So, If you like two-wheels in front instead of the traditional two-wheels at the back kind of trike—Ryker is ready and your playground awaits. All day and all night, you’ve got every tech loaded on to it to rule any road and never hold back. All you gotta decide is between the three Ryker variants and the three dozen colors they are available in.

Base model aptly called “Ryker” 2024 is “transport and preparation not included” and priced at $9,599



That’s less than half the price of base model Polaris Slingshot S but twice as ugly. Okay apples and oranges but—basically both have two-wheels at front and one in the rear.

A Harley-Davidson base model “two-wheeled motorcycle” – which is a more accurate depiction of a motorcycle, costs $16,999 and gets you the Sportster S. But if getting three wheels instead of two seems like a bargain then the Ryker wins your wallet.




Why am I mansplaining these things in a motorcycling website online since 1996. Well, because if you are reading up on Can-Am Ryker, you probably are new to motorcycles and might want to compare specs, costs, brands and your outlook on life and future on the road.



Ryker Sport will set you back another $2499 and Ryker Rally will cost a competitive $14,599. Sportingly you might just notice that all of them are just without their magic ingredient—“Transport and preparation not included”. Why do they advertise that? Would you not ride it out of the showroom like any other vehicle? Don’t you need a license for it? Of course, you gonna need gas and a helmet and cool Star Wars tee-shirt. But those are not obstacles – meeting girls while using that 600cc or 900cc three-wheeled Ryker between your legs would be the obstacle. Maybe you could be a lifeguard and watch reruns of Baywatch on the beach as you recline on your Ryker.



Yup, Spyder sounds way more cool than saying, “I am hanging at the beach with my Ryker.”

Some specs for those who are serious or getting seriously pissed off….

Ryker 2024
•$9,599 onwards
•Rotax® 600 or 900 cc engine.
•Auto twist-and-go transmission + vehicle stability control.
•Driveshaft tech requires less maintenance.
•Adjusts to all riders; 100,000+ customizations possible.
•Drift-friendly Sport Mode & fuel-saving Eco Mode (900 cc only).

Ryker Sport 2024
•$12,499 onwards
•All standard Ryker (900 cc) features, PLUS:
•Sport model-exclusive styling for an unforgettable road presence.
•Comfortable (still slays corners): KYB† HPG with preload adj. and Sport comfort seat.
•MAX Mount adds long-haul cargo and passenger options.
•Sport Mode for dynamic, drift-ready handling. Cruise control.

Ryker Rally 2024
•$14,599 onwards
•All standard Ryker (900 cc) features, PLUS:
•Access new playgrounds with new, stonger Hyper Silver color rims, rally-ready tires, pushbar, skid plate, intake with prefilter, auxiliary LED lights and Akrapovic exhaust.
•Discover the loose surface-ready features of the Ryker Rally: the Handlebar with hand guards, anti-slip pegs, front and rear KYB HPG shocks with remote adjusters and extra suspension travel.
•MAX Mount adds long-haul cargo and passenger options.
•Exclusive Rally Mode for dirt drift-friendly cornering. Cruise control.


They do make motorcycles you know. Yes, Can-Am motorcycles. Well, they are electric motorcycles and they run on two-wheels and your anxiety.



Imagine being outdoors doing all the fun things a Can-Am is known for and then—boom—all out of electric. Well, let’s not put the cart before the horse. Yes, the Can-Am Electric Motorcycles are yet to be launched and are expected to be available in – ta-da—2024. They are being pitched as “beyond the city” and also one which is a “return to Can-Am motorcycle roots” with a motocross model and yet another model with “all-new Rotax E‑POWER” and “Level 2 charging capabilities,” etc.



If that sounds confusing and complicated, you could always just buy a “regular” motorcycle that uses mechanics instead of gizmos and gadgets. Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Company trained American citizens who were drafted as soldiers in World War to assemble the whole motorcycle from scratch and repair their own motorcycles and also scavenge for parts in war zone scenario, including parts from other brand motorcycles—to keep going forward and to keep kicking ass. That’s how progress and social structure and civilization survives. This also helped soldiers to transition to Harley-Davidson’s customers after the war was over. Tell your neighbor to repair your smartphone or laptop or smart TV and see where that gets you—that’s your future on electric wheels.



Meanwhile, here is footage from the National Archive because why not!?
https://thevintagent.com/2018/03/25/100-years-ago-harley-davidson-training-schools-in-1918/

Anyways, Can-Am Ryker runs on gasoline, so let’s stop bitching about EVs for now. The engine is born to run and run some more. With modern efficiency, classic soul, the Ryker models use powerful, fuel efficient and reliable Rotax engines. You get to choose between the 2-cylinder Rotax 600 ACE for strong everyday performance or a thrilling 3-cylinder Rotax 900 ACE engine for getting your own off-the-grid, private farm, FBI & ATF showdown.



Ryker models have a rider-focused safety suite: stability control developed in partnership with BOSCH†, anti-lock brakes (ABS), plus traction control are the confidence-inspiring features that keep Ryker planted to the road –that and lack of party invitations.

Since it’s a “three-wheeled motorcycle,” you get to also not use clutch or gears. Twist & ride: Can-Am Ryker’s automatic transmission delivers effortless drive and great fuel efficiency. Now you’ve got more time to admire the scenery and adventures ahead as you hunt big game and spot trespassing hikers.



Ryker isn’t sized for anyone, it’s sized for everyone with innovative ergonomic features like adjustable foot pegs, brake pedal and handlebar. Why? Cause any idiot should be on the road, riding free forever. But the manual says “to bring the open road within reach of more riders.”

“As unique as your ass-imprint,” is a promo slogan yet to catch on!

“Outdoors” is a word that cannot be uttered without the word “environment” and “protection” and “ban” being said in the same sentence. There’s not much here—that’s the point. Ryker has a durable steel frame, recyclable materials, and quality construction that’s engineered to last. Minimal fuel use – because you will be embarrassed to be seen on it soon enough – and maximum fun—because you will be thrilled to gift it to your distant, disgruntled grandmother.



Powertrain is untouchable. Ryker honestly admits they would rather you ride than wrench. So, the Ryker uses an integral, reliable driveshaft for smooth power delivery—and no extra maintenance. No one is needed with Ryker by your side (promo slogan yet to be adopted).

So, the overview of this overview is, get the Rally edition

• Engine = Rotax® 900 cc engine
• Transmission = Automatic transmission (CVT) with reverse function
• Suspension = Front & Rear : KYB HPG with remote reservoir 4-position compression adjustable damping and preload adjustement
• Cargo capacity = Glovebox with USB, 1.85 gal (7 L)
• Riding modes = Eco Mode, Rally Mode and cruise control

For those considering a Polaris Slingshot—a more apt comparison is a Can-Am Spyder F3 starting $22,099 and Can-Am Spyder RT starting $26,599. Why didn’t I mention it before? Because this is about “Ryker.” Not everything is about you, Karen.

Why not just test drive Harley-Davidson Road King Special at $24,999 or for the more calculating rider, the Polaris Indian Springfield at $22,999. You may realize, two wheels are more than enough to thrill you while three wheels are more than enough to reel your spirit in.

The all new 2024 version is out and about
by Ujjwal Dey

The first thing you notice about the 2024 Can-Am Ryker is of course that it is advertised as a “three-wheeled motorcycle.” For those who love and ride motorcycles, there is no such thing. You got one wheel too many to call it a motorcycle.

