A shot of good coconuts. I’m not going to ruin your day with the opposite shot.
As the forest fires blazed in Southern California, the fires heated up at the headquarters. Damn, give a woman a massage and she melts. We took advantage of the time change and romped into the wee hours.
This morning the deck was covered in white ash as if the city threw a wild camp fire. Finally on Friday the UPS man showed up with the final parts for the next American Rider King tech, which will also shine on Bikernet. We’re installing a detachable Sissy bar for Sin Wu. I dislike back rests from a styling perspective, but as long as it can be detached, what the hell. We’ll need some black powder before it’s finished. We’re also performing a few detail functions. Watch for it.
Let’s get to the news:
WALMART GREETERS
Two elderly Walmart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry way when one turns to the other and says, “Slim, I’m 73 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. “How do you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like a new born baby.”
“Really, like a new born baby?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
Fellow Patriotic Americans
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of PanAm Flight 103,
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993,
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine Barracks in Lebanon,
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the military Barracks in Saudi Arabia,
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa,
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE.
REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on the World Trade Center on 9/11/01.
REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks.
Now the United States Postal Service REMEMBERS and HONORS the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a commemorative first class holiday postage stamp.
I strongly urge you to REMEMBER to adamantly and vocally BOYCOTT this stamp when purchasing your holiday stamps at the post office. To use this stamp would be a slap in the face to all those AMERICANS who died at the hands of those whom this stamp honors. I also strongly urge you to pass this along to every Patriotic AMERICAN you know, whether by email or otherwise.
The Conder Connection
–KOOKY! – Tim
The Conderosa
http://www.armageddontopfuel.com
Message From A Serviceman I realize there are many bad apples in all walks of life. Hell, weve all heard the stories of doctors leaving instruments in patients only to be found later and after many years of pain and problems. I just wanted you to know that although I don’t enforce local or state laws not every person that carries a badge is against bikers.
Some of us even have sworn our lifes to defend the freedoms so many Americans take for granted, now don’t get me wrong, I’m not judging or asking for any special favors… just wishing or rather hoping that that the citizens whose precious freedoms I’ve sworn to uphold can realize the sacrifices the few have sworn to defend. I COMPLETELY understand the dilemma that some bikers have against law enforcement as I also have encountered the uneducated, bullying tactics some cops have used on others. I just wanted to let you know and I’m certain you along with others that have answered the call of freedom (either by choice or otherwise) do not take these freedoms and privileges for granted and completely respect the rights of others.
I for instance believe that if it doesn’t endanger the lifes of others then live and let live. Those stripes on our flag aren’t red just as a contrasting color…remember the blood that was shed and those that will give theirs for your freedom.
Sincerely, and forever in the wind,
–Michael A. Jankowski, USAF 18 yrs and not regretting one day.
I for one don’t place all uniforms in the same bucket. Cops and service personal fight different battles. Many bikers are war veterans including myself. Bikers pick on cops, ’cause for years cops picked on bikers.–Bandit
Shot by Mike Lichter of Myron, of the Billet Bar in Scottsdale, and me on the first custom Excelsior-Henderson in Sturgis.
The Excelsior-Henderson Connection–They’re Still Alive
I am someone who contacted you several months ago , regarding the ‘EASY X”. I chose to purchase an Excelsior-Henderson Motorcycle two years ago, I saw the brotherhood and cooperation going on with those who purchased these bikes with those who assisted in bringing the dream to life.
I have just learned that you at Bikernet have given something special to someone truly special (Someone who gave when they could, and gave up something they loved for someone they loved). This moved me and I need to tell you assisted me in “Keeping the Faith”
I joined this group of motorcycle enthusiast in order to carry the message and to keep the Flame of the E-H marquee alive and ever present in the conscious of the motorcycling community. If any one ever deserved a gesture of good faith and Brotherhood It is Richard. I would like to welcome him to the ranks of a very special/diverse group of motorcycle owner’s.
I now have two E-H bikes and for the moment must stop my collection. I Purchased a high wall Dutch barn 12 by 24 feet. Humble beginning’s for sure, although the dimensions are small it represents something larger than us all !!! It will be known as the Keeping the Faith Museum, and various (“X” amples )of Excelsior memorabilia will be on display as well as vin # 219.
