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August 14, 2003 Part 3

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–ANNIVERSARY PARTY, EPA REGS COULD KILL US, AND SOMETHING NEW FROM BDL

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HER BIRTHDAY–I’m so glad that this is my last damn child support payment.Month after month, year after year, those damn payments!So I called my baby girl to come over to my house,and when she got there, I said to her, “Baby girl, I want you to take thislast check over to your mothers house and tell her that this is the lastdamn check she’s ever going to get from me, and I want you tell me theexpression on her face.”

So my baby girl took the check over to her.I was so anxious to hear what the bitch had to say and what shelooked like.As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, “Now what did shehave to say?”

“She told me to tell you that you ain’t my daddy…”

–from Rev CarlR

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PROTOTYPE BDL BELT COVER–Here is a prototype of our new, to come out, board support for our 3-inch 8mm drives. It can be retro fitted to all exsisting kits and will be available on new kits as an option.

What do you think?

–Bob

BDL

PENNSYLVANIA TROOPER ARE RUNNING CAMOUFLAGE RADAR TRUCKS–Troopers using PennDOT trucks for radar camouflageState police are hiding radar in state highway work trucks in a campaign against speeding in construction work zones, according to The Associated Press.

In south-central Pennsylvania, troopers used Pennsylvania Department of Transportation vehicles to conduct Operation Chameleon/Nightcrawler. Trooper Kristal Turner-Childs told the news service the operation netted more than 175 speeding tickets in its first two days.

The news report indicated the operation began July 28 on Interstate 83, near Harrisburg, PA, using double-cab yellow pickups, dump trucks and foreman’s vehicles.

–Rogue

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DAVIE ALLEN ROCKS ON WITH–New Forum (please join):

Upcoming shows:
Thursday, August 28th
CD Release Party For “Restless In L.A.”

The Bigfoot Lodge
3172 Los Feliz Blvd.
LA, CA
(323) 662-9227

Friday, September 26th
CD Release Party #2
for “Restless In L.A.”

Knitting Factory
7021 Hollywood Blvd. LA, CA
(323) 463-0204
8:00 p.m.

BIKERNET EMISSIONS LAWS STUDY–Bandit, you’re almost on the mark. The MIC, along with Harley, support the EPA standards because it will boost their market share by hindering or eliminating the small business manufacturers and the aftermarket competition.

The MRF and NCOM have opposed the EPA regs from the start as being unnecessary and overly restrictive. The AMA, with all its manufacturing support, is waiting in the wings, and have actually opposed efforts by the MRF.

The ONE person who could resolve all of this is the President, who could easily tell the EPA to back off. I’ve been after Sputnik to contact him and see what he can do, but so far I haven’t heard any results. In my mind, bikers can easily claim to have put him in office, especially with the numbers in Florida where the election was won.

–Later, BILL

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BIKERNET MOTORCYCLE DEALER SHOW INVESTIGATION–Dealer show competition has reached sizzling heights. Years ago there was one dealer show in Cincy. It waxed and waned, then grew until it couldn’t fit in the Cinncinati facility. They moved to Indianapolis. Custom Chrome started their own show in Morgan Hill. Then Easyriders started a show devoted only to the Harley market. It’s been another Cincy success, but now the group wants to crush it. They have finally started to treat their customers with respect and alter the show to fit the needs of the changing industry. In addition Advanstar have launched an additional show in Vegas. All of these elements with crush your calendar during the same time period. Here’s a quote from Robin Bradley’s European based American Dealer mag:

However in the real world of tight budgets and lack of time, just like many firms, we have to take a hard look at how we are to embrace the show, coming as it does the weekend before the EasyridersV-Twin Expo in Cincinnati. In our case it is likely to mean that at least some if not all of our team will be away from our office in Great Britain and living out of suitcases on the road in U.S. hotels of one kind or another for some four and a half weeks, and doing so just two weeks before Daytona Bike Week. Therefore, for us, the costs of doing so will have to be absorbed by having smaller booths than we’d like. But that’s okay, I don’t mind that, if it does at least mean that we can therefore at least participate at all three dealer shows.

However, in the interest of editorial integrity I have to report that the market reaction we have received has not been favourable; there’s no way to dress it up. Advanstar have set themselves the worthy objective of booking some 200 exhibitors for Big Twin West, but I regret to have to report that at the time of going to press only two out of the 20 or so written opinions, and a further 15 or so verbal views that we have received indicate a booth booking to be had; and this informal canvas has included a wide cross section of potential candidates, including some big names whose support would normally be considered vital not just to the exhibitor critical mass of a show but also to the industry effort of getting dealers informed and motivated to visit.

Reporting this news gives me no pleasure. As I said above I intend to exhibit come what may, and hope the show is a success. I await the call I’ll be getting from certain parties when this article appears with some trepidation; but not with the shame I’d have if I was someone who would duck difficult news and fail to meet his responsibilities to report it as I find it– Robin Bradley, Publisher.

It’s too bad they all don’t move to Vegas. That would be cool for the entire industry.

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CELEBRATING 100 YEARS OF THE GREATEST MOTORCYCLE COMPANY IN THE WORLD– HARLEY-DAVIDSON? 100th ANNIVERSARY PARTY

Sunday, September 14, 2003, 9am-6pm

Frank G. Bonelli Park, San Dimas, CA

(Exit Raging Waters / Via Verde Drive off the 57 between the 10 and 210)

ERIC BURDON & THE ANIMALS (2:30); MOUNTAIN (4:30)

DAVE MASON (12:45); VANILLA FUDGE (11:00)

BRIAN AUGER’S OBLIVION EXPRESS (9:30)

2004 Harley-Davidson Motorcycles

Antique motorcycles, Classic Cars & Hot Rods

George Barris “King of Kustomizers” Display

Motorcycle Sidecar Display

Ford Harley-Davidson F-Series Rally & Exhibit. Food Fair & Beverage Bars, Premium Wine Garden And more!

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August 14, 2003 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–TATTOOS, MAKE MOTORCYCLE SAFETY HISTORY AND BIKERS ON TONIGHT SHOW

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BIKERNET HAPPY HOUR LEARNIN’–This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He’s beensitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driversteps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

“Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time,” says the truckdriver. “I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” says th! e little guy between sobs. “Ican’t do anything right. I overslept and was late to an importantmeeting,so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car wasstolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cableft, I discovered my wallet was left in the cab. At home I found my wifein bed with the gardener.

So I came to this bar and was thinking aboutputting an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damnpoison!

–from CarlR

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TONIGHT SHOW APPEARANCE SPAWNS ANOTHER ORANGE COUNTY CHOPPER THEME BIKE– Los Angeles, Calif. (August 11, 2003) ? Following a recent guest appearance on the Tonight Show, the bike building team of Paul Sr. and Paul Teutul Jr. announced plans to build a custom bike for Tonight Show host Jay Leno. While specific details are uncertain, it is agreed that the Teutuls will build Jay a bike like none other in his collection.

The building of the bike will be chronicled in an upcoming episode of the Discovery Channel series American Chopper, which airs Monday nights at 10 PM ET/PT on Discovery Channel.

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FOUNDER OF EXCELSIOR-HENDERSON MOTORCYCLES PUBLISHES BOOK ON RISE AND FALL OF DREAM COMPANY– RIDING THE AMERICAN DREAM written for entrepreneurs, students and motorcycle enthusiasts. One person?s dream may not come true, but his pursuit of that dream is filled with truths other dreamers can go to school on. That?s why Dan Hanlon?s book, tracing the rise and fall of Excelsior-Henderson Motorcycles will be a valuable guide for aspiring entrepreneurs attempting to turn a dream into a business.

RIDING THE AMERICAM DREAM, The Official Story of Excelsior-Henderson Motorcycles, published in August 2003, is the founder?s first person analysis of what worked ? and what didn?t ? in an eight-year attempt to build the only independent American motorcycle manufacturing company in over 75 years.

Hanlon writes like he talks ? direct, to the point and with an attitude. ?The book is a chronicle of the good, the bad and the ugly,? says Hanlon. ?As an independent start-up proprietary original equipment motorcycle manufacturing company, we had progressed farther than anyone else in over a half-century. But obviously, it wasn?t far enough.?

Between 1993 and 2000, Excelsior-Henderson Motorcycles acquired the rights to the legendary Excelsior and Henderson motorcycle names, completed an IPO while raising nearly $100 million in capital from investors in every state in the United States and 16 different countries, generated revenue of over $30 million by putting $18,000 heavyweight cruiser motorcycles on the road, built a national dealer network ? and filed chapter 11 bankruptcy.

Excelsior-Henderson?s business plan concentrated primarily on competing with just one other brand ? the only other independent OEM American-made motorcycle, the legendary Harley-Davidson. The two brands had competed in the early 1900s, and Hanlon believed they could do it again.

