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SEA FARING ADVICE–Sounds like you’re doin’ it! Right up there with Jack London, butyou will be “The Sailor On Motorcycle.” Hop’a freighter outta Houston andhitch-hike ’round tha world. KOOL! Rent’a bike as ya go? Or take THEIRV-Rod?

Will ya go as a “gunner’s mate,” or will they hand ya a paint”chipper”:) Tell’em I said, “he can handle any job.” Ride On!

–Wino Joe

LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOMWEEK–
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON’T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU’RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACKIT.
8. IF U THINK SHE’S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WON’T GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHLE YER UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DON’T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

BIKERNET UGLY FINDINGS–The correspondents at Bikernet don’t just shuffle through press releases. They also dig into the lives of bikers and club members nationwide. Here’s a report from Carlo, a member of the Uglies, who with his wife, Emma, owned Auburn Harley-Davidson and are avid drag racers. Emma, a delightful woman, crashed recently. Here’s the inside story from husband and riding partner Carlo:

Some of you have been told that Emma was in an accident. She isrecovering well. We were on our way to her mother’s house to take themout for lunch. They live in West Point, Calif., which is north of Jackson, Calif., inthe mountain area. We were traveling down the last canyon before their house and came into a double turn. The first turn was asemi-blind turn and there was a big rig towing dump trailers on theyellow line. These roads are not very wide to begin with, so I movedover to clear the truck and cut off Emma so she couldn’t see the massive vehicle.

I was watching in the mirror as shewas on the edge of the pavement and just could not hold it. She rodethe shoulder in the gravel and rocks and was doing very well. She wasgetting the front wheel back on the pavement when the rear wheel caughta rut and started a slide. It appeared to catch and high side,slamming her hard. We are not sure if she hit the rocks with her faceor what happened, but her upper lip was split from the bottom of her nosedown and several teeth were knocked out.Of course I did the right thing and rode to the nearest bar for a drink. I won’t go into the gory details here. Other damages include a fractured left arm at the ball atthe shoulder socket, a couple compressed discs in the upper back,road rash and bruises. Her FLHTC has not been to the hospital atthis time. We are hoping for a full recovery for both, especially the motorcycle.

–Ugly Carlo

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EXCLUSIVE BIKERNET PHOTO–TALIBAN MISSILE–I just got this picture forwarded to me from a friend at CBS News of the damage that occurred from the first Afghan missile that just hit the USA.

–Markus Cuff
Bikernet Overseas Photog

CNN NEWS BULLETIN– At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Emigration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if any military action was taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America’s supply of convenience store managers.

–Kyle

TWISTGEAR AND WIDEGEAR TRAPDOOR ASSEMBLIES–In response to repeated requests from builders and consumers for aless labor intensive installation, Johnson Engineering, the new leader inengineered drive train components for American V-Twins, announces theavailability of their helical transmission gearing in fully assembledtrapdoor sets.

Both the WideGear 30mm extension, as well as the original TwistGear, can beinstalled right out of the box in 1991 and up Softails, as well as otheraftermarket five-speeds using trapdoor transmission access.

Incorporating their breakthrough helical fifth-gear, the assemblies includeJohnson Engineering’s unique four-point bearings on both the counter andoutput shafts for unrivaled strength and reliability.

WideGear’s 30mm extension allows rear tire fitment of up to 230mm withoutoffsetting the wheel, engine, or transmission. Total additonal tire widthis a huge100mm when used with a chain final drive, or 60mm with a stockinch and a half rear belt.

The assemblies, featuring the superiority of a one-piece countershaft,install easily without removing the engine or transmission and should savethe average rebuilder at least two hours of labor, with the added benefitof precision factory adjustment.

Trapdoor sets include JE’s exclusive triple lip transmission oil seal andchamfered transmission spacer – guaranteed labor savers that drasticallyreduce the need for constant seal replacement.

WideGear assemblies include an extended clutch pushrod, compensatorsprocket and nut, engine and transmission spacers, a starter coupler, andan end support bearing in the compensator nut for use with a suitable outerprimary.

Softail assemblies are available immediately, while Dyna and FLapplications (call for specific model information) are built to order at aslight additional cost. Options include choice of trapdoor, finish, andfirst gear ratios.

Prices for TwistGear begin at $1,750, depending on application.

Contact Johnson Engineering for ordering information.

CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’–by a KeepAndBearArms.com LA correspondent

If you ever wondered if California was really La-la Land, really the ultimate PC state, wonder no more.California Gov. Gray Davis is so politically correct he apparently doesn’t believe in arming the very people he sends in harm’s way to defend the citizens of his state.

If you look at the photo from last Saturday’s Los Angeles Times (click for enlargement), first brought to our attention by Citizens Of America creative director Jim Houck, you can see that the guardsman is holding a rifle with no ammunition magazine. At most, this rifle has one cartridge in the chamber, but that is extremely doubtful. The message this photo sends to terrorists and copy-cat lunatics: This California airport is NOT protected by armed Guardsmen.

BIKERNET DAYTONA CORRESPONDENT REPORTS–Will be in and out of Daytona next week. Shit, it’s only a little over an hourride. I will get you some shots. Waiting to see what happens and what effect thecurrent world situation has on it.

Two reports so far: One guy said Main Street was dead and the stores won’topen until Wednesday; the other said the campgrounds were jammin’. Well I guess we will find out. Will try to get you an early story in.

–ROGUE

CHECK CUSTOM CHROME DEPARTMENT–We are working with Custom Chrome and expanding their department with a series of wide tire-related components from their catalog. We’ll be installing a Twin Cam wide tire kit in the near future and perhaps building a bike-in-a-box kit on Bikernet. Stay tuned.

SHORT TIMER–Since we’re packing for the desert run, we’ve got to get moving. Besides, she’s naked in the bedroom.

I’m looking forward to this weekend, to seeing lots of the bros and meeting hard-working Helen Wolfe for the first time. Sure, I’ll be glad to see the girls of Vegas, but when we return time is running out before the ship pulls out of Houston.

Next week we’ll be hooking up the satellite phone, so I’ll be online even in Hong Kong. That’s right, Bikernet doesn’t slow down just because I’m fooling with Oriental girls, although Sin Wu will be jealous as hell. Have a great weekend. –Bandit

Quiz Answer: It’s the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!

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The above design came from a rider, Rick, who I featured in ER years ago. Here’s a shot from that feature. Thanks, Rick, it was good to hear from you. Let’s get to the news. I’ve got duties to perform for the JIMS run to Vegas. We’re burnin’ daylight!

BIKERNET CAMPING ADVICE– One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had noidea of how to do so.

The first man prayed to God, saying, “Please God,give methe strength to cross this river.

” Poof! God gave him big arms andstrong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours,after almost drowning a couple times.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, “Please God,give me the strength and the tools to cross this river.”

Poof! God gave hima rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almostcapsizing the boat a couple times.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so healso prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength and the tools…and the intelligence… to cross this river.”

And poof! Godturned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.

NCOM COAST-TO-COAST BIKER NEWS–Compiled and edited by Bill Bish,National Coalition of Motorcyclists

BIKERS SUPPORT 9-11 VICTIMS ?In the weeks following the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, bikers across the country have come together to offer support and assistance to the victims? families. ?From poker runs to rallies to passing the hat, motorcyclists have raised funds and awareness.

Four bikers from South Carolina?s Hells Angels Motorcycle Club braved two days of harsh weather while riding to New York City to present a $10,000 check to Engine Co. 33/Ladder 9, which lost 10 men in the World Trade Center attacks. ?Joining them at the station house were members of the New York City Hells Angels, who gave a $5,000 check of their own.

”The Fire Department and EMS are always there for us. ?It?s time we did for them,” said Ken Hanneman, 45, who orchestrated the fund-raising at The Kickin? Horse, a South Carolina saloon he co-owns. ?

The money was presented to Battalion 6 Chief Rich Burban outside the station house on Great Jones Street. ”It?s overwhelming. The support just doesn?t stop,” Burban said.

Indeed, from independent riders to outlaws, and from organized charity rides to donation jars at bike shops, motorcycle riders have poured out their hearts and their wallets to help the less fortunate during these trying times.NATIONAL COALITION OF MOTORCYCLISTS (NCOM)

EPA SHIFTS FOCUS TO STREET MOTORCYCLES ?According to Reuters News Service, on Sept. 19, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency proposed to curb emissions from snowmobiles, diesel-powered boats, off-road motorcycles and all-terrain vehicles to help reduce pollution, especially in national parks. ?New limits will be established for carbon monoxide and nitrogen oxides emitted by the engines, the EPA said.

Currently, off-highway motorcycles and all-terrain vehicles aren?t regulated by any federal emissions standards, but owners will now be ”encouraged” to switch from two-stroke engines to four-stroke engines in 2006. ?In addition, all-terrain vehicles would also need to meet a stricter limit beginning in 2009.

For the full story and more legislative news check Bikers Right News on Bikernet, sponsored by AIM. And don’t forget, if you know of anyone who had an accident, call (800) ON-A-BIKE for prompt legal assistance.

CAROLINA H-D SPY ON PROJECTS REPORT–I stopped by Carolina H-D today. Took a few pics in the fab shop. The lifts are full with hardtails. The seat came for the Softail today. I’m all packed up and ready for Biketoberfest. I don’t know what adventures lie ahead. All I know is that if you post these shots I gotta get outta town.

–Crazy Horse

GEE LOOK, ANTI-TERRORISM HUMOR– (or maybe not). Could thisactually work? Would the American public acquiesce to riding on a planewith animals? Would a pig be the only reason the terrorist scum go tohell? Hmmmmm…is it worth considering?…….

An Israeli friend recently informed me (actually, a friend of friend ofa friend, etc…)that the UK fought the Islamic attacks by burying dead terrorists with apig. Apparently Muslims believe that if ones’ body is buried with a pig (because they areconsidered unclean), their soul will go to hell.