In closing I would like to welcome our newest member (Richard)and let him know I am here for him. I will send him a set of E-H sparkplugs free to assist him in Keeping the flame forever burning, and to represent my commitment to each and every owner, and to our group as a whole.
I would be remised if not to mention that there are a handful of dedicated vendors and numerous owner’s who are but just a call, or click away if he should need anything. I would lastly like to acknowledge your effort’s for doing such a wonderful thing for Brother. If you ever find yourself in this neck of the woods (Upstate New York). I will always have an Excelsior for your use. Keep the Faith!!
–Respectfully “Gentleman” “Gentle ” Jay Farina owner collector historian of fine American motorcycles.
Thanks Jay, from me and Richard. In the next couple of days he will be in the wind again.–Bandit
Bikernet Sticker Connection’s New Dresser
Will try and get to your stickers next week, just finished my FLHT alot of black powder coating and Descon performed the 95-inch upgrade. It’s a blast, it came out pretty cool, what do you think ?
–C. T.From: “Chris Tronolone”
cjtgotstickers@hawaii.rr.com
If you need stickers for events, shops, clubs, whatever, he’s a biker who does a helluva job for me and Jesse James.–Bandit
Clipping from Bob T.
Billy & His Bride
Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft. Given Selective Service Number 3 26 46 228.
Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.
Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.
Bill Clinton dishonors order to report and is not inducted into the military.
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves on August 7, 1969, under authority of Col. E. Holmes.
Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.
Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with
Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a) “registrant who has failed to report…remain liable for induction.”
Bill Clinton’s birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1, 1969, but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!
Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40.
Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive from justice.
Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from Carter.
Bill Clinton (FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON) ever to serve as President.
All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests, public laws, and various books that have been published, and have not been refuted by Clinton.
After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured 1,000, President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished. After the 1998 bombing of
U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people in New York and Washington, D.C. that are now dead would be alive today.
AN INTERESTING QUESTION: This question was raised on a Philly radio call-in show. Without casting stones, it is a legitimate question. There are two men, both extremely wealthy. One develops relatively cheap software and gives billions of dollars to charity. The other sponsors terrorism. That being the case, why was it that the Clinton Administration spent more money chasing down Bill Gates over the eight years in office, than Osama bin Laden?
It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written. This from two people who spent 8 years being unable to recall anything about past events while under oath!
Sincerely, Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)
P.S. Do you want Hillary to even THINK of running for President?
–from Jay H.
Night Out With The Boys
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the boys”. I told my old lady that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the booze was going down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., drunk as a motherfucker, I hopped on the scoot and headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the old ladys damn cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing she’d probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a sharp, solution even though I was hammered, thereby avoiding any bitching from the old lady.
The next morning she asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12:00. She didn’t seem disturbed at all. Cool ! Got away with that one! Then she said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked her why, she said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,”oh shit,” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, started laughing, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
–from Jay H.
News clipping from Bob T.
The World’s 22 Thinnest Books
22. FRENCH WAR HEROES – by Jacques Chirac
21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY – by Jane Fonda
20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS – by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE – by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS – by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL – by HILLARY CLINTON
16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE – by Osama Bin Laden
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD – by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY – by Dennis Rodman
13. MY WILD YEARS – by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
11. AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide
9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES -by Dr. J. Kevorkian
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE – by Ellen de Generes
5. MIKE TYSON’S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES – by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O. J. Simpson
And the world’s Number One Thinnest Book ……..
1. MY BOOK OF MORALS – by Bill Clinton/with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
–from Rogue
Bar The Doors–Send buckets of water to friends in SoCal. If it’s clear and warm where you are, ride. If you can’t find a woman, find a bar and an open road. Relish the freedom we have, and lift one for the brothers in Iraq.
Why doesn’t CNN do a comparison. How many people were murdered in Bagdad last night compared to the number killed in Los Angeles or Detroit. Maybe the UN can help us out.
Enough politics, although freedom is precious. Women are even more precious, especial when the night is warm, and the candles glow. Let’s ride.
–Bandit
