Hey,
I tried to take the day off Saturday, but that’s not really possible, so I slept some, and then scrambled. I clammored around the headquarters, taking care of the animals, fixing plants fucked with by the storm, sweeping, and thinking about motorcycles, women, and stuff. I made a list last night and I needed to work out.
According to the Feng Shui mistress this could be a very quirky, no good month for me. I should keep my mouth shut. That’s a trick. Also, I’m trying to follow a code and not talk about others unless in a positive light. Instead talk about creative endeavors, projects, bikes, but not about people negatively. Try it for a day. It comes natural to some folks, and I recognize this characteristic and applaud it.
But because I slowed myself down today, I started to think about projects. It’s easy for me to get one project handled, and then immediately jump into something else, or some opportunity falls in my lap and I run with it. I was thinking about trying my hand at a bronze sculpture, but this morning it dawned on me. I need to finish my second Chance book, then the screenplay I started. So I put the clay aside for the time being.
This book means a lot to me. At 66 it might be my last fiction endeavor. I want it to be the best. My copy editor recently finished with it, so it’s back in my grubby paws. I need to find the precious time to run through it once more. Bruce made several suggestions. I’ll try to pay attentions as I roll through it.
I need to back off on some bullshit projects. They are not all bullshit, but I do need to back off, set them aside and focus on quality. I’m glad I’m writing this. I just scolded Kyle about quality.
Let’s hit the news, then I’ll explain, but you don’t need to hear it. You get it.
BLONDE BAD JOKE LIBRARY OPEN ON SUNDAY–KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’
‘NO!’ the blonde yelled back, ‘IT’S A SCARF!’
BLONDE ON TIME
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’
‘Helllooooo. . . ,’ answered the blonde. ‘They’re watch dogs’
WALNECKS SWAP MEETS—
All swap meet spaces are ONE LOW PRICE. All Swap Meets will have American, British, Japanese, Euro, Dirt Bikes, parts, used and new, Leather, Patches & Sewing,T-Shirts and all kinds of bikes and what-nots for sale; including motorcycle posters.
Call us to register at (630) 985-2097 INDOOR SPACES MUST BE PREPAID. Still ONE LOW PRICE for all spaces. $40 for Each 10 x 10 Indoors. Outdoors is $40 for all the room you need! Spaces for St. Charles, Kane Co. are $50 per booth
St. Charles, IL – Dec 14, 2014
Time: 8:00am-3:00pm
Admission: $7.00
Vendor Price: $50.00 RESERVE EARLY
Location: Prairie Expo Building @Kane County Fairgrounds
Address: 525 S. Randall Rd, City: St. Charles, State: IL
Springfield, OH – Jan 11, 2015
Time: 8:00am-3:00pm
Admission: $7.00
Vendor Price: $40.00
Location: Clark County Fairgounds
Address: 4401 S. Charleston Pike, Springfield, OH
Directions: Exit 59 off I70
Springfield, OH – Feb 22, 2015
Time: 8:00am-3:00pm
Admission: $7.00
Vendor Price: $40.00
Location: Clark County Fairgounds
Address: 4401 S. Charleston Pike, Springfield, OH
Directions: Exit 59 off I70
Princeton, IL – Mar 8, 2015
Time: 8:00am-3:00pm
Admission: $6.00
Vendor Price: $40.00
Location: Bureau County Fairgrounds – 3 heated buildings and food on premises
There were way too many meets to list here. Check out their web site for a Swap near you.—Bandit
FINALLY A RUSH PRODUCT INSTALL ON BIKERNET—We’ve worked with Rush Exhaust for years, but were unable to test any of their products.
Just recently there has been some staffing changes and we have a connection for new products and tech articles.
We look forward to this connection in the line and sharing their products with out readers. We are not about just running ads and taking money. We like to work weekly with small companies and large to share their info with the industry. The report below is an example.
–Bandit
REPORT FROM THE VAST BIKERNET NERVE CENTER–Thought you might be interested in the following information:
Articles posted on Baggers for 2014 = 148
Articles posted on Trikes for 2014 = 76
Articles posted on Bikernet for 2014 = 552
What a year!
–Chris “Mistress” Kranzler
Women’s Editor
–Gerry Celia
THIS JUST IN FROM THE BIKERNET SPORTS AUTHORITY–No matter which side you are on in the matter of renaming the Washington Redskins, this is funny. This guy is hilarious…
Here is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune, after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins.
DEAR MR. PAGE…
I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.
Let’s ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.
The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the ‘60s alive. Gone. It’s offensive to us white folk.
The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men’s lives.
I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. It’s totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.
Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!
Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. It’s definitely the wrong message to our children.
The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Again, the wrong message to our children.