I did a little research into this subject matter and found it tobe true. This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airlineflight, then all suicide bombers would abort their missions, as they would notwant their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if we drop-shipped, ohsay, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan, think our recon and assault effortsmay be more successful? ?Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight ofpigs. They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spiketheir water supply with a few thousands gallons of Jim Beam, get themshit-faced drunk and turn the pigs loose. The warwould be over in a weekend . .. . . Just a thought.

–Kris B

–Helen W.
Bikernet Drag Racing Correspondent

From Bob T.

BIKERNET DETECTIVE QUIZ– Three elderly ladies are excited about their first Mariners baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels into the game. The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves drinking Jack Daniels mixed with soft drinks.

Soon they realize that the bottle of Jack Daniels is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.

Using the clues given, what inning is the game in and what is the status of the game?

Think! (ANSWER: at end of news)

BIKERNET STICKER MANUFACTURER INVESTIGATED–A biker from Hawaii, who owns the above company, makes our hot little stickers. We thought he was nuts so we investigated his company and why this So Ccal boy would go to the island and sniff sticker glue. It’ll be posted next week along with guidelines on ordering stickers for your club, biz or organization.

BIKERNET SURVEILLANCE PICKS UP OFFICIAL PHONE CALL–Osama bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush

“I had a dream about the United States,” he said.”I could see the whole country, and over everybuilding and home was a banner,” said bin Laden.

“What was on the banner?” asked Mr. Bush.

“LONG LIVE OSAMA!” answered the terrorist.

“I’m so glad that you called,” said President Bush,”because I too had a dream. ?In my dream, I sawAfghanistan and it was more beautiful than ever;totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming officebuildings, large residential subdivisions withswimming pools full of men and women; and overevery building and home was a big, beautifulbanner.”

“What did the banner say?” asked Osama.

“I don’t know,” answered President Bush,

“I can’t READ HEBREW.”

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Compiled and Edited by BILL BISH,NATIONAL COALITION OF MOTORCYCLISTS

OHIO CONSIDERS BIKER ANTI-DISCRIMINATION BILL As Fall comes into full swing, the legislative staff of the Ohio Motorcyclists Coalition has been hard at work through the Summer advancing the cause of Equal Access for all motorcyclists. House Bill 238, which seeks to outlaw discrimination against motorcyclists, now has the support of at least 24 Ohio Representatives, and it has passed its first Sponsor’s Hearing.

Sponsored by Ohio Rep. Sylvester Patton (D64), HB 238 would prohibit the denial of access to public accommodations to persons because they ride motorcycles or wear clothing that displays the name of a motorcycle-related organization. So while most riders were enjoying a Summer ride, the OMC lobbying team of Ralph Buss, Michael Stanley and Michael Warren accompanied OMC Lobbyist Ed Hogan to a face to face meeting with Ohio’s Attorney General, Betty Montgomery, to discuss the need for statutory protections for bikers.

Ralph Buss, the Aid to Injured Motorcyclists (A.I.M.) Attorney for Ohio, Kentucky and West Virginia, initiated the first Biker Anti-Discrimination Bill in the country in 1994 when it was introduced in the Ohio Legislature. Since that time, at least 19 states have considered such legislation, with Minnesota becoming the first state to enact Equal Access Legislation in 1998. Earlier this year, Texas overwhelmingly passed an Equal Access bill through their legislature, only to have it vetoed at the last minute by their governor.

U.S. SUPREME COURT APPROVES ROADBLOCKS The U.S. Supreme Court concluded it is constitutional for law enforcement officers to set up roadblocks to randomly check motorists and other road users for proper driver’s licenses.

Without comment, the justices declined to hear — and thus let stand — an Ohio Supreme Court ruling that concluded roadblocks established by Dayton police did not violate the U. S. Constitution’s ban on unreasonable search and seizure.

The justices handed a victory to Dayton police who set up roadblocks to catch unlicensed drivers. Dayton officials argued that the checks took only a matter of moments and that the city had a compelling reason to determine whether operators were legally licensed to drive.

With its decision not to hear the case, the justices expanded the reach of two of their earlier decisions that provided police with broader powers to establish checkpoints without first obtaining a warrant.

This news should be of particular interest to motorcyclists, who typically are vociferously opposed to unwarranted stop, question and search methods as a means of profiling bikers, though such roadblocks would certainly improve on the high percentage of riders who are unlicensed

SMILE, IT’S BIG BROTHER According to the Associated Press, a judge in San Diego dismissed 290 Red Light camera tickets on September 3rd saying the camera evidence was inadmissible because of the “private corporation’s role in operation of the system and its per-ticket collection of fees violated state law.”

The National Motorists Association and other organizations have long questioned the effectiveness of these cameras and instead have campaigned for increasing the yellow time which has been effective in nearly eliminating tickets from locations where the red-light cameras have been installed. You can visit the NMA at www.motorists.org.BIKER MAGAZINE

TARGET PRACTICE A good story deserves a good airing. What follows was spotted in BIKER magazine, which had spotted it in PILOT magazine. Two members of the Lothian and Borders traffic police were recently having a pleasant time out on the Scottish moors, trapping speeding motorists with a radar gun. Suddenly their equipment went crazy, registering a speed of over 300 miles per hour. It then locked up completely. Seconds later the startled boys in blue understood why, as a low-flying Harrier jet screamed over their heads.

Upset that their radar gun had been broken, the policemen put in a complaint to the Royal Air Force-only to discover that the damage could easily have been much worse. The RAF informed them that the Harrier’s target-seeker had locked on to what it had interpreted as enemy radar. This immediately triggered an automatic air-to-surface missile attack. Fortunately for the two policemen, the Harrier was operating unarmed.

S.C. SUPREME COURT HEARS TATTOO CASE South Carolina’s highest court heard a challenge to the state’s tattooing ban, focusing on whether the practice is an issue of free speech or public health, reports the ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Ronald White, who was sentenced to five years of probation for illegal tattooing, says a South Carolina law that allows tattooing only by physicians violates his First Amendment right of free expression. Oklahoma is the only other state with a similar law banning tattooing.

“We all have a right to look at a painting, but this law would ban the artist from painting it,” White’s lawyer, Jared Newman, told the South Carolina Supreme Court on Wednesday, November 14.

But Charles Richardson of the state attorney general’s office said the law was “not a banning of ideas, but the medium utilized. … the human body.”

“Isn’t tattooing a form of artwork?” Chief Justice Jean Toal asked. She said tattooing was mentioned in literature and throughout history as a form of expression and that courts have held that activities such as nude dancing were forms of expression.”

Newman said the state allows other forms of so-called body art, such as piercing. In that case, practitioners must be licensed and regulated, restrictions that would also eliminate the public health concerns surrounding tattoos.

State Sen. William Mescher has been trying since 1994 to legalize and regulate tattooing. His chief opponent has been Rep. Jake Knotts, who has said that “if the Lord wanted you to have a tattoo, he would have put it on you.”

White, 32, contends that tattooing is older than most of today’s religions and said he has given many illegal tattoos in South Carolina, though he has stopped tattooing here because it would be a violation of his probation.

As he and other tattoo aficionados await the court’s decision, White said he was encouraged by the justices’ line of questioning. “I think they were educated questions and (the justices) realize they are dealing with an art form.”

Last fall, a Massachusetts trial judge ruled that state’s law banning tattooing violated free speech rights. Another judge kept the ban in effect for several months so the state could create industry regulations, and tattoo parlors began operating there legally in February.PAGE IVEY, AP Writer

BIKER FOOTBALL Berlin’s “Dynamo” football team was recently purchased by the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club in Germany, reports the German newspaper “BILD”. The football club was prepared to file for bankruptcy, but has been rescued by the local bikers.

The team dominated East German football under the Communists, and went down-hill dramatically after the fall of the Berlin Wall. It is currently facing relegation to Germany’s fifth division.

With debts of $3.5 million, Dynamo Berlin was all set to register its bankruptcy prior to the bikers’ bailout of the team.

NEWS OF THE WEIRD: POLICE BAN KNIGHT FROM HIS IRON HORSE A Dutch man dressed as a knight in shining armor riding on a motorcycle made to look like a horse has been ordered off the road. Police in Zwijndrecht say the 41-year-old frightened members of the public every time he went shopping.

He dresses as a medieval knight complete with aluminum armor. His motorcycle has been rebuilt with steel plates in the shape of a horse.

Police have seized the iron steed on the grounds that it is not road worthy and could be dangerous to other road users.

The ‘knight’ has now got a warrant to get his ‘horse’ back but must rebuild it to its original form.

It is not known why he went shopping disguised as a knight, reports the Dutch press agency ANP.

FREE ITALIAN PIZZA FOR HELMET WEARERS A southern Italian council is offering a complimentary pizza to young motorcyclists who wear a helmet.

Traffic wardens in Acerra have been told to give vouchers to those seen wearing helmets entitling them to a free restaurant feed.

Mayor Michelangelo Riemma says he decided on the move to improve road safety among young motorcyclists.

Although wearing helmets while riding is compulsory in Italy, the rule is not observed by some people.

TGCOM website reports that Mr Riemma said: “I’ve had an accident earlier this year on my Vespa and the helmet saved my life. That is why I’m trying to do everything I can to get my fellow young citizens wearing a helmet as well.”

QUOTABLE QUOTES: “Don’t be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor.”CHIANG KAI-SHEK(1886-1975) Chinese soldier, statesman

Police State By Kelly Patricia O’Meara

If the United States is at war against terrorism to preserve freedom,a new coalition of conservatives and liberals is asking, why is it doing soby wholesale abrogation of civil liberties? They cite the Halloween-weekpassage of the antiterrorism bill – a new law that carries the almostpreposterously gimmicky title: “Uniting and Strengthening America byProviding Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct TerrorismAct” (USA PATRIOT Act). Critics both left and right are saying it not onlystrips Americans of fundamental rights but does little or nothing to securethe nation from terrorist attacks.

