Hey,

I’m working with a producer in Los Angeles who has pitched some of my stories and books. We haven’t had much luck because Hollywood has gone WOK and won’t allow certain films to be produced.

If Bikernet blinks once in a while, we’re rebuilding the entire site on a new platform. Hang on…

Let’s hit the news
— Bandit

Click here to read this week’s news only on Bikernet.com

Hey,

I’m working with a producer in Los Angeles who has pitched some of my stories and books. We haven’t had much luck because Hollywood has gone WOK and won’t allow certain films to be produced.

I joked to her that I was working on a story that would fry Hollywood. I mentioned that last week. If you check out the Climate Movie below and read the story, bada bing. We’ve smacked a lot of nails on the head.

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/Brothers_for_Truth.aspx

Check it out. And check out the latest Climate Film, “There is no Climate Emergency. It’s a hoax.” It’s a strange conundrum. The kids who support the hoax are lost. They are anti-oil and anti-establishment, but their program would end up with an anti-freedom dictatorship.

Anyway, check it out. And if Bikernet blinks once in a while, we’re rebuilding the entire site on a WordPress platform. Hang on…

Let’s hit the news:

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THE LATEST CLIMATE MOVIE—

Last week, Clintel organized the Dutch premiere of Climate: The Movie (The Cold Truth) in the Figi Theatre in Zeist, The Netherlands. Podcaster Tom Nelson, the producer of the movie, was present. It was a wonderful evening in a fully packed (570 people) theatre (see picture above).

This week the film has been released globally and you can watch it for free. The official website is https://www.climatethemovie.net/.

YAMAHA EXPANDS bLU cRU INVITATIONAL 2024 —

Featuring Three U.S. Races and First-Ever Invitation for Three Top Performers from YZ65, YZ85 and YZ125 Classes to Represent Team USA at YZ bLU cRU SuperFinale in Europe

Yamaha Motor Corp., USA, has launched its 2024 bLU cRU Invitational series featuring three exclusive motocross racing events in the U.S., followed by a first-ever opportunity for three talented riders to represent Team USA in the YZ bLU cRU SuperFinale in Europe.

bLU cRU Invitational Race Series
Highlighting the bLU cRU program expansion for 2024 is a three-race “bLU cRU Invitational” series that spans the United States. These Yamaha-exclusive races allow owners to enjoy a family-friendly weekend of racing that includes a three-moto format, followed by fun family activities, prizes, exclusive gifts and special guests. Racers who achieve a podium finish in their class will earn an exclusive trophy at the end of the weekend.

This year’s three bLU cRU Invitational events are open to all skill levels ages 4 to 60+ and include:

• May 17-19: Glen Helen Raceway; San Bernardino, CA
• June 21-23: Washougal MX Park; Washougal, WA
• July 12-14: Budds Creek Motocross Park; Mechanicsville, MD

Yamaha YZ bLU cRU SuperFinale in Europe
New to the bLU cRU Invitational series is an incredible and once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for three youth racers to compete in Europe at Yamaha’s annual SuperFinale event.

This year, the race will take place during the Motocross of Nations at Matterley Basin in the United Kingdom. Chosen youth racers will be hosted by Yamaha for the week-long experience designed to make them “feel like a factory racer” where they will race a GYT-R kitted, Yamaha-prepared motorcycle as well as receive exclusive Alpinestars gear, along with more perks to make this a lifelong memory of competing for worldwide recognition at an iconic track.

Yamaha’s Team USA will have the opportunity to take home top honors while competing with SuperFinale racers from Europe, Australia and Canada.

Classes eligible for the SuperFinale include:

• YZ125cc: 13 to 16-years-old
• YZ85cc: 11 to 13-years-old
• YZ65cc: 8 to 11-years-old

To be selected, racers first need to compete in at least one of the three U.S. bLU cRU Invitational events, place in a qualifying top three position or be selected by Yamaha as a wild card entry. Next, qualifying riders will need to submit an application and resume to Yamaha. Final selections will be made by a panel of qualified industry judges.

Register for bLU cRU
To kickstart the 2024 racing season, all new and existing bLU cRU members must register on the new bLU cRU website, YamahabLUcRU.com, regardless of past registration.

Stay updated on all bLU cRU program developments by visiting the bLU cRU website, following @bLUcRUofficial on social media, and keeping an eye out for email updates.

STURGIS MOTORCYCLE MUSEUM REPORT—

Exciting news. We’ve expanded the board once more. Marilyn Stemp has come on board from Iron Buffalo Chip. and a long history with the industry to start our fund raising committee and assist me with the marketing side.

Steve Piehl formerly from Harley-Davidson communications arm is now a non-voting member because we also pay him to be our PR arm. He’s also a member of my marketing committee.

Steve’s next press release will cover Scott Jacobs cover painting for the Sturgis Magazine. The annual magazine is growing and changing this year with resourceful content more pages and terrific history pieces.

We shared our first Daniel James museum expansion concept drawing with the board and all were very excited. Two more detailed versions to come in the near future. This one shows a skywalk over Junction Avenue, which would lead to the historic 1936 built auditorium. We might be able to use it for training in the future.

