From what I’ve learned watching Japanese porn, there
are apparently only three jobs for women in Japan:
student: office manager: and nurse.
1: Student
A: If you are a female Japanese student….. then depending where you are on campus determines the number of naked females in your immediate vicinity. If you are in a classroom for instance, and it’s during school hours, at some point all the girls will be naked….. and either fucking each other or fucking a 50-year-old man who may or may not be in the school administration or faculty. He could be the janitor, he could be a male student from another neighborhood – or possibly from another planet – he could be an intruder male in a suit who has invented or stumbled upon a chintzy plastic device made in China that renders
school-girls motionless and stupefied, he could be a thin
male in a full-body, full-cranium, full-face Mexican
The girls in the classroom can’t see him even when he’s fucking them. They know they’re being fucked but they apparently resign themselves to it physically. However, expression-wise they are all aghast and hyper-befuddled at why they are being slammed from the back, bent over, and a separate dick being put in their mouth by an accompanying Cirque du Soleil character at their front.
If you are in a school hallway you will probably be the
only naked female, your clothes having been removed by
a male teacher, uninterrupted coitus being the eventual
outcome. No one ever seems to inadvertently walk-in-on a rutting couple in a school hallway during class hours.
Maybe there are a lot of hallways and each of them has a rutting couple in it such that there are no solitary
individuals going from one place to another. That would
explain it.
If you are in the bathroom there will be TWO naked
females; you and your partner, usually an aggressive
B: No actual curriculum is ever in-progress in a Japanese
school although the word “pussy” will sometimes be
written in cursive and in pink chalk on the blackboard while the teacher, usually a well-dressed woman in her mid 20s, will be lifting her short straight skirt past her underwearless twat and demonstrating to the attending teen females and perhaps the errant male student, how she masturbates.
At some point usually everybody eventually gets
C: Coitus is the only thing taught in a Japanese school,
there are no other courses. If the girls are sitting at a desk reading a book at all it is usually a ruse to keep the hot adult female teacher from noticing the student
masturbating beneath the desk. Apparently all Japanese
schools have a camera at this location somewhere near
the feet.
If she is not masturbating she will be surreptitiously
jacking off a male student sitting next to her. There are
apparently no aisles in Japanese schools. At least not
when the camera is under the desk. The aisle disappears
D: While the classroom is often a clusterfuck of
clusterfucking, in the library it’s strictly one on one.
E: There are never very many people in a Japanese
school library. The aggressor and the put-upon student
can be involved in an hour-long episode of fingers pulling
long strands of sticky glycerin out of a pussy and smiling
eyes staring at it in satisfaction without anyone ever
walking by the end of the aisle or entering the aisle in
distracted search of a particular volume.
F: Female students who are victims of other female
students in these libraries of carnal violations never bolt
for the doors to get the hell away from these ravenous
predators even though they are never in restraints. In fact escaping a Japanese library denizen with a long history of female predation would be the easiest thing in the world to do.
Just put your leg down and run off. Find the librarian or
security guard, not that either of these things actually exist in a Japanese library, and flee to your home or at least to somewhere outside the building.
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G: While all the girls in a Japanese high school are
compliant participants in all manner of spontaneous
classroom-wide sexual hyperactivity some Japanese
schools harbor, usually a quartet, of renegade girls in blue suit- jackets and blue short skirts who prowl the
basements and underground areas and anterooms of the
school looking for male personnel to hogtie and kick in the balls.
They then sit on their faces. This is pretty much all
they do find male employees, kick them in the balls and
then sit on their face. That’s it. When they’re done with him, they angrily storm off to find someone else to do the same thing to. There’s always only four of them. A nation that could bomb Pearl Harbor and involve the United States in a war that traversed the entire Pacific Ocean for 4 years should be able to hire a male staff of school employees that can track down and put in handcuffs four female teens with anger issues and dominatrix behavior anomalies.
That doesn’t seem to be in the cards, though.
2: Japanese Office Managers
A: Japanese office managers are always very regal adult
women, between 20 and 40, who, in the middle of the
workday, while everyone is trying to get something done,
will approach a male employee, his head in his papers,
and sit on his desk with one high-heeled foot in front of
his computer, her legs apart, her skirt up and her finger
massaging her twat and just stare at him.