Rep. Ron Paul of Texas, one of only three Republican lawmakers tobuckthe House leadership and the Bush administration to vote against thislegislation, is outraged not only by what is contained in the antiterrorismbill but also by the effort to stigmatize opponents. Paul tells Insight,”The insult is to call this a ‘patriot bill’ and suggest I’m not patrioticbecause I insisted upon finding out what is in it and voting no. I thoughtit was undermining the Constitution, so I didn’t vote for it – and thereforeI’m somehow not a patriot. That’s insulting.”

Paul confirms rumors circulating in Washington that this sweeping newlaw, with serious implications for each and every American, was not madeavailable to members of Congress for review before the vote. “It’s myunderstanding the bill wasn’t printed before the vote – at least I couldn’tget it. They played all kinds of games, kept the House in session all night,and it was a very complicated bill. Maybe a handful of staffers actuallyread it, but the bill definitely was not available to members before thevote.”

And why would that be? “This is a very bad bill,” explains Paul, “andI think the people who voted for it knew it and that’s why they said, ‘Well,we know it’s bad, but we need it under these conditions.'” Meanwhile,efforts to obtain copies of the new law were stonewalled even by thecommittee that wrote it. Kelly Patricia O’Meara is an investigative reporter for Insight.

THE AIM/NCOM MOTORCYCLE E-NEWS SERVICE is brought to you by Aid to Injured Motorcyclists (A.I.M.) and the National Coalition of Motorcyclists (NCOM), and is sponsored by the Law Offices of Richard M. Lester. For more information, call us at 1-(800) ON-A-BIKE. Visit us on our website at http://www.ON-A-BIKE.com

NOTE: The tragic events of September 11th took place right after I wrote last month’s Gunny’s Sack, so I didn’t have the opportunity to make a comment at that time. ?Nevertheless, be assured that I’m appalled and dismayed at the massive criminal acts that took place in the name of any religion. ?These people will, by whatever means needed, be brought to swift justice, and I fully support our government and all others that are involved in this task.

Here is the Sack for November. ?
-SEMPER FI, Gunny

From TheGUNNY’S SACK

NYC, NY: All right folks, the world situation has hit the fan, and it’s hard for this old biker to keep his trap shut about it, even in this column that’s by, for, and about bikers. ?That’s because being a biker is also about brotherhood, sisterhood, and living and doing what’s right. ?I hope by the time this Sack hits your mailbox, we’ll be done with our job overseas, and pray we’re not hit again at home.

Our Oregon A.I.M. Attorney, Sam Hochberg, grew up in the Bronx, in New York City, and he told me a horror story or two. ?His nephew was 4 blocks from the World Trade Center when it was hit, and that boy had to skeedaddle pretty quick. ?This is the time we all need to get behind our President, and support our young men and women in uniform. ?Semper Fi from the Gunny to you all.

NEW YORK, NY: There is SOME news from NYC that isn’t about the WTC: Patch holders there won another battle. ?An agreement says the NYC Police will pay 14 Hells Angels nearly $200,000.00 plus attorney fees and other costs, and in return the Angels will drop their legal action.

All this stemmed from the alleged illegal forced entry into the clubhouse and apartments searching for suspects in another matter without a search warrant by New York police. ?New York already has paid this club $565,000.00 for raiding them once before and ignoring warrant instructions. ?This time I guess they didn’t even bother with a warrant.

Now I just KNOW, based on recent events in NYC, that New York’s finest is made of better stuff than that. ?Maybe they just don’t learn very well when it comes to bikers.

KANSAS CITY, MO: Harley-Davidson is moving their Dyna assembly line on out to Kansas City, Missouri. ?They already are doing some fabrication and painting there. ?Guess this move will make manufacture of the Dyna bikes more cost effective. ?Wonder if they will reflect that in purchase prices? ?They are building the ”Sportster” line there now, and they expect to build the new V-Rod bike there too.

GILROY, CA: Indian Motorcycle Co is on the mend with new top leadership joining ranks to pull the company together with a new influx of dough. ?”The strength of the Indian brand is unquestionable,” said Frank O’Connell, CEO. ?”With [new] financial backing…..and a dedicated, enthusiastic management team, we are well prepared to allow Indian Motorcycle to live up to the public’s high expectations.”

Now lets wait and see what happens. ?I wish Indian all the best. ?Years ago it was a fine scoot, and I was lucky enough to own one.

NIGERIA: ?There’s a place in Nigeria fighting poverty with motorcycles! ?Now, I’ve heard about all sorts of government handouts that I didn’t care for much over the years, but HERE’S one I’ll support: In the state of Imo, in Nigeria, they started this motorcycle loan program — they picked 54 poor but deserving people from around the state to get a motorcycle, just to help stimulate their economy. ?They’ll give out 100 when it’s all done. ?They will have to pay it back eventually. ?Man, what a deal. ?I’m moving there, so I can get my next bike! ?Oops. I’m not broke enough.

PRAGUE, CZECH REPUBLIC: From the ”Czech A.M.” news folks comes this happy news: Bike sales in the Czech Republic are up 23% through August this year. ?That amounts to about 8,000 new bikes sold there. ?I’ve heard tell Prague is a beautiful city. ?Maybe I’ll get my old butt over there someday. ?Probably not, but I can dream can’t I?

TULSA, OK: Williams Travel Center Co Employees from all over North America will return to Tulsa after riding their motorcycles more than 2,000 miles, approximately 200 miles per day, to raise money and awareness for local United Way agencies. ?Forty-four riders departed Tulsa on Sept. 11 and were scheduled to return to Tulsa in time for a parade. ?I took a peek at their website, and it turns out they went forward with the ride, in spite of what ELSE happened that day!

Jamie McMurray, in the No. 27 Williams Travel Center NASCAR race car, was scheduled to lead the return parade, along with high school bands, Tulsa firefighters, and local dignitaries.

Two Williams employees started this fund-raiser, known as Riding the Line, in 1999 as a way to ride their bicycles to raise money for the United Way. ?Last year, 80 Williams employees raised $16 million. ?Because of that success, a motorcycle ride was added this year and the bicycle tour expanded.

Williams will match all new contributions dollar-for-dollar. ?For additional information about Riding the Line or to make a donation, visit the official ride Internet site, accessible from www.williams.com. ?If you click on the ”motorcycle ride” section, turn on your speakers for continuous loud pipes!

BOLOGNA, ITALY: Ducati ?is introducing their Multistrada1000, a ?new generation sport bike with some hot performance, at least as long as there is pavement. ?The Multistrada is a high-spec bike with Superbike goodies, but that still offers some of the conveniences, flexibility, ?and storage of the big enduros.

This thing sounds like the ultimate sport bike that will run the twisties, but still carry saddlebags for old farts like me. ?I like to take junk on trips and still be comfortable after a long day. ?Might have to look this critter over.

PARIS, FRANCE: According to the British news service, PA News, the first organized motorcycle race wasn’t in the USA, and it wasn’t in Germany: It happened in France, in 1896! ?It was just eight riders on a 476-mile course from Paris to Nantes and back. ?I guess the Americans had to play catch-up back then. ?And we Americans think we’re so smart.

MIDDLETOWN, PA: A seventy-three year old Pennsylvania resident won herself a brand new Harley ”1200 Sportster” in a second chance drawing.

Pauline Gutshall recently won her prize through the Lottery’s HARLEY-DAVIDSON instant ticket second-chance promotion. ?Pauline gets her motorcycle during a special presentation at Susquehanna Valley Harley-Davidson/Buell, in Harrisburg.

”I never dreamed I’d ever win a motorcycle she said. ?I don’t expect I’ll ride it but I’ve got some two sons and some grandchildren that probably will.” ?Hey, do you want another grandkid, Pauline?

GUNNY AGAIN: Our Aid to Injured Motorcyclists (A.I.M.) attorneys across the country take very good care of us, even when we don’t. ?If you have an accident please do yourself a favor and call your nearest A.I.M. Attorney. ?They will talk to you free, and if you hire them, they don’t get paid if you don’t. ?That’s real incentive to work extra hard in your behalf. ?Not to mention they network with each other all across the nation so yer gettin’ lots of brain power. ?You can reach them nationwide at 1-800 ON-A-BIKE. ?Sam Hochberg here in Oregon is available at 1-800-347-1106 or if its a local call 503/224-1106.

Next month, I’ll have a report on the NCOM West Coast Regional Meeting, up in Federal Way, Washington. ?Remember that the NCOM (NATIONAL COALITION OF MOTORCYCLISTS) International Convention is in New Orleans the 9th thru the 11th of May 2002. ?This will be the biggest and the best yet. ?I’ll be there, so don’t miss it. ?I’ll buy you a drink if you mention the SACK to me when we talk. ?Details coming.

Keep the round side on the bottom.
Gunny, Oregon A.I.M. Chief of Staff

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WANT TO ACHIEVE MORE THAN 100 PERCENT–

We have all been to those meetings wheresomeone wants more than 100 percent. Well, here’s how you do that.Here’s how you can achieve 103 percent.

First of all, here’s a little math that mightprove helpful in the future.How does one achieve 100 percent?Begin by noting the following:

IF:
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q =17
R = 18
S =19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26

Then:H A R D W O R K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98 percent

Similarly,K N O W L E D G E =11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96 percent

But interestingly,A T T I T U D E =1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent … This is howyou achieve 100 percent in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (orREALIZE), isB U L L S H I T =2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

So now you know what all those high-pricedconsultants, upper management and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100 percent!

–Gunracer

A MESSAGE FOR BIN LADEN–Osama bin Laden, your time is short;
We’d rather you die than come to court.

Why are you hiding if it was in God’s name?
You’re just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame.

I have a question about your theory and laws;
“How come you never die for the cause?”

Is it because you’re a coward who counts on others?
Well, here in America, we stand by our brothers.

AIM/NCOM NEWS–This is a taste of the legislative news pasted in the Bikers’ Rights section. This news is courtesy of AIM. Click on their banner and sign up for their free service. If you’re ever (hopefully never) in an accident, they’ll back your play and see that you are taken care of.

