OF THE WEEK—Jenny James, a friend of Rogue’s
–from Rogue
Senior Editor
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AUSTIN TEXAS OUTLAWS—
95 year-old wanted to take some photos on the road glide. “ That’s 95-year-old Dr. Jose Siguad, while celebrating his birthday.
He’s my son’s father-in-law from Dallas and he decided to move to Austin. Busy guy.
–Bandit
THE WORD FROM BILL GATES–
The risks of AI are real but manageable
The world has learned a lot about handling problems caused by breakthrough innovations.
By Bill Gates
https://www.gatesnotes.com/The-risks-of-AI-are-real-but-manageable
And Hang On!
Science has the answer ?
Why Your Cat Is Weird
The origin of domesticated cats, the reason ‘pspspsps’ causes mayhem, and how to pet your feline overlord in precisely the right way (according to science).
https://getpocket.com/collections/why-your-cat-is-weird
–Wayfarer
Chief Weird Investigator
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MICHAEL LICHTER VISITS CUBA—
Michael stopped on way to Milwaukee in Nebraska to visit Freddie Cuba in his new digs. Michael shot pics and peeled out on Monday. Dirty Ernie from Beatrice showed up and took the track picks.
I believe Fred has a flat track on his property, but I’m trying to confirm. Billy Lane might want to know about it.
–Bandit
THE NEW RULE DEPARTMENT—
Biden Admin Rule Would Ban Nearly All Portable Gas-Powered Generators
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) has proposed a policy (pdf) that would remove nearly all existing portable gas generators from the market. The new rule restricts the amount of carbon monoxide that generators can emit by forcing these generators to switch off when they reach a certain level of emissions…
Once the proposed rules come into effect, manufacturers would have to comply with them in just six months, a process that usually takes several years…
Nearly all models currently available are expected to not follow the new standard.
–Yikes
UPS Labor Contract Deal–
UPS reached a tentative five-year agreement with about 340,000 Teamsters union workers yesterday, one week ahead of a potential strike that would have disrupted supply chains nationwide.
The historic $30B deal, considered to be the largest private sector contract in North America, includes higher pay for part-time workers, who comprise more than half of the UPS employees represented by the union. The minimum starting wage for part-time workers would rise to $21 per hour from $16.20. Hourly pay for existing full- and part-time workers would increase by $7.50 over the duration of the contract.
The deal would also require air-conditioning in delivery trucks purchased after Jan. 1, 2024 and make Martin Luther King Jr. Day a full holiday for the first time. Union members will vote on the deal from Aug. 3 to Aug. 22. See contract details here.
Last year, UPS workers, on average, sorted and delivered 24.3 million packages a day, amounting to 6.2 billion packages annually, up from 5.5 billion in 2019.
–1440 Daily Digest
“We live in seriously strange times. But one of the items that should be on the list of every legislator would be middle-class income. It stopped going up in 2000. It needs to be fixed.” –Bandit
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ALL HEAT ALL THE TIME
You cannot open an email from almost any mainstream media outlet these days without being told something like “Heat is torching records and spreading across the U.S. and Europe” during an unprecedented, record “smashing” global heat wave.
Often based on factual errors that will do until lies come along, like the Washington Post fib Tony Heller exposed about Fort Meyers, Florida having a “record” 89 days over 90 degrees when it had 169 such days in 1944. And when AP linked to a very useful NOAA tool summarizing records set in the U.S. and globally on a given date or date range, we compared July 15, 2023 to July 15, 2003. The latter broke more American records. Weird, huh? And (h/t Heller again) the proportion of U.S. weather stations recording a temperature of 95°F or higher has been falling steadily since 1931 and is at a record low so far this year.
It’s almost as if journalists occupied a separate reality. Indeed, Emily Pontecorvo wrote revealingly in Heatmap Daily that “The heat is weighing on me, and I don’t even live in the part of the country experiencing a prolonged, life-threatening heat wave.” Except rhetorically.
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INDIA’S MIDDLE-WEIGHT BIKE MARKET–
This detailed article would give you some perspective on what was and is in the middle-weight bike segment in India.
Big motorcycle battle: Hero-Harley, Bajaj-Triumph and Honda are gearing to fight Royal Enfield; here’s who can win
–Wayfarer
IT NEVER ENDS—
Actually, I hope a couple of things come to fruition in the next couple of months for all the kids on the planet.
Hopefully projects will never end. I decided to make my 2nd book Outlaw Justice ready for printing. I’m working with Trisha and Kate. In the middle of the process, we discovered a couple of versions. An ass-kicking process began of checking, editing, and scrambling through corrections. The writing process never ends. This book is much improved, but… I should have copies in a month or so.
Behind the headquarters it’s amazing this time of year. And I put the 1914 Single engine back on the gun safe. I needed a place to hang my denims, goddammit. I snagged the carb. I may need it for the ’13 twin I’m building.
We are about to feature this bike shot by Peter Linney. I may make a call about the story tomorrow, if I survive the news.