We met with Angela, the new Mayor of Sturgis this week and covered a bunch of helpful topics. We will start attending city council meetings in the next two weeks to enhance our communications with the city. There’s way more to report on regarding our meeting with the new mayor who is a gaming enforcement officer out of Spearfish. But I’ll hold off until next week.

Scott Jacobs will unveil a new flat track champions painting featuring to two number one plate winners Meese and Jarred during the rally at the Museum. The two champs will attend the ride from Scott’s Gallery in Deadwood to the Museum to sign posters.

Gonna be a helluva year!

If you plan to attend the rally, don’t miss the Museum and the Hall of Fame Breakfast. It might be sold out.

LE PERA SEAT OF THE WEEK–Le Pera ‘Tailwhip UpFront’

Internationally recognized ’boutique’ motorcycle seats designer Le Pera’s ‘Tailwhip UpFront’ for 2008 – 2023 (except 2023 and up VVT engine CVO models) is described as “taking the KickFlip one step further.”

An established top-seller and genuine Le Pera original concept, the whipped-up tail of the ‘KickFlip’ combines more passenger comfort with a platform that allows riders to “explore their adventurous side.”.

However, the new ‘UpFront’ gives the driver more ease to reach the handlebars with 6.75″ of back support and a generous 11.75″ wide seating area – wide enough for comfort, but still a narrow enough profile to be stylish.

The real ‘bump’ in the new design though is that it moves the driver a full 2″ closer to the handlebars.

Available in Double Diamond, Pleated or Basket Weave, features include a durable, black Biker Tec cover with bonded polyester thread for durability, molded Marathon Foam, a 16-gauge powder- coated steel baseplate with carpeted seat bottom and countless custom colors and options.

Le Pera celebrated its 50th anniversary as the market’s design leader last year and the still family-owned manufacturer still handcrafts all its seats in-house at its North Hollywood, California headquarters.

LE PERA ENTERPRISES
www.lepera.com

DAV ALERT—

We are two weeks into the Recruit A Warrior Challenge and so many of you have already helped grow our ranks by sharing your recruitment links — thank you so much!

If you haven’t participated yet, now is the perfect time to share your personalized recruitment link with the veterans in your life.

For every new member you recruit by April 30, you’ll be entered into our drawing for a chance to win $1,000! Plus, you’ll also collect recruitment points to be traded in for gear and other rewards.

YOUR 2024 RECRUIT A WARRIOR CHALLENGE STATUS:

DAV Member Name:Keith Ball
Suggested Action:Recruit Now!

Your Recruitment Link:

https://www.mydav.org/dav-membership?a=40759CCE-8A9F-47EF-8DEB-42C75E535B35&r=

I don’t care about the prize, but I do care about every veteran out there. The DAV can help you with your medical benefits. They can help you with your disability status. They can help you with training, finding a job, etc.

You may be depressed and hate the government for your wartime experience, but the DAV can help and maybe even change your life for the better. Give them a shot.

–Bandit

THE REAL REASON THE FEDS WANT TO BAN TIK-TOK–

Nothing that comes out of Washington is the truth. In order to know what American bureaucrats REALLY want to accomplish when they declare a new tyranny…you have to be me. Which no one is.

Only I am me. You are not me. So you don’t know what I know. One of the things I know is why the government wants to ban Tik-Tok. You’re being TOLD it’s to save your “personal data” from China. Trust me, at this point the Chinese not only know more about you than you know about yourself, they know more than everyone about everything. They’ve decided to come out from behind their Great Wall and take over.

Remember, they created gunpowder and paper: both the sword AND the pen. So to speak. However they PROBABLY don’t have social media. So if anything China would be just as interested as Biden in banning it from Americans.

Americans-with-intelligence are so rapidly discovering they are not alone in America that they are finding each other. This scares all bureaucrats but especially Lib ones, or I should say Marxist ones. ‘Cause they’re the same thing.

When government wants to ban something they have to lie about the reason. The REAL reason is always “I can keep my job a little bit longer if I ban this or at least claim to want to ban it.” The reason they give YOU is “to keep you safe from harm.” Government’s JOB is to harm people. That’s why it’s littered with sociopaths.

But the Tik-Tok ban is a little bigger than just threatening bureaucrat individuals. Tik-Tok, et cetera, is threatening the concept of “nations.”

Every government employee on earth will realize, if they haven’t already, some of them are already realizing it. Joe Biden and Co being very high on the list, they are coming very slowly to realize that Tik-Tok and every other social media entity for the first time in human history is on its way to making all governments on earth irrelevant.

This is what is called “a revolution.” What is NORMALLY called a revolution in Politi-speak is forced takeover via tanks. That’s not a revolution that’s “forced takeover via tanks.” Alternating current is a revolution. The jet engine is a revolution. The cotton gin is a revolution. Archimedes’ Principle is a revolution. E=MC2 is a revolution. The fucking ringer-washing machine was a revolution.

Nothing on that list was created by a bureaucrat. Armed-takeover via tanks and machineguns is not a revolution. Armed takeover via tanks and machinegun is warfare. There is nothing revolutionary about warfare. It’s the oldest most useless, least productive, least “keeping everyone safe” thing in human history.

