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RESPONSE TO READER COMPLAINT–While reading the Thursday News this past THURSDAY, I read an e-mail that would make ya wanna smack your grandma.
A reader wrote in stating he was pissed about the News running late the last couple of weeks, and I thought, what the fuck, this guy must spend the majority of his Cantina time checking out the GoB instead of rooting for the 5Ball Racing Team.
Maybe it’s just me (serious doubts there), but every subscriber should understand you’ve been up to your ass in alligators (hey, I live in Fl.).
If he checked the end result, he would know you guys weren’t just jerkin’ off somewhere. It was a success, and a hell of an accomplishment and a lot of hard work. Another record on the salt is awesome, and shows what can happen when brothers stick together.
You and the girls get the news out on time 50 out of 52 weeks and someone gonna bitch? What the fuck’s up with that? I thought you all did a good job getting out at least some news and keeping everyone up to speed.
I did the math and a Cantina Membership cost a whoppin’ 4.6 cents a day. Read that again, 4 POINT 6 CENTS A DAY!!! Where in the hell can you get more bang for the buck. You would have to subscribe to a shitload of rags to get the info you find on this site. Hope it’s not forgotten you provide a lot of free shit too. No Fuckin’ Whining!!! Give a bro a break.
Now that’s off my chest, congrat’s to all on the Assault Weapon Project, and the record. Keep up the great work.
Just my 4.6 cents,
–The Tinman
MODERN DAY TEXAS COWBOY– A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what >> looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge and a dull gray dress. There’s a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
“Well, cowboy,” says the genie… “You know how I work…. You have three wishes.”
“I’m not falling for this.” said the cowboy… “I’m not going to trust a FEMA genie.”
“What do you have to lose? You’ve got no transportation, and it looks like you’re a goner anyway!”
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.
“OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.”
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
“OK, cowpoke, what’s your second wish.”
“My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.”
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
“OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!”
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says…
“I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.”
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there’s going to be a string attached.
SPEED WEEK BONNEVILLE REPORT– Recently two colleagues and myself spent 10 days on the salt flats covering your magnificent event as we followed and told the story of a motorcycle rider from Michigan that our paper was following.
Our story has been printed and posted on the Detroit Free Press web site with videos and photos. Please take a look http://media.freep.com/roseylackey/index.html and feel free to link us to any of your sites.
We also wanted to thank the entire staff of the Southern CA Timing Association for their hospitality and professionalism. It was one of the most rewarding experiences I have had as a professional journalist.
–Diane Weiss
Sports Photo Editor
Detroit Free Press
313-223-4517
dweiss@freepress.com
AIR CLEANER ASSEMBLY FOR H-D TWIN CAM MOTORCYCLES– Effective April 30, 2007, according to the State of CALIFORNIA, AIR RECOURCES BOARD (CARB) an executive order has been listed for Aftermarket, Performance and add-on Parts Regulations under the following specifications: EO: D-269-33
K&N Engineering’s High-Flow Air Cleaner Assembly Part No: RK-3909 is now approved by the Air Resources Board to be legal in the state of California on all 1999-2006 models Harley-Davidson Twin Cam Fuel-Injected Motorcycles. The RK Series Custom Air Cleaner Assembly which is an Air Filter and/or intake modification kit now includes CARB Approval.
The RK-3909 is an oversized, Custom Intake Assembly developed around an Original K&N High-Flow Air Filter. This kit was designed specifically for the Harley Davidson owner looking to optimize air-flow and increase performance. The Assembly includes a powder coated, billet aluminum backing plate, internal run breathers for a clean installation and features a built-in, dyno-tuned velocity stack which smoothes out the delivery of airflow. This custom assembly keeps the factory appearance by utilizing the stock air cleaner cover. A laser etched polished aluminum beauty ring with K&N’s High-Flow insignia is provided to set you apart from the crowd.
The RK-3909 does NOT fit Twin Cam Engines with the Magnetti-Morelli fuel injection system.
BIKERNET MARRIAGE COUNSELING–You come home after a long, hard work day. You really hope that your unemployed and not so intelligent wife at least has cooked some dinner for you.
You struggle to get up the steps, find the key and open the door to your residence, and then you find your wife sitting there on her ass, eating dinner that she has cooked for HERSELF ONLY!
Unbelievable. She has been home the whole day and she couldn’t even cook you dinner.
You think to your self, ‘Why the f*ck did I marry her?’
–from Art Friedman
JIMS SUNDAY CANTINA TOOL, PISTON RING GROOVE CLEANER– Use this tool to remove carbon build-up from the two piston compression ring slots. This tool includes two cleaning spurs with sizes: 5/64??, 3/32??, 1/8??, 5/32??, 3/16??, 1/4??, 1.5mm, 1.75mm, 2mm. No.1765 – Use on all 2 3/4?? to 5?? diameter.
Suggested Retail: $32.35
–JT Lepien
www.jimsusa.com
MARLIN MARTIN WINS SODAK SPECIAL– Sabers Specialties of Mitchell SD, builder of the official 2007 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally Raffle Bike, is pleased to announce Marlin Martin as this year’s winner of the 2007 Sabers Specialties “SoDak Special” custom motorcycle.
Many top companies in the industry contributed to the bike build, such as Independent Cycle/Legend Air, Baker Drive train, PPG, Dakota Digital, Twisted Choppers, Sturgis Wheel Company, Black Hills Choppers, 360 Brake, Wizards Products, Kryptonite Locks, and Trailer in a Bag.