?We were using some of the same effective marketing and branding tools they were,? Hanlon states in a chapter entitled Road Warriors: How Guerillas Meet Gorillas. Harley-Davidson was the ?gorilla, with more ammunition and guns, and we had to be guerillas.? Ultimately, Harley-Davidson encouraged its independent dealers not to carry Excelsior-Henderson, a move that Hanlon maintains made it unusually difficult for them to attract and retain its dealers.

Hanlon says he hopes what he learned about teamwork, creating a company culture, public and private financing, family involvement, moving from prototype to production, working with the media and focusing on a one-day-at-a time approach to achieving milestones will help readers live their own American dream. ?A strong sense of hope, mixed with a focus on reaching specific milestones that would keep us alive to fight another day were what made us go as far as we did,? says Hanlon. ?No matter what happened, we can still dream, and the dream is not over. Dreams never die.?

The 401-page RIDING THE AMERICAN DREAM has been selected as a business textbook in the Graduate School of Business at the University of St. Thomas, in Minneapolis. It is available for purchase on the Internet at www.ridingtheamericandream.com or by calling Union Hill Press at 800-584-0886. Purchase price is $32.95, plus $4.95 for shipping and handling.

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son of liberty

SONS OF LIBERTY RIDERS E-NEWS–While we’re so busy doing charity we have failed to realize, it begins athome. There is a group that does runs to raise money for Motorcycle AccidentVictims who are hurt by no fault of their own. Check them outhttp://motorcycleaccidentvictims.org/ This is a great idea these folksstarted but is still confined to a small area. It needs to spread out, getin touch with these folks and see how you can help. Also give them a linkwhere able………they need all the publicity they can get.

MAKE MOTORCYCLE SAFETY HISTORY – NOW!…..As Members of Congress departWashington and return to the states, you have a golden opportunity to makemotorcycle safety history. Just before departing Washington, CongressmenSteve LaTourette (R-Ohio) and Pete DeFazio (D-Oregon) launched a “DearColleague” letter that urges the House to make sure that genuine motorcyclesafety is a part of any reauthorization of the Transportation Equity Act forthe 21st Century (TEA-21). This effort brings us one step closer to passinginto law the heart and soul of the joint MRF-SMRO agenda for motorcyclesafety – from further restrictions on NHTSA lobbying to a Motorcycle SafetyIncentive Grant that assists and encourages states to train riders and makemotorists aware of motorcycles. The time to call, write and visit your U.S.Representative is now! Please urge your U.S. Representative to sign theLaTourette-DeFazio Safety Letter! The actual letter and the MRF RIDERS’ALERT are posted on !the MRF website (www.mrf.org). These two Champions of Motorcyclists’ Rights& Safety need your help – and the signature of your Congressman – if we areto continue to make motorcycle safety history!

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SAFETY BELONGS, NO MATTER THE AMOUNT OF “TEA” IN THE CUP….. When you talkto your Congressman about the LaTourette-DeFazio Safety Letter, be aware:there is a complication facing the reauthorization of TEA-21, and thatcomplication is the cost of the TEA. For all of us, the preferred option isthe full reauthorization – the 6-year plan – complete with the MRF-SMROjoint safety agenda called for by Congressmen LaTourette and DeFazio. Wecan call that “a full cup of TEA.” There are, however, other optionscirculating. One option is a two-year reauthorization that puts off for afew years some of the contentious money issues. Call that a half-cup ofTEA. There’s another idea, too – a “multi-month” reauthorization thatextends the current TEA-21 (which expires in September) a few months, intoJanuary of 2004. Call that a “spot” of TEA.

BRUSH UP ON THE EPA ISSUE…..In our efforts to enhance the MRF website andhelp make it more user friendly, we have added a new section simply called,”EPA.” The new EPA section of the website (www.mrf.org/epa.php) provides acomprehensive list of links to every document on the site related to theMRF’s fight against the EPA’s proposed emissions regulations – from Leaders’Reports to position papers. This new section will make it easier foreveryone – particularly newcomers – to get a complete overview of this issuein one easy-to-use location. Teri Stobbs, MRF Director of Communications,wants to send a huge “THANK YOU!” to JD DePaolantonio of ABATE of Arizonafor his timely and valuable assistance with this new section. Look forother updates and improvements to the MRF website in the near future.

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TATTOO OF THE WEEK–Just read your piece on your tattoos. I just finished a new one, my modifiedfamily crest on my right calf. I made it a little brighter since my whiteboy skin is good for something. I can’t get a tan, but I hold inkwell. Blurry photo taken by Deb are attached. She just can’t hold that camerastill.

This took four trips to do, 5 hours a pop is about all I can stand,matey. So there’s about 20 hours in this one. It’s about 3 weeks since thelast visit, so I’m going to wait another month for it to all settle down andthen get a few things touched up. I can’t stay away from the needles too

–John Covington
Surgical Steeds

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August 14, 2003 Part 1

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–GUSSET JEANS ROAD TESTS NEW HARLEYS

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I’m still trying to wake up. For the past two days the Bikernet crew had the austere opportunity to blaze to Buelton California and ride a selection of new 2004 Harleys that will be released to the public in Milwaukee at the 100th celebration. Harley’s new moto relvolves around the next 100 years and from the looks of the line-up, they’ll continue to rock. Rubbermounted Sportsters with 150 tires and major performance upgrade are high on the list for 2004.

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Of course I wore my Diamond Gusset jeans and road tested them on the back roads of the California wine country. Not a bad jig. Let’s get to the news. I’ll touch more on the model launch later.

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Here’s the famous Buzz Buzzelli, the editor of American Rider, standing beside a 2004 883. The factory did an admirable job of maintaining the classic look of the Sportster while making significant changes. Note his comfortable stance. Both Buzz and I were sporting our Gusset jeans while on the road. Oh, by the way, we’ll run down the entire new line of Harleys in the next week or so:

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BIKERNET ENGLISH LESSON– A high school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly said, “My family went to my granddaddy’s farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate”.

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to See Rock City and I was fascinated.” The teacher said, “Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word “fascinate”.

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitat! ed because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate”, so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My cousin’s wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but hertits are so big, she can only fasten eight.”

The teacher cried.

–from Rev CarlR

37 knuck from Anders

FLATHEAD POWER KNUCKLEHEAD– H?r kommer bild 1 och en liten grej jag har skrivit om cykeln.Fredrik.

This is a genuine “Lightning” Knucklehead with a factory hot cam and factory ported heads “Y”-heads, only available to people with factory conections in -36 and -37. The motor is marked as a low compression engine, and oddly they did that on sport jobs in the late thirties, so of the initial 151 E-models built, probably not more than 30 of these was of the “Lightning” variety.

On the pictures the side stand is wrong (leg is too long) – I have found a correct one and will install that as well as the super rare early “squarish” crash bars. Apart from this the bike is 100% correct down to the motor internals, early pinion shaft, early valve covers (baby food jars), early style conrods, lightening gears etc. etc. Even the air horn is of the extremely rare 1937 only variety, as well as the handlebars (36-37 standard bars) The bike is also 100% restored, and it runs beautifully, great handling (frame and forks has been professionally straightened)and a bike that would outrun any bike of that era.

I also have an immaculate extra set of 37 “Y”-heads (the factory ported ones) a set of 36-37 rocker arms, 36-37 shafts, a complete set of the early rocker arm covers (the retrofit version for the 36-37 heads), really difficult to find. I also have an extra NOS 36-38 Pinion shaft, pushrods, standard bore 4-fin cylinderes and more. These parts will accompany the bike.

BIKERNET ENGLISH LESSON– A high school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly said, “My family went to my granddaddy’s farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate”.

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to See Rock City and I was fascinated.” The teacher said, “Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word “fascinate”.

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitat! ed because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate”, so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My cousin’s wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but hertits are so big, she can only fasten eight.”

The teacher cried.

–from Rev CarlR

Bros Club

INSURANCE FOR BUSINESS IMPACTED BY ENRON– The D&O industry has never moved so fast and furiously. New regulations, new products, coverage issues, and court rulings raise new issues, questions and concerns seemingly daily. Rumor and misperceptions are rampant. Sound, reliable information on D&O liability and coverage issues is essential. And that is precisely what United Western Insurance Brokers through the use of American International Companies’ D&O Update.The Storm Builds:

D&O Claims Set To Get Far Worse:Recent developments in the main securities class action lawsuit against Enron Corp. show D&O claims becoming nothing short of cataclysmic. Consider these recently released facts:

The lead plaintiffs counsel, Bill Lerach, has asserted he could prove damages up to $500 billion and has demanded $44 billion to settle.Banks may also face potentially catastrophic losses: Enron’s trustee and its creditors are considering suing Enron’s lenders for something approximating participation in Enron’s fraud. Recently, an 18-month investigation by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission and the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office culminated in Citigroup and J.P. Morgan Chase agreeing to pay more than $300 million to settle charges that they helped Enron Corp. cheat investors out of billions of dollars . Commentators have opined that if the allegations are true, the banks could be facing potential settlements with plaintiffs in the $10’s of billions of dollars, an outcome that would take securities class action settlements to a new and disturbing level.If the banks settle for the amounts that commentators are projecting, the settlements will likely be in excess of available insurance.