The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Once again, the wrong message to our children. The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying; it’s the wrong message to our children.
So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing our do-nothing Congress loves.
As a diehard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women’s athletic teams to something other than “the Beavers”. Especially when they play Southern California. Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers?
I always love your articles and I generally agree with them. As for the Redskins name I would suggest they change the name to the “Foreskins” to better represent their community, paying a special tribute to the “DICK HEADS” in our Congress.
–from Jim Waggaman
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MOTORBOOKS BOOK OF THE WEEK–Recently a reporter asked me why I decided to make my latest project a book about Jeep. After all, I’ve written a lot of books. He wondered-aren’t there more popular topics I might have tried?
Maybe, I replied. But none of them could be more fascinating. Jeep, after all, is the vehicle that won World War II. No other vehicle can make that claim. It stormed the beaches at Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima and Normandy. It saved the lives of countless soldiers. And it’s the vehicle that created the whole four-wheel drive Sports Utility Vehicle market.
Many companies have tried to copy it but no other vehicle even comes close. It’s one of the few truly iconic motor vehicles that an ordinary person can buy. And Jeep is not some forgotten brand that was great sixty years ago- this year more than a million people will go to their local dealers and buy new Jeeps- isn’t that amazing?
Think of how many of those million new Jeep owners will want to buy a book about their car. And think about how many millions of Jeep owners are already out there in the market.
THAT’s why I wanted to write a history of Jeep. It’s a great topic and also a great money-maker.
As a former Jeep salesman with over thirty years experience in the automotive industry I have a lot of contacts who helped me with this book. Former Jeep presidents, vice presidents, engineers and designers all contributed to making this the best Jeep book possible. And delving into my own enormous archive yielded hundreds of outstanding photos, many of them never before published.
I’m proud to have created this new book about America’s greatest vehicle.
–Patrick Foster
Author and historian.
THE FIRST BIKERNET HOLIDAY GUIDE—
Welcome to the Bikernet Holiday Guide. You will find in this special section a selection of gift idea for your riding friends. You can also see it as a handy wish list you can share with your family and pals. The guide is upgraded daily with new items and fresh ideas, so make sure to check back to see what’s new.
–Ben Lamboeuf
For your Digital Marketing needs on Bikernet.com
AUSTRALIAN MOTORCYCLIST WEARING GO-PRO CAMERA CHALLENGES HELMET LAWS
— MOTORCYCLISTS have accused police of being “petty” and trying to meet end-of-year targets after a series of riders were fined on the state’s roads over their helmet’s visor tint.
And biker advocates say Victoria Police must stop booking motorcyclists over helmets until the Federal Government clears up “extremely complex” laws surrounding helmet compliance standards.
Luke Johnson, 27, from The Basin, copped an infringement notice of $295 and three demerit points for “riding without a helmet” after police stopped him and said his tinted visor did not meet the standards required by law.
Flabbergasted by what he says is a “grossly unfair” fine, Mr Johnson turned to the web for answers and was shocked to find he was not alone.
An OzRider blog revealed at least two other Victorian motorcyclists had been hit with the same offence in recent weeks. All were nicked during the day and were not intercepted for speeding or any other offences.
“I have the utmost respect for what our police officers do, but this seems to be a joke,” Mr Johnson said. “They are saying by swapping the visor from the original makes the helmet ‘void’, and you can then be charged as if you’re not wearing a helmet at all.
“I thought I was doing the right thing by putting the visor on to cut out the glare. It’s much safer. They allow you to wear sunglasses — what’s the difference?”
The fines come as the Australian Standard helmet compliance laws are under review by the Federal Government.
— Rebekah Cavanagh
Herald Sun
–from Rogue
Our Price just $13,995
Exterior: Red
VIN: 1HD1BYB105Y076070
Mileage: 25,042 miles
BIKERNET BAD JOKE LIBRARY OPEN ON WEEKENDS–My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job.
I said, “Son, that’s three schools this year! You’d better stop before you’re banned from teaching altogether.”
***
So I asked my Doctor, “Doctor, what are we going to do about this dangerous virus from Africa?”
And he said, “I don’t know, he has two more years in office.”
***
I’ve heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children’s-oriented iPod, after realizing that
“iTouch Kids” is not a good product name.
***
Teacher Debbie Moon’s first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted.
A little girl said, ‘I know all about Adoption, I was adopted..’
‘What does it mean to be adopted?’, asked another child.
‘It means’, said the girl, ‘that you grew in your mommy’s heart instead of her tummy!’
At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer. “But I don’t know how to pray,” he replied.
“Just pray for your family, friends, and neighbors, the poor, etc.,” said his father.
