Agent Zebra, recently returned from the jungles of Ecuador where he was researching an escaped from the film industry. His escape was successful, but once Ecuadorian officials got to know him he was asked to leave. Being ostracized by the film industry means no invitations to Hollywood parties. Being hated by South America Officials means certain death.
He returned to the coast and is hiding while slaving away on another episode of “Bandit’s Cantina” the biker soap opera. Check it out
Bush to become a motorcyclist to better understand bikers. Saturday March 31, 2001 11:58 PM ET
By Cynthia Wilkenburg
WASHINGTON (Rueters) — In a startling revelation, George W. Bush announced today before a packed gallery of reporters that he was considering bold initiatives to regulate the four million motorcyclists in the US.
Bush stood flanked by Vice-President Dick Cheney, American Motorcyclist Association (AMA) President, Robert Rasor and Willie G. Davidson, VP of Styling for Harley-Davidson Motor Company. Bush said, “We expect to put in place a plan of action that will benefit all Americans, not just motorcyclists.”
The centerpiece of legislation proposed by Bush would be a monitoring system that would include a special electronic badge to be affixed to all motorcycles, similar to the E-Z pass card in use in the Metropolitan NY and Washington, DC areas. With this new system to be called E-Z Rider, a special Pentagon computer would be linked to the current system of 25 earth orbiting satellites that would continuously scan the earth’s surface in search of E-Z Rider badges.
Davidson’s Plan will be released in the news on Thursday
WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
I was just informed by Cindi (TMRA2)Texas Motorcycle Rights Assoc.. that you never got an “Old Farts” Certificate and after you were kind enough to run it in your weekly news, Damn sorry ’bout that any way here it is now lets go riding and drinking.
–Terry G.
p.s. keep up the good work>
BANDIT,
I GUESS “ANYONE ELSE” DOES NOT APPLY TO THE ROTARY CLUB, 4-H, OR FUTURE FARMERS OF AMERICA WHO WERE ALLOWED TO WEAR THEIR UNIFORMS, WHICH ACCORDING TO STATE DEFINITION MAKES THEM “GANG” MEMBERS BY THE WAY THE STATUTE IS WRITTEN.
THE “MEMBERS” THE ARTICLE WAS REFERRING TO WEDNESDAY NIGHT WAS ONE PATCH HOLDER, HIS WIFE AND HIS CHILDREN.
–STICH Motorcycle groups, or anyone else, can’t wear club attire to fair By LINDSAY CESSNA Motorcycle group members who go to the Yuma County Fair may be asked to leave if they refuse to remove their club attire while on the fairgrounds. The restriction is part of the fair’s efforts to crack down on any clothing that is or could be viewed as being gang-related. Lindsay Cessna can be reached at lcessna@yumasun.com THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. Mystery report on Bike Week was slipped under the Cantina door this morning. We’re still trying to decode it. Let’s see if this works. Sneak preview of a new Bikernet Ad that will be running in The HORSE magazine comin’ right up. Their circulation is fighting back to 50,000. That’s working hard to make every issue count in today’s rough newsstand market for magazines. Congratulations, men. Hey everyone! The Tribute Gala honoring Larry Hagman is booking up fast, so please let us know as soon as possible if you’ll be able to join us at the Beverly Hilton on May 5. Semi-formal, dinner, dancing and silent auction – $125/person. Call (800) 696-3727 for more information. Chopper Orwell may have been based on fact–At first I figured your reference to them refrigerator Nazi’s was a bit far reach’n for me to get behind in your book. Not that it detracted any from the story line, though. Just heard on the news, however, California is lean’n toward that already due to power shortages going on. You must be one helluva fuck’n prophet there, dude. Ha!! Truthfully, though, I’ve seen first hand many of the subtitles you’ve mentioned going on around this country regarding the problems us bikers face with our freedoms. Since I?may not have mentioned it before, consider it done now that you’ve done well with the book, and that your ex was right about the whole idea. I’m pass’n along the book to members of our “Valley A.B.A.T.E. Motorcycle Association” (of which I’m the treasurer). You’ll get some interest there, I’m sure. I’ll pass along your web site, too, so other writings of yours can be obtained if desired. I certainly am interested in reading more of your works, too. Ride on…… ride free, brother. F.C. (Zzap!) White That’s it for the Sunday Posttoday, but there’s an ongoing murder investigation. We’ll report on that later. Plus a Sunday Post correspondent was involved in a drug bust last night–she’ll report once her bail is set. At a separate local, Duarte, California, in an undercover report at a party, we discovered that Bill Bish, motorcyclists rights leader with NCOM (National Coalition of Motorcyclists) has left the offices of Richard M. Lester to return to his wife’s family home in Cleveland, Ohio to raise their small child. L.A. was just too much for the man. We wish him well. Let’s go for a ride–Bandit
Alaska, USA 