This is just the beginning. The litigation fallout from the many other corporate fraud scandals of recent years are simultaneously following this situation. Clearly, the stage is set for severity of class action securities-claims to rise to new, astronomical heights. The financial strength and market commitment of D&O insurers will be tested as never before.

Talk to United Western Insurance Brokers if you need assistance to evaluate the Public or Private D & O Coverage your company is considering. We provide Non-Profit D & O Coverage Consultations too.

–DJ (Dana) Coates
PHONE 626-397-4700

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JOIN THE CANTINA–We just launched the history of Harley-Davidson from 1903 to 1920 in Bandit’s Cantina. Keep in mind that 75 percent of Bikernet is free, but we need some coin to continue to bring you instant info, extreme techs, the best fiction in the world and wild uncramped event coverage. We save the antique and historic features for the Cantina, plus complete books, babes, rare finds and the Cantina Soap opera.

For the time being, each new member receives a signed copy of Sam “Chopper” Orwell. It’s a helluva book from Bandit himself. Besides, the offer is cheap, about $2 a month for all that Bikernet offers. In addition, if enough join, our happy hour grub improves.

–Renegade

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THE RACERS CONNECTION–Its already August and hot as “well”..you know. Get major league horsepower from your late model electronic fuel injected bike by using our Dry Nitrous Kit and our Fast FI Mixture Control. We recently got 216 HP from a stock motored “Busa” and this combo! The baseline pull was 156 HP on motor alone. That’s right, 60 HP for only $549.00! That’s an unheard of under 10 bucks per horsepower. Compare that to that to exhaust systems at around $140.00 per horsepower. Think about that one! To check it out go to our specials page at:

http://www.mpsracing.com/Pages/specials.htm Remember, you must mention the internet special to get this deal. You will get the regular price if you don’t!

Just in case you were dying to know who won the Tether Kill Switch ContestFor July, it was: Toni Ellington of New Bern, NC. Congratulations Toni! Don’t forget to enter this month at: http://www.mpsracing.com/Pages/contest.asp

We have had a great response to our new “Make It Fast” T-shirts and hats.If you haven’t already seen them they are at:http://www.mpsracing.com/products/MPS/shirts.asp

Dan Rudd
www.mpsracing.com

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BIKERNET REVIEWS NEW 2004 POLICE CRUISERS–Our brother Snake snuck into a show where new police cruisers and equipment are studied and tested. He was returned to the headquarters in the back of a San Pedro black and white, his hands bound with tie-wraps and duck-tape across his mouth. His camera was destroyed and only a shot of this test cruiser was stuck in his pocket.

We can’t get him to whisper a word about what happened.

–Rogue

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August 7, 2003 Part 3

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–NEW CYRIL HUZE CALENDAR, SEARCH WARRENT LEGISLATION AND MYRTLE BEACH ON THE WRONG SIDE OF BIKERS AGAINAu

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SONS OF LIBERTY RIDERS E-NEWS– Myrtle Beach Strikes Again:I have sent the following letter to Myrtle Beach Sun News, MB EthicsCommittee, Governor of SC and newspapers in my son’s hometown of Durham,NC.,and work place, Raleigh, NC. I would appreciate any attention or assistanceyou can advise. Sincerely, Brenda Jarmanwww.JusticeForJay.com

My son, Jay Christopher Jarman, was killed on May 17 by hit and run driveronKings Highway and 27th Avenue N. in Myrtle Beach, SC. My son lived in Durhamand worked at Biker’s Boulevard in Raleigh, NC.

Is the death of my son, Jay being treated differently because he was on amotorcycle? My son was left dying on King’s Highway as the Brandon LeeBrogan(the driver) and Mark Daniel Urban (passenger and owner of the car) spedbackto their haven in West Virginia.

I read about the terrible slaying of a young teenage girl just walking on abike path in Murrells Inlet on July 2 in the Myrtle Beach Sun News. Ifollowed the story to also note that the driver was charged immediately andincarcerated and this driver was not released on a Personal RecognizanceBondas are the defendants charged with the death of my son.

It is of great anguish & resentment that no one seems to want to believe oraddress the facts regarding the subsequent arrest and charges of “leavingthescene of an accident with death involved”. The defendants In this case cameback six days later to Myrtle Beach from out of state and turned themselvesin. They were not charged at that time nor restrained in any way. In fact,they were allowed to leave the state and return to their home in WestVirginia. The judge said that they were allowed to return home while theauthorities took time to get paper work done, the investigating officer saidthat they were allowed to return home so that they wouldn’t miss anyschool”.We were not told that they were not in custody but found out much later.

The defendants were requested to return to Myrtle Beach some fourteen daysafter the slaying of my son. They were not charged until the very morning oftheir preset Bond Hearing. A $25,000.00 surety bond was set on Brandon LeeBrogan and also on Mark Daniel Urban and they were detained in the custodyofauthorities at that time. By noon the next day their bond was reduced topersonal recognizance and once again they were allowed to leave the stateandcontinue their lives unencumbered until perhaps the fall until a trial dateis set.

I have been informed that the owner of the car, Mark Daniel Urban had noinsurance on the car. I was told by Myrtle Beach police authorities that theState of South Carolina has no concern with out-of-state vehicles regardinginsurance.

The driver of the vehicle, Brandon Lee Brogan did not have his driver’slicense taken or restricted in any way, even though I have been told by MBauthorities that a charge of “leaving the scene of an accident with deathinvolved” assumes driving under the influence. A DUI charge, even in SouthCarolina, requires immediate confiscation & suspension of one’s driver’slicense. Why does Brandon Lee Brogan still have his license? Why was the carinvolved, a 1995 Mustang, never brought back to South Carolina. Why was thecar not kept impounded? The authorities let Brogan and Urban have theirdeathmachine back to cruise through more city streets. The customized ’95 Mustangnow, basically advertises the fatal accident by offering the profile of it’sdemolished windshield where Jay’s body was catapulted into it, now held inplace with duct tape and glue. The door and side panels resemble wadded upaluminum foil that someone tried to straighten out and reuse, where Jaycollided with the car when they drove in front of him. As of June 16, theyare still driving this car around their hometown. (pictures enclosed)

I want answers.

Brenda B. Jarman
10317 Royster Road
Leland, NC 28451
(910) 371-3925
bbjarman@ec.rr.com

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Help Pass New Privacy Protection Legislation:ISSUE: Concerned about growing encroachments on ourindividual rights, cloaked in a shroud of “patriotic”governmental acts? Now there’s something that you cando about it. Congressman Steve Chabot (R-OH) has introducedlegislation to implement stringent privacy protectionsfor individuals. The legislation, the Defense of PrivacyAct (H.R. 338), requires federal agencies to assess theprivacy implications of proposed rules and regulations.

“In the past several years, privacy rights have, toooften, been an afterthought in the regulatory process,”said Chabot. “This proposal will force agencies to opentheir eyes to legitimate privacy concerns.”

Chabot’s Defense of Privacy Act would require federalagencies to take into account privacy concerns whendeveloping and implementing regulations, to prepare aprivacy impact analysis of regulations that have beenintroduced, and to ensure a periodic review of the impacton privacy by the regulations that have been instituted.(Read the full bill at thomas.loc.gov)

A hearing on the bill is currently scheduled for this week.Go to our site below to send your Congressman a FREE message,asking him or her to support H.R. 338, the “Defense ofPrivacy Act”: http://www.conservativealerts.com/072103.htm AOL GO HERE

“Sneak and Peek” search warrants:Thank (or Spank) Your Representative for their Vote on a Key PATRIOT ActProvision.Last Tuesday, Congress began its revolt against the USA PATRIOT Act bypassing an amendment that would limit the use of “sneak and peek” searchwarrants for your home. These search warrants, also called “black bag”searches, allow government agents to secretly search homes, confiscatecertain types of property and essentially bug computers without notifyingthesubject of the search that it is happening.

By voting to block the use of these searches, the House has taken animportant first step toward undoing the parts of the PATRIOT Act that invadeour freedom. It is crucial that you give feedback to your Representative onhis or her vote on this important amendment.

Click here to get information and to send a free fax to your Representative:http://www.aclu.org/NationalSecurity/NationalSecurity.cfm?ID=13196&c=24

If you need more info on this or any other subject just go to the Sons ofLiberty Riders Info Zonehttp://solrpa.com/wwwboard/ or http://www.solriders.net/

Later
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CYRIL HUZE DREAM BIKES– “Dream Bikes By Cyril Huze” is the theme of the 2004 wall calendar just published by Ronnie Sellers Productions. Ronnie Sellers Productions specializes in theme calendars & picked Cyril Huze for an all Custom Motorcycles calendar featuring 12 of his bikes. Distributed through the US & Europe, you can save a trip to your favorite bookstore by ordering it directly online from Cyril Huze at http://store.cyrilhuze.com. or call 561-392-5557. Price is $15.00. A great Christmas gift…to make your dream come true all year long.