PRAGUE, CZECH REPUBLIC: From the ”Czech A.M.” news folks comes this happy news: Bike sales in the Czech Republic are up 23 percent through August this year. ?That amounts to about 8,000 new bikes sold there. ?I’ve heard tell Prague is a beautiful city. ?Maybe I’ll get my old butt over there someday. ?Probably not, but I can dream can’t I?

TULSA, OK: Williams Travel Center Co. employees from all over North America will return to Tulsa after riding their motorcycles more than 2,000 miles, approximately 200 miles per day, to raise money and awareness for local United Way agencies. ?Forty-four riders departed Tulsa on Sept. 11 and were scheduled to return to Tulsa in time for a parade. ?I took a peek at their Web site, and it turns out they went forward with the ride, in spite of what ELSE happened that day!

Jamie McMurray, in the No. 27 Williams Travel Center NASCAR race car, was scheduled to lead the return parade, along with high school bands, Tulsa firefighters and local dignitaries.

Two Williams employees started this fundraiser, known as Riding the Line, in 1999 as a way to ride their bicycles to raise money for the United Way. ?Last year, 80 Williams employees raised $16 million. ?Because of that success, a motorcycle ride was added this year and the bicycle tour expanded.

Williams will match all new contributions dollar-for-dollar. ?For additional information about Riding the Line or to make a donation, visit the official ride Internet site, accessible from www.williams.com. ?If you click on the ”motorcycle ride” section, turn on your speakers for continuous loud pipes!

BUILDER’S KNUCK FOR SALE–Hey Keith, I’m WAY too busy to do anything to my Knuck, so if you knowanyone looking for a project, please let ’em know! I got 15 grand in itas it sits, not including paint labor for the wheels. – Timhttp://www.armageddontopfuel.com/extra%20pages/hellbilly.html.

It’s gonna be a “Bobber” style Knuckle, all black except for the 8-inch-wide back rim, which is Harley “Birch white” with big black checkers. That’s a 5-speed with a kicker, open belt, linked to an 88-inch S&S late lower end. The cylinders and heads are the unbelievable repops from Anders Nygren out of Sweden, Norway or Denmark (sorry Anders). A Moon “chopper” oil tank, an SJP reproduction Knucklehead frame that’s set up to take the 230 back tire and a new V-Twin springer.

Dual carbs, dual magneto, suicide clutch, jockey shift, open belt, no front brake and kick only….I was gonna finish it, then sell it to reinvest into A.T.F. but…. with this combination I’d just be askin’ for trouble. Besides, somebody would probably get killed on it. So I guess I’m STUCK WITH IT. Good for me………up in the rafters she goes.

–“Tim Conder”

If you’re looking for something with class, Tim is a world class builder and artist. Check it out.

IT IS THE YEAR 2032 It is the year 2032, and a father and his son walk the streets oflower Manhattan. Approaching the site where the WTC used to be in the endof the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, “to think that righthere used to be the Twin Towers…”

The son, not understanding, asks his father: “What are the TwinTowers?” The father smiles and looks at the son, and explains, “The Twin Towers were two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001, when the terrorist destroyed them.”

The son looks up to his father, and asks, “And what are the terrorists?”

NEW SPRINGERS FROM CHROME SPECIALTIES–This Springer design steps up to the next level in design and performance!Fork tubes are made from seamless drawn over mandrel tubing for acombination of smooth finish and strength.100 percent TIG welded, the welds are polished, filled with copper, and then triplechrome plated so the welds virtually disappear. All other components areC.N.C. machined from billet steel and hollowed-out underneath to reduceweight. The bolts on the trees, rockers and axle are made from heat-treatedstainless steel, polished and flush mounted.Rebuildable oil and piston driven gas shocks are used in springs to dampentravel.

? 4-inch over stock Springer length with 0 degree rake triple trees (not forstock replacement)

? Recommended for custom frames with at least 38degrees neck rake.

? Bottom tree has machined groove that works in conjunction with RollingThunder frames as an internal fork stop (no provision for fork stops onstock-style frames)

? Springer assembly is lighter than stock.

? Accepts stock style Springer wheel and brake assemblies

? Headlight mounting hole on top of Springer treeaccepts stock headlight

? Stock style fender mounting

? Ships assembled – ready to install 160350 4-inch over stock Springer front end Retail $2,495.

You can even buy it here at Parts Direct!

BANDIT’S VL FOR SALE–Completely restored by master restoration genius Mike Egan, this motorcycle is for sale for $42,000. Before I had it, it was owned by Lou Kimzey, the man who created Easyriders magazine. An unrestored sidecar is available if interested. E-mail me at Bandit@bikernet.com.

WINO JOE SCUTTLEBUTT–Crew, at this time, it’s “USA Forever”! Now we dig in and fight together andput aside ol’ bitches. What’tha hey, after this shit is over, we can getback’ta checkin’chests, or real gang wars.

For now, “get over it!” Thereis a real enemy and they might be on “YOUR” street. Find’em and you knowwhat to do with ’em. Communicate with each other. Know your pals!If you are an independent, Rich Urban Biker, hire any biker that hasjust lost a job. This is a good time to pull together asan all American family and fly the flag! Me and The Redhead(half Dago/partCherokee) will eat spaghetti/fry-bread and clean our guns. 500 years ofterror; the American way of life. After this, all that’ll beleft, will be PALS; real “Americans”: Red; White; Black; Brown; and therest of the crew that was stand-up thur this shit. Bikers Can Win!

–Ride On! Wino Joe,USA

BIKERNET GETS A PAT–We asked Cyril Huze what happened to his project bike and discovered that through Bikernet, he sold it and another rolling chassis at the same time. We’d like to take the credit, but it was actually Cyril’s bike building abilities that drew the attention. You can see the beginning stages of the project in the Bikernet Garage: Here’s what Cyril had to say: “I contacted the guy who bought the chassis, but he is not done yet with the bike. No pictures.

One other guy followed the story on your site and building an exact replica. I guide him through email because he is buying my accessories. What he is doing is top. He will send pictures.

So, sooner or later I will get pics of these bikes.

I am working on a rigid called …..”America”. When finished?(mid December), I can begin to send you the full story, step by step.

–Cyril
Cyril Huze CustomTel: 561-392-5557
Fax: 561-392-9923
Website: http://www.cyrilhuze.com
Webstore: http://store.cyrilhuze.com

BIKERNET SPORTS SUMMARY–Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a footsticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped anddiscovered a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, ?theBronco fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. TheChargerfan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Followingtheirlead, the Raider fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted hisinspection. First, he lifted up the Bronco cap, replaced it and wrotedownsome notes. Next, he lifted the Charger cap, replaced it and wrote downsomemore notes. The officer then lifted the Raiders cap, replaced it, thenlifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced itonelast time.

The Bronco fan was getting upset and finally asked, “What are you, apervertor something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?”

Well,” said the officer. “I am surprised. Normally when I look under aRaider hat, I find an asshole”. John Stuart Mill

SLOGAN OF THE WEEK– “War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. What’s worse are the decayed and degraded state of morale and patriotic feelings, and thinking that nothing is worth war. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing he cares about more than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions and blood of better men than himself.”

-John Stuart Mill

BIKERNET FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT–Recently it was reported that the photograph of our correspondent positioned on the top of the World Trade Center was a fraud. Actually he is our oldest correspondent as evidenced by the above photos.

INTERNATIONAL NEWS BRIEF– Three men, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden and President Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish, that’s three wishes total,” says the Genie.

The Canadian says, “I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.

“With a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels can come into our precious state.

” Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

“President Bush, asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”

The Genie explains, “Well, it’s about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out—virtually impenetrable.”

“President Bush ” says, “Very impressive. Fill it with water.”

TEAM VESCO RACING ONCE AGAIN– On Oct. 17, beginning at 10 a.m. (MST), land speed racer Don Vesco, driving the Turbinator streamliner, will attempt to break the wheel-driven world land speed record.

The current mark is 403 mph, set by England’s Donald Campbell, in 1964 at Lake Eyre, Australia. Vesco already holds the national record at 427 mph, set in 1999 at the Bonneville Salt Flats.

Earlier this year in August, during BN’s Speedweek, Vesco and the Turbinator snagged the event’s coveted “Top Time” trophy while making a test run. More importantly, the streamliner posted the fastest speed — 459 mph — ever recorded in wheel driven automotive history. This test run sets the stage for the upcoming World Record attempt, Oct. 17 through 21 at the BNI World Finals time trials speed event. Check out our Web site http://www.teamvesco.com

WISE WORDS– “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

—Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

I’m nuts, but what do you think about this? I dislike the anti-smoking alligator ads professing that smoking is a profitable legal business, but it kills people (2 outta 3 ain’t bad). I dislike it because they’re on a campaign against freedom. The same ad could be applied to automobiles, eating sweets, any number of freedoms they could attack next.

NEED INSURANCE OR ROAD SERVICE–This is just a reminder that the Bros Club is the AAA for motorcyclists. If you break down they’ll take care of you, and triple A won’t if you’re on a motorcycle. They will also give you quote on any kind of insurance you may need, from health to antique bike.

LET’S MOVE–I’m sorry guys. I’ve got so much to report and do over the next couple weeks before I load my steamer trunk and sea bag and head to Houston to catch a ship bound for around the world, I’m running crazy. I’ll be online during the trip with a satellite phone and a laptop. While I’m gone, the crew will still be building bikes, covering the drags and running new stories. In fact, we have a line on two new books to be published in the Cantina. I hope to finish the first Chance Hogan novel and write another based on the sea voyage.

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Famous, never-say-die, racing fan and builder Carl Morrow.

CORRESPONDENT FOR BIKERNET COVERS ROCK SUNDAY– This is the last of it. Hal’s H-D along with S&S Cycle Buell entry. Also a pic of one of Jim Nasi’s bikes. There were a lot of very fast times at the “Rock” Sunday. It was cool, in the 60s, a perfect day for drag racing.

