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THE BIKERNET VOCABULARY WORD OF THE DAY–Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
–‘Sarge’
Melbourne, Florida
BUELL 1125R WINS ASRA TEAM CHALLENGE RACE AT ROAD AMERICA–Estok Finishes Second in ASRA Pro Thunderbike; Bilansky Sweeps CCS SuperTwins
ELKHART LAKE, WIS. (July 7, 2008) ? A near-stock Buell 1125R entered by Richie Morris Racing/Hal?s Speed Shop and ridden by Dan Bilansky and Clint Brotz won the ASRA Team Challenge endurance race, part of the three-day American Sportbike Racing Association (ASRA) Road America Festival of Speed held over Independence Day weekend. Bilansky and Brotz completed 38 laps of the four-mile Road America course to take the overall win and to lead the GTO class. James Gang/Hoban Bothers Racing/Appleton Buell riders Paul James and Jeff Johnson completed 37 laps to take the Team Challenge GTL class win and finish fifth overall on a Buell Firebolt XB12R.
Bilansky said the RMR/Hal?s Buell 1125R turned in a strong performance despite being raced in mostly stock trim.
?This is a bike we built for me to use in sprint races, and we decided to use the Team Challenge to shake it down,? said Bilansky. ?We were using the stock Pirelli Corsa III street tires and even the stock brake pads, with racing bodywork, dry break refueling system, and a slip-on muffler as the only mods. It worked really well, in fact it?s probably the best-handling motorcycle I?ve ever raced at Road America.?
The ASRA/CCS races were witnessed by hundreds of Buell owners attending Buell 25th Anniversary events held at Road America during the weekend, including demo rides, autograph sessions with Buell racers and an opportunity to ride in a parade lap session around the 4-mile track. More than 500 Buell owners were registered for the historic event.
Estok Second in Pro ThunderbikeFor the second race in a row, Deeley H-D/Buell Canada/Ruthless Racing rider David Estok turned in a strong performance on a Buell XB12R borrowed from another team and rode to a close second-place finish in the ASRA Pro Thunderbike National at Road America.
With his primary and back-up race bikes down with mechanical problems, the Deeley team borrowed a Buell XB12R from the Hal?s H-D/Buell/Hal?s Speed Shop squad, fitted Estok?s suspension and bodywork, and put the defending Thunderbike champion on the starting grid. At the start, Estok joined a group at the front that included BMW rider Nate Kern, H-D/Buell of Frederick rider Bryan Bemisderfer, Hal?s H-D/Buell/Hal?s Speed Shop rider Dan Bilansky and Bison Racing/Eagle H-D/Buell rider Walt Sipp. Kern led the first lap and started to open a gap on the group of Buell riders, but by lap three of the five-lap race Estok had set a new Thunderbike track lap record, reeled in the BMW and passed for the lead as the pair exited the first turn.
?I was not familiar with the clutch on the Hal?s bike, and I got a terrible start,? said Estok. ?Then it took me a lap to get comfortable on the bike. Kern was faster on the long straights but I could out-brake him into the turns, so I focused on braking to close the gap.?
On the last lap of the race, Estok passed Kern again in the first turn. Kern took back the lead on the downhill straight leading to turn five, only to see Estok retake the lead as the pair exited Canada Corner. Kern was able to draft past Estok on the long straight to the finish line to take the win by .097-seconds, the closest finish in ASRA Thunderbike history.
?I got a really good drive out of the last turn, but he had the draft and I couldn?t hold him off,? said Estok. ?I?d really like to thank Dan Bilansky and the Hal?s team for loaning me the bike. I may have to trade purse money with him.?
Bilansky finished third, several seconds behind Kern and Estok. James Gang/Hoban Brothers Racing/Appleton Buell rider Paul James was awarded fourth place after Sipp was penalized for jumping the start of the race, and Bemisderfer was penalized for exceeding the class horsepower limit. Suzuki rider Ed Key finished fifth.