For some reason these men are always a bit
nonplussed and distressed at this interruption of their
efforts to get the Hastings Account dealt with in an efficient manner. While this fellow might be in a tizzy about this, none of the other male employees are paying any attention to it at all.
This seems to be almost a never-varying occurrence in
Japanese life: people fucking like spaniels and Labrador
retrievers in the corridors of commerce, education, and
transportation in the middle of the day in business attire
and school uniforms….. often go either unnoticed by
everyone else in the vicinity or else are not worthy of
attention. I have yet to see anyone gawk in disbelief or
shriek in shock at the sudden eruption of unembarrassed
foreplay or full-on intercourse in a public setting on the
Island of Japan.
3: Nurses
A: Nurses in Japan have apparently one job to do: wear
short skirts and give blowjobs to bed-ridden men in their
care. Or maybe not even in their care, just simply in a
room they happen to be passing on their way to lunch.
She could be in the room simply to retrieve a stethoscope left there by a physician, and if there’s a male on his back in a bed, and she sees him…..she’s gonna go over to him and suck his dick.
He could even be unconscious, sedated, or on ten IV’s with the monitor with the green electronic indicator flat-lining and a loud continuous unwavering intrusive tone coursing through the room and it will make no difference to her; she will get herself over to him, or over to the body, and do whatever it takes to remove whatever needs to be removed to get him naked
and get that cock of his filled with blood and primed for
sucking.
I have yet to see a Japanese nurse in one of these
movies ask even one question of a medical nature to a
CONSCIOUS male patient while making marks and jotting notes in the clipboard in the crook her arm. It’s, like, it just don’t matter what his ailment is, a blowjob could be all he needs, let’s do that first, see if there’s any improvement.
Oh, and did I say male patient? That would be correct,
mi amigo. There are apparently no FEMALE inhabitants of hospital beds in Japan. If there is some super-secret
dietary regimen that the Japanese women are
participating in they are apparently not telling the men
about it. You will go up and down a lot of corridors in a
Japanese hospital, apparently, before you come across a
female patient.
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B: Nurses who decide to remain alone in an empty
hospital after all the patients and staffers have apparently
gone home for the night ARE going to be raped and
otherwise violated by tentacles.
C: Tentacles are apparently a species that do not actually
fuck other tentacles. They only fuck Japanese nurses.
How they reproduce fucking only Japanese nurses in
dimly lit hospital wards I do not know. It has certainly never been made clear in any of the Japanese tentacle movies. I can only conclude that, to a tentacle, fucking a human Japanese nurse is akin to Cleero – the Arkansas farmhand who wears never-washed overalls and no shirt – fucking one of the horses on a moonlit night while standing on a milk stool.
If you ever stumble into an empty hospital at night in
Japan and that has only the occasional light from another
room or from a transparent ceiling panel open to the light
of the moon and you see a nurse’s uniform hanging in a
closet or draped on a chair…..don’t put it on is my advice
If you are a woman in Japan and you do not have a car
and you need to be someplace, call Uber. Do not take the train, trolley or bus. At least if you’re female. You WILL be fucked by one or more of the male passengers and no one who is NOT fucking you will notice? And if they do notice they won’t make a move to put a stop to any of it. But usually, they don’t notice.
Either that or they have become
so frozen with fear at the brazenness of the attack that
they dare not react in any visible manner. Better,
apparently, to remain invisible like the men in the cloth
Japanese genitals have varying degrees of existence
Japanese genitals do not exist in what could be called a
static permanence. Japanese genitals vary in levels of
apparent reality, ranging from semi-distinct….to
noticeably blurry…..to vibrating adumbrated
indistinctness….to pixilated morasses of cloudy nebulosity rivaling Andromeda viewed with the naked eye through ten miles of volcano smoke at night in a mine shaft on the darkside of the moon.
