This will fry you. Our Bus Stop Poster on Casino Drive in Laughling was stolen. It’s the only billboard in Laughlin to ever get nabbed. Arizon and Nevada authorities are all over it. The cops in California don’t give a shit. Let’s hit the news:
Speaking of Billboards, our master designers dialed us after the Thursday news was posted. “I want that girl!” He shouted.
So does every other guy on the planet,” I muttered holding the receiver at arms’ length.
“No, no, you horney bastard,” He coughed into the phone, “I want her for the Bikernet billboards in Sturgis.”
We’re one it, I mean, on her, I mean…
Take a look at these photos of the 95-inch Twin Cam on Steve Gay’s engine dyno. 800 lb bike and rider went 11.66 at 114.5 before it was dynoed. Has now made 133 hp at 6300 rpm and 125 lb ft at 4800 rpm on av gas. Expect low 11’s or high tens at close to 120 mph if the owner can ride it.
There’s no hidden nitrous, turbos or one Screaming Eagle part in it. Uses ported stock twin cam heads with big valves and combo was sussed out on the computer first. Software predicted 137 hp at 6500 rpm and 124 lb ft of torque at 4700 rpm. How close can you get? Regards Bob Kotmel
We will be posting more on this puppy, as it comes in.
Ultra Motorcycle Company Files Chapter 11. Ultra filed a petition for relief under Chapter 11 bankruptcy on May 21, 2001. The filing was necessitated by the threat of a foreclosure sale scheduled later that day by the company’s secured creditor. UMC states it is continuing all normal business operations and will continue uninterrupted services to its dealers and customers.
We now have clearance from our sticker maker that these puppies will be rolling off the line shortly. Under Bikernet.com will be our motto, “Where The Party Begins And The Ride Never Ends”. We’ll have these at all the up coming shows, and be stuffin’ ’em in all our book orders.
There was a cruise ship going through some rough waters that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island. There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl. They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing.
She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.
It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it’s inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they where doing. So.They buried her!
RECORD ATTENDANCE AT MOTORCYCLE RIGHTS CONVENTION. The annual convention of the National Coalition of Motorcyclists gathered together over 1,100 motorcycle rights representives from all over North America. The theme of the convention was “Celebrate Freedom,” with seminars covering pro-motorcycle legislation, biker anti-discrimination and other ideas that would benefit motorcyclists.
ELOCITY SIGNS LETTER OF INTENT TO ACQUIRE AMERICAN EAGLE II. eLocity Networks has entered into an Letter Of Intent with American Eagle II. The pending acquisition will develop the new ‘motion division’ of eLocity with the American Eagle motorcycle line. The eLocity Network is concentrating on building two diverse networks, Internet and real product….
FOUNDER OF DUCATI MOTORCYCLES PASSES AWAY– Bruno Cavalieri Ducati, the last surviving founder of the Ducati Motorcycle Company, has died at the age of 96. Honorary Chairman since 1998, Ducati was the last of the three brothers who founded the company. He died in a rest home at Ispra, Italy on May 14, 2001.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down.
It’s where we get the phrase “mind your P’s and Q’s,”
Just returned from a 300 mile overnight ride to the Idlywild in the mountains south of Los Angeles. The Touring Chopper still has it in her. Nuttboy and his wife Debbie helped me build the San Pedro Headquarters, so when they called and told me that a giant pine had almost taken out one of their cabins I was there with chainsaw in hand. We snorted 2-stroke fumes and sawdust all day until that bastard was cut into fireplace chunks. Although it took Nuttboy’s tractor to move the bastards until they’re dry enough to split. Have a great holiday. I’m gonna have a burrito and sex this afternoon, then we’ll see what the evening brings. –Bandit