The name Ryker is not of Biblical origin nor a Bavarian legend. It is a silly portmanteau on “Ride”-“Biker” with a “Y” replacing it to re-invent the three-wheeled thing called “Ryker.” Plus, it rhymes with Can-Am Spyder.

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Blow by blow account from ground zero by Graeme Lowen

I was able to persuade Terry Woods to come along to the March Hare with me and Keegan. Terry is riding his old FHL Harley-Davidson affectionately known as Poo Brown (mainly because of its faded brown color I think).

Anyway, I would have normally gone to Invercargill on the Thursday evening to pick up Keegan, but because I did not get home from work untill 7:00 o’clock after spending a ten-hour day in the hot sun with two other guys, working on a roof, I was just not interested. I packed the sidecar up on Thursday night and come Friday morning I drove the van into Invercargill to pick up Keegan at quarter past eight. I made him drive back to Winton as he is the proud holder of a Learners Driver license now and he needs all the practice he can get.

It was just 9:15 when we rolled into Browns and to gather up Mr Woods and some of his gear. He put into the side car a half used large box of Weetbix with his favorite bowl and cup and spoon. Also, a 12-pack of cans of Coke. He has this coke drinking habit because of his cancer thing he had some 15 years ago and has found it works well for his stomach.

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The boo-boo by Wayfarer
with illustration by Wayfarer

She could not take her eyes off him. He was enjoying rum & chips with his longtime love, a childhood lover, seemingly inseparable. Then they left and the lonely, lovely stranger who served them, yearned for the man to return.

A few days later, they bumped into each other at a charity hiking trip, aimed at picking trash on trails. He was alone. Apparently, he loved the outdoors and his gal loved cozy evenings in cafes and pubs. “Opposites attract” the waitress sighed.

Then she had an epiphany, “one who waits, is a waiter,” and she introduced herself. He loved the coffee from her flask. She loved that he was interested in her. Soon, she offered to drop him home on her dual-sport Honda Transalp. He asked for her number and they planned a new trail.

(publication dated 03-May-2024)

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Lawmakers in the U.S. House of Representatives and U.S. Senate are again trying to push back on new Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) rules compelling over half of all new vehicles sold to be electric by 2032. The new bills, H.J. Res 136 and S.J. Res 75 would overturn the rules announced in April by the EPA.

These bills were introduced with 114 cosponsors in the House of Representatives and 48 in the Senate. Let’s grow the number of cosponsors and let the people in Washington, D.C. know their constituents want to save the internal combustion engine

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It’s tough to hold the line with two property deals floating. On the other hand, everything rides on the decisions I make. I’m an optimist, but I search out the reality of the situation. I’m 76, do I really want to dive into a 100 year old building that needs to be refurbished, or would I rather work hard on the museum efforts, continue to write stories, build motorcycles, write books and make another stab at Bonneville? WTF?

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The 30th annual Platinum General Services event, proudly presented by the XDA, took on a bittersweet tone this past weekend at the Maryland International Raceway. As engines thundered against the backdrop of spring skies, the event unfolded with a poignant undercurrent, marking the first race since the passing of XDA co-owner Chris Miller.

Miller’s absence was deeply felt, his legacy casting a long shadow over the track he helped cultivate into a haven for speed enthusiasts. Despite this, racers and fans alike came together in a powerful display of solidarity and respect, celebrating his memory by ensuring the event he cherished ran with the precision and passion he was known for.

During three exhilarating days, competitors from far and wide converged, introducing fresh talent to the racing scene while seasoned veterans showcased their enduring skills.

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It’s tough to hold the line. On the other hand, everything rides on the decisions I make. I’m not a rich guy with a vast checkbook. I’m an optimist, but I search out the reality of the situation. I’m 76, do I really want to dive into a 100 year old building that needs to be refurbished, or would I rather work hard on the museum efforts, continue to write stories, build motorcycles, write books and make another stab at Bonneville? WTF?

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LOWBROW ACTION–Fuel Cleveland is back as a 2-day event for its 9th year!

Come party in NE Ohio with us at Fuel on Saturday & Sunday, July 27th & 28th.
Fuel Cleveland is a free event, as always.
You can get the details and see photos and a video of last year’s event here.
Spread the word, arrange your posse and roll deep. See you there!

GET THE DETAILS

Fuel Cleveland is brought to you by Lowbrow Customs, Forever The Chaos Life and The Gasbox.

We couldn’t do it without support from American Metal Customs, Biltwell, Hall of Fame Harley-Davidson, Whiteknuckler and W&W.

THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD IN THE UNIVERSE—Here’s an example.

I want to start by saying thank you for your incredible support of Operation Gratitude! You, our Volunteers, are the heart and soul of our organization and are making a difference every day.

The second challenge of 2024 is set to begin next week, and we hope you’re ready to pick up your needles, hooks, and looms as we launch our 6th Annual RED Scarf and Hat Challenge!

Beginning May 9th and ending on June 6th, we are challenging our amazing Volunteers across the nation to knit, crochet, and loom as many red scarves and hats as possible! Why RED? Because every Friday, Operation Gratitude, and millions of others across the country Remember Everyone Deployed!

This year we are also asking each household to write 20 letters of gratitude to thank those deployed so far from home.

In a tangible way, Operation Gratitude will honor those who serve our country around the world by including your beautiful handmade scarves, hats, and letters of gratitude in our “Christmas in July” Care Packages!

Letter Writing Flyer
Letter Guideline Flyer

Operation Gratitude has delivered more than 4,000,000 Care Packages, and last year tens of thousands of Volunteers and supporters across the country said “Thank You” to our Military, Veterans, and First Responders.

We hope you’ll join the challenge and help us wish our troops a Very Merry Christmas in July!

With Gratitude,
Kelly South
Director of Handmade With Love Programs
Phone 818-960-7555
Monday – Friday 9 am – 5 pm PST (West Coast)

Please join our Operation Gratitude In Action volunteer group Facebook page!

#JoinUsOnTheJourney #VirtualVolunteerism

LE PERA STITCH OF THE WEEK— STITCH GRAPHIC OPTIONS
Blade

This stitch graphic is shown on a Silhouette Solo with red graphics.

This stitch pattern is hand stitched and can be added to any of our seats with any color combination for an additional custom stitch charge.
Specs

MSRP:
$130.00

See all the stitch graphic options on the Le Pera web site.

May Is Motorcycle Awareness Month
Support From H. Res. 1179

This week, the leadership of the House Motorcycle Caucus introduced H. Res. 1179, expressing support for the designation of May 2024 as Motorcycle Safety Awareness Month. The bill is sponsored by Rep. Tim Walberg (MI), Rep. Troy Balderson (OH), Rep. Michael Burgess (TX), Rep. Donald Norcross (NJ), and Rep. Derrick Van Orden (WI).

Across the nation, cities and states are introducing their own versions of motorcycle awareness resolutions and decrees. H. Res. 1179 lists several reasons why May is an important time for motorcycle awareness. Perhaps the best section of the resolution is this line, “motorcyclists have a right to the road and that all motorists should safely share the roadways.”

Those in the motorcyclist rights movement understand the future of motorcycling is threatened. We thank the lawmakers who took the time to clearly point out that bikers have a right to use our nation’s roadways!

Happy May, Ride Safe and Ride Free

–MRF

BLACK HILLS MOTORCYCLE SHOW COMING—

It is officially May and we are only a few short weeks away from the BLACK HILLS MOTORCYCLE SHOW! We have over 80 bikes registered (we are capping at 130), our vendor spots are sold out, and everything is coming together.

