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BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET GETS 1.9 MILLION HITS (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1A Little Boy’s Valentine’s Day CardCouldn’t pass up the opportunity to pass this one along……Too damnfunny! Have a great day.Little David comes home from first grade andtells his father that they learned about thehistory of Valentine’s Day.”Since Valentine’s day is for a […]

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET GETS 1.9 MILLION HITS Bikernet has consistently been cutting edge, at least we’d like to think so. This weekly report is no different. We post it whether anyone likes it or not. The flash for this week is that we are planning a bike for the Sturgis run this year.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET UNION UPROAR (CONTINUED) Continued From Page 1ViagraThe boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burned-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – BIKERNET UNION UPROARWe?re here to have a good time, but it is a business of sorts, and recently we?ve had some upheaval at the headquarters. During the last board meeting, Bandit?s World Wide Run Report was voted out of the Bikernet News to be placed in a separate section next to

Continued From Page 3We Want Your Tattoos – Keep Em’ Comin’ This fine tat was applied in Berlin to a Marine Security guard stationed at the Embassy in Baku Azerbajan. He is defending liberty and I have dubbed this tat “ever vigalante”. I think it is kick-ass, and hope you can use it. If you

Continued From Page 2Cyril Huze 2002 CatalogCyril Huze just released his new catalog The 2002 edition is 80-page and features more than 550 references with, as a bonus, double spread color pictures of Cyril’s most recent custom motorcycles. A must for any individual and professional builder looking for fresh ideas and state-of-the-art custom parts &

Continued From Page 1FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will

“Damn?.where the f?Huh? Wha?? We’re on? Shit! You mean I gotta’ talk? I just wandered in here looking for a bottle opener. So now you want me to introduce the Thursday News? Damn.” Sin Wu screeched at me from somewhere in the house. I usually try to avoid the den of sex kittens she has

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH…. Continued From Page 2 THE FINAL CHAPTER– A dense fog sat off the coast of Egypt as we steamed close yesterday morning and delayed our entrance into the Suez Canal by a couple of hours. As we entered we experienced something we have never endured in any port in the United States

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH…. Continued From Page 1Puss-In-Boots In The Nude! Well, sorta. Don?t keep scrolling down guys, you?re not going to see her ass.I put a call out last week for your pictures of tattoos. I?ve only received a couple of responses so?.. Come on you people?.. Send me your tattoos! With your submission to

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH…. If you’ve been staying on top of this mess, fine. If you just stumbled in here, you’re in for a surprise. I’m supposed to write a stunning motorcycle related news column weekly, but I can’t. No, I wasn’t run over by four old golfers in Palm Springs. I’m on a tramp freighter

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH-VON DUTCH JOINS, JOSE’S BACK AND THE MARINES REPORT INAs usual, I don’t have any notion of how to kick this thing off. As most of you know, I was found guilty of a terrible crime and tossed aboard a corroding German vessel for five months of international community service. That’s the reason

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH-VON DUTCH JOINS, JOSE’S BACK AND THE MARINES REPORT IN (CONTINUED)_ Continued From Page 1VON DUTCH COMES TO BIKERNET–We’re pleased to report that Von Dutch will continue his rebel artistic legacy through a line of products with the classic Von Dutch label and they will be featured in the gift shop of Bikernet.com.

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH-VON DUTCH JOINS, JOSE’S BACK AND THE MARINES REPORT IN (CONTINUED)_ Continued From Page 2BrainsIn the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tiredand somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news” he said as he surveyed the

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – JESSE JAMES JOINS SAN PEDRO POLICE FORCE (CONTINUED)Continued From Page 2A Word From Beautiful Brenda—As I was putting this news together, I received a phone call from our resident model/spokeswoman/mistress of ceremonies/ray of sunshine – Brenda Fox.She told me a story about Richard, the dude who bought the Blue Flame. She

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – JESSE JAMES JOINS SAN PEDRO POLICE FORCE (CONTINUED)Continued From Page 1 INSIDER HORSE TRADING–Recently, our Web master and bad guy sleuth, the Digital Gangster, began to sneak links into bike mag e-mail portals so we can scoop up insider information on several magazines. Here?s a report on the outlandish chopper mag

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH – JESSE JAMES JOINS SAN PEDRO POLICE FORCE Thank Thor, the god of iron and silver, that he did. I needed a contact on the inside of a cop shop last week. As usual, I don?t know where to start this week. I?m still sitting on the rusting bucket of moneymaking (I

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH — MUTINY ON CHRISTMAS DAY, BLOOD FLOWSFirst, a word from the women.We women here at the Bikernet headquarters are still recuperating from Christmas, birthdays and all that other shit. You get a short News this week cause we don?t feel like working. We ran out of the mixings for White Russians so

MERRY X-MAS FROM AROUND THE WORLD! Continued From Page 2Like I said bikers dig an adventure, like Dave Barr, the ex-mercenary/double amputee who has ridden all over the goddamn world on various Harleys and written a couple of books. Since he’s already done that with a lot of class, I had to do something different.

MERRY X-MAS AROUND THE WORLD! Continued From Page 1Big Bore Report –Part 1 – Put about 550 miles on the new Dyna and it was slow. So… This week wetook it all apart, attached is a picture. We are in the process ofinstalling: 6200 RPM ignition box and new coil, 44 millimeter SE CV carb,211

Merry Christmas Around The World Some people think these Bikernet reports are the result of too much whiskey and bad LSD. Others know for a fact that they are real square business. For a new reader who rolls into this Web site expecting only motorcycle info, you have a surprise ahead. Why, you may wonder,

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EXCELSIOR-HENDERSON STRUCK DOWN AGAIN Continued From Page 2Bikernet JokeThe head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.” So

BIKERNET NEWS FLASH–EXCELSIOR-HENDERSON STRUCK DOWN AGAIN Continued From Page 1The WCC No. 2 is ready to be put together. We are waiting for the paint todry and some parts are still on back order. If things go as planned, we will have the whole build next week here onBikernet. But wait, there’s more. WCC No.