I finished the Buell and will take it for its first test run today. We’re headed over to NuttBoy’s at the beach for a fish fry. I’ll make this short due to the extensive cleanup routine going on at the headquarters. Each time we finish a bike, we discover that the house is covered in greasy fingerprints, parts boxes and beer cans, and I don’t drink much beer. Let’s run at the news.
BITCH
Guess BITCH has a very different meaning! Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says “I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know…. Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.”
The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K, you know….Double Income, No Kids.”
The third guy says, “I’m a R.U.B., you know…Rich, Urban, Biker.”
They turn to the woman and ask her, “What are you?”
She replies: “I’m a WIFE, you know….Wash, Iron, F???, Etc.”
Second gal answers their question before they even ask it: “BITCH.” “So, just exactly what is a BITCH??????????” They ask in unison.
B- BABE
I- IN
T- TOTAL
C-CONTROL
H-OF HER HUSBAND
CrazyHorse Report–I think I’m going to be riding up to the rally that The Horse is having in a few weeks. I’ll probaby see you there.
Hey I know I’ll be seeing you at Mike’s poker run here in Charlotte. I know you probaby already have accommodations, but if you want to come out to the woods for a day or night, my house is here for you. Not the Hilton but we do have an in-ground pool, 6-plus acres and a big guest room with windows all across one wall looking out into the woods. Plus Jim’s shop is here and the Softail ought to be most of the way together by then. I do make the best strawberry daquiri on the East Coast. There’s also this bottle of Crown Royal that needs to have a dent put in it.
Damn, I told Mike I’d stay at his house.? ???
Harley Sculptures
Hi my name is Bill, I make the best Harley sculptures you?ll ever see around anywhere. No two are exactly alike– each one a unique piece. I’ve spent a number of years perfecting all the detailing that goes into each one.
You might think I?m asking a lot for them, but it’s reasonable considering the price of materials and intense labor that I have to go through to make each one a piece of art. I do all the welding, sanding and polishing. Check out my Web site and see what I mean — ?www.stainlessmotorcycles.com ?
I need to check one out.
Cyril Huze Report Still fighting with client not to turn the bike into a “Christmas tree.” One week more and the the job will be done. –Cyril
Cyril Huze Custom 20/20 Report–Hey Bandit! I just heard from JuJu Chang and she said that 20/20 is aiming for August 10 for airing our segment, but it is still not definite. I will keep you posted. –GOTH I know it’s not much, but it is the latest and greatest. We will take some shots of the Buell this afternoon and post them over the next couple days. Phil Stadden did a helluva job with the paint. We’ll let you know if we hear more about the new model. Have a barbecue, I need to ride.–Bandit
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