This is a reminder of some of the things we still need from our sponsors and vendors with deadlines for each item.

1. – Competitors’ bags items – ALL sponsors and vendors are asked to provide one small promotional item to be placed in the competitors’ swag bags. This can be a sticker, keychain, pen, coozie, anything! This is another opportunity for you to promote your business as part of your involvement in the show. The count is 130 of whatever item you want to provide (that’s why we suggest small inexpensive items). We need all items for the competitors’ bag AT DEADWOOD CUSTOM CYCLES NO LATER THAN MAY 18TH, 2024. Don’t miss out on this incredible advertising opportunity! For those of you who have already provided swag bag items, thank you! Any questions, please reach out to me.

2. – Banners –

3. – Logos –

SCHEDULE:

Friday May 24th – 12-6 pm – Load in for Vendors and we being receiving competitor’s bikes.

Friday May 24th – 7 pm – KICK OFF PARTY, Meet & Greet at the World Famous Saloon #10 in Deadwood.

Saturday May 25th – 8-11 am – Competitor’s bikes continue to be received. Vendors booth finalized.

Saturday May 25th – 11:30 am – Vendors and VIPs allowed back in the venue to shine up their booths.

Saturday May 25th – 12 pm – Doors open to the public for the 2024 Black Hills Motorcycle Show!

Saturday May 25th – 8 pm – After Party at Dale’s Sports Bar in the Deadwood Mountain Grand.

Sunday May 26th – 1-6 pm – Private Party (if you’re reading this you are invited) at Deadwood Custom Cycles. Open Bar, Free Food, Live Music!

Please don’t delay, drag your feet, or procrastinate on any of these things. Help me help you!

This show is going to be EPIC! Thank you for being a part of the Black Hills Motorcycle Show!

Jason Mook
Owner, Deadwood Custom Cycles
10 Lee Street
Deadwood, SD 57732
605-717-2492 (Shop)
605-499-8661 (Shop Mobile)
www.DeadwoodCustomCycles.com
jason@deadwoodcustomcycles.com
D.A.M.N. Podcast
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HOW MUCH LONGER– Can Harley-Davidson Support LiveWire?

Last week, Harley-Davidson announced its Q1 2024 results, but tucked away in the numbers was the announcement that LiveWire is moving its operations from California to Milwaukee, joining its parent company at its historic headquarters.

The news was somewhat of a surprise, considering it hasn’t been that long since LiveWire splintered off as an independent brand. LiveWire’s two latest motorcycles, the S2 Del Mar and S2 Mulholland, are both named after California locales.

It’s been no secret that LiveWire has been losing money. R&D is expensive, and until just a few months ago, the brand had only a single product available for sale, the LiveWire One, with its much maligned $22,799 price tag. The $15,499 S2 Del Mar is more affordable, but you can also buy both Kawasaki’s new Ninja and Z E-1 electric bikes for the same price and still have a dollar in change. No wonder cutting costs is suddenly a priority.

Harley-Davidson’s critics have seen things play out before with Buell, and the ill-conceived acquisition of MV Agusta. In their eyes, it’s only a matter of time before Harley-Davidson decides to end the LiveWire experiment for good.

https://www.motorcycle.com/bikes/features/how-much-longer-can-harley-davidson-support-livewire-qotd-44601415

Erik Buell’s Return to Music with Album ‘Dust Settles’

Erik Buell, known for his extensive career in the motorcycle industry and his induction into the Motorcycle Hall of Fame, releases his second studio album, “Dust Settles,” on June 7. After decades in motorcycling, Buell has shifted his focus to music, embracing Americana and heartland rock, a departure from his previous hard rock style.

https://www.motorcycle.com/post/news/erik-buells-return-to-music-with-album-dust-settles-44600371

–Wayfarer
International Editor
Bikernet News Bureau™

WELCOME TO A VMAX OWNER–
The exclusive door mats from CIRCUS VMAXIMUS

How does a Yamaha Vmax rider welcome guests at his home or in his man cave, the garage or workshop? Of course with a high-quality door mat from CIRCUS VMAXIMUS, the leading online store for owners and fans of this legendary muscle bike!

There are two different designs to choose from: The black version shows the unmistakable side cover of the first Vmax generation, which already celebrated its 35th anniversary in 2020. Alternatively, there is an anthracite-colored doormat with a funny cartoon by the well-known French cartoonist BOD. The message is absolutely unmistakable: a female passenger must hold on tight when the rider violently turns the throttle grip of this bike!

The rectangular, 40 x 60 centimeter (approx. 15.7 x 23.6 inch) mats with rounded corners have a felt surface with sublimation printing and a rubberized, non-slip underside.

The mats are available exclusively online at www.circus-vmaximus.com. The unit price is 49 euros.

CHECK OUT ALL THAT IS GOING ON AT HOGS—

Back for the 19th year is the Annual Guy Mills Memorial Hog Wild for Kids Charity Ride & Event. This is one of our favorite event’s all year here at Hogs & Heifers Saloon and we hope you will join us for it this year on Sunday, May 5th.

This event allows us as a community to come together and participate in a ride, live auction and raffle prize giveaways with all the proceeds benefitting the Nevada Childhood Cancer Foundation’s ~ Camp Cartwheel.

Not a motorcycle rider, NO PROBLEM…3 and 4-wheelers are invited also.

When you pre-register you will be entered to win a $100 Hogs & Heifers Saloon Merchandise Gift Card.

On-site registration the day of, will start at 8am with a Continental Breakfast provided by Kroger until 10am. Kickstands up will be at 10:30am and we will then ride out to our destination/lunch location, THE PUB at Lake Las Vegas.

Not able to make the ride? NO PROBLEM…join us for the After Party & LIVE AUCTION back at Hogs & Heifers Saloon starting around 2pm.

Our Hog Wild for Kids Charity Ride & After Party will help the NVCCF ensure that the children in their program will have an exceptional time during the week of Camp Cartwheel (June 19-22, 2024). In addition to the funds raised by donations and rider registration, we will be holding raffles and a live auction during the event. It costs $250 to send 1 kid to camp. In 2023, Hogs & Heifers raised close to $20,000 during Hog Wild for Kids which was donated in full to NVCCF’s Camp Cartwheel.

Camp Cartwheel is designed to enable children receiving care and treatment for life threatening illnesses, along with their siblings, to have a week away from it all and take part in a variety of fun activities. The funds we are able to raise and donate are vitally necessary to bring the best Camp Cartwheel experience to the kids of the foundation.

MARIJUANA SET FREE–The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration will move to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug, The Associated Press has learned, a historic shift to generations of American drug policy that could have wide ripple effects across the country.

The DEA’s proposal, which still must be reviewed by the White House Office of Management and Budget, would recognize the medical uses of cannabis and acknowledge it has less potential for abuse than some of the nation’s most dangerous drugs. However, it would not legalize marijuana outright for recreational use.

The agency’s move, confirmed to the AP on Tuesday by five people familiar with the matter who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss the sensitive regulatory review, clears the last significant regulatory hurdle before the agency’s biggest policy change in more than 50 years can take effect…

By ZEKE MILLERJOSHUA GOODMANJIM MUSTIANLINDSAY WHITEHURST

“Just a snippet from the AP report. This could be a political move, but it should have been handled a couple of years ago.”–Bandit

STROKERS DALLAS DEAL OF THE WEEK— Check out this 2022 Harley Davidson Road Glide! It’s a Great Bike with only 11,000 Miles!

