Hey,
It’s incredible. No more than minutes after the Thursday News in completed more news flies at my Panhead desk.
I heard a rumor about the Hollister 4th of July event which Bikernet will Sponsor. In the past the California Highway Patrol extorted money from the city for security, as much as $300,000. They put the event out of business more than once. This year is a new deal. The City told the CHP if they want to buzz the town with helicopters, and block roads, to go for it, but the city will not pay. More news included bikes on the main street (San Benito) like the old days just like Sturgis. And of course the Fabulous Thunderbirds are playing their hearts out.
Let’s hit the news, so we can get the hell out of here.
URAL MOTORCYCLES AND FAMILY– Surprise camp trip with a Facebook fan.
Fly Dad 3,000 miles to go fishing together.
Blast through off road trails with 2WD.
See how MotoGeo spent their first weekend on a Ural.
–from the Triking Viking
Massive Editor


ANOTHER MAGNIFICENT ORWELL REVIEW–
After I finished Orwell I did 50 pushups, blasted down to the local tavern, made love to Cleo in the liquor room and won $50 dollars in an arm wrestling contest. Your writing is inspiring.
– Prince
DIRECT FROM THE DALIA LAMA ON MAKING CHANGES— Bringing about positive changes within oneself is most auspicious. Learning is only the first step. There are other factors as well: conviction, determination, action, and effort.
So, the next step is developing conviction. Learning and education are important because they help one develop conviction of the need to change and help increase one’s commitment.
This conviction to change develops into the determination. Next, one transforms determination into action. The strong determination to change enables one to make a sustained effort to implement the actual changes. The final factor is critical.
The first premise is that all ‘deluded’ states of mind, all afflictive emotions and thoughts, are essentially distorted, in that they are rooted in misperceiving the actual reality of the situation. No matter how powerful, deep down these negative emotions have no valid foundation. They are based on ignorance. On the other hand, all the positive emotions or states of mind, such as love, compassion, insight, and so on have a solid basis.
The third premise is that the essential nature of mind is pure. It is based on the belief that the underlying basic subtle consciousness is untainted by negative emotions. Its nature is pure, a state which is referred to as the “mind of Clear Light.” That basic nature of the mind is also called Buddha Nature. So, since the negative emotions are not an intrinsic part of this Buddha Nature, there is a possibility to eliminate them and purify the mind.
So it is on these three premises that Buddhism accepts that the mental and emotional afflictions ultimately can be eliminated through deliberately cultivating antidotal forces like love, compassion, tolerance, and forgiveness, and through various practices such as meditation.
In some respects, the Dalai lama’s approach resembles a mind science, a system that one could apply in much the same way as people utilize psychotherapy, but he goes further.
The Dalai lama’s method for achieving happiness is based on the revolutionary idea that negative mental states are not an intrinsic part of our minds; they are transient obstacles that obstruct the expression or our underlying natural state of joy and happiness.
And when this fact is combined with recent scientific evidence that we can change the structure and function of the brain by cultivating new thoughts, then the idea that we can achieve happiness through training of the mind seems a very real possibility.
–Dr. Cutler
Author
Art of Happiness
These facts are irrefutable.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed WITHOUT clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS.
3. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Guinness, Coors light, Alexander Keith’s, Kilkenny, & Bass Ale. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
4. I haven’t verified this on Snopes or Google but it sounds legit. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
PORT OF LOS ANGELES COMMUNITY INVESTMENT GRANT APPLICATION FOR FISCAL YEAR 2015-16 NOW AVAILABLE
Grant Application Workshops will be held April 7th & 8th ;
Applications due May 18
SAN PEDRO, Calif. – March 17, 2015 – For the second consecutive year, the Port of Los Angeles will make up to $1 million in non-taxpayer funded community grants to support initiatives, programs, and events benefiting Los Angeles Harbor communities.
During its pilot debut last year, the Community Investment Grant Program, which combines Port community grant-making into one program, funded 53 programs, projects and events. Grant applications for the 2015-2016 grant-funding year are due Monday, May 18, by 5 p.m.
Grant Application Workshops
To help local organizations prepare grant applications, the Port is hosting Community Investment Grant Program workshops. The first will be held Tuesday, April 7, at 6 p.m. at the Port of Los Angeles Administration Building Boardroom, 425 S. Palos Verdes Street in San Pedro. The second will be held at Banning’s Landing Community Center, 100 E. Water St. in Wilmington, on Wednesday, April 8, at 6 p.m.