However everyone on earth having the instantaneous, no-postage-required, capacity to speak personally and immediately to everyone else on earth? That’s revolutionary. That’s called The Real One World Government.

Now the LAST thing I want to sound like is a Kent State commie hippie All Power To The People imbecile. However social media entities are ON THEIR WAY to making governments and nations and countries and democracies and republics and oligarchies whatever they fuck THEY are, and kingdoms and empires and senators and constitutions and every tax-supported load of crap on earth….extinct.

For the simple reason that “the people” – you’ve all heard that expression and are convinced it is sacred so I’ll just go along with that – the “people,” meaning Tik-Tok and Fuckbook and X and Instagram and all those things people go-to to complain about shit……we don’t need “representatives” anymore.

We don’t need someone to talk FOR us. We can all now fucking talk to each other individually with everyone, person-to-person, on earth. “We the people” are now actually we the people and not just three words on a preamble that in fact only refer to the people who agreed to the preamble.

We the people can now interact. And because MOST people are sane and sensible…. over a period of time all these sensible people are going to realize….THEY’RE the ones actually running things and that libs and commies and bureaucrats and the journalists who do their damndest to keep libs and commies and bureaucrats in power…are horrifically outnumbered, and that if it comes to an actual fracas…..they’re gonna lose.

They live by deceiving the – apparently very gullible and very trusting – people who can easily overrun them and kick their asses back into Hell where they came from.

THAT’S why Biden is assuring his shitass army of imbeciles that he will sign any bill that comes his way that removes a social-interaction entity from American shores. For once he’s not lying about what he will do.

And there you have it! Now you’re as smart as me! Till next time!!

–J.J. Solari

HERTZ CEO STEPS DOWN– After Catastrophic EV Losses

Buy Electric, lose your job?

CEO steps down after being hit with expensive EV repairs and low resale prices following purchase of 100,000 Teslas

Hertz Global Holdings Inc. is replacing its chief executive officer in the wake of a disastrous bet on electric vehicles that the company began unwinding in recent months.

Stephen Scherr, who ran Hertz for just over two years after three decades at Goldman SachsGroup Inc., has decided to step down, the rental-car company said late Friday in a statement. It’s replacing him with Gil West, the former chief operating officer of General Motors Co.’s Cruise robotaxi unit. West also will join the board of directors on April 1, according to the statement, which confirmed an earlier Bloomberg report.

Scherr, 59, joined Hertz several months after it emerged from bankruptcy and started making splashy wagers on electric vehicles. Under new owners Knighthead Capital Management and Certares Management, the rental company announced plans to order 100,000 vehicles from TeslaInc., sending the automaker’s market capitalization soaring past the $1 trillion mark at the time.

Those bets went awry last year, when Tesla slashed prices across its lineup to keep growing vehicle sales. This hammered the resale value of used Model 3 sedans and Model Y crossovers just after Hertz had added tens of thousands of those vehicles to its fleet.

By December, Hertz started selling off 20,000 electric vehicles, or about a third of its EV fleet. Germany’s Sixt SE — a leading car-renter in Europe — is taking even more drastic measures, phasing Teslas out of its fleet entirely.

Read more: https://fortune.com/2024/03/15/ceo-steps-down-prices-following-purchase-teslas/

WUWT ran a story in January this year, in which we predicted Hertz’s impairment cost for selling used EVs would likely be a lot worse than the $12,250 loss per vehicle they allowed for. Who in their right mind would want a used EV? Especially a used rental EV, which has suffered who knows what abuse?

Remember, any bump, knock or production fault can potentially turn an EV battery pack into a ticking time bomb, capable of napalming any house structure it is unlucky enough to be parked in, that is if it doesn’t BBQ the occupants of the vehicle while on the road.

I guess we’ll know for sure exactly how much Hertz lost on their disastrous EV gamble, when their final EV fire sale numbers are published.

–Essay by Eric Worrall
WUWT

BRAND New Bikernet Reader Comment!–

OUTRUSH R MODULAR BLUETOOTH HELMET

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/OUTRUSH_R_MODULAR_BLUETOOTH_HELMET.aspx

As usual, I enjoyed this article by Rogue.

–Sam
TX

DIME BAG LEATHERS EXPANSION –

Adam Croft’s product line is expanding. All new handmade leather mudflap key fobs featuring solid bras rivets and solid brass D-rings. “I made the template with 16-gauge steel,” Adam said.

He started making more time-covers. “Got 27 made plus four custom orders.”

He’s finishing ups his custom worktable with a coat of polyurethane. “Just got some new mack brushes, so back to signs and pinstriping this year.”

MIC CEO GONE–

Following the surprise resignation of former President and CEO Erik Pritchard, MIC, MSF, SVIA and ROHVA have appointed interim leadership and retained an executive search team to replace Pritchard.

The boards of the Motorcycle Industry Council, Motorcycle Safety Foundation, Specialty Vehicle Institute of America, and the Recreational Off-Highway Vehicle Association voted unanimously to appoint Scott Schloegel as acting President and CEO of all four Associations.