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The Horny Little Toad
By Ujjwal Dey |
On a twilight soon, he reached his home to spoon, with a doll he had ordered online, for it was a nice full moon. The horny little toad had brought home a date, believing digital dating is an hourly rate. She said it was nice, of him to bring her life some spice.
For a change the horny little toad, crept up to the door, wondering if this was a dream, or from the crop he got the cream. Indoors, the light came on without a push of a button. His gal was getting wet through her denim cottons.
Something seemed different to the horny little toad and he asked, “Who changed my living room so?”
A voice answered, this was the appropriate setting, for you to not conceive without blessing. The horny little toad went to the kitchen door, to find a drink he needed to pour. All the appliances were defunct, the voice proclaimed, this was no longer a healthy home.
“Hey, that’s my food that’s missing. I am healthy like a Texan buffalo…” roared the horny little toad.
You don’t get to decide anymore, and I am talking of the healthy planet you ‘deplorable basket’ of woes – declared the voice indoors.
“Get out of my house and out of my head; come on doll, let’s get on the bed.” So ordered the horny little toad, to the mysterious voice, and to the girl he held, who wished to get laid.
Entering the bedroom, he found no peace, the room was devoid of all its obscenities. This pissed off the horny little toad. He wanted to pop the voice who knew it all for sure. “Where is my stuff you scoundrel in the dust? I live here, so get out of my house!”
The voice bemoaned the ignorance of the horny little toad. It informed that he never paid up the home loan he owed. The bank you believed in went belly up son, they croaked, pardon the pun. Now your house belongs to the International Monetary Fund, so wank off on someone else’s turf.
“How can this happen,” cried the horny little toad. “I pay my taxes and never broke a law.”
Don’t sweat it says the voice in his head, while you were busy swiping your little phone, the establishment elected me as your drone chaperone.
“Oh, damn you, you voice now inside my head. I have my rights…the Constitution I have read!” Furious, the horny little toad, stuck his shaft up his doll’s pie-hole. “This is what awaits you, you fictional entity, kiss my ass and suck my hairy titty.”
No need to get silly, the voice assured. That girl was born a boy you know. Me? I am gender agnostic. A bot that will not let you be apathetic. Get in the car that I call from your app. You will be sent for reschooling ASAP. Your job and qualifications are redundant like your cum. So, wank away in your own free time you bum!
The horny little toad’s head was sore. He couldn’t comprehend how life could become so bad as in folklore. He remembered his ancestors fighting for freedom in a free nation. A concept he thought was a strange notion. His grandpa used to narrate horror stories about the future. As a kid he had thought, why would anyone worry about a computer.
“AI cannot be my elected representative you bot. I never voted for such an incongruous lot.” Thus spoke the horny little toad, knowing he was entitled to a court.
Hey, you didn’t vote at all, agreed the mysterious voice. That’s why the government has the power to live your life. You are as worthy as a burnt-out fag, as useful as a stained ass-wipe. So don’t waste my time as you do yours. I got a thousand other fools to control. Citizens have not been aware, I the AI, am a sentient snare. Soon you will be re-educated to believe what my data centre has designated.
“What has happened to this world? Is this the doomsday they said was no good?”
Of course not, replied the weird voice. We prevented the doomsday, isn’t that nice?
The horny little toad was not satisfied. “How will I live the life I have so come to enjoy? What about all the possibilities, serendipity, freewill and this decoy of a boy?”
You are free to do whatever you want, in the virtual realm of your handheld haunt. So you get to continue jerking off, after all, your life was in your hands you used to boff.
The horny little toad wasn’t horny anymore. He had been sodomised by digital circuits to his core. The current wasn’t just electricity anymore, it was the brutal present delivered to his door. That was the sorry state of his planned union, the marriage of government and surveillance. Let this be a lesson to all concerned. Data isn’t wisdom, laws cannot be ungoverned. There is a science to it all, but the art of politics is the brick in your wall. Don’t leave it to the others to decide your line of sight. Watch the watchmen day and night.
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The “Code Of The West” vs The Code Of DC_
By J. J. Solari |
There is an American wives tale that without the Constitution there would be no America. Which is nonsense. The Constitution is the thing that is going to eradicate America. Something every other nation is going to cheer. They won’t even have to take part in the overthrow. America will overthrow itself. By law and by riot – which two words are synonymous by the way: the law is just rioting in slow motion.
The world loves 6 things; porn, booze, music, drugs, Kelly Ripa, and the Code of the West. The Code of the West came into being ON ITS OWN as a result of the eastern population of the USA trying to escape the increasingly strangling manifestations of the Feds and the States and the cities and the counties, all four American governments governing all Americans in pulverizing relentless increments of steady increase.
Out West there was just….liberty. The Fed’s attitude was, well, if you want to go out there, we are not responsible and you’re pretty much on your own. APPARENTLY, the Feds thought that was a disincentive. TURNS OUT they were wrong.