This is an extremely nice Motorcycle! 2022 FLTRXS Road Glide with an M-8 114 / 6 Speed, 2 into 1 Rinehart Exhaust, Cycle Smith Banana Boards, Custom Handlebars, Quick Release Tour Pack and Lots More Extras!!! Call Lena or Ricardo 214.357.0707 See more pics of this bike & ALL our Used Bikes by clicking here:

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All-Inventory-for-Sale You can also email me rick@strokersdallas.com Remember, when you purchase a bike from Strokers Dallas you are doing business with Rick Fairless & Family!

A WALK IN THE TEMPLE– Affirming the Law of Attraction

As Buddha wisely said, “What we are today, comes from our thoughts of yesterday. And our present thoughts, build our life of tomorrow. Our life is the creation of our mind.”

In this universe, there exists a Law of Attraction, an immutable force shaping our realities. Like a mirror reflecting what stands before it, this law mirrors our dominant thoughts, conversations, and beliefs. It operates impartially, responding to the vibrations we emit into the cosmos.

We wield the power to attract or repel our good fortunes. If we harbor thoughts of lack, limitation, or negativity, we inadvertently summon these realities into existence. Conversely, embracing thoughts of love, joy, abundance, and faith invites bountiful blessings into our lives.

Let us vigilantly guard our thoughts and conversations, refusing to engage in negativity—both within ourselves and with others. We erect a force field against negativity, pessimism, replacing it with optimism and positivity.

Today, I acknowledge the Law of Attraction in my life. I embrace the abundance that Spirit seeks to bestow upon me. I release any lingering negativity, holding steadfast to my faith in this truth.

With unwavering belief, I declare: My words dispel doubt and fear, paving the way for the manifestation of perfection in my life. I trust in the Divine Order unfolding around me, gratefully accepting the abundance that surrounds me.

And so it is.

Namaste.

As Eric Butterworth reminds us, within us lies the potential for boundless inner stability and outer abundance. We have the privilege of birthing this reality into existence—believing is our key.

–Yale
Senior Monk
Bikernet Thought Temple

Today’s Spiritual Exercise: If you choose

Identify five or more negative words or thoughts to remove from your vocabulary.

Replace these with five or more positive affirmations.

Throughout the day, consciously substitute negative words with their positive counterparts.

Each time you catch yourself in negativity, greet it with a laugh and replace it with a smile.

In embracing positivity, we align ourselves with the abundant blessings the universe has to offer.

THE DICTATORSHIP MODEL–Jerry Seinfeld says ‘extreme Left’ ruined comedy: ‘The audience polices us’ –

This is the result of the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people.

Now they’re going to see standup comics because we are not policed by anyone. The audience polices us. We know when we’re off track. We know instantly and we adjust to it instantly.

But when you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committees, groups—’Here’s our thought about this joke.’ Well, that’s the end of your comedy.”

Do we take the heat, or just not be funny? And what they’ve decided to be is, Well, we’re not going to do comedies anymore. There were no sitcoms picked up on the fall season of all four networks. Not one. No new sitcoms.”

https://www.hindustantimes.com/entertainment/hollywood/jerry-seinfeld-says-extreme-left-ruined-comedy-101714463684565.html

–Wayfarer
Entertainment Industry

TEXAS WEATHER REPORT-– Getting hail no, what fun! I’d rather be in the garage watching it, just lost the internet.

Got back on the big computer as I have a couple of things coming up. Still no concerts, but have put in for a few things. Down Track, Lucky Devil, Pizza Joint been there for 20 years or better, don’t know when the building burned? Some Biden voter must have whined and he was green, what the heck is a Pizza Pickle losers!

RFR-FXR Life

BRAND New Bikernet Reader Comment!–
FXST Detachable Motorcycle Windshield

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Good information and good job on the installation. Like going to the gym, half the battle is getting into the shop and getting your hands dirty.

–Buzz
Palm Bay, FL

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HARLEY-DAVIDSON MUSEUM ACTION–It’s a monstrous May at the Harley-Davidson Museum

Get set for a new exhibit and ’tis the season for Bike Nights, Demo rides, the mother of all Mother’s Day celebrations and so. much. more!

May is the gateway to summer at the Harley-Davidson Museum. With a new exhibit, the return of free concerts every Thursday at Bike Night, bike demos and fun events packed throughout the month, there’s never a bad time to point your wheels to 6th & Canal.

And it starts straightaway on Wednesday, May 1 with the kickoff to patio season at MOTOR Bar & Restaurant. Chef Doug’s Cinco de Mayo specials (available all month long) are the perfect pairing to Milwaukee’s best patio. Feel free to bring Fido along for the scenic views of the Menomonee River and Downtown Milwaukee (plus the Harley-Davidson-branded pet-safe treats and water bowls).

Bike Night keep May motoring and debuts on Thursday, May 2 with Bruce Humphries and The Rockabilly Rebels providing the soundtrack for the rolling sculptures reuniting in Motorcycle Plaza. All wheels are welcome all summer long for free tunes from some of Milwaukee’s favorite bands.

And with Bike Nights back on the scene, you know Saturday Demos are right around the corner. Those lucky riders with a magical motorcycle endorsement are invited to roll through the scenic Menomonee Valley on a brand-new 2024 Harley-Davidson® motorcycle. Did we mention it costs zero dollars? Your Saturdays are now booked through September. If you’re not yet a licensed rider, check out the Jumpstart™ demo. Cycle through the gears of an H-D to experience the thrill of life behind bars. May 4 is also International Female Ride Day. Kickstands up at noon at the H-D Museum for a leisurely ride through southeastern Wisconsin with dozens of your fellow riders (guys are welcome, too).

Speaking of the ladies, show Mom how much you “wheelie” love her on Mother’s Day (Sunday, May 12) at the H-D Museum. Mom gets in free* for her special day, and MOTOR will have two dining options available – check out the buffet in Rumble (located above MOTOR Bar & Restaurant) or enjoy the à la carte options in the restaurant. Both spots will offer “mom-mosas” and a freshly cut rose for the most important woman in your life. Reservations strongly recommended. Give mom the gift of unforgettable memories this Mother’s Day at the Harley-Davidson Museum.

And get ready for riding season May 16 – 18 with our latest H-D Factory Outlet Sale, featuring fantastic deals on end-of-season and discontinued Harley-Davidson Motor-Clothes merchandise plus an exclusive assortment of officially licensed products.* Visit Rumble to grab great deals on leathers, riding gear, hats and other fun items. Afterwards, be sure to visit the H-D Shop with your Factory Outlet Sale receipt to grab a great gift with purchase. Supplies are limited, so shop early!

Saturday, May 18 also marks the return of the Armed Forces Day & Celebration. Honor our brave U.S. military heroes from 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. Featuring the Wisconsin Warrior Challenge, experience interactive military displays and participate in the Support the Troops Ride. The H-D Museum will offer Military Gallery Talks at 11 a.m. & 2 p.m. where stories about Harley-Davidson’s ties to the Military and how our motorcycles played a pivotal role in the World Wars. For Armed Forces Day, the H-D Museum is proud to offer free admission for past and present US Military personnel.*

Finally, Memorial Day weekend will see the opening of a new special exhibit, “Creating a Legend: Art & Engineering at Harley-Davidson.” Take a peek behind the curtain as engineers, designers and others share stories on how Harley-Davidson’s iconic looks, sounds and feels have been created over the years. Housed in the Design Lab, this exhibit opens to the public Saturday, May 25. Please note, media are invited to a special press preview on Friday, May 24. Please email for details.