Grant Award Criteria
· Promote the LA Waterfront in San Pedro and Wilmington, as active visitor-serving destination
· Promote the Port of Los Angeles and the maritime and LA Waterfront related jobs the Port generates
· Address impacts of the Port of Los Angeles and maritime operations on surrounding communities, including health, aesthetic and environmental impacts
· Promote and implement sustainable practices for preservation and conservation of natural resources in the Port environment, from air and water quality initiatives, to renewable energy, wildlife and biological resources at the Port
· Provide education, training and/or workforce development in the areas of:
Shipping, fisheries, international trade and maritime industry
Marine-related sciences and technology
Port and maritime history
Port and marine-related safety and emergency management
Funding for the 2014-15 fiscal year will be made available in three categories: small grants of $5,000 or less; medium grants between $5,001 and $99,999; and large grants of $100,000 or more.
Organizations must be nonprofit with 501(c)(3) tax-exempt status to apply for Port grants, and funds must be spent within the fiscal year granted (July 1, 2015 – June 30, 2016). A grant committee comprised of Port, City and community representatives will review and approve all grant applications. Funds for this grant pilot program come from Port of Los Angeles revenues, which are non-tax supported.
Click here to view and download the Community Investment Grant Program application. For additional information or questions, applicants may call the Port of Los Angeles Public Relations Division at (310) 732-3508.
The Port of Los Angeles is America’s premier port and has a strong commitment to developing innovative strategic and sustainable operations that benefit Southern California’s economy and quality of life. As North America’s leading seaport in terms by container volume and cargo value, the Port of Los Angeles facilitated $290 billion in trade during 2014. Port operations and commerce facilitate more than 148,000 jobs (about one in 12) in the City of Los Angeles and 531,000 jobs (or one in 16) in the five-county Southern California region. The San Pedro Bay Ports support more than 1 million California jobs and 3.1 million nationwide.
We have been trying to donate a side of the Bikernet Interplanetary headquarters to the town of Wilmington and the Port of Los Angeles in the form of a Mural for the last five years. We were shot down last year, but we will give it another shot next week.–Bandit
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BOOK OF THE WEEK CLUB– When A Celebrity Gossip Columnist Has A Secret, Beware: He May Be Out For Blood
Houston, TX, May 1, 2015 – Mike Walker, veteran columnist for the National Enquirer and accomplished author, is the only reporter to have ever written two bestselling books on the same major story! This was accomplished when he penned Nicole Brown Simpson: Private Diary of a Life Interrupted with Faye Resnick which hit the #1 New York Times bestselling spot and, just months later, Private Diary of an OJ Juror, co-written with Michael Knox, which hit the #5 spot.
This highly respected author is now drawing rave reviews for his latest hilarious book, Out for Blood. In true form, Walker’s lead character is Clark, who just happens to be the #1 go-to guy for gossip in Hollywood and who makes a living by revealing everyone’s secrets. But only a handful of people know he’s a vampire. This proves to be a real bonus since he uses his power to get the best scoop on the hottest stars of the day!
Mike, a record-breaking regular on Howard Stern’s top-rated radio show for 16 years, has been dubbed “the Hemingway of gossip” by shock-jock Stern. Walker’s inimitable skill as a storyteller, coupled with his charm and unassuming wit, has made him an all-time favorite on television and radio and a repeat guest on such top TV shows as Nightline, Larry King Live, The O’Reilly Factor, Maury, Nancy Grace, Joan Rivers, A Current Affair, Entertainment Tonight, and Politically Incorrect. (Note: Nancy Grace, in her novel The Eleventh Victim, featured “Mike Walker of Snoop Magazine.”)
Mike hosted the nationally syndicated Mike Walker Show on the Westwood One Network (CBS) for years, heard on 165 stations nationwide and 24 BBC affiliates and independent stations throughout Great Britain. He was also co-anchor on Geraldo, making more appearances than any other guest on that show ever! He then created and hosted the MGM-TV hit series, National Enquirer TV. Although best known for his skills as Hollywood’s #1 source of celebrity gossip, Mike Walker is also the highly respected author of several successful books to date, including the novel Malicious Intent.