This nebulosity does not however ever apply to Japanese
anus openings. The Japanese Culture Guardian of Proper Propriety of the Most Honorable Cock and Pussy has determined that only the hole of the dung-flushing anal ass rectal shitemitter can be photographed 100% of the time with no obscuring of its particulars via digital censorship applications.
The human shit-shunter, to the Japanese
Sanctification Board of Visual Permissions, is prime
viewing. There is no need to pixilate or otherwise obscure
the visual representation of where the human dungballs
and fecal logs push squeeze splatter and spray from out
the butthole shit-emerger asshole fundament anus
apparatus. Every scar, pimple, striation, anomaly, bacterial interloper, pustule, parasitical vagabond, every infection, abrasion, burst artery and exploded vein can be rendered to the viewing public in full and distinct clarity.
Cocks and pussies however?…….. whole ‘nuther list o’ rules, motherfucker. Good Lord, if you were to actually see a sexual organ via pornography?….”Oh, most honorable patron of filth: most apologetic to you.
Please observe mandated and authoritarian dignity at all time! No pussy faw yu! Onry butthole! No peepee bone! Onry pixirated brurry clotch!!! HA HA!”…..why the whole edifice of Japanese existence would collapse and fall away to dust were you to see porn in Japanese porn.
However, all is not lost, customer of filth purveyors, take a good look at buttholes, sir, and be happy you’re getting that, pornmeister degenerate of filth. You want filth?
Here, look at Japanese asses in 75-millimeter Panavision Cinemascope High Definition Rectalscope Vista-Vision!
Cocks and cunts? SO SOLLY!!! MUST PIXURRATE!!!”
I blame the two atomic bombs for this. You don’t come
away from a couple of those going off in your
neighborhood without long-lasting physical, emotional, and intellectual damage.
Buttholes thus become beautiful.
Cocks and twats thus become strange, alien, mysterious
realms of voodoo best not viewed. Even in porn.
Pornfree pornography: a Japanese creation only an atomic bomb could have jolted into existence. On the plus side, as global troublemakers…. the Japanese are at the very bottom of the National Annoyance chart. They are model, well-behaved industrious most-honorable and respectful earthlings as you will find on the planet. Thanks to those two bombings.
Japanese superheroines never win a fight
You would think that after a few hundred times of being
raped by your enemies from other planets and from other
dimensions that you would stop wearing your
superheroine costume, stop looking for trouble with
bipedal fuck-obsessed monsters with electrically-zapping
body parts and live the rest of your life healing your oftdamaged twat and perfecting your bonsai collection.
This is not what happens.There is no more admirable example of verve and enthusiasm and bold brashness and optimism in a battle she is surely going to lose than is contained in a Japanese superheroine dressed in a colorful multi-hued leotard and satin cape, standing balanced, fixed-footed, bare-handed,
and uttering “Hyaaa!” to a two-headed warlock
abomination from space made out of reptilian body armor
and wielding a gun that can burn through bridge pillars ten at a time.
The nation of Japan is apparently overrun with these
self-proclaimed saviors of the populace; delusional women possessed of poor if not non-existent fighting skills who are quick to leap into the path of the imperiling adversary from another dimension and summarily get the living fucking shit beat out of her after she misses with her first roundhouse kick.
Within about three seconds into the fight
she is in restraints and having her blurry vagina
investigated repeatedly by a blurred orange dick with
blurry gnarled surfaces.
If you are a celibate Japanese think twice about going on
a game show with your family. In porn world if anyone is ready for a pandemic lockdown of long duration it’s the average Japanese family. Like a man, who can suck his own dick, they have no reason to ever leave the house if food can be delivered. Because whether it be at the family breakfast table or sitting together in front of the television set after dinner or just playing cards, spontaneous nonchalant intercourse with a
family member of the opposite sex is always at the level of bonobos on aphrodisiacs.
When the all-day family sex is over, sleeping arrangements involve a mattress on the
floor inhabited usually by Mom, Sis, and Brother.
Japanese dads apparently never sleep at home. He is
probably over at his adult married daughter’s house
fucking her while her husband is asleep. Meanwhile, back
on the homefront, Brother is usually the one who just can’t seem to get to sleep while the other two, Mom and Sis, are deep in slumberland. So deep in fact that Brother
usually has time to fertilize Sis with quintuplets before
Mom even changes position to continue her snooze.
