It’s been a strange weekend. I’m never the type to lay around unless there’s someone soft sharing that time with me. Then we’re not laying around, but this weekend has been a lazy fuck’s dream. I hardly got moving before noon yesterday. Layla, Tracy and I have had the headquarters to ourselves. The blond bailed for the weekend reducing the stress level.
I’m working with a couple of publishers on my books and met a significant deadline with my agent. Now it’s a waiting game that’s pushed bricking the back yard to the back burner. Even the 1920 H-D engine waiting to be built into our headquarters fountain is collecting rust this weekend. Think I’ll ride to Walkers and check the action. Let’s get to the news:
EASYRIDERS SUES THEIR OWN CONTRIBUTORS
According to our contact the Bankruptcy court is suing writers and photographers who continued to work for the ER titles during the bankruptcy process. To people who took severe cuts in pay and the amount of work available was reduced, this was quite a shock. Joe Teresi, the current owner of the company, after the stockholders were toasted and employee stock options destroyed, now demands that he own all rights to all photography that is submitted. That’s not a popular request under today’s photo use laws, especially if the publisher pays bottom dollar for rights. He wants to own all rights so that as he sells titles to other publishers there are no encumbrances. He gets all the money, no body else has a right to a dime. We’ll see what happens next.
Confederation Of Clubs Unity
Here’s a partial shot of some of the clubs who met last month and discussed issues between clubs and legal issues with AIM attorneys. The Confederation was Richard Lester’s brain storm and a good one it was for all the patches world wide.
Filipino Chewing Gum
A Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast of coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation…
American: “You Filipinos eat the whole bread?”
Filipino: “Of course.”
American (blowing bubble with his gum): “We don’t. In the States, we only eat the inside. The crusts we collect in a container,?recycle, re-bake them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines.”
American: “D’ya eat jam with the bread?”
Filipino: “Of course.”
American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): “We don’t. In the States we eat fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to the Philippines”
Filipino: “Do you have sex in America?”
American: “Of course we do.”
Filipino: “And what do you do with the condoms after?”
American: “Throw them away of course.”
Filipino: “In the Philippines, we don’t. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.”
BIKERNET Southern Connection
Sherry and?I thought we’d take a short ride to find some breakfast. You know ride for a bit turn around and head home. Wellll, we found the “tail of the dragon”. It is the hot Local Johnnie speed racer road. I found this 60 miles south of my house. It’s right on the edge of the Smokey mountain national park. Very near to the Blue Ridge Parkway (top ten Motorcycle road- according to most journalists). While I haven’t gotten on the Blue Ridge Parkway but I did do the Dragon and came home over the Cherohala Skyway. All within a span of three hours.The day totally blew me away. And the best part is its in my back yard.
Check out the website –Karl and Sherry This is freaky…you have to do this! I thought you might find this site interesting. You can check to see if the FBI has ever had a file on you. I was shocked to see that there was a file on me. Do not use your Social Security Number. Just check your state, and put in your name, if a match is found they will ask for a year of birth to narrow the search. You will get the case number, date of investigation and any photos on file. It’s a free site, but it is expected to be closed soon due to a federal court order: http://www.policeguide.com/cgi-bin/criminal-search FastDates.com Calendar Girl Beauty Pageant at the Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show 2-Day Weekend Streetbike Extravaganza set for July 20 -21st at the Queen Mary Event Park in Long Beach Gianatsis Design Associates produces the FastDates.com Calendars, the world’s most popular line of pinup model calendars which are premiered each year in July at the Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show. An expanded feature at this year’s Show which takes place at the Queen Mary Event Park in Long Beach (Los Angeles) on Saturday July 2oth and Sunday July 21st will be the FastDates.com Calendar Girl Beauty Pageant. The Pageant will take place both days (times 5:30 pm Saturday & 2:30 pm Sunday) with the top placing girls receiving prizes and a $200 first place award each day. In addition, one or more girls from the weekend will be hired for a paid modeling shoot for the FastDates.com calendars, booked through their referring modeling agency. Million Rider Ride For 9/11 Victims I would love to tell you more about our coast-to coast ride and national event. I am the Chairmen of World Trade Center Miracles Foundation and the Chairmen for Americas Ride. We are just starting to get some strong press coverage and celebrity participation. Let me know what you think please call me at 877-448-4643. Mitch Morrison We’ll run a full report on this event in the news this week–Bandit. WINO JOE ON HOLLISTER, I HOPE Commander Bandit, been’a rough 6 months; only thing that kind’a kept me afloat were your WestPac e-kites. We have SO much in common: We are both Navy Vets. You are tall/I’m short; you’re young/I’m gettin’ older;you’re gettin’pussy/me & tha RedHead split-tha-sheets; you ride them BIG bikes & I could just hang-on at 110 mph across from thE Cop Shop on Hwy 1, for my 60th Birthday, on my lil’Sportster. Yah Ta Hey! Please, let your Crew know, got HOLLISTER FOREVER back up. They can get there on Check it out. It’s still happenin’on Main St. FridayNite, July 5th till Sun. Campin’at Bolado Park all week long. I will be jammin’all week long. Lookin’for my next Ex’Ol’Lady between my favorites; bars that is: Ocean Thunder, in Monterey; Mom’n Pops, in San Juan; 19th Hole, Tres Pinos, near Bolado. Hope ta see ya there. Ride On! Wino Joe,USA Let’s Hit Da Road It’s Sunday for god sake. Let’s shut down the computers, roll up our sleeves and head to the garage. I detailed the VL the Friday for the auction block, gave phone tech to Richard Kransler as he dialed in his new 123-inch Shovelhead and kicked it to life. Last night I looked for a full bottle of Jack. Mine’s empty. Let’s go for a ride–Bandit.
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