Today we’re shooting a feature of the Amazing Shrunken FXR for the cover of American Dealer and American Rider. Okay, but last night I came home to the lovely Layla in the shower. We had the night alone. Whatta night. Think I’ll quit this motorcycle shit and run a whorehouse. Let’s hit the news, I’ve got Amazing FXR work to complete:
Gang Bill
After talking to a reliable source who mentioned to me that on www.bikernews.net there was an article which stated, ” US Senate Bill Aimed at ‘Gangs’ …New law will make it illegal for the Hells Angels to recruit members….I decided to check out this info to see if it was true. Here’s an exerpt from the bill that was introduced on April 28, 2004. To read the entire bill, go to http://thomas.loc.gov/home/thomas.html and in search bill by number, type in S.2358. This bill follows a previous senate bill, S. 1735 which seems to be not moving. S.2358 falls under the Criminal Street Gang Abatement Act, sponsored by Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-UT, and co-sponsored by Schumer.
Any updates before the COC meeting, I will notify you. Until then,
Ride Free
–“moxxsie”
David Mann Benefit The magazine I work for is having a benefit for Dave Mann July 17th in Kansas City. Are you coming or have you heard? I placed info on your web site, which by the way is awesome. If you need more info please let me know.
This time of the year I am on the rode a lot, covering events, so if it takes a few days for me to answer, I will.
Thank-you, Elizabeth Castillo.
Magazine web site, www.wideopencycle.com
My e-mail is castillo@iland.net
Ghost Rider Rides again! David Mann’s classic work is now available as a fine art reproduction!
After the release of “So Long Cold ? Hello Daytona” and “Vietnam: Letter to a Lost Bro” at Daytona Bike Week, Segal Fine Art was inundated with requests to publish one of David Mann’s most well-known and loved works.
David painted quite a few scenes in which the biker seems to echo warriors, outlaws and renegades of the past. “Ghost Rider” takes place in a rocky desert landscape, and the ghostly image of a cowboy spurring his horse to full gallop can be seen just beyond the tattooed biker.
Parallels can be drawn between the bikers of today and the cowboys of the old west. Of course, there’s lawlessness, gangs and all kinds of trouble one could find as a cowboy or a biker. More importantly, there is also a code of honor, integrity and freedom that these two archetypes share.
Countless details of the original work are preserved in these fine art prints. Comparing the original 16 x 10 painting with the first test prints, we quickly learned that you can’t tell the difference between them.
This highly anticipated release is limited to just 446 total pieces, and will be signed and numbered by the MANN himself!
Make sure you get yours before they are all gone. Once they are sold out, you’re at the mercy of the secondary market, which can command prices of more than triple the publishers? price.
There are 275 regular prints, 25 Artists? Proofs and 3 Hors D? Commerce proofs for the paper edition, measuring 20″ x 30″. Prices are $400.00 unframed and $650.00 framed.
For the 24″ x 36″ canvas version there’s only 125 regular prints, 15 Artists? Proofs and 3 Hors D? Commerce proofs! The canvas gicl?e is so large and impressive, it?s almost BETTER than having his original art, since he never painted anything bigger than centerspread size for Easy Riders. At $1550.00 unframed and $1850.00 framed, this is an investment in biker history that is sure to bring you years and years of pleasure.
Contact Segal Fine Art for more information about Ghost Rider! (800)999-1297 or Segal Fine Art is located at 594 South Arthur Ave., Louisville, CO 80027 The Stealth Photographs Hey Bandit, Here are some test pic of an ’04 Deuce I set up. It is customized, not a ground up or anything, but it sure looks better than stock. I have come up with the use of a camera. Hopefully, I can get it down so I won’t have to depend on anyone else. Let me know what you think! Later! LOCAL GROUP FORMS, BIKERS OFFERED WELCOME MAT Daytona Beach, Fla. — Local business, tourism and community representatives gathered earlier this week with a single purpose in mind. “How do we convey a strong message to bikers that we, in fact, welcome and appreciate them here in the Daytona Beach area?” asked Daytona Beach Area Convention & Visitors Bureau Deputy Director Janet Kersey, chair of the community’s newly formed Bike Events Communications Committee. At a time when motorcycle festivals are becoming ever more popular nationwide, local area officials, including the Halifax Area Advertising Authority and the Chamber’s Bike Week Festival Task Force are investing in protecting Bike Week and Biketoberfest?, events that took this historic “biker Mecca” years to build. “If there is misperception among some of our bike event visitors that they are less than welcome, that definitely needs to be corrected,” said Bob Coleman, co-chairman of the Bike Week Festival Task Force. “We, as a community, certainly recognize the enormous benefit that these events bring to our area and perhaps need to do a better job of making that message known.” The Conklin Center for the Blind, one of dozens of local charities that launches major fundraising campaigns based on bike festival attendees, was front and center at the meeting. “Our agency counts on these bike event visitors for significant support of our fundraising efforts,” said Conklin Center Special Events Coordinator Pam Hobbs. “We don’t just like bikers, we need them!” For more information, contact the Daytona Beach Area Convention and Visitors Bureau at 386.255.0415, ext. 130 or visit www.biketoberfest.org. Schwinn Sting-Rays Are Back I saw your contact information on bikernet.com and wanted to let you know relaunch of the Schwinn Sting-Ray. You remember the classic Sting-Ray from the 60s and 70s — the banana seat, the ape-hanger handlebars, the Krate series. . . . Today?s Sting-Ray takes its cues from modern-day custom choppers. And Schwinn has partnered with Orange County Choppers to endorse the Sting-Ray. The Sting-Ray is unlike any other bike on the market: its got a 4? rear tire, a long, raked out fork and a low seat to give riders a knees-to-the-breeze ride. A wishbone kickstand, a studded leather seat . . . and it?s dripping in chrome. This bike will be completely customizable, with all sorts of accessories coming soon. Schwinn plans to announce specific details regarding the rest of the new Sting-Ray line, such as a juvenile 16? model and an adult 26?model, in the near future. Please visit: http://www.schwinnstingray.com –Suzie 
–Stealth 
Another Stealth Investigation
Here are some pics of buddy of mines ’01 FLHTCI. The bike features 1550 big bore kit, PM wicked wheels, Thunder Header exhaust. The paint is killer! Just practicing with the digital camera. Later!
