It’s Sunday, can’t believe it. The bad news is that Indian Larry lost it during his stand-up riding trick and is in a coma with a head injury. Our hearts and souls are leaning in his direction for all the support and spirits we can send. Hopefully the swelling will subside and he will return strong.
I’ll leave it at that dismal news today and hit the news. We’re having a Bikernet working barbecue this afternoon around shooting another Sportster Tech for American Rider and Bikernet. I hope to post another Sportster Tech next week. Layla is riding the 1200 daily while in training. Let’s hit it:
Definition of Tight Pants
–from Art Friedman
Sunday Animal News
Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
–from Skooter
Indian Larry From Rogue
I received a phone call at 9:30 Saturday evening that Indian Larry was in a wreck in North Carolina and air lifted out to a hospital.
It was at a event or some thing called Liquid Steel.
That is all I know at this time.
–Rogue
http://www.bikerrogue.com
More on Indian Larry From TBear
Just heard this second hand. It’s from a contact who’s kid brother was there in Charlotte at the Liquid Steel show when it happened. I’ll make some calls in the morning to confirm. Hope Larry’s gonna be OK.
–TBear
Indian Larry From Jose
This morning Larry is riding and pulls one of his famous “no hands” stand up on the seat. The bike gets too slow, wobbles and off he goes!
He was not breathing when they got to him and the medics had to bag him as they flew him out on a helo! No word from my Bro yet on his condition!
–Jose
Bikernet To Sponsor LA Calendar Show For 2005
Once again Bikernet will be a major corporate sponsor of the seaside, Long Beach based show in California. I’ve worked with Crazy Jim Gianatsis, the promoter, for over 15 year.
The Bikernet 1928 Shovelhead (above) is currently being considered for Jim’s Harley Calendar.
Questions That Really Need Answers???
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
2. Who was the first person to say, See that chicken there? I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
–from Rev CarlR
TWO-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?”
The eagle answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson – To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson – Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
This ends your two minute management course
–from Rev. CarlR
Photo Courtesy Of Jim Russi
Indian Larry Update from Jose Larry is in critical condition, in the trauma center. It does not look good, but still there’s hope and a chance. Bobby’s, Elisas and Paul’s phones are ringing off the hook, with dead batteries, that’s why they asked me to do this.
They know we are all worried and appreciate it. Larry was having such a good time, at the top of his career and riding the Nascar, Sturgis all the friends, so if he goes they are ready for it. Those are Bobby’s words.
But he’s not gone yet, and Larry is a fighter….I BELIEVE he will hang in there…..
I will keep you posted of whatever I find.
–Jose
Latest Ken Miller Creation
Watch for a full blown feature on Bikernet in the next couple of weeks.
Code Of The West
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stagecoach one day: a true red-blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady.
The city-slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, “Lady, I’ll give you $10 for a blow job.”
The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city slicker on the spot.
The lady gasped and said, “Thank you, suh, for defendin’ mah honor!”
Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, “Your honor, hell! No tenderfoot from back east is gonna raise the price of a blowjob in Texas!”
–from Skooter
Poppie’s Treasure
This is my wife’s Dad’s Treasure. It was given to him after a relative failed to make it home from WW1. It has been started and ridden every summer until recently. Yes, 1914 Indian V-Twin with tools.
–B.
Sunday Political Forum
“If you ask for permission to protest, you deserve to be told, ‘no’,” says Manhattan Libertarian Party chair Jim Lesczynski. “The First Amendment guarantees our right to peaceably assemble — and we’re going to do so” on Central Park’s Great Lawn at noon on August 29th. The city has denied permits to groups which have applied for permission to gather in the park, attempting to move them to more distant, and less visible, locations.
“There’s an old saying — it’s easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission,” said Michael Badnarik, the Libertarian Party’s presidential candidate, during a campaign strategy teleconference. “I’ve got permission. By definition, where I am standing is a free speech zone. We don’t need permission to protest, but George W. Bush needs forgiveness for his mistakes. We’re gathering to offer him that forgiveness … if he’s willing to ask us for it.”
Among those mistakes, says Badnarik, 50, of Austin, Texas, are the war in Iraq, the PATRIOT ACT — and the whole concept of “free speech zones” for protesters. “America itself — the whole country — is a ‘free speech zone,'” he says. “That’s what the First Amendment means, or it means nothing. We’re going to find out which in Central Park. We’re going to find out whether President Bush and Mayor Bloomberg believe in America or not.”
–from Rogue
FROM A BLONDE
I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure Allie (my Shi-Poo) had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, “Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!”
The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noting that I am a blonde (?), gave me a strange look and said, “Why don’t you just put it in park?”
–from Bob Clark
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
–from Skooter
Judge Says She’s A Tramp Orange County Judge Alan C. Todd criticized a female deputy sheriff for having a child out of wedlock and said any woman who has sex before marriage is considered “a tramp,” according to a panel that oversees judges.
The state Judicial Qualifications Commission on Wednesday released a notice of formal charges detailing a series of “rude, intemperate and demeaning comments” Todd allegedly made to several people working in the Orange County court system.
Upon learning in January that Orange County Deputy Sheriff Mindy Hood was an unwed mother, Todd chastised the woman and told Hood “it is acceptable for a male to have sex before marriage, but if a female does so, she is not respected and considered a tramp,” according to the notice of charges.
He also questioned the kind of family Hood came from and said her family “obviously had no morals,” according to the six-page document.
According to the other allegations cited by the JQC, Todd said:
? Hood’s child was a “bastard.”
? Followers of the Baptist denomination “think there is no sin in the world and have no morals.”
? Women who have children out of wedlock should not be married by a pastor or priest because those actions are morally wrong and sinful.
? A pastor or priest should not marry a couple who have been living together because it is morally wrong to live together outside of marriage.
? Children who are raised in single-parent homes normally go to jail when they grow up.
Reached late Wednesday, Hood, 33, confirmed that she had been interviewed as part of the JQC investigation. But she said she did not want to comment further on the case until speaking with her supervisors.
By Anthony Colarossi, Sentinel Staff Writer
–from Rogue
Definition Of FRIENDS
You And I Are Friends ..
You Smile, I Smile ….
You Hurt, I Hurt …
You Cry, I Cry ..
You Jump Off A Bridge ..
I’m Gonna Miss Your Dumb Ass
–from Bob T.
FIRE UP THE BARBEQUE–Let say a prayer for Indian Larry and wish for speedy, complete recovery. We all know that to live we take calculated risks, some more than others. As far as I’m concerned each day is a roll of the dice, so make the most of it, as Larry did and hopefully will be able to do again in the forseeable future.
I don’t want to leave the news on a downer, ever. Let’s ride, share a supportive drink for Larry and touch a woman in his behalf. Sounds good to me.
Ride Forever,
–Bandit
