
Jon Juniman Reports on Orwell And More
I read “Orwell” and dug it – it was a lot of fun. It would probably make a great movie! “Tuesday’s Barmaid” was also great, just as you said. I hope you can use the road stories I sent…
We’ll be publishing three of Jon’s road stories over the next few months.

Drag Racing Correspondent Reports
So we’re bombing the Taliban – let’s hope we get ’em.
I’ve updated my homepage yet again as the report comes in from AHDRA in North Carolina.? Just lettin’ ya know, see ya in Vegas.
Bombs away!
–Helen
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
when it died of electric shock

Jesse James On The New V-Rod
I SAW WILLIE-G AT STURGIS & HE ASKED ME WHAT I THOUGHT OF THE V-ROD…I TOLD HIM IT’D LOOK COOL WITH SOME APES & A TWENTY-ONE!!….HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE “OK, WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SAY.” I TOLD HIM “NO, I’M SERIOUS!” HE WALKED AWAY….I WASN’T SERIOUS.
I am serious. Those bars have got to go for a new set of apes.–Bandit
CrazyHorse Responds To Bikernet News Feature Yeah, I read the news. I told Jim and he walked off in the direction of the garage laughing “Immaculate?” So today I started cleaning the house. Actually I had to clean the big room downstairs before I put the plants in it. I told Jim I was gonna clean the fridge tomorrow.
He said talk is cheap.
That paragraph in the News really made my day. Thank you. I needed the boost. It was a strange summer.
Biketoberfest is coming on like a steam engine. The Softail gets rolled out tomorrow and cranked to life ( hopefully). I’ll get some good pictures of it.
Too bad we have to sell it. It’s a pretty bike. But an evil hardtail waits in the shadows for a motor and tranny. So what’s this about you leaving the country for adventures? Taking off on a sailboat? I always wanted to do that. I love the water. The motion puts me right to sleep.
–JoAnn
Bikernet Bike Show Manager
Crazyhorse@bikernet.com
Check their new project Softail in the News for this week.
Cyril Huze Project Update
I contacted the guy who bought the chassis, but he is not done yet with the bike. No picture.
One other guy followed the story on your site and is building an exact replica. I guided him through with e-mail because he is buying my accessories. What he is doing is top. He will send pictures.
So, sooner or later I will get pics of these bikes.
As I told you, I am working on a rigid called America. When finished?(mid-December), I can begin to send you the full story, step by step.
–Cyril
Cyril Huze Custom
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Osama Bin Laden News “Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.”
–Mrs. 5-Ball
Shop Customer Reports
DAYTONA BEACH
“I bought a bike at Daytona H-D. Cool place, great people. Paid $2,500 over MSRP, I got what I wanted. In the 12 years of buying Harleys, I never had a better experience. Recommend them to anyone. KK 5/01
We’ve received a number of these reports from the East Coast. I’m in the process of checking them out, before we print anymore.
News is comin’ out fast– but we need to take the time to have a beer and ride. We have brothers and sisters who are going to fight for our freedoms, so give them respect when you have the opportunity.
Life is wild, ain’t it? Make the best of every goddamn day. Ride Forever, Bandit.