After five events, Kern leads the Thunderbike series with 162 points, followed by Estok with 132 points and Sipp with 115.
The next stop on the eight-race ASRA Pro Thunderbike schedule is the Barber Festival of Speed, August 9-10 at Barber Motorsports Park in Leeds, Ala.
Buell Riders Win Six CCS Sprint RacesIn MotoSport.com Championship Cup Series (CCS) twin sprint races at Road America, Joel Spalding rode a Buell XB12R to take two wins in Amateur Thunderbike. Dean Hagemann won Expert Lightweight F40 on a Buell XB12R. Bilansky rode a Buell 1125R to take two wins in Expert SuperTwins, and Estok won on Saturday in Expert Thunderbike.
JULY 12 – CHRISTMAS IN JULY TOY RUN — Sponsored by Full Throttle Magazine and Brandon Old Town Harley-Davidson, Adamo Drive, Tampa. Donation will be $10 and a new unwrapped toy. This run benefits St. Josephs Children’s Hospital. Registration starts at 9am with kickstands up at 11am. The After Party will be at Gulf Coast Harley-Davidson on S.R. 54. There will be free food with supplies last and everyone has a chance to sign up and win a $500 shopping spree gift certificate. For more info call 813-814-1424 Make your group ride plans to join us and help the kids in the hospital.
SPECIAL REPORT, BIKERNET TEXAS CHILI COOK-OFF REPORT–Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visitingfrom Springfield , IL .
Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chilicook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and Ihappened to be standing there at the judge’s table, asking fordirections to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I wasassured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn’tbe all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer!during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.”
Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
CHILI # 1 – MIKE’S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
Judge # 1 — A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 — Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) — Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You couldremove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put theflames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
CHILI # 2 – AUSTIN ‘S AFTERBURNER CHILI
Judge # 1 — Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 — Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be takenseriously.
Judge # 3 — Keep this out of the reach of children. I’m not sure whatI’m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people whowanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beerwhen they saw the look on my face.
CHILI # 3 – FRED’S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
Judge # 1 — Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 — A bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 — Call the EPA. I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feelslike I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Getme more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now mybackbone is in the front part of my chest. I’m getting sh*t-faced fromall of the beer.
CHILI # 4 – BUBBA’S BLACK MAGIC
Judge # 1 — Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 — Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish orother mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 — I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unableto taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beermaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman isstarting to look HOT … just like this nuclear waste I’m eating! Ischili an aphrodisiac?
CHILI # 5 – LISA’S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
Judge # 1 — Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, addingconsiderable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 — Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Mustadmit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 — My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and Ican no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me neededparamedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that herchili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding bypouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning mylips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stopscreaming. Screw them.
CHILI # 6 – VERA’S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
Judge # 1 — Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance ofspices and peppers.
Judge # 2 — The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic.Superb.
Judge # 3 — My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous,sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I’m worried itwill eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind meexcept that Sally. Can’t feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my buttwith a snow cone.
CHILI # 7 – SUSAN’S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
Judge # 1 — A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 — Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can ofchili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worriedabout judge number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he iscursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 — You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and Iwouldn’t feel a thing. I’ve lost sight in one eye, and the world soundslike it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, whichslid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match myshirt. At least during the autopsy, they’ll know what killed me. I’vedecided to stop breathing. It’s too painful. Screw it; I’m not gettingany oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the4-inch hole in my stomach.
CHILI # 8 – BIG TOM’S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
Judge # 1 — The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not toobold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 — This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mildnor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted,passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself.Not sure if he’s going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he’d havereacted to really hot chili?
Judge # 3 – No Report
–from James Schnarr
BIKERNET EMT HELICOPTER RESCUE SEMINAR–Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren’t able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping …….
