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BIKERNET PRODUCT OF THE WEEK– Hello, my name is Alec R. McCallister my company is 2 ARM CYCLE WORKS,LLC. I have a new product I would like to show you for a possible review on Bikernet.com. Where do I need to send it and to who’s attention, could you also please include any other information I may need . Our product is called CORS short for Contaminated Oil Removal System. Here is how it works. it allow you to remove 99.9% of the left in the engine after you change your oil.
There can be as much as 24 oz of oil left in the Evo’s and as 16 oz in the Twin Cam. It mounts where the oil filter mounts there are no pre installation kit need and it can be used everytime you change your oil. Here is my web site for your to look at there are some good customer product reviews there and more infromation there for you to look at The best part is this is made in the USA as are all of our parts . Thank you for all of your help. Please reply to this email address: –Alec THE BIKERNET TOWEL– An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, his wife never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: “Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on the desired event.” They go home and follow the rabbi’s advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn’t help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. “Okay”, he says to the husband, “let’s try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.” Once again, they follow the rabbi’s advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets going with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, “You see, you young schmuck? THAT’S how you wave a towel.” –from Rik Savenko BIKERNET NEWS REVIEW– I just reread your opening statement, and it just came to me. We who are living in New York, Detroit, Miami, Wilmington and Benton City are all brainwashed to the idea . . ” It’s okay for those numbers cause we live in those jurisdictions and EXPECT and VILIFY those killings cause yer just taking yer chances for living here”! Switch it to the Govt. telling ya where ya have to go and who to kill is a entirely different matter . . That makes it, “OUR PROBLEM ” AND WE DONT WANT TO TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF SENDING PEOPLE TO DIE! Get killed in the crosswalk and its “Sorry Bastard.” Get killed in the CROSSHAIRS and it just one more to add to the count . Fuck it I’m crackin a bottle of Jack . . wanna shot? –MOthergoose HARLEY OWNERS GROUP ANNOUNCES 2007 NATIONAL RALLIES– MILWAUKEE (November 3, 2006) – With so much land to explore and so many roads to ride, enthusiasts can join in on one of the 2007 Harley Owners Group (H.O.G.) national rallies and let their Harley-Davidson motorcycles show them the way. H.O.G. announces five national rallies that will offer miles of memorable riding experiences across the United States and the unique camaraderie familiar to Harley-Davidson riders. The year starts off riding high in the Rocky Mountains with Ridin’ the Rockies, June 25-28, 2007 – a high-altitude tour through Colorado’s Rocky Mountains. H.O.G. members will experience scenic beauty and unlimited riding excitement from Fort Collins to Breckenridge, Colo. Registration opens January 31, 2007, and has a capacity of 1,000 riders. The next adventure is the Posse Ride: Great American Adventure, July 13-30, 2007. This 800-person posse of hard-core riders will blaze a trail across America. The adventure begins in Wilmington, Del., and winds its way across the country, ending in Portland, Ore. Registration for this epic adventure begins February 28, 2007. Riders will experience true southern hospitality as Club H.O.G. Down Home: 24th Annual Rally rolls into Knoxville, Tenn., August 24-25, 2007, with the Great Smoky Mountains as a scenic backdrop. This event will offer many exciting motorcycle-related activities. Pre-registration begins April 4, 2007. Capacity for this rally is unlimited. The Adirondack Rendezvous, September 3-6, 2007, offers a mind-clearing trek through the mountains of upstate New York. Enthusiasts can roll through spectacular scenery and adventurous roads aboard their Harley-Davidson motorcycles. Registration opens April 18, 2007, and is limited to 600 people. Wrapping up the 2007 H.O.G. rally season is the High Octane Tour, September 22-26, 2007. Taking two wheels from Chattanooga, Tenn., to Charlotte, N.C., motorcyclists will discover the evolution of four-wheeled racing in America. From the bootleggers of the 1930s to the world of NASCAR, riders will learn about the legends and ride where they drove. Registration opens May 2, 2007, and has a capacity of 1,000 participants. More details on the events will be released in the coming months. For additional information, H.O.G. members can visit RURAL VIRGINIA SHERIFF AND HIS EMPLOYEES CHARGED IN DRUG CASE– ROANOKE, Va. — The sheriff in a rural county that’s down on its luck owns large tracts of land and a trucking company and has reported more than $20,000 in dividends yearly, according to federal prosecutors. H. Franklin Cassell, a career law enforcement officer and Henry County sheriff for 