Walker has lectured on journalism and gossip at such distinguished journalism schools as the University of California at Berkeley and Columbia University. He also scored the prestigious invitation to become a Fellow of Ireland’s legendary Trinity College, Dublin. Walker and his wife of 40 years live in both Palm Beach, Florida, and in Los Angeles, California. They raised two children, both of whom are grown.
For more information, please visit Amazon.com here.
Out for Blood
Mike Walker
The Writer’s Coffee Shop
ISBN: 978-1612131573
Available nationwide at independent and major book stores, including Amazon.com.

NEW HEADLIGHT FROM KEN– Signal Hill, CA May 01, 2015 – The Ken’s Factory Neo-Fusion 5-3/4-inch headlight is available in the USA.
Seen on many award winning motorcycles that come out of Ken’s Factory shop, a most popular request is for the unique headlight design that draws so much attention.
Featuring an aluminum billet body, the 5-3/4″ headlight assembly also includes the following features:
Design to fit H-D
Aluminum billet, black / brass-plated ring
DOT approved clear-cut headlight lens (H4) included with assembly
Mount block comes with mounting screw pitch 3/8” UNC
6 different combinations of color and material
Bright bulb
Great warranty on materials and manufacturing
These Neo-Fusion headlights are in Stock Now at Ken’s Factory USA and can be bought directly online here.
For more information please contact:
Nelson Kanno
KensFactoryUSA.com
nelson@KensFactoryUSA.com
(562) 597-5666
1881 Obispo Ave
Signal Hill, CA 90755

MRF, ABATE & NHTSA discuss the Autocycle–
The Motorcycle Riders Foundation along with ABATE of Illinois recently met with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) to discuss certain three-wheeled vehicles currently being included in the motorcycle vehicle category. Three-wheeled vehicles are nothing new. Trikes, sidecars and the Can-Am Spyders are commonly seen on the road and even fit in at most motorcycle events. The problem is that other new forms of three-wheeled vehicles mainly emulate a car in many more ways than they do a motorcycle. Yet, this new breed wants to wear a motorcycle license plate.
This type of vehicle is definitely an emerging form of transportation, and it is likely that it will grow into a notable percentage of the vehicles on the road. The Polaris Slingshot, the Elio and the Toyota iRoad all combine different aspects of a motorcycle and passenger vehicle into one vehicle, leaving it without the worthy class of vehicle that this mode of transport needs. Autocycle perhaps?
ABATE of Illinois has already begun to address this by passing legislation to create an autocycle category. That legislation was signed into law in 2014.
All of these new types of autocycles are different, but they do have one similarity; they are not motorcycles. But because of the loose definition of a motorcycle at the federal level these vehicles can technically be categorized as a motorcycle. But therein lies the rub; some of these new vehicles have airbags, steering wheels, the powertrain of a passenger car, side-by-side seating, windshield wipers and seat belts.
“This is going to be a long, difficult road to create a new class of vehicle, but it must be done,” said Jeff Hennie, Vice President of Government Relations and Public Affairs for the Motorcycle Riders Foundation. “Opening a dialogue is the first step to address what is sure to be a big issue in the motorcycle community.”
The NHTSA team agreed that we do need to address this issue head on before it is too late. Keeping these vehicles out of the motorcycle class will ensure that inaccurate fatality and injury will be reduced.
Creating a new class of vehicle brings many challenges. Training and licensing will have to be modified, helmet laws will be blurred, and expert crash reporting will be crucial, but it’s only fair that they get their own class of vehicle, because they are clearly not motorcycles or passenger cars.
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AVON TYRES SPONSORS DANELL LYNN’S GUINNESS WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT–
AUTHOR AND HUMANITARIAN CONTINUES RECORD-BREAKING JOURNEY ON AVON TIRES
Stow, Oh. – May 1, 2015 – Avon Tyres announced today its sponsorship of Danell Lynn – author and humanitarian – as she continues her Guinness World Record-breaking attempt on Avon tires. Her journey will ultimately take her through all 50 states and Canada by motorcycle.
When she set out on her Triumph Bonneville for a trip she’s dubbed, “One Woman, One Bike, One Year” on September 19, 2014, Lynn knew this would be a life-changing journey. What she didn’t know was how quickly the constantly changing weather and road conditions would wear out her tires. That’s where Roadrider tires from Avon Tyres have made all the difference.