Sonny Barger was also there doing a book signing. Lots of people waited in line to get their books signed. Everybody was in good spirits on this day.

As I was walking around in the pits I heard the news about the U.S. bombing of Afghanistan. Everybody started cheering. My first thoughts were right on! Then I thought about being at the races on a beautiful day and hearing the news over the loud speaker. It all seemed very strange to me.

I hope we can rid ourselves and the world of this terrorism that has haunted us for a long time. When walking around in the pits at the Rock, you could see all the patriotism being displayed by the various race teams. On this beautiful day of drag racing, it made you proud to be an American biker enthusiast.

This is a really cool bike. Danny Settle from Washington, D.C., is the owner. Danny and his wife were very helpful in setting up these pictures. Really good people. I wish them luck with their racing for next year.

This is a cool intake system I saw a couple of times at the track. This bike belongs to John Hammock (VROOM Racing) www.jhvroom@aol.com . They are from Tulsa, Okla.

Here’s the S&S racing monster. Gimme the chills just to look at it.

–Paul

TERRORISM RUNDOWN–Sept. 11th Statistics, The sad but somewhat uplifting side that the mainstream media has not reported yet — the SURVIVAL rates and some positive news about the attacks.

The World Trade Center: The twin towers of the World Trade Center were places of employment for some 50,000 people. With the missing list of just over 5,000 people, that means 90 percent of the people targeted survived the attack. A 90 percent on a test is an ‘A’.

The Pentagon: Some 23,000 people were the target of a third plane aimed at the Pentagon. The latest count shows that only 123 lost their lives. That is an amazing 99.5 percent survival rate. In addition, the plane seems to have come in too low, too early to affect a large portion of the building. On top of that, the section that was hit was the first of five sections to undergo renovations that would help protect the Pentagon from terrorist attacks. It had recently completed straightening and blast proofing, saving untold lives. This attack was sad, but a statistical failure.

American Airlines Flight 77: This Boeing 757 that was flown into the outside of the Pentagon could have carried up to 289 people, yet only 64 were aboard. Luckily, 78 percent of the seats were empty.

American Airlines Flight 11: This Boeing 767 could have had up to 351 people aboard, but only carried 92. Thankfully, 74 percent of the seats were unfilled.

United Airlines Flight 175: Another Boeing 767 that could have sat 351 people only had 65 people on board. Fortunately, it was 81 percent empty.

Airlines Flight 93: This Boeing 757 was one of the most uplifting stories yet. The smallest flight to be hijacked with only 45 people aboard out of a possible 289 had 84 percent of its capacity unused. Yet these people stood up to the attackers and thwarted a fourth attempted destruction of a national landmark, saving untold numbers of lives in the process.

–Gunracer

NEW DOUBLE DD’S SHOP OPENING–The location address is 518 W. San Carlos; the event gets going at noon. Thestripper models start modeling the clothes at about 1 p.m. There will befood, drink and raffles. I also need people to knowthat this shop mostly caters to the night biker. It really isn’t a day shop,at least for right now. We are the ones open after all the other shopsclose.

For right now, our weekly hours will be 5-10 p.m. Thursday and Fridays, and noon to 10 p.m. Saturdays. As we get a little bigger andbetter, we will start having more days and more hours.

You can check out several of the girls at www.lauranna.com. This isthe stripper from AJ’S in San Jose. Oh yeah, the shopnumber is (408) 294-2669.

— Signing off DD Double Dee’s Crime Tee’s

BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–Seems like we were pretty lucky this year, no major hurricanes have evencome near us and now is the down season. Those pesky storms can screwanyone’s life big time. We have been getting ready for Biketoberfest nextweek, the milder side of Daytona Bike Week. The bikes are on the way andit seems like the weather will cooperate with the event. Also seems likebikers have not been put down by bin Laden and company; most hotels arefull and cancelations few.Here’s a photo of the latest project, a “chopperized” Road King. We got ridof all the fattening gadgets, lowered it a bit and cleaned up the rest.Apes, trimmed bags, clean fenders and low-profile seat gives the bike amore aggresive stance.

The motor has a set of Andrews cams, a power commandercomputer, full Samson pipes and a K&N air filter. A bunch of little detailsand custom paint to round the bike off. We liked it so we ordered a copbike to do a low rider, white walls, metalflake and all. Will post it whendone, for sure.Oh well, now to the news.

Last Sunday the National Guard had its first official ride to raise funds for the guys that have been activatedand their families. About 200 bikes attended the ride through the mountains.Way to go guys! (In case you guys don’t know, the PR National Guard was oneof the first to be activated in this new war.)

The long-awaited unveiling of the V-Rod will take place next weekend inMotorsport (San Juan’s H-D dealer).I heard some of the mechanics took the bike for a joy ride, which prompted ahide and chain action at the dealer’s darkest dungeon. Also heard that thewhole shipment of V-Rods is already sold.

Rumors of a super secret, exclusive party will take place inBiketoberfest this year, and will be for chopper people only, yea! Theonly hint is that a mag with some equine stuff will host. Will post thestories as soon as we survive it.

Our shop plans to have three bikes available for rent for the upcomingHOG Caribbean Rally. There are no bike rental places on the island, so if you’reinterested, e-mail or call early.

As I said before, we will be attending Biketoberfest, so if any of thereaders here see our bikes with PR plates, come and say hi. (Cops need notapply.)

Oh well, short news for this week, the upcoming projects are taking most ofour time, the WCC projects have grown to six, two softails, four rigids.Two sportster choppers and two more no-name rigids, plus what we cansqueeze in between. And you guys thoughtthere were no bikes in this godforesaken island. Saludos and weaselssuck! (not the club BTW)

–Jose, Caribbean Bikernet clueless agent.

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Bikernet Webmaster on long-overdue vacation. We wish her well…

God, if I only looked that good, I’d never leave the house. – Digital

HOSPITAL STORIES ON BIKERNET–Here’s just a taste, check the rest in Knucklebusters:

The Surgeon’s Note.

A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, “Keep off the grass.” Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing, which said “Sorry, had to mow the lawn.”?

MAILMAN WINS SEATTLE INTERNATIONAL RACEWAY– OK, it was a small victory in a field of only four bikes, but he took the prize money, all $21, and a plaque to boot, beating out his good buddy Doc Ford (ex-modified racer) for the win.?

He was very pleased with the times his bike was turning, mostly 10.8s and 10.9s. When asked how he felt about the upcoming Vegas drags, he responded, “I’m ready!”

For all the drag racing ladders and coverage, see the “Down the Track” section on Bikernet.

–Helen Wolfe
Bikernet Drag Race Correspondent

SONNY BARGER UPDATE–The tragedies of Sept. 11 have not and will not dampen the American free spirit. If that happened, the terrorists would have won. We take pride in the overwhelming display of unity and patriotism at this time of grief and outrage.

Sonny is setting an example right now, riding 5,300 miles through the heartland and sharing the brotherhood of the road. He will make public appearances in Memphis, Jackson and Nashville, Tenn.; Charlotte and Durham, N.C.; Greenville and Columbia, S.C.; the All-Harley Drags in Rockingham, N.C.; Durham Harley-Davidson; and Biketoberfest in Daytona Beach, Fla. Please forward this message to anyone you may know in these locations to let them know the American legend will be there to see them waving the flag.

Get details of the Southwest Tour (Oct. 3-21):http://sonnybarger.com/meet

The paperback edition of “Hell’s Angel” (with a new introduction about last year’s book tours) is now on sale in the United States, affordably priced:http://sonnybarger.com/book

Over a year ago, most people answered “no” to the poll question “Are you willing to give up personal freedoms in return for a safer society?” Now that the issue is before us in light of new events, let’s see if opinion has shifted:http://sonnybarger.com/poll

REPORT FROM BIKERNET SQUADRON MEMBER–I spent almost 3 years in Germany back in the 70=92s and got to do some traveling. One of the guys in our company actually had relatives in Amsterdam! They do like to party there. Even got to return for a couple of weeks for Reforger (war games) right before I got out. By then I was stationed at Fort Hood. Still was able to visit a lot of folks I had known.

My father had been stationed at the same post I was in Germany only 20 years earlier and two buildings up from mine.

I have attached an image of some of my other toys.

–The Agent

MYSTERY MOTORCYCLE FOR SALE–Unable to steal a photograph, this is all we have:This was built by my friend Sonny in Texas. Thought you might like it. Price reduced to $19,995. For more info check this: http://www.bikerrogue.com

–ROGUE

BIKERNET MUSIC REVIEW–Reader Rich Roseler sent the uneducated, low-culture Bikernet crew a CD of a girl who can sing her heart out for bikers all across the country.

“I’m glad you enjoyed it. She was playing out at Big Dave’s Saturday but Iunfortunately ended up having to leave before she started. She has a Web siteat patsythompson.com,” said R.R.

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We’re working with a talented artist on a new Bikernet T-shirt. It will feature the above art, with the title change to: “Terrorist Poker Run 2001.” It will be on black. Let us know what you think. Part of the profits will go to the Red Cross.

Hey,

My ex sent me the perfect solution for the terrorist troubles: Capture Bin Laden, bring him to the States, give him a sex change operation and send him back to the Taliban as a woman. See how he likes living as a woman in Afghanistan. This morning the Taliban punks came on the news to tell the world that we launched a war against the innocent Afgan people. What punks. Did they forget that they declared a religious war against us? So now they’re hiding behind the innocent Afgan people rather than stepping forward and doing battle like men.

Enough of their shit, bikers haven’t slowed down one bit. As you will see by the news, the industry is rocking. We have taken on two new sponsors, both of which deliver services to each and every reader. Aid to Injured Motorcyclists, AIM, came on board with free road service and legal aid for downed bikers. Click on their logo and check out the services, and if you or a brother has an accident call (800) ON-A-BIKE immediately. They’ll take care of you. They are absolutely free and will never hit you for a dime, but they’ll be there the minute you need them. This group of attorneys has also pumped over $3 million back into motorcycle rights groups all over the country through NCOM, the National Coalition of Motorcyclists. We will attend their annual meetings in New Orleans next year.