–Dealer News

“Read the whole tamale on Dealernews.com.” –Bandit

NEED HELP FOR PANHEAD BILLY—

Hey, Skipper! I hope all is well in the great North for you and the Redhead!

I was wondering if you are aware of the fact that Panhead Billy Burrows is hitting a rough patch and needs help? Maybe you can run something in the news/blog for him?

https://www.gofundme.com/f/Panheadbillyneedsourhelp

Peace!

–Ben Lamboeuf
Former Advertising Director
Bikernet.com™

SHOP OF THE WEEK—

Doum Doum Shovel – back office at Custom Chrome Europe GmbH

LostWolf Choppers motorcycle manufacturer

Worked at Team EMD/Garage des Cevennes and Worked at Légion Étrangère.
LostWolf_Choppers

–Sam Burns
Custom Curator
Bikernet.com™

HANG ON FOR THIS–Electric Vehicle Expansion

The Environmental Protection Agency yesterday finalized rules that aim to limit tailpipe emissions from passenger cars and light trucks as part of a broader effort to transition the US to electric vehicles.

The rules direct auto manufacturers to target a percentage of their new vehicle sales toward different types of electric vehicles, starting in 2027 and gradually increasing the targets through 2032. The standards are performance-based, meaning auto manufacturers can decide which types of car technologies to invest in to reach the annually reduced emissions levels of their fleets. As a whole, electric vehicles accounted for 7.6% of new vehicle sales in the US in 2023.

The transportation industry is the largest source of US greenhouse gas emissions, representing 29% of emissions, with light-duty vehicles accounting for 58% of the transportation sources (this is actually a good thing, but they won’t tell you that). The rules are expected to reduce US cumulative carbon dioxide emissions, which contribute to soot and smog, by 7.2 billion metric tons between 2027 and 2055. The figure is equivalent to a year’s worth of all US greenhouse gas emissions.

–1440 DAILY DIGEST

BANDIT’S 100-WORD FICTION CONTRIBUTION–Melanie

A miniature human with a radiant smile and satin skin. Her old man worked the oil fields, so George Wild custom painted his Sportster tank. Her one mission was to collect it in her rusting VW bug.

The magnificent flames glistened on the modified tank. George attempted to fondle the satin button, the tank nearly becoming a weapon. A weakness for abandoned pets steered her off course. The tank became the object of potential scratches and drooling dogs. Groceries dislodged and a fender bender nearly hurled the candy flames.

Still that night a brother rode to club church with a brilliant smile on his face. She made it.

–Bandit
The Bastard in the Black Hills

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QUOTES FOR THE WEEK— Here are a bunch of Bruce Lee Quotes

A student once asked Bruce Lee, “You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?”
Bruce Lee answered, “It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war.”

“You can’t organize truth. That’s like trying to put a pound of water into wrapping paper and shaping it.”

“It is not daily increase but daily decrease, hack away the unessential. The closer to the source, the less wastage there is.”

“Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.”

“Don’t fear failure. Not failure, but low aim, is the crime. In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail.”

“If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of.”

Source: https://www.taijutsu.art/2023/09/martial-arts-Philosophy.html

–Wayfarer
International Editor
Bikernet.com™

New TECH Bikernet Reader Comment!–

Forking by Frank is Still a Thing!

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/Forking_by_Frank_is_Still_a_Thing.aspx

I have used nothing but Frank’s tubes since the late 1970s when Shelby Withrow told me about them in Dallas.

The last chopper I built was the ‘67 Shovel during the covid shutdown and I run +10 overs on it. Have +10 overs on the ‘74 Shovel chop too.

Long live Frank’s Forks.

–David A Pittman
Milwaukee, WI

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BUILDER OF THE WEEK—Cole Foster, Salinas, CA.

Cole builds bikes and hot rods with a super-tight classic flair and terrific lines.

–Sam Burns
Shop Research Specialist
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MORE 100-WORD FICTION FOR 2024– Burn Out

The winds slapped his body as he kept his head steady, guiding the Fat Boy through backroads, out past county lines. The roads uneven, but the path was known to him. The brothers had brought the fight to the establishment.

The State however considered them a malignant minority. Even as cops and Congressmen thrashed the group with harsh laws and fines, the rider’s outlook was – all for one and one invaluable Constitution.

As they stood their ground, an underground propaganda campaign erupted.

“Outlaws!”

“Scum!”

Age-old slimy slogans to delude the masses in a city that banned ICE engines.

–By Wayfarer

New FICTION Bikernet Reader Comment!– Brothers for Truth

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/Brothers_for_Truth.aspx

The overreaching totalitarianism in this story seems so impossible.

However, then I turned on the news and it’s happening??

I really want to see is what kind of reactions you get from other readers.

Climate alarmists have been committing violent acts for a long, long time. It would be curious to see how they react when the shoe is on the other foot.

— Edge
Columbia, SC

THE OVERREACH FILE NOW OPEN—

Yost Challenges SEC’s Overstep of Authority on Climate Disclosure Rule. Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost is leading an effort to block the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission from overstepping its authority by meddling in environmental policy.

Suing on behalf of the Ohio Bureau of Workers’ Compensation, Yost today asked the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit to review a new rule requiring publicly traded companies to report climate-related information to the SEC.