Sis and Brother, usually by now distressed with guilt and
confusion about what they have just done to each other
will wake Mom up to confess to her their plight of anxiety
and what should they do about it. Mom’s solution to this
dilemma is to ask them to do to her what they did to each
other so that she can more fairly assess the grievousness of the situation.
When they DO leave the house they go either to a spa
or on a game show. If they go to a spa the family takes off its clothes and fucks: dad fucks mom, dad fucks daughter, son fucks mom, son fucks sister. Game show outings are a little more coy but every bit as fornicatory.
The two main categories of game shows are the slip and
slide variety which actually involves entire neighborhoods
of families in competition and the “guess your family
member by their member” so to speak, variety wherein a
multitude of cousins and aunts or brothers and uncles will
provide alternative sex organs for the player to guess at,
but the upshot of the contest is if you FAIL to identify your mom or your sister or other immediate family member etc. you have to fuck them and get them pregnant.
“You have failed, my brother, to identify my pussy! Now we must sadly create a child via incest!” Or the hostess will say via the translation “Ikakna-No-Hak….You have not identified your mother’s pussy. Now you must seed her insides such that she delivers a lesser being created by incest to hold you in bondage to no avail forever.
However, your pleasure experienced by having your dick inside her pussy will be worth it!” Then of course they set to fucking right there on the studio floor with mom or sis telling son or brother, “Oh Kack-No-Kak!….I have yearned for your cock! Incest me
now with inferior offspring!” With Kack-Bak-Pak
responding “Our lives will be in suffering with the caring for the vast imperfection born of our incestuous seeding!
To kill him will be a temptingmentness of superior enticement! Mother!….do not fuck him after he is of seed-producing age for then our woe-filled lives will have not just inferiority in it but a true monster of Nature in Reverse!!” With mom saying, “I shall only fuck you forever son! Your father is even disgusting to me after the experience of your great cock of incest!!”
Rivaling the Japanese game show incest for sheer
debauchery is the Japanese physical contest incest
wherein one incestuous family tries to out-incest a few
other incestuous families, plus with behind-the-scenes
looks at the family members “training” by fucking each
other. Young Hot-Dang is still a virgin so dad must show
Apparently, from what I can guess after a few years of riveted watching of these bouts, the contest involves dad and daughter or brother and sister on slip-and-slide surfaces and daughter needs to get brother or dad to ejaculate outside of her twat before they manage to ejaculate INSIDE of her twat. Both combatants start out clothed in the oil pit and have to get each other naked, with daughter trying to get to dad’s dick and make him squirt jizz before he gets her clothes off and fucks her to where, when he’s done, jizz leaks out her twat onscreen for two or three minutes in lingering blurred closeup.
Meanwhile the other combatants yet to fight are shouting remarks and encouragement that the translated subtitles are turning into even more fun. “Look at Kim-Chee! Her pussy is steaming!” “Will Dong-Long ever get Inna Gadda Davida’s pussy to engage him???”
“Oh look, Look!….Butt-Toks has
achieved erection!!” He’s erected for himself a blurred
dick, but you WILL see his butthole in full clarity,
unpixilated, high-density Starfish-Vision.
1: News, Weather, and Sports
Female “newscasters” attempting to read news copy while being fingerfucked or bouncing up and down on a dick is a popular category of Japanese porn.
2: May I Help You Sir?”
Female food preparers in food trucks dealing with real
customers while being fingerfucked by someone on the
floor underneath her and out of view is a fan fave.
3: Senzuri
Clothed pedestrian females are paid to look at a naked
man suddenly standing next to them with a boner. An
atmosphere of complete safety is assured by the staffers, since they include women giving calm reassurance the clothed female will not be forced to do anything against her will.
However, she is encouraged to advance her
inspections. The naked dude is always slim, trim, and easy on the eyes. How things progress is never ever boring. Especially if she’s seeing a naked boner for the first time. This article could easily be a lot longer. But I have to jack off.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
____JJ Solari
