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BIKERNET WEEKLY PHOTO ART EXHIBIT–Tinted chrome tins on da? Fatboy ? Adamec Harley Davidson /Baymeadows Superplex Jacksonville FL ? check us out when you are passing through.
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HARLEYS AND FLY RODS, BY GREGG CALEY– Absolutely incredible I say to myself, no one for 75 miles. The winding Montana mountain road is so desolate I wonder if the Indians or Lewis and Clark were the last to see it. Not to mention it?s slightly, umm, shall we say hillier than Indiana?
I round the curve and there?s the guy I?ve seen a thousand times in my dreams. Surrounded by mountains, valleys of pine trees and a bald eagle stretching his wings, he stands in the middle of the river fly fishing. I ’bout put the sliding, squealing and smoking tires of the Harley in the drink with him I can?t get stopped fast enough. He thinks he?s about to meet his maker but seeing that ?Mr. Clad in leathers? has it under control, he smiles instead.
Wanting to be in another galaxy, embarrassed by the commotion I caused, I compose myself slithering off the bike making sure the beast is steady on its side stand. I stumble down the bank taking residence on a bed of velvety soft pine needles. The gurgling fast moving water rushing over the rocks plays like a symphony orchestra. Watching, listening, filling my lungs with the pure sweet smelling air of the Montana Rockies, my mind wanders. I ponder how blessed I am to have time, a motorcycle and money to be right here, engulfed by beauty so spectacular that Picasso couldn?t touch it on his best day.
We make eye contact and I?m mesmerized how effortlessly he casts the fly. Ever so gently it floats to the water like a feather in a free fall. Harley?s and fishing are a perfect match.
I inch closer to the river; we size each other up for a minute when he breaks the silence with ?that was a real grand entrance ya made there. Was thinkin? for a minute I?d be fishin? for Hawgs instead of trout,? his boisterous laugh joining mine as they echo off the canyon walls.
?I had a Harley once but not a big dresser like you got there. Had an old Shovelhead and with 50 gallons of silicone behind ?er gaskets she still leaked oil. Bet that fancy one of yours doesn?t do that huh?? He makes another cast when out of the blue he asks, ?Wouldn?t care to cast a line and hook some beautiful Rainbows would ya??
Ah ha, I say to myself! I knew it! I see where this Montanan is headed. He lends me his fly rod, I lend him my Harley. My gut says the folks in Vegas wouldn?t roll these dice.
?I always wanted to live in Montana,? I say, ?In a cabin by a stream. Had a picture of the scene on my fridge for 15 years.” Told him this was my first cross-country trip on a bike, never thinking to go anywhere but west. He counters wanting to see the Atlantic, the Lady Statue and Ground Zero. He says he admires the journey I?m on. Fighting wind gusts, monsoon rains and the suffocating desert heat.
I return the gracious gesture saying not all could live the Daniel Boone style you?re living. He makes a final cast slyly putting the last of today?s rainbows in his basket. Trudging out of the river hearing the screams of my hunger pains he quips, ?Four rainbows are perfect for two people to share supper with.”
As the fly fisherman finds the skillet, (they carry the whole State in their trucks) I notice the sun taking its rightful place as it begins to slide behind the still snow capped Rockies.
The sizzling of grease, the sweet aroma of trout meeting the pure Montana air wafts all the way to heaven. Today being so glorious, I feel called to pray a lengthy prayer before taking that delectable first bite. ?Lord, let me eat this trout before the grizzlies eat me and I come see you.? Amen.
In between bites of the days catch, we swap stories and life experiences. We talk God, guns, guts, wives all the things that have made our Country so great. We solve every problem in five minutes. With all the new laws coming out of Washington, we decree one for our own making August 1 a National Holiday honoring all Fly Fisherman and Harley riders.
What seemed like minutes have turned into hours. I sense the Montana fly fisherman, like the Indiana biker, doesn?t want this sun to ever set.
What a sight; the biker dressed in head to toe leather, the fly fisherman in waders and that goofy hat all covered in flies. His ratty old four wheel drive pick up huckleberry pie everything?s nice, to my shiny decked out Harley-Davidson, touch it I?ll kill ya. City lights, Mid-night stars. Big Sky Mountains, Hoosier Flat Lands. Montana timber to build our country, Indiana corn and wheat to feed it.
The day that began with two different people living two different lives ends with the realization there are no differences. We are both free spirits, gypsies in our own way living life on our own terms. We feel the smiling mugs of Washington, Jefferson and Madison looking down on us, hoping, praying we are living Freedom and the American Dream the way they envisioned. Standing in what must be Heaven itself, the feeling is indescribable. We feel blessed beyond all comprehension. Today, in the Big Sky of Montana, a fly fisherman and a biker have become brothers.
No river is too wide. Mt. Everest is not high enough, not powerful enough to stand between us. There aren?t enough miles on the globe to separate us. Mother Nature stands no chance. Not on this day. Not on this night. Not ever.