“This isn’t a debate about protecting the environment – it’s question of federal overreach,” Yost said. “The regulator of the stock market has no business setting environmental policy for the country.”

On March 6, the SEC voted to adopt a climate-disclosure rule that requires publicly traded companies to disclose on their registration statements and annual report information about climate-related risks caused by their business.

Yost contends that the rule is an unlawful attempt by the SEC to grant itself broad oversight over environmental issues that have nothing to do with financial markets.

Equally concerning, Yost argues, is how the SEC’s plan to impose immense compliance burdens on publicly traded companies would injure financial markets, industries and investments, including those of Ohio pensioners.

Joining Yost on the petition are the attorneys general for Kentucky and Tennessee. Other states have brought separate suits challenging the rule in other courts of appeals.

A full copy of the filing is available on the attorney general’s website.

Team FEULING and Flying Pig pilot Ruben Xaus made our debut at the 2024 King Of The Baggers season opener– at the legendary high banks of the Daytona International Speedway! Check out some moments from the first double header weekend of MotoAmerica KOB action.

–Feuling Performance

HANG ON FOR THE NEXT 100-WORD FICTION ENTRY–

Eased the old Shovel to a stop. Pulled into the bar parking lot for a quick beer. A little kid approached, not much more than 5, holding a puppy.

He held out the dog to me, and I took it to give it a couple of pats. I turned and the kid vanished. Not wanting to let the little guy go on a busy city street I tucked him in my vest and headed home. On the way his little head poke out into the breeze.

At home I noticed an injury to the hind quarter. The vet unable to fix, I had to let him go.

At least he got to feel the wind in his face.

–Rhys
Heading to Italy to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary.

THE UNITED NUMBSKULLS ISSUE THEIR ANNUAL SHITSHOW OF PSEUDOSCIENCE AND THE ASS-SOCIATED PRESS BOWS DOWN IN WORSHIP–

https://apnews.com/article/wmo-un-climate-global-change-report-warming-2154285aabb0cf83dc9ca4015ea0016d

The UN, headed by a lump-faced bag of pear-shaped liquid (pictured) named Antonio Guterres, has declared, because another year has gone by since he last declared something, he has declared that global warming is – it’s either off the charts or off the rails or outside the universe…..I can’t keep track.

I DO know that the last time he made the news about making a pronouncement regarding humanity heating one of the planets in the solar system he said that global warming was now global boiling. And no reporters balked.

In other words the planet is now at 212 degrees F. I don’t know if that’s the boiling point of planets, I DO know that it’s the boiling point of water, and the earth, at least at the surface where the surface is…is mostly water.

So I GUESS the earth is now at 212 degrees. Which could be off the charts. I don’t know how high the charts go. But according to the Gute-ster the temperature of the earth is now higher than the chart goes. Apparently, there’s a chart that says how high humans are allowed to heat up the earth – which Guterres says we do – and that the earth has gone OFF the chart and is now on its own, APPARENTLY it’s on its way to turning the solar system into a double-star system.

Apparently every year the UN, an organization that now – with full USA backing and financing – runs the “nations” – all 200 or so of the fuckers.

Every year Sagging Lard Face Guterres gets out of his easy chair and announces to the world that humans are not devolving fast enough into the Stone Age and that as a result humans are destroying the earth by not obeying Antonio Guterres.

The above link just references the Ass-Sociated Press’s version of the UN declaration, but every other “major” “news” failed-novelist depository of bad writers has summoned one or more of their top-tier frustrated Shakespeares to give their own accounts of the UN’s declaration of doom for 2024.

This year one of the additional “secretary general”s (apparently there is an army of secretary generals in the UN) a Miss or Mrs. or, if you ask me, a Mr, ‘cause that puss looks real dude-ish to me, she or he or they was the spokesman of the day for this annual report: a Miss or Mrs. or Mr. or They Celeste Saulo. She or they or it is the sec. gen. of the World Meteorological Organization.

This is a UN sub-world-government like the World Health Organization that ordered the world to close down for two years – which actually happened – during which the flu and not the W.H.O. was held responsible for the ruination of millions if not billions of lives.

Even though the virus, if there even was one, issued no orders or mandates or protocols at any time. By the way, in order to prevent a divorce I got my government shot and two years later got Covid. I didn’t die. The Ol’ Lady got THREE shots….and got Covid. She didn’t die either.

So we’re both alive to probably actually GET a divorce if Trump becomes President and a new disease is announced. Assuming there’s even an election. Which I put at less than fifty-fifty.

Getting back to Celeste Saulo, who I have pictured here twice, one of which has the sad, manly-kissered sack of woe holding the official We Are All Going To Spontaneously Ignite publication that the UN has cordially produced for our enjoyment. Getting back to “her” SHE says that “the earth is issuing a distress call.”

We are dealing here with not only sociopathic deranged piles of shit, they are astoundingly stupid sociopathic deranged piles of shit. Naturally it is something called “fossil fuels” that are causing the earth to issue distress calls. Not volcanoes. And not the farts of the entire animal kingdom but just the farts of American and European domestic cattle.

