April 1, 2001

SUNDAY POST–DON’T BELIEVE A WORD–IT’S APRIL FOOLS

Warner Brothers Archive Vault Sealed–Studio is closed for the final time. Cost of making movies in Los Angeles killing the business.

Movie Reviews: Sixth Day and Charlie’s Angels suck. Don’t waist your time.

Girl without father

Missing Child. Abandoned by her father.

Bud Ekins, Master restorer, stunt man, supplier of bikes for movies, has been interviewed 10-15 times a year for the last 15 years. It’s all a blither to him by now, but he doesn’t mind.

Bandit may race 1939 Milwaukee Iron built flat track race at Ventura’s Antique Races June 30. The event is produced and directed by Dave Hansen of The Shop in Ventura.

Glen Bator the ex curator for Otis Chandler’s Musuem is on his own and brokering antique bikes. He is also producing an Antique Motorcycle Show and Swap Meet at the Kings Fairgrounds, Hanford, CA, Saturday May 19th. For information on the bikes or show check his website at Batorinternational.com.

The Worst Wine in Motorcycling is The Shop’s Deep Red guaranteed to be at least a DOT 5 Merlot.

Biff's Burgers

If you know where the hell Biff’s is, it’s a happening joint. Saturday night is bike night, Wednesday night is bike night, Friday night is classic car night. Hey, I found it–it’s at 3939 49th Street North in St. Petersburg, FL. Be there, be there, be there!

Trailblazer Knuck

Our Spy at the TrailBlazers 57th annual Banquet at the Sequoia Club in Buena Park California reported that the Menu consisted of Springfield Salad with Indian Warrior Dressing, Indian Scout Rubber Chicken with Indian Papoose Garnish, followed by Indian Chief Dessert and Ed Kretz Beverages. The bad wine was donated by the Wrecking Crew at The Shop in Ventura.

SIGNS THAT YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90’s AND 2000: You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
You call your son’s beeper to let him know it’s time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom,”What’s for dinner?”
Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

Yellow bike and rich kid
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MIKE MCLAUGHLIN in the Cantina.The man is the picture is NASCAR Busch Grand National driver Mike McLaughlin with his prostreet. Besides driving, Mike?is one of the best fabricators out there, doing alot of the race car building himself. He did most of the?design and fabrication on this bike. Jim Bortles of Carolina HD, assisted him. But he didn’t need much help. He drove this painter nuts all by himself, (only kidding Mike.) I had a nice easy paint scheme all drawn out, then he goes and gets creative with his welding. Oh well, the bike came out great and Mike is doing very well this year. He is currently fifth in points. – Crazyhorse

Survivor 3
Rated PG

A major network is planning the show “Survivor 3” this winter. In response, Texas is planning “Survivor, Texas Style.” The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, “I’m gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I’m here to confiscate your guns.”

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

Here’s a nasty connection, if you need to rent an antique motorcycle: The Two Wheel Devil, Paul Greenstien (323) 225-2224.

Reply: Devil Dolls in the Cantina. Damn, now that’s a recipe for disaster. I look forward to it, baby.–Bandit

“Devilish Chaos in the Cantina”!! Gawd, I love it.. Hey, can I write a fictional ( yeah, sure!) story about a Damsel in Distress being rescued by the Devil Dolls??hehe or better yet, a kidnap/fantasy scenario involving the Dolls and the really handsome but oh so brutal rebel boy club?

–Goth rock star
ddmc

Polk, the longest standing curator of auto records in the U.S., says the 2000 Motorcycle National Vehicle Population Profile (MNVPP) is now available. ?It’s a census of every motorcycle and all-terrain vehicle (ATV) registered in the United States. ?This information, which can be sorted by make, geographic location, model, year and category (off- highway or on-road), gives Motorcycle Rights Organizations the ability to gather and share information for more political clout. ?

Polk’s 2000 Motorcycle file is loaded with facts and stats we can use, such as: there are more than 5.5 million motorcycles registered in the U.S, and California has roughly 12 percent of them. Nearly 30% of all running bikes are located in four states: California, New York, Texas and Illinois. ? Registrations in Louisiana and Texas have increased by more than 60% since 1997, which are the highest volume increases in the country. ?

Official Hacked to Death in Pemba, Tanzania : WOW! ?Hey, be careful if you ride in Tanzania. ?Seems a government official there was out for a putt recently, and got stopped by a roadblock?this time by gangsters, not cops. ? Some thugs hacked the guy to death with machetes! ?The Police think it might be political. ??

You thought riding in the cities was dangerous here.

I believe- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

Ibelieve that it’s time to go for a ride–Margaritas on me at the Cantina. –Bandit

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