PROGRAMMING / EVENTS
Thursday Bike Night Concert Series, Thursdays, 5 – 9 p.m. through September
All bikes unite every Thursday night at the Harley-Davidson Museum. Grab your bike. Join your fellow riders (and non-riders) for free live music from some of Milwaukee’s favorite bands, fun, drool-worthy rolling sculptures and outdoor food and drink. All wheels welcome. All people welcome. Powered by: Rockford Fosgate Motorcycle Audio, Twisted Tea Hard Iced Tea, Dunlop Motorcycle Tires, H-D Insurance, Wisconsin Lottery & Official Harley-Davidson Trucks.

May 2 – Sportster Night with Bruce Humphries and The Rockabilly Rebels (Rockabilly)
May 9 – Adventure Touring Night with Pay the Devil (Americana / Bluegrass / Folk)
May 16 – Military Bike Night with The Whiskeybelles (All-Female Traditional Country)
May 23 – CVO Night with Reilly (Irish Folk Rock / Celtic Rock)
May 30 – Café Racer / Race Night with Driveway Thriftdwellers (Americana)

Mother’s Day, Sunday, May 12
Let’s make this Mother’s Day one for the books with the ultimate tribute to all the motorcycle moms out there at the Harley-Davidson Museum, where moms get in free! Whether you’re a biker babe, a family that lives for the two-wheel life, or just someone who loves a good adventure, our H-D Museum campus is the place to be.

Treat mom to a special brunch with a buffet on the second floor of MOTOR Bar & Restaurant overlooking the Menomonee River, featuring a carving station, seafood station, made-to-order omelets, dessert station, and more. And forget the stress of hunting for the perfect present – find one-of-a-kind gifts that are just as unique as the mom in your life from the Harley-Davidson Shop.

We’ve got everything you need for an all-inclusive day out with the family, so you can focus on making mom feel the love. Give mom the gift of unforgettable memories this Mother’s Day at the Harley-Davidson Museum.

* Receive one (1) Harley-Davidson Museum General Admission adult ticket when you mention the Mother’s Day offer. Valid for entry only on Sunday, May 12, 2024, for in-person use at the Harley-Davidson Museum. Not valid for online purchases. Non-transferable. Cannot be redeemed for cash or cash equivalent. Offer not valid on previously purchased Harley-Davidson Museum tickets. It cannot be combined with any other offer, discount or promotion. Offer is subject to change without notice. Void where prohibited or restricted by law.

Armed Forces Day Celebration with Support the Troops Ride & Ceremony, May 18, 10 a.m. – 3 p.m.

Join the Harley-Davidson Museum and active military and veterans as we honor the brave individuals serving in the United States Armed Forces where past and present US Military personnel can enjoy free admission on Saturday, May 18*. Together with the Milwaukee Armed Services Committee, the H-D Museum invites everyone to show your support for our troops on Armed Forces Day.

Military equipment and interactive displays are available for attendees to see and experience. This free event offers a unique experience to talk with all branches of the military to learn about their experiences and the challenges they face maintaining our freedom. Please note that military discounts are found throughout campus throughout the year.

The H-D Museum will also offer Military Gallery Talks at 11 a.m. & 2 p.m. These staffed talks will include the history of Harley-Davidson in the Military and how we were essential in the World Wars. They last approximately 15 minutes and are free to attend with paid admission.

Families will want to check out the Wisconsin Warrior Challenge. Open to kids and young adults ages 7-22, participants will join one of six teams and compete in a series of activities for the title of Wisconsin Warrior Champions. Activities will include obstacle courses, survival skills, drills and marching, and more! Sign up in advance on the Milwaukee Armed Forces Week website.

BABE OF THE WEEK–Dee

–Sam Burns
Talent Scout
Bikernet.com

SUSPENSION TECHNOLOGIES HITS MYRTLE BEACH— South Carolina, we are coming to see ya during Myrtle Beach Bike Week!!

Mike, Steve and the crew will be at Myrtle Beach Harley-Davidson doing FREE Installations of the best Rear Shocks and Front Fork Cartridges your Harley has ever seen.

Purchase your Rear Shocks and/or Front Fork Cartridges and you not only get Free Installation, but have the chance to earn a $50 Gift Certificate. Ask Mike when you see him!

CALL today to schedule your FREE INSTALL Appointment at
the 2024 Myrtle Beach Spring Rally:

727.233.3610

DOOMSDAY CHALLENGED IN MONTANA–Will Montana’s PSC save Montana and America from climate alarmism?

The Montana Public Service Commission (PSC) has a once-in-a -lifetime opportunity to defeat the Democrat climate alarmists and overturn Held v Montana.

The Held v Montana plaintiffs filed a petition requesting the PSC to “consider” the “adverse climate impacts of greenhouse gas emissions” in its decisions.

There are only two possible outcomes:

(1) the PSC rejects the petition.

This is the worst possible outcome because it will strengthen the Petitioners’ position. PSC’s rejection will be taken as more evidence that the Held v Montana Plaintiffs are correct about climate change because Republicans are afraid to challenge Plaintiffs’ climate claims. The Petitioners will file a new lawsuit against the PSC for refusing to “consider” climate change in its energy decisions. The PSC will then lose this lawsuit because its position would be indefensible.

(2) the PSC accepts the petition.

If the PSC accepts this petition, the PSC will turn the table on the Petitioners. The PSC will control the “consideration” of climate change. The PSC will hold its own hearings on climate outside of a courtroom. They may invite scientists on both sides of the climate issue to present their arguments and debate their opponents. I confidently predict these presentations and debates will overwhelmingly prove the Petitioners’ climate claims are a fraud.

If the PSC accepts the Petition, the PSC will save Montana, America, and the world.

PSC’s “consideration” of climate change will settle the climate change issue in Montana and be a climate law precedent to America and the world. PSC’s “consideration” can be completed in 2024, maybe before the Montana Supreme Court rules on Held v Montana.

The PSC “consideration” will override the climate part of Held v Montana because Montana’s AG Knudsen did not defend climate truth. Rather, he stipulated at the beginning of the trial that he agrees with the Plaintiffs on climate change, thereby betraying all Montana Republicans.

There were 3 categories of testifiers at the PSC hearing on April 8, 2024.

(a) Climate alarmists who want the PSC to accept the Petition.
(b) Climate realists who want the PSC to reject the Petition.
(c) One climate realist (me) who read the Petition and wants the PSC to accept the Petition.
Since (a) had by far the most votes, the PSC has a good reason to accept the Petition.

The PSC will soon decide whether it will control the evaluation of the Petitioners’ climate claims or kick the can down the road and let the Petitioners wag the PSC.

Ed Berry, PhD, Theoretical Physics
Certified Consulting Meteorologist (CCM)
Author: Climate Miracle (Amazon)
Author, Speaker, Teacher, Expert Witness
100%-win record as expert witness.

DICK ALLEN SPRINGER UPDATE—

Clauser Machine, Spearfish called Irish Rich yesterday. The had the Dick Allen springer spuds machined. Reno’s 80-year old dad handled the machining. He likes to keep his hands in the business.

They really did a nice job,” Rich said and jammed home to install them in the legs.

More to come.