Cyril Huze
Custom Motorcycles & Parts
Tel: 561-392-5557
Fax: 561-392-9923
Website: http://www.cyrilhuze.com
Webstore: http://store.cyrilhuze.com

BIKERNET INVESTIGATES WELFARE–A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to thecounter and says, “Hi, I just want you to know that I hate drawingwelfareand I’d really rather have a job.”

The man behind the welfare desk says, “Well, your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants achauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac supermodel daughter. You’llhave to drive around in his stretch Mercedes, but he’ll supply all of yourclothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’llalso be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. The startingsalary is $200,000 a year.”

The guy says “You’re bullshitting me”.

The welfare clerk says “Yeah, well, you started it”.

–from Rev CarlR

giveaway

Click Here To Enter The Free Giveaway!

BIKERNET PRIZE WINNERS–Most of you think the prize giveaway is bullshit, and it is. NOT!! You can win, if you enter. I may be a little late sending the prizes out sometimes, but I do get them out. Here are Bikernets latest winners.

HOWARD MATTHEWS from FRONT ROYAL, VA. He wanted a Horse shirt, and he gets it.

JOHNATHON BUSH from ASHDOWN, ARKANSAS. Request for pics of bikes will be filled with a stash of posters of bikes with half naked women. He wanted them for his son. I hope his kid is at least 16!

AARON SMITH from WYLIE, TX didn’t request a gift, but I liked his suggestion, so I’m gonna send him some stickers. His suggestion: I’D LIKE TO SEE A TECH ARTICLE ON EVADING LAW ENFORCEMENT. PERHAPS SOME TIPS ON MAKING TIGHT TURNS THROUGH CORNFIELDS, HOW TO USE EMPTY PINT BOTTLES AS MAKESHIFT SPIKE STRIPS, OR USING PASSENGERS AS HUMAN SHIELDS TO WARD OFF PESKY BULLETS.
His suggestion was that cellphones only work when a car is parked. I hear that!

Sin

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August 7, 2003 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–MIKE LICHTER EXHIBITS, MMI GROWS AND ABATE OF WISCONSIN HAS CAMP SITES

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UNIVERSAL TECHNICAL INSTITUTE BEEFS UP FACILITIES–Phoenix, Ariz. – To meet the industry’s demand for Professional service technicians, Universal Technical Institute Inc. (UTI)?one of the nations leading providers of technical education training?announced that it is investing $54.2 million to expand its facilities across the nation, including relocating corporate headquarters. To accommodate this growth, the company plans to hire 100 instructors within the next two months.

Major investments are being made at Motorcycle Mechanics Institute (MMI) in Phoenix and Motorcycle & Marine Mechanics Institute in Orlando, Fla., among others.

At the Motorcycle Mechanics Institute Phoenix campus, UTI recently completed a $3.5 million, 42,000 sq. ft. expansion, which allows the school to accommodate more student enrollments and industry training. Now totaling 102,000 sq. ft., this facility trains service technicians for the motorcycle industry. MMI is the only technical training school supported by the top five motorcycle manufacturers.

In September, 2002, the Motorcycle & Marine Mechanics Institute in Orlando, completed a three-building, $6 million expansion to bring the total campus area to 117,760 sq. ft. The expansion will enable the campus?which trains technicians for the motorcycle, marine and personal watercraft industries?to enroll up to 1,900 students by 2004.

PETRALI SCULPTURE UNVEILED–To commemorate the 100th anniversary of Harley-Davidson Motor Company and in celebration of the history of motorcycling in Daytona Beach, Mike Corbin has commissioned artist Jeffrey Decker to create a life size bronze sculpture for display downtown. The piece depicts famed motorcycle racer Joe Petrali astride the machine that set a land speed record on the sands of Daytona Brach in 1937. The piece will be on permanent display in front of the Corbin Building on Main Street in Daytona Beach.

–from Iron Works.com

abate of wisconsin

ABATE OF WISCONSIN SETS UP CAMPGROUND FOR 100TH– ABATE of WI, Washington County & Jefferson County are hosting TWO campgrounds for the H-D 100th Anniversary. They can hold aprox.1000 people at each, and the deal is first come, first served.

All information and reservation forms are available on www.abatewis.org website and the link is http://www.abatewis.org/page.php?section=100thcampIf you have other questions, try 262-306-0606.

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LOVE RIDE 19–The 2003 Love Ride, the 20th, November 9, 2003, will be a landmark event sure to exceed expectations and certain to maintain the image of the biker community as a group who cares. We’ll see you there. –ed.

Love Ride 19 is now a part of history and for all intents and purposes it was a resounding success. We had fabulous music from all our performers; we once again raised over $1 million for charity; and after four days of much needed rain the clouds parted to give us a perfect, absolutely picture perfect, day for motorcycling.

Things couldn’t have gone smoother the day of the event. But for me personally Love Ride 19 will go down as the event that almost didn’t happen.

Up until just a few days before the ride we had no insurance–a mandatory element in an event such as this. The major reason was the financial fall out from 9-11. Just about every insurance company got hammered in the wake of that tragedy, and their woes are being passed on to us. But I suspect that there was another factor at play. 2002 saw the unfortunate re-emergence of biker gang violence at a motorcycle rally–violence that received loud, nationwide publicity. The nasty old image of bikers was revived in the public consciousness–and this is something that hurts all of us.

I know for a fact that some people did not attend the Love Ride because of concerns about outlaw elements and the chance of a bad incident. This really bothers me, not only because they missed a terrific ride, but for the future of motorcycling. There is nothing much we as motorcyclists can do about international terrorists–but we can try to keep the terror element out of the biker community. No less than our freedom is at stake.

Another interesting fact on Love Ride 19 is that our average remittance per person was much lower than normal. We had a record crowd but not a record fund raising. This must be a reflection on the economy–which may also be attributed to all that went wrong with this world since 9-11.

For those of you who attended the Love Ride–I thank you. For those of you who helped organize and facilitate the Love Ride–which includes almost the entire chapter membership–I thank you especially. And those of you who chose not to attend because of concerns about violence I can only say that this is an attitude that let’s the terrorist and the bad guys win. The motorcycling community is ours and the only way to preserve it is to sustain it.

Keep riding and don’t let the bastards get you down.

I hope to see you at Love Ride 20. Believe me–it will be special.

Oliver Shokouh, Chairman
Love Ride Foundation


2003 BRAG SCHEDULE ANNOUNCED–Milwaukee, Wis. – Buell Riders Adventure Group (BRAG) is excited to announce their 2003 Adventure schedule, packed with numerous opportunities to attack twisty roads across the U.S.

The first national event will be the 2003 BRAG Northeast Curve-Carving Touring Adventure, June 7-13. The tour kicks off June 7 at Centennial Buell in Pataskala, Oh., just east of Columbus. Riders will weave through parts of Ohio, Wet Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont and New Hampshire before arriving at Big Moose Buell in Portland, Maine on June 13.

The fall event is the 2003 BRAG National Adventure; Taking on the Southwest Twisties, October 3-5. This event takes on the infamous “Devil’s Corridor,” an 89-mile stretch between Clifton and Alpine with a few thousand curves.

Additional details on the events can be found in the BRAF section of www.buell.com, or by calling 888-432-BRAG. Registration for the two national adventures starts January 21, 2003. Events are open to all Buell riders, but BRAF members receive a preferred membership rate.

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MIKE LICHTER HOSTS PHOTO EXHIBIT AT JOURNEY MUSEUM–Mike promoted and produced another exhibit in Rapid City, South Dakota, Tuesday. He signed his new book Sturgis, from Motorbooks Int. which we recently review on Bikernet.

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It’s a two-wheeled tribute, to the life and times, of the Black Hills Rally, is also a homage, to a man’s vast talents, with a camera. The hard-bound book is 10.25 by 10.25 inches and contains 168 pages, of heavy glossy stock, with a forward by Peter Fonda. Each image is handled, as if fine art, with grand white space to mat each photograph. Over a decade was dedicated to this odyssey, by Michael, to transform his art from the plentiful pages of Easyriders to an austere book devoted to Sturgis and his abilities with a Nikon Camera.

HANDMADE KNIFE MANUFACTURER MAKES “PEOPLE”–Hey gang, the July 21(?) issue of People Magazine has Snoop Dog with one of my canes. If anybody has a copy and can scan or send it to me, I’d love to have it. PO Box 869, Venice, CA 90294. (I know two of the people on this list work in libraries).

—Daniel,
Sverdlin@aol.com

american rider

AMERICAN RIDER LINK–We are working with American Rider and their staff. Watch for a new look and feel to American Rider.

BIKERNEW SUPPORTS ANTI-STD (SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES)–How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.