Oh: at the end of the AP article there is an announcement from the AP that they get paid to run global warming “announcements.” So there IS at least some level of reluctant admission that this is all fucking bullshit “but what the hell, we’re getting paid, and we’re only a bunch of failed-writer hacks just trying to pay our bar tabs.”

Also it took two, not just one, failed novelist journalism majors to write the AP article. I guess because it was so scientifically arcane it required two journalistic intelligences to sort it all out and make it imperative for the reader to obey it and take action. To save the planet. Which is issuing a distress call.

The article has many additional observations and declarations and pronouncements and warnings and implications and predictions and affirmations and iterations and proclamations from something called “colleges” and something else called “experts” regarding something called “greenhouse gasses” which is basically a Kamala Harris-level “word salad” that means nothing since 1: the earth is not a greenhouse and 2: there is no actual thing called a greenhouse gas in the periodic table nor is there anything even called a greenhouse gas inside an actual fucking actual goddamn fucking greenhouse.

In fairness there was no mention of the “carbon footprint.” Another thing that doesn’t actually exist except in political science. Not to be confused with “actual science.” So in other words, someone needs to be fired: this could have been made a lot stupider and someone dropped the ball.

–J.J. Solari

BANDIT’S CANTINA BAD JOKE LIBRARY IS OPEN–A GREAT ANSWER!!

An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry’s.

Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.

The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.

After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: “I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want $100, and there’s another condition.”‘

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.

“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.

He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars into her hand…

He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: “Paint my house.”

Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to look for bargains…

–EL WAGGS

QUICK, New Bikernet Reader Comment!–BAD BOY BERRY

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/BAD_BOY_BERRY.aspx

I think the article is great. I love the humor and detail that was given to the bad boy! Very much enjoyed this article.

–Cat Hammes
WI

NEW FROM THE TEMPLE OF INSPIRATION—There’s Hope

I Rather Attempt to Something Great And Fail, Then Do Nothing And Succeed

As I reflect on the wisdom of Helen Keller, I am deeply moved by her profound insight despite facing profound challenges. Her words, “life is a daring adventure or nothing at all,” resonate within me, prompting contemplation of my own journey.

Each twist and turn, every trial and triumph, has contributed to my growth and understanding. As we reflect on her journey, we are reminded that even in the face of seemingly insurmountable obstacles, the human spirit can soar.

Through my own experiences, I’ve come to appreciate that failures are not setbacks, but stepping stones to success.

How often do we allow fear of failure to hinder our progress, missing out on countless opportunities? How many doors remain unopened, how many dreams remain unfulfilled, simply because we hesitated to seize the moment?

Today, I choose to recognize and seize the opportunities presented to me, knowing that each one is a gift waiting to be unwrapped.

And so it is.

Namaste’

–Yale

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMO—

Sorry, the news went bananas today.

Here’s another sketch for our metal-art Hamster auction item. I’m having a discussion or two about the Hamsters. We give them shit about being rich, but we are missing the point from a number of positive perspectives. Originally, the Hamsters were made up of custom motorcycle builders and company owners. These were hardworking riders who built cool shit for the industry.

Okay, so they ride flashy bikes, but I’ve started to notice how many times these guys have stepped up to help the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum and charities like the LifeScape children’s hospital, meals on wheels, Kids Ride, etc.

They’ve gone out of their way to help training in High Schools and most of these efforts took place far from their homes. And from a member to member standpoint, if you’re a member and need something or help with a build, there’s serious assistance to be found within our ranks.

Here’s an AI version from one of my son’s buddies. I’m going to make this and donate it to museum fundraising auction.

I struggled with clearance between starter housing and my rear chain on the VLXAFL5. I ran into a guy who said, “Go see Todd at Greer’s Indian in Deadwood. I did, they strapped it down and machined it. I had it back the next day.

Life is insane and then you die. Thank the highbar spirit for Whiskey…

Ride Fast and Free Forever!

–Bandit

Rogue investigates Harley-Davidson’s First Modular With Bluetooth

I have been trying different helmets for awhile and though they all had features I like but weren’t exactly what I wanted.
This is the first modular helmet I have owned and I like the ease of putting it on and off and that’s the main reason I got it.

I ended up going to Teddy Morse’s Harley-Davidson (Destination Daytona) and tried on a bunch of helmets, before I decided on this one.

Click here to read this tech and review and try on this experience to fit your needs

Rogue presents a feature article with photos on a Daytona Bike Week Attraction

If you made it to Sons of Speed or Warren Lane’s Bike Show at the Broken Spoke Saloon there is a good chance you got to see Bad Boy Berry and if you were lucky have your photo taken with him and maybe even sign the stand.

Many years ago, there was a chain of restaurants that had a Big Boy statue holding a hamburger outside their business. Called Bob’s Big Boy, there’s still a weekly biker and hotrod meet and greet at Bob’s in Burbank, California.

Well Berry Wardlaw of Accurate Engineering in Dothan Alabama the engine builder of the stars, racers and others decided he just had to have one of the fine statues. Well not just any one mind you but……..