–from Rev CarlR
LETTER TO BIKERNET FROM IRAQ– Just wanted to drop you a line and let you know Willie and I are doing well. Thanks a million for the package you guys sent. It was a huge morale booster for both of us, and our Soldiers. The stickers Chris T. sent were a HUGE success. You can find BMC Choppers, Bikernet.com, GOT BEER, Jesse Who, surf board, and Kanaka stickers stuck on just about everything in this country. I promise to shoot some pictures out as soon as the Internet is improved and is a little faster.
I got my hands on a little 250cc street bike from China and we basically beat the shit out of it for a couple days. It caught fire and blew up. Thank god no one was hurt. I would have had a hell of a time explaining that one.
Other than that, not much exiting going on. We’re on a little Forward Operating Base called FOB Normandy. Google it to find more about it. Can’t really tell you to much other than it’s small and there is no running water. We do have a Gym, which is what keeps me busy. It’s small, but it works.
I recently got promoted, which moved me indoors every day. No more patrols or any of that shit. Safer, but all in all I’d rather be out with the boys raising hell. It sucks to watch them roll out every day, knowing I can’t go out and play. I imagine thats what a normal guy feels like after he gets married and his buddies are going to the bar and he knows he can’t go. Thankfully I never went through that, but I know how everyone else feels now. Shit sucks!
Alright, enough blabbering. Keep the rubber part on the ground, drink some Jack and think of me and I’ll see you in a couple months. Ohh shit, Willies ass went to Italy for three weeks, Crazy fucker! Hope he gets warts!
Later,
–Chad
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–Jennifer
TROOPER TIPPED OFF HOOKER PROBE SUSPECTS–A state trooper who was investigating prostitution at a truck stop near Harrisburg, Pa., was accused of tipping off the suspects.
A federal grand jury indicted Trooper Shawn Dillard, 39, of Harrisburg, on charges of making false statements, obstructing justice, facilitating interstate prostitution and conspiracy, the U.S. Attorney’s Office said Thursday.
If convicted, he faces a maximum penalty of 25 years in prison and $1 million in fines.
Prosecutors said Dillard tipped suspects about undercover agents, offered to reduce the charges against a woman in his custody in exchange for sexual favors and lied to federal agents about his activities.
He had been a member of an anti-prostitution task force that had netted 16 people for trafficking in prostitutes, authorities said.
Dillard’s lawyer did not return a telephone message seeking comment.
State police said Dillard has been suspended without pay.
–Rogue
I say we nominate him for the Sturgis Hall of Fame.–Bandit
Cycle Source 8th Annual Custom Chopper Show Moves To MountainFest!–The same annual custom chopper show that has been held in Pittsburgh for seven years, has now found a new home in Morgantown, West Virginia during their annual MountainFest Rally. This previously annual event that attracted 10,000 local riders for a one day show, promises to have much of the same killer bikes and great judging that it has always featured. There are 56 trophies in 20 separate classes with a Best of Show for Pro and Open divisions. The show, that is open to the public and costs nothing to enter, will be held on Saturday July 26th at Mylan Park. Registration will begin at 8am and close at 1pm sharp. In addition to the show, professional builders and national celebrities will be on hand all weekend to exhibit their bikes.
Names like: Bill Dodge – Bling’s Cycles, Carl Hanlon – Guilty Customs, Pat Patterson – Led Sled Customs, Paul Wideman – Bare Knuckle Choppers, Steve Peffer – Steel City Choppers, Casey – The Paint Chop, John Vyborny – Jax’s Cycles and more to be announced.
Wild and Wonderful MountainFest Motorcycle Rally Sponsored by Triple S Harley-Davidson, Wild and Wonderful West Virginia & Budweiser, is scheduled for July 24-27 in Morgantown, West Virginia. A quick look reveals that true to their motto, MountainFest 2008 promises four fun-filled days of riding, revelry, and brotherhood in the rolling hills and valleys of the Mountain State. In addition to the Chopper Show, this rally has some of the best attractions including a $20,000 FREE poker run, 20 different tourism destinations, one of the best antique and vintage displays ever assembled (HONESTLY), entertainment by Kansas and a vintage motorcycle race through the streets of Morgantown on Sunday. All of this, including all parking, comes to the event attendee for the price of $10, yep, a 4-day-event, bikes shows, entertainment and all parking for ten lousy bucks! That’s one of the reasons Cycle Source Magazine voted them best new rally in 2006.
