The word is that we need to drag the complete rolling chassis into his shop for consultation before we kick this project in the ass. Hopefully, the chassis will be complete with driveline by the end of the week. Let’s get to the news, ’cause frankly It’s fuckin’ Sunday and I want to get the hell out of here.
Garry Stuart Interviews Bandit
Garry Stuart the English moto-journalist for book publishers and Freeway magazine stopped by the headquarters the other day and rolled through numerous reams of film and tape interviewing Bandit for a book project based in England, then shot the big guy riding his ’48 pan in the hills.
We’re sure the site of Bandit’s five o’clock shadow and ten in the morning broke Garry cameras, and the tape will be lost as sea before it makes it back to Europe.
Sunday Jokes
1. Definition of a teenager? God’s punishment for enjoying sex.
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Female Wolf Escapes Wet State Of Washington
We are north of Coos Bay, 10 miles, at Moe’s house on a lake behind the sand dunes (he’s a railer). The music is on, we had a great night, dinner at the Mexican place with lots of tequila, a safe first night. No incidents, great day, will send pics this morning. I’m trying to keep it short.
–Helen & Suzanne
Hot Bike presents the White Brothers Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show
Presented by Bikernet.com, this exciting 2-Day, Weekend Streetbike Extravaganza set for July 20 -21st at the Queen Mary Event Park in Long Beach will rock the coast.
The 2002 edition of the Hot Bike magazine sponsored White Brothers Los Angeles Calendar Motorcycle Show set for July 20-21st at the Queen Mary Event Park, Long Beach, CA, is really coming together with 130 major manufacturers and the leading custom bike builders from across America. Sponsored by Hot Bike, White Brothers, Performance Machine, Bikernet.com and The Recycler/Cycle Buys, and featured on the Speed Channel’s American Thunder, The LA Calendar Motorcycle Show has continued to grow every year to become the biggest and most popular streetbike show in America catering to the custom, cruiser and sportbike markets.
Exciting features at this year’s Show include an added celebrity host, legendary biker journalist Keith Ball, a.k.a. Bandit of Bikernet.com, together with our returning hostess, the lovely Brenda Fox.
Bikernet.com will also again be hosting the blowout Bikernet.com Party on Saturday night aboard the Queen Mary with a huge fireworks display. Last year’s party was a huge success with standing room only, lots of free Bikernet.com giveaways, and running until the wee hours of the morning.
Jim Lewis Passes On
Jim Lewis, Producer of the Hot Rod and Performance Trade show, and publisher of Hot Rod and Performance trade magazine, passed away April 18th. Jim was a long-time member of the motorcycle industry, and had been President of Malcolm Smith Products, working there from 1972-1990. Following his tenure there, he and wife Debbie started their own company, Lewis Communications Inc., producing the Action Motorsports trade shows during the 1990s.
An avid motorcycle enthusiast, and car (Ford) fanatic, Jim was born in 1947 in Colton, CA. Married for 22 years, he is survived by his wife, Debbie Wilkins Lewis, and brother Steve Lewis.
A memorial celebration of his life is planned for April 30th at Joes Garage, 36 Auto Center Dr., Tustin, CA. Friends are asked to visit beginning at 6:00pm. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that donations be made to the Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation of the U.S., 302 Ridgefield Court, Asheville, NC 28806, earmarked for the Cycle World Joe Parkhurst Education Fund.
MOODS OF A WOMAN
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction
A woman is a bundle of contradiction.
She’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse.
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose.
She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.
She’ll win you in rags, enchant you in silk.
She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad.
She’ll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
MOODS OF A MAN
Horny
Thirsty
Hungry
KC Creations/Easyriders Party
It’s time again for KC Creations/Easyriders Anniversary Party in Kansas City. I wanted to let the everyone know. We would love to have some of the boys down. Lots of motels are close. It should be a good time for all.
–Cheryl
A Rabbi, A priest, and an Attorney are on a big boat when all of the sudden it starts to sink.
The Rabbi says “Save the children first”.
The lawyer replies “fuck the children!”
The priest then says “Do you think we have time?”
Shut The Doors
The sun is out as bright as a platinum blond. It’s warm as the side of her boob. The beer is as cold as her heart and the Panhead is running as smooth as her inner thigh. It’s time to ride, slip across town to a little apartment where your bike will just fit between her front door and the teetering fence. She’ll hold the screen open dressed in only a robe that’s open to the floor and you can make love as the sun floods her bedroom. Then you’ll both slip out for a ride along the coast and have dinner on the harbor before you return to her pad for another romp. It’s what life’s all about, goddamnit. Last one to the bar owes me a Jack on the Rocks.–Bandit