–Rogue

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August 7, 2003 Part 1

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAS VEGAS BIKE WEEK, NEW TRACK RECORD AND DIVIDEND FROM H-D, WOW!

digital gangster

It’s a damn nice day on the coast. Sturgis is in full swing. Jose, Crazy Horse and Frank Kaisler are on the scene in the Badlands. We’re building bikes, writing techs, sorting shots and editing fiction here in the harbor. Above our esteemed Web Master will be featured in American Rider. He’s guilty of looking too young. Let’s get to the news:

DEALS OF THE WEEK–This is hot from Departure Bike Works in Richmond, Virginia, today. A ’69 Shovel Bagger in good riding condition is available for $10,000. And a 1963 unrestored Panhead came available for $9,500. Call quick, it’s not everyday you can grab a running Harley for less than ten grand, (804-231-0244).

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HARLEY-DAVIDSON, INC. DECLARES DIVIDEND– Milwaukee, Wis., August 5, 2003 — Harley-Davidson, Inc. (NYSE: HDI) announced today that its Board of Directors approved a quarterly cash dividend of 4 cents per share, payable September 30, 2003 to shareholders of record as of September 17, 2003. The Company currently has approximately 302.6 million shares of common stock outstanding.Harley-Davidson, Inc. is the parent company for the group of companies doing business as Harley-Davidson Motor Company, Buell Motorcycle Company and Harley-Davidson Financial Services, Inc. Harley-Davidson Motor Company, the only major U.S.-based motorcycle manufacturer, produces heavyweight motorcycles and offers a complete line of motorcycle parts, accessories, apparel, and general merchandise. Buell Motorcycle Company produces sport motorcycles in addition to motorcycle parts, accessories and apparel. Harley-Davidson Financial Services, Inc. provides wholesale and retail financing and insurance programs to Harley-Davidson dealers and customers.

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THE PULLIN MYSTERY–The Sunday of the July 4th weekend, I changed the plug wires on myevo-rigid, the memorial bike for Justin. No big deal. After that I tried tostart the bike with no success. I changed the plugs and it started. I rodeit through my neighborhood and it seemed to bogg down and foul another setof plugs.

I had one last spare set of plugs and I put them in. The bikestarted on the first kick. I went about an 1/8 of a mile and came to thefirst stop light and again the bike seemed to be running on one cylinder. Imade it through the light, and it was running bad. I was about to pull offthe road when I reached down to make sure the new plug wires were seated on theplugs.

Little did I know, I was about to go on the ride of my life. All of asudden the bike takes off full throttle, wide open. I almost went off theback of the bike and then into two violent fishtails and finally a wheelie thatwould make anyone proud. When the front end touched down I went over theZ-bars and onto the pavement.

I have been riding since 1976 and it was thefirst time I had tasted the pavement and believe me it has a taste all it’sown. I had road rash, a deep thigh bruise and a bruised chest. Most ofall my pride was hurt and I didn’t want to look at the bike. I gatheredmyself out of the road, and after I checked that I wasn’t bleeding to death, Iinspected the bike. No paint damage, I couldn’t believe it! Like I said, itis the memorial bike for Justin and the paint is very special. Uponinvestigation as to why this happened, the slide on the S.U. carb stuck wideopen. I take the blame for not lubing this properly.

This happened just two weeks before the 5th Annual Run For Breath “InMemory Of Justin”, and the bike has always been a big part of the run. Thedamge consisted of dented right forward control mount, rear brakepedal, footpegs, exhaust, kicker pedal, front brake lever and speedo cableand I was going to shift to a S+S E carb, since I can never remember to oilthe S.U. Not a lot of damage considering the bike was riding me instead ofthe other way around.

The problem I faced was how to get the bike ready for the run, since Iwas in Las Vegas the week before the run??? This is where the friendship andbrotherhood part comes in. While I was in Vegas four guys I work with atH-D of Charlotte said not to worry, it would be taken care of. I stillworried! Their names are Josh, Gingles, Brad and Ashley. When I returnedfrom Vegas, I only had the exhaust left to install and set the idleon the carb! This is what riding and brotherhood is all about, helpingeach other when it’s needed. They did it because they knew how much thebike and the Run For Breath means to all riders in the community.

The day of the run the bike started on the 2nd kick and ran flawlessly. As Irode I could only think of how Justin valued friendship and loyalty and howit still exists between bikers.

–Mike Pullin

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BURMA SHAVE–Burma ShaveFor those of you who never saw the Burma Shavesigns, here is a quick lesson in our historyof the 1930s and 1940s. BeforeInterstates, when everyone drove the old2-lane roads, Burma Shave signswere posted all over the countrysidein farmers’ fields. They weresmall red signs with white letters.Five signs, about 100 feet apart,each contained 1 line of a 4-line couplet …and the obligatory 5th sign advertisingBurma Shave, a popular shaving cream.For those who remember (as I do),enjoy a little nostalgia.

–Larry

DON’T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT

DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING

BROTHER SPEEDER,
LET’S REHEARSE;
ALL TOGETHER,
GOOD MORNING NURSE

CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET’S HAVE LESS BULL
AND LOTS MORE STEER

SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED HIM TO
A WARMER HEMISPHERE

AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
IT’S A BEAUTIFUL NEW CAR
WASN’T IT?

NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU

A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN’
HE’S JUST HOPIN’

AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT ITS HARD TO PLAY

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT’S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER’S CODE

THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE’S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING

CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON W! AS FULL
AND SO WAS HE

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW

Did you know shaving cream is just fluffed up soap?Makes a great “in a pinch” spot remover!!!

–from Rev CarlR

bar joke

–from Helen and Renee’

BIKERNET HOT SPORTS COMMENTS–Here are some comments made by sports commentators that we can bet theywould like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: “This isGregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm upand it was amazing.”

2. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator: “This is really a lovely horse andI speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: “The lead car is absolutely, truly unique,except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in frontof the similar one in back.”

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my motherand father.”

–from Rev CarlR

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TONGLET TAKES SCREAMIN’ EAGLE TEAM TO NHRA PRO STOCK FINAL–Tonglet Wins Three Elimination Rounds; Hines Sets New Track Top Speed RecordMILWAUKEE, WIS. In his best performance of the season, GT Tonglet and the Screamin’ Eagle/Vance & Hines Pro Stock Bike drag-racing team defeated three tough opponents to make the final at the Sears Craftsman National Hot Rod Association Nationals at Madison, Ill., on June 29. Tonglet saved his best run for last as he posted his best time of the weekend, 7.177 seconds at 185.46 mph, but lost to Geno Scali by a mere 0.0177 seconds, or about five feet.

Tonglet was joined in Sunday’s elimination rounds by Screamin’ Eagle/Vance & Hines rider Andrew Hines. Hines qualified sixth with a run of 7.180 seconds and 191.97 mph, a new track top speed record for Pro Stock Bikes at Gateway International Raceway. Tonglet qualified 12th with a time of 7.237 seconds and 183.49 mph.

Hines was eliminated in the first round on Sunday, losing to Mike Berry after a mechanical problem caused him to miss his shift to fifth gear near the end of his run. He was leading at the time.

The next stop for the Pro Stock Bikes on the NHRA POWERade Drag Racing Series is the Mopar Mile-High Nationals, July 18-20, in Denver, Colorado.

REDNECK ENGINEERING’S NEW PREZ–Redneck Enginuity is proud to announce the appointment of Mike Marquart to the position of President and COO. Mike brings a wealth of business management and industry experience to assist Vince Doll (Founder and CEO) with all facets of operations.

Mike leaves a successful tenure as a leading field representative for Custom Chrome and previous service as National Sales Manager of Drag Specialties.

This addition helps position Redneck for its next phase of growth including a larger production facility (a bigger red barn), expansion of product and apparel offerings and increased production capacity of complete motorcycles.

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LAS VEGAS BIKEFEST GRAND PRIZE GIVEAWAYS–Las Vegas BikeFest announced that there will be two motorcycle Grand Prize giveaways at the 2003 event to be held September 11-14.

A 2003 Victory Vegas, sponsored by Victory Motorcycles and Pat Clark Motorsports with support form the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, will be won by one lucky Las Vegas BikeFest registrant. Pat Clark Motorsports, the new Victory Motorcycles dealer in Las Vegas will have the Vegas giveaway bike on display at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino where entry forms will be collected.

The second Grand Prize Giveaway is a 2003 Harley-Davidson Heritage Softail Classic sponsored by Golden Nugget Las Vegas hotel. This is the second year that Golden Nugget Las Vegas has sponsored a Las Vegas BikeFest Grand Prize giveaway.

The 3rd Annual Las Vegas BikeFest will be held over four days in the most famous 24 hour city, Las Vegas, Nevada. The event will consist of Vendor Village with 200 manufacturers and vendors, free entertainment, and activities such as the $10,000 Poker Run, and free concerts with national talent on the Fremont Street Experience Mall. Over 20,000 are expected to attend.

Registration fee is $35 prior to August 29th and includes event T-shirt, ride pin, grand prize drawing entry tickets, entrance to all activities and competitions, Welcome party and more. Registration forms and vendor applications are available on the web site.

Information is available at www.lasvegasbikefest.com or call toll-free 866-BIKEFEST or 702-450-3337 or email info@lasvegasbikefest.com.

