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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WOMAN’S DREAM CAR REVEALED (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 WILD WEST RESPONDS, “YOU MISQUOTED– John Covington or John Covington misspoke. Wehave hardly gone under. Actually, we are doing very well. We’ve expandedour dealer base to 14 dealers. We have doubled sales every year since 1998.We are profitable. We have a back log of […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WOMAN’S DREAM CAR REVEALED (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 3 Take a look at the WCC, and the car behind !BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–One of those times when everything happens, I mean everything, at the sametime. Sturgis, shop, bikes to be built, rides and shows. One day turns intothe next one and we don’t even

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WOMAN’S DREAM CAR REVEALED (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2LATE BREAKING NEWS–They found the body of the Chinese pilot who rammed the P3surveillance plane.Although he had been previously listed incorrectly, he has nowbeen positively identified as WON DUM PHUC.HANOI JANE IS BACK–Just in case we forgot. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CLONE MARKET SAGS, WILL IT MAKE A DIFFERENCE? Continued from Page 1MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE–On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While they are waiting, they begin

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CLONE MARKET SAGS, WILL IT MAKE A DIFFERENCE?Yeah, I received the following quote from John Covington of Surgical Steeds in Phoenix: “They seem to be dropping like flies. Titan, Big-X, Boar,American Eagle, Quantum, Confederate, and I just heard that Ultra filed Chapter 11, too. The newswith the flooring companies is that Indian is

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BUBBA BLACKWELL CRASHES IN DEL MAR, WORLD PREPARES FOR STURGIS RUN (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1THANKS MAN–I WAS RUNNING PRETTY LEAN. POINTS ARE ALL RIGHT BUT I GOT THOSE CHEAP AUTOZONE PLUGS AND I THINK IT LIKES ‘EM A LITTLE HIGHER QUALITY. SO FAR SO GOOD. I HOPE TO GET AN S&S CARB

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–ULTRA DOWN, TWIN CAM HORSEPOWER UP (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1BROTHER ATTENDED MEMORIAL DAY CELEBRATION IN ARLINGTON– I was fortunate enough to be able to observe the laying of the wreath at the National Memorial Cemetery in Arlington, Va., on Memorial Day, and I’ll tell all of you that there were not too

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–ULTRA DOWN, TWIN CAM HORSEPOWER UPIt was Memorial Day weekend and I got a call from NuttBoy, who was at his cabin in Idyllwild, in the San Jacinto Mountains. A giant pine had gone down directly in front of his cabin. He couldn’t escape to the liquor store for a beer run, so

BIKERNET NEWS–TWO WOMEN ATTACK HEADQUARTERS AT CRACK OF DAWN (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 2COAST TO COAST BIKER NEWS–Compiled and Edited by BILL BISH,National Coalition of MotorcyclistsNCOM CONVENTION “JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!” As NCOM Chairman DocReichenbach was making last-minute preparations for the 16th Annual NCOMConvention in Orlando, Fla., May 10-12, 2001, he told Bill Bish, NCOMexecutive

BIKERNET NEWS–TWO WOMEN ATTACK HEADQUARTERS AT CRACK OF DAWN (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 RESCUE MOTORCYCLE SAFETY FOLLOWING NHTSA/NBC NEWS ATTACK!– The joint Motorcycle Riders Foundation/State Motorcyclists? Rights Organization (SMRO) campaign to advance motorcycle safety through the 107th Congress hit full steam last week, only to suffer damage when a torpedo hit was leveled by

BIKERNET NEWS–TWO WOMEN ATTACK HEADQUARTERS AT CRACK OF DAWNI was minding my own business with one pretty little pussy in bed beside me when there was a clatter on the deck. We jumped to our feet, I got half dressed and headed for the front of the headquarters, grabbing weapons along the way. “What the

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THREE STAFF MEMBERS KIDNAPPED BY CARNIVAL CRUISE SHIP (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 1 A COP PULLS A GUY OVER–for speeding and asked, “May I seeyour driver’s license?” The driver answered, “I don’t have one. I had itsuspended when I got my 5th DUI.”The officer asked, “May I see the owner’s card for this

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THREE STAFF MEMBERS KIDNAPPED BY CARNIVAL CRUISE SHIPThe neighbors called the cops on us last night. It was just an innocent party–Karl had flown in from Phoenix for fire department union negotiations and Steve, the bum for Orange County, rode his rattle-trap Softail into the headquarters. It makes louder noise from the valve

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT’S CANTINA DUE TO LAUNCH FRIDAY, MURDER AND INTRIGUE ABOUNDSI slipped out of town for a couple of days while the feds sniffed around the headquarters. All the girls were sick as dogs and some conniving bitch was trying to get the scoop on the Cantina. It was time to be scarce, away

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SHE LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER WOMAN–MY GIRLFRIEND (CONTINUED) Continued From to Page 1AN UPSCALE BROTHER– enters his favorite ritzy restaurant….. While sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby….all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of merlot to be

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SHE LEFT ME FOR ANOTHER WOMAN–MY GIRLFRIEND With Laughlin behind us, we’re back at the computers like mad men and women. With our new bookkeeper tied up and naked in the basement, I explained to her how lucky we are to be able to make a humble living doing what we love. She

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAUGHLIN RAIDED BY BUTTERFLIES (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 3AUNT AGNES– was in her 80s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call one afternoon and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAUGHLIN RAIDED BY BUTTERFLIES (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2 BIKERNET MEETS JIMS MACHINE–Not only are we in the process of developing a line of custom covers with JIMS, but our Web master recently came up with the above neck cup puller design and is sharing it with the bros at JIMS for a

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAUGHLIN RAIDED BY BUTTERFLIES (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1 ERIC HERRMANN’S LAUGHLIN RENDERING–Eric was nearly finished with his new Laughlin 2001 piece while we roamed the aisles of vendors at the River Run. Here’s a sneak preview. Check out Eric’s other works right here on Bikernet. You can purchase them directly by going

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAUGHLIN RAIDED BY BUTTERFLIESNot sure where to start this week. We rode the Buell to Laughlin with a kick-off time of 5 a.m. No, we didn’t rise and shine at 5, we were rolling down the street at that sleepy hour. I like to watch the sun come up. From a survival standpoint,

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT ESCAPES HEADQUARTERS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1 GUN REFRESHER COURSE–A. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.B. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.C. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.D. Gun control is not about guns; it’s about

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–BANDIT ESCAPES HEADQUARTERSWith jealousy raging at the headquarters, I called for backup. Just one girl will hug me all the way to Laughlin. As of 5 a.m. Thursday, Japanese Jay and I, plus Nyla were cutting a dusty trail for the shimmering neon paradise on the Colorado River. I gotta tell you what

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LOST ARTIFACT FROM THE TOMB OF KING PUTT DISCOVERED IN BIKERNET BASEMENT (CONTINUED) Continued from Page 3BUSH PLAN TO REGULATE MOTORCYCLISTS– In a startling revelation, George W. Bush announcedtoday before a packed gallery of reporters that he was considering boldinitiatives to regulate the 4 million motorcyclists in the United States.Bush stood flanked by

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH—DEVIL DOLLS INVESTIGATED (CONTINUED)Continued from Page 2…..FEDERAL CASES–Federal CasesWhen the Feds come and bust in your door, (in my case two houses I wasn’t in before they finally showed up outside the condo where I was), looking to arrest you on a conspiracy rap.I don’t care how tough you are; you’re in for