In addition, Richard Lester, the founder, developed an organization specifically for clubs called the Confederation of Clubs. It was designed to bring the brothers together to ward off problems with the Man and enhance communication between clubs to prevent harmful disputes. It’s been working like a champ. Not many companies in this industry put their money where their mouth is like AIM. I’ve known Richard for 20 years. He’s done a helluva job for bikers.

We have also added another company that is dedicated to bringing you the best prices in aftermarket parts from all the major warehouses–Parts Direct. It’s a shop on line. You might give them a shot.

HARLEY-DAVIDSON RUNNING STRONG–Following is the majority of their third quarter financial report. I just recently purchased some H-D stock. Bikernet is growing and we’re damn proud of what we’re doing, but we’re not rolling in the profits. But, ever since the WTC attack I’ve been making every effort to buy some stock to show support for American business. What better company to buy?

Harley-Davidson today announced record sales and earnings for its third quarter ended Sept. 23. The company’s third quarter sales were $850.8 million, an increase of 19.1 percent over the third quarter last year. Diluted earnings per share were 36 cents, a 34.9 percent increase compared with last year.

“For the first few days following the tragedies of Sept. 11, many of our U.S. Harley-Davidson dealers reported a slowdown in retail activities,” said Jeffrey L. Bleustein, chairman and chief executive officer of Harley-Davidson, Inc. “This was particularly noticeable in areas around New York City and Washington, D.C., As time progressed, however, it appears as if aggregate retail activity has returned to expected levels for this time of year.”

“We remain confident in the continued long-term growth of Harley-Davidson,” said Bleustein. “In fact, we are increasing our 2001 production target for Harley-Davidson? motorcycles from 231,000 to 232,500. At the same time, we continue to carefully watch our internal and external indicators as well as world events so that we can best manage our business through these challenging times.” As previously reported, the company has a 2002 goal of 256,000 Harley-Davidson units which represents a 10.1 percent increase over the new 2001 goal.

Motorcycles and Related Products Segment – Third Quarter Results Third quarter sales of Harley-Davidson motorcycles were $638.2 million, an increase of 20.8 percent over the third quarter last year. Shipments totaled 56,611 units, up 8,534 units or 17.8 percent over the same period.

Sales of Parts and Accessories (P&A), which consist of Genuine Motor Parts and Genuine Motor Accessories, totaled $150.2 million, a 12.6 percent increase from the year-ago quarter. Third quarter sales of General Merchandise, which consist of MotorClothes apparel and collectibles, totaled $44.1 million, a 7 percent increase over the same period last year. On a longer-term basis, the company expects the growth rate for P&A revenues to be slightly higher than Harley-Davidson’s motorcycle unit growth rate. The General Merchandise growth rate is expected to be lower than the motorcycle unit growth rate over the long term.

Third quarter gross margin was 35.5 percent of revenue, up from 33.6 percent of revenue for the same period last year. Gross margin improved primarily due to favorable product mix, worldwide price increases and a higher percentage of U.S. shipments.

Third quarter operating margin for the Motorcycles and Related Products Segment was 18.3 percent of revenue, an improvement on last year’s third quarter margin of 16.3 percent. The increase in gross margin drove the corresponding increase in operating margin.

-Bandit taking a road test on a new V-Rod

INDIAN MAKES NEIMAN MARCUS CATALOG– The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book features an exclusive 2001 Indian Chief Motorcycle among its extravagant indulgences this year.The Neiman Marcus Special Edition Indian Chief Motorcycle celebrates the 100th anniversary of the brand with the introduction of a classically designed motorcycle for Neiman Marcus customers. It features an 88-cubic-inch engine with a constant mesh 5-speed foot shift. This special edition, limited to just 75 units, comes in exclusive-to-Neiman Marcus silver and pearl white paint. The Chief sports black saddle bags with leather fringe, leather handgrips with long fringed tassels and a windshield. The inner and outer primary are chromed, as is the billeted aluminum arrow-shaped shift linkage rod, from the foot lever to the shift lever. Passengers will benefit from the added foot boards. Also included is a 2 year/24,000 mile warranty.

Indian Motorcycles of Dallas was instrumental in the design of this Chief and will handle 35 of the 75 motorcycles. The rest will be processed through the Indian factory in Gilroy, Calif. As of the first week of October, 20 of the 75 motorcycles had been spoken for.

In other transportation-themed gifts, the 75th anniversary edition of the Christmas Book includes a Neiman Marcus Edition 430 Helicopter from Bell ($6.7 million) and the “Silver Belle” Neiman Marcus Limited Edition Lexus SC 430 ($70,000), making the Indian motorcycle a bargain at $24,500.

The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book, first published in 1926 as a 16-page catalog, originally was intended as a Christmas card to its best customers.

ROGUE’S DEALS OF THE WEEK–Black Powdercoated Kraft-Tech Pro-Street FXR Rubber Mount Frame with ChromeNeck Cups. Retails for $1395.00, Rogue $1000.00

American Suspension Inverted Fork Front End. Retails for $2500.00, Rogue$1500.00

Chrome Swingarm for Wide Tire FXR Frame with all hardware. Retails for$1021.00, Rogue $800.00

3 Spoke Rear Mag Wheel 16x 5.5 wide. Retails $1099.00 Rogue $900.00

3 Spoke Belt Pulley to fit above wheel. Retails $599.00 Rogue $400.00

3 Spoke Front Mag Wheel 16x 3.5 wide. Retails $899.00, Rogue $700.00

Set of American Suspension Shocks 11 inches long. Retail $499.00, Rogue $400.00

Russell 11-inch Stainless front rotor #47000. Retail $99.00, Rogue $70.00

Russell 11-inch Stainless rear rotor #47005. Retail $99.00, Rogue $70.00

Set CCI Stretch Gas tanks #15-216. Retail $389.99, Rogue $300.00

Billet Aluminum Dual Piston Brake Caliper. Can be used Front or Rear Retails$350.00, Rogue $200.00 ea.Photos available on most items. Contact Rogue at rogue@bikerrogue.com orvisit his web site at http://www.bikerrogue.com

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REV UP YOUR MODEM, THE 2002 VICTORY IS ON ITS WAY–If you’re curious about what Victory Motorcycles has up its leather jacket sleeve for 2002, log on to www.victory-usa.com on Oct. 19.That’s when the 2002 Victory models will be introduced online in conjunction with a public introduction of the new Victory lineup at Biketoberfest in Daytona Beach, Fla.Looking for more power? Awesome new styling? All-new models?

It’ll all be there. Just rev up your modem and visit www.victory-usa.com.

For more information on Victory Motorcycles, including a dealer locator, visit the Victory Web site at: www.victory-usa.com. A dealer locator service is also offered toll-free at 1-800-POLARIS.

CELEBRITY-SIGNED H-D–Jay Leno’s 2001 Harley-Davidson, featuring permanent signatures from Hollywood’s biggest celebrities, will benefit The Twin Towers Fund. The listing will go live on Oct. 7 and end Oct. 17.

Host of the top-rated “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” Leno already attracted signatures from many of the biggest names in film, television and music including:

*Arnold Schwarzeneggar
*Sylvester Stallone
*Denzel Washington
*Nicole Kidman
*John Travolta
*Nicolas Cage
*Cuba Gooding Jr.
*Salma Hayek
*Pamela Anderson
*Earvin ?Magic? Johnson
*Mira Sorvino
*Leelee Sobieski
*Michael Richards
*Terry Bradshaw
*David Spade
*Martina McBride
*Ed Harris and many more.

Signatures will continue during telecasts of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” until bidding closes at noon Pacific Time on Oct. 17.

PARTS DIRECT SPONSORS THE NEW PRODUCTS AREA– Hey Bandit, go make your shameless plug for Parts Direct as the sponsor of the new products area and quit yer bitchin’! Make note of the fact that we have a new sponsor in that area and that it will be a killer place to pick up hot deals on new stuff from Custom Chrome and Chrome Specialties directly from the sponsor. – Digital

KING TAKES DEL MAR IN FORMULA USA NATIONAL DIRT TRACK FINALE Rich King not only claimed his first-evervictory at the Del Mar Mile in the 750cc Super Singles and Twins main eventSunday, but did so in convincing fashion, running away from the field bynearly a straightaway in the Formula USA National Dirt Track Series seasonfinale. A week earlier, King closed out the AMA’s 2001 U.S. Flat TrackChampionship Series with a victory at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds inIllinois.

“I felt really comfortable on the track and had some great lines, which keptgetting better and better,” said King. “The set up on the bike was spot onfor the main event.”

From the start, King was unstoppable; breaking away to a huge lead over themain pack. However, the race was halted with a red flag at the midway pointso the field could address visibility problems that were encountered due tothe Del Mar racing surface.

“Whenever you get a red flag and you’re in the lead, you worry a littleabout losing momentum, but I felt good at the restart,” he said.

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Here’s the rundown for Biketoberfest from the beginning to the goddamn end. Have a helluva time.

10/3-10/10 10th Annual Gold Wing Getaway Vendor’s Expo motorcycle service and accessories, food vendors, 9am-5pm. New Smyrna Beach Airport, 210 Sams Ave.Free. For more info. Call (386) 677-1786.