–Bandit

BANDIT’S CANTINA BAD JOKE LIBRARY RE-OPENS—

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside

And asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”

“Yes, coach”, replied the little boy. “

Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?”

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

“So,” the coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse the umpire or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?”

Once more, the small boy nodded in agreement.

The coach continued, “And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?”

“No, coach.”

“Good”, said the coach. “Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”

–Sam Burns
Senior Librarian
Bandit’s Cantina

COMMON GROUND THAT UNITES OUR PURPOSE–Bikers Inside the Beltway is more than holding common ground, it is what unites motorcyclists to send a clear message to Congress that motorcycling is worth protecting.

The tragedy of a motorcyclist killed by an automobile sold as an “autonomous vehicle” but without the essential technical abilities to drive itself should place all riders on common ground, with a complete focus on working with Congress to stop these senseless tragedies.

As “driverless vehicles” proliferate on our highways, we are all in danger of similar fates. The Motorcycle Riders Foundation (MRF) is united in the endeavor to force the manufacturers of autonomous vehicles to include motorcycle recognition capability in all their recognition technology before they are allowed to operate on our highways.

The end of the Internal Combustion Engine (ICE) will be the death knell of motorcycling. A 2024 legislative priority of the Motorcycle Riders Foundation is to protect the internal combustion engine by ensuring it maintains a rightful place among upcoming vehicle technologies.

Motorcycles (especially older models and other small engine equipment) should never utilize the internal parts-damaging ingredients of ethanol 15. The Motorcycle Riders Foundation is committed to protecting the fuel supply needed to ensure that pumps supplying ethanol 15 are clearly labeled.

The aftermarket industry (suppliers and shops) will no longer exist without “Right to Repair” legislation. As we meet with Congress during Bikers Inside the Beltway, the Motorcycle Riders Foundation has made the Right to Repair a 2024 top priority on our legislative agenda.

Metaphorically, motorcycling is the common ground that we all ride upon. When the MRF hosts Bikers Inside the Beltway, Capitol Hill is where we collectively stand to hold the common ground that unites us. Since 2009, Bikers Inside the Beltway has grown to demonstrate the collective grassroots voice of the nation’s street-riding motorcyclists.

In 2023, motorcyclists attending Bikers Inside the Beltway visited all 535 congressional offices. That same orchestrated visit will be part of Bikers Inside the Beltway 2024. It is not too late to plan on attending Bikers inside the Beltway – May 20 & 21, 2024. Event registration is free. However, we request that you register early to help us plan the event.

To ensure that the mission of getting our message to Congress continues to be successful, make your hotel reservations and please consider the following as you make plans to attend Bikers Inside the Beltway:

Make your appointments locally or in Washington.

Familiarize yourself with the briefing points. (Available at the pre-event briefing).
Confirm your appointment locally or in Washington.

Make notes on your meetings.

Share your meeting notes with the MRF.
The MRF Board of Directors will meet in advance of the trip to Capitol Hill on May 20, and host a Q&A briefing scheduled for 7:00 p.m. at the Embassy Suites, 1900 Diagonal Road, Alexandria, Virginia. Rooms are available through the hotel direct line 703-684-5900 and use reference code MRF.

The Motorcycle Riders Foundation’s Bikers Inside the Beltway is more than holding common ground — it is about protecting the future of motorcycling and the common ground that unites our purpose.

Thank you for your commitment.

Yours in Freedom,
–Fredric Harrell
MRF Director of Conferences & Events

Grateful Dead Fans Always Support Dead Tributes!

CUBENSIS, The Los Angeles-based group has carried the torch in celebration of one of America’s most beloved touring bands. CUBENSIS brings the original, organic Grateful Dead concert experience back to life. Drawing from all eras of the Dead, the band performs improvised sets of Grateful Dead and Jerry Garcia Band classics that retain all the spontaneous exploratory jamming for which the bands were renowned. However, the music produced is uniquely Cubensis.

Now celebrating their 35th anniversary, CUBENSIS has been privileged to be joined on stage by numerous rock superstars, including Chris Robinson and Marc Ford (Black Crowes), Warren Haynes (Phil & Friends, Allman Bros.), John Molo (Phil & Friends), and both Vince Welnick and Tom Constanten of the Grateful Dead, as well as Melvin Seals othe Jerry Garcia Band.

Cubensis – Booked Dates

Sat, May 11 @ 7:00PM Tiki Bar, 1700 Placentia Avenue , Costa Mesa, CA
Sat, May 18 @ 7:00PM Saint Rocke, 142 Pacific Coast Hwy, Hermosa Beach, CA
Fri, Jun 28 @ 7:00PM The Village at Mammoth, Mammoth Lakes, CA
Sat, Jul 6 @ 7:00PM Newport Dunes, 1131 Back Bay Dr., Newport Beach, CA
Sat, Aug 3 @ 7:00PM Coach House, 33157 Camino Capistrano, Suite C, San Juan Capistrano, CA 92675
Sat, Aug 31 @ 9:00PM Winston’s, 1921 Bacon St., San Diego, CA 92107
Sun, Sep 1 @ 7:00PM Libbey Bowl, 210 South Signal Street, Ojai, CA
Sat, Sep 7 @ 8:00PM Gull Lake Park, 90 Granite Ave, June Lake, CA

BRAND NEW100-WORD FICTION ENTRY–

The boo-boo

She could not take her eyes off him. He was enjoying rum & chips with his longtime love, a childhood lover, seemingly inseparable. Then they left and the lonely, lovely stranger who served them, yearned for the man to return.

A few days later, they bumped into each other at a charity hiking trip, aimed at picking trash on trails. He was alone. Apparently, he loved the outdoors and his gal loved cozy evenings in cafes and pubs. “Opposites attract” the waitress sighed.

Then she had an epiphany, “one who waits, is a waiter,” and she introduced herself. He loved the coffee from her flask. She loved that he was interested in her. Soon, she offered to drop him home on her dual-sport Honda Transalp. He asked for her number and they planned a new trail.

–Wayfarer

NEWS FROM THE DIME BAG EMPIRE–

Saw a cool ‘50s Bentley hood ornament and gave the Dimebag travelers timecover workbox some cool art. Also got the Mudflaps keyfobs workbox almost complete, still need some small screws to attach the leather handle.

Thanks for the Support

–Adam Croft

THE GREEN PUKE–As the Biden administration expands its offshore wind projects as part of its goal to reach a carbon-free energy system, whales and other marine life may become collateral damage, according to new research.

Two independent studies measuring ocean wind turbine construction noise found that the sound emitted by vessels mapping the seafloor was significantly louder than estimated, and that noise protection for whales and other sea creatures during wind turbine pile driving doesn’t work.

Intense noise causes hearing loss in whales, other marine mammals, turtles, and fish, compromising their ability to navigate, avoid danger, detect predators, and find prey, according to scientific studies.

Robert Rand, an acoustics consultant with 44 years of experience, took underwater readings of the sonar survey vessel Miss Emma McCall off the coast of New Jersey. He also recorded acoustic readings of pile driving for Vineyards Wind 1, an offshore wind farm project under construction 15 miles south of Martha’s Vineyard.
In his pile-driving report, published March 28, Mr. Rand found that even the most advanced sound-dampening technologies didn’t adequately control harmful noise. The pounding was just as loud as seismic air gun arrays used for oil and gas exploration, long known to cause injury, hearing loss, and behavioral changes in fish and marine mammals.