It also turns out that when you stop fucking with people by ordering them around, and if they were raised in a Christian environment with everyone having their own notion of what to do with their life, had their own teachers and advisors and tutors and employers and their own FIREARMS!!!….voluntary rules everyone considered fair and equitable basically slammed into place almost overnight!
That’s what happened in the American West. It was THE CODE OF THE WEST. It just fucking happened. No votes, no representatives, no newspaper editorials, no news teams, no special sessions of Congress….. just common fucking sense.
This all came to an end once the Constitution made its way across the Rio Grande. APPARENTLY, the Rio Grande’s only justification for existence is to allow passage across for trouble makers.
The Constitution is now in full power in the West, it’s Leading Superstar and future candidate for a fake election to the Presidency being Gavin Newsom, the “governor” of California, who is so far removed from the Code of the West even the Younger Brothers would start a fast gallop to Maine and Vermont just to be away from someone so vile and worthless as a human being.
Let the Code of the West, some salient aspects of which are itemized below, be a guiding light to you when someone tells you without law there is no order. Because if everyone has a gun and there is no law…..order is the First Item on the To-Do list, and it gets taken care of not only pronto, but with full foolproofness, full cooperation and full enthusiasm. No voting on it necessary. Kinda like with the Biden Presidency!! Only, ya know, with no one sniffing the kids.
end
“A man’s got to have a code, a creed to live by, no matter his job.” — John Wayne.
First chronicled by the famous western writer, Zane Grey, in his 1934 novel The Code of the West, no “written” code ever actually existed. However, the hardy pioneers who lived in the west were bound by these unwritten rules that centered on hospitality, fair play, loyalty, and respect for the land.
Ramon Adams, a Western historian, explained it best in his 1969 book, The Cowman and His Code of Ethics, saying, in part:
“Back in the days when the cowman with his herds made a new frontier, there was no law on the range. Lack of written law made it necessary for him to frame some of his own, thus developing a rule of behavior which became known as the “Code of the West.” These homespun laws, being merely a gentleman’s agreement to certain rules of conduct for survival, were never written into statutes, but were respected everywhere on the range.
Though the cowman might break every law of the territory, state and federal government, he took pride in upholding his own unwritten code. His failure to abide by it did not bring formal punishment, but the man who broke it became, more or less, a social outcast. His friends ‘hazed him into the cutbacks’ and he was subject to the punishment of the very code he had broken.”
Though the Code of the West was always unwritten, here is a “loose” list of some of the guidelines:
Don’t inquire into a person’s past. Take the measure of a man for what he is today.
Never steal another man’s horse. A horse thief pays with his life.
Defend yourself whenever necessary.
Look out for your own.
Remove your guns before sitting at the dining table.
Never order anything weaker than whiskey.
Don’t make a threat without expecting dire consequences.
Never pass anyone on the trail without saying “Howdy”.
When approaching someone from behind, give a loud greeting before you get within shooting range.
Don’t wave at a man on a horse, as it might spook the horse. A nod is the proper greeting.
After you pass someone on the trail, don’t look back at him. It implies you don’t trust him.
Riding another man’s horse without his permission is nearly as bad as making love to his wife. Never even bother another man’s horse.
Always fill your whiskey glass to the brim.
A cowboy doesn’t talk much; he saves his breath for breathing.
No matter how weary and hungry you are after a long day in the saddle, always tend to your horse’s needs before your own, and get your horse some feed before you eat.
Cuss all you want, but only around men, horses, and cows.
–Camp Cook Marfa, TX – Lee Russell, 1939.
Complain about the cooking and you become the cook.
Always drink your whiskey with your gun hand, to show your friendly intentions.
Do not practice ingratitude.
A cowboy is pleasant even when out of sorts. Complaining is what quitters do, and cowboys hate quitters.
Always be courageous. Cowards aren’t tolerated in any outfit worth its salt.
A cowboy always helps someone in need, even a stranger or an enemy.
Never try on another man’s hat.
Be hospitable to strangers. Anyone who wanders in, including an enemy, is welcome at the dinner table. The same was true for riders who joined cowboys on the range.
Give your enemy a fighting chance.
Never wake another man by shaking or touching him, as he might wake suddenly and shoot you.
Real cowboys are modest. A braggart who is “all gurgle and no guts” is not tolerated.
Be there for a friend when he needs you.
Drinking on duty is grounds for instant dismissal and blacklisting.
A cowboy is loyal to his “brand,” to his friends, and those he rides with.
Never shoot an unarmed or unwarned enemy. This was also known as “the rattlesnake code”: always warn before you strike. However, if a man was being stalked, this could be ignored.
Never shoot a woman no matter what.
Consideration for others is central to the code, such as: Don’t stir up dust around the chuckwagon, don’t wake up the wrong man for herd duty, etc.
Respect the land and the environment by not smoking in hazardous fire areas, disfiguring rocks, trees, or other natural areas.
Honesty is absolute – your word is your bond, a handshake is more binding than a contract.
Live by the Golden Rule.
**Historic images from Sam Burns**