With only a sliver of sun left, I light up the big Ultra and our eyes meet for a final time but they don?t say good-bye. We know we?ll never see each other again in this life, but two brothers joined in heart and united in one spirit, most assuredly will, in another.
TOYOTA RECALL ANNOUNCEMENT–The ONLY Toyota NOT on the recall list…… At least there are no gas pedal or steering column problems!
–Buckshot
BIKERNET PHOTOGRAPHER GET HIS FIRST COVER–Pretty cool! It is just the cover on this issue, it will run in Skin Deep as well later on.You published a picture of the cutie from Joe-Ts bike shoot as well as give me my first ever magazine shoot, thanks for that!
Plus, Eric Ellis, of Hot Bike, has placed two bike images on different covers, each getting a little larger in size.
This story and feature will run in Skin Deep at a later date, so that is cool two magazines from one shoot!
–RFR
ON THE ROAD TO DAYTONA 1977–Thanks for the book. Can’t wait to get into it.
Thought you’d like the attached image. Everything cool but the ski glasses, oh yeah and me. Nice bike though
–Bob Clark
23rd ANNUAL DONNIE SMITH SHOW THIS WEEKEND–Here is the video for the Donnie smith show:
LIFESTYLE DEAL OF THE WEEK, 2006 SPORTSTER 883R, COLLECTOR’S ITEM! ONLY $5,995.00–Here’s a Sportster that’ll stand out in the crowd! This 883R features an 883cc motor and 5-speed transmission, ton of black powder coating, dual front brakes, rubber mounted engine, 13-spoke wheels and much much more!
At this price it will not last the week! Come see it today! Like all of LifeStyle Cycles pre-owned Harleys, this bike has been inspected, tested and approved by a certified LifeStyle Cycles technician.
New Steve McQueen Book Celebrates The King of Cool–New book by Marshall Terrill about the life and times of Steve McQueen released on what would have been the actor’s 80th birthday ? that’s March 24, in case you didn’t know.
Steve McQueen: A Tribute to the King of Cool, published by Dalton Watson Fine Books, tells his story through the eyes of those who knew him best: family, friends, co-stars, business associates, acquaintances and adoring fans from around the globe. Written in passage form, each person contributes a different view of the man and legend, presenting him in an unsurpassed all-around perspective.
Accompanying the 200 passages are hundreds of photos illustrating McQueen’s life and movie career, as well as his passion for automobiles, motorcycles and antique airplanes, many published for the first time. The 384-page book includes a foreword by widow Barbara McQueen, a family tree, personal documents and memorabilia, and passages from several Hollywood luminaries.
Steve McQueen: A Tribute to the King of Cool has been released on March 24, 2010 and has been published in two versions. The special edition (suggested retail price $95) comes in a slipcase and is limited to 2000 numbered copies signed both by Marshall Terrill and Barbara McQueen. It also includes a CD with a recording of a 1978 lecture given by McQueen on An Enemy of the People at Loyola Marymount University. The regular edition with a dust jacket (suggested retail price $49) is also available.
– – C.S. Berg
BIKERNET UNIVERSITY ENGLISH DEPARTMENT WORD OF THE DAY BROUGHT TO YOU BY KIWI INDIAN PRODUCTS–lucre LOO-kuhr, noun:
Monetary gain; profit; riches; money; — often in a bad sense.
His stories began to be published in the American Mercury before he moved to L.A., lured by the dream of Hollywood lucre.
— Jerome Boyd Maunsell, “Truly madly weepy”, Times (London), June 10, 2000
They ought to feel a calling for service rather than lucre.
— Sin-Ming Shaw, “It’s Time to Get Real”, Time Asia, July 1, 2002
But surely there are other motives for writing, and they range from the desire for filthy lucre to the pleasure in doing the thing itself to the impulse to delight readers.
— Robert Alter, “The Western Canon: The Books and School of the Ages”, New Republic, October 10, 1994
Picture the place where you grew up. Now, imagine it trampled by an avalanche of capital and the stampede of lucre-crazed hordes chasing after it.
— Katharine Mieszkowski, “I Want to Blow Up Silicon Valley”, Salon, July 14, 2000
Lucre comes from Latin lucrum, “gain, profit.” It is related to lucrative, “profitable.”
David Uhl’s “The Liberator”–We are pleased to announce the release of David Uhl’s fifth addition to his “Vintage Pin Up” series.
In David’s words, “This particular piece in the series of Pin Up cheese cake has to do with Harley-Davidson’s campaign involving the military. I liked their thinking on this one…… saluting the troops and all. My version actually involves the odd WWII flathead called the “Liberator”. It wasn’t the most attractive bike having every surface painted flat green, but it was historically accurate, down to the Thompson automatic machine gun. I wanted to do a classic Elvgrin pose straight from the 40’s involving some unsuspecting beauty getting her skirt caught on some prop…absolutely cheese-ball but nevertheless effective for our viewing enjoyment. I would like to thank Aubrey for the insanity we put her through to get her in that pose, Tobie Orr for the make up and costume, John Mueller for some great photographic work and Stukie D for the optimization of the composition.I present the 5th in the Pin Up series …………”The Liberator”
As with the first four pieces, “The Liberator” is available in a very limited canvas print release and collectors of the rest of the series have first right of refusal for their matching numbers. Because we are waiting to hear back from some of them (and we’re not sure how many will be available at this time), we’re compiling a wait list right now for the canvas prints (image below).
