Wish I knew where to start. We fired the Amazing Shrunken FXR yesterday. It’s a bad-ass little hot rod. It sparked right to life, 88-inches of street fighter. I’ll try to run a report on my wiring job next week. Giggie from Compu-Fire helped me install the new Compu-Fire starter that’s good for all ’90 and later bikes.
Sin Wu crawled all over me last night after checking out the girls from Rigid Frame Richard’s Texas shots. She has a message for Richard, “I like the brunette. Send her out.”
There’s nothing like a woman whose switch is on. Let’s hit the news:
Vote For Black Baggers
Hey Bandit,
Like the direction you are going with the Road King. Thought you might enjoy these shots of my Bagger. See you in Laughlin?
–Magic Wrench
About to publish a feature on the KING then run to Laughlin quick. Hang on. I’ll watch for that black monster on the road.–Bandit
South Mississippi Bike Rally
It is only (12) days until one helluva party. The South Mississippi Bike Rally in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
The Accu weather (15) day forecast shows good weather. Our special guest will be Blues Singer Mean Gene Kelton from Houston, Texas, The Haywire Band from Columbus, Georgia, The Dawn Barham Band from Columbus, Mississippi, Deepwater from Beaumont, Mississippi, Honest Brad from Hattiesburg, Mississippi, The Navigators from Gulfport, Mississippi.
We’re featuring a wild motorcycle Stunt show from Florida by Fere, Inc feathering Adam Holbrook the #3 stunt motorcyclist in the world. A Bike show rocks Saturday, Poker runs Friday, ?Saturday and Sunday, 50/50, Biker Games, Biker contest, and lots of give aways.
We have a full week-end of fun planed for the rally. Come join Misfits Motorcycle Club for a great party.??Hope to see you there. You can visit our rally website at http://www.southmississippibikerally.com or our club website at http://www.misfitsmotorcycleclub.com
With Love, Loyalty, & Respect
–Bigo
MFFM
SUPER STRETCH RIGID CHOPPER CHASSIS
Paughco’s new SUPER STRETCH RIGID CHOPPER frame is certain to set new standards for design, performance and quality. Available in four configurations: 4″ over down tubes with 2″ extended backbone, 6″ tubes with 3″ backbone, 8″ tubes with 4″ backbone and 10″ over down tubes with 5″ in the backbone. The unique frames are also available in stock and ultra wide versions to accept up to 180 rubber with belt drive.
While Paughco recommends no more than a 40-degree neck rake be ordered for use with stock trees, builders can go to 45-degrees when used in conjunction with Paughco’s latest 6-degree billet triple trees. The later combination provides an awesome, almost power steering like feel in the front end.
The new SUPER STRETCH RIGID CHOPPER frame retails between $1250.00 and $1350.00 depending on customer style requirements. For further information call 775-246-5738 or visit Paughco on the web at
Its SPRING TIME !!! GET READY TO – SMELL OF “NITRO” at the –
Sunday April 25th
Red River Raceway – Gilliam Louisiana
Just North of Shreveport ….
Make Plans NOW to attend the 4th Annual Louisiana State Championships !! At The “WIDE OPEN ALWAYS” Red River Raceway – LOUISIANA?S SUPER – TRACK – “The BIG NUMBERS” WILL BE RUN !!! SEE – WHAT HAPPENS DOWN THAT QUARTER MILE !!!!!!!!!!! SEE – The New Racers On their New Rides & WHAT HAPPENS !! SEE – NITRO HARLEY VETERANS !!! TOP FUEL HARLEYS – NOSTALGIA FUEL HARLEYS – TOP ALCOHOL HARLEY DRAGSTERS &
32 Sportsman Trophy Classes for any type of Harley Davidson Motorcycle
CHECK TEXAS SCOOTER TIMES WEB SITE FOR MORE RACE INFO: Who?s Coming ! – How To Race Your Own Bike !- CHANGING DAILY!! SPORTSMAN CLASS INFO: WWW.TEXASSCOOTER.COM
Laughlin Fever
Bandit, I’ll be wandering around at Laughlin Sat. the 24th on my way to Texas. I have a good friend in Waco and this is a great time to dump my old house and start a new life.
I sold the red hardtail Sportster. Got the other one running and am making great progress on the shovel. Here’s a couple of pics.
Love your Horse articles and good to see your name in American Iron. I really like that mag. I sure liked the Englishman’s story about OCC. I couldn’t agree more.
I’ll look for you at Laughlin. I’m working on billmay.org. It will have bikes, music and ufo stuff on the same site.
Ride on,
–Bill
Don’t Fart in Bed
(If this story doesn’t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I will pray for you.) This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.
He told her he couldn’t stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was.
He said, “Honey, you were right.” All these years you have warned me and I didn’t listen to you.”
“What do you mean?” asked his wife.
“Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
–S&C
Rigid Framed Texas Report
I think the trail of M&M’s to my bike worked too well last night. 650+ on the bike count at Jack’s in Houston.?Plus two young ladies asked if I would do nudes. OK…if I really must I will. We will see if that happens or not. They want the shots for their boyfriends according to their story.
I just brought in some images this morning?I thought folks might ask for them. I have my new digital camera and software so I’m crankin’.
The “butterfly in training” is a little cutie! She was not as shy last night. You can’t be shy and hangout with Shelly and Randen! I got some images of her a couple of weeks ago but had some image quality issues. I was telling folks last night that I do not submit images from each bike night (except the girls)! There are a lot of cute new girls so I am giving them time to get use to me and my camera before I pounce on them.
I guess it’s cool to send you the first two images. I had taken some of?the mom & her earlier.??Mom came back and asked if I would take these on the bike. I gave here some of the cards I have with the Bikernet address and my e-mail.
Did you let Ms Lena know you posted the shot? She’s a sweetie. I did not know who she was at first and was getting ready to leave when we started talking. I had thought about asking about her earlier on,?but did not want to get beaten by her dad, Rick Fairless. I was unsure about her age.
Later
–RFR
Sin Wu wants to meet the brunette. Can you make it happen?
The Blue Messiah Gettin’ Close
Here’s my FXR. Been following your shrunkin FXR. We should photograph them together
— Thad
?? GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE??
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM??
EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL’S AGENT?
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER??
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT??
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS??
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME??
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY?
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER??
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z’S??
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I’M A DOT IN PLACE??
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE??
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE??
And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
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LET’S RIDE–The sun is out–at least here. There’s nothing like firing a bike for the first time and hanging on the edge or your seat, looking for leaks, wiring problems and scary shit. Laughlin is next weekend and the women there are hot. Can’t wait for that desert heat.
The summer’s coming and I can’t wait to jump into my next project. I’ve got two on the board. A classic Shovel rigid chopper, thanks for Rick Kransler, or a twin cam FXR built to ride to Sturgis. Hang on. I popped for a tube bender and need to learn how this puppy works. Buster’s Sportster pipes will be our first test.
Hang on. In the meantime, let’s ride and chase women. She makes my day, daily.
Ride Forever,
–Bandit
