Yep, it’s true we expanded the headquarters quickly and efficiently. We needed a Bikernet Jail Cell and a place to pile all the broken bike-project parts. Wait till you see it. Here’s a shot from the celebration party. Now, let’s get to the news.
A Texas Tale
A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of “WOW”! were heard.
A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, “Say, you’re the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?”
The proud father answers, “Seventeen pounds.”
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. “What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth.”
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, “Had him circumcised”
AIM Membership
You can now join AIM right here on Bikernet. Doesn’t cost a dime. AIM is basically the legal firm of Richard Lester the supporter and founder of the National Coalition of Motorcyclists and the Confederation of Clubs. He puts a ton of money into each one to keep bikers riding free and club members our of jail. If you join AIM and have an accident or know someone who does, call (800) ON-A-BIKE and you will be immediately legally covered.
Dan Wright just joined and here’s his Comments: I HAVE A 93 FAT BOY AND HAVE BEEN RIDING HARLEYS FOR APROX 14 YEARS, IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE THE EXTRA SECURITY OF HAVING A CARD WITH A NUMBER TO CALL IF SOMETHING SHOULD EVER GO WRONG. THANKS.– DAN
Deal Of The Week
This is Custom Chrome part # 95-144. Retail price in the new catalog is $14,375!!! This is the ultimate Hard Core Kit, it features a FULL SHOW POLISHED 100″ RevTech Motor, Six Speed Tranny, and BDL 3″ Open belt drive!!! Those pieces alone are worth near $10,000…
Some of the other features are: 2″ over FXST style front end, Santee Wide Rigid frame, 200 series rear tire with belt-drive, 40 spoke chrome wheels, Upswept drag pipes, 12″ Apehanger bars, OEM style ’84-’99 brakes front and rear, Steel braided brake lines, Polished 3″ BDL open belt-drive, 5 gallon Fat Bob fuel tanks, Cast dash and FL style speedo, and Chrome steel forward controls.
This is a COMPLETE custom bike, all you need to do is assemble it and paint it (if you want?!?) and ride like hell! It comes BRAND NEW in the box (a great big one), with all factory warranties.
Check it out through Custom Chrome on the Bikernet Home Page.
These are very hard?enough to get with the standard drivetrain package, let alone a POLISHED one, they have been on back order for some time now. This one is still in the crate and ready to ship! Shipping will probably be around $500…depending where it is going. I will accept bank checks, wire transfers, we can try and work something out if you want it.?$12,000 or best offer!!!!! MONEY TALKS!!!!! I have several motors and trannies,?and wheels?available dirt cheap too, I need to move them all!!
–Aric Heckman According to Paul Golde of Mission Viejo, California, bikers who have loud pipes have small penises The following is fromThunder Press, November 2001, *And Then They Said* Page 4. “I laughed out loud (no pun intended) when I read the opening sentence on your Four Corners story: “It wasn’t supposed to happen this year… towns were sick of the unruly bikers disrupting their lives…” Gee, do you think that everone else likes the constant roar of egos out of control on chrome penis extensions? I don’t think so! I’m a motorcyclist (not a wannabe) who rides every day and owns 17 bikes for on and off road and have been riding since 1969. I am sick of the noise a that the cruiser crowd always makes, so I can only imagine how nonriders in these small “rally towns” feel. The same thing happened in Bridgeport, California, where there used to be a great summer rally, but the townspeople couldn’t deal with the noise anymore. They would rather starve than listen to that crap all weekend.” “Those noisy bikers are no better that the gang bangers and their “kill ’em all” rap music blaring so loud that it shakes the windows as they cruise by. Lots of little penises being flogged by huge egos, I suppose. Shut up and ride with some responsibility, people!” Paul Golde Paul Golde is Product Development Manager at Intersport Fashions West. IFW is owned by Eurobike and sells high end black biker leather and textiles which Mr. Golde designs. They sell under the names Hein Gericke, Speedware and First Gear. Not only that, they import most of the leather and textile jackets for Harley-Davidson Motorclothes. I wonder if he speaks for IFW with his “little penis theory?” Personally, I take exception with Mr. Golde’s condescending attitude. I, Mr. Golde am sick of the “motorcyclist vs. biker” crap you beemer riders like to dish out. I will quiet down my motorcycle when motorists start seeing motorcycles. Until then, you and your huge penis buddies should watch out for the gang bangers. They just might run over the quiet crap you elitists call motorcycles. You can send Paul Golde your opinion at: Harley Collector’s Web Site I want to make you aware of a new web site that is committed to bringing you authentic Harley-Davidson gifts and collectibles at reasonable prices. Please stop by: Thanks, Hog PS. Buy 3 and we ship free! In the USA. Humor From Master Photog We’ve got an entire collection of fine art photography about to be launched on the site. You might check Special Reports next week. The lovely riding photog also sent the following which will be run in its entirety in the KnuckleBusters section: Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. That’s It Sure, it’s drizzling here, but it’s time to kick back with some Jack or someone soft as rose pedals for the rest of the day. Or find some pals and shoot the shit, or escape it all and head to the movies. Whatever you do, do it with pride and lust. –Bandit
Heckman Customs
812-569-4876
Mission Viejo, CA
Intersport Fashions West
15602 Mosher Ave.
Tustin, CA 92780
800-495-5042
ifw.FIRSTGEAR@thegrid.net
www.intersportfashions.com 
