The best way to describe the scene here at Bikernet is pure chaos. With Bandit preparing to cruise around the world, many projects must be completed before he departs and many decisions must be made. Stress levels are high to say the least.
One issue was the need for extra storage for bike parts, and the other was what will the girls do while he?s away. We?ll get to the part about the girls later.
A quick solution for storage was large truck containers. Bandit picked up a couple in a dumpy old storage yard in Wilmington. He said he got two for the price of one but I saw him rough the guy up a little before they settled on the deal.
Next was leveling the yard before they were delivered so a guy with a crane can lower them into the backyard. He recruited Layla?s son Kyle to help as cheap labor. Chris Hill showed up just as they began digging and was promptly given a shovel and put to work.
Many treasures were uncovered during the dig and will be put on display here at the museum-like headquarters. One item in particular had the ?all knowing Bandit? stumped. Neither he nor Kyle could figure out what the little metal object was with an ?H? on it. Layla walked out and quickly identified it as a hot water lever. Of course the men denied it could be something so simple and dismissed her. Among the treasures were a 1940 penny, 1945 nickel and a gun not shown. Bandit grabbed it up and ran off cursing Agent Zebra and mumbling about how he thought he buried it deeper. That gun may have had something to do with the bullet hole in his wall and the blood in the closet. We may never know.
The men worked most of the morning with the sun beating on them, not stopping for rest or water. Kyle, wheezing from Asthma and no longer able to go on, stopped for a drink of water without asking for Bandit?s permission. All hell broke loose. Bandit hit Kyle with the shovel then made Chris dig a shallow grave to bury Kyle in. I don?t know what going on out there now; Bandit chased me in telling me to do the Sunday Post for him.
Bandit has been on edge ever since last night. Layla announced during dinner that she was going to find herself a girlfriend while Bandit?s away. He was elated at the thought that now he can have Sin, Layla and Coral all at once. He would finally have all the women he liked to poke fun at, with no jealousy—– so he thought.
Layla, teasing Bandit a little described the woman she?d already found. She described her as tall, red hair, breasts not very big but a nice ass and great legs. Quickly realizing it wasn?t Coral or myself, he got excited at the thought of a new woman he may get to play with or at least watch as Layla played. She told him her girlfriend was outside she wanted to invite her in. Imagine Bandit?s surprise to see?Bandita!
This is how I found Bandit this morning.
Dinner still on his plate and no sign of Layla. The best I can come up with is that she left with Bandita last night and Bandit sat in a state of shock. I tried touching his thingy to rouse him, didn?t work. It took splashing Jack Daniels in his eyes to make him come out of it and he?s been growling ever since.
Sorry for the long story but I couldn?t get into Bandit?s computer to find that stuff he usually uses for the Post. Hopefully he?ll get over this by next week and you?ll at least get a decent News.
Well, I’m outta here. Chris Hill just left screaming it was safer with the phsyco from San Diego, so I take that as things aren’t getting better.
See ya, Sin