Furthermore, the noise made by the construction vessel itself, which is not monitored, was almost as loud as the pile driving. Mr. Rand found that the standard formula used by the National Marine Fisheries Service to calculate how noise, over a period of time, affects a mammal’s hearing, significantly underestimates the sound levels experienced by dolphins and whales.

“These are real data,” Mr. Rand, who testified at a Congressional field hearing on January 20, told The Epoch Times. “I measured it. This is not a computer model. This is not a political press release. These are data.”

–By Donna Andersen
Epoch Times

Read the whole tamale on Epoch Times.

What if some renowned environmentalist steps forward one day and says, “We made up all this shit up, to see if we could control everything. It almost worked.” –Bandit

THROTTLE ADDICTION TAKES ON SPORTSTERS—

We wrote an article with everything you need to know about hard-tailing a Sportster! If you are shopping for a donor bike we’ve got a video on what to look for.

If you’re wondering how you’ll wire the bike we’ve got a complete wiring solution for that. Even builds from some of our customers who have done it before!

CHIP RALLY NEWS—

The world has millions of miles of roads to explore, but riders agree time and time again that some of the most amazing stretches of highway are found in the Black Hills of South Dakota. If you’re headed to the Hills this August, let the Sturgis Buffalo Chip be your guide to the best rides. Ride alongside top tier celebrities, actors and leaders while raising money for worthy causes on the Buffalo Chip’s signature charity rides!

HOW IT WENT DOWN AT THE CO2 COALITION—

Early last year, the CO2 Coalition launched an incredibly ambitious program.

We set out to stop the indoctrination of children with fear-based, radical climate dogma and to free their minds by providing fact-based materials and resources that would help them learn to think critically and embrace the scientific method.

It’s because our supporter that the CO2 Coalition has been able to run an impressive public outreach campaign reaching nearly 300,000 individuals, attending science teacher and homeschool conferences, and conducting interviews to promote our science education efforts and defeat Climate Fear with Climate Facts.

Ultimately, thanks to our thousands of partners in this national effort, we’ve made our educational materials available free of charge to the parents and teachers who need them!
In fact, they are all available on our CO2 Learning Center website:
https://co2learningcenter.com – which means you can easily share these resources with your own children, grandchildren, friends and neighbors, too!

We have been warmly received at various science teaching and homeschool conventions around the country.

Most recently, we attended the Texas Science Teacher Association convention in Houston. This was after we had provided our input into proposed textbooks for the Texas public school systems, all of which were found to be promoting the climate crisis narrative.

In late October, education experts at the Texas Public Policy Foundation asked the CO2 Coalition to assist in reviews of science textbooks in the Lone Star State. Time was very short, and we quickly assembled a team of science and education experts. Within three days our team completed an analysis of the problems that we identified.

On November 17, the Texas State Board of Education outright rejected some textbooks, while approving others with recommended removal and editing of some of the worst offending material. The important role that our team played in this effort was recognized by those leading the effort:

Many thanks to CO2 Coalition. This was a fantastic effort to impact K-12 science books that will be used around the country for a decade.

–Jason Isaac – Director of Life:Powered TPPF
We are in the process of expanding our public outreach campaign for this program to an additional 150,000 people in 2023!

None of this would have been possible without your support this past year.

–CO2 Coalition

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GREASY KULTURE ACTION– Don’t miss the cool new (old) stuff

We’ve dusted down a few new (old) treasures and wanted to give you a heads-up. As usual it’s first come, first served… or as we used to say in Australia, first in, best dressed (which, in the case of these neat old Carolina boots we’ve found, you would be!). Anyway, don’t hang around if you spot something you like… these one-offs are unlikely to come around again.

And while you’re in the webstore, why not catch up on some back issues – or take advantage of our big bundle and digest bundle to get the older mags we have left at unbelievable prices!

READER COMMENT—

You know that I have been a Solari fan for decades (despite the fact that he gets Catholics all wrong).

Read JJ Solari’s Book Review by clicking here

There is a comedian that said if women really knew what kind of strange crap men actually think about… no woman should ever date them. Maybe wouldn’t even talk to them.

And… it’s always made me think about J.J. If I ever meet J.J. in person I want to ask him about his love life… not intimate details. Just things like… OK… so… this woman… she can read… she read, “No Class Chick?” Do you know what she was thinking on the first date??

–Edge
Retired Commander
SmokeOut Platoon

NEWS FROM THE TOWN OF KLOCK—

Spring calls for adventure! Explore Klock Werks’ latest quick add-ons for bikes and off-road fun. Don’t wait – shop now and gear up for the riding season!

From phone mounts to handlebar risers, we’ve got top-quality accessories for every ride. Let’s dive in!

Quick On-Road Add ons

• Windshield Trim
• Flare™ Windshield
• Phone/Device Mount
• Vent Screen
• Front Fender
• Flush Mount Front Axles
• Saddlebag Hinge Inserts

Check the Klockwerks Website

ANOTHER New J.J. READER Comment!–

Jay Dobyns vs. the Hells Angels on A&E

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/Jay_Dobyns_vs_the_Hells_Angles_on_AE.aspx

–Gearhead
Torrance, CA

J.J. is right but George Christie makes more sense about it and then that spineless Dobins. A performer outlaw stated it best when he sang, “Mind your own business.”

If we all followed suit we would be a better society. Too many snitched in life because the governments need people to be more like sheep.

–Gearhead

STRANGE NEWS WEEK—Harvey Weinstein: New York court overturns 2020 rape conviction

Court rules judge who oversaw landmark trial was mistaken in allowing women whose accusations were not part of case to testify

In a 4-3 decision, the state of New York court of appeals ruled that the judge who oversaw Weinstein’s 2020 conviction prejudiced the ex-movie mogul with “egregious” improper rulings and was mistaken in allowing other women whose accusations were not a part of the 2020 case to testify.

“[Weinstein] was convicted by a jury for various sexual crimes against three named complainants and, on appeal, claims that he was judged, not on the conduct for which he was indicted, but on irrelevant, prejudicial, and untested allegations of prior bad acts,” read Thursday’s decision.

“We conclude that the trial court erroneously admitted testimony of uncharged, alleged prior sexual acts against persons other than the complainants of the underlying crimes … The remedy for these egregious errors is a new trial,” the decision continued.

Weinstein was sentenced to 23 years in prison in 2020 for two sex crimes: forcing oral sex on a production assistant in 2006 as well as rape in the third degree of an actor in 2013.

He will remain imprisoned because he was convicted in Los Angeles in 2022 of another rape and sentenced to 16 years in prison. Weinstein was acquitted in Los Angeles on charges involving one of the women who testified in New York.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/25/harvey-weinstein-rape-conviction-overturned

–Wayfarer

NEW EFFORT TO CONTROL THE EPA–Congressional Joint Resolution On EPA

Friday morning, Congressman Andrew Clyde of Georgia and 30 cosponsors introduced a Congressional Review Act (CRA) joint resolution of disapproval to overturn the Environmental Protection Agency’s (EPA) tailpipe emissions rule.

The joint resolution aims to overturn the EPA’s new emission standards, announced in March, that would compel over half of all new vehicles sold to be electric by 2032.

This CRA marks another tactic lawmakers are using to push back against the EPA’s recent rules and protect the internal combustion engine. The CRA is a tool Congress can use to overturn specific federal agency actions. If a CRA joint resolution of disapproval is approved by both houses of Congress and signed by the President or if Congress successfully overrides a presidential veto, the rule at issue cannot go into effect or continue in effect.

