Yes, just released today is Bandit’s new ride for next year. This is a sample of the basic design, based on his injuries this year. You will see the construction take place as the saga unfolds.
–Renegade
Now if Bandit could have done a wheelie like this on his Buell, he’d have gone right OVER that damn deer! (Robert Wegman, ET 496 at SIR, July 1st)
The All Harley Drag Racing Association – AHDRA – presents the NORTHWEST NATIONALS at Woodburn, Ore., (30 miles south of Portland on I-5) on Sept. 8-9.
I’ll be there taking pictures and enjoying the ground- pounding vibration. If you haven’t experienced it yet, give it a try. Woodburn is a favorite track of many racers and it is easy for spectators to get close to the bikes and racers in the pits. Entry fee always includes a pit pass.
The Digitalis Gangsteritis and I have finally completed the points database. I take the points info provided by AHDRA and show the results of each race instead of only the year-to-date totals. Lisa Hegler of AHDRA has been very cooperative on this and has even extended a trade – Bikernet’s banner will appear on their homepage to guide folks to the points page and vice versa. Check out their site at www.AHDRA.com for schedules and directions to races and much more.
–Helen Wolfe
The Nasty Parrot
Jimmy received a parrot for Christmas. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an expletive; those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude. Jimmy tried to change the bird’s attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music … anything he could think of. Nothing worked.
He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird, and the bird got madder and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, there was absolute quiet.
Jimmy was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, and?quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jimmy’s extended arm and said, “I’m sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions, and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior.”
Jimmy was astounded at the changes in the bird’s attitude and was about to ask what had changed him when the parrot continued, “May I ask what the chicken did?”
Why don’t you look at my face anymore?
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Web Harley Launched At Sturgis
Launched just in time for Sturgis 2001, WebHarley.com provides Harley-Davidson owners with an “all Harley all the time” directory. Whether you’re looking for a chrome plater or a pair of custom handlebars, WebHarley.com breaks it down by zip code and region. Just enter a vendor’s name and we can find them. Harley-only retailers/dealers are invited to list their business in our directories. Find it now in one spot, no need to go anywhere else. Sign up on our mailing lists, it’s free!
A Recent Study Found Out Which Days Men Prefer To Have Sex
It was found that men prefer to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter “T” . . ..
Example of those days are:
Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday and
Thunday
–Rogue
One Reason Bikers Don’t Like Floods
In Long Beach, Calif., residents pitched a bitch to the city council about the loud bikes cruising through the Belmont Shore area. Instead of fucking with all-American bikers, they should be grateful that sharks are not bursting out of the storm drains of their beach community and attacking their neighbors.
We need to make it perfectly clear to our country that loud pipes are magnificent, they save lives and represent the spirit of freedom in America. Perhaps the riders of Long Beach should run to the council and demand that all foreigners be pulled over and have their insurance cards checked, that all crappy-looking cages be banned from the roads, that all compacts crowding the highways be eliminated and that people who would rather speak on their cell phones than use their turn signals be immediately shot.
What’s happening to America? Let’s ride forever, anyway–Renegade