“Okay”, the boy said, “Dear Lord,.. Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my Daddy’s Blackberry. And provide shelter for the homeless man who uses Mom’s room when Daddy is at work. AMEN.”
Dinner was canceled!
–from Rogue and Jerry
BDL BALL BEARING LOCK-UP CLUTCH
Belt Drives LTD has made living with today’s high horsepower, big torque engines a lot less stressful. The company’s ability to stay on the edge of current technology and address rider demands is evident in their, “patented” BALL BEARING LOCK UP CLUTCH.
This unique clutch mechanism significantly lightens clutch pull at the lever while providing slip free lock up. Each unit incorporates a designated number of steel ball bearings set in a model specific diaphragm assembly. Replacing the factory pressure plate, springs, stock applications use the factory diaphragm spring, and associated hardware, the new ball bearing, diaphragm design provides feather light lever control, smoother operation and more positive lock up. For racing applications BDL offers heavier carbide bearings that can be used to literally “tune” the clutch for varied applications.
The new BDL BALL BEARING LOCK UP CLUTH is standard equipment with new 2-inch BDL belt drives and is available for retro fit to most early BDL units, stock HD models from 1998 through 2007 and 1990 to 2007 Primo Pro-Clutch belt drives.
AS shown the kit sells for $200.00. Installation is straight forward bolt on and benefits to comfort and performance are immediate. For complete details contact BDL at 714-693-1313 or visit them on line at www.beltdrives.com
New Bikernet TRIKES Reader Comment!—
HARLEY-DAVIDSON FREEWHEELER BREAKS THE TRIKE MOLD
http://www.bikernettrikes.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=12421
How can I purchase one and bring it to Perth, Australia. Can you please
let me know how?
–Johnny Gray
Perth, WA, Australia
Response from Doc Robinson, Tech Editor, Heavy Duty Magazine, Australia:
The legal situation is confusing but it looks like there is no way to bring it in.
Harley-Davidson trikes do not pass the ADR (Australian Design Rules), which is something to do with their track width being too narrow.
However, there sometimes are ways around this and I am awaiting a response from a guy who should know.
I follow thru as soon as I get something.
Cheers
–Doc
NEW MOVE FOR THE AIM EXPO–I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself and my goals for the American V-Twin Market.
My name is Bob Kay and I have been involved in the motorcycle industry for over 4 decades. We, at AIMExpo, want to create a platform where we can assemble the broadest demographic of American V-Twin enthusiasts from notable O.E.M.s , to brand name aftermarket manufacturers, to major distributors, to everyday riders whether they are part of the chopper sub-culture or just old bikers like me.
If you would please take a moment and open our recap video and check us out you will see what AIMExpo is all about. In 2014, our second show, we went from 392 exhibitors to 501, and drew in over 3,000 dealer personnel, 250 media representatives and 11,000 consumers. The number one comment besides how great the show was, you guessed it, “AIMExpo needs more American V-Twin presence.” That is my job to change.
You will see where our first initiative is headed with our all-new Made in America pavilion. We want to integrate the V-Twin market, not segregate it, and we feel this way we can have an area of the show that attracts V-Twin exhibitors and visitors while not separating them from other opportunities to see new products, meet new sources from crossover vendors and find new customers that were not aware of the services your company offers. The “Made in America” pavilion is designed to celebrate American ingenuity by showcasing products from American companies and their broad influence on the domestic and international motorcycle marketplace.
We are not just stopping there. We are working on other initiatives including a World Class bike show and a two-day Garage Party area focused on around the chopper sub-culture. Stay tuned for more exciting press releases!
Please feel free to call me (817-312-0380) or your AIMExpo exhibitor consultant. We will have multiple level exhibitor and sponsorship opportunities available to ensure your success at AIMExpo 2015, October 15-18 at the Orange County Convention Center in Orlando Florida
BLACK DOG PRODUCTS ESCAPES TO BAJA—
Well, we’re busy settling into our winter office location in sunny and warm Baja. And we’re excited about being able to handle customer service and R&D from a perfect climate, as well as enjoy some incredible riding opportunities down here.
We ask your patience as we resolve a few telephone issues. We’re exploring options and hope to have it sorted out soon. Meanwhile, the best way to reach us is via email at Ride@BlackDogCW.com. We’re working daily, Monday thru Thursday, and will do our best to respond to your inquiries quickly.
That said, all things are normal at our warehouse, and they’re shipping daily. So you can expect the same fast delivery times from us.
We’ve already heard from quite a few of you who are headed to Baja this winter, and we look forward to catching up and sharing a few cold cervezas with our friends and customers. You’ll love the pace and people down here!
Have a Very Happy and Safe Holiday Season.