–Stealth
The state of New Mexico is trying to pass a law that will require Breathalyzers in every new car, truck, or Motorcycle
House Bill 126 has passed the house and on the way to the senate. If the Senate passes it and the Governor signs it, by 2008 Every New Vehicle, and in 2009 Every Used Vehicle sold in New Mexico, must have ignition interlocks and breathalyzers installed.
The cost to install these devices is about $1,050
If this passes in 1 state your can be sure that those behind this will push for passage in other states. We Need To Fight This Type Of Legislation Now.- I am.
I have joined an organization named R.I.D.L. which stands for Responsibility In DUI Laws. Unlike most of the other organizations I have joined, this one did not cost me any money. They will accept donations though.
You might want to check them out. Their web site is –Rogue A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who’s perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor. Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, “Someone should give him Head & Shoulders.” To which the blonde replies, “How do you give Shoulders?” –from S&C Run For Breath Trophy Takes Shape I can’t tell you much about this Best of Show Trophy. It’s a completely hand fabricated, one of a king skulpture made solely from 16-penny nails and brass fragments. The Run For Breath is the only major show in the country that awards its winner with one-of-a-kind trophies, hand made by other builders. Gay Bob Gay Bob goes into the doctor’s office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says “Bob, I’m not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.” Bob is devastated. “Doc, what can I do?” “Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Raisin Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.” Bob asks, “Will that cure me, Doc?” Doc says, “No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for.” –from S&C Kool Kat Softail Frame Single Curved Down Tube Cyril Huze now offers the kool Kat Softail frame with a single curved down tube. Accepts a 250 mm (left or right side drive) or 280/300 mm (right side drive) rear tire. The frame features a dropped seat, hidden oil tank under the seat, flush mount struts, and a battery box on lower front portion of swingarm. Standard stretch + 3″ to + 5″. Standard rake 36 to 44 degree. Any geometry on request. Cyril Huze Dawg On Hawgs Harrassment If you attended Dawgs on Hawgs this year and were offended by the obvious harrassment of Bikers by the DPS, DEA, TABC and local gestapo, and are concerned about the future actions of these agencies towards YOU and ME at future runs, ie., ROT, a run is scheduled to go to Austin to make lawmakers aware of the enormous Biker presence in Texas and that we are no longer the scum of society, but doctors, lawyers, moms, and dads. And that we will not tolerate the singling out of us as a group to be harassed by the law enforcement agencies of Texas because we choose to ride a Harley. If you do not lend your support to this run, attend this run, etc. You can expect the harassment of the sorts that occured during Hawgs at future rallys all over the state of Texas. You will find a flier describing the date, time, and locations of this run which will be starting from various locations all over the state, at Dawgs on Hawgs.com. Should you have any questions, please access the Dawgs on Hawgs website. Hope to see you there, Ken Miller Update Bandit,Thanks for the article on the bike build. One of the other bikes I’m building for myself is at Mike Learn’s in A.Z. getting airbrushed now. He should be posting pics on his site any day. His wife Diana, who owns Rolling Chrome, is building my website now and created my apparel line. –Ken miller Beer vs Pussy: A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. –from Rogue Cantina Religious Moment A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: “PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS!” The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: “PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT” The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: “BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS” This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: “NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN” The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read: “NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00” This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: “NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE” The Bishop was buried the next day. –from Chris T. Choppers Unlimited Bikernet Project Sportster CU can ship frame (7-10 weeks) but needs rake/stretch info for build. Go to web site (PC only, calculator won’t work with Macs) to play around with specs; this keeps trail within 3-5″ so you don’t fall down go boom trying to back out of the garage: http://www.choppersunlimited.com/INDEX2.HTM then > chopper geometry. It’s pretty cool. I’ve only used the full version, not the demo, so don’t know how he’s crippled it. Re: front forks, pretty whacky, but they work great and look better. The machining’s top notch, made in usa, etc. Polished standard, chrome option, all fasteners hidden including tube nuts. IMPORTANT CANTINA HEALTH INFORMATION Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it. Don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and >corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass, a green leafy vegetable. And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop. Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc., Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good. Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you? A: You’re not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? LET’S RIDE–We pulled a monster garage on a Bikernet intern’s Jeep. He crashed and was carless for a month. One morning he woke up sniveling. All he had to do was ask and we open the tool box and fired up the torches. At the end of the afternoon his wheel would turn, his H-D turnsignal worked and that headlight glowed, sorta. He’s back on the road. Watch for Rogue’s South Mississippi wet T-shirt report and Frank Kaisler’s best girls and bikes of Laughlin next week. Now I’ve got to detail the Amazing Shrunker FXR. Ride Forever, 
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–CAT 
Advantage: Beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Advantage: Draw.
Advantage: Pussy
Advantage: Pussy.
Advantage: Pussy. 
–Bandit