“When I first started out, I was burning through rear tires about every five thousand miles and had tried three different tire brands before being referred to Avon,” stated Lynn. “I knew there had to be better quality, longer lasting tires out there. Now that I’ve got the Avon Roadrider’s, I couldn’t be happier.”
Lynn’s Guinness World Record-breaking trek – in the category of “longest journey by motorcycle in a single country” – will be achieved as she rides through the 48 contiguous United States. Then, she will go on to Hawaii, Alaska and Canada. As of April 25, Lynn’s trip has already led her through 24 states traveling more than 25,000 miles. (The most recent Guinness World Record in this category was set in 2014 – a 23,760-mile run.)
“When Danell called us to share her story, we were thrilled to have the opportunity to contribute to her success by providing our proven Roadrider tires for the remainder of her trip,” said Ken Warner, Vice President of Marketing for Avon Motorcycle Tyres North America. “The Avon Roadrider is specially designed with a large contact patch for excellent grip, responsive handling and reliable performance at lean angles – perfect for Danell’s unique needs.”
Danell Lynn, M.Ed. is a travel enthusiast, author, journalist, philanthropist, blogger and fashion designer. To learn more, visit http://www.danelllynn.com. To follow her journey, connect via her website, Facebook and Twitter.
HOT STURGIS PROPERTY NOW AVAILABLE–
As I book vendors, we may mention them in future posts. This is a rough layout. It’s changing constantly.
Call for very reasonable pricing.
–Robbin Scroggie
KING COTTON IN HOLLYWOOD– King Cotton is doing a special concert for his old producer at Cody’s Viva Cantina.
Cody’s VivaCantina Live Music Heaven in Los Angeles
vivacantina.com/
900 Riverside Drive Burbank, CA 91506 (818) 845-2425 Beautiful Burbank’s Historical Restaurant nestled in the Rancho District since 1965.
WEEKEND GUN NUT ALERT– California: Two Firearm-Related Bills Expected to be heard on Monday, May 4
ACTION IS NEEDED!
Anti-gun bill, SB 347, and pro-gun bill, AB 499, are expected to be heard on Monday, May 4. Action is needed! Please contact the members of the Senate Committee on Appropriations urging them to OPPOSE SB 347 AND contact your state Assembly Member urging him or her to SUPPORT AB 499.
Anti-gun Senate Bill 347 has been scheduled to be heard in the Senate Committee on Appropriations on Monday, May 4 at 10 a.m. in State Capitol room 4203. SB 347 would add to the list of misdemeanors convictions that would result in a 10-year prohibition on the possession of firearms. Please contact the members of the Senate Committee on Appropriations and respectfully urge him or her to OPPOSE SB 347.
NRA-supported Assembly Bill 499 has been scheduled to be heard on the Assembly Floor on Monday, May 4. AB 499 would authorize a person with a valid license to carry a firearm capable of being concealed on the person, consistent with the terms of that license, while engaged in the taking of deer with bow and arrow. Please contact and respectfully urge him or her to SUPPORT AB 499. Contact information can be found here.
Don’t forget forward this alert to your family, friends, and fellow gun-owners and sportsmen and urge them to take action also.
NEW FEATURE COMING TO BIKERNET–
The Triumph shoot is in the can. I’ll send the tech sheet shortly.
–Peter Linney
Certified Feature photographer
Bikernet Universe
OFFICIAL BIKERNET ATTORNEY PROJECT BIKE– I’m cooking up a rough little generator Shovel to take to Sturgis this year.
Getting closer.
I have a killer toolbox that came from Jesse James, when he was going out of business. I need to get rid of it. Make me an offer.
–Robbin Scroggie
THE PRODUCT OFFERING BIKERNET WEEKLY NEWS for April 30th, 2015
Great weekly news, excellent variety, something for everyone… good job Bikernet crew, and contributors… Just gets better
–Dr. Feng
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Ocean, big ocean
NEWS IN FROM CHOPPERTOWN–The awesome Flake and Flames movie is just $5 to download and the DVD is only $15 this weekend. The film is a true celebration of Kustom Kulture and some amazing artists and fabricators.