14 years, has said that in order to be wealthy you have to be “a little crooked and not get caught,” the government said. Cassell, along with 12 of his current and former officers, was charged Thursday in an alleged eight-year scheme to sell drugs seized from criminals back to the community. Sheriffs in Virginia counties the size of Henry earn about $90,000 a year, according to state figures. The county has 58,000 residents. A former postal worker, a former probation officer and five other people also were indicted by federal prosecutors. The charges included racketeering conspiracy, weapons charges, narcotics distribution, obstruction of justice and perjury. Cassell, 68, was with the state police before being elected sheriff in Henry, a former textile hub that once billed itself as the “Sweatshirt Capital of the World” on the North Carolina line about 50 miles south of Roanoke. Prosecutors said that since 1998, cocaine, steroids, marijuana and other drugs that had been seized by the sheriff’s department were resold to the public. A sergeant who agreed to cooperate with investigators was paid off by the ring to use his house for distributing drugs, authorities said. –By SUE LINDSEY Associated Press Writer –from Rogue FLORIDA STATE REP BUSTED– Arza announced his resignation a few hours before Miami-Dade County prosecutors filed the charges, which maximum prison sentences of five years each. MIAMI – Former state Rep. Ralph Arza surrendered to authorities today to face charges of witness tampering and retaliation stemming from obscenity-laced phone messaged he left with a fellow lawmaker. A day after resigning his seat in the state House, he turned himself in at a Miami-Dade County jail. He was released a short time later on $10,000 bail, according to jail officials. Arza has acknowledged making the calls to state Rep. Gus Barreiro, R-Miami Beach, last month. Barreiro had earlier filed a House rules complaint against Arza for allegedly using a racial slur in referring to Miami-Dade County’s black schools chief. The calls contained the racial slur he was previously accused of using. Arza announced his resignation a few hours before Miami-Dade County prosecutors filed the charges, which maximum prison sentences of five years each. Ralph Arza’s cousin, Paulino Barbon Jr., was charged with the same crimes for allegedly leaving other profanity-laced messages on Barreiro’s voice mail, threatening him with physical harm. He also turned himself in today and was released on $10,000 bail, officials said –from Rogue OKLAHOMA CUTS BIKERS A BREAK–TULSA, Okla. A state lawmaker is proposing giving a break to motorcycle riders on the state’s turnpikes. State Representative Paul Wesselhoft says it’s not fair for motorcyclists to pay the same price as a car on the toll roads because motorcycles cause less wear and tear on the roadway. And he says the bikes cause less pollution and are more fuel-efficient. His proposal calls for motorcycles to be charged half the toll currently charged to two-axle vehicles such as cars and S-U-Vs. Wesselhoft says he doubts the state would lose any revenue by reducing the toll because he believes more bikers would drive the turnpikes if the toll were lower. –from Rogue TOP 17 COUNTRY SONGS TITLES– And the Number One Country Song — THERE YOU HAVE IT, STRANGE SHIT–So what’s Bikernet.com going to deliver next week. We have several bike features scrambling to be launched. We’ve got Keino’s latest custom from Indian Larry Legacy, plus their Seminole Road House bike. We scored some shots of Aaron Greene’s Road House Custom. Hell we’ve got a hot 200 hp custom from Roland Sands. We’ve got more leather seats coming at us, a low-buck Dyna Glide Build from Anson, and I’ll launch our Bonneville 2007 program next week and beg for Sponsors. I’m having a meeting with Rick Krost, The frame builder, and Chris Kallas, the master behind this art. Let’s jump around a tad. It’s Sunday, so it’s cool. For the Cantina a Girl of Bikernet is coming from Texas and the desert rat, Bob T. dug up a handful of collectibles for the Digital Discovery area. Then he turned me onto a drawer full of rare tools today. I have shots of a Historic Booze Fighter’s original ’36 Crocker and we are working on the story for the History section of the Cantina. Watch for it. We are shooting two more classics antiques next week. These bikes are incredible especially the Minneapolis Tri-Car. The other bike is a 1911 Greyhound. It will blow your mind. Let’s shift back to the free section of Bikernet. Coverage of Vintage races is coming. How’s this: Christmas Biker Fiction from India, seat tech from Australia and features from Europe. Our numbers came in from last month. We hit 10 million hits, 1 million impressions, 1 million visits and 250,000 unique users. Round numbers. I’m sending a Victory 8-Ball review to the HORSE tomorrow. When I write for a mag, I need to wait for it to hit the streets before launching it on Bikernet, but you’ll see it in the future. The 8-Ball is my favorite Victory. Try one out. See ya next week. Now, I’m going to find a margarita. Ride Forever, –Bandit
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