Click here to read this photo feature article from Rogue, on location senior editor of Bikernet

Tony Orlando Celebrates Final Show Of Farewell Tour With Appearances On EXTRA, NewsNation’s ‘Morning In America,’ Newsmax’s ‘Wake Up America,’ ‘Good Day NY,’ PIX11, NY1, The Brian Kilmeade Show on FOX News Radio, SiriusXM’s 60s on 6 and 70s on 7 & more!

Recently featured by AARP, Huffington Post, The Dr. Ward Bond Show, FOXNews.com, On The Scene With Doreen in Philadelphia, and more!

A Grammy Nominee, Tony Orlando has sold millions of records, including five #1 hit records, “Tie A Yellow Ribbon ‘Round The Ole Oak Tree,” “Knock Three Times,” “Candida,” “My Sweet Gypsy Rose,” and “He Don’t Love You (Like I Love You)”

NEW YORK – Grammy-nominated and multi-platinum-selling artist Tony Orlando will be celebrating his final concert on Friday, March 22nd, at the Mohegan Sun Arena in Uncasville, Connecticut, to a sold-out crowd, bringing an end to his 62-two-year concert performing career! Leading up to the final show, Tony Orlando is making a stop in New York City for several national appearances, including EXTRA, NewsNation’s ‘Morning In America,’ Newsmax’s ‘Wake Up America,’ SiriusXM’s 60s on 6 and 70s on 7, The Brian Kilmeade Show on FOX News Radio, and LifeMinute.TV! Orlando will also be featured on Good Day NY, PIX11, NY1, PROFILES, The Dr. Ward Bond Show on CTN, FOXNews.com, Huffington Post, On The Scene With Doreen in Philadelphia, and more!

“I couldn’t have asked for a better farewell / thank you tour,” shares Tony Orlando. “Although I am putting the final “ribbon” around my touring career at my favorite venue, the Mohegan Sun Arean in Connecticut, it was important for me to stop in New York to thank some old friends and make some new ones. This has been the best send-off one could dream of. I am so excited for my next journey and the next chapter.”

“We are honored that after such a historic entertainment and humanitarian career, Tony Orlando has chosen Mohegan Sun to host his final live performance,” said Tom Cantone, President of Sports & Entertainment for Mohegan. “It’s now time for us to give him a standing ovation for entertaining over 100,000 fans at Mohegan Sun over the years, something that only Billy Joel has done, as he will be forever part of Mohegan’s entertainment family.”

In 1973, Tony Orlando began topping the bill in Las Vegas at the famed Riviera Hotel showroom and soon after began headlining the esteemed and historic Las Vegas Hilton. During his early explosive period performing in the entertainment capital, he headlined most of the city’s legendary venues such as Caesar’s Palace, The Mirage, and The Desert Inn — and continued an amazing twenty-five years of residencies in Las Vegas, including the hugely successful South Point Casino showroom.

Tony Orlando – a sixty-plus-year hitmaker and standing-room-only live draw — was recently honored as a New Jersey Hall Of Fame Inductee and remains a relentless supporter of American veterans.

To the delight of his countless fans, Tony will continue hosting his beloved hit radio program ‘Saturday Nights with Tony Orlando’ on 77 WABC Music Radio (Red Apple Media, Inc.), which airs in New York and reaches New Jersey, Connecticut, and Pennsylvania. ‘Saturday Nights With Tony Orlando’ is in its third successful year, showcasing Tony’s extensive (and often encyclopedic) knowledge of musical history. The show also boasts interviews with music’s most beloved and iconic artists, all of whom consider themselves close friends of the legendary host – and his program often celebrates an engaging musical theme with a varied and unique playlist each weekend. The show airs from 10PM-Midnight ET and is streamed weekly worldwide to 170+ countries and all 50 states.

Orlando will naturally continue engaging in many ongoing projects – including a new film and multimedia company, Tony Orlando Productions.

HISTORY

• Tony Orlando is a Grammy-nominated artist with a whopping fifteen Top 40 hits, two Platinum albums, three Gold albums, and millions of copies sold. “Tie A Yellow Ribbon” was the #1 Billboard Song of the Year for 1973 (for 11 weeks) and went on to become the theme song for Tony Orlando and an anthem for hope, reunion, and renewal in America.
• Orlando is a recipient of two American Music Awards and a People’s Choice Award for Best Male Entertainer. He is the 2016 recipient of the Casino Entertainer Of The Year award and the Bob Hope Award for Excellence in Entertainment from the Congressional Medal Of Honor Society, honoring his tireless efforts on behalf of our nation’s veterans.
• In 1990, Tony was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame to commemorate his outstanding achievements in the entertainment industry. He was also inducted into Mohegan Sun’s Walk Of Fame in 2010.

Melanie by Bandit
with illustration by Wayfarer

A miniature human with a radiant smile and satin skin. Her old man worked the oil fields and afforded his Sportster tank painted by George Wild. Her one mission was to collect it in her rusting VW bug.

The magnificent flames glistened on the modified tank. George attempted to fondle the satin button, the tank nearly becoming a weapon. A weakness for abandoned pets steered her off course. The tank became the object of potential scratches and drooling dogs. Groceries dislodged and a fender bender nearly hurled the candy flames.

