Okay, so after I shower I’m ready to party with Sinwu. It’s Saturday night, the lights are low, we don’t have a goddamn place to go and no one, like that little blond bombshell to disturb us. I’m hot for a threesome or at least a tease that there’s going to be more babes around than I can handle. So what happens? Dressed in a silk teddy she climbs into bed and goes fast assleep. What the fuck was I missin’? Let’s get to the news:
SUV Drives Attack Motorcyclists
(MCNW) A sport utility vehicle plowed into a group of 14 motorcyclists out for a Sunday ride in South Carolina, killing two and injuring at least one more.
The driver of the SUV was rounding a curve in the Columbia area when she crossed the centerline and strayed in the oncoming lane around 2:30 p.m. on June 9, 2002. The riders, who included a Sheriff’s deputy, a former deputy and two firefighters, tried to wave the woman back into her own lane.
Instead, police said, the driver went on the shoulder of the road and then lost control and veered back into the motorcyclists.
Killed were Alan Greene, 48, and Lonnie Anderson, in his 60s. Another motorcyclist was hospitalized. Still another was treated and released.
A Little Sun on Your Moon
It takes a REAL MAN to wear the kilt. ?There’s nothing to match the feeling of freedom on the road. Not to mention the ultimate 80 mph blow job.
?As for the question of what to wear under the kilt, We strongly recommend wearing your kilt “regimental” Be proud of your package and tell the ladies, “I’ll?show you mine if you show me yours.”
— T.Bear
Study Prove Bandit’s Name
Yes, a recent local study of pet names have come up with the top 30 names for pets. Bandit reached number 15 of 30. Is that bad or good?
Bikernet Safety Research Lab Announcement
We just fired all the scientest from the Bikernet Research Lab. They should have known that they were hired to develop pipes louder than straight drag pipes that we can get away with. Instead they developed a leather vest air bag that is connected to a trigger on the front fender. If you smack something your vest blows up like an inner tube and you bounce away unscathed.
Breed Member Takes A Second Fall
A Bensalem man who has been in prison since his April arrest on drug and weapons charges was returned there yesterday to await trial. Charles “Chucky” Kulow Jr., 39, a member of the Breed motorcycle club known as “Ruthless,” was rousted from his bed about 7 a.m. April 16 on Fulton Avenue and arrested on drug charges and for possession of an altered firearm.
As a former convict, he is not allowed to own a firearm, Bensalem Sgt. Chris Barry said. Kulow is charged with possession of three controlled substances – heroin, methamphetamine and cocaine – and on the weapons offense.
Detective Joseph “Head” Sciscio testified at yesterday’s preliminary hearing that he was part of a special investigations unit that went to Kulow’s mobile home with a search warrant looking for drugs. They found glass vials with drug residue, plastic bags with cocaine residue and smoking devices in the bedroom, where Kulow was sleeping, Sciscio said. A heating spoon, used for methamphetamine, was taken from a bedroom dresser drawer, police said. The gun, a .380-caliber semi-automatic, was found at the foot of the bed atop a pile of clothing. It was loaded and had a bullet in the chamber, Sciscio testified. He also said the weapon’s serial number had been scraped off, possibly with a grinder or file.
–from 1%er news?
Bikernet ’48 Pan For Sale On Ebay Trying to raise some money for projects around the headquarters we tried to sell the RedBall Touring Chopper on Ebay, but decided that we need at least one Evolution that will take us to Arizona this year. Besides, it’s against the code of the West to sell something Jesse James built.
So we decided to give the Panhead a shot. Let us know if your interested. Stories and articles are in the feature and tech areas.
–Bandit, Bandit@bikernet.com
War Of The Roses
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard well into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”
To everyone’s relief, he died of a heart attack. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?”
The wife put down her drink and said, “Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.”
–from Nuttboy
Police Department Patches Pulled
(MCNW) A small-town Tennessee police department with a history of run-ins with motorcyclists has been disbanded, in part because of those tragic incidents, the American Motorcyclist Association (AMA) reports.
In an emergency meeting held June 5, the city commission of Rockford voted to disband the city’s four-member police department immediately. The emergency meeting was called by then-Mayor Gail Dalton, who reportedly wanted to ensure the police department employees were given severance packages before being dismissed in a regular commission meeting later that night.
Dalton’s daughter, Jennifer, was a dispatcher with the police department.
Rockford is a town of 650 residents in Blount County, about 15 miles south of Knoxville. The town gained the attention of the AMA, and motorcyclists nationwide, when Rockford Police Sgt. James Ray Johnson allegedly intentionally swerved into the path of an approaching motorcyclist on Old Knoxville Highway on March 10, 2001, killing the rider instantly.
Sunday Quote
“The problem with the designated driver program, is that it’s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
— Jeff Foxworthy
Cyril Huze Reads World Reports About your trip, want to tell you that I read all segments. I am lucky to have traveled a lot. Went to some places you went. In different conditions. By other means.?But I had the images?in my mind while I was reading. Difficult to explain to others the feel you get, the atmosphere, the smell, etc?of other countries with different cultures and religions.
Brigitte traveled even more than me. It makes you very humble, very understanding, very tolerant, very open minded, etc. I read the last chapter?with your mixed emotions: so happy to be back home, but sad to leave something, some new friends behind. It’s always the way I felt when coming back from “another world” trip.
By the way, it’s the best writing that I know from you. Liked also the piece about?women in the Horse.?Like you say, we?struggle ?between the dog- eat-dog world and?romance. I really think that?a better world is a romantic one.
–Cyril Huze
Deadwood Back To Normal
There are still slurry bombers nearby and helicopters continue to drop some water in areas. Smoke is still going, but containment is nearly 70%. If you go to a site operated by the Eeros Data Center, “ –Guy Edwards All Fresh Bikernet Beer Holder –from Cindy, That’s It For The Sunday After The 4th I’m trying to get out of here and ride the Panhead to Walkers for a beer. Let’s see If I can make it after she reads the news. Ride forever, Bandit.
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