I just watched the George Clooney and Evan McGregor film, “Men who Stare at Goats.” It made no sense, but about a decade before the Iraq war, maybe two, I owned goats and was a member of the Hells Angels. I lived on a half-acre in Sun Valley on the outskirts of the San Fernando […]
Well here it is 2024. The years are flying by like the high line poles, to quote the late great Merle Haggard. I just turned 77. I finished building a classic style chopper for a young guy who thinks he wants to be part of the lifestyle. The bike came out nice and he loves
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AI illustrations by Wayfarer Editor’s Note: I wrote this in response to the Bikeriders Movie. I wanted to show that all outlaw outcomes are not negative or bad. There’s way more to the biker world than drinking beer and fighting. I’m working on another piece, hang on! Frankie’s folks beat him with fists
A sprawling homeless encampment surrounded Bandit’s Cantina on the main channel overlooking the Port of Los Angeles. Brothers were leary of parking for a beer. Anything on their bikes worth a dime was stolen and the cops couldn’t and wouldn’t stop them. The LA City Council made it okay for thieves and even hold-up thugs
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Here’s a well-known photo that is often posted from the “Then Came Bronson” TV show… except that is not Micahael Parks. That is stuntman and motorcycle racer Bud Ekins. Besides doing a lot of the riding for Bronson, Bud also did the famous fence jump from “The Great Escape,” and drove many of the Mustang
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As usual, I don’t know where to start. The shop was finished and we experienced our first real winter in the Black Hills. The redhead slid off the driveway in her Subaru and it took two pickups, chains and an excavator to pull her back onto the concrete, and we don’t live on a hill…
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Our Master of Film Sam Burns sent us a few image recently. The caption Dick Dale. As a kid I remembered Dick Dale and the Deltones, so I asked if it was the same guy. Sam confirmed that it was and we researched Dick Dale with Wikipedia. Birth name Richard Anthony Monsour Also known as
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I took a picture of yer twat and showed it to this friend I’ve got who owns a beer and whiskey joint that doesn’t do much business. He said “This twat is so angelic, so fucking different from the relic that my skank ol’ lady sports that never incites jizzness.” He then went really overboard
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Bandit woke the next morning with a start. Emotionally beat-up he struggled with depressing thoughts of the future. He couldn’t figure how society could be living in the best of times, yet some folks were making it the worst. He showered and scrambled down stairs. The crew made their way quietly around the Cantina as
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We were standing on the Strip, watching the pool at the great Bellagio.We were standing hip to hip,while the waters did their adagio.We were pressed against the wall,made of cement and/or of stone,and i pressed my crotch against it,to stimulate my bone.It pushed back against my cock and balls,and my deflated pecker dowel,but it
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Music is creativity and creativity is exploration. No wonder there are so many popular musicians fascinated by two-wheels and the motorcycling lifestyle. “Motorcycle Mama” is a song written by John Wyker and performed by Sailcat. It reached # 12 on both the U.S. pop chart and the U.S. adult contemporary chart in
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I think the motorcycles in Popular Science magazine appeared because they were far ahead of cars as a means of transport — better built or more refined and there used to be a lack of roads / highways — hence more reliable than a car in that era. Strictly Men’s Magazine French Doll World of
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My pecker saw your pic today/ it filled with blood, oh, right away/ I could not move it left or right/ nor up or down with all my might/ An angled-upward juggernaut/ it thought of nothing but your twat/ I never knew it got that hard/ I think I heard it yell “En guarde!”/ a
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Chance rode back to his pad wondering what the hell just happened. He was naturally suspicious and sensitive to the actions of others, and what about the redhead. She hit him like a bolt flying off a speeding semi. He felt for a bruise next to his heart. He unlocked his gate and rolled his
On a rainstorm washed Saturday morning in the Cantina Bandit stormed down the stairs. “Margaret, where the fuck are you?” Margaret stocked the Bar every Saturday morning like clockwork, but orders faded. Bandit wasn’t buying as much booze recently. The bar still filled up, but booze prices hadn’t subsided since Covid. “Yes boss, what’s up?”
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A brother, Cabana Dan owns this bike. There were only ten built as prototypes to compete with the Whizzer kit motorbikes. Dan only knows of two and this is one of them. It’s been housed in the National Motorcycle Museum for years, but since they plan to close their doors, Dan is headed to Iowa
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Boner-makin’ betty’s got a hundred watt twat/ Give her a fiver and she’ll show you what she’s got / She’ll make your cock drip semen like a bum drips snot/ She’s got a jar fulla coke and a barn fulla pot/ Her pussy temperature dial has just one setting: hot / Bashful and coy are
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Joey, running late, rode his Sportster hard up Washington Blvd heading inland. The once proud city crumbled around him with crime, grit, trash, drugs and homelessness. He darted around destitute RVs, parked and rotting in front of once active marble foyers to penthouse suites in slick high-rise buildings. The once proud city lay in trashy
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Joey Bunch woke with a start. He needed to ride to his assigned position to block the 405 freeway and meet an activist group hauling a banner: Folks against Fossil Fuels. He knew the movement made significant progress in the last year. The Zero concept had taken off. It just needed to be implemented. He
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As you know, Motorcycles inspire me. I can see a bike roll past me on a foggy street and be inspired by it’s lines, the shape of the gas tank or the angry sound of the muffler in the dark. Recently, I spotted this BSA V-Twin and was inspired first by the fact that BSA
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We’ve had some fun with Sinwu over the years. Since I’m a three-tour Vietnam Veteran many brothers are massively skeptical of Chinese folks and perhaps rightfully so. I’ve been to Hong Kong three times in the ‘60s and in 2001 I hit three cities in China while traveling around the world. I’ve always found the
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We started a series of stories about why we chop. They are a blast, inspirational and enlightening. This one touches on two elements of the equation. Why we chop and something about the history of the chopper. There are two partners involved in this story and bikes. Both are partners in a Shop called Johnny
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