10/12-10/20 Ride to Biketoberfest for St. Jude’s, Starting in Hattiesburg, MS and ending at Biketoberfest in Daytona Beach, for more information contact Jim Brolaski (601)261-9453 or bluescruzl@home.com

10/12-10/18 Thunder Over Dixie – Ride to Biketoberfest with Stars & Guitars. Ride starts in Nashville, TN and travels through to Southeast to Biketoberfest. For details contact Beau Allen Pancheco (615) 799-9694 or www.thunderoverdixie.com

10/12-10/20 World Famous Iron Horse Saloon? Wall of Death, Motorcycle Olympics & various activities, free concerts with special surprise guests? 8:30AM-3AM (386) 677-1550

10/13-10/21 Hangdawg Saloon at Bikerhaven, US1 North Ormond Beach. Vendors, motorcycle parts, food and live music. 10AM-1PM. For more information call (386) 405-0537, (386)676-2309 or www.hangdawgsaloon.com

10/13-10/21 Bike wash daily by the Bikewashbabes. Hangdawg Saloon at Bikerhaven US1 North Ormond Beach. 12PM-8PM. For more information call (386)405-0537, (386)676-2309, or www.hangdawgsaloon.com

10/14 6th Annual Daytona Harley Davidson Ride for the Boggy Creek Gang Camp – Daytona Harley Davidson – Police escorted ride to benefit Paul Newman?s children camp. For more information (386) 253-Bike or www.daytonahd.com

10/18-10/20 Motorcycle Expo, Daytona Beach Ocean Center, event hours: 10:00am to 6:00pm – An expo of interest to Bikers (and fans of bikes). For more information (386) 252-1511 ext.2569 or www.dbnjshows.com

10/19 PACE Center for Girls – Bike/Car Wash – 200 Magnolia Avenue, Daytona Beach 9AM to 2PM

10/20-11/10 “Boots, Bikes & Babes” Art Exhibit, Fithian Studios – 116 1/2 N. Woodland Blvd., Deland, FL. Photo collage by Ken Concar, mosaic sculpture and furniture by Sally Roach and Lois McKelvy. 6PM-9PM for more information call 386-734-2929 or email fithianstudio@yahoo.com

10/21 1st Annual Biketoberfest Bike Give-Away, “World Famous” Iron Horse Saloon, 1068 N. U.S. 1, Ormond Beach, FL event hours: 5:00pm – Raffle By Donation to benefit Conklin Centers for the Blind. For information call 386.258.3441 or visit our web site www.bikeweek.org

10/12-10/21 Jackson Hole 8th Biketoberfest Celebration, 1081 N. U.S. 1, Ormond Beach, FL, hours: 10:00am-2:00am – entertainment includes: The Nighthawks, Rick Magee and the Roadhouse Rockers, Jethro Tull Tribute, Bill “One Man Band” Jenkins, Ruben Morgan, as well as Great Tattoos, Leather Wear, Crazy Bikes, Bonfires and tasty Steak Dinners, Burgers, Turkey Legs, and Chicken Wings and the coldest beer around. Join us October 21st from 11:00am to 6:00pm for Blessing of Bikes, a praise and worship service with the Brotherhood of Jesus. For information call 386.673.6996 or visit our web site www.jacksonholesaloon.com

Official Biketoberfest? Festival WeekendOctober 18-21, 2001

A festival celebrating the joy of motorcycling. Activities include racing, rides, shows, concerts & more. Contact the Daytona Beach Area Convention & Visitors Bureau, (800) 854-1234, email info@daytonabeachcvb.org for details..

10/18-10/21 Daytona Beach Area Official Biketoberfest? Welcome Center- Visitor Information Center inside DAYTONA-USA – Complete listing of all events, activities & loads of information. Sign in and pick up a free map (386) 253-8669 or www.daytonabeach.com or www.biketoberfest.org

10/18-10/21 City of Daytona Beach Biketoberfest Welcome Center – 503 Main Street – Welcome Center Reception Area 9AM-10PM

10/18-10/21 Fire Fighter Motorcycle Medics – Main St. * Beach St. * Atlantic Ave., emergency medical service provided by firefighter paramedics on Harley- Davidson motorcycles. For more information call 386.671.4007 or http://www.ci.daytona-beach.fl.us/fire/motor_medic.htm

10/18-10/21 Fall Cycle Scene Championship Cup Series (CCS) “Race of Champions” motorcycle races and PACE/Formula USA Championship final rounds – Daytona International Speedway ? 8AM-5PM daily (386) 252-BIKE (2453) or www.daytonainternationalspeedway.com

10/18-10/21 Manufacturers Displays & Demos – Daytona International Speedway – Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki, BMW, Harley and more. Corporate display and motorcycle demos. 9AM-5PM, Sunday 9AM-3PM

10/18-10/21 Main Street Rally The place to see and be seen. Festival fun, vendors, manufacturers displays, Main Street Merchants Entertainment (386) 252-1922 or (386) 255-9525

10/18-10/21 Daytona Harley-Davidson Dealership Events – Beach Street, live entertainment, expo displays, food court & more – Riverfront Park – 12 Noon-8PM (386) 248-0580 or www.daytonahd.com

10/18-10/21 Carl’s Speed Shop Performance Center Beach Street – Seminars every hour on the hour. Come visit the real performance alley 9AM-8PM, for more info (386) 258-3777 or www.carlsspeedshop.com

10/18-10/21 Daytona Beach News-Journal Biketoberfest Motorcycle Expo Beachside at the Ocean Center ?Free Expo featuring motorcycle products and services, apparel, pinstriping and the 5th Annual Big Daddy Rat?s Motorcycle Show (10 classes of motorcycles) conducted by Big Daddy Rat, Karl Smith ? 10AM-6PM daily or www.n-jcenter.com

10/19 Plaza Resort & Spa. Live Free Rock Concert/Beachside. For more information call (386) 267-1611.

10/20 Adam’s Mark Resort Bikefest 2001, 100 North Atlantic Avenue Daytona Beach, event hours: 2:00pm – Headliner Concert * Rock Entertainment * Miss Harley Davidson Contest!

10/18-10/21 316 Main Street Station Restaurant & Saloon ? daily activities, vendors & more (386) 248-0085

10/18-10/21 Boot Hill Saloon Biketoberfest Party ? T-shirts, vendors, live music, contests. 8am-3pm. Daily, 310 Main St. (386) 258-9506 or www.boothillsaloon.com

10/18-10/21 “Give Ability A Chance”, Easter Seals Harley Give-Away, The Boot Hill Saloon & Daytona Harley-Davidson, A drawing-by-donation to win a 2002 Heritage Softail Classic Harley-Davidson and $1,000 Cash to benefit Easter Seals, Tickets may be obtained during Biketoberfest at either The Boot Hill Saloon or Daytona Harley-Davidson, For information call 386.255.4568 or visit our web site www.fl-vf.easter-seals.org

10/18-10/21 Zangi Grotto – Pinewood Cemetery, Main Street – Adopt a plot, walk thru, cold bottled water for donations. Also solicitation of funds for free dentistry for the handicapped children of Daytona Beach & Volusia County at 316 Main St. Station and Humphreys & Son on Main Street 9AM-9PM. Info (386)255-6171

10/18-10/21 Dirty Harry’s. Lots of contests and entertainment. 705 Main Street. For more info call (386) 252-9877.

10/18-10/21 The Bank & Blues Club. Dancing, great entertainment 701 Main Street. For more info call (386) 257-9272.

10/18-10/21 2002 United Way Harley Give-Away, Full Moon Saloon on Main Street, event hours: 10am to midnight – A Harley-Davidson Motorcycle to be given away! MARCH 10, 2002 at the Full Moon Saloon. For more information (386) 253-0563 or www.uwinaharley.com

10/18-10/21 Daytona Beach Police Athletic League – Motorcycle Parking, at Main St. & Hollywood, and Main St. & Grandview, hours: 8:00am-midnight (Sunday till 6:00pm)- Special MOTORCYCLE ONLY parking zone, pay $10 for daily rates (enter/exit all day for one fee) as well as event passes for $10. All proceeds benefit the Police Athletic League’s Baseball Program) For more information call (386) 671-5476

10/15-10/21 Cruisin’ Cafe, 2 S. Atlantic Ave., Daytona Beach, FL, hours: 7:00am-3:00am – live entertainment, and an all you can eat breakfast. For information call 386.253.5522 or visit our web site www.cruisincafe.com

10/18-10/21 The Helmet Shop Open House – 114 East Fairview Ave. – Daytona’s largest selection of helmets, free coffee & donuts. 9AM-12PM (386) 257-6434 or www.helmetshop.com

10/18-10/21 BMW Motorcycles of Daytona – 118 East Fairview Ave. – On site promotion, daily 9AM-6PM

10/18-10/22 Titan Motorcycle Show, 120 E. Fairview St., hours: 9:00am-6:00pm – Proudfoot Motorcycles presents Titan Motorcycle Show. For information call 941.931.3111

All Week During Biketoberfest! Bike Art, located on Beach Street in Downtown Daytona Beach – See plywood cutouts of bike’s decorated by local school children, for more information call (386)872-3272

10/18-10/21 Biketoberfest Party at the Lyndhurst Hotel, 132 Mary McLeod Bethune Blvd., Daytona Beach. T-shirts, venders, bike parking and more. 9AM-9PM. For more information call (386)316-2746

10/18-10/21 Second Avenue Merchants Association Street Festival, activities along Mary McLeod Bethune Blvd. For more information call (386) 248-0466

10/18-10/21 Thunder Press Official Headquarters, Buckie’s Ormond Crab & Seafood Market, 801 N. U.S.1 Ormond Beach. Entertainment, excellent fresh seafood, free beer, and the latest issue of Thunder Press. October 19th – Thunder Press Contributor Night. Meet Editors Terry Roorda and Kim Barlag, as well as many of the other contributors to Thunder Press. For more information call (614)882-1391.

10/18-10/21 World Famous Iron Horse Saloon? US 1 in Ormond Beach – Wall of Death, Easyrider Show Truck, leather vendors, jousting, burn out pits, free concerts with special surprise guests? 8:30AM-3AM (386) 677-1550

Jackson Hole Saloon 1081 N US1, Ormond Beach ?Live music, British Bike Night Halloween Costume Party, Bike repair, Tattoo?s, Bonfire, Turkey Legs, Free Parking, Colonel Tom’s Crazy Bike, Rock Wall, Sunday worship services, bike blessing and more. For more info call (386) 673-6996 or www.jacksonholesaloon.com.