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August 7, 2003 Part 4

BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–SADDAM MISSED THE TRUTH, HOW TO DRIVE IN DALLAS AND BIKE THIEVES BUSTED IN STURGIS

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Sportster/Buell Engine Hop-Up Guide–
From four-speed Evos to five-speed Buells, this book is the Bible forSportster performance. Whether your intent is to improve the existingfactory parts or install something from the aftermarket, author KipWoodring explains not just which parts to buy, but why. Fourteenchapters cover: History, Planning, Exhaust, Induction, Ignition, Chargingand Starting, Gearing, Valvetrain, Cams, Heads, Cylinders and Pistons,Flywheels, Oil, Transmissions and Clutches.

Not just another hop-up manual, the Sportster/Buell Engine Hop Up Guideincludes an in-depth analysis of important topics left out of other books.Issues like oil and oil friction, combustion-chamber design, camshafttrade-offs, valvegear weight and much more.

Well illustrated, this new Sportster/Buell book from Wolfgang Publicationsincludes over 200 illustrations (50% in color) on 144 pages for $24.95 +5.50 S+H (US). Order by mail at:
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FAMILY CHARGED IN BIKE THEFTS–By Heidi Bell Gease, Journal Staff WriterRAPID CITY ? A Pennsylvania couple and their 24-year-old son have been charged with felony grand theft in connection with three motorcycles stolen from the Sturgis motorcycle rally.

Good timing and quick response from people at Black Hills Harley-Davidson at Rapid City Monday led police to arrest David L. and Linda R. Gebert and their son, Justin Gebert, all of Sarver, Pa. Police also recovered three stolen Harley-Davidson motorcycles valued at a total of $81,000.

According to court documents, a Minnesota man parked his $26,000 Harley-Davidson Road King motorcycle at the Rapid City Harley dealership Monday afternoon and went to buy T-shirts. When he returned, the bike was gone. The owner said he looked up to see David Gebert riding his motorcycle toward a parking lot exit, and reportedly shouted to security guards at the exit to stop the bike.

Gebert later told police the whole thing had been a misunderstanding. He said a “short, fat guy” had asked him to move the motorcycle, and that it was running when he got on it.

However, investigators found chips and scratch marks on the motorcycle that indicated the lock had been broken with channel lock pliers. Pliers were later found in the Geberts’ possession, along with two-way radios.

David Gebert, 56, and Linda Gebert, 55, were each carrying a loaded .380 pistol, and police said a loaded .22 caliber pistol with a silencer device on it was found in the couple’s 2001 Harley-Davidson Ultra Classic motorcycle. Police also found a lock-pick kit in David Gebert’s sock.

According to police reports, Linda Gebert was carrying a key to a motor home parked at Deerview Campground near Sturgis.

When police searched the motor home, they found the key to a trailer containing two Harley-Davidson motorcycles that had been reported stolen from Sturgis on Friday and Monday.

Police said Linda Gebert was also carrying a cell phone labeled with the name of a Wisconsin woman who had reported her motorcycle stolen from Sturgis on Monday. The cell phone was stolen with the motorcycle.

The cycles recovered from the Geberts’ trailer included a 2003 Harley-Davidson Fat Boy worth $30,000 and a 2003 Harley-Davidson Heritage Classic valued at $25,000.

Justin Gebert arrived while police were searching the campsite.

Investigators later determined that his motorcycle included a front-end assembly that was reported stolen from Daytona Beach during Biketoberfest 2001. Justin Gebert was charged in Meade County on Tuesday with three counts of grand theft by possessing or receiving stolen property.

David and Linda Gebert made their initial court appearances in 7th Circuit Court in Rapid City on Tuesday as well.

David Gebert is charged with grand theft, committing a felony while in possession of a firearm, and misdemeanor charges of carrying a pistol without a license and carrying a firearm on a motorcycle. Linda Gebert was charged with grand theft and a misdemeanor charge of carrying a pistol without a license.

Grand theft carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine, and committing a felony with a firearm is punishable by 25 years in prison and a $25,000 fine upon conviction.

Investigators seized a Ford motor home and a Haulmark trailer, along with the elder Geberts’ motorcycle.

Officials said the investigation is ongoing, and additional charges may be pending.

The Motorcycle Theft Task Force is in charge of the investigation with help from the Sturgis Police Department and Meade County Sheriff’s Office.

The task force, which has worked at the Sturgis rally for several years, is a team of special investigators trained and experienced in dealing with stolen-motorcycle cases.

The team is headed by Sgt. Bob Kenney of the Connecticut State Police, who is considered an international expert in Harley-Davidson motorcycle identification and vehicle-theft investigation.

Contact Heidi Bell Gease at 394-8419 or heidi.bell@rapidcityjournal.com

–from Rogue

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HOW TO DRIVE IN DALLAS, BEWARE–

First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is DAL-LUS, or DAA-LIS depending on if you live inside or outside LBJ Freeway. Next, if your Mapsco is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy a new one. If you are in Denton County and your Mapsco is one day old, then it is already obsolete.

Forget the traffic rules you learned in Driver’s Ed or elsewhere. Dallas has its own version of traffic rules… “Hold on and pray”. There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Dallas. We all drive like that. We have to do that everyday to get to work on time.

All directions start with, “Get on Beltline Road”…which has no beginning and no end. (It REALLY DOESN’T!!!) The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10 AM. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7 PM. Friday’s rush hour starts Thursday morning. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line at a red light, count to five when the light turns green before going, to avoid crashing into all of the drivers running the red light in the cross-traffic lane.

Construction on Central Expressway is a way of life for us in the Metroplex and a permanent form of entertainment. We have had sooo much fun over the last 35 years with that little project that we have added the President George Bush Freeway and the High Five Interchange to the mix. All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase, “Oh, we’ve gone too far, and we’re in Fort Worth!” If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect. Car horns are actually “Road Rage” indicators, and remember, it’s legal to be armed in Texas.

All old ladies with blue hair in Mercedes have the right of way. Period. And remember, it’s legal to be armed in Texas. Inwood Road, Plano Road, NW Highway, East Grand, Garland Road, Marsh Lane, Josey Lane, 15th Street, Preston Road… all mysteriously change names as you cross intersections(these are only a FEW examples). The perfect example is what is MOSTLY known as Plano Road. On the south end, it is known as Lake Highlands Drive. Cross Northwest Highway, and it becomes Plano Road, go about 8 miles more, and it is briefly Greenville Ave, Ave K, and Highway 5. It finally ends in Sherman.

If asking directions in Irving or Southeast Dallas, you must have knowledge of Spanish. If in central Richardson or on Harry Hines, Mandarin Chinese will be your best bet. If you are in Arlington, you had better know some Vietnamese. If you stop to ask directions on Gaston or Live Oak, you better be armed (and remember, it’s legal to be armed in Texas). A trip across town (east to west) will take a minimum of four hours, although many north/south freeways have unposted minimum speeds of 75. The minimum acceptable speed on the Dallas North Toll Road is 85. Anything less is considered downright sissy. The wrought iron on house windows near Oak Cliff and Fair Park is not ornamental!!

It is possible to be driving WEST in the NORTH-bound lane of EAST NORTHWEST Highway. Don’t let this confuse you. The North Dallas Tollway is our daily version of NASCAR. It also ends in Sherman. LBJ Freeway is called “The Death Trap” for two very good reasons: “death” and “trap.”

If it’s 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be the very next weekend. If it’s 10 degrees and sleeting/snowing, the Fort Worth Stock Show is going on. If it has rained 6 inches in the last hour, and it is springtime, the Byron Nelson Golf Classic is in the second round. If it is autumn, then the State Fair is in full swing. Can’t you just smell those Corny Dogs and Turkey Legs? If you go to the Fair, splurge and pay the $8.00 to park INSIDE Fair Park. Parking elsewhere could cost up to $2500 for damages, towing fees, parking tickets, etc. If some guy with a flag tries to get you to park in his yard, run over him. Any amusement parks, stadiums, arenas, race tracks, airports, etc., are conveniently located as far away from EVERYTHING as possible so as to allow for ample parking on grassy areas.

Final Warning: Don’t Mess With Texas Drivers.It’s legal to be armed in Texas.

–from Rev CarlR

ML just married

Photo from Michael Lichter’s book “Sturgis”.

THE SILENT TREATMENT–A man and his wife were having some problems at home and weregiving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realizedthat he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morningbusiness flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break thesilence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake meat 5:00 AM.”

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and seewhy his wife hadn’t awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

–from Rev CarlR

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–from Dr. Hamster

THE EAGLE IS FLYING FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE– Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages… The following verse is from the Quran, (the Islamic Bible)Quran ( 9:11) — For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken afearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands ofAllah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still morerejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and therewas peace.

(Note the verse number!!!!!)

–from Redhorse

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THAT’S ALL FOLKS–I received a call today from a pal across town. He needs welding, so were loading the truck with the Bikernet Millermatic MIG machine and heading out after launching the news.

