Sunday’s like a starting line. I have a bunch of bullshit projects on my plate, then I want to run for the door. Do I make it to the garage to pull the Panhead into the sunlight for a short or long rides, a beer in the Cantina, the blues at the Blue Cafe? Who knows, it’s early yet.
Let’s hit the news and find out:
SATURDAY NITE “UNDER THE LITES”
Top fuel Nitro Harley Dragsters, Run-What-You-Brung Top Gas Harley Dragsters, “Wild” Nostalgia Fuel Harleys and 30 Sportsman Trophy Classes for any type of Harley Davidson Motorcycle
Burn-Out contest – Live Band – Door Prizes Don’t Miss the “Action in the Evening” at TEXAS RACEWAY IN KENNEDALE.
See Pre-Race Testin’ and Braggin’ on Streamin Video From Texas Raceway on line at WWW.TEXASSCOOTER.COM
Gates Open 2PM- Time Trials – 4PM – Eleminations 8PM
Adults $20
Kids 5-12 $5
Under 5 – FREE!
Be There!!!!!
Track Location: Take Business 287 exit from I-20 in South Ft. Worth. Go South about 2 miles and Turn Right at the top of the hill on New Hope Rd. Track is 1 mile down on the right
This might be indicative of the weekend at large. Is the above notice for this weekend, like last night? Or is it for every weekend?
Good Morning Mr. Bandit
Mike wants me to tell you that since you have revealed the best of show award for the Run For Breath, there are people fighting over it already. Bike sales here at H-D of Charlotte have even gone up since then! If you ever finish it and get it to us, Mike wants to display it here in the store. I don’t know why, but he does. Personally, that hand coming out of it gives me the creeps. Mike says I just don’t get it.
Have a lovely weekend.
Love and kisses,
Meanest
P.S. Hey Bandit, Don’t worry about what “The Meanest” thinks about the award. People in the know think it is too kool for skool!
Later! Mike!
I’ll ship the trophy out on Monday. As a sensitive artist her words are devastating. I may have to ride motorcycles and drink hard liquor today.
Leather Seat Correction Friendly note to tell ya that the site for the lacing is wrong. It is tandyleather.com not tandy.com (which is radio shack).
ONE DAY at TAN TOCK SENG HOSPITAL – Center for Communicable Disease
This story was told by a nurse…and she swears this really happened on her ward.
A man suspected of SARs is lying in bed with an mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask,”Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed the young nurse replies, “I don’t know Mr ******, I’m only here to wash your face and hands.
He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, Are my testicles black?”
Again the nurse replies, “I can’t tell. I’m only here to wash your face and hands.”
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
“Nurse,” he mumbled, “Are my testicles black?”
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, “Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!”
At this the man pulled off his mask and asked again, “I SAID!!!!!: Are my test results back???”
–Craig
Late Model Fork Legs Available
Chrome Services.com presents the great Bikernet fork leg blow out. 41mm wide glide fork legs– outright. No core required but limited to stock on hand. Triple plated includes 1 year waranty “cause Bandit said so” $175! or with our own Billet lower cap and all new hardware “grade 8” $225 includes delivery within the USA. All legs are 1999 and pre-replacements….. Extremely limited also 5 sets of Black Chrome, no fender mounts for Choppers “60’s style 41mm custom legs” $200 set includes shipping and……. w/fender mounts black chrome $190 set same deal.
2000-2003 lower fork leg caps hidden mount billet $60 w/hardware fits new bikes
–Chrome man
CHRISHILLDESIGNS@aol.com
Hollister Is Comin’
Z-Big PARTY in Hollister. Just 5 blocks off Main St; house owned by Sheriff 1947. New owner, Huck, Boozefighters mc. All Niter, witha band & campout. Get your camera runnin’.
Ride On!
Wino Joe, USA
A Sunday Cantina Religious Moment
A train hits a busload of catholic high-school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks first girl, “Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?”
She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.”
St. Peter says, “OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.”
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Karina have you ever had any contact with a penis?”
The girl is a little reluctant but replies “Well once I fondled and stroked one.”
St. Peter says, “OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.”
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says “Susan! What seems to be the rush?”
The girl replies “If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Debbie sticks her ass in it.
–from Chris T.
Run For Breath Trophy Controversy Continues
I was just thinking about the awards for the Run For Breath. I got to see a couple of them this week at Ben’s V-Twin, here in Charlotte. I made another one this week. I was in my garage and there were a set of drag bars and risers that have been laying around forever and I got an idea for an award. It came out real nice. Even “The Meanest” liked it!
When we came up with the idea of making these awards it never occurred to me that Justin would always make something out of things that had been discarded. He was always tinkering with something in the garage.
When I saw those drag bars, I got the idea for the award. It took me back to a lot of those times and I realized that all of the awards and the idea for the awards are really being done in the spirit Justin would have built them. Justin was a natural with a wrench, and I know in my heart if he were here today he would be riding, wrenching and building something. It is funny that back in January when we came up with the idea for the awards, it was seen as just a way to cut cost of the run and now it so clear that this is how Justin would have wanted it! To create, to make something out of nothing!
–Mike
Handicap Ride By Surgical Steeds
Now you’ve got me all inspired to sit at this computer. I took a couple of shots of the bike, mid day lighting is really harsh. I’ll get better shots and some with the owner and Segue attached and him riding. Kind of a cool little project to personalize a bike for a guy who’s really going to enjoy it, AND RIDE IT.
–John Covington
Relationship Madness
A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man’s penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield. It sticks for a moment, and then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, “Daddy, what the heck was that?”
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, “It was only a bug, honey.”
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says… “Sure had a big dick, didn’t it?”
–from Bob T.
Hell, That’s It–Now it’s out to the garage where the steel is hot and the sparks are flying. I’m building a legendary fountain/waterfall for the Headquarters made from Harley parts, stones (from the seaside), old porcelain sinks. Should I document this process? It’s too bizarre.
I’ve got two HORSE deadlines to wrap up today and damnit, I’d like to ride. Have a great day.
–Bandit
