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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EXCELSIOR-HENDERSON STRUCK DOWN AGAINA Note From Sin—As I sit here at my computer trying to put together some sort of news for you, my mind drifts between fantasy and reality as I know many people do daily. Just from talking to different Bikernet readers, many wonder what?s real and what?s bullshit on this […]

News Flash – Doobies Rock And Bandit Reports In! Continued From Page 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Party At Bikernet!—Hey Bandit,Where the fuk are you exactly? Was a huge party at the Bikernet headquarters last night … kinda weird Layla said it was a make bandit fly home and fuk me party? We all donated $15 bucks, there was

News Flash – Doobies Rock And Bandit Reports In! Continued From Page 1 Cool Chopper!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bikernet Caribbean Report—After endless delays, lines and numerous securtity checks, we finally madeit back from Phoenix. No wonder the airlines are close to flopping, theyare a disaster! A flight that normally takes six hours took us more than12. Anyway, we just

New Flash – Doobies Rock And Bandit Reports In!Hey out there, all you thin-lipped, slim-hipped, tight-assed women who may frequent San Pedro’s The Spot on Pacific Avenue, this is Snake talkin’ to ya. I’ll be there next Friday night. I just got paid and I’ve got $10 more than I’m gonna keep. I don’t know

NEWS FLASH —- BANDIT LOST AT SEA (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Have you heard the news? They found bin Ladin!They dumped Viagra all over Afghanistan and that little prick just poppedright up! Don’t know how true this is, but it gives one pause.You know, it’s funny. I remember very vividly the Oliver North hearings, butdid

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH—BANDIT LOST AT SEAIt was time to roll. Layla was getting on my case, Sin Wu wasn’t satisfied with just lunch quickies, and Coral, well, I won’t go there. It was time to pack my sea bag and make for the coast. I hadn’t hit an airport since the terrorist attacks and completely

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SERIAL KILLER WIPES OUR SEVERAL THOUSAND TURKEYS This is going to be short and sweet. I’m on call for a turkey dinner and actually I should be over there now helping Sin Wu with preparations, but I’m waiting here for bike parks and Jack Daniels. Suppose that’s an indication or my priorities.On the

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–U.S. SUPREME COURT APPROVES ROADBLOCKS, BIKERS RECEIVE ANTI-DISCRIMINATION SUPPORT Hey, I wish I knew what was up. Yesterday, I was minding my own business scrambling through another colorful day on the coast when Nuttboy showed up for lunch. Sin Wu was at the pad and we were taking care of some business. Nuttboy

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THANKSGIVING TRIBUTE TO ALL THOSE FIGHTING TERRORISM (CONTINUED) Contiunued from Page 2BIKERNET PARTY RESEARCH REPORT–This is the beauty of science, the ability to explain a naturalphenomenon…I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin on thesitcom “Cheers.” One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining theBuffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–THANKSGIVING TRIBUTE TO ALL THOSE FIGHTING TERRORISM Continued From Page 1 BIKERNET CARIBBEAN REPORT–We took the weekend to “organize” the shop; large plastic bins were filledwith parts and more parts, lots of stuff for Pans and Shovels as well asEvos. Amazing what you can gather in years of work, saving most of itfor

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STRANGE ADVENTURES AND REPORTS Continued From Page 1 SIDECAR RIG FOR SALE– I’m selling my sidecar rig and trailer. I would appreciate any help you can provide. This is such a specialized type of rig. Please pass the info on to anyone you know. Anna Hersey Home E-Mail: adhersey@yahoo.com Home Phone: (425) 827-8274

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–STRANGE ADVENTURES AND REPORTS I was recently informed that my news intros were losing their flair. I was too serious, too pressured by day to day rigors and bullshit. The report indicated that my intros had lost their sex appeal. That did it. I turned in my resignation and ordered flights to Houston

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SHIP CATCHES FIRE, EPA BURNS MOTORCYCLES, VAGOS BATTLE HELLS ANGELS Continued from Page 2++++++++++++++ BIKERNET CARIBBEAN LIVE–Just got back from Biketoberfest, amazing how crowded it was. We expectedless people since, as we all know, the past events had dampened a lot ofactivities, but no, not a Biker event. Actually it was way too

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SHIP CATCHES FIRE, EPA BURNS MOTORCYCLES, VAGOS BATTLE HELLS ANGELS Continued from Page 1 THE TRUTH ABOUT AB EXERCISES– A little boy walks into his parents bed room to find his mother ontop of his father riding him. The mother sees her little son and gets of her husband as her son leaves

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–SHIP CATCHES FIRE, EPA BURNS MOTORCYCLES, VAGOS BATTLE HELLS ANGELS I want to allow the military to perform their jobs with our support and be proud and supportive of the manner in which our government is handling these strikes. But the media continues to second guess every move, and question each tactic. Are

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LOVE RIDE COMING UP Photo from Kyle at BiketoberfestLife is bananas as we all know, right about this precise moment. If it’s not war, we have the neighbors dog snorting our mail before we open it. If he keels over I’m not going near it. The media drives me mad, yet there were

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAS VEGAS ROCKS WITH ANTHRAX-POWERED MOTORCYCLES THIS WEEKEND Continued From Page 1SEA FARING ADVICE–Sounds like you’re doin’ it! Right up there with Jack London, butyou will be “The Sailor On Motorcycle.” Hop’a freighter outta Houston andhitch-hike ’round tha world. KOOL! Rent’a bike as ya go? Or take THEIRV-Rod? Will ya go as a

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–LAS VEGAS ROCKS WITH ANTHRAX-POWERED MOTORCYCLES THIS WEEKEND Click For Larger .pdf ViewWhat a weekend it’s going to be — the girls of Las Vegas, the finals for Harley drag racing, the girls, the Guggenheim, the girls and the best bartender on earth at the Shadows Bar, where there are girls. The above

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WAR SOLUTIONS AND NEW PARTS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 3WANT TO ACHIEVE MORE THAN 100 PERCENT– We have all been to those meetings wheresomeone wants more than 100 percent. Well, here’s how you do that.Here’s how you can achieve 103 percent.First of all, here’s a little math that mightprove helpful in the future.How

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WAR SOLUTIONS AND NEW PARTS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 2 Famous, never-say-die, racing fan and builder Carl Morrow.CORRESPONDENT FOR BIKERNET COVERS ROCK SUNDAY– This is the last of it. Hal’s H-D along with S&S Cycle Buell entry. Also a pic of one of Jim Nasi’s bikes. There were a lot of very fast

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WAR SOLUTIONS AND NEW PARTS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1 Bikernet Webmaster on long-overdue vacation. We wish her well… God, if I only looked that good, I’d never leave the house. – DigitalHOSPITAL STORIES ON BIKERNET–Here’s just a taste, check the rest in Knucklebusters: The Surgeon’s Note. A nurse was on duty in

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–WAR SOLUTIONS AND NEW PARTS We’re working with a talented artist on a new Bikernet T-shirt. It will feature the above art, with the title change to: “Terrorist Poker Run 2001.” It will be on black. Let us know what you think. Part of the profits will go to the Red Cross.Hey,My ex

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–CUSTOM CHROME HITS NATIONAL NEWSBIKETOBERFEST BROADCAST Continued From Page 2 Here’s the rundown for Biketoberfest from the beginning to the goddamn end. Have a helluva time.10/3-10/10 10th Annual Gold Wing Getaway Vendor’s Expo motorcycle service and accessories, food vendors, 9am-5pm. New Smyrna Beach Airport, 210 Sams Ave.Free. For more info. Call (386) 677-1786.