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Above are shots of James Famighetti’s seat pan handy work on the Shrunken FXR and the bike after we installed the Hot Match, weld-on kickstand from CCI. At last, it’s on its on feet.

I wish I knew what I was doing, but I don’t. Should be in Sturgis or heading to Milwaukee. Instead I’ll sharpen my knife on a rock and have a drink of Tullamore Dew, thanks to Rigid Frame Richard.

Ride Forever,
Bandit

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July 31, 2003 Part 3

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–RUNS, NEW PAINT AND COPS GONE BAD

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GOING TO STURGIS?–Don’t forget to check out the freshly decorated Sturgis Motorcycle Museum. Wink at Pepper, the babe working there, new motorcycles on display, Pepper, the Randy Simpson tribute featuring Bandit’s Dicey Knucklehead and pick up a free Bikernet sticker at the counter.

Don’t miss it.

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RUN FOR BREATH RECEIVES AWARD– The 5th Annual Run For Breath “In Memory of Justin Pullin” was held Sunday, July 27. We had 84 entries in the bike show and all were top quality bikes. The best of show award went to Christian Gordon who entered his rigid frame Sportster.

At the end of the day we had raised $7,000.00 for the American Lung Association’s Camp Air Care for kids who have asthma.

Mike Pullin, the founder, and the lovely Meanest were awarded the American Lung Association’s Top Sponsor and Contributor award.

Mike and Meanest have ordered Bandit to create another metal sculpture, Best of Show award for next year. Stay tuned.

jose

BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–FROM STURGIS–You thought I was going to miss this week…NOT !As you might know we are in Sturgis and I’m going to try cover some kind of play by play. Last night we stopped to say hi to our friends at Klock Works and visit the Kongo Club, then we headed into the Black Hills. Before I forget, I had a chance to see one of the coolest chops I’ve seen in a while. It will be featured soon, just hang on.

As you know we drove from Florida, there I had a chance to check out the new Discovery bike from Choppers Inc. It’s wicked! I will post some photos in the future of all this amazing bikes, soon, very soon.

The weather is cooperating, warm, verging into hot days with cool nights. The cops are not out, yet, and it’s fairly quiet. Chaos awaits.I rode my new chop for 200 miles or so. The only problem was a cracked top motor mount and the left grip loosening. Other than that, it was cherry.

The guys from Hawaii called, and they are ok, someplace in Wyoming and will show up tomorrow.

Crazy Horse is on her way. I guess all our friends are making way to get here. The real action won’t get rolling ’till Monday or so.Oh well, enough ranting (drove 38 hours straight). I’ll keep this report going daily in Your Shot.

later,
–Jose Caribbean/ Sturgis Bikernet reporter

ALL ABOUT COPS–by Jim Smith. In 1994, a study was conducted by the Arlington, Texas policedepartment in conjunction with the Southwestern Law Enforcement Institute of theSouthwest Legal Foundation.

This study surveyed 123 police departments nationwide and found,among other things, that only 19 percent of departments have a policy of firingofficers who are repeatedly domestically violent, and the majority of suchcases are handled within the department, instead of being referred to theDA’s office.

This is called obstruction of justice, in case you were wondering. Or it would be anyway, except that if the police choose not toarrest themselves, who is going to get them in court?

Many police officers in urban areas have said that their mainobjective is to get through the day alive. They do work that is despised by a great many people willing tokill them on sight, and they just want to get home to their families. This gives all police officers common ground, so they band togetherto cover each other’s backs. It also sets up an “us vs. them” mentality and encourages officersto look the other way when they see one of their own breaking the law.

What this yields is a gang, and I’m not saying that simply foremotional impact or to be clever. There is a vast network of people statistically prone to violence,armed to the teeth, wearing their gang’s colors to make themselves instantlyvisually identifiable, ready to handle any and all situations with bruteforce on a moment’s notice, all covering each other’s misconduct so they can ensure their ownand each other’s safety. This is a gang by any definition.

Jim Smith is a columnist for The Summer Barometer. The opinions inhis columns do not necessarily represent those of The Barometer staff.Smith can be reached at baro.forum@s…

–from Rogue

COPS GONE BAD–http://www.bikernews.net/cgb.cfm— In BikersforFirstAmendmentRights@yahoogroups.com, “hdw_2003” wrote:

What is so hard to fathom about this? The police, sheriffs dept, State police, FBI, ATF and all in the same category, are thelargest of street gangs in this country. They are indeed subsidized by the government and in many cases, have more fire power that they should have.

I MAY NOT be correct on this and still crunching numbers butat this point in time, the police have more criminals in their uniform wearing gang than any MC. Yes, so far the numbers are pointing in that direction. On an average week, 70 officer gang members are arrested for criminal activities. IT is extremely hard to tell what numbers are actually involved since they do take care of their own and only prosecute when caught by John Q Public! Now now, I know a lot of you are rolling your eyes at this but all you need do is goto this web site. Look under the Cops Gone Bad link. The proof is inthe pudding.

— In BikersforFirstAmendmentRights@yahoogroups.com, “FastFred”

–from Rogue

BUCKSHOT LIVES AND WILL REPORT SHORTLY– Here I is! Been busy as a cat coverin’ shit lately. Got to meet and partywith the old rock legends Canned Heat last Sunday.Nice bunch of fellers.

Have a shoot set up for the 14th to do an install andevaluate article on the Bassani Pro Street pipes and the Doherty Power Packair filter Terry at T-Press. H-D of Fresno is handling the install and dyno test. Gonna wake up my newSoftail fer sure!

Guess I inherited my wife’s bestest buddy, Suuze. She’s agreat gal, and we’ve been doin’ a lot of riding. I’m gettin’ the ol’ Pan outagain shortly. Got to keep you and HORSE supplied with verbal fertilizer.

–Ride safe,
–Buckshot

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PAINT JOB OF THE WEEK FROM CRAZYHORSE–This week’s paint job is still in process. It doesn’t have anyclearcoat on it yet, but no matter. I’m all packed for Sturgis, andthis morning I hit the road. Jose is already there. He’ll be partyingup a storm with Billy Lane and Indian Larry, and I’ll still be on theroad. The lowly life of a painter.

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Anyhow, these parts belong to Ed Sherrer of Virginia. He wanted hisflames to look like they were on fire. Can’t wait to see these withclearcoat.

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Here’s a first peek at a hardtail whose tank was featured a few weeksback. Jim has the bike together and will ride it around Sturgis.It cranked right up, first touch of the key. I might need to sneak offwith that key when he’s napping.

Everyone who is heading for Sturgis, have a safe trip. Don’t speedout there. I’ve heard evil stories about thorough searchesand confiscated bikes. I’m outta here.

—Crazy Horse

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LARRY LOTT MEMORIAL RUN–If you’re a Dago rider don’t miss the Julian Area run, Sunday, August 10, 11:00 a.m. It kicks off at Cycle Vision’s, owned by Randy Aron, 4263 Taylor Street, Old Town, (619) 295-7800.

The put will end at Pine Hills Lodge, 2960 La Posada Way, Julian. Ride like the San Diego cops are on your tail.

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THAT’S IT–The road has called half the bikers in the country. It’s not the event, but the ride is the experience that lasts a lifetime. Every goddamn mile is an adventure, a roll of the dice, or an adrenline rush. Just make sure you survive to ride again.

Bikernet grew 64 percent in the last 11 months. We’re passing 60,000 unique users a month, and we’re having a blast. Like riding, everyday is a creative adventure or an opportunity to share new information with riders all over the world. Don’t hesitate to let us know what you need. The “It’s Your Shot” letters are answered daily.

Ride Forever,
–Bandit

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July 31, 2003 Part 2

BIKERNET NEWS ALERT–REGISTRATION OPENS FOR BEACH RIDE

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VIRUS ALERT–If you receive an email titled: “It Takes Guts to SayJesus”DO NOT OPEN IT. It will erase everything on your harddrive..This information was announced yesterday morning fromIBM; AOL states that this is a very dangerous virus,much worse than”Melissa,” and that there is NO Remedy for it at thistime.

Joyce L. Bober
IBM Information Systems
Pittsburgh Mailing Systems
412 – 922-8744

–from Rev CarlR

POLICE DEPT. ANSWERING MACHINE!!–Hello, you have reached the Police Dept’s Voice Mail. Pay closeattentionaswe have to update the choices often as new and usual circumstances arrive.Please select one of the following options:

To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem that youcreatedyourself, press 1.

To inquire as to whether someone has to die before we’ll do something about a problem, press 2.

To report an officer for bad manners, when in reality the officer is tryingto keep your neighborhood safe, press 3.

If you would like us to raise your children, press 4

If you would like us to take control of your life due to your chemicaldependency or alcohol, press 5

If you would like us to instantly restore order to a situation thattookyears to deteriorate, press 6.

To provide a list of officers you personally know so we will not takeenforcement action against you, press 7.

To sue us, or tell us you pay our salary and you’ll have our badge, ortoproclaim our career is over, press 8.