See more on their website at www.wvmountainfest.com and for more info on the Cycle Source Custom Chopper Show visit their Web site at www.cyclesource.com
HARLEY-DAVIDSON ENCOURAGES WOMEN TO TAKE LIFE BY TWO WHEELS —Ring Promotion and New Rider Guide to Help Inspire More Women to Move into the Driver?s Seat.
MILWAUKEE (July 8, 2008) ? To help encourage and inspire even more women to take life by the handlebars, Harley-Davidson recently introduced two initiatives: Let Freedom Ring promotion and We Ride – The Harley-Davidson Guide for Women.
Women all over the world have increasingly discovered the thrill of owning and riding their own motorcycles. In fact, the number of women who have purchased new Harley-Davidson motorcycles has tripled over the past 20 years, with women now accounting for nearly 12 percent of new Harley-Davidson motorcycle purchases.
LET FREEDOM RING
Let Freedom Ring is the first of its kind promotion by Harley-Davidson, created to encourage women to learn to ride and help celebrate women who have a passion for freedom and adventure on two wheels. The promotion is available only to women who have graduated from a Rider’s Edge? course and purchased a new Harley-Davidson? or Buell? motorcycle between June 2, 2008, and October 1, 2008. Eligible women will receive a ring custom-designed by Karen Davidson, daughter of Harley-Davidson styling legend Willie G. Davidson and great-granddaughter of one of the company?s founders. Full details are available at www.harley-davidson.com/womenriders WE RIDE ? THE HARLEY-DAVIDSON GUIDE FOR WOMEN Harley-Davidson is excited to release We Ride, a basic overview on what a new rider or a woman interested in riding needs to know about getting into the sport, available for download at www.harley-davidson.com/womenriders The guide features information on how and where women can learn to ride with details on the Rider?s Edge New Rider Course, the best way to fit a motorcycle for a woman?s ergonomic and functional needs, and getting involved and staying active with riding groups, as well as inspirational stories from real women who have answered the call of the open road. Along with these initiatives, Harley-Davidson dealerships across the country are also hosting free women-only Garage Parties to offer a non-intimidating environment for women to discover how they can get involved with motorcycles and meet other women who are interested in riding. For more information about We Ride, the Let Freedom Ring promotion or any Garage Parties near you, visit www.harley-davidson.com/womenriders HOLLISTER WEEKEND RUN CLOSING IN ON US–The Summer’s in full swing. Seth Doulton is working his ass off in Hollister to develop a killer event for us riders and the folks who live there. I’m sure most of you recognize the 5-Ball Racing Team art above. Chris Kallas has been invited to exhibit his art at Michael Lichter’s display, at Thunder Road in the dome, along with one of my bikes and a sculpture by K.Randall Ball. I haven’t started the metal art piece, so hang on. I did scrounge around a welding shop the other day for pieces of junk metal. This is going to be interesting. Speaking of real talent. Heather New just shipped this engraving to Kent Weeks, another master designer, at Lucky Devil Metal Works, who is building a Bobber for the lovely Nyla Ross. It will be unveiled in Sturgis, we all hope. We’ve just kicked off a Pro Street project at the Bikernet headquarters with dark chromed Renegade wheels, a CCI front end and sheet metal and Redneck fiberglass bags. You’ll see it begin to take shape as soon as we survive Sturgis. Hang on for the Sunday Post, if you’re around this weekend. We might get to see our first run at this magnificent sculpture for Sturgis. Damn, the pressure’s on. Ride forever, –Bandit
