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SMOKE-OUT A DISCOVERY CHANNEL SUCCESS Continued From Page 2FOUR TYPES OF SEX–HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house inevery room.BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex inthe bedroom.HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many, many years you […]

BIKERNET REPORT CAUGHT ON HARLEY-DAVIDSON WEB SITE Continued From Page 1TRIBUTE TO MOTHER SUPERIOR–The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bedtrying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink,butshe refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen.Remembering a bottle of whiskey received

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THE RUN TO THE BADLANDS BEGINS Yeah, so what, I’m not going. For the first time in 15 years I didn’t build a motorcycle and road test it on the way to Sturgis. Someone pointed out to me the other day that it’s the second time, since I center-punched a deer 300 miles

LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION, HELLS ANGELS IN COLORADO, GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TELL US HOW TO DRESS AND BUELL WINS Thought you guys needed a break.–BanditWILL THE GOVERNMENT TELL US WHAT TO WEAR?–Washington, DC – (MCNW) In response to concerns expressed by the AMA and others, federal traffic safety officials have pledged that they will not regulate motorcycle

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LA BIKE SHOW ROCKED It may have rocked the coast of California, but I had three luscious women in my house the entire weekend and never got laid. What’s up with that? Alright, the show was a dazzler on the water and you’ll see a couple of reports on it in the next

BIKER BILLY LOOKIN’ FOR RECIPES, NEW ARTIST ON BIKERNET Continued From Page 2 SKY MARSHALS DISARMED OF NAIL CLIPPERS–The pilot who was the source of Chris Ruddy’s “Pilot’s Tale of March 29” was asked by Ruddy if he has noted any significant increase in sky marshals, who are eventually to be on every U.S. flight.The

DEVIL DOLLS INDICTED Continued From Page 3And The Cantina Winner Is?Derek Dougherty Plymouth Meeting, PA Wanted: A night alone with Sin (naked of course) or A Bikernet Hoodie size XXL.That?s right folks, Derek just won a Bikernet Sweatshirt and you could be next. Join the Cantina and not only will you help support Bikernet, you

BIKERNET LAUNCHES 100TH ANNIVERSARY MODELS Continued From Page 2 Joker Apparel In The Bikernet Gulch!—You read it right. Now you can get Joker clothes right here from Bikernet. T-shirts, Party shirt and Tank Tops for men. And for the ladies, some sexy shit. Check it out here at http://www.bikernet.com/catalog/onlinecatalog.asp?Category=Joker+Machine+Apparel&Placeholder=0Be the first in your neighborhood to

FOUR CORNERS RALLY IN DURANGO–CANCELED Continued From Page 1BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–If you have been following the latest reports you might know we are leavingfor The Horse SMSO and Sturgis. Last week we decided to build a bike forthese rides, (photos are posted in last week news) since we finished the WCCbike on time, we attacked

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BIKERNET BILLBOARD REVEALED If only I knew what the hell was going on. John Siebenthaler, the master designer has created another award winning billboard for Bikernet at Sturgis using the crap that we supplied him. This weekend is the LA Calendar show and women and riders and ridin’ women are running at the

STURGIS BILLBOARD FINAL, HARLEY EARNINGS UP, RUN FOR BREATH THIS WEEKEND, Continued From Page 3 HARLEY-DAVIDSON, INC. REPORTS RECORD SECOND QUARTERREVENUE AND EARNINGSHighly Anticipated New 100th Anniversary Models Introduced. ????? Harley-Davidson, Inc. (NYSE: HDI) today announced record revenue and earnings for its second quarter ended June 30, 2002. The Company’s second quarter revenue was $1.0

BIG DOG GIVES AWAY MOTORCYCLES! Continued From Page 2BIKERNET REVEAL MILITARY STUDY– To ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members

BIKERNET CURES TELEMARKETING HASSLES Continued From Page 1 CYRIL HUZE’ ALL SMOOTH HEADLIGHT– This all-smooth 5 3/4″ headlight?looks great?with all styles of bikes and is reasonably priced. Machined out of 6061-TC billet aluminum and perfectly chrome plated. It includes a sealed beam with a H4 style 55/60 watt halogen bulb and a chromed mounting block.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CHILDRENS’ CONCERT NEEDS HELP Life is so bananas. On one hand I’m doing all I can to assist with a charity to support kids who need assistance. If you live in SoCal and plan to go for a ride on Sunday, head to Ventura for a War/Cheap Tricks concert in downtown for the

TWO CLUB PROSPECTS SHOT Continued From Page 2SAN DIEGO’S CYCLE VISIONS POKER RUN–Cycle Visions 2nd annual donor awareness poker run is scheduled for Sunday, July 7th… $25.00 donation to benefit Childrens Hospital ($20.00 to Childrens – $5.00 winnings) *Food * Prizes * Refreshments* There will also be a judged bike show, live music donated by

SAMSON MANUFACTURERS WALLPAPER Continued From Page 1BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT FOR THE 4TH– First and foremost, Happy fourth of July to all, it’s great when you areable to celebrate your independence, I guess in more ways than one. Don’tlet those freedoms that were set by the efforts of others go to waste.It’s great that we have

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EASYRIDERS STORES BECOME HOTBIKE STORES Happy 4th of July. Celebrate the freedom too many folks take for granted. I’m sure as bikers you’re aware that riders throughout the country fight for our rights to ride free on a daily basis. If you would like to know more check out our rights page and

REVEALING LOVELY BRENDA CALENDAR SHOW HOST Continued From Page 3 This is a new illustration from the master Jon Towle for Bandit’s Cantina. It’s Puss In Boots, one of our sexual advice columnists. JON TOWLE GUARDS NICK THE DICK–The master illustration of the majority of the art on Bikernet is Jon Towle. He is also

DISCOVERY CHANNEL TO COVER HORSE SMOKE-OUT Continued From Page 2 BIKERNET MEDICAL STUDIES– ? In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give

BOB KAY LEAVES BIKER’S CHOICE Continued From Page 1 WINO JOE DA POET–RHGang, let’s all get along; I want’a live ta see this work. ZThis is my “Hi Kool” poem: Tha pain in my knee, only hurts when I sit. Tha poundin’in my heart, let’s me know I’m alive. A biker warrior rides ta live.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–TRIUMPH CELEBRATES 100 YEAR ANNIVERSARY The news is hot today, the girls are sizzling, and the project bike is rolling. Due to a couple of Bikernet Readers the starving, angry artist Jon Towle has a Sportster again. The stock market is in the pot, the world is firing into a global religious war

BIKERNET REPORTER RECEIVES BOOK CONTRACT– Continued From Page 3 Sasha completed final negotiations with Kensington Books for a March 2003 launch date: Our New York correspondent has landed a contract to produce a coffee table book on women who ride. She is an incredible writer and we look forward to it.BikerladySexy Powerful Freeand in control