Kurt (they call me Paco) & Martha
Friendly reminder: As a VERY small family owned business, Martha and Kurt strive to provide only the best products and customer service anywhere. Especially in these times, EVERY sale counts, so if there is something you feel we can be doing to better serve you, our valued customer, please let us know. We want to earn your business.
BRAND New Bikernet Reader Comment!—
New Line Of Chopper Metalflake Seats
http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=7116
Hi, love the glitter vinyls, I am trying to find out where to buy that shade of blue and gold, I have darker blue glitter and gold but need the lighter shades, Where can I buy it from?
–Roy Miller
EX, United Kingdom
Did you reach out to Christine LePera?
FOR ALL YOUR VINTAGE ENGINE NEEDS—
Welcome to Tatro Machine – Specializing in HARLEY-DAVIDSON
Tatro Machine *** Nos Harley Parts *** *** New old stock harley parts *** I am selling off our family collection of harley parts, hope you see somthing you need. We have been collecting for 40 years. Our parts range form 1930-present. Large selection of new and used aftermarket parts are available as a result of shutting down my retail store.
Tatro Machine.(machine shop only now)
THE BIKERNET BANK VAULT—THE NUMBER OF BANK TELLERS IN THE U.S. HAS DROPPED MORE THAN 13 PERCENT SINCE 2007, THANKS TO THE RISE OF MOBILE BANKING AND CUSTOMERS’ PREFERENCE FOR ATMS.
—The Week Magazine
QUICK, New Bikernet Reader Comment!-–
Delta Dive Feeds for Free
http://www.bikernet.com/pages/story_detail.aspx?id=791
Good place to visit, lots of history.
AL the Wops nostalgic place and the food is good.
The liver and onions event is unique to say the least.
I hope they bring it back
— Lord Pneo
Bay Area, CA
THE BIKERNET OFFICIAL LICENSED PHILOSOPHER ON Living the Dream—All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. –Walt Disney
As the oak sleeps in the acorn so are our dreams the seedlings of our reality. Nothing in Life was accomplished unless it was born in the shape of a dream.
When we cease to hope and dream our very soul begins to die.
Today’s Affirmation: Today I confidently move forward in the direction my dreams and endeavors. I live the life, which I have imagined, my dreams are my reality. I have the passion, determination and the character to be Living My Dream. The simple formula to make my dreams a reality, is an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort combined with Faith and Trust. I am consistent and persistent on this journey and accept nothing but great unfoldment.
Today I am Living the Dream
And So It IS
Namaste’
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. –Zhuangzi
WAIT, BACK IN THE BIKERNET BANK VAULT—A two-year Senate investigation has concluded that three major U.S. banks built up large and risky stakes in the commodities markets that gave them unfair advantages, said Neil Hume in FT.com.
Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, and JPMorgan Chase bought large holdings of essential commodities—including dozens of power stations, oil storage tanks, and millions of tons of aluminum—which allowed them to influence commodity prices and obtain early market information, lawmakers said.
The banks denied exploiting advantage from the holdings.
—The Week Magazine
Bullshit!
BIKERNET BAD JOKE LIBRARY—
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a retired golfer in his late sixties, and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.
He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you’re history.”
“Here’s your equipment –chair, whip and a gun.”
“Who wants to try out first?”
The girl says, “I’ll go first.”
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her
feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner’s jaw is on the floor. “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.”
He turns to the retired golfer and asks, “Can you top that?”
The old golfer says, “No problem, just get that lion outta there.”
–from El Wags
WALNECK’S BOOK DEAL OF THE WEEK–The “Wild Bill” Gelbke Book
The myth and story of a larger than life individual. A college graduate with degrees, a photographic memory, a wizard with tools, metal or electronics. Read all about his bikes, his travels, what the bikes are like and his tragic ending in 1978.
A Free Spirit who traveled the country to ride and create motorcycles.
Read all about his bikes, his travels, what the bikes are like and his tragic ending in 1978.
$19.95 each + $3.00 Shipping and Handling
If you want it personalized, just say so.
THERE YOU HAVE IT—I don’t need to talk to you guys about quality. You know what it takes, but when I look out the window and see Kyle painting his new bicyclewith a spray can without taping off anything, I cringe.
Okay, so what’s coming this week? My big project is the Arch Motorcycle story, then I need to get started on a bike feature for American Iron on Raul’s Lifestyle Cycles bagger.
I need to find out about which tech to hit for BDL this month, or am I good with the lock-up clutch plate?
If you’re looking for a cool, original gift, reach out to Eric Herrmann for his tough ceramic art. I’m getting one.
I know there’s more coming including Paul’s report on the Ventura Chopperfest, so hang on.
Have a helluva Xmas,
–Bandit