Still that night a brother rode to club church with a brilliant smile on his face. She made it.

(publication dated 18-March-2024)

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I have been trying different helmets for awhile and though they all had features I like but weren’t exactly what I wanted.

 

OH YEAH, It had Bluetooth – The second reason.

I have grown to like having speakers in my helmet especially when I am traveling, and this system is the one I like the most. Getting spoiled in my old age? YEAH, but I think I earned it.

 Here is a bunch of tech information on what’s included.

• Bluetooth Specifications: Equipped with Bluetooth 4.1, it supports the Headset Profile (HSP), Hands-Free Profile (HFP), Advanced Audio Distribution Profile (A2DP), and Audio Video Remote Control Profile (AVRCP). It also features Advanced Noise Control and wind noise reduction. The working distance is up to 900 meters (0.5 miles) in open terrain, and it can connect with up to 4 riders. Additionally, it has a built-in FM radio with RDS AF (Radio Data System Alternate Frequencies).

Integrated speakers and a microphone are built in, along with hi-definition speakers for better bass and sound quality. It even includes a built-in FM radio and comes with a rechargeable battery and charger.

Even though the helmet came with a charged Bluetooth I used the charging cord that came with to make sure it was fully charged. Just something I always do.

While that was happening I watched a couple of videos about how to make it pair to my motorcycle and cell phone. Even if you had paired systems before I always read the instructions and watch the videos, because sometimes there are new procedures and or updates.

https://www.harley-davidson.com/us/en/shop/outrush-r-modular-bluetooth-helmet/p/98100-22VX

 As it turned out, I was scheduled to go out of town the day after I got the helmet and set it up. It is now my favorite helmet. It is available in Matte Black and Matte Silver. I got the Matte Black one.

 I personally like several Outrush R components, the Micro Ratchet Chin Strap that replaces the double D-Ring style, Flip down sun visor, air vents and the fact it has a removable and washable liner.

I am still riding all over the country in all kinds of weather and this helmet is going to do all the things I want and make the ride more enjoyable. LOVIN’ LIFE!

–Rogue

 

If you made it to Sons of Speed or Warren Lane’s Bike Show at the Broken Spoke Saloon there is a good chance you got to see Bad Boy Berry and if you were lucky have your photo taken with him and maybe even sign the stand.

Many years ago, there was a chain of restaurants that had a Big Boy statue holding a hamburger outside their business. Called Bob’s Big Boy, there’s still a weekly biker and hotrod meet and greet at Bob’s in Burbank, California.

Well Berry Wardlaw of Accurate Engineering in Dothan Alabama the engine builder of the stars, racers and others decided he just had to have one of the fine statues. Well not just any one mind you but one of the few that were made of aluminum as opposed to the fiberglass.

 The first time I saw it was in May of 2023 before the group ride from Accurate Engineering to Clarksville and Berry and Vivian getting married.

 There were all kinds of speculation on what Berry planned to do with Big Boy and since he was Not Holding a hamburger what would he hold in the future.

Most people speculated some kind of motorcycle engine, But Berry would not say what his plans were other than he would post photos on Facebook from time to time for anyone interested. Hell, everyone who knows him was interested.

 From Time-to-time images of Big Boy appeared on Berry’s Facebook page, as he was being transformed.

The first public display was at Sons of Speed races by Billy Lane.

Attention to detail was carefully chosen, Tattoo, Belt Buckle, Shop Towel, the wrench and toolbox.

All In All, a cool combination and a Big Hit With A Lot Of People.

 Bad Boy Berry is currently on display at the Accurate Engineering Headquarters observing the numerous projects going on there. 

We will just have to wait and see where Big Bob shows up next.

THE CONTEST GOT JUMPSTARTED — NOW LET’S ALL KICK IT INTO GEAR

Blow Up a Sportster by Gearhead
with illustration by Wayfarer

Nicko worked at the garage down the block when his Mom called in a panic. Nicko hauled ass in his hopped up ‘67 Cougar. The alley gate lock to the storage yard swung open. Where is Dad’s Tahiti blown race boat?

“Which way did they go,” Nicko yelled. “Did they steal anything else?”

“I don’t think so,” Mom said.

Nicko ran into the garage and still under the tarp was his turbo-charged Sportster street racer. Nicko flew from the garage in a wheel stand heading West down the alley. When his front 21 touched down, he rolled into the gas station where the thieves stopped to refuel.

(publication dated 15-March-2024)

THE CONTEST GOT JUMPSTARTED — NOW LET’S ALL KICK IT INTO GEAR

She’s Gone by Jeffrey aka JJ Spain
with illustration by Wayfarer

I left Hill City on highway 385 north to Deadwood, I had to see it for myself. The temperature was in the low 30s, a little cold for a ride but it wasn’t respectful to go in a car.

Dark smoke belched from the black mass of rubble, as a small breeze drifted the smokey haze into the pines. A police officer directed traffic while firetrucks and volunteer firemen hosed the area.

Thirty straight rally years did I enjoyed many a beer, burgers and conversations at this place. Now she’s gone.

I hope the Sugar Shack can make it back.

(publication dated 15-March-2024)