With Congress in recess and the bill freshly introduced, a bill number has yet to be assigned. Keep your eyes open for a coming “Call-to-Action” to help you contact your lawmaker regarding this joint resolution.

For the text of this CRA, click the link here.

New BIKE Bikernet Reader Comment!–The Protracted 1973 Triumph

https://www.bikernet.com/pages/The_Protracted_1973_Triumph.aspx

This style is simplistic, functional and has beautiful lines. Triumph 650-750s are a piece of art from my perspective. I live in Canada and compared to America finding complete motors or semi-complete is difficult. I envy American builders. A 2012 Triumph Bonneville can be bought for less than a ‘70s era 750, 5-speed.

–Robert Scott Brown
Oshawa, ON, Canada

IIHS UPDATES CRASH RATINGS–

Today the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety (IIHS) announced updated ratings for vehicle-to-vehicle front crash prevention tests to address crashes that occur at higher speeds and those in which the struck vehicle is a motorcycle or large truck. This is the first time the IIHS has done this type of test involving motorcycles.

The IIHS is an independent, nonprofit scientific and educational organization dedicated to reducing deaths, injuries, and property damage from motor vehicle crashes through research and evaluation and by educating consumers, policymakers, and safety professionals.

The trials involving motorcycles positioned the bike in the center of the lane and offset to the left and the right. Tested vehicles were evaluated on forward collision warning and automatic emergency braking (AEB) systems. In each test run, an engineer drives the test vehicle toward the target at the selected speed and records when the forward collision warning occurs and how much the AEB system slows the vehicle to prevent or mitigate the impending impact. Tests are conducted at three different speeds, 31mph, 37mph and 43mph.

Of the ten (10) vehicles tested in the “Small SUV” category just one, the Subaru Forester, received a “good rating.” It achieved this rating by avoiding a crash with the motorcycle at the two lower speeds and slowing from 43 mph to 13 mph before contacting the bike.

Unfortunately, four of the vehicles tested into the bottom “poor rating.” The Chevy Equinox for example, which was rated poor, “Failed to give a warning, or gave it too late in most tests with the motorcycle target.” To make matters worse its AEB was ineffective, causing the IIHS to state “With the motorcycle target it barely reduced speed at all.”

Last December, the IIHS estimated that if the front crash prevention technology worked as well detecting motorcycles as it does for cars and light-duty trucks, 500 fewer rear-end crashes involving motorcyclists would occur annually.

However, challenges remain, as Dr. Kidd stated, “Motorcycles are smaller and narrower than cars, making them more difficult for camera and radar-based systems to identify, especially at higher speeds.” The Motorcycle Riders Foundation thanks the IIHS for beginning to include motorcycles in this testing regimen. We hope these ratings and further tests help educate consumers about what their vehicles can and cannot do, as well as motivate manufacturers to build technology that protects everyone on the road equally.

As always Ride Safe and Ride Free.

LATEST 100-WORD FICTION–Ram Tough

Omaha, off I-29 to I-90 was a long hot ride. I stepped on green grass to stretch my back.

A loud snort turned me around. A Ram Big Horn Sheep with hazel eyes stared me down. As tall as my Harley and just as broad, his horns formed a perfect circle with ivory capping the curled gray, oyster and black ridges.

Behind him stood four of his lady friends, fluffy with white patches.

Big boy snorted again and stomped a hoof. I quickly sought protection behind my Harley.

My friend Seth said, “That ornery old goat wants you off his lawn.”

–JJ Spain

HOT BIKE ACTION–The Latest from Your Hot Bike Pals

Digital Issues, Print Issues, Anger Issues…Oh My!

Hot Bike Vol. 3 2023 Digital Issue FREE!
Did you miss this Print Edition? Not to worry, read the digital issue for free right now!

FASTEST PRODUCTION CHOPPER CHASE—

A brother is looking for a specific model Surgical Steed production chopper. “I’m looking for a Steed Bronco preferably with black frame,” said Keith Cade.

If you know of one, you can reach Keith at Keith.w.cade@gmail.com

A MONTH OF MANY– Feb & March months’ Winner for 100-Word Fiction Contest

We had the regulars, the usual suspects riding in with their fiction. This place has people who all know their names. And they all brought in good short flash fiction. Difficult to pick from among past winners and known writers and contributors. We hope we do justice with the prizes we declare.

So the winner is “Stray Paths” by Rhys — a heart-warming tale and something that does happen with some of us some of the time. Maybe more people will take note of the story and while we are not all preachy and moralistic about fiction– Bikers have always rallied around charities and more importantly stood up against injustice. While the outcome in the fiction is not a fairy tale–nor a Bambi mission– maybe somebody somewhere will help a distressed life if its not entirely impossible.

Congratulations Rhys — and let’s get fresh blood in this arena. These old men are hogging the road and if there is a lady reading this, well, send us a tale. How about something about dumping old men hogging the TV remote and toilet seat? Okay, I will not mansplain writing prompts or such. Run wild with your 100 word limit fiction.

Free goodies and 5-Ball Racing swag coming to all winners.

Wayfarer
— too old to write less than 101 words

INTRODUCING THE NEW–Kraus Max Lean Foot Controls

This kit is all about adjustability and customization to give you options for the best performance bagger experience.

IT’S NEVER DULL AROUND HERE—

We will bring you Cycle Source Coverage from the recent Texas Fandango event next week.

I bought a bottle of spendy Horse Soldier Whiskey last week. The girls at the Sturgis Museum recommended it. Not bad. I always come back to Jack Daniels.

I ordered these brake hose guide grommets from Mc Master Carr. Local hardware stores done have this size.

Digging through the old Manual locker and Tim Remus/Wolfgang tech books. I came across this one. Can’t get rid of it.

I’m getting close on the wiring. Had to perform a few tests to the high/low beam switch to figure out the twisted configuration. Wire location is also an issue, especially on a chopper. Gotta take my time.

There it is. I feel sorta outta touch, but whiskey will bring me back into focus. I’m headed to Scott Jacob’s Gallery to meet with the Kyle Petty Ride crew.

So relax, tune your rides and stay free forever.

–Bandit

Learning To Work On A Motorcycle By Christy

This journey started at Space Coast Harley-Davidson, March 2024, one sunny Saturday morning, where I test rode and bought my 2023 FXST Softail Harley-Davidson motorcycle.

Years ago, I owned a Sportster and recently have been riding one, but I felt it was time to go to a Bigger bike, so I did.

While I had been riding the Sportster with a windshield, I realized it was a definite must to have on my Softail and couldn’t ride without one.

Riding on the east coast, there are times when it’s very windy and I feel the windshield protected me. So, with some research I decided on a detachable wind splitter windshield

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Book Reveiw of the Week By J.J. Solari

The book “I AM Delilah Jones aka Doris Gohlke: I Lived And Loved As I Pleased,” is, first of all, large. It’s the size of a sheet of normal bond paper, 337 numbered pages and full of photos. If you’re an edentulate reprobate like myself, you probably – and I hate to say this if she’s reading this– you probably took her into the bathroom with you when you were a strapping young lad because she was in damn near every “girlie mag” that was flooding the back racks of the newsstands, when they had newsstands, and she wasn’t bashful.

This wasn’t the Hustler age of girlie mags, they weren’t porn, but they WERE forbidden by moms, girlfriends, and – what are they called?…..oh yeah, wives.

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