International Beaver Day 2023

Yup, it’s that time of the year. You are finally celebrating it since you rarely got to see any all year.

Apparently today is also 75th World Health Day by WHO (World Health Organization). In 1948, the WHO held the First World Health Assembly. The Assembly decided to celebrate 7 April of each year, with effect from 1950, as the World Health Day.

International Beaver Day is annually celebrated on April 7.

Beavers Wetlands & Wildlife (B.W.W. ), a non-profit organisation with members in the United States, Canada, and other countries, created the holiday in 2009.

What did the beaver say when it saw it’s home on fire? Dam!
What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you
What did the beaver say when he slipped in water? Damn it!
Did you watch that Beaver Documentary? It was the Best Dam Show!
What do you call a lazy beaver? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why did the beaver need an alarm clock? It was too dam early.
What did the sign for the party for beavers say? Beaver or be square.
What is a beaver’s favorite snack? Wood chips.
Where do beavers sleep? On a river bed.
What did a river say when seeing beavers for the first time? Well I’ll be dammed!
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma’dame.
Where do beavers keep their money? They keep it in the riverbank.
Why are beavers always happy? They don’t give a dam.
Why are beavers so good at maths? They love log-arithms.
Did you hear about the beaver who learned to code? It was the best dam program ever made
Someone once challenged me to tell a joke about beavers. I said dam, I can’t .
What did one beaver say to the other beaver when he fell in the river? Dammit
Who do Beavers get a lot of flak for building their shelters and blocking water ways? They are Damed if they do, and Damned if they don’t.
Why was the beaver mad? because no one came to his damn party
Hey girl, are you a beaver? Cause damn.
I should start making friends with beavers They always seem to give a dam
The hipster beaver refused to swim in the river He said it was too mainstream.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can’t tide.
What did the ocean say to the beaver? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the beaver say to the scout who tried to recruit him? Your offer is too dam low.
Why did the beaver need an alarm clock? It was too dam early.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? They use spring water.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in
A beaver walks into a bar and the bartender asks: You want a drink? To which the beaver replied ‘GNAW.
I saw a beaver movie last night it was the best dam movie I’ve ever seen.
Who’s beaver’s favorite pop singer? Justin Beaver.
What did the male beaver say to the female beaver when she said she wanted him to build something nice for her? “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a dam.”
What’s the worst part about being a beaver? It’s a lot of dam work.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors? Because they mind their own dam business.
Knock knock! Whose there? Beaver! Beaver who? Be-very-quite, I’m hiding.
Why don’t you ever find beavers at sea? They don’t have much gnaw-tical experience.
Why did the beaver get in trouble? Illegal streaming
Why was the beaver so chill? He was just going with the flow
What did the river say to the beaver? Nothing, it just waved!
Why was the beaver too cool for the river? It was too mainstream
What do beavers like to put on their salads? Branch dressing.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty? Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
My Dutch guinea pigs want to become beavers. They’re building a Hamsterdam.
What did the sign for the party for beavers say? Beaver or be square
How does a beaver get online? He logs in
What is a beaver’s favourite rap artist? Timber-land
What does beaver chili taste like? Like a normal chili, but little otter
What is a beaver’s most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale
What did the river ask the beaver? Water you doing today?
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was juve’niles