To get more info or see pics of the bike, go to www.sabersspecialties.com or www.sturgisrallyraffle.com.
RSD TRACKER 2-INTO-1 EXHAUST– THE latest addition to the Roland Sands Design parts line is the Tracker 2-into-1 exhaust system. The black ceramic coated pipes, which were designed in conjunction with, and are built by Vance & Hines feature a chrome heat shield and chrome billet exhaust tip.
“I’ve always loved the 2-into-1 high pipe and this is my version of it,” says Sands. “It’s high and tight with some RSD style thrown in on the heat shields and machined exhaust tip. The sound is deep and racy, making it feel like you’ve done some serious engine work.”
The new pipes are available to fit 1986-2006 H-D Softails and 2007 H-D Softails with O2 bungs.
–ROLAND SANDS DESIGN
La Palma, California, USA
Tel: 714 228 8481
Fax: 714 228 8468
E-mail:info@rolandsands.com
www.rolandsands.com
BIG DOG REVIEW DRAWS QUESTIONS– Hey, I’m trying to make a very hard decision. I am looking at getting a new bike and am very torn between the American Ironhorse Texas Chopper and the Big Dog K-9. Both bikes are smokin hot as far as looks go, but you can’t ride looks. I read your review on the K-9 and it was probably the most thorough I have read, which is quite a few. Have you ridden the Texas Chopper? Heard anything about it or know of anyone I should talk to that does know? Both bikes are beautiful and expensive, so I don’t want to make a very expensive mistake.
–Sean O’Neill
Hey Sean,
Thanks for reading my review. I have not ridden an AIH, but I hear the company may be in trouble. It looks as though they may be closing their doors. In your case, I’d go with the k-9. That bike produced miles of smiles.
–Johnny Humble
GRAND NATIONAL BIKE SHOW COMING TO THE BAY AREA– The Grand National Bike Show October 13th and 14th at the Cow Palace is the Bay Areas largest motorcycle marketplace. The west’s best known builders like, Cole Foster, Big Mike, Kirk Taylor, Sugar Bear, Scott Long and more will be there showing off their newest creations. Japans hottest builder Masa will be bringing his two wheeled art to the show. With over a dozen Pro Builders on hand this will surely be a must see show.
40,000 square feet of motorcycle market place has been added this year to make room for the new vendors as well as Grand National style flat track racing. Wheel to wheel action will be going on both Saturday and Sunday as the racers go after the leader pack this years Daytona winner Mikey Rush.
The Grand National Bike Show is the best $15 ticket in town, live music, fashion shows, 150 plus customs in the Ego Tripp bike show, 130,000 square feet of vendors and one lucky ticket holder will ride off on a new BMC Hooligan Chopper. That’s right everyone that buys a ticket will have a chance to win the bike that Big Mike will give away on Sunday October 14th. Motorcycle Marketplace will have vendors selling just about anything you need for riding or wrenching.
Back again this year is a “Tribute to Johnny Chop” a collection of bikes and friends. The door open at 10am both Saturday and Sunday Oct 13th and 14th 2007. Free Motorcycle Parking!!!!!!!
For info go to www.horsepowerpromotions.com
IMAGES FROM BCCOM BIKE SHOW AND PARTY– This one took the award for “Best Bike” It is a bike from Freakshow Choppers called “Fantasma Del Lago” (Phantom of the Lake).
They also won best bike along with a number of other awards at our Westcoast Custom Motorcycle Show in April. You can check them out at www.freakshowchoppers.com That last shot of the best bike can be credited to Alan Katowitz.
Felions Dance Team modeling Bitchin Gear. Photos can be credited to Alan Katowitz.
BRASS BALLS MODEL NAMES KEEP COMING– Your site is on my favorites list which I peak in on every week or so. Nice to read a review from a skewed view now and then. Keep up the great work. I don’t know if you guys are still looking for a name for that BBB roller but when I saw those footboards, beach bars, and fat-assed tires the name that came to mind immediately was The Brass Balls Bobbers —Beach Bomber.
–Stephen Wieloszynski
Avionics Tech.
ANEL ON VIRGINIA TECH MURDERS PUSHES ANTI-GUN AGENDA– Yesterday, the “Virginia Tech Review Panel” released its report on April’s horrific mass murder on campus. Most media attention has rightly focused on failures of communication. These include failures to share information between university officials, mental health counselors, campus police, and killer Seung Hui Cho’s parents, as well as the university’s failure to promptly notify students, faculty and staff promptly about the first two shootings on campus.
Yet while the panel effectively reviewed those issues, it used its chapter on “Gun Purchase and Campus Policies” to promote an anti-gun agenda that has no relationship to this spring’s tragedy. Many of its findings and recommendations are contradictory; none would have had an effect on Cho’s rampage. Commemorating Katrina’s Second Anniversary – And Vowing Never To Forget: As we commemorate the second anniversary of the devastating hurricane that ravished the New Orleans-area, let us remember all of its victims, including the Second Amendment. With local law enforcement officials engaged in a concerted effort to confiscate the lawfully owned arms of New Orleans’ residents after the storm, those who claimed “it could never happen here” learned that the U.S. is not immune to illegal gun confiscations.
If you’ve forgotten how the Second Amendment was trampled upon following Hurricane Katrina, or if you have friends or family members who still naively believe “it can’t happen here,” please see NRA’s compelling video on the subject by –from Tim Oster 
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