10/18-10/21 1st Biketoberfest Bike Giveaway! 2001 Indian Chief, 100th Anniversay Model – 1 of 200 to benefit the Conklin Centers for the Blind, Iron Horse Saloon, 1068 N. U.S. 1, Ormond Beach, FL, event hours: 8:00am-midnight – Ticket booth with bike display. For information call 386.258.3441 or visit our web site www.bikeweek.org

10/12-10/21 Raffle By Donation for 1948 Indian Chief or 2001 Indian Chief, “World Famous” Iron Horse Saloon, 1068 N. U.S. 1, Ormond Beach, FL, event hours: 11:00am-11:pm – Raffle and ticket booth with bike display to benefit Conklin Centers for the Blind. For information call 386.258.3441 or visit our web site www.bikeweek.org

Everynight During Biketoberfest! Bull Riding at the Hog Pen, 1069 N. U.S. 1, Ormond Beach, FL 32174, event hours: nightly @ 8:00pm – A Mechanical Bull-Riding Contest For more information call Wild Bill at (386) 677-8124

Everynight During Biketoberfest! Quarter Toss at Wild Bill’s, 1090 N. U.S. 1, Ormond Beach, FL 32174, event hours: nightly @ 8:00pm – Come see the Bartender’s Dance! For more information call Wild Bill at (386) 677-5231

10/18-10/21 Sunshine Park Vendor Expo, 2400 S. Ridgewood Ave, South Daytona, event hours: 9:00am-6:00pm – Free Admission!

10/18-10/21 Highlander Outpost ? South Daytona – S. Ridgewood Ave – Live concerts-Blues & Rock, BBQ, Vendors & more (386) 322-8829

10/18-10/21 Sunshine Park Vendor Expo, 2400 South Ridgewood Ave., South Daytona. Live Concerts-Blues&Rock, BBQ, Vendors & more (386) 322-8829

10/18-10/21 Inlet Harbor Marina & Restaurant, 133 Inlet Harbor Road, Ponce Inlet. Live Concerts 6PM-10PM Thurs. & Fri., 1PM-10PM Sat. & Sun. No cover – Food. For more info. visit Inlet Harbor online.

10/18-10/21 Hasta Luego Party ? Live bands, barbecue, vendors, music, noon-8pm. Gilly?s Pub 44. 1889 S.R. 44 New Smyrna Beach. Free. For more info. Call (386) 428-6523.

10/18-10/21 Open House and Tours 9am-5pm. American Motorcycle Institute, 3042 W. International Speedway. Free. (386) 255-0295

10/18-10/21 Daytona 200 Motorcycle Clubhouse Camping by donation, open to motorcyclists only; food and showers available. 3602 W. International Speedway Blvd. For more info. Call (386) 672-3927.

10/18-10/21 Jam-On Productions Biketoberfest Motorcycle Swapmeet Custom European and Antique Bike Shows and Nitro Dirt Drags at the Volusia County Fairgrounds in Deland, FL. For more information (301) 336-2100.

10/18-10/21 Motorcycle Expo Free. Pinstriping, products and services, vendors, Big Daddy Rat?s Motorcycle Show(admission fee) with 10 classes of bikes, sponsored by the News-Journal, 10am-6pm. Daily. Ocean Center, 101 N. Atlantic Ave. For more info. (386) 254-4520.

10/12/01-10/21/01 Iron Horse Saloon. Live Free Concerts – Located at 1068 N. U.S. 1, Ormond Beach, FL 32174 – Featuring performances by David Allen Coe, J.B. Walker & Cheap Whiskey Band, Liquid Soul. Free Draft Beer in any Iron Horse Mug! For more information call (386) 677-1550.

10/13 Rug Rat Rodeo, Iron Horse Saloon, 1068 N. U.S. 1, Ormond Beach, FL 32174 – Kids activities & games (12 yrs & under). The Little Miss & Mr. Iron Horse Contest (kids 8 yrs. & under) For more information call (386) 677-1550.

10/19-20 Benefit for Friends at SMT Downtown Bandshell. Mark Hodgson, Green Grass Revival, Floyd Miles & others. For further information, contact Vinton Fisher, Program Manager. 386-673-2080 or email fisher@bandshell.org

10/20 American Iron Magazine’s Indian & Classic American Iron Biketoberfest Rally – Klassix Auto Attraction – Family oriented event open to all pre-1984 American motorcycles, original or customized. Fun & safe field events include Slow Race, Balloon Toss, Plank Ride & Just for Kicks Contest. Trophied bike show. $10 per person includes all activities and Klassic Auto Attraction admission. 10AM (386) 252-3800 or www.americaniron.com.

10/20 Adam’s Mark Daytona Beach Resort Free concert on Saturday. For more information call (386) 254-8200.

10/21 8th Annual Biketoberfest Concert Series Finale – Gilly’s Pub 44, New Smyrna Beach – Hasta Luego Party, live bands, BBQ, vendors, food, no cover and more. 12Noon-8PM (386) 428-6523 or www.gillyspub44.com

For race tickets and Speedway information call:
Daytona International Speedway
(386) 252-BIKE (2453)
www.daytonaintlspeedway.com

QUANTUM BANKRUPTCY UPDATE– I have received mail from Attorney Peter Hill pertaining to the bankruptcy.

It is a Order On Motion To Sell The Corporate Shell Of The Debtor Free And Clear of Liens and signed by Judge Arthur Briskman on September 26th 2001

Basically what it states is that the Court granted the Trustees Motion to sell the Corporate Shell of American Quantum Cycles free and clear of all liens, interests, and encumbrances. The Court also cancels all previously issued and outstanding shares of common and preferred stock.

It states that it cancels the claims of any third parties known or unknown, in and to any copyright, trademark, or service mark, relative to the name American Quantum Cycles Inc. Any and all such claims, liens or interests shall attach to the proceeds of this sale.

Bids were received in open court and the successful bidder being Axis Financial Services, LLC, and a South Carolina limited liability company for Sixty Six Thousand Dollars ($66,000.00)

The successful bidder receives 100 shares of common stock in American Quantum Cycles Inc. which shall be considered fully paid and non-assessable, the original corporate books of the debtor and copies of all the financial and other records.

The last time I was in Court on this matter Judge Briskman told the Trustee and his Attorney again that the Employees of American Quantum Cycle Inc. were the first priority in receiving monies received from action in this case. Of course that is after Court costs fro the Trustee and his Attorney so do not expect any money soon.

There are still other avenues that the Trustee and his Attorney should follow to see that the Employees eventually receive their past wages up to the point allowed by law.

I will continue to monitor this to the best of my ability and keep you informed.

–ROGUE

THE BIKERNET CODE–Imagine that your ol’lady is in great shape, she’s young, she’s a custom motorcycle painter and builder, and she rides. She’s also a helluva photographer and writer, she knows everyone in the industry and is well respected. Not only that, she grows her own herbs and vegetables, she’s a helluva cook and her pad is emaculate.

Yes, she is a member of the Bikernet Staff. She runs the bike show and submits event coverage from east coast events. Can’t believe it’s true? Here’s proof, “Here are two pics of the Softail with the tanks bolted on,”said CrazyHorse.

Need I say more?

HAMSTER REPORT–From a long distance riding Hamster and the owner of the Philtown Motel in Sturgis:I’m sure glad all turned out well after your deer hunting accident.Riding the hills out here is always a bit of a scare. It’s worst justafter sunset when they seem to be everywhere. Going to Gillette lastspring there were two big Wyoming State dump trucks and several frontend loaders picking up deer from the ditches. They must have hadseveral hundred loaded into the oversized dump trucks.

I’ve hit them with cars and have been hit by them in my car. A friendof mine had one go through the window of his pickup and it didn’t die onimpact, but continued to fight inside the cab as they tried to stop andget out. One of the occupants ended up with forty stitches.

I’ve just been to Yellowstone. Oh,what’s Hamster feed taste like?

–Guy Edwards

Like any other club in the country, the Hamsters have rules and rulers. Unfortunately, recently I fucked up and was fined a sack of Hamster food. I’m actually sorta hungry. Anybody got a spare handful of bird seed? It’s not as good, but it’ll do.–Bandit

EMPLOYEE RELATIONS– A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45AM, there’s a knock at the personnel manager’s door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she’s incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up.

The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo’s legs.

The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, “I’m sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.”

–from Wyoming Wood

NEED PARTS?–

We just took in another parts shop! Check ’em out for some great internet specials and ordering from your Custom Chrome and Chrome Specialties Catalog. They’ve just launched a new site and are adding to it daily.

ANOTHER GODDAMN DEAL–

Check out these bikes for sale in our classified section or just call Ray for more info.

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E-MAIL??schuler@cyberlink.com HUMPTY DUMPTY– sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horses and all the kings men had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

ALL RIGHT I’M IN NEED OF A SHOT OF JACK–a check for $25,000 and a naked woman. It’s been a long day. Hell, I’m leaving the country, I need the money. Okay, so I got two out of three, that ain’t bad.

Here’s a couple of tidbits. Del Mar is this weekend, don’t miss it, if you’re into classic cycles, it’s the best. Brother Randy Arron has just moved his shop Cycle Visions to 4263 Taylor Street, San Diego, CA 92110, (619) 295-7800.

Drag Bike Engineering at 1931 West Artesia, Blvd in Gardena recently hired a new manager, Mike Martin. Stop in and check him out.

I missed this one and should be fined accordingly. JR’s Engine Service on Signal Hill (562) 427-8600, put together a benefit for Jeni McGirr, a 35-year-old single mom who crashed and lost her left leg just below the knee. Well, I forgot to post something about it. It was in conjunction with the guys at Spyke, in Downey, (562) 869-9333, and I hope like hell it was a success. I’m sure if you’re up for making a donation, they’ll take care of it.

That’s it. Oh shit, I forgot to tell you I rode a V-Rod all over the point along the warm coast yesterday. I’m writing it up for Cruising Rider. It’s a shocker in some respects, but it rocks. Okay, I’m getting the Jack and turning off her computer. We need a break. Have a great weekend and remember, don’t let a goddamn thing disturb your piece of mind.–Bandit.