Edition specifics:
25 prints plus 5 Artist Proofs and 10 House Copies
Image size 20″ x 24″
Framed price $1,250, plus shipping
Please let me know if you’re interested and I’ll add you to the wait list. Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee anything until we hear back from all of the series collectors.
On another note, David was painting over one of the canvas proofs of “The Liberator” while we were in Daytona. This hand-embellished print is now available for $3,500 framed. He also hand-embellished one of the “Rebel Yell” canvas prints while there and it is also available for $3,000 framed.
Thanks,
Greg Rhodes
Uhl Studios
15801 W. Colfax Avenue
Golden, CO 80401
303-913-4840
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Rick Fairless and Joe T talk trash,– life and Zipper Heads on the Texas Hardtails Scooter Show ? Episode 41. Check out the show in Bikernet Studio. Don’t miss a minute. Hear the entire Scooter Show right here.
THE 411 ON THE BIG WHEEL SS TRIKE–
The Big Wheel SS Trike made its North American debut on Saturday February, 20, 2010 at A Bikers Garage in Roanoke Texas. A number of enthusiast took test rides and this video records their impression of this innovative machine.
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PROFILE: 2009 FREESTYLE ? LEROY THOMPSON SALT FLAT RACER–AMD World Championship of Custom Bike Building is coming to the 2010 Sturgis Rally and will be showcasing some of the most innovative 2-wheel rolling hardware the world has seen.
Last year, Scott Webster of Leroy-Thompson entered his Salt Flat Racer The rigid frame has a 27-degree rake with 3″ stretch, an inverted front end from Meanstreet, 23″ Leroy Thompson wheels and a 96″ Harley engine with turbo.
Sturgis only comes around once a year so plan on attending the AMD World Championship of Custom Bike Building.
HARD AT WORK ON THE BRAWLER–Dar Holdsworth, Brass Balls BossMan, is hard at work building the 2011 FXR-style Brawler. Dar feels that this bike will be one of the best handling motorbikes that is currently available. “We are testing components and using some of the best that America has to offer,” states Holdsworth. For example, the custom-produced shocks come from Suspension Technologies and are dyno tuned for the Brawler.
Cycle Source Magazine is following the manufacturing process and the bike will debut at the AMD World Championship of Custom Bike Building in Sturgis. For more information, check it out at Brass Balls Bobbers & Choppers.
TEARLESS TEAR DROP MIRROR FRO AEROMACH USA–
Aeromach USA . Billet aluminum increases the strength of the mirror and will reduce vibration and increase clarity by as much as 40% over factory mirrors. Increase safety, clarity and looks with a set of Aeromach Chrome Tear Drop Mirrors.
JIMS Flywheel Runout Inspection Gauge Tool Kit– JIMS, a premier manufacturer of performance parts and specialty tools for use on Harley-Davidson, has just released several new practical tools for 2010. This easy to use precision tool measures the trueness of your flywheel in the engine case. The JIMS Flywheel Runout Inspection Gauge tool kit No.785, is designed to be mounted to case and inspect flywheel runout of the pinion shaft.
This tool also allows you to check the amount of gear lash on gear driven cams used in some twin cam engines. When used with JIMS Tire Rotator No.936, you can remove any unwanted stress being applied to the flywheel by not rotating the engine with the electric starter motor.
This JIMS tool No.785 Flywheel Runout Inspection Gauge tool kit is manufactured from 6061 grade aluminum with a precision CNC machine then finished with JIMS famous blue anodizing and comes with a detailed instructions.
Visit JIMS on the web at, www.jimsusa.com
THAT’S ALL FOLKS–I’m about to wrap up a KIWI Indian tech on rebuilding Indian internal cable bars. We are working on techs with Bubs, Wimmer, Zippers, S&S, Metal Works, fuck, you name it.
I’m hoping to bring you a wild Road King feature next week and we’re still working with Sucker Punch on a Girl of Bikernet. Never a dull moment at the Bikernet headquarters. Remember the Mudflap girl bike. It’s coming to life, and I’m going to build it for my son, Frank. He just moved his tattoo shop and needs a wild bike to park out front. We are working with Paughco on the first ever single-loop FXR frame, frisco styled, with 4 inches up, 1-inch out and only 32 degrees in the neck.
As soon as the Frame rolls in we’ll get to work. Departure Bike Works is busy as hell this week. Spring sprung and the industry came alive, but I will hammer them for an update on the Bonne Belle for Bonneville. Speaking of the sun shining. I need another ride on the old Sturgis Shovel after some tuning, with Berry, from Accurate Engineering at my back. Saturday, we will hopefully finish up the good doctor’s 1934 VL and clear a lift for another project. Then let’s ride.
Ride Forever,
–Bandit