To whine about a ticket and/or complain about the many other uses forpolicerather than keeping your dumb ass in line, press 9.

To whine about speed traps when there is no such thing, press 10.

Please note your call may be monitored to assure proper customer supportand remember…..we’re here to save your ass, NOT kiss it! Thanks forcalling your local police dept. and have a nice day.

–from Bob T.

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MARRIAGE ALERT– Tiny SFVHA and Chopper Girl were married in Vegas on July 9th. I just finished this sign for their front porch…Thought you would get a kick out of it…

–Later Boyz, Big Dave

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ROSE CITY THUNDER–We are putting on the Rose City Thunder Event here in Portland, I wanted to make sure you had all the information about the event…it’s www.rosecitythunder.com

–geo george [georgeduz@yahoo.com]

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KIRDISTAN REPORT–I have been living in kirdistan, inIrbil, Iraq. It’s between Mosul and Turkuk. The Kirds love usand their new found freedom. I’ve only seen one H-D. It’s beenfive long months. They ride cheap mz and someJawas.

Spc. George

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REGISTRATION OPENS FOR 11TH ANNUAL BEACH RIDE– Proceeds from annual motorcycle ride to the Queen Mary Events Park To benefit Exceptional Children?s Foundation (ECF).

July 21, 2003, Registration began today for motorcycle riders and enthusiasts to take part inThe 11th Annual Beach Ride benefiting the developmentally disabled community served by theExceptional Children?s Foundation (ECF). On Sunday, September 7th 2003, riderswill begin the ride from various locations throughout central and southern California andconverge at the Queen Mary Events Park in Long Beach for a day of food, festivities, and entertainment. There is online registration through September 5. Click HYPERLINK “http://www.beachride.com” www.beachride.com and click ?online registration.?

Star of the hit TV show Dallas, Larry Hagman will once again serve as the GrandMarshal for this year’s event. Hagman played the famous character J.R. Ewing on the long-time hit drama. Beach Ride will also feature performances by Bad Company former lead singer Brian Howe, and Black Oak Arkansas. In addition to musical performances, festivities at the Queen Mary Event Park will also include a Mr. and Ms. Beach Ride competition, food, vendors, a tattoo contest, and bike show.

The entrance fee to participate in the Beach Ride is $30 at the starting points and $35 at the gates to the Queen Mary Events Park. There are starting points in Canoga Park (Micah McCloskey’s Custom Cycles), Marina Del Rey (Bartels Harley-Davidson/Buell), Glendale (Harley-Davidson/Buell of Glendale), Ventura (The Shop), Ojai (Deer Lodge), Harbor City (California Harley-Davidson/Buell), Oceanside (Harley’s House of Harleys and Kennedy’s Custom Cycles), Lancaster (Harley-Davidson of Lancaster), Westminster (Harley-Davidson of Westminster), and Malibu (Pier View Restaurant). Registration begins at the Queen Mary Events Park at 9:30 am.

Visit HYPERLINK “http://www.beachride.com” www.beachride.com or call 1-800-696-3727 to check on registration times at the starting points, and get more details on vendors, pledge program, and online registration.

Founded in 1946, the Exceptional Children?s Foundation (ECF) is one of the oldest and largest charities in California serving children and adults with developmental disabilities and acquired brain injuries. ECF provides a continuum of programs and services including Early Start, developmental activity, residential, work training, supported employment, and recreation to nearly 2,000 people with mental retardation, autism, epilepsy, cerebral palsy, and other related cognitive disorders each year.

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July 31, 2003 Part 1

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TOUR AFRICA AND BIKERNET MEDICAL STAFF CURES SPIDER BITE. WHAT COULD BE BETTER?

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It’s Thursday and half the world is on the way to Sturgis. Jose is reporting from the Badlands already, from his Caribbean Custom Cycles Mansion. The Hawaiin Choppers only contingent flew into LA the day before yesterday, grabbed their bikes and jammed. They’re already in Wyoming.

Bikernet staff is in the doldrums watching all the hordes of riders hit the road, but we’re still cranking out the action. This week we’ll cover the Strokers Dallas building handmade pipes for the 1928 Shovelhead, road testing jeans and a new King Oil Cooler, Hollister will fly, The Ventura Antique swapmeet is being edited, there are two new techs up from Custom Cycle Engineering. And I need a cup of coffee–let’s get to the news:

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NEW CLUB SEARCHING FOR BIKES–What’s up my name is terrell and I just started my own bike clubwith my brother anda couple of close friends, the only problem is we have 14 bikes and 22members and were having trouble findingbikes that are worth buying.If you can help me out, then I would be very thankful(on a side note were looking for 750, 900, 1000 and 1100 cc units).

— Terrell Beverly.
TerrellBeverly@yahoo.com

THE EDGE ALERT–It has been a while. The Smoke Out was a huge success this year. Everything planned happened ? and on time. It is way easier to plan being in the same place as the year before. We had over four thousand people on Friday and over six thousand through the gate on Saturday. More importantly the thing was just fun at every level. I got about three hundred e-mails from people saying they had a good time with only two complaints. I?ll take that any day.

I am still cleaning up some stuff from the last one and already planning the next one, which is a lot more pleasant with everyone is in a good mood. Next year you (and Layla) have to be there though. You were definitely missed.

The Run for Breath was this weekend and your trophy totally kicked ass. I saw your write up of the construction on Bikernet and it even kicks more ass in person. Anyway, I just wanted to drop and line and stay in touch since it has been a while.

–Edge

RANDY

Randy Smith, the late founder of Custom Cycle Engineering. We miss him.

CHECK THE CUSTOM CYCLE ENGINEERING TECHS ON BIKERNET–In the last couple of days we posted the lengths of various stock fork tubes. The info was supplied by the builders of stock and extented tubes for all Harleys–Custom Cycle Engineering. This will help builders trying to figure out what length to buy.

Second, they feel strongly about raked triple trees and we posted their feeling in a second tech. It’s worth checking out. It also shows you how to check your rake and trail.

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ERATIONAL CRIME NEWS–Employees of the Durham, North Carolina, Federal Savings Bank became alarmed when they saw a man in sweatshirt with the hood pulled tightly around his face pounding loudly on the front door. Was the door locked? Nope. The man was trying to push the door open, not seeing the PULL sign on the front door. The unidentified man was linked to another attempted robbery in Durham, with the same MO. The robber had failed at that attempt also when he attempted to push open a pull door.

A woman walked into a Durham, North Carolina bank and tried to cash a check. The problem was that the check was not made out to her or any other person. It was made out to the Tension Envelope Company, and the woman claimed to be Mrs. Tension Envelope. The teller quickly called the police and the woman was arrested.

A similar check-cashing attempt occurred years earlier when a man handed a clerk a company check and claimed to be Mr. Roadway V. Express.

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BIKE TOURS IN AFRICA–Hi There , I thought you may be interested in the various tours that we operate in the Western Cape region of South AfricaThey are very different from the norm and most riders from novices to the well experienced enjoy the rides immensely as trails are quite unique and tailor made for exploration ,skills improvement ,team building and priced as excellent value for money. In addition, we can organise trips to areas less travelled in the name of Adventure Tourism.

Please therefore look at the web site and contact us for more info ; maybe you could post a link for us

Regards
Brian Pickering

Brian Pickering
Nature Discovery Tours
P O Box 611 Stellenbosch 7599
Tel Fax 27 21 8591989
South Africa
mobile 27 21 83 461 4567
motorcycles@iafrica.comwww.bywaystours.co.za/bikes

BIKERNET EDUCATIONAL DEPARTMENT–A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colorand flavor. The children began to say:

Red…………cherry,”
Yellow………lemon,”
Green……….lime,”
Orange……….orange.”

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

Well,” he said “I’ll give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: “Oh My God!!!! They’re assholes!”

–from Chris T.

BIKERNET DISCOVERS CURE TO RECLUSE SPIDER BITES–Check out this site. May come in handy one day. It was a similar Native American Formula that removed the Brown Recluse spider stinger from me. I had something on my finger that at first appeared as a blister then it turned into a seed type of thing. I started using Miracle 2 on it and finally got rid of it. I didn’t use it long enough the first time and it came back. It appears to be totally gone now. The M2 daily applications, three times a day finally brought it all out.

It was like a tumor.

http://www.healingformula.net/testimonials.htm

–Kit

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–old shot from Bob T.

A BIKERNET RELIGIOUS MOMENT–On the first day God created the cow. God said, “You must go to fields with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years.”

The cow said, “That’s a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I’ll give back the other forty.”

And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog.

God said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years.”

The dog said, “That’s too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I’ll give back the other ten.”

So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey.

God said, “Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I’ll give you a twenty year life span.”

Monkey said, “How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don’t think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that’s what I’ll do too, okay?”

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man.

God said, “Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I’ll give you twenty years.”

Man said, “What? Only twenty years? No way, man. Tell you what, I’ll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?”

“Okay,” said God. “You’ve got a deal.”

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

Life has now been explained.

–Redhorse

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