Hey, just when I think the Headquarters projects are manageable I’m hit with a half dozen more. I’m sure you can dig it, if you have ever bought a fixer-upper or your girlfriend started riding, and you now have two bikes to build or maintain. Watch for our Sportster department to kick off next week. We’ll initiate it with reports on the 2004 Rubbermount job, then a rigid custom. Hopefully we’ll bring you the best of both worlds. Also Laughlin by Frank Kaisler and the crew will hit the bricks.
Regarding women, sex and marriage, fuck it. Let’s get to the news:
MEDINA, MN: Nearly 300 motorcyclists enjoyed a windy, sunny and memorable ride across America on the 10th annual Chick-fil-A Kyle Petty Charity Ride and their generosity, combined with support from sponsors including Victory Motorcycles and individual contributors, will soon make dreams come true for children with chronic illnesses.
The Chick-fil-A Kyle Petty Charity Ride (KPCR), of which Victory is a major sponsor ran May 1-8 and covered 3,188 miles between Palm Desert, California, and the Victory Junction Gang Camp in Randleman, North Carolina. The camp was founded by NASCAR racer Kyle Petty and his wife Pattie in honor of their late son Adam and is scheduled to open June 20.
Watch for the full report next week.
There Were Three Newly Married Men
The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn’t see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed and folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn’t see anything and the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye.
QUICK SKOOTER TECH
WITH THE ADVANCE CURVE MACHINE YOU CAN SET YOUR ADVANCE TO COME IN FULL AT ANY R.P.M. THAT YOU WANT. 36,34,32, IT’S REALLY GOOD IF YOU RUN KEITH BLACK PISTONS..CAUSE THEY WORK BEST WITH 2 TO 4 DEG. LESS TIMING.
YOU CAN SET YOUR ADVANCE TO BE AT FULL WITH 4 DEG. RETARD. FULL ADVANCE AT 2000 R.P.M OR 2500 R.P.M.OR ANY PLACE THAT YOU NEED FOR THE CAM YOU ARE USING. I’VE GOT 90 HP IN A 80-INCHER GETTING 50 M.P.G. WITH A FLAT TORQUE CURVE. IT’S REAL SWEET! IT HELPS TO CURE FLAT SPOTS IN MIDRANGE, AND TOP END IS ALL THERE…
THIS IS REALLY GREAT FOR THE MALLORY ELE. DIST. FOR FLATSIDE ENGINES…THEY HAVE 14 ADVANCE CURVES THAT CAN BE SET…BUT WITHOUT THE CURVE MACHINE. IT’S INSTALL AND GO RIDE, ADJUST AND GO RIDE..PRETTY HIT AND MISS.. THE MACHINE FIXES THAT….
WELL IVE BORED YA ENOUGH, SO UNTIL …
SEE YA
SCOOTER
Hey, I still want to know the name of the units you’re recommending, or did I miss ’em?
Run For Breath Trophies
The only show in the world to feature hand made trophies from builders around the country. I need to get my ass in gear. I’m responsible for the Best Of Show Trophy. Check ’em out and don’t miss the show.
Cantina Deal Of The Week
We have another rare, sought after ’89 FXR for sale for the bottom price of nine grand. That’s right and the papers are clean for no extra registration expenses. Call Larry Settles at (310) 326-3466.
New Bikernet New Antique Connection You think you’ve been riding a long time this is my P-Pad bitch from when I first started riding back in the 1920s. She was so fucking tough she wiped her ass with the leafs from the corn you see in the picture. She fucked like a rabbit (or a dog or a bear) any fucking way you wanted. That piece of shit Indian she’s sitting on blew a head gasket in the cornfield, then she blew my head gasket. I gotta tell ya if I could go back in time and find this bitch I would.
Just for one more round the world thing. How old am I? None of your fucking business sonny, I’ll see ya on the freeway.
The Old Fuck from the Past Biker Dude.
1. “Vacation” means going east or west on I-90 for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
13. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
14. Down South to you means Nebraska.
15. A brat is something you eat.
16. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
17. You go out to a tail gate party every Friday.
18. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
19. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
20. You find 0 degrees “a little chilly.”
21. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your South Dakota friends.
Sad….but true!!!
–from S&C
Bikernet Safety Alert
Check the safety precautions; the welding goggles, gas tank removal, and rear wheel chock…
First Annual Liquid Steel Classic The first annual Liquid Steel Classic and Custom Bike series comes to the Charlotte area, August 27th-29th. The event will be held at the Cabarrus Arena + Events Center in Concord NC., just 15 miles north of Charlotte. The event will feature some of the top bike builders in the country including Billy Lane, Indian Larry, Kendall Johnson, and Dave Perewitz.
You can beat the heat too, the arena features over 100,000 square feet of A/C indoor expo space.
Mark your calendars for this event!
Mike (THE STEALTH)
THAT’S THE GRUNT OF IT–We’re up against technical difficulties this morning, so that’s all you get. I’m hoping for margaritas and barbecue this afternoon. I need to fire up the torches and get back on the Run for Breath trophy.
I know you’ve run into technical difficulties with the site. It started with some virus attacks on the site. It’s either an ex who can’t stand that Bikernet is successful, competitors or virus geeks. Who knows, who cares? We have a solid back stage team who can generally handle it quickly. Bikernet is growing like crazy so our server expert decided to move us to a separate computer for better working conditions. And today they are updating our Gulch area for better customer service.
Hang on, the site just gets better and so do the margaritas.
Let’s ride,
–Bandit