We also have a new five-movie download bundle! Both Choppertown movies, Brittown, Harbortown, and the One World Tour for a special price.
Hint: As always, we usually leave the sale running a couple of extra days so if you visit the site on Monday or Tuesday you can probably still take advantage of the special sale price.
“All this world needs is more flake & flames! Highly recommended.” ~Jari S. verified buyer


–Bandit
VINTAGE TOUCH–
The classic BSA, sorry they had these papers hanging off it.
–Bill May
SMOKEOUT ACTION ALERT–Pro Chop Off
Pat Patterson of Led Sled Customs has the goods for the Sportster market with a complete product line and unique style. He is working the 2015 Horse Pro Build Off on a bike that delivers that unique Led Sled design.
Working the PRO CHOP OFF
Pat has focused a significant amount of his attention on the Sportster has spent a good part of his life chopping, rebuilding and stamping his style all over these 2 wheel sleds.
Check out Pat and the Led Sled team, turn up your speakers!
-Edge
But wait, There’s more…
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Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics – no go.
Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives – thumbs down again. Then came Minds and Behinds – still no good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes – unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts and Butts – no way. Freaks and Cheeks – still no good. Loons and Moons – forget it.
Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Specializing in Odds and Ends. Everybody loved it.

BIKERNET INTERNATIONAL EDITOR STUCK IN LONG BEACH– I think this is the final batch.
It is the starting grid just before the race.
Each driver has their name on a sign
Got most all of them – missed a couple as it got hectic.
Enjoy
–Art Hall
Bikernet International Editor
Supreme Emperor in charge
adjective
1. extravagantly enthusiastic; ecstatic.
2. pertaining to, characteristic of, or of the nature or form of rhapsody.
Quotes
If you should consume them, I would be more than just happy, perhaps even rhapsodic, and I will personally drive back to the house and get you yet another from my own personal cellar.
— T. C. Boyle, When the Killing’s Done, 2011
Origin
Rhapsodic entered English in the mid-1700s as an adjectival form of rhapsody, which derives from the Greek rhapsoidía meaning “recital of epic poetry.”
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
“Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”
“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
“Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
“Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks “and” a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out…
“Look Dad” “You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley …YOU RIDE IT!!
–from William Di Salvo, Sr.
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TRANSLATION FROM THE DIAMOND SUTRA CHAPTER 5, THE OLD PRINTED TEXT IN HISTORY– “Subhuti, what do you think? Can the Buddha be recognized by means of his bodily form?”
“No, Most Honored One, the Buddha cannot be recognized by means of his bodily form. Why? Because when the Buddha speaks of bodily form, it is not a real form, but only an illusion.”
The Buddha then spoke to Subhuti: “All that has a form is illusive and unreal. When you see that all forms are illusive and unreal, then you will begin to perceive your true Buddha nature.”
THERE YOU HAVE IT— I just chuckled as I thought about the myriad of crap I throw at you in the news and the Post. Shit the news is full of jokes, strange history, anti-regulation banter, motorcycle legislation, gun laws, Buddhism, health tips, and philosophy.
I’m not trying to convert anyone, but like the search for peace, tranquilty, reasoning, or the Code of the West, we constantly search. It’s good to open the mind to new info or angles. I’ve found it simple yet fascinating to study about the mind and how it can change.
As we are faced by more and more alternate, and often confusing obstacles in life it’s good to know how to change and embrace change. At the end of the day new stress is harmful in many respects, including physically. The best cure is not drugs or alcohol, but alternate thinking. We all need to find a way, anyway that’s not harmful to us or anyone else to find peace. Maybe it’s just a long motorcycle ride out of town to clear the cobwebs.
So, fuck it, clear your mind quick. We are starting a new week at the Bikernet Interplanetary Nerve Center, and Galatic War Room. We will contribute more techs, and I’m damn close with the next sizzling Cantina Episode. Hopefully, Sam Dixon is hooked up and a new Cantina program will be underway. I will rough out the Steve Huntzinger story this week.
A new feature is headed your way. We are always on the hunt for rare antiques and strange Digital Gangster discoveries. We will hit the mural project for the building and push the port to get started on our dinky waterfront. Maybe an Indian report will surface or a Bonneville report.
Never a dull moment, never stop, and never give up.
Ride free forever,